: Wait - isn't he in the, uh... Groin-Kick-Void or whatever? Housemaster
: I KIK HIM IN NUTZZZLOLOL!!!
Do you think word has gotten around the military yet about me? They're like, "dude, seriously, I heard there was this guy-" Michael:
Dick Puncherello. Geoff:
Johnson told me about it. He just fuckin' was like an animal, like, every dick he saw... Michael:
There was no dick left unpunched. Geoff:
Guys were running away like crazy, cupping their balls, in every direction. Michael:
Swanson thought he was safe in the latrine. That's when they got him! Geoff:
I'm not even kidding, dude. It was a dick massacre. Michael:
It was a horrible night. Geoff:
All I heard was the sound of grown men whimpering and sobbing.