That's a HORRIBLE Crack Pairing

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Carrie Kruger x Joey Drew

Let's just say that Mako would be traumatized from Jo's extremely tough antics.

Uh, yeah, Carrie would be scared to no end about this, and isn't Joey Drew an adult?

Momo Yaoyorozu x Steve Smith

Joey was in a deep depression, losing his will to live. However he decided to make Carrie the star of his next project, giving him a reason to move on.

At least Steve is a step up compared to Minoru, though not by a whole lot.

Avatar Kyoshi and The Soldier

Edited by TheFarmboy on Sep 8th 2023 at 10:15:31 AM

Kyoshi would be a Tsundere for him, given that a man as jingoistic as Soldier reminds her of her missing parents.

I can see them getting along due to their nice and bubbly personalities.

Hyness loves a woman who can spread the good word of universal destruction. Dominator loves a man who'll revere her for her bad guy ways.

Skek-Sil X Canaletto

They grow to love each other almost as much as their unified love for power.

They bond over their issues as children, but somehow both end up failing to date because they get themselves lost into different countries of the South East regions each.

They're two monsters. Not knowing much about what truly makes a good couple, they just kinda fall in love.

Raldi x President Meat (Sparklecare) Both are absolutely unhinged owners of different buildings (a crackhouse for Raldi, and a hospital for Meat)

Edited by jtard on Sep 17th 2023 at 2:32:50 AM

The shared Mad Love between the two would spell disaster for the casts of their respective settings.

Let's just say that their "love" is more mad lust and mutual sadism. And their respective universes are pretty doomed to say the least.

Deku helps Meg unlock her true power: the ability to persist despite extreme misfortune. Peter gets suspicious of Meg dating a Japanese boy and Stewie is outraged he wasn't invited to Hero school.

Koba X Catra

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Koba desperately wants to ask Catra out, but feels conflicted on whether or not she's Etherian.

JB wrote a whole song of the strange and wonderful day he entered a restaurant run by a weird blue chef and his chubby purple son. But the sweetest part, was the man of Thrice Cream, whose jolly personality was as delightful as the dairy treat he was formed of.

Rigby X Nezumi Otoko

Aw come on man, two mischievous rodent men and you can't think of one interaction they'd have?

Edited by Snailfish on Sep 16th 2023 at 2:44:12 AM

This is too weird to even think about it

SheZow and Star Butterfly

Star feels that she's gotten the best of both worlds: a guy who's got hero experience, and a battle-loving gal pal.

Honestly, they'd make for good Opposites Attract material. Just make sure one of the hosts doesn't try cockblocking them.

Funny Valentine crosses the Moral Event Horizon even further with his terrifying advances towards Rosa, horrifying her to the point she runs off without any question.

you know what they say about Opposites Attract. Lillie would be terrified of Ryuko at first, and Ryuko would dismiss Lillie, before warming up to each other and thus Girls' Love ensues

Jake Marshall x The Man with No Name

Edited by coemedypink on Sep 30th 2023 at 10:51:08 PM

Mysterious cowboy-types in love. Maybe some Brokeback Mountain-type stuff ensues.

Chloe's new boyfriend has a mixed reaction from the Bears. Jeff is scheming enough to get on with Grizz, but Ice Bear creeps him out, and Panda doesn't approve. Chloe is just happy another human can share her experiences with talking bears.

Eda Clawthorne X Canaletto

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Let's just say Eda finds out what Canaletto's endgame is and wisely runs away as fast as possible away from him for her own safety.