549a. Or if you remember to roll when you land.
550. Crises are known to be put on hold when you're tending to side missions.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.551. Being a single paper cut away from death will not slow you down
552. The bottom of a cliff is always fatal, regardless of how fast you are falling or what you land on
553. There are exactly two kinds of medicine, the ones that instantly heal your wounds and the ones that give you a short term performance boost, neither will ever have harmfull long-term effects no matter how much you take
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again554. Audio logs nearly always show how much more fucked up the situation actually is.
555. If you just stay in the corner until the breathing noises stop and the corners of your vision fade back from red, you'll be fine no matter how dead you were.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?556. Be careful of capitalists, they may want to terraform your planet
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."557: If at least one other person has Ripple-Effect-Proof Memory, then Save Scumming would be an absolutely useless (or otherwise highly inconvenient) ability in Real Life — especially when it comes to being an otherwise blatant jerk.
Edited by aNinjaWithAIDS on Feb 21st 2019 at 9:13:07 AM
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.558. Enjoy the Story, Skip the Game for those who watched the playthrough of lengthy game.
"Making screw-ups and mistakes was I ever really good at. Because everything I touch went to hell."560. Eating 28 cooked sharks in about 5 seconds to restore all you health woes!
The Rosers were red. The Drownies are blue. I know What the Thunder Said. Do you?562. Connecting to a person from another world via chat system's the only way to save your life.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 21st 2019 at 6:43:16 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"563. Poking another person's bowl is an offence punishable by death.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on Aug 21st 2019 at 11:25:57 AM
You can find me here now.567. Casual wear covereth a multitude of sins, including the ones forged into full plate mail that you are currently wearing.
568. It doesn't matter if it's by explosives, poison, or what have you; when you die, you assplode.
I was born on a dark and stormy night. When my cord was cut the power blacked out. So what makes you think I want to discuss this Jesus guy?569. As long as they’re either dizzy or blocking, you can throw anyone of any size no matter how large the difference in size or what kind of throw you’re using.
Edited by VidExGuy on May 9th 2020 at 3:10:40 AM
Forum signature.570. The only thing that matters when making armor is what material you use, the basic design has no impact on the armor's weight or protective quality
Edited by johannes4123 on May 9th 2020 at 12:27:53 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again571. When you die, you'll be fine in a couple of seconds but you drop some of your money. Pick it up before it disappears.
571b: Doing something is easy, doing everything is brutally difficult.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Aug 20th 2021 at 9:10:00 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!572: When you see a tree in Pokémon and it can't be cut down, then it is not a tree.
573: Berries take a while to grow back, so be patient!
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."575: You can't kill someone with a single bullet unless you shoot them in the head.
What happens when we reach 1000?
576: Every human that isn’t you and your friends is weird and has a long nose.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Oct 16th 2020 at 2:44:24 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
549. Jumping from large monuments, buildings or trees is always safe if you can spot some hay, wheat or foliage to fall into.