History Quotes / GroinAttack

29th May '16 4:16:16 PM Hjortron18
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->"And now let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clamshell to turn a T-Rex...into a T-Rachel!"
-->-- '''Buck''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge3DawnOfTheDinosaurs''

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14th May '16 5:52:30 PM contrafanxxx
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->Ooh, grabbed his clusters!
-->-- '''Martin Riggs''', ''[[Film/LethalWeapon Lethal Weapon 3]]''
6th May '16 11:47:39 PM Trogdor7620
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->''"No, no, NO, NOOO! [[OwMyBodyPart MY TESTICLES!!]] I LOVE THEM!!"''
-->-- ''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye'', seeing [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Cassie Cage's]] [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill X-Ray attack]]
1st Apr '16 10:29:50 AM Tron80
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->“Look, if ''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Tzeentch]]'' were to actually appear before me after all this in a form with balls to knee instead of some sort of gibbering, tentacled monstrosity capable of driving lesser beings mad with the merest glimpse, then I think it is fair to say that He is asking for the patella to connect with the groin. It will probably even be part of one of His plans, so I honestly won’t feel bad at all,” I explain with bitter annoyance at being underestimated, again.
-->-- '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
7th Mar '16 7:46:37 PM magmablock
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->Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.
-->-- '''Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz''', ''Film/InglouriousBasterds''
6th Feb '16 2:04:43 PM KaeozCrimson
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->YOUR DICK IS REVOKED!
-->-- '''Maaya''', while delivering a kick powerful enough to lift someone four times his weight three inches off the ground, ''BioMeatNectar''

3rd Dec '15 10:53:25 AM jedipikachu9009
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-> "Congratulations. Today's the day a girl is gonna touch you in your special place."
-->-- '''Penny''', ''Series/BigBangTheory'' when helping Sheldon get his items back in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''.
25th Nov '15 1:24:18 PM iowaforever
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->'''Junior:''' So, you know who I am. You got a name, Sweetheart?\\
'''Yang:''' (''Giggles'') Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of "Sweetheart" you can just call me "Sir". (''Crunch'')\\
'''Junior:''' (''[[InstantSoprano Yelps in pain]] as Yang grabs his crotch'')
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw_aAS7vWI Yellow Trailer]]
7th Nov '15 11:33:40 AM Tacitus
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->"[[CallingYourAttacks HORSE KICKS FOR THE CROWN JEWELS!]]"

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->"[[CallingYourAttacks ->[[CallingYourAttacks HORSE KICKS FOR THE CROWN JEWELS!]]"JEWELS!]]



->'''Spanker:''' What are you going to do about it, old man?\\
'''Jason Bentley:''' Well first I'm going to lean this way... (''dodges punch'') lean that way... (''dodges punch'') have a glass of wine... (''elbows Spanker as he drinks'') and then scratch my knee. (''knees Spanker in the groin'')
-->-- ''Series/TheComicStripPresents'', "Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown"



->'''Spanker:''' What are you going to do about it, old man?
->'''Jason Bentley:''' Well first I'm going to lean this way... (''dodges punch'') lean that way... (''dodges punch'') have a glass of wine... (''elbows Spanker as he drinks'') and then scratch my knee. (''knees Spanker in the groin'')
-->-- ''Series/TheComicStripPresents'', "Detectives on the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown"



->This day has been nothing but insults and punches to groin...
-->-- '''Gregor''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''



-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

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-->--''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''



->''"This day has been nothing but insults and punches to groin..."''
-->--'''Gregor''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''



->'''Goku:''': ''(Soprano)'' He punched me in the dick? Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Not so funny now, is it, Kakkarot?!

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->'''Goku:''': ''(Soprano)'' ->'''Dr. Gero:''' Weakness... identified!\\
'''Android 13:''' (''grins, grabs Goku's leg and readies a punch'')\\
'''Goku:''' Hey, what are you- (''echoing scream'')\\
(''FlashForward to'')\\
'''Teen!Gohan:''' Alright Goten, it's your job to chuck these as hard as you can, so I can be all trained up to face off against Dad in the tournament. Now stand behind that line and-\\
'''Goten:''' (''[[{{Retgone}} vanishes]]'')\\
'''Teen!Gohan:''' Goten? ...What was I doing here?\\
(''and back in the present'')\\
'''Goku:''' [-[[InstantSoprano
He punched me in the dick? Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?\\
dick?]]-]\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[CallBack Not so funny now, is it, Kakkarot?!Kakkarot?!]]



->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' So, you went after [[PerkyFemaleMinion Harley]], huh?\\

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->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' So, you went after [[PerkyFemaleMinion [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Harley]], huh?\\



->'''Splinter''': Don't make me have to pull out the Italian sausage on yo' ass!\\
'''The Shredder''': (''gets kicked by Splinter'') AUGH MY NUTS!\\
'''Raphael''': Damn, somebody's nuts just got fucked up!
-->-- '''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment''''s GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''



-> [W]hy does every woman have to rip my penis off?
-->-- '''Jobe Wilkins''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' [[spoiler: yes, this happened more than once; the second time, referred to here, was a prosthetic organ Jobe had created to replace the one detached by [[DealWithTheDevil Carmilla]] when she forcefully completed his accidental GenderBending transformation against his wishes.]]

-> ''"I think I'll have the [[GroinAttack crunched nuts]]."''

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-> [W]hy ->[W]hy does every woman have to rip my penis off?
-->-- '''Jobe Wilkins''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' [[spoiler: yes, [[note]]yes, this happened more than once; the second time, referred to here, was a prosthetic organ Jobe had created to replace the one detached by [[DealWithTheDevil Carmilla]] when she forcefully completed his accidental GenderBending transformation against his wishes.]]

-> ''"I
wishes[[/note]]

->I
think I'll have the [[GroinAttack crunched nuts]]."''





->'''Splinter''': Don't make me have to pull out the Italian sausage on yo' ass!\\
'''The Shredder''': ''(gets kicked by Splinter)'' AUGH MY NUTS!\\
'''Raphael''': Damn, somebody's nuts just got fucked up!
-->--'''WebVideo/MyWayEntertainment''''s GagDub of ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''



-->--'''Joni Ernst''''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU "Squeal"]] ad

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-->--'''Joni -->-- '''Joni Ernst''''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU "Squeal"]] ad
1st Nov '15 8:48:39 AM Blazer
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->'''Goku:''': ''(Soprano)'' He punched me in the dick? Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?\\
'''Vegeta:''' Not so funny now, is it, Kakkarot?!
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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