So I've been notified that the "Survey" I filled out was actually a submission form. Oops. But after looking into it, I have a submission for Magnificent Bastard.

What is the work?

Hong Kong '97 is an infamous video game for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, a cautionary tale about China's sovereignty over Hong Kong. I will be nominating the player character, Chin.

Who is Chin?

Chin is an unspecified relative of Bruce Lee, hired by the Hong Kong government to protect their country from the 1.2 billion fuckin' ugly reds invading them. Likely out of respect for his and his relative's nationality, he accepted this task without question, ready to save his home from the mainland.

Is he magnificent?

Is the sky blue? Chin is brave enough to stand up against 1.2 billion people come hell or high water, confident that Hong Kong is safe in his hands. For any normal Hong Kong person, this would be a ludicrous boast, but not for Chin, it isn't! He IS strong enough to take down any Chinese person with a single blast of power, and he does so constantly and defiantly, making sure China knows not to mess with him. Even when the secret weapon is unleashed, he continues to battle despite the odds being seemingly against him, and he wins!

Is he a bastard? Too much?

Okay, yeah, killing the entire Chinese population is definitely a bad thing, but in the 97 universe, all 1.2 billion of these Chinese residents have the explicit interest of breaking into Hong Kong, so you could cut him a little bit of slack. He IS trying to defend his homeland, after all. And when you take a dangerous superweapon like Tong Shau Ping into consideration, drastic measures must be made.

Final Verdict?

Chin is ABSOLUTELY a Magnificent Bastard. One of the greatest I've ever seen, Chin is brave and imposing, and has the singular raw manpower to back up any and all boasts he makes.

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny

to Chin. Those fuckin' ugly reds deserved to die.

That being said, there's a Complete Monster proposal I've been itching to do:

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What's The Work?

Total Drama, a Canadian animated series that lampoons the conventions of Reality TV.

Who Are They? What Have They Done?

Sugar is a pageant queen from rural Canada who served as a major antagonist in Pahkitew Island, and is determined to win the million-dollar prize by any means necessary. Some of the highlights of her run on the show include:

• Threatening to throw Topher out of the plane on the way to the island if he scuffed her shoes.
• Tricking fellow teammate Ella into singing so that Dave could be freed from a bear, and getting Ella eliminated because of it.
• Trying to keep Dave and Sky apart during This Is The Pits!.
• Being extremely gross and gassy. And That's Terrible.

Are They Irredeemable?

Most definitely. Even though people have two points brought up in her defense, they can both be refuted:

• Many will point to her crush on her fellow teammate Leonard as cute and endearing, but given that Leonard doesn't seem to reciprocate the feelings (at least, not onscreen), this is clearly a Villainous Crush we're dealing with.
• Some claim that Sugar was in the right for turning down Ella's repeated attempts to befriend her, given that Ella seemed very pushy about it and hardly gave Sugar any personal space. However, this untrue, as Ella is such a kind and pure soul that being pushy completely goes against her character. Another possible factor is that Sugar (like me) noticed the very-much-real-I-swear chemistry between Ella and Leonard and noticed their shared interest in fantasy, and viewed Ella as a threat to her relationship with him.

Final Verdict?

This monster of a contestant deserves to be shot out of the Cannon of Shame. Besides, Leonard deserves someone better. ^note  Like Ella!

Edited by Sourguy on Mar 20th 2024 at 6:17:10 AM

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to Chin and Sugar. Now I'm considering doing writeups for most (if not all) of these.

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Feb 1st 2024 at 5:53:27 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

BUMP!

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

Here's a Complete Monster candidate:

What's the work?

Ghostbusters (1984) is a paranormal drama.

Who's the character?

Slimer, as he is known, is a ghost haunting a hotel. His various misdeeds include being, as the main characters put it, "disgusting" and "ugly", eating other people's food, scaring innocent people, and attacking the protagonist. While he survived uninjured, his friend asked, "Can you move?" afterwards, hinting that Slimer is capable of immobilising people.

Any redeeming qualities?

Well, he's a good guy in the cartoon, but that's not canon, so no.

Conclusion:

Yes!

For every low there is a high.

Alright, given I’ve recently proposed an image on Normal And Non-Crappy Image Pickin’, you all know what candidate I’m proposing.

What is the work?

Undertale THE MUSICAL is an animated parody video written by Lhugeny. It revolves around Frisk from Undertale’s genocide run, where they kill all of the monsters in the underground while singing.

Who’s the candidate? What have they done?

Frisk is the main protagonist, falling from a cave in Mount Ebbot into the underground, where they are greeted by several monsters. One by one she kills them all, although curiously sparing a few, in brutal manners, alongside their coach Chara. They make Monster Kid fall to their death, stab Undyne, smash Papyrus with a glass bottle, and ultimately plan to kill Asgore, king of the underground.

How are they magnificent?

Frisk tricks Toriel into taking her in before escaping from her to Snowdin where they begins their rampage, and have lots of charm, committing their crimes with expertise and singing while doing it.

How are they a bastard? How are they not too bad?

Frisk kills almost everybody in the underground, but ultimately was being guided by Chara and is a lighter shade of grey compared to Asgore, who wished to eliminate humanity. Plus, if the other videos are to be taken into consideration, Frisk plays many other runs where they are much more friendly and less evil, even playing with the band in Undertale vs Bendy.

Final verdict?

Easy

He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)

Time to give my contribution too:

What is the work?:

Vergil's Evolutions is a little web series on Youtube, created by OWEZ NERO, that details the overall evolution of the Based and the Redpilled Vergil into the ultimate gamer.

Who’s the candidate? What have they done?

The Based and the Redpilled Vergil is an alternate version of Vergil, notorious character from the Devil May Cry Videogame Franchise, that embarged into a journey to become the ultimate gamer, becoming the ultimate racist, sexist, homophobe and "tranaphobe", reaching the Chad World and then separating the femboy from the redpilled, becoming the Uber-Gamer Urizen. He then forces two ladies to cook sandwiches for him and bullies Simp Dante into oblivion. Even after getting defeated he eventually rejoines with his femboy self and achieves various Sin forms, such as Sin Homophobic and Ultra "Tranaphobic"

Is he Magnificient?

Duh, he is a Sigma Male, the most magnificient being to ever exist.

Is he a Bastard?

Well, he is a bigot, bigots are obviously bastards. But that's what it takes to become the ultimate Sigma Male Gamer. (That being said, his femboy self stops him to become too much of a bastard)

Final Verdict?

Bottom text.

Edited by Omega1065 on Feb 16th 2024 at 10:12:17 AM

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

What is the work? My life. It is hell. I am woken up every night by my neighbor's dog fucking barking at 3 in the morning.

Who is the candidate? My neighbor's chihuahua. He always wakes up at 3 in the morning and starts yapping. He's run over to my house to bite me when I try and return him, and I still have welts from the bites.

Any redeeming qualities? None. He's ugly and annoying and I hate him.

Are they bad enough? Yes.

Final verdict?

for the neighbor's chihuahua, truly the worst villain in all of Earth's history

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

to Frisk, Vergil, and the neighbor's chihuahua. Abstain on Slimer; I'm not sure if he's more heinous than the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (The man himself, not Gozer. That would be ridiculous.)

Another nomination from me, this time for Complete Monster.

What is the work?

"Here is your toy gun" said Santa Claus is a TwoSentenceHorror story by Reddit user coolkiller765. It's a story that starts out innocent, but there's a twist...

Who is The DEVIL? What has he done?

The DEVIL is a fiend who disguises as Santa Claus. In the story, he sneaks into the position of Santa to lower the guards of the kids. Offering one of them a toy gun, he later reveals his true colors, and he fires at the children with the newly revealed to be real gun.

Any redeeming qualities? Mitigating factors?

Clueless readers may say giving a child a toy gun is a redeeming quality, but it's blatantly obvious that it's simply a ploy to seem like a nice, loving figure to the kids. In reality, The DEVIL uses this gun as a way to kill off the kids. He shows no remorse for the blood he's shed.

Heinousness standard?

Besides The DEVIL, the only other characters are kids. Not only are we not given any evidence that any of the kids are any more vile than The DEVIL, and even if they were... they're kids. They would likely grow up to be better people... if they weren't shot, at least.

Final verdict?

Without a doubt.

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny

Not sure on the DEVIL. Can we confirm he is entirely separate from the more heinous Knife Guy?

He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)

I'm sure him and the Knife Guy are different characters, so yeah, I guess he counts.

Unless you consider...the Creature.

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

I was thinking he may fail the standards to Knife Guy

Edited by StarManatee on Feb 18th 2024 at 1:09:44 PM

He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)

Fair argument, Knife Guy did achieve more stuff.

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

Putting that aside, I have another Magnificent Bastard to propose:

What is the work?

I'm not sure where he comes from tbh. He is very similiar to the notorious DC Superhero Batman, but without his bat ears. He may be his son, a clone, an impostor, some sort of unearthly entity... who knows?? Maybe it's Batman that is the impostor...

Who’s the candidate? What have they done?

Man is a mysterious figure, his only know quote is: "Yeah, I'm Man" from the 2023 movie "The". That being said, he doesn't words to be expressive. His major action was corrupting the r/Batmanarkham Subreddit into absolute insanity. Fetishes, stupidity, lore reasons and much more arrived to the inmates of the Sub only because of Man.

Is he Magnificent?

Definitely. r/Batmanarkham is now the best Subreddit on the entire website of Reddit thanks to him. He is also very hot and sexy and has a lot of friends and lovers, like Jonkler, Soup, Bin, Bone, Dick, Killer Cock and many others.

Is he a Bastard?

He still lead to insanity a lot of inmates, who then went to infect many other subreddits with the stupid. This may be part of a secret plan to Take Over the World, who knows? But his actions are still very specific.

Final Verdict?

Is there a lore reason TV Tropes didn't approve my proposal yet? Are they stupid?

Edited by Omega1065 on Feb 18th 2024 at 3:41:47 PM

"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably

to Frisk, Vergil, and (especially) Man for MB. to the chihuahua for CM.

Please visit the "AITA" forum game

Frisk, Chin, Man (Is there a lore reason why Man is a Magnificent Bastard? Is he smart?) and Vergil for MB and Sugar, Slimer, DEVIL and especially the neighbour's chihuahua for CM.

What's the work?

Super Mario Bros. is the first game within the famous Super Mario Bros. franchise. The premise of the game is the same as most other Mario games: Bowser has kidnapped Peach and now it's up to Mario and Luigi to traverse several levels to reach Bowser's Castle and rescue the Princess.
Althought today, we aren't talking about those characters. Instead, we'll talking about the iconic and extremely nasty Starter Villain of both the game and the series.

Who is the 1-1 Goomba? What has he done?

The 1-1 Goomba is the first of Bowser's minions encountered by the heroes throughout their journey.

• Originally an ordinary member of the Koopa Troop, the 1-1 Goomba would one day come across a powerful artifact. This artifact would grant him the power to manipulate reality to his every whim, including the ability to rewind time and remove someone's ability to jump.
• When Bowser learned that the Mario Brothers would be trying to free Peach from his castle and save the Toads that we're Taken for Granite, he gave the orders to his minions to kill them. The 1-1 Goomba volunteered to be the first sent out to fight the brothers in order sustain his lust for blood.
• Our heroes start their journey, but are ambushed by the 1-1 Goomba, who uses his powers to take away their ability to jump. Filled with despair, the Mario Brothers instead try to defeat the Goomba by punching him, but their attacks fail to do any harm and the 1-1 Goomba counters by ramming into them with source a high force that the brothers die when they touch him.
• Still not satisfied with brutally murdering the Mario Brothers once, the 1-1 Goomba reverses time to ensure that he can continue killing the heroes, who remember each and every death at the hands of the 1-1 Goomba, again and again forever and manages to kill them 1 million times.
• Fortunatly for the Mario Bros., the Goomba's powers stop working due to him overusing them to keep the brothers in an infinite loop of death and rebirth. The 1-1 Goomba tries to escape our heroes, but is ultimately killed by the brothers stomping on his head, ending his reign of terror once and for all.

Any migating qualities?

While the 1-1 Goomba seems to be loyal to Bowser, in reality he's only working for him in order to fuel his desire to harm others without any repercussions. Furthermore, while the first game only shows Goombas who are evil, later games would establish that Goombas can be good, showing that the 1-1 Goomba has moral agency.

Are they bad enough?

Mario has quite a demanding heinous standard, given that several villains like King Boo and Dimentio attempt Omnicide and even Bowser within this very game has the nasty crime of turning the Toads into blocks. However, I think the 1-1 Goomba manages to pass the standard due to the fact that he brutally murdered Mario and Luigi 1 million times in order to prevent them from reaching Bowser. Furthermore, even when the 1-1 Goomba is a Reality Warper, he lacks the ability to commit omnicide like the other Mario Complete Monsters.

Final Verdict?

Easy yes to the 1-1 Goomba. Funnily enough, I was considering him for Magnificent Bastard before I replayed the game and saw how bad he truly was.

Edited by jlvs200s on Feb 20th 2024 at 1:40:03 PM

"Stand proud, Sukuna, you are strong." | He/Him

to the 1-1 Goomba, though I think he miiight also qualify for MB to someone else

CM and MB aren't mutually exclusive, as Darkrai and BW!Megatron have both titles, so 1-1 Goomba could easily hold both titles as well. to 1-1 Goomba as a CM tho.

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny

to Goomba, hoping someone proposes him for MB as well

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

I was gonna do a MB post for the Giantess, but now that I think about it you actually could make a somewhat genuinely-compelling argument for her.

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Feb 26th 2024 at 7:53:41 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

actually, scratch that, not enough characterization. Someone do her up on THIS board, STAT!

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

I know it's been a few pages, but I'm gonna have to give a to the Mosebys. Complete Monster tends to stray away from groups as a whole and focus on their individual members, and I'd like to believe that the same should apply to Magnificent Bastards as well. Is there enough proof that Penny and Luke meet the MB standards as individuals, too?

With that nitpicking out of the way, I have some proposals to write up. How do we feel about Your Mom's status as a CM?

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Sure, I'd be willing to hear on Your Mom. Bear Thief may also be worth checking out. (Also, I'm pretty sure groups can still count if there's only 2-3 members.)

Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Feb 27th 2024 at 5:15:02 AM

You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(

Alright, the write up is finished. Finally, this woman's crimes will be brought to light.

What’s the work?

The only work that truly matters. The masterwork from which all other works are born. A work whose impacts on society trump those of any work of fiction… Real Life.

Who is Your Mom? What has she done?

You know her! She’s your mother, of course you do!

As for what she’s done… who hasn’t heard of her heinous crimes? She’s so ugly, she made One Direction go the other way. She’s so dumb, she took a bowl outside when she heard that it'd be chilly. She’s so mean, she bought you Unhappy Meals for dinner. She’s so fat that she blots out the sun, so old she sees in black and white, so nasty her farts rip holes in the goddamn ozone layer. If I went on, we’d be here all day! She’s also a notorious child predator, if the testimonials from the numerous twelve-year-olds online claiming to have banged her are anything to go by.

Any Mitigating Factors? Redeeming Qualities? Freudian Excuses?

Look, I’m sure you’re a great person, and that you mean absolutely zero harm to the people around you. That said, your mother can not keep hiding behind the fact that she brought you into this world as an excuse for her despicable actions. I’ve also heard that she makes good cookies. You wanna know who else makes good cookies? The Dark Side. That don’t change jack!

Does she meet the heinousness standard?

If Hitler were still alive, he’d see your mom and immediately cower in fear, that’s how vile she is. The worst genocides committed by the most evil people in human history have nothing on the shit your mom has done. Your Mom doesn’t just meet the heinousness standard, she IS the heinousness standard.

Final Verdict?

Yo mama such a Complete Monster, her write up went on the main page immediately!

Edited by Pogakure on Feb 27th 2024 at 1:28:37 PM

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