In the Labyrinth of Evil novel, the Noodle Incident mentioned in Episode III is elaborated upon. During an underground commando raid on Cato Nemoidia that Anakin and Obi-Wan are leading, the Jedi split up, with one team to act as a diversion. Obi-Wan and the majority of the force engage the majority of the droids in underground storage bays, and Obi-Wan accidentally deflects a blaster bolt into a canister of spores. Thinking quickly, he reaches for his breather mask, but discovers it to be missing. Cue Anakin getting a message from Obi-Wan's second-in-command, Commander Cody, that they need assistance. Puzzled why the larger force would need assistance, Anakin remembers something, and pulls out of his pocket... Obi-Wan's breather mask. Frantic, he races back to the tunnels, to discover Obi-Wan falling all over himself, intoxicated by the spores, and humorously declares that Obi-Wan has invented a new lightsaber form. Anakin then discovers that Obi-Wan single-handedly destroyed over fifty droidsdespite being completely intoxicated.
A great one towards the end of The Ahakista Gambit story arc of the Star Wars: Rebellion series. Wyl Tarson and Laynara are inspecting "one of those impenetrable doors" (don't you just hate them?) that they need to get through. Not to worry, they've brought tech expert and Snarky Non-Human Sidekick Baco Par along to open it. Then they turn around to see Baco pointing a blaster at them. He knows they're planning to betray him, he's a little ticked off that they kidnapped him for this caper, and the Empire can have the galaxy.
Baco: Some people just want to be left alone! Some people just aren't good enough to make a difference! Don't you get that?! Laynara: (plucks Baco's blaster out of his hand) You're shaking. Don't be afraid, Baco—you can do this. Baco: Yes, I—you wouldn't happen to have a drink on you, do you? Laynara: No. Baco: I suppose I'd better get on with it, then.
The disgruntled teammate's cut-and-run gambit subverted in nothing flat.
Retired Imperial Soldier:(narrating over a splash panel of Ewoks running from giant bits of flaming shrapnel) At least I can take comfort in the fact that when thirty billion tons of metal explodes in the lower atmosphere of a small moon, it's only got one place to go.
The Star Wars: Underworld comic has several, mainly because it perfectly summarizes Greedo's role as the galaxy's Butt-Monkey.
Greedo: (Puts his hand on Boba Fett's shoulder in a friendly manner) Nice shot! We make a pretty good team.
Boba Fett: Don't touch me.
In Star Wars Republic issue 39, A smuggler who knows the code to a navigation computer nanovirus turns traitor on his friends in exchange for amnesty. He tries to haggle the code to Qui-gonn and Obi-wan who simply ignite their lightsabers and give him a deadpan glare.
> Smuggler: ah, cant kill a guy for trying can you?
Issue's 40 and 41 take it even further, from Vilmarh Grahrk, Aayla Secura, and Yoda in familiar poses, to the former almost marrying a whole group of Yinchorri, to the Jedi Council blame game, and to Vilmarh managing to "outsmart Bo Bo".
In Shadows of the Empire, lingering at your ship too long will prompt Leebo to say things like "We'll never get paid if you stay here all day." and then "Go away, sir."
"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
His knock-off brand, the HK-50 series, can get some good ones too:
Mocking Query: Coooorta? Coorta, are you dead yet?
An absolute classic from the sequel:
Exile: [Force Persuade] Give me all your credits and jump into that pit over there.
Exchange Mook #1: Yes. Jumping into pit is good.
Exchange Mook #2: Get to ground faster that way.
At this point, some followers will react with a light-side style Influence reaction...
A certain dialogue choice upon meeting with the Rakatan council...
Rakatan Elder Councillor: Is this some type of test, Revan? Some type of trick? You came seeking our aid; you came in search of a way to enter the Temple of the Ancients. You claimed to be seeking a way to destroy the Star Forge, and we were foolish enough to believe you. Unaware of your true nature, we helped you enter the Temple. But you betrayed us, Revan. Instead of destroying the terrible legacy of our ancestors, you unleashed the evil of the Star Forge upon an unsuspecting galaxy. And now you stand before the Council of Elders once more. And once more we ask you: for what reason have you returned, Revan?
Revan: Uh... I need to get into the Temple so I can destroy the Star Forge.
During the questions for what kind of Jedi you'll be:
There is a locked door, and you need to get to the other side. What do you do?
Vossk: There are the Twin Suns, two Twi'lek slaves from Ryloth, slaves who killed their masters and developed a taste for it. They have mastered a dance of death. Very beautiful, very dangerous.
Exile: Two beautiful Twi'leks are hunting me? How is that bad?
Brianna:* rolls eyes*
Carth and Bastila play off each other so very well:
Carth: Wow she, er, really misses her droid, doesn't she?
Bastila: There's no need to make fun of her Carth, she's obviously desperate.
Carth: I'll say...
Bastila: Carth! Enough!
From that same quest:
C8-42: She... she tried to treat me as her dead husband. It was not healthy for her. Player: Er... ALL the time? C8-42: You don't want to know... Player: Um... probably not...
And if you decide to take the droid back to his master:
Elise: Don't worry. I'm going to hug you and oil you and care for you and make sure you never get away, ever again. C8-42: Please kill me.
Bastila: [To a Sith] Ignore Carth. He's mentally deficient. And he drools.
Either of them plus Mission is a good bet, too. For instance, one of Mission and Bastila's conversations opens with Mission asking Bastila if she's ever used the Force for pranks, which she denies rather vehemently. Yes, the conversation involves a Force-assisted pratfall.
The Force Unleashed, first level, where you play as Darth Vader. When you kill a certain number of Stormtroopers:
Taking out an enemy Jedi/Sith hero in Battlefront. Ways to do this include: grenading them out a window, landing a starfighter on top of them, running them over with a fast enough vehicle (ex: speeder bike), etc.
Imperial Admiral: As you can see, Snookums, the whole crew has been putting in overtime... in fact, I think the Christmas recital will be the bestest in years! Little Timmy's Drummer Boy is—
Darth Vader: What I see, Choralmeister Lumpy, is that no has been washing these windows in my absence! This ship isn't your personal garbage can, young man!
In Battlefront 2, if you're playing as the Separatists and get enough kills to play as Jango Fett, sometimes you may hear a clone say something along the lines of "It's Jango Fett! And he's brought his head!"
A lot of normal soldiers in in Battlefront 2 will make comments on the appearance of special characters, usually along the lines of "Oh, Crap!, it's him!"
The Party Mode cheat code. Cartoony "Pow" effects and confetti popping out when you hit things with a lightsaber. Such fun.
Maks Leem's observation that even those who would follow Yoda to the gates of Hell would rather not share his meals, because of their disgusting quality.
How Scout became Jai Maruk's Padawan, because he lost a wager to Yoda that if she wins the tournament he must take her as an Padawan, and Yoda's logic behind the decision.
Yoda: Why then you would have lost, Jai Maruk. And need to learn about winning from one who knows how.
Whie and Scout finding out about the mission to Vjun
Yoda: As their Padawans, you will go with them.
Scout:(in an infirmary bed) Already? (Shocked)
Whie: They made you a Padawan!? (No less Shocked)
A used starship vendor attempts to out-haggle a 900-year-old Jedi Master. The poor guy had no idea what he was getting into. Then he lists all of the second-hand starship's "wonderful qualities," with the note of the one thing it doesn't do: Fly.
Skirata: Delta! This is the geriatric! Get down and give me fifty! Ordo (on catching a Republic agent tailing Besany): I'm the jealous type. I don't like perverts stalking my girlfriend. Jilka: Do you always pick up women like this? Ordo: No, I shot Besany.
The Killiks get rid of some Squibs by sending them over their lines via air mail. With a trebuchet in Dark Nest Trilogy.
From Episode 3 of Star Wars: Droids, C-3P0 tunes into a R2's favorite program, showing two R2 units, a white hat and black hat, throwing rocks at each other. Later, another character watches the same program, with the white hat astromech smoking a Peace Pipe with a "native" astromech.
Kinman Doriana's doublecrossing in Outbound Flight. Palpatine must have been having a lot of fun each time when that guy was making separate reports to both his personas!
The Infinities retelling of Empire Strikes Back has Lando Calrissian having Boba Fett knocked out. A few pages later, Lando is in his office at his own floating desk, when Vader personally calls him, asking for Fett. Lando tells him he has no idea where he is... and then we have a shot of the underside of said "desk": Boba Fett frozen in carbonite.
The Dark Empire Sourcebook mentions that amongst Darth Vader's many acts of vengeance is one he gave for being mistaken for a droid; to serve at a preschool for a year. Doubled since the "victim" was a droid named...C-3PO.
Alternative Title(s):Outbound Flight, Dark Rendezvous, Tales From The Mos Eisley Cantina, Death Star, Republic Commando Series, Dark Nest Trilogy, Labyrinth Of Evil