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619 - "The Serfsons"

• Even in a medieval world, Bart still manages to prank Moe.
• Marge's mom dated and got bit by an "ice walker"; when they broke up, he starts flirting with a hanged corpse. And it could talk.
  Ice Walker: Hey there, sweet thang! What time they be cutting you down? Oh, baby!
• A religious figure comes to talk to Marge about her mother dying... Azzlan.
• When the last dragon dies, all magic fades away from the world. As Lisa starts to proclaim the benefits of technology, Homer tries to revive the dragon by starting a fire in its mouth. He does.

620 - "Springfield Splendor"

• Lisa's reaction when she sees that Kumiko has made her art therapy into a manga
  Lisa: Mom, do I have permission to swear?
  Marge: OK, as long as it's tier one.
  Lisa: Damn it! It didn't work; can I go to tier two?
  Marge: I'm afraid not.
  Lisa: DAMN IT!
• Marge fails The Bechdel Test.
• "I'm haunted by visions of Milhouse!"
• During Lisa's first therapy session, there is a book on the shelf written by Dr. Marvin Monroe titled Did I Die or Not?

621 - "Whistler's Father"

• When Bernice Hibbert likens the Simpsons' decor to a circus and Luann Van Houten snarks that an elephant does live there, Marge tries to defend Homer but fails:
  Marge: Are you calling my husband an elephant?
  Homer: Marge, we got any more peanuts?
• Bart feels left out after the family learns about Maggie's whistling talent.
  Homer: Well, birds like you.
  Bart: Yeah, but they also like Grandpa.
• How do Marge and Homer deal with their individual secrets (Homer entering whistling prodigy Maggie into a toddler talent contest, Marge accepting an interior decorating commission from Fat Tony that turns out to involve converting the old Post Office to a brothel)?
  Homer: Marge, how would you feel if I kept a big secret from you?
  Marge: Well, how would you feel if I kept a big secret from you?
  Both: GOOD NIGHT!
• Lisa discovers Maggie's talent for whistling when she hears her in the middle of the night, and is initially put out by the thought that she isn't the most gifted Simpson child anymore, but she reasons there's nothing that says they can't both be talented...
  Lisa: No. No. I will not get caught in that trap that only one of us is good! We can both be good! Like the South Park guys... except Trey does everything. TREY DOES EVERYTHING!^note  Matt Stone would probably be the first to agree; he's mentioned in multiple interviews that he contributes little to the writing and directing compared to Trey Parker.
  [she begins panting, and flees the room to catch her breath; Maggie smirks and whistles an arpeggio]
  Lisa: [glaring at Maggie's doorway] Diva.
• Everyone in the family seems to have a secret...
  Bart: Why is everyone being so weird? Did the principal call? [quickly] 'Cause he's got nothing to call about! [his phone buzzes; he answers it to see a dishevelled-looking Milhouse]
  Milhouse: [a mountain lion growls in the background] I can't keep this mountain lion in my bedroom forever, Bart.
  Bart: Just four more days! [the mountain lion growls and knocks off Milhouse's glasses as Bart hangs up]
• Lisa quips to Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II that it seems everyone has a secret except the three of them. As she turns away, the two pets exchange a look, smile knowingly, and start kissing each other.

622 - "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII"

A - The Sweets Hereafter

• With all the Simpsons as chocolate bars (except Lisa as an apple), when Homer takes a bite out of a chocolate rabbit he reassures Marge that "chocolate doesn't feel anything, at which point the bunny lets out an "Oh god no!" Lisa says she can't "listen to this horror," so he eats the mouth. Then Lisa thanks him and the whole family starts eating it.

B - The Exor-Sis

• Homer orders Maggie her first Pazuzu. Why? He thought it was pizza.
• All of Homer's "reassuring" song to Maggie about Pazuzu while he's possessed while the items in Maggie's room start either acting demonic or trying to run and hide. The highlight is when all the books in a bucket burn and then the text on it that says "books" partially burns to simply say "boo".
• The entirety of possessed Maggie ruining Marge's dinner party. Especially when she kills Helen Lovejoy.
  Marge: (sincere) Thank you.
• When the Irish priest opens his bag, the leprechaun jumps out, acting like he normally does on this show. He then puts him in a plastic bag, at which point he continues trying to fight while he suffocates.
• "The Chicken goes (demonic screech while breathing fire)"
• After Pazuzu inhabits Bart's body, he asks the demon to grow horns for him. Homer then mocks Bart for how small his horns are, at which point Bart grows them to much longer, antler-like horns that go throgh Homer's nose all the way out of his head. Then:
  Homer: No, no, no! Well, at least it'll get me out of Jury duty
  (Gilligan Cut to him in Jury duty while the rest of the people there take no apparent notice of the horn through his head.)
  Homer: D'oh!

C - Coralisa

• In the opening, yarn Lisa gets her head cut off; she then recycles her own head before falling over dead.
• Marge says that Maggie "Still has a touch of Pazuzu", Homer then quips "At least she never threw up." Maggie then lets out an utterly absurd amount of vomit with such force that she is pushed out of the kitchen.
  • Later, after Marge picks up Maggie after the high chair that Chief Wiggum built, she vomits again, this time pushing Wiggum out of the kitchen. The face she makes when doing this really sells it.
• Why don't the Simpsons have smoke alarms?
  Homer: Smoke is its own alarm.
• Lisa and Bart eventually go to the other world.
  Marge: How can you be so carefree? I bore both those children.
  Homer: Marge, I don't listen to a lot of your stories, but I wouldn't call them boring.

D - MMM...Homer

• Homer's song after being left alone.
• Homer asking Ned Flanders "Do you have any spaghetti with my balls? Uh, meatballs."
  Ned: Are you eating forbidden fruit?
  Homer: Fruit? Eurgh.
• The entire montage of Homer mangling and cooking himself all set to cheerful music.
• After Marge says that Homer looks like he lost 20 pounds:
  Homer: Well, I have been cutting back. That means something different to me than you.
  Lisa: What's wrong with your leg?
  Homer: Nothing! It was perfect.
  (the rest of the family exchange worried glances.)
• Marge claims that Homer's self-destructive behavior has gone too far. Homer tries to object while he suddenly has a saw in his mouth cutting off his arm.
• Bart's reaction to Homer cooking himself to death.
  Bart: I call the brain! (served as an hors d'oeuvre)
• How did they get so much meat out of Homer?
  Carl: Oh, they mixed in some Barney, Comic Book Guy, and horse.
  Lenny: HORSE?!
• While in heaven, Homer suddenly takes off one of his wings and eats it while talking to Jesus.

623 - "Grampy Can Ya Hear Me"

• How poor is Grandpa's hearing? He listens to music so loud, even a school for the deaf tells them to turn it down.
• Grandpa gets a birthday wish!
  Abe: Why don't you just drop dead?
  Retiree: Fine. I will! (dies)
  Abe: That was a coincidence.
• Lisa makes a mistake on her homework, and begs Bart to break her into school to change it.
  Lisa: Please, I'll do your homework!
  Bart: Why? From the sound of it, you can't even do your own homework.
  Lisa: Ouch.
  • Bart eventually agrees to break Lisa in.
  Marge: Who's breaking into the school?
  Lisa: Bart's talking in his sleep.
  Marge: I choose to believe that! Good Night!
• Bart and Lisa find Skinner living in the school basement. Despite not wanting to hear the story, he decides to explain everything.
• Mrs. Skinner rents out a room to Barney, the town (and state) drunk.
  Barney: Alright, I got a baby brother!
  Skinner: He's not staying with us, is he?
  Agnes: I'll let you two work it out.

624 - "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be"

• A stranger effectively avoids the out of control monorail by sliding down a powerline...straight into a cactus patch.
• The major problem facing exotic pet owners: the food chain. Cue Lenny's crocodile eating Drederick Tatum's impala.
• This bit of Lampshade Hanging on news reports for the show, and most shows in general.
  Kent: In other news, due to budget cuts, all news reports have been shortened to two sentences each.
• The entire scene with Krusty roasting Homer at the charity dinner.

625 - "Singin' In The Lane"

• Lisa's favorite Chinese food: Pacifist Tao's tofu
• Marge tells Homer to listen to his heart.
  Homer: Not that guy.
  Homer's Heart: I'm numb. Chest pains!
• The entirety of the bowling montage. Highlights include the Sidekicks Team (Milhouse, Smithers, Lou the Cop and Sideshow Mel) being pulled away by their "bosses," Lisa and Bart's flags supporting the team (Always Supported You for the former, Jumped on the Bandwagon for the latter), and the Gatorade cooler filled with extra bowling balls.
• Marge tries to teach Bart that money won't make him happy.
  Bart: Will having no money make me happy?
  Marge: No.

626 - "Mr. Lisa's Opus"

• Maggie's pacifier sucking is stronger than a vacuum.
• When future Lisa mentions a quality of hers that makes her strong, Bart chimes in with "A voice that would make a rhino want to shove its horn in a socket?"
  Lisa: Rhinos are extinct, Bart.
  Bart: Not hippos, though. Just one in a white shirt and blue pants.
  Homer: HEY!
  • Although this becomes less funny when the northern white rhinoceros was declared functionally extinct, after the last male of the subspecies died.
• Ralph never graduated from second grade.
  Ralph: I'm bigger than the teacher. I broke my desk and she cried.
• Homer's strangling Bart for not voting against President Kid Rock outside Lisa's door. She closes it and then later it opens to the scene of Homer being strangled by Bart.
• Homer's rapid progression through the 12 (cut down to 9) step program.
• Bart briefly dates Harvard girls who want to piss off their parents before they go home, and helps one girl get her dad pay for Harvard in the process.
• Maggie decides to encourage Lisa with a sign held-up in the car: "You Speak For Me."

627 - "Gone Boy"

• Chief Wiggum tries to console Marge after Bart goes missing:
  Wiggum: Can you describe your son's skeleton?
  • He then sets up a grid to find Bart. Unfortunately, he sets up a physical grid, causing all of the searchers to trip and hurt themselves. He then calls in an ambulance, which also hits the grid and flips over.
• Bart finds a working phone in the bunker he's trapped in...which he wastes on another prank call to Moe's.
• Milhouse finds Bart and throws his phone into the bunker. The phone hits the ground and promptly shatters.
• Bob hears that the town is calling off the search for Bart assuming he's dead.
  Bob: Why do you keep killing things I want to kill? Take me now vile rake!
• Bob speaks with a prison therapist, who tells him to cut a picture of Bart out, symbolically cutting him out of his life. Bob refuses to give up looking for Bart, deciding to hunt for him. He then stabs the therapist and escapes.
  Therapist: Why do I keep giving them scissors?
  • We later see him in the hospital with a cast on his leg. Bob calls him to ask about his life goals.
  Therapist: Bob, so good to hear from you. I so rarely hear from my patient's after they leave me to die.
• Santa's Little Helper is given Bart's sock and trails the scent... right to Bart's sock drawer.
• Bart listens to Kennedy's famous speech about what you can do for your country.
  Bart: Doesn't sound like any president I know.
• The running gag with the hunter trying to shoot things and being told off.
  Hunter: This is the last time I go hunting with my lawyer.

628 - "Haw-Haw Land"

• Lisa tries to keep the momentum for her romantic moments.
  Lisa: Nothing can ruin this moment.
  Willie: Dead gophers coming through!
  Lisa: NOTHING!
• Homer tries to get into Bart's treehouse.
  Homer: Oh god, why is it so high? I can't breathe.
  Bart: Dad, you haven't even started climbing.
  Homer: I have to visualize first.
• Lisa's new love interest tries to use a credit card with a chip in it to buy for ice cream. At the same time, Nelson starts approaching the store with the bullies. The card is still reading.
  Lisa: Just give the ice cream back!
  Squeaky Voiced Teen: No! It was really hard to scoop!

629 - "Frink Gets Testy"

• Chalkboard Gag: "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool," written by Homer with Bart presiding.
• Burns becomes worried by news of an apocalypse.
  Burns: Smithers, release the comforting hounds. (cut to sheepdogs cuddling Burns) Aww, now make them into rugs.
• Bart finds out his score on the town test was...poor.
  Bart: I don't need tests. I'm street smart!
  • Cut to Bart running out the door...only to be run over by Nelson on his bike.
• What are Abe's plans to keep helping Homer?
  Grandpa: My will is 38 pages of me yelling at you!
• Lisa is also upset that her score that her test score was lower than Ralph Wiggum.
  Lisa: (fiddling with her pearls) I'm not dumber than Ralph. (necklace breaks) I'm NOT dumber than RALPH! (tries to run off, but slips on pearls)
• Marge goes to Frink to complain about Bart's score, so he takes another look.
  Frink: You're right. B. Simpson has above-average intelligence.
  Homer: Way to go, boy!
  Frink: The real dumb-dumb is H. Simpson. Worst handwriting and brain in town.
  Homer: D'oh!

630 - "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't"

• Homer's accused of stealing a painting he was obsessed with. His defense:
  Homer: OK! I was obsessed. I would've done anything to get that painting. Lie, steal, even kill. Well, not kill. But I would steal it, then lie about it. But I didn't steal it and I'm not lying. Now believe me, or I'll kill you!
• Marge then goes to try and convince the detective in charge of the case Homer's innocent.
  Manacek: Well, I'll give you a chance to convince me...over dinner.
  Marge: OK (cuts to a messy dinner with kids and pets) More frito pie?
  Manacek: (disapppointed) Sure.
• People protesting the closing of the Springfield Museum: art lovers and homeless bathroom users.
• Detective Manacek eventually starts accusing people to reveal how they stole it. He first accuses the guest star, then Mr. Burns
  Burns: (grabs gun)
  Smithers: Not yet, sir.
  Burns: Oh, yes. (pockets gun) How dare you accuse me of stealing that painting?
  • How does Manacek deal with people pointing guns at him? Punch to the jaw.

631 - "3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage"

• The spoof of Marvel Cinematic Universe post-credits sequence. Including the revelation that Uncle Ben was alive the whole time...and EVIL!
• Kirk pulls a down low, too slow on Bart. He retaliates by jabbing him with a toothpick.
• Homer gets fired for choosing family over his company.
  Bart: You chose money over me? (slaps him)
  Homer: I deserve that. (Maggie slaps him too) And that.
• Side effects of a second child: loss of money, loss of hair and loss of sleep. Do not have a second child if you have heart problems, are pregnant or want to keep your second bedroom. In rare cases, sibling rivalry may occur.
• At Lisa's birth, Bart becomes a much calmer child. Doesn't stop him from stabbing Homer with an IV full of pain killers.
  Dr. Hibbert: Well, someone's gonna need four months rehab, hee-hee. Not covered by your insurance plan.

632 - "Fears of a Clown"

• Bart attempts to hit Skinner with a slingshot. Skinner, however, anticipates this and uses a trash can to redirect it...right into his mother.
• When Bart initially gets the chance to hit Skinner:
  Bart: There is a god, and his name is the Devil.
• Homer's reaction to Bart's peanut brittle snake can.
  Homer: Oh, the snakes ate all the peanut brittle.
• The scene where the therapist doesn't fall for Bart's "tacks on the chair" prank and manipulates the boy into changing his ways by inviting Marge to take a seat, especially with the dramatic music playing while we see close-ups of Marge's butt slowly descending towards the tacks on the chair.

633 - "No Good Read Goes Unpunished"

• Bookacino's most hated word: "Amazon."
  • Comic Book Guy also complains that their electronic reader auto-corrects complaints to praise, ie. excrement to excellent.
• Marge tries to get Lisa into her favorite book, only to find it suffers from Values Dissonance. What she does she find appropriate? Irish stereotypes
  Irish Character: This is the part you find acceptable?
• Bart reads The Art of War (Sun Tzu) and applies its teachings to Homer.
  Homer: You really think you can control me?
  Bart: Malted Milk Ball! (throws it into the swamp and Homer dives for it)

634 - "King Leer"

• Bart learns that if he damages the violin the school loaned him, Homer would have to pay. Cue montage of him abusing it to drive Homer crazy.
  • At one point, he uses it as a bat in baseball, causing Homer to tackle Nelson (the pitcher), only to get beat up.
  • Eventually, Homer goes crazy and destroys the violin himself. He decides to celebrate by going to Moe's
    Marge: Homer, what are you doing?
    Homer: I'm going to do to my brain what I just did to your dreams for our son.
• Homer tries to drive home via breathing into a tube, but his blood alcohol was 0.09. He decides to use a local dog to blow; it's level was 0.12
• Homer and Marge confront Moe about his father.
  Moe: My family is involved in a very evil business.
  Homer: Illegal drugs?
  Moe: Worse!
  Homer: Prescription drugs?
  Moe: Well, not that bad.
• Bart and Lisa's reaction to Moe's brother and sister.
  Bart: I'm not seeing the ugly, but I'm feeling it.
  Lisa: That girl's eating Chinese food with scissors!
• Marge gets involved in Moe's family, and it eventually goes bad. When she asks why someone didn't warn her, Homer has to choke himself to stop saying "I told you so."
• What convinces Marty (Moe's father) to get involved in his kids' war? One sibling offered a FREE mattress if a customer burned Moe.

635 - "Lisa Gets The Blues"

• Homer writes another chalkboard gag: "I will not bet with Bart on the Final Four." as Bart watches.
• Marge tries to reassure Lisa:
  Marge: You know, when I was young, I had a dream to marry a prince, and it actually came true.
  Lisa: You were married before Dad?
• After Lisa can no longer play her sax, she tries to look up her symptoms online. She has the yips, ADHD is Bart, OCD is Marge and Homer has everything else.
• Bart stimulating an airline riot by kicking the seat, knocking over three patients.
• New Orleans: #1 in Liver Transplants
• Bart and Marge try to find something to do together.
  Marge: There's lot to learn in the Historical Garden District
  Bart: Learn? Historical? Garden? District? Which of those words did you think would apply to me?
  • Eventually, Marge shows Bart a voodoo shop.
    Bart: Voodoo? Cool! I always read signs better when they're dripping blood.
    Marge: OK, Bart. You can shop in there, and I'll pray for you in here (goes into a church)
• Homer tries to cheer Lisa up by taking her to a bar. He tries to fool the bouncer with a Legoland license.
  Bouncer: Eh, better than his. (Homer's license: Suspended. Weight is a lie)
• Bart tries to use voodoo on the bullies while they play hacky sack. It doesn't work, until they learn he's using New Orleans voodoo. Jimbo misses his kick, and kicks Dolph in the groin.
• Milhouse wants to know if Lisa misses him while in New Orleans:
  Bart: I told you, give up on Lisa. Wait for Maggie.
  Milhouse: Bart, come on. I'd have to be pretty pathetic to...wait, Maggie likes me? (cut to Maggie rapidly shaking her head, and damaging a voodoo doll of Milhouse)
• While Lisa being reassured by Bleeding Gums' nephew was Heartwarming, it did veer into funny with this.
  Nephew: He always said you were the most talented young musician he ever met.
  Lisa: Really?
  Nephew: It was kinda an insult to me, but he was always kind of passive aggressive.

636 - "Forgive and Regret"

• Homer sells the car to a demolition derby driver, who gives him free tickets for the family.
  Bart: Wait, this is always the point where Lisa ruins it.
  Lisa: Actually, I don't mind. It helps people get out their anger, and it destroys carbon producing cars.
  Bart: See, ruined?
• Grandpa joins them on the trip. To cut off his rambling, he uses a partition to silence him
  Marge: When did you put that in?
  Homer: Worth every penny, eh?
  Marge: How many pennies was it?
  • Cue Homer hitting a button to put up a SECOND partition between him and Marge
• Dr. Hibbert comes in after Grandpa is hospitalized
  Hibbert: We tried everything we could...and the last thing we tried worked!
• Lisa doesn't want to listen to Homer and Abe fight, so Bart advises her to leave her body. She does, only for Bart to take advantage of it by slapping her face.
• Homer reads one of Mona's notes and Abe wants to know what it says. Homer doesn't tell him this:
  Mona: Remember I love you, because your father's a mean S.O.B.

637 - "Left Behind"

• Homer tries to pay for a violinist for his and Marge's date.
  Homer: Play the violin.
  Waiter: Sir, I'm just the waiter.
  Homer: I said PLAY!
  • The waiter starts playing poorly, until Homer tips him some more and his skills rapidly improve.
• Flanders makes Homer his famous cocoa from The Simpsons Movie, but the shot widens to show it was made directly in his mouth.
• Flanders becomes the new head of Human Resources at the nuclear plant, much to everyone else's disappointment.
  Carl: Homer, did you get him this job?
  Homer: NO! I just told him how to apply.
  Carl: Did you put in a good word?
  Homer: No, I didn't say anything.
  Lenny: You idiot! A recommendation from you would have surely sunk him.
• Todd decides to talk to Lisa.
  Todd: You're a really good artist, Lisa!
  Lisa: Thanks, Todd!
  Todd: Pride is a sin!
  Lisa: (affronted) Uh, so is snitching to God!
• Ned looks for a sign in the sky to decide what to do with his life, and sees the words "We Need Your Help," which he interprets as teaching. It's actually coming from the Duff blimp going down in flames.
  Duffman: He's looking directly at us, and doing nothing. Duffman hates Duffmankind!
• When Flanders orders the other power plant employees to pray during lunch, Homer asks if doing so would interrupt God's lunchtime. God is shown eating a sandwich and remarking "Finally, someone thinks about God".
• Ned's first day as a substitute teacher sees him leading the fourth grade class at Springfield Elementary - all of whom waste no time in turning on him. And we do mean all...
  Ned: [writes "MR. FLANDERS: TODAY'S SUBSTITUTE" on the chalkboard, then turns to the class] So, rub-a-dub-dub, thirty kids and their sub. Let's be friends, shall we?
  Kids: [chanting in unison] Teacher, teacher, you must quit
  You can't teach us math or lit
  There's no mercy in the bunch
  We will make you leave by lunch!
  Ned: [surprised] Martin Prince? Were you in on that poem?
  Martin: [smiles and shrugs] Oh, they paid me. A gig's a gig!

638 - "Throw Grampa from the Dane"

• Gil goes out of business after he has to pay out the Simpsons' insurance claim.
  Gil: Don't worry. There's plenty of places for ol'Gil to go. Unemployment line, coffin...oh, who am I kidding? I don't make coffin money.
• Homer and Marge take Grandpa to the doctor and it's Dr. Nick Riviera.
  Dr. Nick: Hi, Medicare! I mean, hi, every-money!
  Grandpa: Can I speak with the doctor alone?
  Dr. Nick: Of course (almost leaves the room). Oh, wait, I'm the doctor. That's why I wear the heart listening tube. (listens his own heart) Ba-boom, ba-boom. That never gets old.
• During the trip to Denmark, the family stops by the statue of The Little Mermaid. Bart only knows the Disney adaptation.
  Tour Guide: She was actually a very tragic figure.
  Bart: What about her friend, the crab?
  Tour Guide: There was no crab!
  Bart: Oh, he was the only funny one in the movie.
• Bart hijacks Lisa's fantasy about marrying the Prince of Denmark, inserting himself as a ninja who saves Lisa from a sniper's bullet.
  Lisa: Bart, get out of my fantasy!
  Bart: Aw geez, I saved your life! How about a "you're welcome"?
• The family sees a sign saying "Fart Kontrol", which causes Bart and Homer to laugh. Even Lisa finds it somewhat funny.
  Marge: I apologize for my husband. In our language, it means something else.
  Tour Guide: Yes, I know. I'm speaking to you in your language.
• The Failure Montage of Grandpa trying to be admitted to the hospital.
• "We've got to get back to America, the greatest country on Earth...1917 to 2016."
• Homer refuses to live in Denmark. How do the kids replace him? A fat cat that lives in the apartment.

639 - "Flanders' Ladder"

• Bart's scare video prank on Lisa, which causes her to fall into Bart's laundry.
  Lisa: I don't know when, and I don't know how, but I will get my revenge, Bart!
  Bart: Will you be wearing my underwear when you do? (cue Lisa freaking out)
• When the internet goes down, Homer wants to steal the router from Flanders' attic. Unfortunately, he's too heavy for the ladder, so he wants Bart to do it.
  Bart: I'm scared.
  Homer: Scared? What are we giving you drugs for?
  Bart: Easier parenting?
• The entire bit with the psychiatrist Bart visits after he starts seeing ghosts. He's just so relieved that his patient isn't Milhouse.
  Bart: I'm afraid you'll put me in the loony bin.
  Homer: Bart, there are no more loony bins. Those people are all out on the streets now.
• The final montage of how many of the Simpsons cast will die according to Bart's coma induced hallucinations.
  • Smithers (aged 50) jumps into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's cooling tower after reading a Peephole magazine article about Mr. Burns marrying Angelina Jolie; the cooling tower expels a heart-shaped cloud of smoke that breaks in half.
  • Homer (aged 59) is mistakenly shot by police after exiting a (food) bank with a submarine sandwich in a bag that looks like a gun. Chief Wiggum (aged 62) then picks up the sandwich and chokes to death on his first bite.
  • Marge (aged 84) marries Flanders after Homer's death, and expires peacefully while drinking tea with him. Cut to Flanders hanging her picture next to those of Maude and Edna Krabappel... then the view widens to reveal the other wives he has outlived, who include almost every regular or recurring female character in the series, including Sarah Wiggum, Lunchlady Doris Freedman, Luann Van Houten, Agnes Skinner, Helen Lovejoy, Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, Brandine Spuckler, Selma and Patty Bouvier, Cookie Kwan, Eleanor Abernathy (AKA "Crazy Cat Lady"), and dozens more.
  • Principal Skinner (aged 119) dies of a heart attack after Bart sets off fireworks that spell out "SKINNER SUCKS". His wheelchair then rolls over and kills Bart (aged 80).
  • Lisa (aged 98) sits in a temple to meditate, and suddenly declares that she realises "this has all been a waste of time" before keeling over dead.
  • Ralph Wiggum (aged 120) becomes an evil king who, having somehow ended up ruling the entire Earth, is poisoned by one of his descendants.
  • And Maggie becomes one with the universe, thereby living forever.

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