Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

The Major Catcana◊ (Black flag, not sentient cats)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Jan 19th 2021 at 7:05:36 PM

YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

1 spot left! Also Billy will host while Kaf will run, with Bale as backup for the latter.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Mariannevon Edmund◊. It's post timeskip so she's safe. Dead◊.

Edited by YoshTheTroper on Jan 19th 2021 at 4:45:19 PM

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Dammit, slept right through it. Well glad to see my tributes do relatively good, especially Milo. Also Wanda holy sh-

Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~

There's still room for one tribute (spot means two).

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Pretty sure there were two single submissions, so everything is filled.

Edited by PinkCelebi on Jan 19th 2021 at 7:26:09 PM

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

There was one spot left after the second to last one-tribute submission. There'd be a half-slot left.

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe

Charlie Nash◊, assuming there's still space for one.

Thanks.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 19th 2021 at 11:39:43 AM

Oh, well a little too late then. You can keep the spot Cosmos.

Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~

RIP me, I missed out. But hey, at least I got a podium finisher who also made NINE kills!

Anyway, here's a smol event dump:

• (Player1) bursts into (Player2)'s camp shouting "WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!" only to find (Player3) in bed with (him/her2). (Blacklisted)
• (Player1) ships (Player2) and (Player3) together by sending them to (Player4)'s camp in a box. (not blacklisted, it's Just For Pun, there's no actual Shipping going on here.)
• (Player1) does NOT want to talk about what happened with (him/her1) earlier.

Event dump after so long!

• (Player1) calls (Player2) an embarrassment to nature.

• After (Player1) challenges (Player2) to a fight, (he/she2) responds to the challenge with: "You're 20,000 years too early to beat me!"

• (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) kill Santa and are lauded as local heroes for it.

• (Player1) wins a local nose-picking contest.

• (Player1) is so excited about (his/her1) new weapon that (he/she1) writes a song about it and turns into a red panda.

• (Player1) and (Player2) defeat (Player3) and (Player4) in a fight, the latter two surrender but are mercilessly executed by (Player2) who gets reprimanded by (Player1) for it.

• (Player1) reveals to (Player2) that (he/she1) was forced to do double digit math when (he/she1) was 13.

• (Player1) forces (Player2) to do double digit math.

• (Player1) dies and goes to Heaven, (he/she1) complains that (he/she1) wanted to go to Hell instead. (Fatal)

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

• (Player1) kills (Player2) with (his/her1) elaborate two-minute-long ultimate attack.
  • Fans are outraged as (Player1)'s ultimate attack is reduced from two minutes to a few seconds long.

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on Jan 19th 2021 at 4:44:20 PM

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe

Today's event dump is brought to you by The Carol Burnett Show:

• Parts of (Player1)'s body go numb after (he/she1) accidentally sticks (himself/herself1) with Novocain repeatedly while trying to pull (Player2)'s tooth.
• (Player1) inadvertently grinds up an article of (Player2)'s clothing while trying to grind a cut of meat for (him/her1). (Feast)
  • (Player1) manages to play a block of Swiss cheese like a recorder. (Player2) tries to do so as well, but nothing happens. (Daytime/Feast)
• (Player1) attempts to get a coffee from an old vending machine. The machine pours the coffee then dispenses a cup. (Feast)
  • (Player1) attempts to get a coffee from an old vending machine. (He/She1) discovers the cup was missing its bottom when (he/she1) takes it. (Feast)
  • (Player1) attempts to get a coffee from an old vending machine. (Player2) helps (himself/herself2) to the coffee while (Player1) isn't looking. (Feast)
• (Player1) is eaten by a shark while swimming to shore. (He/She1)'d have made it, too, if (he/she1) hadn't been wearing (his/her1) good-luck ham. (Fatal)
  • Frustrated at being their guinea pig for dangerous stuff, (Player1) sticks a lit stick of dynamite in (Player2)'s pocket as (he/she2) walks off with (Player3). (Fatal on Players 2 & 3)
• (Player1) discovers that (his/her1) companions have left over (his/her1) choices in toilet paper, expressing their disdain for it via letters written on rolls of (his/her1) TP.

• (Player1) and (Player2) kiss atop a bridge, only for (Player1) to push (Player2) off the bridge, who lands on a car.(Fatal, blacklisted)

A reference to the final chapter of a soap opera from my country.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jan 20th 2021 at 11:38:20 AM

And I see I missed nominations. Can't say I'm surprised as I've been a bit more distracted lately, but when the distraction in question is getting the Pokemon I've always wanted (a Shiny Celebi) via Pokémon GO it's understandable. For the curious as to my progress on that, I'm at the third part of a four-part special research quest to obtain said Pokemon, and I've only started the game a week ago. Heck, my partner Pokemon right now is Grovyle as a nod to Explorers.

Anyways, as I can't be in this season here's more events:

• (Player1) is playing a really good video game and tells (Player2) about it. Soon (Player2) is addicted to it as well.
• (Player1) organizes an evil laugh contest with (him/her1) as the judge. (Player2) wins while (Player3) is booted out for sounding horrible.

For that last event, it's indeed a contest where all the tributes are invited, just didn't outright say that due to text limits.

The League of Heroes

• Upon death, (Player1) simply says, "welp." (Player1 died off-screen.)

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 21st 2021 at 11:32:17 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Edited by Billy5545 on Jan 21st 2021 at 8:12:16 PM

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Looked it up, was not disappointed (2)

• (Player1) looks up (Player2) on the internet and is not disappointed.
  • (Player1) looks up (Player2) on the internet and is disappointed.

Team Fortress 2 (2)

• (Player1) bids (Player2) goodbye, merry Christmas and "until vegetable soup".
  • (Player1) bids (Player2) goodbye, merry Christmas and "until vegetable soup" in (Player3)'s native language.

It Makes Sense in Context (2)

• (Player1) does something which would only make sense in the context of the previous event.
  • (Player1) does something which would only make sense in the context of the next event.

I accidentally a couple of events, is that bad? (2)

• (Player1) accidentally (Player2). It was not bad enough to kill the latter.
  • (Player1) accidentally (Player2). It was bad enough to kill the latter. (1 accidentally kills 2)

Darkest Lariat (2)

• (Player1) attacks (Player2) by spinning into (him/her2) in a crazy fashion, ignoring any defensive buffs (Player2) has.
  • (Player1) kills (Player2) by spinning into (him/her2) in a crazy fashion, ignoring any defensive buffs (Player2) has. (1 kills 2)

Yogscast (2)

• (Player1) shoots (Player2) in the head for trying to interrupt a chess match between (Player3) and (Player4). (1 kills 2)
• Before getting executed for (his/her1) crimes, (Player1) says "you may have condemned me, but I will have my 75 seconds" and makes a speech. (1 dies naturally)

Other (8)

• (Player1) drops down from above and greets (Player2) with "hello there". (Player2) replies "general (Player1)! You are a bold one!"
• (Player1) orders pizza, making the special request "send your cutest delivery person". (Player2) delivers the pizza to (him/her1).
• (Player1) pokes (Player2) off a cliff into deep water, leaving (him/her2) to drown. (1 kills 2)
• As (Player1) is taken away to be executed, (he/she1) tells the other tributes to kill (Player2) when (he/she1) dies. (only 1 dies naturally)
• On seeing (Player1) walk into (his/her2) camp, (Player2) comments how unlucky and unwise is (he/she1) who risks entering (his/her2) domain. ^note "Let's give (him/her1) a warm welcome!"
• (Player1) makes (Player2) an offer (he/she2) can't refuse.
• Suddenly... warping through space and time... (Player1) appears! (Bloodbath only)
• Aw shit, here comes (Player1)! (Bloodbath only)

...

Kafka has sent the screens to Billy!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Welcome to the 141st Season of the Hunger Games. I am Leonard Sutton, your usual host. Before we start this, I want to announce that we will be unofficially celebrating the anniversary of the discovery of some universes in Earth Prime time, like what we did few months before. More specifically, they are the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure universe at January 1st, 1987, as well as the Arknights universe to the wider audience outside of China at January 16th, 2020. Coincidentally or not, two of our tributes seem to be nominated for this purpose. They are Jonathan Joestar, the very first Joestar, and W, the hyped Sarkaz mercenary who idolizes Theresa.

Now let the Game begin. May the odds be in your favor.

The Reaping◊

Battle Theme:

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Season 1): Phantom Blood - Sono Chi no Sadame (Instrumental)

The Bloodbath◊

• As the tributes first stand on their podiums in waiting, the horn is sounded, signaling the start of the Game. The first to run is the founder of the Saints Row gang, Julius Little.

• Loona immediately gets angry and tries to punt Amanda away, but the demon misses her mark.

• Tsarzn apparently treats this game like a Christmas party.

• Charlie Nash runs away from the battle.

• Cranky, the rival of Swampy, "turns off" a Spanish Inquisitor by mauling him like an alligator would.

• We are now announcing an improved version of Island Cat, which is another evolution for it. However we haven't decided on a unique name yet.

• Blablanadon apparently will have a bad time without Mario and Luigi.

• Croco challenges one of the strongest shinigamis, the traitor Sousuke Aizen, over a bag because the former wnats to steal it. It seems Aizen surprisingly gives up. After the Bloodbath however, the Gamemakers manage to discover that this is just another of Aizen's illusion that he created using Kyouka Suigetsu. In fact, Aizen gets away with the bag, while Croco still believes that he has the bag after the confrontation.

• Zero swims in the water, despite being well, a floating eyeball.

• The cursed being from another universe, Mr. Block, runs away. I've heard rumors that he has been competing in similar competitions in another universe before this one.

• I'm sure Junko interprets it as spread despair while surviving. I just hope she won't be innocent and stupid like in a certain other universe.

• Julius' friend, Benjamin, then arrives by a bus that parks itself besides the podium.

• In a surprisingly ungentlemanly move, Jonathan breaks a jar of fishing bait over Muriel's head. At least it's not Ripple-infused, but considering Jonathan's strength, it hurts Muriel so much that she can't retaliate with her dough roller.

• Kennifer manages to avoid her namesake's usual fate by Guardian Gameron for now despite her awkward social interaction ability. I also swear that she's currently on a separate Hunger Games in the Ideaverse, though the last time I heard of it, the battle itself hasn't started yet.

• W believes that a sentient jar of mustard is too dangerous even for someone as crazy as her, so it has to be stopped out of necessity. This results in W planting a ticking time bomb on it, which blasts and splatters the jar's content everywhere as W taunts the death while laughing mad.

• Mahiru and Mikan, who are apparently a couple here, run away together after Mahiru takes a selfie of them.

• Fittingly for his intellect, Shalapouf is able to construct a weapon to take him out of the chaos.

• The entire Security Breach cast also run away.

• Saran just grabs a random weapon.

• Dark Star appropriately makes the Cornucopia go dark.

• Peppermint Butler also escapes.

• Haruhi also runs away. I wonder if she will kill someone brutally or be hanged as a flag like the rumors I heard.

• Vanessa, separate from the other people who hail from her universe, promise to make ghosts may cry. You earn our badge of approval.

• The cats who represent the major arcanas all run away. I wonder which of the arcana represents this behavior.

• Toriel, or rather her data clone[[note:OOC]]as she and Alphys were entered as data clones according to the RP[[/note]] decides to fight with melee.

• Wheatley tries to introduce himself, but the horse, Shirohime^note From the Lance N' Masques universe, kicks the robot in the sensitive area. As the horse squeals like a pig, Vincel chases it.

• Mothdrop gets introduced like the people from that certain cafe.

• Meanwhile, the mayo runs away in the darkness after witnessing the explosion.

• Marianne^note her name should be Marianne von confidently threatens Ryoji.

• Flutterscotch flies away like a piece of paper.

• Swampy noogies an entire K-pop girlband, LOONA.

• A villain, Cyber Shredder immediately falls in love with another villain, Madara. We can confirm that this Shredder is not manipulated by Madara's rinnegan to do it.

• GladOS makes her usual snarky quip after equipping her new weapon.

• Demon Shredder tempts fate, causing a string of unluckiness to be inflicted on him.

• Neferpitou decides to support President Coin.

• On another hand, Sou murders the President. I think that one may be President Snow, as usual.

• Bilbo has to get a license to kill to continue participating.

• Finally, Alphys runs away from the Cornucopia.

Day 1◊

• Haruhi tries to manipulate reality to force Dark Star to give her a sandwich, but before she can do it, Vincel thinks it's stupid.

• Annoyed by Wheatley, Shalapouf uses his strength and flight to send Wheatley flying into "the Arena Forcefield". However it turns out to be a giant snowglobe, so the punch frees Wheatley instead.

• Ryoji becomes a dirty Solar System killer, but three of the victims who were supposed to be caught by the blast somehow survive.

• The Major Catcana become only able to meow their own collective name, as well as the individual name of their representative arcanas.

• Toriel's fire power is apparently not special enough, and because of that she suffers like Deku if it's to be believed.

• I wonder who Alphys' family members are? I also wonder how Sou and Alphys' ancestors manage to meet each other despite being in different universes? But anyway, GladOS immediately thinks of exploiting this feud just for the sake of sadism.

• Cranky continues his meanness by trying to ironically blow down a mad bomber's camp. However, after failing, W threatens him with being blown up by her unless if he escapes.

• Swampy pulls a surprising jerk move on Muriel, who's still dazed from Jonathan's attack. I hope Courage is here to accompany her.

• Peppermint Butler composes a villain's song based on this.

• Junko is just amused by the viper's despair.

• Tsarzn and Shirohime try to force Aizen and Bilbo to marry, but they both oppose the forced marriage. Before the wedding is canceled however, Aizen puts Tsarzn and Shirohime under an illusion that they managed to carry it out successfully.

• Is this season filled with crack ships? Right after the previous event, Blablanadon reveals to Mothdrop that it ships a cursed sentient block, a bottle of cursed mayo, and one of the most powerful ninjas.

• Loona and Croco get into a heated argument.

• Benjamin somehow manages to reconstruct the jar of monster mustard. However, W shows up to blast it up again, then threatens Benjamin with the same death.

• Speaking of repeated deaths, Charlie has a nightmare where he gets killed by M. Bison repeatedly.

• Demon Shredder threatens to destroy Vanessa's universe. However, she quickly responds by making the devil may cry by fighting Demon Shredder to death. He tries to defend himself, but his bad luck streak continues to haunt him, so his effort fails.

• Neferpitou buffers for some reason.

• Guardian Gameron believes in the same thing as a certain version of Koishi.

• Kennifer achieves comedy.

• Saran is sponsored by a friend from her universe.

• Marianne discovers something about Island Cat.

• So Cyber Shredder first expressed interest in Madara, and now Flutterscotch? Also that's a lot of plushies.

• Mahiru takes a portrait of the manga version of Phantom Blood, the anime adaptation,... and the Netflix adaptation, which is just a picture of a cursed Jonathan display.

Fallen Tributes◊: Monster Mustard, and Demon Shredder

Remaining Tributes: 46

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Apparently the war between the monsters and humans continued in the world of YTTD. And did Tori's fire powers get nerfed? Hope she can make good use of the Hammer of Justice!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Right outta the gate, we've got a lotta shipping going on.

The Dark Star plunging the Cornucopia into darkness? For once that's it's accurate.

"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."

Part 2

Battle Theme:

Arknights - Art of Blade

Night 1◊

• Cyber Shredder makes a possibly glitched Kennifer spin around.

• Amanda performs an unusual experiment.

• For some reason, Guardian Gameron wants to be a friend with Ryoji.

• Shalapouf reminds Island Cat of when they first see each other at their podiums. However knowing how evil Shalapouf is, Island Cat resents it.

• Again, that feels like another ungentlemanly act. I thought you would be willing to fight the tributes, not hire someone to do it for you, Jonathan.

• Aizen uses his Kyouka Suigetsu to cast illusion to the staffs, as well as three tributes inside, who are Dark Star, fellow villain Madara, and Alphys, to make them submit. After successfully robbing the bank however, Madara breaks free and fights Aizen with his own rinnegan.

• W just cracks a morbid joke about the horrorscope, being unimpressed by it.

• "Next, you will say," this is what Flutterscotch is basically saying. However Vanessa defies this Joseph-style prediction.

• Croco does the usual Hunger Games shenanigans.

• Well, of course, because Bilbo doesn't have a lot of superpowers, while Charlie has physical strength and a range of special abilities.

• The mayonnaise thinks about winning as one of those kinds of tributes.

• Creeped by how cursed Mr. Block is, Tsarzn grabs him. Then, Mr. Block gets thrown into the road, where a bus shortly runs him over under it.

• But you are already floating Wheatley.

• Then suddenly, LOONA turns everyone into bald humans like that of Mii people, but it ends up working against them too. But don't worry, this is only temporary and will wear off by the end of this part.

• Peppermint Butler, singing his villain song, captures Loona despite his weak stature and restrains her. He then starts overloading her mind with informations about the Kingdom of Ooo, as well as anger management. It proves to be too much for Loona's mind that after the last bit about anger management, her head explodes like a balloon.

• Does Zero even have parents? Also, that response's expected from a villain like it.

• Ironical for an alligator who wants to keep himself clean.

• Toriel makes "1000 Ways to Die in Hunter X Hunter".

• Apparently Muriel doesn't want to associate herself with a filthy alligator.

• Saran makes her own vehicle and uses it to order fast food.

• Haruhi gets inspired, altering reality to conjure a makeshift vehicle. However, it breaks down in smoke while she is trying to pick up the food that she orders.

• Wait, we are getting a new information from the Gamemakers. I'll see what it is. Oh, so Benjamin has been manipulating you about some events?

• Before GlaDOS kills the hunter, she insults him as a Bigfoot with her usual insult, before hunting him with her newfound rifle.

• Junko sings the famous remix of Bad Apple.

• Mahiru and Mikan are taking selfies above a cliff when suddenly, they spot Shirohime charging at them. The horse then knocks them down before squealing like a pig. It turns out that Shirohime does it out of a certain concern.

• Morthdrop also feels that she's gonna have a bad time.

• The Security Breach Cast work together to do something that Cranky would have done.

• Julius surprisingly cares for Blablanadon, especially after it reveals that it's having a bad time.

• Marianne must be using some kind of a perfume.

Day 2◊

• A mayo somehow performs surgery on a robot. However, GlaDOS survives, intact.

• Zero makes up a fake spoilery part of Lance N' Masques and tells it to Wheatley.

• Junko finds herself surrounded by geniuses... at despair.

• The Security Breach cast and Croco try to blow up Haruhi with rockets, but she glares at them, causing her reality warping power to redirect them away.

• Kennifer now becomes the Fly, or more accurately, a vampire? and fly hybrid.

• Vincel, Cyber Shredder, Marianne and LOONA hold a serious meeting about how to survive in the game. However, Vincel induces mood whiplash by breaking into the dance.

• Tsarzn successfully upgrades his weapon.

• Vanessa tries to eat Jonathan, but she only turns his head into her favorite food, with Jonathan's face.

• Solid Snake will be proud. Also back to work of being evil?

• Ryoji suddenly appears on front of Alphys. Before she can admire him for anime, Ryoji launches a long beatdown. After Alphys is dead, he pees on her corpse.

• Benjamin threatens Bilbo using gangster slangs. While he has never heard ang of them, he's still scared.

• Sou manages to make Guardian Gameron work together with him on taking over the Arena.

• Surprisingly, Muriel tries to attack Peppermint Butler, but Neferpitou catches it. Three tributes then pass through it.

• Blablanadon takes an embarrassing photo of Toriel's head stuck on a steel chair, before showing it to Swampy and Island Cat.

• Aizen complains that being a villain like him in Panem is suffering after hearing their stance shout it.

• Flutterscotch tries to kill Cranky using a giant domino. However, the alligator pushes the domino back, so Flutterscotch gets crushed underneath instead.

• I guess you still have an aptitude for revolvers, W. Oh wait, that is a regular gunpowder gun, not an Originium gun that's powered by Arts.

• Julius receives a notification.

• Mothdrop makes a boast.

• Shalapouf's game gets ignored. Maybe it's the way he's a menacing villain.

• The Major Catcana reveal a special dark technique.

• Charlie wears sunglasses.

Fallen Tributes◊: Mr. Block, Loona, Mahiru and Mikan, Alphys, and Flutterscotch

Remaining Tributes: 41

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).