Characters / Kid Time Storytime

Two-Tone

Two-Tone, emphasis on the second syllable, is a little plushy cat who mainly acts like a normal cat but sometimes does something more person-like. In-universe, he was adopted from a rescue shelter, so he's sort of Eileen's pet cat.

• Cuddle Bug: Like most cats, he sits on people's laps.
• Meaningful Name: He is called Two-Tone because he has two colours (black and white).
• Nearly Normal Animal: Occasionally, he will speak (but in a meowy way), he doesn't lick himself like a normal cat, and he can understand English. Apart from that, however, he acts just like a normal cat.
• Speech-Impaired Animal: Usually he just meows, but when he speaks, it's in a meowy voice.

Maleficent (aka Witcheficent)

A plastic toy of Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. She's the complainer of the group and likes spooky things such as ghosts and darkness.

• Dark Is Evil: She's an evil fairy and wears black.
• Deadpan Snarker: She has a smart mouth and often calls the other characters "things".
• Evil Cannot Stand Cuteness: She often complains about the stories being too cute or happy.
• Obviously Evil: Being a Disney villain, she wears a black cloak.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Her love for bat stew is a running gag.

Curious George

A plushy of the monkey from Curious George.

• Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Unlike the real Curious George, he wears a shirt and hat.
• Nearly Normal Animal: Just like the real Curious George, he acts like a normal monkey but can understand English. He also wears clothes, unlike the real Curious George.

Green Bear

The youngest of the Bear brothers at age eight. He's pretty mischievous, doing things like missing school and pulling pranks.

• Accessory-Wearing Cartoon Animal: Wears only a bow tie.
• Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: Is, well, a green bear.
• Color Character: His name is Green Bear.
• Funny Animal: Is a bear but acts just like a human.
• In-Series Nickname: Maleficent calls him Green Thing and is adamant about calling him that even when he corrects her.
• The Prankster: He likes to pull practical jokes.
• Species Surname: Green Bear.
• Sweet Tooth: Likes cookies.

Pink Bear

The middle brother of the Bear family at age ten, who's also mischievous, but not as much as Green Bear.

• Accessory-Wearing Cartoon Animal: Like his brothers, he wears only a bow tie.
• Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: Just like his name suggests, he's a pink bear.
• Color Character: Pink Bear is his name.
• Dude Looks Like a Lady: Apparently, he's been mistaken for a girl due to being pink.
• Funny Animal: He's a bear but acts just like a human.
• The Prankster: Not as much as Green Bear, but still a practical joker.
• Species Surname: Pink Bear.
• Sweet Tooth: He likes cookies almost as much as Green Bear.

Red Bear

The eldest Bear brother at age twelve. More mischievous than Pink Bear, but still not as much as Green Bear.

• Accessory-Wearing Cartoon Animal: Wears a bow tie.
• Amazing Technicolor Wildlife: A red bear.
• Color Character: Red Bear.
• Funny Animal: Just like the other bears, he acts like a human.
• The Prankster: He's a practical joker like his brothers.
• Species Surname: Red Bear.
• Sweet Tooth: He likes cookies just like his brothers. He also likes chocolate so much that in the reading of Bear Feels Sick, he faked illness to get some chocolate.

Abuela/Grandma Bear

The grandma of the Bear brothers. She speaks both English and Spanish, so she goes by both Abuela and Grandma, though she doesn't speak English as fluently as Spanish.

• Blunt Metaphors Trauma: Apparently she's still learning English idioms.
• Funny Animal: Like her grandsons, she's a bear but acts like a human.
• Granny Classic: Downplayed. She's nurturing and cooks but doesn't act 100% like a stereotypical old lady.
• Supreme Chef: She's famous for her cooking.
• Unnamed Parent: She's the grandma of the Bear brothers, so she's the mother of one of their parents, and her real name is unknown.

Tibby

A shark who apparently eats people.

• Affably Evil: Even though he eats humans, he talks in a friendly way.
• Alliterative Name: His last name, apparently, is Tiburon.
• Talking Animal: Can talk, but otherwise acts like a particularly aggressive normal shark.
• Threatening Shark: He apparently eats people.

Fushia Fish

A social butterfly for a fish!

Another talking fish, who thankfully does not eat people, and is very sociable.

• Color Character: Her name is Fushia Fish.
• Missing Mom: Her mother apparently got lost once and Fushia doesn't know where she is.
• Species Surname: Fushia Fish.

Gilles

A romantic giraffe with a French accent.

• Civilised Animal: He can talk and eats cookies and cheese, but he also walks on all fours, doesn't wear clothes, and eats hay.
• Large Ham: Sometimes he can be dramatic, but he's not nearly as dramatic as Olivia.
• Misplaced Wildlife: He lives with Eileen who lives in America, and he originally came from France. You don't get giraffes in America or France.
• Polyamory: Has at least two girlfriends.
• Vague Age: He's an adult, but no one knows his exact age. Eileen reckons he's about 35.

Doug

A nine-year-old hybrid creature (his mother is a dinosaur and his father is a dragon) who is very kind and also quite sensitive. He also happens to be Jewish.

• Breath Weapon: Notable aversion. Being half-dinosaur means he can't breathe fire.
• Dinosaurs Are Dragons: Apparently, dinosaurs and dragons are so similar they can interbreed.
• Shrinking Violet: He's pretty timid.

Corny

A unicorn with a high, warbly voice.

• Early-Installment Weirdness: In early videos, she squeaked instead of speaking.
• A Lizard Named "Liz": Her name, Corny, is a pun on being a unicorn.
• Sweet Tooth: She likes eating candy and cupcakes.
• Unicorn: She's a unicorn just like her name suggests.
• Vague Age: Claims to be over a hundred but is probably around five in unicorn years. Then again, the website says she's four.

Hooty

An owl who mainly just says, "hoo hoo".

• Diurnal Nocturnal Animal: He's an owl but is seen active during the day.
• A Lizard Named "Liz": Is named Hooty because owls hoot.
• Nearly Normal Animal: He mainly acts like a normal animal but understands English.
• Owls Ask "Who?": Sometimes his "hoo" noises are mistaken for a question.
• Vague Age: He claims to be either four or six years old, but can already fly.

White Rat

A rat who likes cheese. He and Gray Rat grew up in two different homes because his parents are divorced.

• Color Character: White Rat.
• Species Surname: White Rat.
• Stock Animal Diet: Like most fictional rats, he likes cheese.
• Talking Animal: He can talk, but otherwise acts like a normal rat.
• Trademark Favorite Food: His love for cheese is one of his defining traits.

Gray Rat

White Rat's brother, who isn't as often seen as White Rat. He likes cheese just as much but prefers to cook it.

• Civilised Animal: Like his brother, he can talk, and he also prefers to cook his cheese, but other than that he acts like a normal rat.
• Color Character: Gray Rat.
• Species Surname: Gray Rat.
• Stock Animal Diet: Downplayed. He likes cheese but prefers it cooked.

Mickey Mouse

A plushy of Disney's Mickey Mouse.

• Funny Animal: Just like the real Mickey, he walks on two legs and acts like a human.
• Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal: Wears only pants and shoes.

Olivia

A theatrical ostrich.

• Large Ham: Like most characters associated with theatre, she's pretty dramatic.
• The Night Owl: Apparently, she likes to stay up late.

Octavius

An octopus.

• Abnormal Allergy: Apparently, he's allergic to whales and seafood restaurants.
• A Lizard Named "Liz": Both his name and species start with "oct", which means eight.
• Vague Age: On the site, his age is listed as "no one knows".

Random Rooster

A rooster who pops up randomly.

• Alliterative Name: Random Rooster.
• Hidden Depths: He apparently speaks crow.
• No Indoor Voice: According to the official site, he's known for loudness.
• Species Surname: His last name is "Rooster".

Perry

An elderly pelican police officer.

Dill

A bonkers pickle.

• Anthropomorphic Food: Is a pickle.
• Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: According to the website, his attention span lasts 4.2 seconds.
• Cloud Cuckoolander: His main shtick is that he's very goofy. At one point, for instance, he wonders what being a carrot would be like.

Lana Lamb

A baby lamb.

• The Baby of the Bunch: She is considered to be the youngest of the puppets, given that she's an infant.
• The Unintelligible: She speaks in babbles instead of words. Then again, she is a baby.

Farah Fox

A fox.