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Milly's father: "What?! Why is this chair all wet?!"
Milly: "Marmalade—-"
Milly's father: "Ugh! Oh, that's disgusting!"
Milly: "No, not that— she knocked a vase over; it's just water."
Milly, Molly the animated series, "Marmalade and the Birds"

Music

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning:
She fell in a barrel of...
Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
— "The Shaving Cream Song"

Western Animation

Princess: "I know [what your secret is]! You wet the bed!"
General: "No!"
Princess: "When I do that, I put a sheet over it."
General: "I did not wet the bed!"
Little Princess, "I Can Keep a Secret"

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