Characters: Good Omens

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Characters that appear in Good Omens.

Angels and Demons

    Aziraphale 

Aziraphale

The angel who guarded the gates of Eden with a flaming sword, Aziraphale has lived among humans for thousands of years, and has become quite fond of them as a result. Due to his friendship with Crowley and all those years among free-willed mortals, he's not quite as pure-hearted as he should be.
  • Adorkable: Especially when he simply cannot help but do good, but tries (awkwardly) to hide it.
  • Demonic Possession: Angelic possession, rather. He body surfs to a few people attuned to be mediums, hijacking their bodies for a time.
  • Asexuality: The way it's phrased is a little ambiguous, but the implication is that being sexless unless he really wants to make an effort means he doesn't normally have a sex drive or the parts to act on it with.
  • Back-to-Back Badasses: With Crowley at the end. Nothing comes of it, though.
  • Badass Bookworm: Owns a bookstore, and while that's what he truly enjoys, he is still a soldier of Heaven and expected to fight in the coming Apocalypse.
  • Batman Can Breathe in Space
  • Being Good Sucks: His Chronic Hero Syndrome often inconveniences him.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: See Mugging the Monster below.
  • Care Bear Stare
  • Collector of the Strange: Bibles with interesting misprints.
  • Cosmic Plaything: Ineffably so.
  • The Empath: Aziraphale, when they're trying to find The Antichrist, is puzzled when he doesn't detect any evil in the area; the only thing he senses is pure love.
  • Energy Beings
  • Flaming Sword: Well, briefly. He gave it away to Adam and Eve after they were banished from Eden, because they were defenseless and cold and he wanted to help keep them warm.
  • Friendly Enemy: With Crowley. They're basically enemies in name only.
  • Friend to All Living Things: Rather, he tries to be.
  • Go-Karting with Bowser: An angel frequently having meals, getting drunk with, and all around hanging out with a demon.
  • Going Native: Like Crowley, after spending most of creation on Earth, he winds up liking it more than the alternative.
  • Good Is Not Nice
  • Gosh Darn It to Heck!: He doesn't swear. Well, he does. Twice.
  • Healing Hands: "Lord, heal this bike."
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Crowley. (Although "non-sexual" might be a more accurate term, since the narrative makes it clear that neither of them even have a technical gender, let alone sexual orientation)
  • I Can't Dance: The only dance he knows is the gavotte. Being immortal, he doesn't bother trying to keep up with the modern dances.
  • Innocent Bigot: Despite all evidence to the contrary, and despite basically considering him a friend, he's still convinced that Crowley is incapable of feeling love or loyalty, simply because he's a demon. To him, it's not prejudice, it's just a fact. In complete fairness, it's supposed to be, but Crowley's been around humans too long.
  • I Resemble That Remark: Shadwell calls him a southern pansy. Aziraphale later asserts that he is not just a southern pansy, he is The Southern Pansy.
  • Pet the Dog: Yes, from an angel, and one he feels vaguely guilty about - he "lost" his flaming sword because he gave it to Adam and Eve, feeling sorry for them.

    Crowley 

Crowley

Crowley was the Serpent who tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden. Having lived on Earth for past six thousand years, he's become rather fond of humanity. His friendship with Aziraphale means he's not quite as evil as a demon should be, though he was never very evil to begin with.
  • Laser-Guided Karma: His beloved car ends up totaled when he has to drive it through the M25... after said highway starts emanating a bizarre and dangerous energy field. Which he set it up to do.
  • The Legions of Hell: Works for Hell. Not the average worker, though.
  • Loveable Rogue or Lovable Traitor
  • Lovecraftian Superpower: Scares off the paint-balling corporate commando by turning into something dreadful... "I think the maggots were a bit over the top, myself."
  • Meaningful Name: Crowley, a reference to occultist Aleister Crowley. It also references his original role as the serpent ("Crawly") that tempted Adam and Eve.
  • Mind over Matter: When he needs his Bentley to drive, it drives, even if it happens to be a burnt-out ruin at the time.
  • Minion with an F in Evil: More like a Minion who's actively trying to fail the Evil class. He's good at his job, but doesn't want to be too good because he likes being on Earth.
  • More Than Mind Control: Temptation. In his own words, he looks into people's minds and gives them what they really want. If people wants such dreadful things so often, well, is that his fault?
  • My Species Doth Protest Too Much: Doesn't see eye to eye with the rest of the demons.
  • Nerves of Steel
  • Noble Demon
  • Only Sane Employee: He's seemingly the only demon who considers planning in the long-term, believes subtle acts of mass-corruption are the way forward and thinks that the Apocalypse is a bad idea for business.
    • He also tried to introduce technology to Hell, thinking it would be a better way to contact him. Unfortunately, instead of adopting telephones like he'd wanted, they instead decided to contact him through his car radio, satanically twisting whatever he was listening to at the time.
  • Staying Alive: With the exception of holy water, nothing can kill him.

    Hastur 

Duke Hastur

A Duke of Hell and a nasty piece of work.

    Ligur 

Duke Ligur

Likewise a Duke of Hell, and an equally nasty piece of work.

The Four Bikers of the Apocalypse

    Death 

Death a.k.a. Azrael

The greatest and leader of the Horsemen.
  • Badass Biker: The most badass of the Horsemen, and like the rest, has changed to a bike rather than a horse.
  • Horsemen of the Apocalypse: He's one of the Four Horsemen, Death. He's referred to as the Pale Rider, but much more obliquely than the others.
  • Bold Inflation/Painting the Medium: He speaks IN ALL CAPS, WITH NO QUOTATION MARKS.
  • Celestial Body: His wings are described as black holes cut out of space with a scattering of lights gleaming in the darkness, which might be stars or might be something else entirely.
  • Don't Fear the Reaper: He's not as kindly as other personifications of death created by the same authors, but he's not truly malicious or destructive, and only seems to be going through with the apocalypse because he must be there. Once the other three are defeated, he leaves without putting up any fight. In the epilogue, he's briefly seen feeding ducks in the park.
  • Expy: Of Death from Pratchett's Discworld series. They're practically the same character and even use the same manner of speech.
  • The Faceless: The only member of the Horsemen who keeps his helmet on, hiding his face until the climax.
  • The Grim Reaper: He's the anthropomorphic personification of death.
  • Skull for a Head: Under his helmet.
  • Token Good Teammate: He's more in touch with humanity than his comrades and by many leagues the most powerful. The evils of War, Famine, Pestilence and Pollution might someday come to an end, but Death has always walked in the footsteps of life and always will. The others are always a little wary of him.

    War 

War a.k.a. Carmine Zuigiber

The only female member of the Horsemen.
  • Badass Biker: Like all the horsemen, now uses a motorcycle rather than a horse.
  • Horsemen of the Apocalypse: She's the Red Rider, War, for crying out loud.
  • Blood Knight: She pretty much lives for violence (or perhaps the other way around - violence exists because she lives). Her reaction to receiving her sword was ecstatic.
  • Cool Sword: Not fancy, but it looks well-designed for the sort of thing that swords do, which is killing a very large number of people. And it's not just any sword, it's the one Aziraphale gave away. You hand a divine weapon to the two first humans, you don't go expecting a personification of peace to wind up wielding it, do you?
  • Dark Action Girl: As deadly as she is beautiful.
  • Evil Redhead/Fiery Redhead
  • Femme Fatale
  • Finger-Lickin' Evil
  • Hot Scoop: Her day job is a (terrible) journalist who does work on war stories.
  • Let no Crisis Go to Waste
  • Male Gaze: Inasmuch as is possible in a print medium; see below. As the personification of conflict and violence, she would naturally be alluring and seductive until you get too close.
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning
  • She's Got Legs: Which are mentioned rather frequently, usually with an adjective such as "long".
  • Slasher Smile: As her human fašade cracks, War's teeth start to gleam "like beautiful bullets."
  • The Smurfette Principle: She's the only female of the horsemen.

    Famine 

Famine a.k.a. Dr. Raven Sable

The Horseman who has proven most adept at blending in with humanity, in the worst way.
  • And a Diet Coke: He's observed this in his restaurants, and indeed supports it.
  • Badass Biker: Like the other Horsemen, he now rides a bike instead of a horse.
  • Bad Boss: Resolves to have one of his employees fired for singing while on the job.
  • Badass in a Nice Suit: He's shown a love for the finer things, like exquisite suits.
  • Beard of Evil: A stylish goatee.
  • Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Well, Biker of the Apocalypse. He's the Black Rider, AKA Famine.
  • Corrupt Corporate Executive: Though there's no sign his business practices themselves are more than typically evil, the products sold are designed more for inflicting suffering than turning a profit, although he may be the only one to realize it.
  • Lean and Mean: As one would expect.
  • Louis Cypher: The Black Rider using two words for "black" as his human alias.
  • Morally Ambiguous Doctorate: Actually, he never had a doctorate. He's much older than doctors. Knows enough to fake one anyway.
  • Number of the Beast: His street address is spelled out in giant red numbers on his building. The number actually has no significance to him at all, but he finds it amusing to be reminded of the meaning humans assign to perfectly ordinary numbers.

    Pestilence 

Pestilence

The Horseman who retired following the invention of Penicillin.

    Pollution 

Pollution (a.k.a. Chalky, Mr. White, etc.)

The replacement for Pestilence.
  • Affably Evil: He's wistful and a bit cheery to pretty much everybody.
  • Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Well, Biker of the Apocalypse. He's the replacement for Pestilence.
  • Insult Backfire: He loves it when people drop garbage all over the place, actually.
  • Light Is Not Good: The White Rider. His purpose is to bring the world's end.
  • The Pig Pen: Anything he touches becomes encrusted with corrosion and filth.
  • Pretty Boy: Described as looking like a beautiful, tragic Victorian Romantic poet before the tuberculosis really starts setting in.
  • The Reveal: For whatever reason, the fact he's Pollution and not Pestilence is made intentionally ambiguous until the big confrontation. For example, when he signs for the parcel containing his crown, it's noted that his signature is so messy that, while it definitely starts with "P", it's difficult to tell whether it ends in "-ence" or "-tion".
  • Tagalong Kid: The youngest of the horsepersons. Pestilence retired after the invention of antibiotics.
  • Technopath: One of his special gifts is making machines do just what he wants them to do, regardless of fail-safe interlocks or foolproof backups. What the machines do isn't even that consequential, usually, unless you discover they're the other end of a long chain of such inconsequential events that lead to toxic waste disasters and oil spills.
  • Walking Wasteland: Pollution follows him wherever he goes.
  • White Hair, Black Heart: His hair is almost fantastically white, and he basically exists to destroy the world.

Humans

    Agnes 

Agnes Nutter

An exceedingly powerful prophet who lived centuries ago, her prophecies drive much of the plot.
  • Awesome but Impractical: She was the only perfectly accurate prophet in all of history. However... she can only see the things that happen to her descendants. Not only is this pretty useless to everyone else (for example, on 22 November 1963, she predicted a house in the British countryside collapsing, not the JFK assassination... her descendants could've been near that house, but they'd be nowhere near Dallas), it's also pretty useless to her descendants because the predictions generally have very little context. There's also the problem of her almost indecipherable wording choices, which lead to a high number of prophecies only being figured out after they happen.
  • Because Destiny Says So: Happily hops up onto the stake because she knew she was going to die.
  • The Cassandra: No one believed her in her own time, even though she was perfectly accurate.
  • Good Is Not Nice: Even Anathema thinks she was a ornery old hag with a nasty sense of humor.
  • Psychic Powers: She was capable of predicting things that would happen seven hundred years later. Her family just gets the interpretations wrong.
  • Taking You with Me: When the Medieval Morons decide to Burn the Witch!, it doesn't go as planned... she turned herself into a nail-bomb and took out the entire village when they set her to the torch.
  • Thanatos Gambit: She knew of her impending death, took it in stride (and took out those who killed her), and left her prophecies so her descendants will be happy.
  • Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: Parodied. Her descendants often can't decipher her prophecies because of her language.

    Newt 

Witchfinder Private Newton Pulsifer

The most junior member of the Witchfinders (as well as second most senior), he sort of stumbled upon the job.
  • Birds of a Feather: Him and Anathema both name their modes of transportation.
  • Dating Catwoman: With Anathema. A witch's descendant and a witchfinder.
  • Doom It Yourself
  • The Glasses Gotta Go: Subverted. When he takes his glasses off, he ends up looking less handsome because he keeps running into things and ends up covered in bruises and bandages.
  • In the Blood: Newt's ancestor was the one who laid the torch to Agnes Nutter (who was, in turn, Anathema's ancestor).
  • Occult Detective: He's one of two remaining Witchfinders in England.
  • Odd Couple: Him and Anathema. She's a witch, he's a witch hunter.
  • Unfazed Everyman: As things get crazy and crazier, he seems to stop caring.
  • Unlucky Everydude: Probably the most normal of the cast, and hilariously unlucky until the end, where he and Anathema become an Official Couple.
  • Walking Techbane: To a truly spectacular extent. He's obsessed with electricity, machines and computers and desperately wants to be an expert - but his destiny has something different in store.
    • Chekhov's Skill: Or lack thereof. To prevent the Apocalypse through destruction of a computer, the way he manages to make it cease to function is to attempt to make it work better.
    • Epic Fail: Newt once tried to assemble a joke electrical non-working thingy designed for the most hamhanded tech-deficient beginner; if hitting the on-switch does absolutely nothing, that means it's "working". When Newt finished it and turned it on, it picked up Radio Moscow.

    Anathema 

Anathema Device

The last descendant of Agnes Nutter, Anathema is a witch, hippie, and all around New Age liberal, who makes quite an impression on young Adam. She's also one of the few people with any chance of sorting through the prophecies her ancestress left behind.
  • Aura Vision: An offshoot of her psychic powers. It's somewhat troubling for her when she can't see a certain person's aura.
  • Birds of a Feather: She gives her bike a name, just like how Newt names his car.
  • Because Destiny Says So: Lives much of her life by this, since Agnes' prophecies lay out a fair amount of her life.
  • Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: While not that eerie once she becomes a major character, she has the coloration and she does start off as a bit of a strange girl.
  • In the Blood: The narration notes that she is as close to actually being Agnes Nutter reincarnated as genetically possible.

    Shadwell 

Witchfinder Sergeant Shadwell

The ranking officer of the Witchfinder Army, due largely to being the only officer in the army.

    Madame Tracy 

Madame Tracy

A fake psychic who works down the hall from the Witchfinders.
  • Dating Catwoman: Winds up dating the highest ranked Witchfinder in England (granted, there are only two).
  • Dominatrix: Implied to be one of her jobs.
  • Girls Love Stuffed Animals: Invoked, she decorates her flat this way because she believes it's how people think a girl's place should be.
  • Not-So-Phony Psychic: She has a few moments of genuine prophecy when Aziraphale is around. And apparently is a suitable vessel for possession.

    Sister Mary 

Sister Mary "Loquacious" Hodges

A Satanic nun who participated in switching the babies to ensure the Antichrist ended up in properly evil hands.
  • Dumbass No More: When Crowley and Aziraphale revisit her eleven years later, she turns out to have discovered Herself as a competent manager and to have made the site of her old convent into a successful corporate retreat. Which, somewhat unfortunately for the supernatural duo, means that they have to dodge adrenaline-crazed power-hungry paintball-shooting executives on the way to finding her.
  • Minion with an F in Evil: She's not really evil, for a Satanic Nun. And she's really bad at the whole evil plot thing.
  • Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Her accidental switching of the babies wound up being the best thing that could happen for humanity.
  • Nuns Are Spooky: Subverted. In Crowley's mind Satanic Orders are more annoying than spooky.
  • Punch Clock Villain: The book goes into detail on how most Satanists aren't any more devoted to evil and Satan than Christians are devoted to good and Jesus.
  • Spanner in the Works: Her incompetence is what caused the events of the book, as she accidentally gave the Antichrist to the wrong family. Then her competence trips up Aziraphale and Crowley a tad because it gets in the way of them relocating him.

    Mr. Tyler 

Mr. R. P. Tyler

A very opinionated old man living in Adam's town who encounters its unusual visitors one after another.
  • Elephant in the Living Room: Crowley's car when he pulls up to ask for directions.
  • Grumpy Old Man: A pensioner with little to do but complain and yell at people he sees.
  • Ignore the Disability: Well, one's car being in flames while you're driving it is something of a disability, wouldn't you say? But Tyler's not going to say a word.
  • Moral Guardian: Complains about the decline of morals in the youth of today. In one case, those he perceives as "the youth of today" happen to be four harbingers of Armageddon as old as humankind, because they ride motorbikes.
  • Strongly Worded Letter: Known for sending these to the local paper on pretty much every topic.
  • Talk About the Weather: When Crowley rolls up to him in his flaming Bentley, this is the only way he finds himself able to react.
  • Unusually Uninteresting Sight: With everything he encounters up until he meets Crowley.

    Warlock 

Warlock

One of the babies switched with the Antichrist. Perfectly ordinary, though due to some confusing winking, everyone thought he was the spawn of Satan.
  • Eagle Land: His family (and their bodyguards) are quite trigger-happy.

    Mr. Young 

Mr. Young

Unknowingly adoptive father of the Antichrist.
  • The Comically Serious: He reacts to all the oddness surrounding the Antichrist with the bewilderment you'd expect.

The Them

    Adam 

Adam Young

The Antichrist, the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness. Also leader of a small gang of ruffians and one of the most human people on the planet.
  • I Know Your True Name/Meaningful Name: It's made clear with Dog that names influence what a thing becomes. It's more subtle in this case, but maybe if anyone in the book had gone on calling him The Antichrist, the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness, instead of Adam (which just means Man) then he wouldn't have turned out so perfectly human.
  • Ignorant of the Call: He has no idea that the forces of Heaven and Hell are out looking for him.
  • The Kid with the Leash: Despite seeming like a normal dog, Dog does still have much of his power.
  • Meaningful Name: Adam means "man," and was, of course, the name of the first human according to the Bible. In the end, Adam Young isn't good or evil — he's human.
  • Psychoactive Powers: Do not upset the Antichrist.
  • Reality Warper: When his powers manifest, he unconsciously makes his beliefs true.
  • Shiny New Australia: Dog has dibs on this section of Earth.
  • Slouch of Villainy: He is a prepubescent boy.
  • Try to Fit THAT on a Business Card!: The Antichrist the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.
  • You Will Be Spared: When his powers manifest, Adam decides to destroy and recreate the world, bringing about the apocalypse. However, he affirms that his friends and Dog will be spared, allowing them to each rule a portion of the new world.

    Pepper 

Pepper Galadriel Moonchild

Daughter of a hippie and angriest of all the boys in town.
  • One of the Boys: In reaction to her name, she had to grow up to be very tough. One character mentally describes her as "marginally female." It's strongly hinted that when she isn't around the rest of Them she has much girlier interests, which is something she won't admit to having.
  • The Smurfette Principle
  • Youthful Freckles: Parodied. Her face is "one big freckle with bits of skin" under it.

    Wensleydale 

Jeremy Wensleydale

One of Adam's friends, who acts more mature than most of the adults in the story.

    Brian 

Brian

Another of Adam's friends. The smelly one.

    Dog 

Dog

A Hellhound sent to Adam on his birthday. Unlike everyone else, he identified his master with perfect accuracy, which is what alerted Aziraphale and Crowley that something had gone wrong.
  • A Boy and His X: He's Adam's Canine Companion.
  • A Dog Named Dog: Which basically causes him to become a dog, rather than a hellhound. A little sort of mongrelly terrier thing.
  • Deathbringer the Adorable: He was supposed to be a hellhound, but Adam had other ideas.
  • Hell Hound: His original form. He got turned to a regular dog by Adam's reality warping bodies.
  • I Know Your True Name/Meaningful Name: Adam assigning him a name is what gives him his true purpose. If he had been named Killer, or Walks-by-night, the hound's personality would've changed to match. But then Adam named him Dog, turning him into a fairly normal...dog.
  • The Mind Is a Plaything of the Body: His name may have been the final nail in the coffin, but the book makes it quite clear that changing his shape to fit Adam's description of his dream pet was the major contributing factor behind Dog's... doggishness.
  • Sealed Evil in a Teddy Bear: He's a hellhound and still marginally aware of that, but due to being forced into the form of a real dog he's far too easily distracted and excitable to do anything about it.
  • Team Pet: For the Them.


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