The Killer: That's not a horror movie.
Drew: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
The 1996 film where basketball star Shaquille O'Neal plays a rapping genie.
The alleged story is about a kid named Maxwell "Max" Connor (Francis Capra) stumbles into an abandoned building and finds a magic boombox containing Kazaam (Shaquille O'Neal): an actual genie. Naturally, the kid doesn't believe what he sees but Kazaam eventually manages to convince him that he's a legitimate genie that will grant him three wishes. Meanwhile, Alice Connor (Ally Walker) Max's mother is about to remarry and decided to confess that his real father actually lives in the same city as them so Max decides to find him. It turns out his father Nick Matteo (James Acheson) is a musical talent agent who later "discovers" Kazaam. His evil boss finds out Kazaam is a genie and tries to figure out how to claim this power for himself.
The film got smacked at the box office; it made $18,937,262 in the United States market against a $20 million budget, while critics gave the film overwhelmingly negative reviews.
- "I Am" Song: "I Am Kazaam"
- Benevolent Genie: And a hip one at that.
- Be the Ball: During the climax when Shaq's character uses his genie magic to turn the villain into a ball and slam dunks him into a garbage chute, since, you know, he's a basketball player.
- Big "NO!": Kazaam yells "No" when he sees Max seemingly dead at the end of the film.
- Big Ol' Eyebrows: The villain, Malik.
- The Cast Show Off: Well, attempt to. The "rapping genie" schtick was meant to capitalize on Shaq's similarly failed efforts to break into rap music.Kazaam: So it's me and Habert in a thousand BC, praying to the Gods.
Max: And what do you see?
Kazaam: A man with a halo and a nasty decree: "I'll save your butt, but you're gonna serve me. So I nod to Habert, he nods to me. And when the magic is over, we ain't men...
Both: WE'RE GENIE!
- Character Title
- Digital Piracy Is Evil: Max's father works for a music company that specializes in piracy.
- Disappeared Dad: Subverted because Max later finds him. Too bad he's sort of a Jerkass.
- Disney Death: Max. Not surprising.
- Dull Surprise: Shaq. When he's not the Large Ham, of course.
- Flat-Earth Atheist: The genie doesn't believe in fairy tales. The... GENIE... doesn't believe in fairy tales! HELLO!?!!
- Maybe he's really a cynic who was disillusioned by the fact not all of the wishes he granted made his previous owners happy.
- Gainax Ending: Kazaam at the end glows for some reason, brings Max back to life, and somehow transforms into some ethereal form, become a djinn.
- Genie in a Bottle: In Kazaam's case, a boombox. Because, you know, he likes to rap.
- HeelFace Turn: At the end, Max's father refuses to work for Malik anymore, especially when his son is endangered. He willingly allows himself to be taken by the authorities, but not before he tells Max he'll clean up and hopes they can rekindle their relationship.
- Incredibly Lame Pun: At one point in his "rap", Kazaam says "Let's Green Egg and HAM it!"
- Jerkass: Malik, who wants to enslave Kazaam and kills Max near the end.
- Magical Negro: Kazaam. Literally.
- Parental Abandonment: Max's Dad has been missing for a long time.
- Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: "Wish Not Granted."
- Product Placement: At one point, Kazaam makes it rain candy and snacks. All of which are brand name products.
- Sadly Mythtaken: A major plot point is Kazaam's desire to become a djinn, which he describes as a genie that's been freed from servitude (which he achieves in the ending). Unfortunately, "djinn" is either simply the plural of genie, or just another term for genie which can be used interchangeably; either way there is absolutely NO distinction between the 2 words. Of course, screwing up some mythology is the least of the film's problems.
- Say My Name
- Scary Black Man: Kazaam, albeit completely by accident.
- Would Hurt a Child: Malik who kills Max by pushing him down an elevator shaft.