History Quotes / GroinAttack

22nd Apr '17 5:19:56 PM Yukianesa
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->''"Earth Rick C-137! The council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, [[AndIMustScream which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also]], every ten seconds, it stabs your balls."''
-->-- '''Council of Ricks Spokesperson''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''
17th Apr '17 12:10:23 AM beergood
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->'''Jefferson:''' Now, Al, I know what you're thinking...\\
'''Al:''' Really? Then why aren't you crossing your legs?
-->-- ''Series/MarriedWithChildren''
11th Apr '17 3:20:22 PM Trogdor7620
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->''"Why would you attack a place God only intended to be treated nicely?!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/JackSepticEye''', ''VideoGame/OutlastII''
18th Mar '17 12:00:55 PM contrafanxxx
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->Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
-->-- '''James Bond''', ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
15th Mar '17 5:09:44 AM Trogdor7620
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->Right in the round tables…
-->-- '''The Black Knight Ghost''', ''Film/ScoobyDoo2MonstersUnleashed''



->''I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''

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->''I'M ->''[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!''TWAT!]] ''
1st Feb '17 1:39:14 AM Zadia
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->AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF.
-->-- '''Tai and Le Shuuk''', "Unicorn"
4th Jan '17 3:19:08 PM Trogdor7620
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->[…]
->"What do you have against my testicles?!"
1st Jan '17 12:19:36 PM SenorCornholio
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I don't know if you've ever been\\

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I don't know if you've ever been\\
1st Jan '17 12:17:56 PM SenorCornholio
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-> Holy fuck!\\
I don't know if you've ever been\\
Shot in the nuts,\\
Spoiler: it sucks!\\
And oh, Squirtle!\\
GottaCatchEmAll,\\
But they might just ruin your balls...
-->-- '''[[Music/StarBomb Danny Sexbang]]''', "Franchise/Pokemon I Choose You To Die"
27th Dec '16 10:58:22 PM 70Jack90
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-->-- '''Deadpool''',''Film/{{Deadpool}}''

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-->-- '''Deadpool''',''Film/{{Deadpool}}''
'''Deadpool''', ''Film/{{Deadpool}}''
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