Characters: Sandra and Woo

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    Main Characters 

Sandra North

The protagonist of the series. Sandra is a typical middle school girl with a pet talking raccoon. She does have a bit of an egotistical side; she likes dressing up as "The Empress of Northia" and addressing her stuffed animal "subjects".

Woo

Sandra's pet raccoon. Sandra rescued him from an abusive owner, and he's lived with her since. He seems to divide his time between living with Sandra and exploring the woods with his animal friends.

Cloud Williams

Sandra's best friend and later boyfriend. Though he seems nonthreatening and sweet tempered, he's actually much stronger than his outward appearance would have you believe.

Larisa Korolev

One of Sandra's best friends, Larisa has a strong mischievous streak. She likes to tease Sandra, flirt with Cloud, and generally cause trouble. However, there are hints of a darker side to her personality.

Landon Hill

Larisa's new boyfriend, whose advent does much to break up Larisa's flirting with Cloud's habit.
  • A Day in the Limelight: Landon gets an arc focused on issues related to his relationship with Larisa and his mother disapproving it.
  • Adorkable: He's a nerdy, sweet guy who does everything he can to make his girlfriend happy.
  • Crush Blush: Unsurprising, given Larisa's forthright manner.
  • Dating What Mommy Hates: Landon's mother is very against his relation with Larisa, since Harriet is a very strict and religious person. After Larisa's visit, she's convinced the girl is actually a witch and just lets them date to keep Landon from becoming gay and as long as Larisa remains away from her. Ironically, Landon's dad seems OK with her.
  • Deadpan Snarker: He has his moments.
    Call me a naysayer, but I don't think it's possible to learn geometry through osmosis with a math book.
  • Heroic BSOD: The guy literally has one when Larisa said that she would be ready in 10 seconds for them to take their relationship to the next level.
  • Nerds Are Sexy: Larisa certainly thinks so.
  • Promoted to Love Interest: He was just a background character until he helped Larisa studing for an important test when no one else did. Larisa started to date him afterwards.
  • Promoted To Opening Credits: Still not as prominent as Sandra, Larisa, and Cloud, but is the most-shown child after those three.
  • Satellite Love Interest: Rare Male Example. We still don't get a strip showing Landon without Larisa and/or in a situation that doesn't involve her.
  • Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: The savvy guy to Larisa (over)energetic girl.
  • Uptight Loves Wild: Kinda of an inversion as it was Larisa who started the relationship, but still applies.

Zoey Irwin

One of Sandra's classmates and Larisa's enemy. Best friends with Michelle, who she is later shown to be in love with.

Michelle

One of Sandra's classmates. She has a huge crush on Cloud, which generally shows itself as jealousy. Best friends with Zoey.

  • Ascended Extra: Thanks to Zoey's A Day In The Lime Light as well as more focus over all, Michelle to has received more focus.
  • Alpha Bitch: Like Zoey, she is a popular girl whose majority of appearances are of her insulting Sandra or Larisa.
  • Closet Key: To Zoey.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: She is incredibly jealous of Sandra's relationship with Cloud.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While pretty much all of her appearances have been of her insulting Sandra or Larisa, she tries to help Larisa and Landon's relationship.
  • Those Two Girls: Its not often that she wont be seen with Zoey at her side.
  • Unrequited Love: To say she has no chance with Cloud is something of an understatement.

Yuna Williams

Cloud's younger sister. An adorable, smart, but annoying kid.

    Parents 

Sandra's father

A single father raising Sandra since his wife died two years prior to the series. His real name is Richard North.

Cloud's parents

Both huge nerds, even going so far as naming their children after Final Fantasy characters. Cloud's mother is a former Burmese rebel. Their names are David and Ye Thuza Williams.

Larisa's Mom

Larisa's much put upon mother. Her real name is Jelena Korolev.
  • Parental Neglect: Mild example, Larisa's behavior has driven her to the point where she doesn't care as long as Larisa's still a virgin.

Larisa's Dad

A painter of works Larisa finds very depressing. His first name is Ivan Korolev.

    Woodland Creatures 

Shadow


Sid

Woo's squirrel friend. Has to occasionally avoid being eaten by Shadow and Woo.

Lily

Woo's girlfriend.

Butterfly

A racoon celebrity, famous for being able to climb higher than any other racoon.

    Other 

Dorothy Cambridge

A "moral police" member who becomes the biology teacher in Sandra's school.
  • Expy: To Dolores Umbridge, naturally.
  • Does Not Like Men: Cloud describes her as a men-hater while talking with his mother.
  • Henpecked Husband: Variation. Her husband is supportive to her hardcore feminism and he's seems to have no problem with her being the one wearing the pants in the relationship. He even asks her if he can make her a sandwich.
  • Killed Off for Real: May be the case, though she just disappeared with a "Puff".
  • Straw Feminist: In her introduction, she takes over the former biology teacher (who's dragged off the classroom by two female masked thugs) for teaching women are statistically less smart than men; she then proceeds to shut close all men' bathrooms while calling females the "better sex", give extra points to girls, despite boys' answer being the very same and forcing the boys to wear skirts as uniforms, all while preaching about gender equality with actions that clearly favorite the girls. In her last appearance, she goes as far as to state that gender equality can only be achieved by castrating all men.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: She just disappeared after going into a room. Puff. She has never been mentioned or acknowledged since then.

Luna Herrera

One of Sandra's classmates, who just came from Camden, New Jersey after some troubles with local folks.

Melody Crawford

One of Richard North's new coworkers, and head of the graphics programming department. She and him seem to disagree on just about everything, particularly when it comes to the esoterica of computer science.