Characters: Sandra and Woo

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Sandra North

The protagonist of the series. Sandra is a typical middle school girl with a pet talking raccoon. She does have a bit of an egotistical side; she likes dressing up as "The Empress of Northia" and addressing her stuffed animal "subjects".


Sandra's pet raccoon. Sandra rescued him from an abusive owner, and he's lived with her since. He seems to divide his time between living with Sandra and exploring the woods with his animal friends.

Cloud Williams

Sandra's best friend and later boyfriend. Though he seems nonthreatening and sweet tempered, he's actually much stronger than his outward appearance would have you believe.

Larisa Korolev

One of Sandra's best friends, Larisa has a strong mischievous streak. She likes to tease Sandra, flirt with Cloud, and generally cause trouble. However, there are hints of a darker side to her personality.

Landon Hill

Larisa's new boyfriend, whose advent does much to break up Larisa's flirting with Cloud's habit.

Zoey Irwin

One of Sandra's classmates and Larisa's enemy. Best friends with Michelle, who she is later shown to be in love with.


One of Sandra's classmates. She has a huge crush on Cloud, which generally shows itself as jealousy. Best friends with Zoey.

  • Ascended Extra: Thanks to Zoey's A Day In The Lime Light as well as more focus over all, Michelle to has received more focus.
  • Alpha Bitch: Like Zoey, she is a popular girl whose majority of appearances are of her insulting Sandra or Larisa.
  • Closet Key: To Zoey.
  • Green-Eyed Monster: She is incredibly jealous of Sandra's relationship with Cloud.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While pretty much all of her appearances have been of her insulting Sandra or Larisa, she tries to help Larisa and Landon's relationship.
  • Those Two Girls: Its not often that she wont be seen with Zoey at her side.
  • Unrequited Love: To say she has no chance with Cloud is something of an understatement.

Yuna Williams

Cloud's younger sister. An adorable, smart, but annoying kid.


Sandra's father

A single father raising Sandra since his wife died two years prior to the series. His real name is Richard North.

Cloud's parents

Both huge nerds, even going so far as naming their children after Final Fantasy characters. Cloud's mother is a former Burmese rebel. Their names are David and Ye Thuza Williams.

Larisa's Mom

Larisa's much put upon mother. Her real name is Jelena Korolev.
  • Parental Neglect: Mild example, Larisa's behavior has driven her to the point where she doesn't care as long as Larisa's still a virgin.

Larisa's Dad

A painter of works Larisa finds very depressing. His first name is Ivan Korolev.

    Woodland Creatures 



Woo's squirrel friend. Has to occasionally avoid being eaten by Shadow and Woo.


Woo's girlfriend.


A racoon celebrity, famous for being able to climb higher than any other racoon.


Dorothy Cambridge

A "moral police" member who becomes the biology teacher in Sandra's school.
  • Expy: To Dolores Umbridge, naturally.
  • Does Not Like Men: Cloud describes her as a men-hater while talking with his mother.
  • Henpecked Husband: Variation. Her husband is supportive to her hardcore feminism and he's seems to have no problem with her being the one wearing the pants in the relationship. He even asks her if he can make her a sandwich.
  • Killed Off for Real: May be the case, though she just disappeared with a "Puff".
  • Straw Feminist: In her introduction, she takes over the former biology teacher (who's dragged off the classroom by two female masked thugs) for teaching women are statistically less smart than men; she then proceeds to shut close all men' bathrooms while calling females the "better sex", give extra points to girls, despite boys' answer being the very same and forcing the boys to wear skirts as uniforms, all while preaching about gender equality with actions that clearly favorite the girls. In her last appearance, she goes as far as to state that gender equality can only be achieved by castrating all men.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: She just disappeared after going into a room. Puff.

Luna Herrera

One of Sandra's classmates, who just came from Camden, New Jersey after some troubles with local folks.

  • Book Dumb: She's not very good at factorizing. How bad she is? She get to traumatize her former teacher and after some help and 20 terms, Sandra just got one nervious breakdown.
  • The Caretaker: She looks after her dad now that he fell into a deep depression after a robbery and his wife's murder.
  • Limited Wardrobe: She doesn't have that much clothes and gets chewed by Zoey as a result.
  • Missing Mom: Her mom was killed by a crackhead.
  • The Pollyanna: Despite coming from a city where murder is considered a cause of natural death, she considered not so bad and has managed to stay strong in her situation.
  • Shrinking Violet