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"Here we see how Fortress Ovum is besieged by countless little warriors."

There has been a great many arguments that are probably best left off the wiki about when a person actually becomes a person. Is it when they're born? Is it when they're still in utero but starting to look like a baby? Or is it even when they're still a zygote? Most people agree that a sperm by itself (and an ovum by itself) is not a person. In fiction, on the other hand...

This trope is, essentially, when sperm cells are anthropomorphized. Given that humans are ultimately the product of the two gametes which combined to form the zygote, it's quite easy to imagine these cells as fully sentient, human-like beings in the way they get to their target, since with the magic of genetic variation, every cell that has a chance at making someone has its own genetic quirks, comparable to actual humans. Quite often, the sperm will have attributes like facial features or personality similar to either the man they're "living" in or the man's child they will end up conceiving. They will treat conception like a big event, often a race, with the egg as the "prize".

On the subject of the egg, it is rarely anthropomorphized in the same way, possibly because ova do not move in the same way sperm do, but on the rare cases it is anthropomorphized, it will be a female, just as the sperm are nearly always portrayed as male (although the sperm might be portrayed as female if carries the two X chromosomes required to conceive a girl).

Another weird point is that the semen they're supposed to live in is often not visible, possibly so that the living sperm can be seen clearly, not to mention the fact that physical depictions of semen are more often than not considered Not Safe for Work.

Conception is usually portrayed as the sperm forcing its way into the egg or just sitting next to the egg, and what happens to the other sperm cells is either they get disappointed, they just disappear, they die, or it's not touched upon. It's actually much more complex in Real Life, with the egg outright developing a sort of armour plating - specifically, its zona pellucida extracellular matrix - to wall itself off from further sperm cells after fertilization, while the cells that didn't make it end up dying; even getting to the egg is a bigger hassle than popularly portrayed, as many cells die along the way due to the high acidity of a woman's... inner sanctum. The possibility of fraternal twins or tripletsnote  isn't often mentioned either, which interestingly enough could be one way of reconciling this biological Plot Hole. Of course, don't expect any of this to be touched upon in most instances of this trope, as real-life complexities don't exactly make for a cohesive one-off segment in a narrative.

A variation is when a person tells another person about "when you were a sperm" or mentions "when I was a sperm" or talks about "having been the fastest sperm".

Sub-trope of Anthropomorphized Anatomy

This trope is often used to either teach kids about "the birds and the bees" or as Vulgar Humour. Compare Anthropomorphic Food, Living Toys, Animate Inanimate Object, Egg Folk and Talking Poo for other anthropomorphic things, and I Call Him "Mr. Happy" for more realistic personification that has to do with male privates. Not Truth in Television of course, but for centuries, it was thought to be. Sperm cells were thought to contain "homunculi", i.e. tiny humans who developed in the woman's body.


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  • A banned commercial for Durex condoms has a man meeting with a woman for a date, only to be trampled over by a bunch of anthropomorphic sperm that come racing straight towards the woman, only to be stopped by a wall of latex (presumably the condom being advertised).

    Anime & Manga 
  • Cells at Work! CODE BLACK, being a series in which all bodily cells are anthropomorphized, obviously utilizes this trope upon discussing the nature of sperm cells. Here, they're depicted as people wearing sperm-shaped mechanisms around their torsos, complete with flagella.
    • Likewise, the spin-off Cells at Work! Lady depicts them as young, Bishōnen adventurers outside of their sperm-pods, which parallels the ovum being represented as a royal princess.
  • An episode of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt has a parody of the D Day landings with sperm as the soldiers of a man jacking off with Kleenex, which kills the sperm on contact. Their ghosts act as the Monster of the Week, who destroy stocks of tissue as revenge. The ending revisits the regular sperm, where their attempts to fertilize are again thwarted, this time by a condom.

  • Several baby onesies have writing about being sperm, with messages ranging from "Daddy's little squirt" to "I won my first race" to "I was nearly swallowed".

    Comic Strips 
  • One The Far Side comic has some sperm pretending to have different occupations so that the egg will "let them in". Another has a sperm with an outboard motor.
  • A B. Kliban cartoon titled "My Dad, the Swimming Champ", depicts a giant sperm in a necktie leaning against a fireplace mantel that holds a gigantic trophy.
  • A frequently circulated comic of unknown origin has two recently-swallowed sperm cells talking to each other, not realizing how disappointed they're going to be. It's best known due to Memetic Mutation replacing the second sperm's dialogue with a reveal that they're inside something more obscene, often an animal.
    Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the Fallopian tubes?
    Sperm 2: Still a long way to go... We've only passed the tonsils.
  • A German comic by Norman Winter features two sperm cells speeding along inside a tube. One says how they think they'll be a boy, and the other replies that they won't be anything — they're in the throat.
  • One comic panel of unknown origin has two sperm cells talking to one another. One says, "I can't wait to be a proud white nationalist like Dad!", to which the other responds, "dude, we're in a Latina."

    Film — Animation 

    Film — Live-Action 
  • Bride of Frankenstein has homunculi (tiny people thought to come from sperm in the past) living in a jar.
  • The opening/fertilization sequence of Dieter Der Film (Dieter: The Movie), a German animated film based on Dieter Bohlen's note  autobiography.
  • Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask: The final sequence has this, with the egg being non-sentient, and a goal for the sperm. It also has a brain trying to figure out how to make the man have an erection, and sperm talking to each other about condoms and homosexual encounters. And one of the sperm - just one - is very obviously black. The other sperm cells look curiously at this out-of-place comrade.
  • In Getting Straight, the students watch a sex ed video that shows animated sperm swimming around an egg. One student yells, "Back, back, you fools! We've been tricked! It's only a wet dream!"
  • In The Great Fight, one character tells a joke about three guys bragging about their excellent memories. The first guy says he remembers having his diaper changed. The second says he remembers being born. The third says he remembers going to a party with his father, and coming home with his mother.
  • The opening/fertilization sequence of Look Who's Talking has all the sperm talking excitedly as they race each other to be the first to the egg.
  • Played with in The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, where humans in white outfits are used as symbolism for sperm. They then reach the end of the track and are confused at not finding an egg, get caught in a plastic tarp, and get gunned down to symbolize non-vaginal sex, condoms, and spermicide respectively.
  • Implied in Osmosis Jones: One scene inside Frank's brain has a likeness of a sperm cell on a pedestal, which is drawn completely realistic unlike the other cells, but is credited as "Our Founder".

  • One joke involves a conversation between sperm.
    Sperm 1: I am the strongest, I will get to the egg first.
    Sperm 2: I am the fastest, I will get to the egg first.
    Slow Sperm Who Hadn't Spoken: Guys, are you aware we are all actually inside a condom? (everyone leaves except him) And this is how geniuses are born!
  • Comparable setting, the Orphaned Punchline suffices: "Run for your life, it's a blowjob!"
  • Yet another:
    Sperm 1: Are we close to the ovum?
    Sperm 2: Close? We haven't even passed the tonsils yet!

  • Its Not The Stork anthropomorphizes the sperm, the egg, and the zygote.
  • Inverted in Middlesex, in which Cal imagines himself and his brother as tiny homunculi inside their eggs, waiting to be fertilized.
  • In Mummy Laid An Egg, the kids draw faces and speech bubbles on the sperm, which they call "seeds".
  • One issue of Brazilian magazine Superinteressante had a short story about reproduction with the brain as a war room and the sperm as an army. The author, however, didn't properly research and some Artistic License Biology is present - the one that fertilizes finds an opening into the egg, when in truth sperm breaches into the egg.
  • Where Willy Went is about a sperm named Willy and his rival Butch. The strange thing is, Edna Browne, the girl Willy conceives, is bad at math and good at swimming, like Willy was.

    Live-Action TV 
  • The Red Dwarf episode "Backwards" is set in a dimension where time and aging works backwards. Lister dreads becoming a sperm.
    Lister: And worse than that — in 25 years I'll be a little sperm, swimming around in somebody's testicles! I mean, pardon me, but that's just not how I saw my future!
  • The Star Trek: Voyager episode "Someone to Watch Over Me" has the Doctor try to teach Seven of Nine how to date. Seven, due to being raised by a hive mind of emotionless cyborgs known as the Borg, doesn't see the point of romance and thinks it's all about procreation. When the Doctor goes through the mating habits of various alien species, he starts explaining how procreation works, describing the ovum as a "fortress" and the sperm as "little warriors". Seven of Nine interrupts, saying that she already knows how that works.
  • In one "Party Quirks" game on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Colin Mocherie plays a "BAD-TEMPERED SPERM TRYING TO FIND ITS EGG".

  • The Koit song "Egg and Sperm" is about some sperm trying to reach the egg.
  • The Sparks song "Tryouts for the Human Race."
    Tryouts for the human race, from Burlington to Bonn
    Ah, we are a quarter billion strong
    Tryouts for the human race, from twilight time 'til dawn
    We just want to be someone

    Video Games 
  • In Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude, dialogue trees are represented as sperm cells with faces controlled by the player.
  • In Spermination, you play as a sperm racing other sperms and collecting armor, rocket launchers, and even the resulting baby.

  • NSFW Comix in the early days has two "left-dwelling" sperm characters and their shenanigans to fertilize an egg. One is portrayed as a Soviet, the other a beatnik.

    Web Original 
  • This Bored Panda list of funny things said by kids and one was a boy who said that he wasn't in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy's balls.
  • DarkMatter2525:
    • A minor character is Holy-Ghost Money-Shot, the magical sperm of Yahweh, who wears a wizard's hat and apparently impregnated the Virgin Mary.
    • "Lord of the Nuva Rings" is a Shout-Out to The Lord of the Rings, in which all the characters are sperm looking for the uterus but then find a uvula instead.
  • In the Weebl & Bob music video "Babies", sperms with Weebl's face are briefly seen swimming towards an egg cell.

    Western Animation 

    Real Life 
  • When Antonius van Leeuwenhoek invented the first crude working microscope in the late 17th Century, one of many things he investigated in detail was human semen. He is the first person to have seen, and accurately sketched, sperm cells. However, this did not prevent a sort of Urban Myth sprouting up, where each sperm was popularly viewed as a sort of "witch's broomstick" being "flown" by a fully developed, albeit microscopically tiny, human being called a "homunculus". Elaborations on this legend began to circulate, with some people alleging the homunculus was a perfect but tiny version of the human its conceived baby would grow up to become. Even though van Leeuwenhoek accurately explained the process of conception and that there was nothing like a homunculus involved, the fanciful version persisted, possibly because it was more imaginatively vivid than the reality.


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Homer's sperm

Homer Simpson imagines his sentient sperm conceiving one of the kids.

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