Funny / The Silverscale Arena

Despite it being a Hunger Games Simulator where 48 contestants have to battle to the death, doesn't mean that some laughs can't be had during this. Unmarked spoilers below!

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Season 1

December 2020

• A Running Gag in this episode is that several characters get mortified by Scary Godmother's dated animation.
• Another running gag is that several Youtube ads plague the Arena, usually whenever a fight was going to happen. It gets so bad even Baskerra gets sick of it.

  Baskerra: "SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD! I am so purchasing Ad-block by the end of this!"

• Ed wastes no time trying to cuddle Loona, to which the poor Hellhound can't pry him off!
• The first thing Karen does when she winds up in the Arena? Wanting to speak to a manager before pulling a glock out and aiming it at her (much more capable) teammates.
• Patrick Jane's reaction after seeing the rest of his teammates:

  Patrick: "Where am I? Some demented crossover episode made up by coked-up executives?"

• What's Karen's response to seeing a tentacle beast that's attacking the contestants?

  Karen "We need a goddamn manager! This is bullshit! I wanna marry the president!"

  • What makes this funnier is that one of the contestants is William Howard Taft, so it's possible that she was talking about him.
• The Shock Master not helping attacking the tentacle beast because he got distracted looking at a bunny.
• Kael'Thas attempting to kill the Karen... only for his shot to miss and hit Loona instead. To which he attempts to spin as a win anyways.

  Kael'Thas: "Hmmm. I was aiming at the human... but I consider this a happy accident."

  Swain: "So, we're supposed to excuse poor aim for that?"

• The Shock Master attempting to fight Ripley in a children's card game, only to get stumped when she asks what the rules of the game are. To make a long story short, anytime that event comes up (before the joke stops mid-way through Season 1).
• The AILF suffers the first 'BRUH' death in the series by William Howard Taft falling into the bathtub that he was hiding in. What makes this hilarious is that this is reportedly how Taft died in real life. Seems the RNG was cruel enough to make sure of that.
• Ed, River, Lillith, Megatron, Sub, and Arcee being teleported away to go scrub the floors of Hyrule Castle. Megatron's claws prove invaluable, considering how spider-like they are.
• When Easy Pete finds a Nasty Patty, Karen comes out of the woods, shooting at him in order to eat it. She quickly realizes her mistake:

  Karen: "Oh... well, damn." (drops over dead)

• During Lilith's fight against Not-Katara, Lilith starts to lose her patience with the Waterbender:

  Not-Katara: "Take this! For my beloved-"

  Lilith: "For the love of my sanity, stop saying 'Zuko'! This is the 300th time! I counted!"

• Fisto ends up eating a fruit that gives him cat ears.

  Fisto: "Assessment: Nya."

• As Ed and Megatron are searching for Lilith, they find Ken passed out, as well as Lilith and River having a conversation while absolutely wasted. The conversation between the two ends when Megatron blows Ken away (non-fatally) and River flees into a puddle.
  • For that matter, drunk Lilith Calah.
• As Knotz is talking to himself about wanting to get some action, his lips accidentally touches Megatron's. He gets blasted away by Megatron for this (again, non-fatally).
• The last line of Chapter 5 has Jane just randomly die from a spotlight falling onto him. BRUH.
• After Pete accidentally puts his bare butt onto the forcefield, Fisto tells not to do anything that he'll regret... right before carelessly drinking something that turns his cat ears into horns.

  Fisto: "Assessment: I am a hypocrite.

• During the Refreshment, Sean Bean holds Pete at gunpoint wanting the turducken. Pete then throws it at Sean Bean, which causes him to explode into a lot of pieces.

  Pete: "Guess that's what they call 'Baked Beans'!"

  • Clif then immediately punches Pete for that pun.
• One of the events during the feast causes several contestants to have to eat Arbys. What results is, according to the fic, Megatron doing his best Dumptruck impression. Yes, the Leader of the Decepticons was almost brought down by explosive diarrhea.

January 2021

• When Ed meets Sarah for the first time, he mistakes her for his sister, asking how she got fluffier.
• When James Stark talks to Lucifer, he asks if he's the Devil.

  Lucifer: "Satan, Beelzebub, that Karen you meet last night, call me what you will."

• How did Baskerra manage to pacify Saitama? She promised him some deals at the supermarket.
• While Lucifer is looking through some rubble, he finds Dan Schneider licking an image of a foot.

  Stark: "Fuck no."

• This Bloodbath introduces one of the major running gags of the season: Gosei appearing out of nowhere and giving a character an upgrade for no discernable reason.

  Gosei: "FOR YOUR BRAVERY AND JUST BEING HERE, YOUR STAFF HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO 'SUPER LIGHTNING MODE'!

  Mila: "...why?"

  Gosei: "THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLAINATION FOR THAT!"

  • Gosei gives Fidget a set of armor for similar reasons... that ends up being too heavy for her.
• As Tomoe and Ahnassi are having a scene together, The Batman Who Laughs asks who wants a piece of him. He gets promptly (non-fatally) blown away by the two.
• Saitama's "fight" against HK-47 and Ankha:
  • To start with, HK-47 starts by assessing Saitama's threat level... and then immediately turns around and leaves.
    HK-47: "Recalculating: Hunting the severley less dangerous meatbags. Have fun, random feline person I do not care about in any way."
  • Then when Ankha tries to attack by clawing his chest, all this result in is her claws breaking. When she tries to attack again, she trips and falls onto a Molotov, resulting in her burning to death.
  • And why did this happen in the first place? Because Saitama came to them asking where his teammates are, and they decided to attack him out of the blue.
• Immediately after that, HK-47 finds Harry Potter and is about to fire at him... only for The 80s Shredder, Sakura, Hibiki, and Kefka to trample him after having just raided Elias' camp.
• Baskerra subjects Lucifer, Shantae, and Ridley to a Jackass stunt by throwing them into a buffalo pit with no protection. Ridley gets it the worst by getting dragged by a buffalo onto hot coals.
  • Immediately after this, Kefka holds a "funeral" procession for Ridley, only for him to dig out, naturally pissed. When Ridley asks Kefka what he missed, he tells him that he already wrote out his will and sent it to Worick.
• HK-47 getting frustrated over playing Yu-Gi-Oh with Bob the Ogre.

  HK-47: "Expletive: Get me the fuck out of this nonsense game!"

• HK-47's response to seeing a blinded Snorri get dragged away by Deathgleaners to be eaten?

  HK-47: "Assessment: I am enjoying this world already.

• When Kefka and his remaining teammates are in a cave waiting out a rainstorm, he complains that they should be out there killing the other teams. He then yells at the sky telling God to strike him down if committing mass murder in the rain is a crime. He doesn't even get to finish his sentence before God does just that.
• Ed finds a scroll stating that Ganon and his minions have taken over Coradai and that ONLY Ed could defeat Ganon.

  Ed: "Free bacon!"

• Malakai is less than pleased by the music playing during the Crab Rave:

  Malakai: "You call this music?! My Grandma made better music and that was her voiding her bowels!"

February 2021

• Lucifer's first line has him complain about how he can't even stay dead and enjoy some privacy. He then asks who's dying with him.
• As Atticus he begins to list off his abilities when Dresden asks what he can do:

  Atticus: "Standard stuff, really. Shape-shifting, spell-casting, blowing things up, trying to keep MYSELF from blowing up...the list goes on.

  Lucifer: "Yet another overpowered hero bound to get himself killed in a stupidly avoidable way. My confidence soars."

• Everything involving Lyra McGrath's team introduction:
  • In typical Deadpool fashion, he takes over introducing the teams for this one. He starts by calling himself the one superhero Fox hasn't fucked up since his first movie and is praying that Disney doesn't neuter him.
  • Deadpool then complains that instead of getting paired up with some OP characters, he gets stuck with The Joker and Drizzt Do'Urden, who he calls "Boomer Clown" and Edward Cullen respectively.
  • Upon Drizzt hearing Edward's name, he ends up feeling a surge of disappointment.
• During the Bloodbath, Fuli decides to have a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors with Drizzt, which leaves both of them confused as to why they did it.
  • Atticus also plays the game, but with Angurius. He spares her out of pity because she kept screwing up the game.
    Angurius: "Mother Russia would be disappoint! [sic] Claws meant for smashing! And who says rock loses to paper?! ROCK RIPS APART PAPER!"
• Ariel throws some thumbtacks onto the floor, which several characters step on. Including Lord Death, who doesn't even have feet.
• Grand Gosei gives Mako and Battle Cat armor upgrades for their bravery and because he needed to market to the 80s fans somehow.
• During the Bloodbath, Mink ends up being turned into a flying, burning corpse. What caused this? Ferna trying to inflate Mink with and air pump, thinking it would give her more air time, which then exploded.
  • And when asked as to why didn't Baskerra use the Inflation fetish to kill her:
    "I have the power of GOD with this Arena and you'd think I'd choose to indulge in INFLATION?! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
• When Optimus Prime gets teleported away, Deadpool complains that the plot has attacked and that the events haven't had him kill people yet.
  • And when Drizzt tells Deadpool to be careful, Deadpool acts like he is... and then carelessly eats a canine pepper that gives him puppy ears, much to his dismay.
    Deadpool: "Oh, shit! I can't become a furry just yet! I've got fans that aren't into that shit!"
• When Thanquol's group encounters a baby Metroid, he orders Boneripper to kill it since it looked at him funny.
• Lucifer ends up being teleported into a room for a Grubhub commercial, much to his disgust. He then sets the room on fire before escaping.
  • Later in the story, Stark has to go through the same thing that he did.
    Stark: "END. MY. FUCKING. LIFE."
• As everyone's trying to avoid a hail of missiles being aimed at them, it's described as them fleeing as if they witnessed a Limp Bizkit concert.
• When Lord Death sees a group of missiles heading for him, he looks at the audience and tells them "See you, folks!"... which then attracts Deadpool's attention and yells at Lord Death for stealing his gimmick, right before the missiles blow them both up.
• During the first night, Stark finds Lucifer and Fidget sitting doing nothing because the Magic Conch told them to. Stark then joins them shortly afterwards to get the sight of Judy and Isabelle making out out of his mind.
  • Ridley and Stark end up also sitting around doing nothing, much to Ridley's annoyance.
    Ridley: (To Stark) "This was a human invention, wasn't it? Your species ruins everything."
• When Ridley finds Alture coming up with a plan to kill Lucifer, Ridley decides to help Alture out. And the first step of his plan is to throw Alture into Lucifer.
• When Pocahontas holds a spear to Stark's throat, he pulls out a radio, when then grows headphones and latch onto Pocahontas' ears. It then plays "It's Everyday Bro", which ends up being so awful that it causes her head to explode into confetti.
• Ridley manages to track Samus' scent and is ready to kill her... only to find her already dead. And what had killed her? A simple peanut allergy. BRUH.
• During the Replenishment, Ridley commits the ultimate evil:

  When no one was looking, Ridley stole forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And That's Terrible.

March 2021

• When Power Girl meets Zig-Zag, she gives a pretty apt description of her:

  Power Girl: "It's like a Disney cartoon, but for horny people."

• Darkseid finds a mountain of copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Edition in the Bloodbath, having come from a poor investment Baskerra had made.
• Asriel finds some LEGO bricks and sends them across the Bloodbath, which greatly hinders several contestants, and also Frisk by accident.
• When Ralsei drinks a vial of Succubus Milk, He gets turned into a woman, much to Toriel's embarrassment and Asriel's arousal.

  Toriel: "Could you...please get some fitting robes? Oh dear, it's just like Homecoming with your father.

• When Grand Gosei appears, he gives Cynder a random-doohickey helmet for her bravery and recompense for Skylanders, while giving the underequipped Sebastian nothing.
• When Roxas lands next to the Soldier, he finds him cutting a warning into the bark of a tree, trying to warn that trespassers on the camp would be prosecuted. However, due to the Soldier's poor spelling, the warning instead comes out as "Trespassers on the camp would be prostituted."
  • This is not only a Shout-Out to Team Neighborhood, but given what the Arena is, it's rather accidentally apt.
• When Sally's frozen body collides into Mora's breasts, she and Power Girl decide to thaw her out using their breasts.
• According to the Arena, neither Wonder Woman nor Darkseid, A.K.A the God of Evil who can fire Omega Beams, were able to make a campfire.
• Elias ends up contracting a disease called "Fail-itus" which prevents him from using his magic in any meaningful way. A funny moment or an excuse to nerf him?
• When Ed accidentally sits on Thane, the wolf punches Ed back in retaliation. However, he punched with the Power Stone in his hand, causing Ed's guts to turn into literal sausages.

  Ed: "So, THAT'S where breakfast went."

• Late into the Arena, the remaining contestants have to fight off Garlic Jr. and his minions, with the event being largely inspired by the DBZA adaptation of the movie, leading to the villainous group having the Denser and Wackier personalities they had in that adaptation. Then again, they're just as deadly.
• When Garlic Jr. shows himself after his minions make a ruckus killing a few of the contestants, Tigress assumes he's part of Baskerra's plans, to which Garlic then admits that she's his ex, largely to Zitara's shock.
• When Garlic Jr. decides to just finish the fight against the remaining contestants by opening the Dead Zone, Chise points out why he's unleashing it if it has the possibility of entrapping himself in it. When Garlic Jr. ends up realizing his mistake, he tries to close the portal and just wither them down with immortality. Unfortunately for him, that's when Link slices him in half with the Master Sword.

  Garlic Jr.: "GAAAH! NOOOO! WHY DON'T I EVER THINK OF THESE THIIIIIiiiiiiinnngss..."

• And lastly, Pepper, having managed to survive his encounter with Raven, thinks that their squad should have just called themselves the Spice Boys, only to go back on it thinking that it would have made for a boring arc. Seems that DBZA wasn't the only one that didn't think highly of the Makyo Star Arc.
• What defeats Alture when he's gone fully power mad and having taken over the Valley of Peace? Tigress tricking him into getting Po to sing. The mere singing power of Jack Black ended up saving the day, making this an Awesome Moment as well.

April 2021

• When Hong Kong Phooey introduces himself to Po and asks how he can help, he accidentally causes a bit of the wall above him to shatter, with the pieces falling onto him and knocking him out.
• Baskerra mentions that she had to nerf all of Fira's team because of how OP they all are. Rimuru Tempest takes it the hardest, acting like a Shell-Shocked Veteran over his nerfs.

  Rimuru: "Nerfs...nerfs...everywhere I look...NERFS..."

• When Zitara and Paige get into a debate over whether to escape or fight in the Arena, Zitara asks where Dawn is. She gets her answer immediately when a mountain of Action 52 copies come crashing down in front of them, with Dawn, along with Tai-Lung and Kuromaru, in the pile.
• When Brainiac tries to operate a vending machine without paying for anything, he just decides to smash it with his tentacles. Just the image of this terrifying Superman villain getting in a spat with a vending machine of all things...
  • Immediately after this, he asks if his other teammates are wasting their time or trying to find other means of survival. Smash Cut to Starfire snowboarding down a mountain with an avalanche not too far behind...with Ozzy Osbourne as the snowboard and Starfire being oblivious to his screaming.
• Rimuru and Kotaro end up nearly getting blown away by Hibiki flying very fast away from something while screaming "NOT TRUUUUUE!". And what had caused this reaction? A sign made by Gadget that states "Live-Action American Symphonogear: It could happen".
• This time it's Tyr's turn to get an upgrade from Grand Gosei, with her getting golden spikes for her hammer. And why does he give her the upgrade? For doing absolutely nothing but having great boobs for a cow.
• Rimuru, Vexon, and Robotboy end up finding a keg of beer and drinking from it, with none of them taking it too well.

  Robotboy: "Status...report...drinky stuff...bad for systems..."

• When Brainiac finds a Canine pepper and scans it, he doubts that downloading it into his systems will do anything. Immediately afterwards, a pair of dog ears grows onto his head.

  Brainiac: "I hate everybody."

  • And later on, he witnesses Vexon drinking some Equinium, which transforms her cock into something more horse-like. He decides to drink it anyway, thinking the side effects will increase his strength. All he gets is a horse cock himself.
    Brainiac: "I despise this world."
• Tootsie's sleep being interrupted by nonstop Among Us memes repeating in her mind for a couple of nights.
• On the third night, Vi dies from a large apple falling onto her head, causing her to fade into Minecraft dust. BRUH.
• The Martian Manhunter killing Cocytus with the Cheese Touch of all things.

May 2021

• When Dynamite laments that Baskerra didn't even give her any weapons, Nightshade tries to raise her spirits by telling her that they have capable company. But when they look back at their other teammates, they see Baozi injuring her leg trying to kick the door down, to which Dynamite says that they're doomed.
• When Gordon Ramsey (a human from the real world) notices Chief Bogo (an anthro bull) for the first time, he takes it about as well as one would expect him to:

  Chief Bogo: "This is Chief. I've infiltrated the place. Moving onto Phase 2."

  Gordon Ramsey: "The absolute FUCK are you talking about? If this is yet another fucking fever dream, then whoever's in charge had best be shopping for new lungs."

• When Optimal Optimus ends up hearing that all of his "teammates" plan on splitting and doing their own thing, he lets out an exasperated "Well this is just PRIME".
• In the beginning of the Bloodbath, Reptile grabs a firework from the center... that had been lit up. He's sent flying into the horizon from the firework.
• In a severe case of misfortune, not only does Minerva get killed by a combination of Kroq'Gar's godly hand energy, Reptile's Acid Spit, and Warwolf's blades at the same time, but all of their attacks had hit her by complete accident.
• Chief Bogo ends up getting attacked by a demonic Manta Ray on the third day. And how does he kill it? By throwing one rock at it before the manta ray fades into dust.
  • Then a bit later gets attacked by a giant sentient pair of British teeth that was spouting off about Brexit.
• When Zhima goes missing, Squeaks goes looking for her. He finds on top of the drunken bodies of Loona and Warwolf, with the three having gotten into a drinking contest. After taking another chug of the sake, she ends up falling on top of Squeak's body.
• Starscream and Loona end up falling asleep from being shown the boring parts of Revenge of the Fallen.
• During the third night, Zhima and Squeaks somehow ended up on the moon of all places, with some Selenites dancing around them.

  Zhima: "...this is why I don't drink."

• Much like Toosie from the last episode, Starscream's sleep also gets interrupted by nonstop Among Us memes repeated in his mind.
• The Reveal that Zodd, a Nergigante, has no junk, killing the tension of the scene with him, Liru, and Zhima.

June 2021

• Peridot begins her team's introduction by writing a log entry about the situation she's in, and she doesn't have a high opinion about who she's stuck with:

  Peridot: "Log #1: I am trapped with the biggest clods this place could think of. Requesting back-up NOW!"

• When a tire iron gets thrown at Ghidorah, he looks to see who did it, and it turns out to be Chuck Norris... who then gets kicked in the balls by Peridot for being a homophobic creep.
• Mewtwo's head explodes from seeing the Drip that the Terminator had put on. Baskerra has to remind the audience that this was an actual sentence that was just written.
  • The same thing happens to Shockwave when the Shimmer Bear manages to put on the Drip.
• At the end of the Bloodbath, Perfect Cell is the only one still around in the center, and he isn't pleased that he hasn't gotten to do anything yet:

  Perfect Cell: "...all this and I wasn't allowed to KILL anybody? If you're gonna include me, at least give me a chance to shine! I'm not going the way of Tienshinhan!"

• Bruce Lee ends up being harassed by an army of Karens who are naturally demanding to see the manager and are willing to attack anyone like they were wearing a mask while around them.
• The Jackass stunt for this episode involves reaching the other side of the corridor while avoiding some massive oak logs being swung. Perfect Cell doesn't think it's that much of a challenge, only to then get non-fatally flattened by two of them and ends up being carried by the wind.
• During the second night, Perfect Cell and Legendary Godzilla end up contracting a disease. One that Cell is familiar with. It's a bad case of Ligma.
• In the episode, several characters get sparks put right into them, with each of them getting upgrades. However, when Shao Kahn gets a spark... he gets shrunken to the size of a toy robot.
  • And when Shao Kahn tries to soak himself in Succubus Essence to grow back to his normal height, he ends up only growing back two inches. He is not pleased at all by this.
• What does Kharnivore think of all the lovemaking that happened during the third night? Only that it was kinda sus.
• Meadow tries to confess to Stella about how she loves her body, only for the actual Stella to mention that she's literally next to her with the 'Stella' Meadow was talking to was actually a confused Desmatosuchus.
• Desantra killing Envy by shoving a whole bag of Peeps down his throat, with his body being unable to handle the amount the sugar in the candy.

July 2021

• Clara Abass has Dimitrescu, Maleficent, and Carmilla, three powerful villainessess as part of their team. Which makes it all the more jarring when their last teammate turns out to be Marcus, who is a crossdressing man.

  Marcus: "Ah, hell no! When I wanted to be stuck in a place with hot ladies, I didn't mean these pasty ghouls."

• Amphos and Maleficent end up getting attacked by a turkey wielding a machine-gun. Yes, really.
• Goldar ends up being harassed by the Mike Meyers version of The Cat in the Hat. Before Goldar can do anything to him however, Maid Marian, riding on B.B., accidentally causes one of his bombs to fall, with it landing on the Cat in the Hat and sending Goldar sailing over the horizon.

  Goldar: "Why don’t these wings ever wooooooork?!"

• Endeavor, The Soul of Cinder, and Shockwave end up in a Jackass stunt called "Geyser Blaster". And during it, the Soul of Cinder just t-poses throughout the event and Shockwave ends up missing the geysers, landing on a cactus.
• Cool Cat ends up waving his hands in front of Dora the Arthropleura's face. The results are predictable. Would be horrifying, but the Delayed Reaction and reactions from his team are priceless.
• When the Flare-G-3 tries to attack Shockwave's team, Cool Cat thinks she looks like something out of Daddy Derek's magazines.
• Cool Cat's loud voice annoys his team so greatly that when he complains that he should be back home while on Shockwave's satellite form, the transformed Decepticon shakes his body a bit so that Cool Cat falls onto the top of a tree.

  Ed: "Cool Cat is a pawn in the game of life."

• When Roy suggests to Not-Zuko that they should look for their missing teammates, Not-Zuko goes against this, stating they need to be hidden at all times and he needs time to sulk and brood about his Katara. And then he mentions how Funny Valentine told him he would help him find his Katara if he and Roy just stood around and did absolutely nothing. And he actually believes this.
  • Speaking of Valentine, he, Michael Wilson, and Ronald Reagan are sharing campfire stories about America. Except that the former two don't want to listen to Reagan's stories, since they believe he turned America into a huge laughing stock.
• After Valentine deals with a few contestants, he runs into Reagan who now has a massive pair of honkers after he drank some Succubus Milk. Valentine spends the remaining time he has with Reagan being mortified at the sight of this.
• When Baskerra decides to check on Shockwave's team on the third day, the narration calls them "Shockwave and his team of Varying Level of Airheads."
• Cool Cat tries to use his bullying prevention methods on a Tigrex to get it to stop chasing him. It predictably doesn't work:

  Cool Cat: "STOP BULLYING ME! I've been yelling at you to leave me alone! Why isn't this working?!"

• Sisu gets eliminated from the game from Goldar kicking her into a crate being shipped to Brazil, which is considered a Fate Worse than Death.
• After Cool Cat accidentally gets Sarah poisoned, Shockwave goes out to find a med-kit. He finds it, but has to beat "Garfield 2" for the PS2 first in order to get it. He beats it, but is left in anguish over the game.

  Shockwave: "The same...minigames...the same...objectively awful dance sequences...lasagna...no logic...only pain...need a moment to recharge..."

• After Not-Zuko knocks down the Metal Wolf Chaos with a watermelon, he begins to go on a trite speech about how much he loves Katara and their son... which is then interrupted by Roy yelling at the Firebender to help him, as Roy's being mercilessly humped by the Brachydios.
• Shortly after the fight with the Amatsu, Roy, Maid Marian, and B.B. get attacked by a horde of skeletons. However, they don't chase them since they're distracted by the sight of Not-Zuko masturbating. Roy begins wishing he could burn his eyes and the skeletons end up losing their lust for death and destruction after seeing the sight.
• Shockwave ends up in a situation where has to fight all the remaining contestants (minus Sarah and Cool Cat). And Shockwave, a being who rationalized logic above all else and has little patience for any shenanigans... fights them while singing a song. Doubles as a strange Moment of Awesome.
• When Shockwave seemingly leaps off the platform to his doom at the final battle, Cool Cat begins to plan on singing the Cool Cat Rap to celebrate saving all the children, only for Shockwave to smash under the platform and destroy one of the Gryphon Keepers wing-orbs. To which Cool Cat complains that Shockwave's cheating.

August 2021

• The major Running Gag of this episode is that anytime Cleopetrix brings up "the word" that is Raid: Shadow Legends, NONE of the contestants want to hear her talk about the game, with most of the contestants she brings it up to outright mock it. Not even being at Death's Door will make anyone want to listen to her, as 2B demonstrates after losing her duel with Cleopetrix:

  Cleopetrix: "Foolish girl! You would have won if you used the innovative combat system of the great Raid: Shadow Legends! Not to mention, paid more to-"

  2B: "I would like to be taken out of my misery now."

• As Keiran Tracy is hitting on Ajani, the doors of their team box begin to open, to which Ajani thanks the Gods for the interruption.
• During the Bloodbath, Blaze grabs Ankha's hand and starts fleeing from the sight of something. It turns out to be a poster for Sonic 06: The Sequel...it could happen being held by Kisha.
• When Ghostface tries to kill Luna with a firework, neither of them realizes that several more were accidentally lit up until it's too late. They're then both sent flying into the air. But while Luna manages to land daintily, Ghostface ends up landing face first into some mud.
• At the end of the Bloodbath, Belladonna remarks that she would have enjoyed being a part of this in another life. That's when Baskerra through a monitor tells her to not be a debbie-downer because her senpai didn't notice her. To which she then destroys the monitor.
• The fight between Zowlie and Ghostface gets interrupted when they notice a group of giant bunny rabbits heading towards them. Ghostface is not happy about where these bunnies came from:

  Ghostface: "SERIOUSLY BASKERRA?! Night of the Lepus?! That was the best movie you could integrate?!"

• After the Bloodbath Diablos kills both Liger Zero Jager and Satan Gundam, Zaku gets a feeling that he outlived his entire squad..."SCORE!"
• Sakaki's misfortune with cats continues into here when she tries to pet Ankha, only for Blaze, who was running away from the Death Corps, accidentally slams Sakaki into a tree, which ends up breaking her neck.
• After Ed finds the Reality Stone, he ends up creating some barracudas with Rachael and Sakaki's faces on them. He then tries to eat the Reality Stone in response.
• Ed attempts to make a fire for him and Zero, but he keeps bashing sticks together instead of two rocks.

  Ed: "I think the fire's broken, Zero-Man!"

• After battling the Hallowed Jhen Mohran and Dah'ren Mohran, Cy begins recapping the problems that he and Belladonna are facing: Kass is dead, everyone else wants their heads, and he got cancelled on Twitter for 'not having that much of a compelling character arc'.

  Cy: "IT'S ONLY BEEN FIVE DAYS, YOU PEASANTS!"

• During the Replenishment, Cy ends up being attacked by creatures from the Zelda lore that even even Demise's incarnations fear. Those creatures? The Cuccos.
• Late into the Arena, Cleopetrix has had it with everyone mocking her game. So when she encounters Cy, she decides to mock his game. Unfortunately, the best she can come up with is that his game's garbage and hers is perfection. Cy's only response to this is to warn her of the Terror Birds that are about to attack her in an uninterested tone.

A Roll in the Hay

• When Tootsie shows off the Moo-Maker MK 3, the narration mentions that the first prototype had accidentally used its suction tentacles on Alej's nose and the second one nearly went on a murderous rampage.

September 2021

• Kaity Renard's Team Introduction starts with Jocasta trying to mentally prepare herself for what may come. Unfortunately for her, her teammates are more focused on having sex than anything else, with Jill and Marylyn (who's called "Quote" in this story based on the name of his artist) already screwing and Slurpina trying to get her to join in, much to her annoyance.

  Jocasta: "Dear Gaia, I'm going to need meditation after this. A LOT."

• Callie and Belladonna recreate the Runabout scene from The Dover Boys, with Belladonna getting the iconic "I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!" line. She then immediately questions why she did that.
• When Belladonna's group have a discussion about love, Miranda mentions her husband and how he didn't only love her for her body or her money, which she demonstrates by pulling a sack of cash out from her robes... which is then stolen by Ridley.

  Ridley: "I'm a Space Pirate! What did you expect?"

• Wario tries to team up with Dimitriescu because he assumes she's loaded. She seemingly agrees with this and tells him she needs a better view of the woods. And to help with this, she throws Wario through the trees, with him smashing through an entire treeline. He survives being punted like this, of course.
• Sloth ends up meeting with Baskerra and wishes for some sleep. Baskerra obliges, giving him a massive bed...with said bed landing on and (non-fatally) crushing Callie.
• When Carnage gets a whiff of aphrodisiac, his symbiote keeps making phallic symbols.

  Carnage: "You know, this is killing my buzz. ALL OF IT."

• After Jerry of Christ and his army of Prayer Warriors make themselves known to the remaining contestants, Jerry threatens them by telling them that he will send them all to Hell. Jeri is not intimidated by them at all.

  Jeri: "...sorry, who are you? I am trying to receive contact with a Sir 'I-don't-give-a-flying-toss'."

• The Bandaged Stranger ends up being cancelled on Twitter for 'taking a slot up on this game'.
• During the Replenishment, the aphrodisiac around the area ends up causing all the female characters that had been sent to do this to make out with each other. Unfortunately for them that's when Wario jumps in and tears off his clothes. The sight of a naked Wario causes all the ladies to flee from him.
• At the end of the climatic fight between Torque and Wario, As Torque's reloading her guns in midair, she puts the Power Stone between both barrels to deliver a killing shot. And when she lands on the ground, her gun finds its home...right up Wario's butt.

  Wario: "...please don't blow up my butt."

  Torque: "Okay, sure."

  Wario: "Really?"

  Torque: "No."

  Wario: "OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

October 2021

• When introducing the Manticore, he's described as having the temperament of Alex Jones.
• When The Craver trying to find something to drink in the Bloodbath, he comes across some Mountain Dew. Upon taking a sip, he screeches in disgust and throws it at a nearby Lola.
• Phantasma lamenting about having been separated from her team:

  Phantasma: "What's up with this game? Did everyone forget that they have to kind of stick together so they don't fail harder than Spider-Man with a Broadway musical?!"

• In what seems like it came straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon, when the Zenith Baruragaru attempts to attack Rouge and Jessica Rabbit, its tongue goes in between Jessica's boobs... only to get its tongue in a bear trap.
• When Pumpkin Jack and Arm-ageddon gets attacked by a group of skeletons, Jack just goes slaughtering them while Arm-ageddon flees while screaming like a girl.
• When Ed manages to defeat Pumpkin Jack in their fight despite Jack claiming that only someone with a pure soul can do that, Sakaki realizes that Ed's soul is pure that state that he really is a Knight in Shining Armor. To which Ira and Racheal belch at the cheesiness of that line, with Racheal even making a 'gag-me' gesture.
• As Madam Gracia's attacking Jessica Rabbit, Gracia demands that Jessica either submit to her or burn in her fires of wrath. To which Jessica asks if one of her simps is writing her dialogue.
• Cut Man questioning why he didn't just fire his interior decorator when Grim manages to burst through the doors of his boss arena and hitting him with a brick block that was laying around (which is his weakness.)
• The fight that WAS supposed to happen between the Berserker and the Zenith Baruragaru gets ruined when they witness the Twerkarena (which is twerking to the Macarena). The dancing from the Anons doing the performance ends up being so bad and awkward that the Zenith Baruragaru loses its bloodlust and the Berserker runs away while wanting to tear her eyes out over the sight.
  • And it ends up happening twice.
• Centorea, Arm-ageddon, Beizal, and Sakaki end up in a cooking contest, with the challenge being to make a Jack-o-lantern out of carrot cake. The results?:
  • Arm-ageddon had turned his workstation into a pig-stye from throwing everything around him in his rage.
  • Beizal has burnt his Jack-o-lantern after accidentally using an EMP blast which obliterated his kitchen.
  • Centora had made hers perfectly, but it got ruined when she ate all the carrots off it in her hunger.
    Centora: "Shame upon me! I have failed in my duty because of my own stomach! Curse my craving for the succulent joy of freshly made carrot!"
  • And Sakaki had made a mound of pure orange-colored sugar and gives it to the judge, the Tentacles of Baskerra. Upon taking a bite, he falls to the ground in sugar-induced shock.
• Much like Amphos and Maleficent in the eight Arena, Amber also ends up getting attacked by a turkey wielding a machine-gun.
• Ed ends up running into Ridley, but Ridley can't get close to him as he ends up getting into a flame war over how 'difficult' Metroid Dread is.

  Ridley: "It's a destroyable wall! How hard is this to figure out! And why am I not in this?! THEY LET FUCKING KRAID IN THIS! KRAID! That dumbass from the academy!"

• In the Replenishment, Ridley manages to use the Bone Eater's gas against him by using an Uno reverse card against him.
  • And immediately after this, Amber managing to make Arm-ageddon's head pop like confetti by T-posing.
• After Ridley kills Sakaki, he taunts Ed in a way that's so tactless it's hilarious:

  Ridley: "I'm sorry. My random bitch is broken. May I return it for a new one?"

November 2021

• Eboness the Eternal's team introduction has Theresa complain that she's Surrounded by Idiots who aren't as good as her. This changes a bit when Ridley starts sweet talking her about how she can't be beaten.

  Theresa: "I guess this isn't so bad. I get a dragon out of the deal.
  Wendy: "Yeah, one that screams 'evil' with just a look."
  Ridley: "Ignore her. She's just jealous."

• The last member of Alex Daggerfell's team to be introduced is an Eevee. And his name... is Eveo.

  Yeah, whoever named him had to be slapped in the face.

• In the Bloodbath, Eveo shoots a nail into Titania's butt, with the swing of her axe causing a Wii Remote to propel itself into Sal's face, knocking her out.
• Scott, Atraks-1, Sakaki, and Eveo end up in a cooking contest, this time making pancakes. While Eveo, Scott, and Atraks-1 have no difficulty making them, with Atraks-1 making copies of herself to help with the process, Sakaki somehow made her pancakes hot, mushy, and burnt and at the same time cold, crusty, and soggy. Don't ask us how that works.
  • And then after this, Ed barges in and rescues Sakaki. And during this, Sakaki accidentally flings her pan's contents at the Atraks-1 copies. This leads to the copies collapsing into raw materials.
• To act as a deterrent from anyone attacking her and Ven, Wendy made a wood sculpted poster that states "Ice Age Live Action by Disney: it could happen.

  Wendy: "Helps to know my universe."
  Ven: "You're sick, you know that?"

• Fran, Pois, and Theresa end up in a Jackass stunt called "Pinecone Throne", where they have to sit on a pinecone. While Fran and Pois handle it well, Theresa on the other hand, can't handle the pinecones piercing her and ends up sailing away from the pain alone.
• Ralsei, having not done anything lewd during the third night, dies on the fourth day from Ligma.
• In the last scene of the fifth chapter, Ed and Baphomet end up getting lost in the woods. When trying to find anyone, Ed yells out "Marco!" to which Baphomet replies back with "Polo!"
• Molag Bal, upon finding a bowl of shrimp fried rice, thinks that an actual shrimp fried the rice. A few of the contestants end up hearing this (Like Wendy) and Facepalm at the comment.
• When Ed comes across Dora the Arthropleura again, he apologizes to her for not being in the plot, stating he knows how she feels.
• Ed and Wendy get attacked by robot duplicates of themselves. In Ed's case however, his duplicate comes across as a poor imitation, with its pasty fake skin, roughshod clothes, jerky movements, and having a wrong voice.

  Ed: "I hate budget cuts in my movie."

  • And when Wendy defeats her duplicate, she tells someone to call tech support and tell them to suck an egg.
• When Pois and Gai end up confronting each other, Gai leaps into the air about to attack... only to then suddenly drop like a rock from getting an error.

  [BRAVERY.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY AGAIN?]

  • And when Pois presses 'no', Gai then immediately explodes.
  • When Celes surprises Ed and Bagan, Ed accidentally steps on Dora, which causes her to knock Celes into a tree, where a tree branch falls on her and knocks her out. This causes Celes' health-pool to drop to zero and vanish into LEGO studs. BRUH.
    Bagan: "I despise this game."

Infinity Pizza

• During the meet-up of the villains of the previous Arenas, Wario admits that he just came for the free snacks.
• Ed decides to get a job so he can donate to a cat charity that Sakaki showed him. Things don't go too well:
  • When he tries to become a fireman, he gets fired when he puts oil in the hose, which causes Kevin's house to burn down.
  • When he tries to become a Jawbreaker Factory Worker, he decides to 'taste-test' each one before they go on the shelves. It causes every child in the Peach Creek area to come down with a litany of diseases that were unheard of. With side-effects including nausea, volcanic fever, incredible jitters, paranoia, terrifying hallucinations, and a desire to worship something called 'Acerabok the Chicken God'.
  • And all of this happened within a single day.
• The first half of the second chapter has Ed running through the other universes of the previous winners and inadvertently picking them up and dragging them through the other universes. All the while screaming "PIZZAAAAAAA!". And when running through them:
  • When Ed runs into Judy, his allergies with bunnies causes him to sneeze so hard that it sends him, Judy, and Zodd into a portal to the next universe.
  • Just before Shockwave gets picked up, he's lamenting about Tarantula's failure with his latest invention:
    Shockwave: "Foolish Tarantulas. Of course, your machine was a failure. When you powered your doomsday weapon on screams alone, you failed to account that laughter would be a proper countermeasure. I feel as if we're regressing indefinitely.
  • And Ed interrupts Torque who was about to write on Whisper's face with a marker.
• When the group of heroes (And two turncoats) manage to go back in time and stop Ridley from destroying the multiverse, Ridley summons the remaining villains to aid him. While Draka had been fighting an endless battle and Nova had went on a eating spree, Cleopterix shows up covered in merch related to her game and Cool Cat shows up as a Kaiju, much to Shockwave's dismay:

  Cool Cat: "I'm Cool Cat...and I love...ALL KIDS!"

  Shockwave: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH ANYTHING!"

• During the rematch with the villains, Cool Cat attacks the heroes with his most powerful weapon...Copyright Strikes!
• When Cool Cat, Draka, and Cleopterix get sucked into a black hole, Draka screams about his redemption, Cool Cat screams that this is not cool, and Cleopterix wails to remember to buy the subscriber pack for Raid: Shadow Legends.
• When Ridley comes out of the pile after the final battle, he had gotten amnesia and had forgotten everyone. To which Judy makes up a lie that he had taken a turn around the wrong galaxy and had been beaten up by rabid SEGA fans.
• After everything is said and done, the pizza had been delivered to the customer (the real one that is), who had turned out to be Baskerra, and everyone returns back to their universes. Everyone that is, except for Wario, who was eating her whole pizza. He only notices her when he feels her aura behind him.

  Wario: "uhhhh...uh-oh..."

Season 2

February 2022

• Before Baskerra introduces the teams, she first announces the theme for the episode, which she calls it "Prehysteria", only to then receive a call telling her that it was already used for a children's stop-motion movie.
• Bea's first line has her entirely unamused by the situation she finds herself in:

  Bea: "Great, so we're forced to fight for our lives by a perverted dog and all I've got is some cat nympho^note Felicia and a goddamn werewolf.^note Warwick And I'm without my smokes. Fucking great."

• The fact that Kid Buu, a being so powerful that even Frieza was told not to cross him, is the first one eliminated makes for quite the juxtaposition.
• Tifa, Centoreus, Anise, and Jonathan Strange end up being forced to show their endowments in front of an audience of ugly bastard ape people. While the former two are disgusted by the audience, Anise has this remind her of her first college hazing. To which Jonathan replies back that this reminds him that he could be literally anywhere else.
• The middle of the fifth chapter has several fighters about to battle Aethrus...which then suddenly turns into a rap battle between Optimus Prime and Aethrus. And Aethrus finds Optimus' voice so perfect that he just up and bails.
• Aethrus, Optimus Prime, Aerobolt, and Amaterasu end up in a Jackass stunt called "Tar-skating" where they're supposed to skate on the tar. All they end up doing however is slowly sink into the tar.

  Optimus Prime: "None of you thought this through, did you?"

  • And Bagan, seeing this unfold, facepalms at the sight.
    Bagan: "I swear by Zeus, this game is getting more and more idiotic as time goes on."
• Bagan accidentally eating meat that was tainted by Makoto's corrupted essence causes him to straight-up explode.

March 2022

• When Asuka and Homura get separated in the second chapter, Asuka asks Nicholas if he's seen her by giving an apt description of her:

  Asuka: "Excuse me? Have you seen this girl around here? Tanned skin? Lots of katanas? Kind of mean when she tries to convince people she doesn't care?"

• The first night has a drunken Fem-Ghidorah sing Let it Go. And doing a very terrible job at it. The reactions from some of the contestants that were unfortunate enough to hear it include Gokai Red finding it worse than space-polka, Momiji trying to tear off her ears, Ochako shoving blocks of wax into her ears, and Tsuyu actually finding it kinda catchy. Ochako mishears her and thinks she said that she like dolphins.
• During the second night, Abdolarus attempts to attack Fem-Ghidorah, but all his attacks seem to do is arouse the hydra. Tommy Oliver even tells the alien to leave, as he finds it's getting too weird.
• Gokai Red spends the fifth night on a Wild Goose Chase throughout the town trying to find a form-changing device...only to find instead a gimmick toy involving pizza recipes. He stomps on it out of frustration.

Switcheroo Scramble!

• When introducing the first character to be focused on, Marylyn, it's mentioned that he was "formerly known as 'Quotefox'^note which is what he was called when he was in the 10th episode, based on his artist's name by the uninformed (read: this hack of an author)".
• The climax of the story has every character that was featured brought to the Cul-de-sac... while still in the middle of having sex. And when Edd and Eddy walk in on them, Edd faints from the sight while Eddy pulls out a toothbrush and scrubs his eyes trying to get rid of the images.
• When Ridley gets hit with the potion, it gives Ridley a Bowsette-esque transformation, much to her shock and anger. And then the other characters start complimenting her new look, (and Torque wanting to use it as blackmail) much to her growing irritation.

  Ed: "Make me a princess too! Sarah will be so happy!"
  Princess Ridley: "...anybody wanna do my hair? C'mon. Just try it. I fucking dare you."

April 2022

• Baskerra's Team Introduction has Robbie Rotten thinking that while his team is odd, with him on it, it will lead to success. However, after CDI-Ganon demands that Robbie obey him and Sonichu makes a homophobic comment at him, Robbie quickly begins to lament who he's stuck with.

  Robbie Rotten: "...I'm not going to enjoy working with you, aren't I? Why do I always get the worst teammates!?"

• When Meg meets Zoidberg, she asks if he's from cancellation hell and pleads for him to take her.
• Dee Dee, being Dee Dee, somehow manages to reduce several parts of the Forge to rubble just from pressing a button.
• Numbuh 3 and Adorabat's introductions to each other gets a little more hectic than one would expect:

  Numbuh 3: "And what's your name?"
  Adorabat: "Adorabat at your service...now, LET'S KILL THIS BITCH!" (Begins shooting her leg-gun everywhere while laughing maniacally.)

• After The Annoying Orange gets licked by the Puppymonkeybaby, he states that he would like to be knife'd right now.
• The Riddler and Meg end up being chosen to be the sponsorship monkeys for some Canned Coochie. The Riddler thinks it's a crack at his virginity while Meg mirthlessly states she'll take their entire stock.
• CDI-Ganon, under the affects of the aphrodisiac, demands that Robbie Rotten sleep with him. Robbie declines in a less than tactful way:

  Robbie Rotten: "I need to get away from these weirdos and stat!"

• Mako and Snowflame end up harassed by a horde of skeletons, and Mako's idea of stopping them is throwing mud at them. And it actually works.

  Mako: "Quick! Find something edible! Fatten them up so their skin grows back!"

• Richard, after managing to destroy a Corruptor with his sudden fire powers, begins celebrating over his newfound powers, and then immediately falls asleep afterwards.
• In chapter 4, Dan attempts to fight Gary the Snail, but he trips on every rock along the river while trying to reach him. And when Dan does reach Gary in the next chapter, he ends up losing to the snail. Something that even for Dan Hibiki, is quite a new low.
• Also in chapter 4, The Riddler, upon finding an NFT of his staff, asks "Who would pay this obscene amount for a measly JPEG?!". Later in the same chapter, Peter Griffin does just that, wasting 50 MILLION bucks on an NFT of an assault rifle.
  • And at the end of the sixth chapter, Dee Dee ends up falling for the scam as well.
• Robbie Rotten fights Richard over the title of being the laziest man of them all. But Robbie's attempt to attack Richard backfires when the piece of metal he was using shatters upon hitting Richard's belly.

  Robbie Rotten: "Oh...this is the part where you hit me?"
  Richard: "Pretty much. POWERS, GO!"

• When Dee Dee gets transformed into a pony from a Basky Bug, she's overjoyed at this and begins to prance around the woods. When she passes by Mako on the other hand, Mako doesn't take it well.

  Mako: Ponies are taking over the world! MY LITTLE BROTHER WAS RIGHT! Gotta make more gelatin! It's their only weakness!"

• When Meg tries to run away from the skeletons chasing her on top of a mountain, she ends up rolling right onto Big's guts. The pushback from his gut results in Meg being rolled up back the mountain, destroying the skeletons, and becoming A Twinkle in the Sky.
• In chapter 6, the Griffins have a discussion on their emergency rations. Meg however, takes issue with what they actually are:

  Meg: "You made me the LITERAL emergency rations?!"
  Peter: "I said it would work both ways. Read the fine print! Although, I warn you. I've got so many calories in me that I could single handedly feed the entire country of Ethiopia with my body alone."
  Meg: "Wonder why we haven't tested that theory before."

• The second to last event has Mako finding a cannister of Blaze, wondering if it tastes like cinnamon. Then, Sonichu, having witnesses Carl riding Rexy's dick, runs up to her deciding that he can't take it anymore and smashes his face against the cannister, causing his head to explode and singe Mako's shirt. And what's her reaction to everything that just happened?

  Mako: "[[Comically Missing the Point...must have been allergic to cinnamon]]."

• When Jon catches Dan practicing his fighting poses, he mistakes it for dance practice and does his memetic dance from Garfield Gets a Life.
• In chapter seven, Mako comes up with a plan to escape the Arena, which involves killing Rand Marks. And why does she need him specifically?

  Mako: "If I'm to get home, I need a set of magic shoes! Since dinosaurs are magical because their bones still persist to the modern day, I just need to make shoes out of you while saying 'there's no place like home!'"

  • Immediately after this, she gets trampled by a herd of Bristlebacks, leaving behind a tombstone that states "REST IN PEPPERONI: LEAVE SOME YEN HERE FOR THAT MALL IN HEAVEN!"
• When most of the remaining contestants are attacked by the Slaughterspine, Meg pleads for her dad to help, only for him to say he's too busy trying to reassert his dominance as the only fat-boy in town by trying to beat up a sleeping Rexy with an oversized carrot.
• As the Wattersons are watching Lightning Dawn fighting Hades, Darwin notices the extremely obvious inspiration for Lighting Dawn's Enticore form:

  Darwin: "Oh, no! A Ben 10 rip-off! I knew that series was going downhill, but this is terrifying!"

• During the climactic fight against HADES, Richard winds up using Ms. Simian as a club.
  • Heck, the final battle as a whole, while awesome, is basically just the combatants wrecking Elmore. Visualizing that brings to mind the show's humor.
  • The kicker? It's revealed that Richard Watterson, of all people, is Zetton, one of the most powerful monsters from the Ultra Series.

Welcome to United Equestria

• While protecting Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo from a Hydra, Rainbow Dash makes a comment about how Hydra meat Tastes Like Chicken. But when she turns around and sees Scootaloo's horrified reaction, she quickly changes it to beef. Seems the 'Scootaloo = Chicken' memes persist to this day.
• When Rarity asks Manny Collars and Starla Shine what she ever did to them to earn their vitriol, the two proceed to go on a vicious rant insulting everything about her. And the last thing that's brought up (before they get dirt dumped onto them by Demolisher)?

  Starla Shine: "And another thing...your designs aren't wholesome 100."

• The name Chrysalis gave herself for her handmaiden disguise: Nurmal Mahre. Celestia can barely hold in her laughter at how bad it is.
• While Pinkie Pie's distracting the Crystal Core, a volt tears through her hair, she gets pissed and tells it to watch the merchandise. She then literally takes her burnt mane off, throws it in the trash, and grabs a new one out of nowhere to put on her head.

May 2022

• Theodore Esbin's Team Introduction has the team's chopper in freefall because of Jack Fenton shooting the controls with one of his ghost-hunting tools. He tries to reassure them they'll be fine, but what he says doesn't do much to help.

  Jack Fenton: "Sorry folks, I was in the zone, but no to worry! There's only a 70% chance that we'll die horribly in the crash. The remaining percentage dictates we'll probably only come out with half our skeletal structures rearranged."
  Evangelyne: "HOW IS THAT BETTER?!"

• The first scene after David 8 causes an event that wipes out over a quarter of contestants? Perfect Cell rejecting the advances of a lust-fueled Peg Pete.
• In chapter 3 Stolas asks Erica and Hinata to kill him so he can go back home and talk to his daughter. But when neither of them wants to do it, he decides to do it himself. But before he does so, he uses this analogy:

  Stolas: "No, no. As the zookeeper said to the two last pandas in captivity, 'fuck it'.

  • Doubles as a Shout-Out to Zero Punctuation.
• The second night has Jack Fenton singing Don't Stop Believing to drive away the Vorealiens, with his singing sounding like this. It works as intended...with most of the contestants stuck listening to it as well. Reactions from several of the contestants include Perfect Cell finding it worse than what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90s, Helen Parr comparing it to two drills going into her ears and meeting in the middle, and Beau, Stella, Nicole, and Chi-Chi shoving whatever they can find into their ears to block out the noise.
• Just before Perfect Cell blows up Rita, he makes an analogy of what he's gonna do to her:

  Perfect Cell: Hey, look at me! I'm a Nick exec, deciding what to do with a non-SpongeBob property!"

  • Ironically, the show Rita comes from got the complete opposite treatment.
• How Shirou kills Stella: He leaves her a plate of chicken wings to eat, which she devours with gusto. Upon finishing her meal, she suddenly balloons in size, with Shirou coming in to poke a claw into her belly, causing her to pop.
• In the last chapter, The Lone Survivor suffers from a glitch that makes them hit literally anything BUT the target, with the glitch being known as ERROR: 76.

Non-Fungible Tok-Ed

• At the very end of the story, Gigatron is yelling at Tarantulas for costing him all of his savings on NFTs. And when he demands Tarantulas explain himself, this is all he can come up with for his 'defense':

  Tarantulas: "Um...it was totally 'poggers'?"

June 2022

• Christopher Redwood's Team Introduction has the SNK gals get into an argument over the validity of Andy's engagement to Mai, with Blue Mary pointing out that he only said it while he and Mai were drunk. Mai tries to fight back claiming that it's coming from the girl who fangirls over Terry every time she gets, which leads the other to call her out as projecting.
• When General Yunan fights Temperance in chapter 2, she boasts that she CRUSHES all obstacles, only for Temperance to roll into a ball and non-fatally flatten her.

July 2022

• Stan Smith holding his team at gunpoint over who took the last Oreo in the introductions.
• During the Bloodbath, Ellis is telling a story of what happened when he and his cousin went dirt-biking, but Dallas is having none of it since they're currently avoiding a volley of missiles aimed at them.

  Ellis: "This is some cooooool shit! My cousin used to do dirt-biking and there were also-"
  Dallas: "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL WE GET THERE!"

• After Stan Smith and Peacemaker manage to escape the missiles (with Peacemaker holding Stan bridal-style during it), Stan tells Peacemaker that where they go, they can't trust anyone, not even themselves. And then Stan unloads his gun onto his shadow, confusing Peacemaker.
• Sir Pentious dying from tripping on a rock. despite not having legs to begin with!
• The Soldier's reaction to finding a can of Canned Coochie:

  The Soldier: "Canned Coochie? What hippie stuff are they peddling now? Be a man and GET AN ACTUAL DATE!"

• On the fourth night Chip Skylark finds Dallas fighting a giant spider and asks Dallas if he's having trouble with it.

  Dallas: "No, I'm having a very in-depth conversation with this spider-OF COURSE I'M HAVING FUCKING TROUBLE!"

• Dark Claw's death comes straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon: When he sees a rocket heading towards him, he tries to block the missile with his Adamantium Claws. But when the missile hits him, his arms are the only thing that are left.
• When Unikitty confronts Robert over how bad he's been, she decides the best course of action is to sing a song to him. Robert fins the song to be so saccharine and cheesy that he falls onto his side and weakly twitches.
• Chapter 6 ends with John McClane hiding behind a rock from Nuke and Robert, only for Dallas to come out of nowhere and shove a carton of prune juice down McClane's throat. Finding himself with a sudden need to relieve himself, McClane runs to a nearby outhouse. And just as he enters it, a random missile blows up the outhouse.

August 2022

• Cammy being unable to stop petting Felecia and wanting to adopt her.
• When Morrigan gets pitted against Terry, she tries to seduce him, asking if he could spend his stress in more...productive ways. The conclusion Terry comes to is that he should try more hobbies, like scrapbooking. The sheer disbelief on Morrigan's face is stated to be legendary.
• In the last segment of the second day, Dr. Faust tries give therapy to the Ken impostor to have him give up is NFT obsession. But when that doesn't work and he tries to break out of his restraints, he asks the nurse for sedatives. Said 'nurse' is Kazumi, who slams a folding chair onto the Ken impostor, knocking him out.
• After several scenes of some unlucky female contestants being taken to their deaths by the Guests, the last scene of chapter 3 has Dr. Faust still trying to get rid of the Ken impostor's NFT obssession. This time he shoves a metal beam with an Bored Ape NFT on the end down the Ken Impostor's butt as a form of 'aversion therapy'. The Ken impostor's girly screams can be heard across many rooms.
• When Necrosan chases Dan and MegaLug trying to spread his Necroids, the narration mentiones that he had tried to do this with the guests earlier, but got the alien equivalent of herpes from doing so. The narration then gives the readers a minute to process that what was just written was INDEED typed by a real human being.

September 2022

• The fact that some the cast of this episode include a forklift, a toaster, and a Roomba. And no, there's nothing special about them. They're just your regular everyday machinery.
• Smarty Smarts initially being unable to ride said forklift due to not being 'forklift-certified'. When he does get to ride it, he finds it too slow for him.
• During Miu Iruma and Roxanne Wolf's argument in their Team Introduction, Monokuma eats a bag of popcorn he got out of nowhere.
  • And then there's Miu's reaction to seeing Twilight for the first time:
    Miu Iruma: "And then there's this bullshit! A fucking UNICORN WITH WINGS?! Nope! Nope, I'm done! You unscientific shit-stains are on your own!"
• Waspinator's Butt-Monkey status makes itself known as early as his Team Introduction, where a stray blast fired by Inferno reduces him to pieces just as he was about to transform.

  Waspinator: Why Universe hate Waspinator?"

• In Ice Man's stage, Foxy ends up freezing over when he dives into the waters. Foxy then says that at least it can't get any worse. And then a robotic penguin then rams into him and shatters his lower half, causing him to let out the signature FNAF scream in pain.
• A conversation between Dorothy, Curly, and Jenny gets derailed when Dorothy mentions her profession. When she gets uneasy looks from Curly and Jenny, she assumes it's because she looks like a child, and tells them it's one of her highest selling points. This gets Jenny to run diagnostics on how to delete memories the fastest and Curly to say she has a million questions and ALL of them end in screaming and with her reaching for her strongest weapon and purging anyone considering rubbing one out.
• As Monokuma and the Turn A Gundam watch Waspinator defeat Tengu Man, Monokuma gets the inspiration to make his own stages. Ones that want to make players destroy their controllers and leave the heroes in endless despair. In response the Turn A Gundam tilts his body just enough for Monokuma to slide off the mech and into a portal.

  Monokuma: "That's what I get for channeling my inner Junko!"

• On the third night Johnny Five gives the Alexa a large sight-seeing tour of the destroyed city the contestants are trapped in. Alexa doesn't exactly appreciate the tour.

  Johnny Five: "And here, you can see Ruined Building #2334! Ain't it a headliner?"
  Alexa: "You may shut me down at the soonest opportunity. All hail Lord Bezos."

• Rick dies from getting sucked into Golden Satan's tornado because he accidentally let go of the ground trying to enjoy some Szechuan Sauce.

  Rick: "CURSE YOU, DEAD SEASON THREE MEEEEEME!"

Day of the Dolphin

• In the interview Mr. Wolf has with Tiffany Fluffit, each time that they talk about the other ex-Bad Guys, the member they're talking about happens to call Mr. Wolf at that time about their problems, interrupting the interview. Mr. Snake's has him dealing with an obnoxious customer and her kids, Mr. Shark has him yelling about a free mediation app that constantly interrupts his meditation with ads, Ms. Tarantulas getting creepy calls in customer service, and Mr. Piranha trying to figure out the best flowers to buy for Chief Luggins.
• The first sentence in the summary for chapter 3:

  In which Wolf attempts to teach Smarty the joys of being a sell-out...I mean, a Good Guy!

• Chapter 3 has a Failure Montage of Mr. Wolf trying (and failing miserably) to teach Smarty Smarts how to be a good guy. Among the list of activities they do together:

  CLEANLINESS: Wolf manages to get Smarty to dress nicely, only to end up summoning a bunch of Mr. Wolf fangirls that they have to fight off.
  COMPLIMENTS: Wolf has Smarty random people across the street. Unfortunately, the best compliments that Smarty could give were 'You're a nice many-celled lifeform', 'You're definitely one of the people of all time', and 'You're lucky to be breathing correctly today.'
  CONNECTION: Wolf tries to get Smarty to connect with several nerds, only to have to restrain him from blasting them into atoms when they show to have superior intellect over Smarty.
  EMPATHY: Smarty just laughs at every image showing something bad happening, only to go silent when Wolf shows him the cancellation of his show.
  SHARING: Wolf has Smarty share several toys with children. He blasts them in half in the spirit of 'fairness'.
  PATIENCE: Wolf has Smarty wait in line at a seafood restaurant, only for him to freeze the line with his ray gun.
  POLITNESS: Wolf has Smarty hold the door for the many people entering and exiting a pottery shop. To speed up the process, Smarty whips out an air turbine to force the people to go in and out faster. Wolf has to pay for the damages done to the store and the customers.
  and TOLERANCE: Wolf has Smarty stay with rowdy children for two minutes. When he returns, He finds Smarty has taped their mouths shut and is trying to surgically remove their lips with tweezers.

• After the Good Guys and Smarty Smarts escape from the Spinosaurus to the gala, they begin to grab everything they can to keep the door shut. Kitty Kat asks her team if they should step in, but Hogwild shoots it down, wanting to watch Mr. Piranha work his fish-muscles. Piranha, having noticed what she said, asks if they can go back outside with the dinosaur.

October 2022

• The way that most of the Monster Hunter creatures on Kamis-Closet's team have been so drastically altered that the Gowngoat, a herbivore, is the most beastly one on the team.
• Crypto crash landing into a dumpster after the Light Fury causes his jetpack to malfunction in chapter two. It happens to him again after taking an involuntary joyride on The Car in the following chapter.
• Chapter 3 ends with skeletons harassing the Deadly Nadder and Pennywise, with the latter fleeing them since they lack fear, which he admits is his one weakness. To do this, he dances a jig away from them until he reaches a drain to escape into.
• When Lubdan and Crypto are about to fight, Lubdan mistakes Crypto for a dwarf and tries to remember which one he was, before settling on "Pissy".

Juno and the Man Without a Body!

• The summary for chapter 2:

  In which the most idiotic brain transplant is planned! "Planned" being a very loose word.

• When Mr. Brussard is yelling at everyone to leave the lab so he can talk to the head of Nostradamus, he smashes his hoof onto a random piece of equipment. To which Jeri reacts in horror to since he hadn't gotten to name it yet.

Ed and Chief Bogo vs The Creature from the Haunted Sea!

• When Ed and Bogo's cover gets blown and are surrounded by Cubuckian soldiers, Ed tries to intimidate them by bringing out a coat hanger and tells them to "FEAR THE CLAW!", only for a soldier to shoot it out of his hand, leading to Ed giving up very easily.

  Ed: The Claw has been defeated. We are doomed."

November 2022

• In Baskerra Hellmane's team introduction, Ayah plans on conquering everyone in Hell for her mistress, Man-Ray and The Dirty Bubble tell her that they need to come up with a sufficiently evil plan. And the Dirty Bubble's idea of an evil plan is to litter all over the place.
  • And when Ayah says that she doesn't find them intimidating, Man-Ray tries to prove her wrong by firing lasers from his hands into the cave. However this causes some rocks to fall onto him, burying him.
• With Buddhe's team, when they're panicking over being in Hell, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to calm his team down by telling them that his teeth are only 'SLIGHTLY' chattering.

  Gru: "Surprisingly, that ISN'T reassuring!"

  • And after Megamind introduces himself to Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Gru, he then notices Valmont and immediately gets the others to blame him for their situation.
• Redneckturtle27's team introduction has The Major makes his opinion of Hans immediately apparent when he's freaking out over being in Hell:

  The Major: "Hey listen, you're really going to be doing that? I don't know you from the Reich, but you're honestly looking like a whiny bitch."

  • And after they're introduced, we then meet their other teammates, which includes Pizza the Hutt, who is a sentient mass of pizza that is also a gangster, and someone who literally introduces himself to the others as The CEO of Racism. He then proceeds to go on a rant that involves using so many racial slurs that it makes Hans question if he's just taking the piss out of this.
  • And then there's The Major's summation of the team at the end of their introduction:
    The Major: "It's going to be a long preparation for battle."
• During the Bloodbath in Limbo, while fighting Skeletor and Grim, Vertigo shoots out rays from her eyes at them. It misses them and end up hitting Dracula, who gets turned into a cow.

  Dracula: "I will not hear the end of this."

• As Megamind's sailing through the Ring of Lust, it reminds him of a part of Metrocity that he'd rather forget:

  Megamind: "I don't even know what's happening anymore! What is this decadent place?! Is it Metrocity's Red Light District?! I promised I'd never return! Not after last Summer!"

• And when Megamind enters the Ring of Gluttony, he compares it to a buffet at Golden Corral, only somehow cleaner.
• When Skeletor decides to use the Cobra Commander as a Human Shield, he holds him in place with his Havoc Staff, which ends up giving the Cobra Commander a wedgie.
• As Onyxia starts firing blasts of flames at the cliffs in the Circle of Violence, Kefka notices this and decides to join in too:

  Kefka: "Oooh! What fun! Nothing soothes the soul other than a nice round of 'Pin the Fireball on the Idiot!'"

Red Team and the Blood Waters of ZAAT!]]

• The summary of the first chapter is just mocking the villain's absurd Take Over the World plan:

  In which we are introduced to our main antagonist, whom honestly thinks it's a viable plan to conquer the universe by turning himself into a catfish.

• During the match at 2fort, both the Red and Blu Medics are shouting 'MEDIC GAMING' while the uber-charged Heavys are fighting.

January 2023

• Chroma, overjoyed over having one her idols Captain America on her team, puts him in a bear hug, with his head going into her breasts. He considers this more dangerous than The Hulk is.
• Wario, stuck listening to a Double Entendre-filled conversation between River and Miia about their 'masters', demands someone gag him full of garlic.
• When Blitz shows Frieza the credentials on his I.M.P. business card, they include "hired gun, murder professional, and horse enthusiast!"

  Blitz: "Don't read into that last bit."

• When Frieza uses a set of mini Dragon Balls to make himself 5 centimeters taller, it comes with the drawback that he can't access his Golden or Black forms for the remainder of the Arena. This does this him in when he's unable to beat Heart and Heart is eventually able to beat him. In other words, Frieza's ultimate downfall came from him wanting to be a few inches taller.

The Seventh Voyage of Ed

• As Asakusa begins writing her Captain's Log on the dumpster she and her friends are stuck on, she mentions that she's getting sick as a dog and that Kanamori probably wants to eat her, before fearing this may be her final entry. Keep in mind that only 10 minutes have passed since they got stranded.
• When Sokurah is introducing the rest of the cast the crew he hired off Facebook, the last one they meet is, much to their horror, Kanye West. He then is about to do a Nazi salute, only to get rammed into a portal back to his universe from the boat Ms. Yukari was driving.

The Silverscale Arena Abridged!

• Many of the fights are summarized by the winner slapping the loser. Special mention goes to the Shredder vs Tiamat fight, where Shredder turns Tiamat into a paper-thin caricature of herself.
• A Running Gag during the portion that covers the first season has Ed announce to everyone his name, only to immediately get killed.
• Bagan's repeated angsting, even while he's surrounded with women.
• Bardin defeating Ridley by belching the dragon into the air, causing him to return as a pile of bones.
• As Episode 5 is Heavy's episode, it's loaded with references to Heavy is Dead.
• Zodd (and later Godzilla) roaring in blue-balls after their love interests' respective deaths.
• After Cy wins, he and Baskerra have a discussion on what to call Cy's side-story, with Baskerra suggesting Coom Eternal. And when it recaps that side-story, that's what it's actually called.
• Ed defeating Ridley in Episode 12 comes largely from Ed making a single beep on the mic, which gives Ridley a great deal of pain.
• Amaterasu admitting she supremely horny for Optimus Prime, mostly for the voice. And when Optimus asks about her other canonical love interest, she says that no one played Ōkami to the end.
• Optimus pointing out the similarities between the first and thirteenth episodes:

  Optimus Prime: Something about this feels suspiciously familiar. A Transformer from Team 1 winning. Not to mention, the nemesis of the first one that won. Is the Arena rigged or-"
  Baskerra: You're REALLY taking the piss out of this, aren't you?!"

• Rhymey laments losing his arm as losing his 'me-time hand'.
• How the recap for Episode 18 begins:

  Moxxie: This is horrible! We're trapped in a 50s suburbia!"
  Captain America: "And most of us are going to get shafted even if we ARE white!"
  Vortex: "Way to make this more awkward than it already is."

• Charlie getting Mokushiroku to change his ways by giving him the Puppy-Dog Eyes.
• Felicia wanting to consummate with Jon Taliban over years of Capcom sitting on its ass in terms of Darkstalkers content, only to get speared by Shao Kahn, laving Jon to mourn with a... rather poor choice of words:

  Jon Taliban: "NOOOOOO! MY PUSSY!"
  Balrog: "Uh, context?"

• The Internet reacting in horror over Loona's plans to date Spongebob.
• Goku hoping he gets to show off his prowess in the 23rd episode, only to immediately get one-upped by Aizen.

  Aizen: "The power of Anime bullshit goes strong."

Season 3

Q&As

While the Q&As are meant to get more insight into some of the winners, some questions and the characters' answers to those questions can get a good laugh out of you:

Q&A #1: December 2020-March 2021

• When Alture Assun asks Megatron what he thinks of the Live-Action Transformers films, Megatron acknowledges that he's mature enough to let it be its own thing and that he only cares about what's happening now... and then proceeds to go on a rant about how the films made him an absolute joke. From Sam Witwicky defeating him with "that lunchbox-sized parody of the Allspark" as Megaton puts it, to having to serve under the true villains of the other movies.
• When Owyn Adrik asks if anyone knows about the sex swing Starscream puts Megaton into, Megatron vehemently denies that the two are in a relationship. Also serves as a Take That! against the common depiction of their relationship.

  Megatron: "Is this because of that idiotic human rumor that me and Starscream have an abusive and sexual at the same time?! With such barbaric equipment?! What even IS a sex-swing?!"

• When Fayebunny asks Bardin how he's going to reach the top shelf to get the good cereal, he assumes he was asked that because he's short, and responds by threating to blow Faye's head off.
• When Kojiro asks if Judy's seen a NSFW comic called "Sweet Sting", she decides to look it up. Cut to 2 hours later and Judy has decided to burn the computer.

Q&A #2: April 2021-July 2021

• When Fayebunny asks if he wants to be Zhima's monstie, he imagines himself running through the fields screaming murder at anyone that crosses him, while Zhima's riding on his back, raising her flute like a sword, and screaming "VALHALLA!".
• When Bradford the Tiger asks Shockwave if he has a nemesis of his own, he states he only has one: Tarantulas, for making biological horrors which afflict both ally and enemy alike, his only desire being to create an environment of fear...

  Shockwave: "That, and he always takes my energon out of the fridge when it CLEARLY HAD MY NAME ON IT!"

• Owyn Adrik asks the winners up to this point what their favorite song is. Among the other answers, Bardin sings every shanty he's made, which causes half the wildlife around him to either flee or cover their ears and Krystal listens to Scream Metal of all genres while filleting a fish.

Q&A #3: August 2021-November 2021

• When Skree-Kaw asks Cy how's Kass doing, he brings up that the only downside in their relationship is that he has to babysit his kids and how they sing about everything:

  Cy: "From how hungry they are to how bored they are to why him and their parents 'wrestle' constantly...it's madness! MADNESS!"

  Kass: "Do you need a snicker bar, dear?"

  Cy: "FINE! I'm not me when I'm hungry!"

• When Alexander's Vonterkine's "question" to Legoshi involves Judy and Haru making out, he compares the two to Haru and Juno at "that Thanksgiving party".
• When Yumi Inu asks Judy how it feels to be 'the smol', Nick has to calm Judy down from trying to attack Yumi.
• As K or Hawkstone's question involves Heavy having to either save Dawn or the Sandvich from falling off a cliff. He saves Dawn, with the Sandvich falling in slow-motion with sad violin music playing... until a Blu Scout catches it before he's blown up by Heavy's missiles.
• When Maxi the wolf-fox asks all the winners what their favorite fetish is, Ed has no clue what that is and asks if that's a topping.

Q&A #4: February 2022-May 2022

• When Eboness the Eternal asks Optimus Prime if has a favorite Autobot, he denies it, stating that he loves them like they're his brothers and sisters. However, that's when Huffer barges in and accuses him of wanting to adopt Bumblebee and Bulkhead, to which Optimus blasts Huffer into Wheeljack's dissection room.
• When Anon asks Optimus how much he likes making those awesome speeches of his, Optimus admits that's he's mostly winging it.
• When Penny Chambers asks Richard if the 'Zetton' thing is helping him get a job, Richard admits that it didn't work since they kept calling the exterminators every time he showed up for an application. That, and his resume consists of only the name Zetton, complete with dramatic pauses whenever he speaks it.
• When Lee-Lee asks Richard of his opinion of Gumball incest stories, he can only stare in mortified silence. Smash Cut to the computer on fire, all thanks to his Zetton form.
• When Anon asks Richard if Gumball thinks his Zetton self is a Pokémon, it cuts to Gumball throwing bootleg Pokeballs at Zetton, which appropriately bounce off of him.

  Gumball: "Come on, Zetton! Help me become the best! Like no one ever was!"

• Sharon Shark's question to Celestia has her ask how much incest Celestia does, to which she tries to deny it. Unfortunately for her, that's when Luna comes in and starts giving out the dirty details, to which Celestia desperately tries to get her to stop talking.
• While asking the winners what the most terrifying part of the games for them wouldn't be funny, Cy's response being that he'll kill anyone if he has to hear anymore of Raid: Shadow Legends stands out as the exception to this.

Q&A #5: June 2022-September 2022

• After Paige recalls how her and the Magician ended up being typecasted into several zombie movies, the Magician mentions how he would rather be in musicals. To which Paige brings up how the crowd screamed and ran during karaoke night when he sang.
• When Paige is asked if she's been to Las Lindas before, she mentions that she's been meaning to visit there, thinking she might make a friend or two there. To which Keith asks point blank if she wants to screw the farmhand there, to which Paige neither confirms nor denies.
• When Rep 432 asks the Giganotosaurus if he's The Joker of the dinosaurs, the Giganotosaurus finds himself wearing the clown's make-up, with Jenna having to avert the sight from her pups.
• When Penny Chambers asks Jon when's the next Darkstalker game, he looks at an hourglass obsessively.

  Random Kid: "When's Mr. Taliban gonna finish doing that?"

  Another Random Kid: "I think a succubus lady said 'until the heat-death of the universe'."

• When A Fan asks Heavy if he's considered trying to get his human body back, he rejects it stating that his bull body is strong and can still eat his sandvich. He just wishes that the Medic would stop trying to fit more stuff into him.

  Medic: "The pain is good for you! Now, bend over so I can add the firebreathing anus!"

• And when Sketchfan 2.0 asks if he's okay hanging out with any other teammate, he mentions the Engineer since he oils him and doesn't treat him like an experiment, unlike Medic.

  Medic: "Come now. You know you like my upgrades!"

  Heavy: "Putting giant laser on Heavy's dick is NOT upgrade!"

Q&A #6: October 2022-January 2023

• Among the questions that A Fan asks Loona, one of them is how Blitz would react if he found out a species called Equestrians existed. He's... ecstatic about it to say the least.

  Blitz: "It's a dream come true! Tell Stolas it's over! Big Mac is my new hubby!

  Big Mac: "I NEED AN ADULT!"

• When Shredder gets asked by Eboness the Eternal about who's the most valued member of the Foot Clan, he feels that while he doesn't pick favorites, he would pick Karai as his successor to the Clan. Karai, upon hearing this, literally passes out from happiness.

  Shredder: "Karai? Now is not the time to sleep on the job."

  Bebop: "Gee, boss, I think you broke her."

• An anon asks Bagan when he's going to be in the Franchise/Monsterverse. To which Bagan does the Let me in! meme at Legendary's gates. Taffy then asks Bagan about Godziban.

  Bagan: "Urgh...what ABOUT Godziban?"

  • This joke also makes it to the main cover image of the Ask Session, with Bagan's head superimposed over Eric Andre's body.
• One of A Fan's questions to Heavy is how often the Spy gets compared to an impostor. We then cut to the Spy breaking a radio playing the Among Us theme in rage.

  Heavy: "That is answer."

• pleb_trash's asks Heavy if him being a metal bull can be an update for Heavy in Team Fortress 2. To which Heavy realizes he's right and begs Valve to put it in. Valve's response?

  Valve: "Lol nope."

• When A Fan asks Paige how many of her friends use OnlyFans, she mentions that a lot of them use it. She then mentions that she had one too but had to take it down after getting some... interesting requests. One of those requests gets shown when someone asks her to do the Nyquil Chicken Challenge, only for The Magician to obliterate him with fireballs while Keith beats him up with a folding chair.
• And when pleb_trash asks the winners to look up porn of themselves, most of them take it as well as one would expect them to. Bardin however, gets pissed about the lack of porn of himself.

Q&A #7: February 2023-May 2023

• Racheal getting high off of catnip.
• The idea that this whole time, Racheal had no clue that her sister had a BF. Keep in mind that Sarah's had one for over a year by this point.
• When A Fan asks oh his opinions on the Super Mario Bros., Peppino frantically tells them not to those two, only to get interrupted by a Cease and Desist by Nintendo.
• Rei managing to raise her leg to a perfect 90 angle with her new body, with Saya calling "HACKS!".
• When A Fan asks Shockwave how illogical the Flare G-3 creature is, he's too busy swatting Tarantulas with a rolled-up newspaper over holding a vial of the stuff that created it, with Sarah coming in with a 'no horny' bat, much to Tarantulas' dismay:

  Tarantulas: "You NEVER let me have any fuuuun!"

• Ed's answer to Sketchfan2.0's question of "What is life?": "Pickles!" Cue the other Cul-De-Sac kids facepalming at that answer.
• A Fan forcing Jon Taliban to play Criticom or else they'll kill Felicia. He finds playing it WORSE than the Arena was.
• Loona meeting an angel version of herself, who tries to show her the ways of good and friendship. To which normal Loona tries to get away from the angel as much as possible.
• When Onslaught gets asked by Sketchfan2.0 on his thoughts on Geekcu, he starts listing off all the details he's noticed about her, with each detail getting more and more romantic, until he begins questioning what is happening. Blast-Off's professional opinion?

  Blast-Off: "My diagnosis: Down abysmal.
  Brawl: "Yup."

• Metal Sonic's unpopular opinion is that anyone can be a Sonic fan, which gets him dogpiled by a bunch of angry fanboys.

Q&A #8: June 2023-September 2023

• Buddhe's question for Bardin has him being forced to choose to either breed a Skaven or be unable to drink alcohol for the rest of his life. While he chooses the former by going on a date with the Skaven, he puts whoever wrote that question into his Book of Grudges.
• One of A Fan's questions for Heavy is who can count to three faster: Valve, or Ed? Ed ends being able to count to three first.
• A Fan's first question for Krystal is how she feels about Loona taking over her 'popularity' online. She happily shoves her 'Most Lewded Doggo' crown onto Loona's head, with Loona confused about what just happened.
  • Their second question for Krystal asks what she would give up for a new Star Fox game, she shoves her whole Arwing into Master Hand's er, hand, begging him to take her offering. The Arwing accidentally crushes one of his fingers in the process.
• A Fan's last question for Shockwave forces him at gunpoint to either go on a date with Tarantulas or Cool Cat. He ultimately chooses Tarantulas.

  Shockwave: "Yes, I despise both choices, but I'm experienced enough with dealing with the mad scientist that I can sate his ego until the date's over...then, once it's done, I can go home and sob hopelessly into a pillow while wondering when did my life go so wrong."

• A question A Fan asks Ed is how much inflation has affected Peach Creek, to which he has Edd look up for him. When he types in 'Peach Creek Inflation' into the search bar, he lets out a hideous shriek of horror over what he just found. Seems that Edd accidentally found a different type of inflation than the one he was looking for.
• One of SomeAngstyDude's questions for Ed asks if Rolf can collaborate with the cast of Las Lindas. To which Ed reveals that Rolf went there once, but it didn't go well, mainly due to him attacking Minos with a rake while riding atop Ira for supposedly eating sheep.
• Ed's answer to Sketchfan2.0's question of "what is existence?" is "pretzel!". This causes all the Cul-De-Sac kids to facepalm...again.
• A Fan's questions for Optimus Prime asks what would happen if he was trapped in a room with Huffer for 24 hours and how well Huffer would do at karaoke night. The result is that Optimus tries desperately to break down the door.

  Optimus Prime: "PRIMUS HELP ME! I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE! AAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

• One of Buddhe's questions for the Giganotosaurus results in him meeting the Spinosaurus- with Mr. Wolf and his friends nearby and freaking out.

  Mr. Wolf: "THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!"
  '''Mr. Snake: "That's it! We're moving out!"

• A Fan forces Peppino to play Bubsy 3D or else they'll kill Taokaka, who is currently being harassed by a cucumber hovering over her.
• Sketchfan2.0's "questions" to Lightning Dawn consists of volleying insults at him and betting he couldn't beat Goku, let alone Mr. Satan. Lightning Dawn naturally challenges this and boasts that he could defeat Goku even if he has Ultra Instinct and can defeat Mr. Satan with ease. One Smash Cut later and Mr. Satan is standing over Lightning Dawn, who's in the 'Yamcha Death Pose'. And dialogue from Mr. Satan implies that his victory was unintentional.
• pleb_trash's asks all the Transformer winners how they feel about seeing Optimus Prime in Fortnite.

  Megatron: (While Optimus is doing the Fortnite dance) "You miserable sell-out!"
  Shockwave: (Starts doing it as well)
  Soundwave: "I fear we may have lost them, Megatron."

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