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• From the second episode Pop Goes the Ed, Jimmy shows Rolf some food he brought to the party:
  Jimmy: I brought quiche! (holds up a steaming tray)
  Rolf: It's the food of the (runs finger over lips rapidly)!! THE PARTY IS CUUUUURSED!! (runs away)
• In "The Good Ol' Ed", in a fake flashback, Edd was suffering from an extreme case of hiccups, which Ed attempted to cure by holding Edd's mouth open very wide and shouting "I am a zombie, and I will malice you with a shoehorn!" into it.
  • "Yeah, Double-D! An elephant never forgets but I forget what the elephant remembered."
  • Ed's reaction to the pancake batter being poured over the cul-de-sac kids: "IT'S A BOY!"
• The "sawing the air" bit in "Momma's Little Ed".
  Ed: (using a saw) Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom... I cut the air in two! This side's yours, Double D!
  Edd: We can share the air, Ed!
  Eddy: It's my air; I ain't sharing! Ed, stop sawing the air!
  • And earlier, along with Edd's reaction to it:
  Ed: We can be like brothers and share the same bathroom!
• Pretty much anything involving Funny Foreigner Rolf, especially the song of Yeshmiyek from the Christmas Special "Ed Edd 'n' Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle".
  Deep below the dirt and rock
  There lives a bearded maiden fair
  Whose kitchen pot is bigger
  Than her size of underwear, HEY!
  • "The beast circles with hunger! We must appease it with a sacrifice!".
  • "POPPYCOCK!"
  • "Son of a gun, you insult Rolf by denying the eels?!"
  • How about when he made swiss cheese in "Stuck in Ed", by using a corkscrew to make holes in the cheese?
  • "The harsh realities of your miserable lives have been restored! Thank you."
  • "A wooden board saved you from three evil witches and a creepy-crawly? MAMA! The fairy tale that haunts Rolf has come true!"
  • "Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pocket..."
    • Even better is how the split second before the cow falls on him, he has enough time to scream "Mama! A bandage for Rolf!"
  • The entire "That's My Horse" sequence from "Wish You Were Ed".
  • "A giant sea cucumber arose from the depths with one eye, blinking and blinking and looking at Rolf like a sandwich!"
  • "The space beneath the rock is vacant, she who gives migraines."
  • "Are you weak in the upper story?"
  • Then there's his doomsday speech about school in "Out With The Old, In With The Ed." Or at least, the fact that it's a doomsday speech.
  • "THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!"
    • Heck, everything Rolf says in "Rambling Ed."
  • In the movie, Rolf yells at Eddy's brother: "Rolf has had enough of your blunt-doodle, elder one! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A MERCILESS THRASHING!!!" *shows muscles and then subsequently grabs Kevin and throws him forward to face Eddy's brother in his place*
• Ed with bananas up his nose.
  Ed: Buy one, get one free! Ha ha ha.
• In "A Boy And His Ed", Edd is teaching Ed and Eddy about Kevin while they plan to get jawbreakers from him. At one point, Ed and Eddy shoot spitballs at the Kevin dummy Edd made.
  Eddy: Not bad, huh, burr-head?
  Ed: Graah.
  * Ed puts a book in his mouth, chews it up, and tries to spit it out through the straw, but it backs up.*
  Ed: Oh no! My brain came out!
  Eddy: That's too big to be your brain!
  • Also, this:
  Edd: What do you notice about Kevin?
  Eddy: His chin is almost as big as yours?
  Edd: [quickly pulls his shirt collar up over his chin]] No, I was talking about, um...
  Eddy: Those three stupid hairs on his head?
• The "Slide on the soap!" sequence in "From Here to Ed".
  • Try watching it for 10 minutes.
  • How about 15 minutes?
  • This Troper's earliest memories of this show is that very scene.
  • From the same episode, when Eddy prepares to fire a cannon at Kevin from a very crudely-built cardboard cloud contraption, Double-D's reaction takes the cake:
  Edd: No one would ever expect Mother Nature to harbor a springloaded circus cannon and blow innocent bystanders to kingdom come!
• Then there's "It Came From Outer Ed", showing us exactly what happens when Ed comes up with a scam. It involves many parts that make no sense, including Ed telling Edd to move a bunch of rocks onto an X on the ground, despite the fact that Ed actually painted a Q. This is probably the highlight:
  Ed: Nice job, Double-D! That looks just like a Q.
  Edd: Excuse me? Ed, I think somewhere along the line you lost your train of thought. Your plan is irrational, muddled, and inconsequential... Is that a doggy treat?
  Ed: * munching on a dog biscuit* What's the rock for, Double-D?
  Edd: * bewildered, drops the rock on his foot* My foot!
  Eddy: * comes into scene brutally injured* MY HEAD!
• And from the above-mentioned episode, the final line as Ed's "scam" comes to fruition:
  Ed: EVIL TIM HAS BECKONED THEM!
• Ed again (he's just made of this trope, isn't he?) in "O-Ed Eleven", this time explaining to Edd how he deciphered the map made by Eddy's older brother, as only he can:
  Ed: Because I am a brother, and Eddy's brother is a brother, and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother, as a brother I am. *hugs himself*
  Edd: Nicely put, Ed.
  Eddy: Oh brother.
  • Also, Double-D peers out the entrance to his house after Eddy whacks upon the door multiple times, asking "...Why did you pummel my door with a shovel?"
    • How deadpan his expression is also helps.
• This exchange after Double D calls Eddy out on his version of a Rashomon story in "Once Upon An Ed":
  Edd: Pure fiction, Eddy! Your exaggerated tale can only be described as "cockamamie!"
  Ed: Tsk tsk tsk... I have never heard such language...
  • Ed's version of the story. It involves the Kanker sisters growing fifty feet high after eating "over-radiated mashed potatoes", shooting laser beams from chickens in their armpits that turn things into soap and cleansing products. They then mash together into one horrendous thing and start shooting radioactive lipstick marks. Ed saves the day by grabbing the Eds and suddenly gaining the ability to fly while making buzzing noises despite lacking wings or anything of the like.
  Eddy: Ed, your story's getting weird.
  • In that same episode, how Ed sees Double D when he's talking
  Edd: Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blahblahblah! Yak yak, blah blah, drivel drivel drivel!

  • Ed's whole story reminds me of something Grant Morrison would make.
• From "Once Bitten, Twice Ed", Eddy using one of Ed's toys (he basically just crudely tapes a walkie-talkie to the back of a monster action figure) to trick Ed into doing increasingly stupid tasks has got to be, in This Troper's opinion, one of the funniest moments in the entire series.
  Eddy: Approach me mortal, for I am the great Baron O' Beef Dip!
  Ed: (Confused) Baron O' Beef Dip?
  Eddy: Is there an echo in here?
  • Baron O' Bee...I mean, Eddy commanding Ed to eat his mattress is the funniest bit in that sequence, especially when Ed responds with an enthusiastic "YUM!"
    • Seconds later, Edd walks into the room, and is horrified to discover that Ed had somehow unhinged his own jaw and is actually swallowing his mattress whole!
  Edd: (comes in with the rocket Ed 'fired' lodged in his ear) "Ed, I believe this is your-GOOD LORD, MAN!"
  Ed: (Eating the mattress, and finishes as Double D shakes in fear of seeing things he rather not see, and somehow manages to digest the whole thing into his stomach, and retaining his original form shortly thereafter) "That hit the spot!
  Edd: "Ed, what have I told you about the needless taxing of one's digestive system?"

  • "Wolf down the non-believer!"
• The bit from "Dear Ed", where Ed falls down the stairs like a rag doll and Johnny remarks "Wow, Ed, you go down the stairs just like Plank!"
  • The bit earlier in that episode with Ed reading the cue cards was even better.
  Ed: Sit down and say "Hello, Johnny".
  Johnny: Hello?
  Ed: Ask him how... he is.
  Edd: "How are you", "How are you"!
  Ed: I'm fine, thanks. Okay, a little hungry.
  • Ed's baby picture◊. 'Nuff said.
• The ENTIRE episode in which the Eds make a tree-house is full of this. However, Eddy's deadpan remark regarding Ed's safety has got to be the cherry on top-
  Eddy: (Hands Ed a helmet) Put this on. It'll protect your head... from what, I don't know.
  • EVERYTHING Ed says in the episode. Or at all, really, but especially in this episode.
• How about when the kids start breaking all the rules in "Stop, Look, and Ed"? Funniest moment? Jonny streaking with Plank strategically placed over his privates.
  Jonny: Feel the wind, Plank!
  • Also this moment:
  Ed: (♪ thwack ♪ thwack ♪ thwack ♪ thwack ♪) I'm a woodpecker (♪ thwack ♪ thwack ♪ thwack) 'Cept with dirt.
• Robbin' Ed. All of it. From Edd's Bad Bad Acting in the "infomercial" for the Thing-a-ma-jig to Jonny's superhero alter-ego Captain Melonhead being saved from getting dunked in gravy by Ed (AKA "Average Joe").
  Edd: Hold your horses! This butt's been used!
• The entirety of "Eds-aggerate", especially the part with Ed interrupting Edd yet again by showing that he has a bone in his ear canal.
  Ed: I found a bone! Cool, huh?
• "Luck of the Ed" has the following moments:
  Ed: Well, I was walking down the sidewalk, carrying Eddy's box, when I saw a bug. Hello, bug! I followed the little dickens to this tree, see? And I hit my head on that branch! (hits head on branch) Nope, sorry. It was this one. (hits head on another branch) Then, I gazed at the stars.
  Edd: Ed? Please don't do that.
  Eddy: C'mon, we're wasting time! Where'd ya hide the magazines, Ed?
  Ed: Here we go... (pulls out a rubber chicken) ... a rubber chicken. (throws chicken) "Hide the box, hide the box", I said... (trips on rubber chicken) ... but then I tripped; hanging onto my pal's box of magazines for dear life! (falls over) I fell, and slid into a sewer.
  Eddy: A SEWER?! My magazines are in the sewer?!
  Edd: Seems appropriate. You do realize that if your magazines are in that sewer, they'll be totally illegible; the text smeared by the damp sludge.
  (Beat)
  Eddy: IT'S THE PICTURES I'M WORRIED ABOUT!
  • The following scene where they examine Ed.
    Eddy: What's with the glass?
    Edd: Eddy, please don't interrupt. (take out a cupcake) Now Ed, do you see what I see?
    (Beat)
    Ed: CUPCAKE!
    Eddy: So what's with the cupcake?!
    Edd: Patience, please!
    (Edd places the cupcake on the glass and Ed wolfs it down. Edd then sandwiches Ed's head between two slides of glass)
    Eddy: What's with Ed's face?!
    Edd: Will you just let me do this, Eddy?!
    • Which follows with the disgusting things that Edd sees in Ed's hair.
    Edd: *exasperated* Ed, there's a new invention called "soap," have you heard of it?
  • "The number you are dialing is not in service."
  • The "My bike!" "The magazines!" "Hat, please!" and "Eyebrow" argument.
    Ed: (After Eddy stole his eyebrow) But Eddy, I can't make funny faces without that!
    • Even better in the Mexican dub, where Ed says instead: "Eddy! I can't make Anime faces without that eyebrow!".
• Yet another Ed moment, from "Boys Will Be Eds": the boys (most of them, anyway) are thinking about Nazz. Ed's thoughts?
  Ed: (thinking) Hello? Echo! My name is Ed!
• Ed using a vacuum to suck up his baby sister Sarah's snot in "Is There An Ed In The House?".
  • For about 10-15 seconds, no less.
• "An Ed Is Born", the one where the boys are making a video to send to Eddy's brother, is CMOF in its entirety.
  Edd: Sorry, Eddy, the 'planet baron' story threw me off.
  • The scene where Ed eats the camera is the icing on that cake of hilarity.
  Ed: Man the helms! Dive! Dive!
  • "Are you stealing Rolf's soul with your filmbox?"
• "Ed... Pass It On" has Ed as a roast turkey. Naked.◊
  Jonny: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!!
  Edd: Ed, you were supposed to use a REAL TURKEY!!!
  Ed: Stuffing, anybody?
  Eddy: Idiot.
  • Later, Kevin sees the Eds setting up for a fake welcome-home party for Eddy's brother
  Kevin: What's with the balloons; you dorks getting married? To each other?
• "Who's Minding the Ed?" had this (yes, it's yet ANOTHER Ed moment):
  Ed: Ski party a go-go! *Ed and Rolf's animals are on a sled, going down the stairs to Ed's room, Victor bleats* Hot cocoa and potato salad! Who's with me?!
  • In the same vein at the end of "Too Smart For His Own Ed:"
  Ed: Cookies at my house, Double-D! With lots of mayonnaise!
  Edd: That's... not really necessary, Ed.
• This hilarious exchange from "Mirror, Mirror on the Ed":
  Edd: Now what?
  Eddy: I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
  Ed: Can I think?
  Edd and Eddy: NO!
  • Your Mileage May Vary, but the scene JUST before that always cracks me up.
  Edd: Um, guys?
  Eddy: What?
  Edd: (Points) IMPROBABLE ALERT!
  Eddy: (Looks, down, then runs away) AAHH!
  Edd and Eddy: Come back, Ed!
  Ed: (STILL floating) I can jump it, guys.
  Edd and Eddy: No, Ed! *both grab him*
  • The Eds playing Truth or Dare later in the episode becomes absolutely hilarious when Ed gives Eddy the most nonsensical dare ever.
  Ed: Ok, Eddy, I dare you to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" through a car wash!
  Double D: Ed, try a more reasonable dare.

  • Before that, Ed takes the first turn and actually spins himself instead of the bottle.
  Ed: Okay, my turn to spin! *quite literally*

  • Eddy's attempts at talking like Edd:
  "Oh, the insanitary! My skinny arms cannot move the weight! Oh, I know, I'll move it with my brain!"
  
  "Pardon me, Eddy, may I fuel-inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals!"
  Edd: Uh-oh, a fence. (runs into it) Gravy!
  Ed: Aw, c'mon, Double-Dee, I don't say "gravy" all the time
  Edd: Buttered toast, then.
• In "Ed, Ed and Away", Ed manages to make Eddy fly by pulling on a strap on Eddy's pants, causing his hair to spin like a helicopter. Edd's reaction is the funniest part:
  Edd: Remind me to ask how you did that Ed...
  • Also, in the same episode, all three Eds are chasing after a balloon as they run through Rolf's farm and plow through several animals... Except for a cow which promptly falls on top of Rolf.
  Rolf: Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pockets...
  • And again, from the same episode and sequence:
  Edd: We'd have to sprout wings to reach it at that height!
  Ed: Fly, Double-D, fly! *throws Edd*
  Nazz: *walks by* Hey, guys, whatcha doin'?
  Ed: Fly, Nazz, fly! *throws Nazz*
  Eddy: "She didn't even make a grab for it!
  • Then, after the balloon pops...
  Ed: Float, little friend, float. *tosses balloon*
  • The whole episode, really. Gets even better when you realize that the show managed to make a funny and entertaining episode about chasing a balloon.
• The entire episode 'They Call Him Mr. Ed', including the gratuitous use of the word "up", Ed's cardboard elevator, and Edd and Eddy's reactions to espresso:
  Edd: Well that was an upturn for the worse.
  Eddy: I almost upchucked!
  • The bid where Ed carries something into the homemade elevator cartoon-style with two of him at both ends and the part where he runs into the invisible barrier Double D set up before! Cartoon logic at it's best, folks!
  Ed: Forgot about the wall...
  • Ed's Dungeon Bypass at the beginning of the episode.
  Edd: Ed... Not that you'd understand the geometry involved in such an endeavor, but... That isn't how you go "through" a maze!
  Ed: Hang on, Double-D, I'll think of something.
• In "Cry Ed", Eddy tries to injure himself to get the kids to worry about him and not Jimmy. To do so, he prompts Edd to punch him, but Edd refuses to do so. Eddy taunts Edd for being chicken. Ed looks at this exchange with confusion, then smiles with an idea before walking off. Later, a shadow casts over Eddy and Ed, which prompts this little dialogue:
  Ed: (Holding an entire house over them) Here, Eddy! Lots of hurt, hold the onions.
  Edd: (Completely and rationally freaks out) OKAY FINE I'M A CHICKEN! (quickly runs away)
  Eddy: (dumbfounded) Um... Ed? (Ed drops the house on Eddy)
  Edd: ED! What in heaven's name were you thinking?!
  Ed: (proudly) Absolutely nothing, Double D.
• The bit in "Quick Shot Ed" where Rolf fell into his own sausage machine and got turned into a giant hot dog, which prompts him to freak out, going, "I am a wiener!"
  Ed: You are Rolf!
• From "Laugh, Ed, Laugh", Eddy using Ed as a shovel while Ed gleefully chants "Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole..."
  • The entire episode qualifies, from Eddy going nuts, to Ed's explanation on why the kids weren't outside....
  Ed: The kids entered a wormhole and were spewed into a alternate universe! Simple!
  Eddy: You're simple.
  • Double-D locks Eddy in a shed, and tells Ed to hide the key "discretely." Ed promptly places the key between two slices of bread and begins chewing on it. Then Eddy asks what happened to the key.
  Ed: I ate it! Discretely.
  • How about the scene where Ed and Edd wear Jonny and Plank masks to trick Eddy?
  Eddy: (after Ed's Jonny mask falls off) Jonny, you dropped your face. I'll buy you a new one! (runs away)
  *** Notice the look on Ed's face afterwards.
• When Eddy gets a pimple. Rolf tries to help him, and manages to get rid of the zit... but Eddy ends up with his head shrunk to the size of a cherry!
  Eddy: You're a quack! Quack, quack, quack!
  Rolf: I am not a duck! I am Rolf!
• And of course "Three Squares and an Ed", where Ed is grounded and his parents removed the stairs just to keep him from sneaking out of his room. Edd says, in a perfectly deadpan voice, exactly what we were all thinking:
  Edd: That's... disturbing..
  • The first time we get to actually see Ed as a monster is the best though, when he bursts through the door:
  Monster Ed: RHAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
  Eddy: Nice entrance!
  • Eddy finds Ed's act absolutely hilarious till the end:
  Eddy: *smugly* What? No skin off my bones! *Ed nearly snaps his head off* HE WANTS THE SKIN OFF MY BONES, DOUBLE-D!!!
• The entire episode "Sorry, Wrong Ed" (the one with the cursed phone). Probably the highlight of that episode is Eddy answering the telephone only to have a RUNAWAY ICE CREAM CART crash through his room, hit the wall, flying up and hit the ceiling, and then land on Eddy, all the while playing a tinkly version of the Mexican Hat Dance music. Ed's reaction doesn't help either.
  Ed: *picks up phone* Eddy's in pain now, he'll have to call ya back! ''*hangs up*
  • Of course, when Eddy is glad to be rid of the curse phone after giving it to Johnny, Double D snaps...
  Edd: Telephones aren't cursed, Eddy! THEY'RE PLASTIC! (calms himself down) Calm down Double D, think ocean waves, sea mammals, arias…
  Ed: (bewildered) Was that your dark side, Double D?
• Double-D uses some Big Words...
  Edd: We're constrained by the intimacy of our situation.
  Eddy: ''And you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
• Eddy used the Wheel o' Feet trope as a weapon in "One Plus One Equals Ed". He started running in place, making said wheel, but before he ran off, he jumps out of it and sticks Sarah into it, sending her running off into the distance.
  • From the same episode... COTTON GRAVY!
  • And Eddy's nonchalant reaction to Rolf suddenly sprouting extra heads.
  Eddy: A three-headed Rolf... yawn.
  • Eddy making Jimmy melt by stealing his outline: "Fate has dealt a cruel hand...darn it!" Even better, later...
  Sarah: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO JIMMY! (holds up a pitcher full of Jimmy)
  Jimmy: Don't spill me!
  • The whole episode.
    • It's a BLAM Episode, and it just...works.
• This bit from "Dueling Eds":
  Eddy: (to Edd) What's your problem?
  Ed: It's his hat, Eddy. He always wears it, and he talks forever about stuff! Not to mention his obsession with cleanliness, big problem.
• The cupcakes conversation, especially when Eddy says this:
  Eddy: Nope. No cupcakes.
• And how could we forget the epic duel between Eddy and Rolf? With dead fish? Which came with its own scenic dark clouds shading?
  Edd: "Oh dear, I believe Rolf's customs are costing a frightening budget.
  Eddy: "G-geez Rolf, I-I'm sorry, ok?"
  Rolf: "If this is true, have you brought the Cupcakes of Sorriness?
  Eddy: ((looks back to Ed and Double D, who both shrug) "Uh... no?" (''Rolf starts to whack Eddy ***less with his fish'')
  Edd: HAS ROLF GONE INSANE?!
  Ed: Come on, Eddy!
  Eddy: Geez, Rolf, aren't you tired yet? *whack*
  Kevin: (recording the battle, smug): Dorky's not even putting up a fight!
  Eddy: Geez Rolf, I said I was-*WHACK, falls on the log*-soorrry...
  • "What could be more important than Master Eddy?" "COOKIE DOUGH!"
  Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum!
• A frustrated Edd telling Ed and Eddy what an acorn becomes in "Dim Lit Ed".
  Edd: (cheerfully) "I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be..." (angrily) A TREE! Acorn... BECOMES A TREE! Acorn... BECOMES TREE! Acorn... TREE!
  Eddy: (to Ed as Double D rants) "This is gonna take-"
  Sarah: (reading list with Jimmy elsewhere) "-forever, Jimmy."
  • Right before, Ed presents a watermelon for his answer to Double-D's question.
  Ed: Jawbreaker, please!
  Edd: Ed, why would a watermelon want to be a tree?
  Ed and Eddy: Jawbreaker, please!
• In "Home Cooked Eds", Eddy crashes Rolf's tractor... and Ed lectures him on how he could have done better.

  Eddy: Woohoo! Demolition derby, boys! Cool crash, huh Ed?
  Ed: I've seen better, Eddy.
  Eddy: What?
  Ed: Look, the tractor is still intact. You could have done a lot more with the tree. And you've hardly wrecked Kevin's fence. And the steering wheel should be rammed over your head, *puts his head through steering wheel* like so.
  Eddy: (sarcastically) Oh, excuse me! I'm such a hack!

  • In the same vein:
    Eddy: They're wreckin' my house!
    Ed: Amateurs, Eddy, don't make me laugh.
  • There's also the multiple times Ed misses a chance to do something Ed-like:
    Edd: (while Eddy's crashing Rolf's tractor) That's really something I'd expect from you, Ed.
    Ed: *tractor crashes* It's really something I wanted to do, Double-D...
    Later...
    Eddy: (to the Kankers messing with his fish tank) Get away from my fish tank!
    Edd: (filming it) Um, Eddy, please, I'm trying to get a good shot.
    Eddy: A good shot? Double-D, that's something I'd expect from Ed!
    Ed: That again is something I really wanted to do...
    • And the time he finally gets to do what he wanted:
    Ed: (helping to fake bad weather to get the Kankers to leave) I got the debris, Eddy! I wanted to do this...
    • And the icing on top:
    Eddy: (cleaning his furniture) Filthy, filthy, filthy...
    Ed: That's something I'd expect from Double-D, Eddy.
    Eddy: Don't remind me...
  • On the topic of the fake hurricane, Jimmy's cameo.
    Jimmy: My thighs! They're burning!
• Edd gets his best moments in "Scrambled Ed", when his sleep-deprived mumblings cause the river to block up and eventually flood the whole cul-de-sac. The best, when Rolf's farm is overrun with lobsters (already an effect of the Eds' scam gone wrong):
  Edd: ...hot wax for cleaner, more manageable follicles...
  • And Rolf's follow up, later in the episode, which is probably the best advice ever from a cartoon:
  Rolf: Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters... thank you.

  • The funniest part is the COMPLETELY calm demeanor with which he delivers the line... while covered in hot wax and angry lobsters.
  • From the same episode, after Eddy interprets Edd's mumblings as a sign that they need sponges, Ed says they can find them at his place. He then pulls back a portion of his bathroom wall ("Shh. The walls have ears. Follow me") to reveal a gigantic collection of sponges ("IT'S THE MOTHER LOAD!!!"). Meanwhile, Edd sees Ed's bed, pulls back the covers... and promptly decides "not if it was the last bed on Earth."
• Ed sinking into the quicksand in The Movie. Just before he's about to go under, he sings out, "To all the girls I've loved before..."
  • After Eddy's brother makes his first appearance and greets Eddy with "still the trouble-making Eddy I see..." Ed suddenly makes himself known with the following phrase:
  Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese. *smiles goofily and Eddy and his brother just exchange a confused glance*

  • Next Edd tries to introduce himself to Eddy's brother but gets nervous and falls over. Eddy's brother laughs at the sight:
  Eddy's Brother: Why's your girlfriend *referring to Edd* wearing a sock on her head?
  Eddy: (Beat) Girlfriend...?
  • At the end of The Movie Jonny disguised as Captain Melonhead arrives, and attacks the Eds, only to get beat up by the rest of the kids in the Cul-de-sac, who have come to like them.
  Edd: "In case of movie break glass?!"
  Eddy: "BINGO!" *breaks glass, pulls out...* "...A peanut?"
  Ed: (looks at it closely) "Wow! Cheap movie!"
  • When the Eds are in the desert while riding in Eddy's bro's car.
  Eddy: Those chumps'll never catch us now!
  (The car crashes into a huge rock flipping the rock over. The car the explodes!)
• Eddy on strike in "Will Work For Ed" is pure hilarity... especially this exchange-
  Eddy: Rolf's a jerk! Ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk! Ain't gonna work! Rolf's a jerk!-
  Jonny: WE HATE BROCCOLI!
  Eddy: (Beat) Ain't gonna work!
  • Which has nothing compared to Ed getting ready for work and at first getting in the car!
    Edd: Ed, no! You're too young to drive!
• The following from the end of "Once Upon An Ed":
  Eddy: (To Ed, in an annoyed fashion) I got a CRAMP listening to you.
  • From the same episode:
  Edd: (hears a sound) What was that? Did you hear it? I don't have a good feeling about this!
  Ed: I don't have any feeling at all!
• The episode where the Eds are trying to remove a quarter stuck to the sidewalk held there by Jonny's used gum. One of the best parts is the end, where the Eds are all standing shoe-less in the bottom of a deep pit. Eddy realizes this fact and starts chasing Ed, who has everyone's shoes. Best part is Ed's little limerick:
  Ed: What can ya do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul/sole?
• In "Little Ed Blue", when Double D and Eddy try to cheer up Ed with a puppet show (using Ed's toys), Ed pulls the string on one of the toys and unleashes a massive flame, burning off the top of their puppet stand. Eddy, in complete amazement, says:
  Eddy: Nice toy...
  • Edd trying to cheer Ed up by making him blow out a candle, which, for some reason, is on a roast chicken instead of a cake.
• How has the Halloween episode not been mentioned yet? To summarize: Ed + Brain Rotting stream of B Movies + Halloween = Hilarity
  Eddy: Brain? WHAT BRAIN?!
• The following (I forget what episode it's from though):
  (Eddy notices Sarah approaching)
  Eddy: SARAH AHEAD!!
  (Sarah is seen, angrily heading toward Ed and Eddy)
  Ed: Sarah no good for Ed, Eddy!
  • That's from Mission Ed-Possible. Also, from that same episode:
  Ed: "...dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a-" *WHACK*
  Eddy: "YOU SHOULD-A DUG DEEPER!" *squashed by a falling Ed*
• Come on guys, really?! The episode when the Eds are trying to get the free jawbreakers has this little bit of Fourth Wall breaking gold?
  Double D: *Currently driving a scooter made entirely out of junk and refuse notices the Kankers in their way* Ed...Eddy...BLOCKADE!
  Lee: Hey look, its our husbands!
  Marie: Just in time to play house!
  Eddy: KANKERS!
  Ed: * The camera is SO close to his face that only his eyes, nose and mouth are visible* EXTREME CLOSEUP!
  • You're forgetting the best part. As they are about to claim victory and get their free jawbreakers.........EPIC CHICKEN DRIVE!
  Ed: Ch-ch-ch-ch-CHICKENS!
  Eddy: DON'T LOOK AT 'EM ED!
• The argument over Ed's "lucky cheese chunk" and Edd's hat in "Thick as an Ed": "Stinky hat!"
  • "Odiferous Curd Coat!"
    • "Stinky hat!"
    • "Rancid Roquefort Wrap!!!"
    • "Stinky hat!"
    • "Pungent Parmesean Pocket!!!"
    • "Oh yeah?! Stinky hat!"
    • "Coat of Cantankerous Camembert!!!"
    • "STINKY HAT!!!"
    • Eddy: "SHUT UP!! BOTH OF YOU!!"
• From "Ed in the Bush", after Edd complains about having to leave his provisions behind during a hike:
  Eddy: What's that? I think it's the sound of NO ONE CARING!
• Every second of "Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed" and possibly "Eeney Meeney Miney Ed."
• "Keeping Up With The Eds," in which they mow Double-D's lawn.
  • ATTACK THE WIBBLES!!
• In "Ed or Tails", Ed mails in a coupon for free jawbreakers, but only gets two. When Eddy asks him if he sees the problem of having two jawbreakers for three people, Ed does nothing but stare at the package all day and all night (while holding Edd & Eddy in his arms - both fell asleep, of course) before coming to a conclusion:
  Ed: We are three, and you are two!
  Eddy: *to Edd* Should we tell him?
  Edd: He's a big boy, Eddy.
  • After Jonny accidentally consumes one jawbreaker (and Plank), Rolf devises a race to decide who should get the other one. Eddy of course cheats the whole way, starting with tying Ed's shoelaces together. The whole way, Ed tries distracting Eddy with something stupid ("Oh Eddy... it's Rolf!"). When Eddy is about to claim victory:
  Ed: Oh, Eddy!
  Eddy: Ed, shut up.
  Cut to see Ed has simply bypassed the obstacle course and grabbed the jawbreaker
  Rolf: The simple Ed-boy is winner!
  • "Eddy! That's my jawbreaker!"◊
• From "Cry Ed", the talk about where Eddy got his (fake) injuries:
  Eddy: It was horrible! *coughs* It came from nowhere! Did I mention it was horrible?
  Ed: Horrible, it was... a giant Swedish meatball with a blood-curdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling ground-chuck! Om nom nom...
  Edd: ...Please.
  Rolf: Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night...
  • Edd's expression just before his line in that exchange.
  • From that same episode:
  Ed: FOOLS! As it is my turn to ride the cluck-ball! Look up my nose and see your future.

  • Again, Edd's expression.
• The entirety of the episode "Pain in the Ed", where Ed's mum forces him to practice the violin, which he does with disastrous results. Eddy repeatedly tries to destroy the violin while Double D tries to stop him, all the while they have to deal with Jimmy spying on them for Sarah.
• Subtle, but always cracks this troper up - the beginning of "Sir Ed-A-Lot", where Eddy is cleaning and hanging around a fancy car. Multiple scenes involving the kids from the cul-de-sac being impressed show up, until Double D comes and asks "Whose car is this, Eddy?" to which Eddy simply responds "Beats me!"
• The static electricity demonstration at the beginning of "Every Which Way But Ed":
  Ed: Zappity Zap Zap!
  • Eventually leading to:
  *Explosion at Edd's house*
  Ed: Tag, you're it!
  *Edd falls over backwards*
• Johnny's reaction to rabbits overrunning the cul-de-sac in the last act of "Flea Bitten Ed".
  Johnny: I told you bunnies would take over the world, and they have! Lucky we prepared for this day, huh Plank?
• Two words. "Pink belly!"
• This line from "For Your Ed Only":
  Ed: Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say, "Not now, I just got home from work!"
  • Or this one from "Cool Hand Ed":
  Ed: The school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will just SIT THERE AND WATCH TV!!!
• As Eddy prepares for his new school photo:
  Ed: Make-up! (Slams a chalk eraser against Eddy's face)
  • "Self-portrait!"
  • Not to mention Double D's dialogue in this particular exchange:
  "Oh come now, Eddy. I'm sure it's not that bad." (Sees Eddy's gag photo and cringes) "Isn't your mother near-sighted?"
  • And Double D's realization that he impersonated the Principal.
  Eddy: Not only that, but I got in trouble for impersonating the Principal. I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER DOING THAT! (Double D looks nervous)
• When the Eds stumble upon Double D's ancestral fruitcake in "Fa, La, La, La, Ed":
  Edd: For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!
  (Ed pokes Double D's head and rewinds his speech)
  Edd: For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!
  (Ed rewinds Double D again)
  Edd: ...Every Christmas!
  (Ed runs up to Eddy and headbutts him in the process)
  Ed: Christmas, Eddy!!
• In "Stiff Upper Ed", Eddy tries to scheme a way into Sarah's "Rich Club", and Edd suggests they dress like grandparents because "Grandparents are rich in experience, and have a wealth of knowledge." Even Ed sees how ridiculous that plan is:
  Ed: Oh, oh, let me, Eddy! (turns to Edd) That is stupid, Double-D.
  • One of their schemes is a fake cardboard yacht... which they manage to wreck, whereupon it proceeds to "sink" back behind the fence.
• Skeleton Ed in the Valentine's Day special.
  Ed: Boy, I'm parched!
• The fake driving exam from "Is There an Ed In the House?":
  Eddy: Ed, you're the motor.
  Ed: I have achieved greatness!
  • "Brake! BRAKE!" "What brake?"
  • Jimmy and Ed's dueling bedtime stories. Jimmy tries to read "Silly Jilly", and Ed tries to read one of his sci-fi comics:
  Jimmy: Silly Little Jilly frolicked in the daisies...
  Ed: ...spewing slime from its tentacles...
  Jimmy: "I'm so silly", said Jilly...
  Ed: As Zorbo sucked his brains...
• The sound effects whenever someone crashes. A loud noise coupled with animal sounds (such as sheep "bleating" or cows "mooing" somehow makes it funnier.
  • In general the show's sound effects make things funnier. This troperette's favourites are Ed's ape-like sounds (see below) and animal sounds in general.
• The ape-like grunting that's used for Ed doing... Whatever.
• In another episode, Edd and Eddy are searching through Ed's room and Eddy finds a magazine called Chicks Galore. He gleefully remarks "Ed's been holding out on us!", only to discover that the magazine is full of pictures of baby chickens.
  Edd: I didn't even know they had magazines like that.
• The ending to "Dueling Eds", with Ed having an... odd allergic reaction to Rolfs "forgiveness eels".
  Eddy "FISH FACE!!!" D8
• In Like Ed: Ed as the Claw with a Hanger!!
  • Also, a later scene when ed tries his own way of getting into Jimmy's party. He uses a grappling hook from a nearby tree and slides over using his tongue only to slam into Jimmy's house HARD. It was enough to leave an imprint in the wall for him AND the claw!
  Kevin "I think Big Ed's found his calling in life." (Cut to Ed being a bird bath).
• "Wow, China! Just like in the cartoons!"
• The entire Club-house building montage in "Vert-Ed-Go." Ed, being scared of heights, needed an engine powered pump to get him up the tree. However, he kept falling down with the proceeding shot of him being lifted with a chunk of the ground in his hands. Then at the end, Eddy notices Ed wearing his helmet on his butt.
  Eddy: Ed, why's the helmet tied to your butt?
• The En-o-gee drink selling scene from "Over Your Ed" had this hilarious exchange.
  Eddy: *In a deadpan tone* Ladies and gentlemen.
  Ed: Ladies and gentlemen!!
  Eddy: Come buy a delicious.
  Ed: Come buy a deciduous, um...
  Eddy: En-o-gee drink.
  Ed: Hello!
  • Then after Ed screws it up with predictable results, there's Eddy's response.
  Eddy: Ed! What do you have to say for yourself!?
  Ed: Drink, mister?
• Near the climax of "If It Smells Like An Ed," a mysterious culprit has left a trail of gumdrops to lure the Eds to his location. Eddy and Edd naturally chase the trail to clear their names, while Ed eats every single one in the way and the ground under them, until he comes upon a log crossing a stream. Cut back to Edd and Eddy for a few minutes, and then back to Ed, shaped like a log and licking his fingers.
• Anything Ed says or does is one of these, really.
• Edd: Oh my...Ed, there's a new invention called SOAP. Have you heard of it?!
• Once again, Ed shines us with this golden moment from "1 + 1 = Ed".
  Ed: <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge> <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge> <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge> <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge> <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge> <Opens fridge> Hello, light! <Closes fridge>