To watch a planet
Shrivel up and die!
Oh, it's thrilling,
To be a villain!
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry,
Cause I'm the Bad Guy!
Redcloak: "I'm so glad your conversion to a life-draining mockery of all that is beautiful has proven to be such a barrel of laughs."
Xykon: "Me too!"
And I'm full of joy!
The most agreeable feeling I've ever had!
Oh, I never feel the least bit guilty, though I reckon I s'pose I should
Instead I'm rotten right to the core, 'cause it feels so good!
Filled with evil, but truly alive!
It's the truth that cannot be denied!
It's the feeling of being Edward Hyde!
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Skyler: If I have to hear, one more time, that you did this for the family...
Walter: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was...really...I was alive.
Holden: No, no. Feels great. Strong. Like I'm connected to a powerful all-consuming evil that's gonna suck the world into a fiery oblivion. How 'bout you?
But it's hard to be a saint
When you're full of sin,
Why would I ever think of goin' back
When it feels so fuckin' good to be bad?
GLaDOS: That's funny, I don't feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.
Stormer: Come with us! We can help reverse—
Fire Lord: No no no no, you've got it all wrong. Negligence made us this way. Twisted, dark, evil... but we like it!
Hatching out of the darkness as it wakes
Going after a sweet forbidden fruit
Evil has never felt so fucking good
Cortex: Well actually, it's pretty fun. You should try it! You know, riding around in huge rumbling machines and whatnot. Very stimulating.
The Joker: Why? You need a reason? It's probably the same reason I beat that puppy to death with a kitten last week. When the howling and meowing stops and all you're left with is a mess of fur and blood and brains — well, you just can't beat that warm glowing feeling inside.