Film watched: Agent for H.A.R.M.
- Crow and Servo are getting EXTREME in every mundane activity they're doing and invite Mike to join in. The only EXTREME thing he can think of is eating rice.
- Mike's EXTREME RICE fails to take off with the 'Bots, but he suddenly gets teleported off the SOL and sent to a courtroom where the Intergalactic Tribunal intends to make Mike answer for his wanton destruction of planets. Bobo is chosen to be his defense attorney and Pearl is the prosecutor, which doesn't bode well for Mike's chances. To top it all off, the judge sustains Pearl's opening request to make him watch another bad movie during the recesses.
- The 'Bots bake a linzertorte to send to Mike while he's in prison, though the power saw "hidden" inside it might be a little too obvious. Bobo's attempt to defend Mike turns into an incoherent ramble that only makes Mike look even more guilty.
- Bobo has the 'Bots speak for Mike's defense via video deposition. Servo treats it like a television special and doesn't say anything (let alone helpful) about Mike, while Crow just curses everybody out and Gypsy bluntly says that he didn't do it.
- Brain Guy is called to the stand to recount the events of Mike destroying the Observer planet. Leave it to Bobo to destroy his testimony over an apple pie.
- After some more questionable cross-examinations, the judge declares his verdict: Guilty. However, Mike's death sentence is instead commuted to 800 hours of community service for being an amicable lug, so he is sent back to the SOL and made to clean up the trash that the 'Bots have scattered around for him.
The MST3K presentation contains these tropes:
- Aesop Amnesia: Done on purpose in Mike's trial. He is offered an assortment of possible defense attorneys to represent him, including Bobo the Gorilla. Mike asks why Bobo is on the list, which the Sarcasm-Blind judge takes to mean he's choosing Bobo. Only a few seconds later Mike is offered his choice of prosecutors, including Pearl Forrester, and again his immediate response is to sarcastically say he's choosing Pearl. Even Mike admits he doesn't learn quickly.
- The Alcoholic: Adam's boss (mainly because he is played by Wendell Corey).
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking:Judge: Michael J. Nelson, you are charged with crimes against man and nature.
Mike: So that "failure to yield" finally went to bench warrant, huh? I knew I should've...
Judge: No, but now that we know about that we'll add that to the charges.
- Brief Accent Imitation: Mike and the bots find it amusing how Adam Chance growls "Drive!" to a mook, that they do an exaggerated version of that growl twice afterwards.Servo: (growling) DRIVE! While I do my grizzly bear impression!
Mike: (in a deep-throated growl) Driiiiiiive.
- Brutal Honesty: When Adam, visiting Stefanik's body in the morgue, ponders why Stefanik was unable to survive the spore attack:Adam: Maybe the low pressure of the flight here counteracted the antidote... maybe there is no antidote...
Crow: Maybe you botched the case, Adam.
- Callback: One short musical phrase reminds Mike and the bots of Torgo's theme song.
- Celebrity Resemblance: One of the thugs is almost a dead ringer for Prince, and as a result the riffs fly fast and furious. (Especially since Prince was from Minnesota.)
- Cluster Bleep-Bomb: Crow's testimony at Mike's trial.Crow: Is This Thing On? Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % [bleep]ing not guilty. And if you [bleep]s don't [bleep] find him innocent, then you can just [bleep]ing kiss my fat [bleep]ing [bleep]. And that [bleep]ing goes for your bull[bleep] court system, too! Mike, I'm so [bleep]ing sorry I couldn't [bleep]ing be there for this [bleep]ing [bleep]y really bogus trial, man. But let me [bleep] tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd [bleep]ing kick everyone's fat stupid [bleep]ing behinds and then cram it up their [bleep]ing [bleep]. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this [bleep] helps. Take care, Mike.
- Conviction by Contradiction: Bobo completely demolishes Observer's testimony during Mike's trial thanks to his encyclopedic knowledge of pies.
- The full scene is funny on a different level for those who know a thing or two about apple pies. Observer's whole testimony is more or less a litany of pie-baking don'ts, and the point Bobo "catches" him on is the least offender of the bunch.
- Meanwhile, Pearl attempts to do this to the Little Amish Boy, asking him if he buttoned up his pants or surfed the web. She fails.
- Creepy Uncle: Crow jokes about this with Dr. Stefanik and Ava, who is pretending to be his niece.Dr. Stefanik: It's incredible how close the two of us have gotten since she came to stay with me.
Crow: Ah, actually, it's illegal...
- Deliberately Monochrome: The trial, with tons of Chiaroscuro.
- French Jerk: After Dr, Stefanik's beret-wearing contact pulls a spore gun out and betrays the scientist at the border.Servo: "A traitorous Frenchman. Who would've thought?"
- Fun with Acronyms:Mike: Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Crow: Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts.
Servo: Heuristic Analog Rental Meat!
Mike: So "HARM" stands for "Hot And Ready, Ma'am".
(For the record: According to the big board in Adam's boss' office, it means "Human Aetiologicalnote Relations Machine.)
- Humans Are Bastards: An alien tribunal puts Mike Nelson, the Destroyer of Worlds himself on trial. The judge says Mike's actions are typical of mankind. However...
- Humanity on Trial: The judge chastises Mike as soon as he guesses that he's going through this trope.Mike: Oh, so it's one of those deals where I'm put on trial for all of humanity and their fate depends on my guilt or innocence?
Judge: No! Why are you trying to blame everyone else? You're the guilty one, don't try to drag everyone else down with you!
- Humanity on Trial: The judge chastises Mike as soon as he guesses that he's going through this trope.
- Insane Troll Logic: Pearl demolishes the Little Amish Boy's credibility as a witness, on the grounds that...she got some bad fudge at an Amish farm once. Not that calling a Little Amish Boy as a character witness for Mike in his trial was all that logical to begin with, but...
- Berserk Button: Pearl's accusation causes Bobo to vehemently defend Amish fudge as the finest in the world.
- Jail Bake: Crow and Servo bake a linzertorte with a power saw sticking out of it for Mike. At least Gypsy is fooled.
- Kangaroo Court: It's Mike's own fault, ironically, since out of all the people he chose to come to his trial, he stupidly chose Bobo as his attorney and Pearl as his prosecution. Though, to be fair, they were chosen only because the judge is a Literal Genie who's also Sarcasm-Blind (although, as Mike admits, he clearly doesn't learn very fast).
- To be fair, Mike did request St. Therese of Lisieux as his prosecutor, but she was on a racketeering case for the Bronx D.A.
- Lie Back and Think of England:Mike: She's thinking of England, France, the entire European community, the Middle East...
- Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds: Trope Namer.
- Mundane Made Awesome: Crow and Servo partake in EXTREME YOGA and EXTREME PHILATELY! Mike tries to get into EXTREME RICE, but fails.
- Nausea Fuel: Invoked. Near the end, a revulsed Mike says that the film can be used as an ipecac (which induces vomiting.)
- No Budget: Invoked. Mike expresses disappointment that people wasted an entire weekend making this movie.
- One-Man Army: One soldier chasing the two escaping scientists across the Iron Curtain.Servo: In its final days, budget cuts reduced the Soviet army to one soldier.
- Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping: The Judge's voice changed accents and octaves in every segment.
- Running Gag: Singing the James Bond theme everytime something doesn't happen. (For the record, that's thirteen times over the course of the movie.)Servo: He maintains an appliance. DA-DA-DA-DAAH!
- Mike and the bots also have a field day with the one henchman who looks like Prince.
- How the love interest supposedly looks like a baby.
- Referencing the hero's cardigan sweaters.
- Talking in a New England lockjaw whenever a preppy-looking henchman shows up.Servo (as Adam strangles the preppy henchman with a coat hanger): Pops, there's a man giving a squish-squash to the ol' wind tube!
- Character's stopping midway through a conversation to walk across the room to stand closer together.
- Adam's boss being an alcoholic because of his slurred speech.
- Shout-Out: A lot, as is par for the course for MST3K. One notable shoutout is to The Three Stooges.Servo: I will Agent For Haaaaaaaaaaarm you!
- Simple Country Lawyer: Bobo suddenly turns into Matlock for much of the trial, with some Peyton Place thrown in. (Whether or not he's a brilliant orator and legal counsel or the same old dumb, smelly ape in a white suit playing at being an expert has mostly to do with Rule of Funny — and his love of pies.)
- Useless Protagonist: Adam which the guys lampshade at the end.Mike: So the only thing he did in this movie was call the Vienna Archery Association?Tom: That's it.