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-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/CharlemagnumPI/status/1501375107914158080 This Twitter post]]''' detailing a fossil of an ''Allosaurus'' that suffered an instance of this trope in the Jurassic Period

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-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/CharlemagnumPI/status/1501375107914158080 This Twitter post]]''' detailing a fossil of an ''Allosaurus'' that suffered an instance of this trope when it was alive in the Jurassic Period
Period, courtesy of a Stegosaurus's thagomizer
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->"''TIL an Allosaurus pubic bone fossil was discovered in 1999 with a huge puncture in it and evidence of infection and enormous abscess that likely killed the animal. The injury has been interpreted as the Allosaurus getting owned straight in the dick by a Stegosaurus's tail spikes.''"
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/CharlemagnumPI/status/1501375107914158080 This Twitter post]]''' detailing a fossil of an ''Allosaurus'' that suffered an instance of this trope in the Jurassic Period
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->''"OUR CROTCH! OUR EVIL CROTCH!!!"''
-->-- '''Two-headed monster''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Freak City"
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->''"Keep reading OR I SHOOT THE OTHER TESTICLE!"''
-->-- '''Jan Valentine''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/Jacksepticeye''', seeing [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Cassie Cage]]'s [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill X-Ray attack]]

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-->-- '''WebVideo/Jacksepticeye''', '''WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', seeing [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Cassie Cage]]'s [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill X-Ray attack]]



-->-- '''WebVideo/Jacksepticeye''', ''VideoGame/OutlastII''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/Jacksepticeye''', '''WebVideo/{{Jacksepticeye}}''', ''VideoGame/OutlastII''

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Daffy]]:''' [[TitleDrop I thlammed my penith in the car door.]]\\
'''[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Parappa]]:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason You slammed your penis in the car door.]]\\
[''SLAM'']\\
'''Daffy:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywnLQywz74 I thlammed my penith in the car door]]''



->'''[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Daffy]]:''' [[TitleDrop I thlammed my penith in the car door.]]\\
'''[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Parappa]]:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason You slammed your penis in the car door.]]\\
[''SLAM'']\\
'''Daffy:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywnLQywz74 I thlammed my penith in the car door]]''
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->'''[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Daffy]]:''' [[TitleDrop I thlammed my penith in the car door.]]\\
'''[[VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper Parappa]]:''' [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason You slammed your penis in the car door.]]\\
[''SLAM'']\\
'''Daffy:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ywnLQywz74 I thlammed my penith in the car door]]''
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'''Mrs. Prodworthy:''' Oh please, Rosemary. You know I don't like any reference to that area of their ''so-called'' superiority.

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'''Mrs. Prodworthy:''' Oh Oh, please, Rosemary. You know I don't like any reference to that area of their ''so-called'' superiority.
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->I say, I say, my groin!

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->I ->''"I say, I say, my groin!groin!"''



->Ours is an unforgiving world Domzalski. Hence, the third rule: When in doubt, always kick them in the gronk-nuks.

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->Ours ->''"Ours is an unforgiving world Domzalski. Hence, the third rule: When in doubt, always kick them in the gronk-nuks."''



->I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork!

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->I ->''"I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork!pork!"''



->Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her.

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->Some ->''"Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her."''

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->I know you're not a vegetarian, but I think we should go for the meat and two veg. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. You know what I mean?

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->I ->''"I know you're not a vegetarian, but I think we should go for the meat and two veg. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. You know what I mean?mean?"''



->The commotion outside your cell wakes you suddenly and you demand to know what's going on. Your jailors enter accompanied by an old, toothless man who is carrying a satchel full of surgical implements. "The Doux, in his infinite mercy, has ordered your release," one of the guards says. "After your [[CripplingCastration castration]] is complete."

->'''No! NO!!! [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]] (character gains the "Eunuch" trait)'''

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->The commotion outside your cell wakes you suddenly and you demand to know what's going on. Your jailors enter accompanied by an old, toothless man who is carrying a satchel full of surgical implements. "The Doux, in his infinite mercy, has ordered your release," one of the guards says. "After your [[CripplingCastration castration]] is complete."

->'''No!
"\\
'''No!
NO!!! [[BigNo NOOOOOO!!!!!]] (character gains the "Eunuch" trait)'''



->Right in the jewels.

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->Right ->''"Right in the jewels."''



->I'LL RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEAT YOU WITH IT!]]

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->I'LL ->''"I'LL RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND [[GrievousHarmWithABody BEAT YOU WITH IT!]]IT!]]"''



->First, strike the crotch! Next, ''REALLY strike the crotch!'' Repentance through ''crotch violence!!'' Behold my Polygamy Castration Fist!

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->First, ->''"First, strike the crotch! Next, ''REALLY strike the crotch!'' Repentance through ''crotch violence!!'' Behold my Polygamy Castration Fist!Fist!"''



->This day has been nothing but insults and punches to groin…

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->This ->''"This day has been nothing but insults and punches to groin…groin…"''



->Well, Larry, this brings a whole new meaning to the term "dismemberment!"

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->Well, ->''"Well, Larry, this brings a whole new meaning to the term "dismemberment!"'dismemberment!'"''



->Ha. Kick him in the [[ExoticEquipment quad!]]

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->Ha. ->''"Ha. Kick him in the [[ExoticEquipment quad!]]quad!]]"''



->'''Wrex:''' (''grunt of discomfort'')\\

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->'''Wrex:''' (''grunt ''[grunt of discomfort'')\\discomfort]''\\



->Don't act like you don't like the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Ball Buster!]]

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->Don't ->''"Don't act like you don't like the [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Ball Buster!]]Buster!]]"''



->''Why did you draw a Nutshot Crawler?''

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->''Why ->''"Why did you draw a Nutshot Crawler?''Crawler?"''



-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2'', Spanish localization

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-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2'', -->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2'', Spanish localization



->''What is your problem with my balls?!''\\

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->''What ->''"What is your problem with my balls?!''\\



Why don't you just ''kill me?!''

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Why ''Why don't you just ''kill me?!''kill me?!"''



'''Yang:''' (''giggles'') Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of "Sweetheart" you can just call me ''Sir.'' (''crunch'')\\
'''Junior:''' (''[[InstantSoprano yelps in pain]] as Yang grabs his crotch'')

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'''Yang:''' (''giggles'') ''[giggles]'' Yes, Junior, I've got several. But instead of "Sweetheart" you can just call me ''Sir.'' (''crunch'')\\
''[crunch]''\\
'''Junior:''' (''[[InstantSoprano ''[[[InstantSoprano yelps in pain]] as Yang grabs his crotch'')crotch]''



->'''Boomstick:''' It's the [[{{Pun}} Nut Cracker]], the Berry Buster, the [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt Infertilizer]], the Beanbag Barrage, the [[AccidentalInnuendo Not-That-Kind-Of-Blow]] Blow, and my personal favourite, the "[[BodyHorror Help Doctor I Think They're In My Ribcage]]" Special.
->'''Wiz:''' That's horrifically disturbing.
->'''Boomstick:''' It's ''inspiring'', that's what! [Johnny Cage]'s strong enough to rip your whole body apart and send your Johnson flying off to another country!

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->'''Boomstick:''' It's the [[{{Pun}} Nut Cracker]], the Berry Buster, the [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt Infertilizer]], the Beanbag Barrage, the [[AccidentalInnuendo Not-That-Kind-Of-Blow]] Blow, and my personal favourite, the "[[BodyHorror Help Doctor I Think They're In My Ribcage]]" Special.
->'''Wiz:'''
Special.\\
'''Wiz:'''
That's horrifically disturbing.
->'''Boomstick:'''
disturbing.\\
'''Boomstick:'''
It's ''inspiring'', that's what! [Johnny Cage]'s ''[Johnny Cage]'''s strong enough to rip your whole body apart and send your Johnson flying off to another country!



->'''Katie Killjoy:''' You are a limp-dicked jackass, Tom! Or should I say... ''(pours hot coffee into Tom's lap)'' no dick!
->'''Tom Trench:''' ''[[OhNoNotAgain Not again....!]]''

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->'''Katie Killjoy:''' You are a limp-dicked jackass, Tom! Or should I say... ''(pours ''[pours hot coffee into Tom's lap)'' lap]'' no dick!
->'''Tom
dick!\\
'''Tom
Trench:''' ''[[OhNoNotAgain Not again....!]]''



-> '''Squidward:''' Spongebob! Be careful with-
-> [[[SkywardScream cuts to a picture of the Earth as Squidward screams]]]
-> '''Squidward:''' Okay, I've had enough.
-> '''Mr. Krabs:''' [upon seeing Squidward with a severed penis stump] Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh! Don't bring anything on a boat that you aren't prepared to lose!

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-> '''Squidward:''' ->'''Squidward:''' Spongebob! Be careful with-
-> [[[SkywardScream cuts
with-\\
''[[[SkywardScream cut
to a picture of the Earth as Squidward screams]]]
->
screams]]]''\\
'''Squidward:''' Okay, I've had enough.
->
enough.\\
'''Mr. Krabs:''' [upon seeing ''[sees Squidward with a severed penis stump] stump]'' Argh-argh-argh-argh-argh-argh! Don't bring anything on a boat that you aren't prepared to lose!



->'''Mike Vrabel:''' (''to Tom Brady'') Oh hey, old pal. (''brandishes machete'') I WILL CHOP OFF MY PENIS TO BEAT YOU!
->'''Deshaun Watson, Josh Allen, Kirk Cousins, Marshawn Lynch, Carson Wentz, Sean Payton, and JJ Watt:''' VRABEL, NO!
->''Later, at the end of the Wild Card poker game''
->'''Tom Brady:''' What!? Not the Titans!
->'''Mike Vrabel:''' Here ya go, Tommy Boy! (''drops heavily pixelated penis on poker table'')
->'''Brady, Derrick Henry, and Ryan Tannehill:''' (''All recoil in horror'') NO!

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->'''Mike Vrabel:''' (''to ''[to Tom Brady'') Brady]'' Oh hey, old pal. (''brandishes machete'') ''[brandishes machete]'' I WILL CHOP OFF MY PENIS TO BEAT YOU!
->'''Deshaun
YOU!\\
'''Deshaun
Watson, Josh Allen, Kirk Cousins, Marshawn Lynch, Carson Wentz, Sean Payton, and JJ Watt:''' VRABEL, NO!
->''Later,
NO!\\
''[Later,
at the end of the Wild Card poker game''
->'''Tom
game]''\\
'''Tom
Brady:''' What!? Not the Titans!
->'''Mike
Titans!\\
'''Mike
Vrabel:''' Here ya go, Tommy Boy! (''drops ''[drops heavily pixelated penis on poker table'')
->'''Brady,
table]''\\
'''Brady,
Derrick Henry, and Ryan Tannehill:''' (''All ''[All recoil in horror'') horror]'' NO!



-> [[PokemonSpeak Kevin...]] ''[gets shot in the groin with a paintball]'' DE GROIN-AH!!!
-->--'''Kevin De Bruyne''', ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

-> ''"Ow my ovaries!"''
-->--A {{catchphrase}} of '''Bob''''s, ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]''

-> ''"I can't feel my pingas!"''

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-> [[PokemonSpeak ->''"[[PokemonSpeak Kevin...]] ''[gets shot in the groin with a paintball]'' DE GROIN-AH!!!
-->--'''Kevin
GROIN-AH!!!"''
-->-- '''Kevin
De Bruyne''', ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

-> ''"Ow ->''"Ow my ovaries!"''
-->--A -->-- A {{catchphrase}} of '''Bob''''s, ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]''

-> ''"I ->''"I can't feel my pingas!"''



-> ''"Mario's penis just went to heaven."''
-->--'''Mario''', ''WebAnimation/SMG4Crew'', after trolling Meggy.

->''[Luis Suarez is taking a penalty kick with Cristiano Ronaldo standing to the side, completely naked and slapping his balls against his legs]''
->'''Luis Suarez:''' ''[Clearly uncomfortable]'' Not looking... Not looking...
->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' But you are listening... ''[grinning evilly while slapping his balls against his legs]'' Aren't you? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. Listening!]]
->'''Suarez:''' Just blow it!
->'''Ronaldo:''' If only I could!
->'''Suarez:''' I meant the airhorn!
->'''Ronaldo:''' Oh... ''[Ronaldo slowly moves the airhorn down while still slapping his balls against his legs]'' Good luuuuck!
->'''Suarez:''' ''[annoyed]'' Hurry up!
->'''Ronaldo:''' Don't miiiisss!
->'''Suarez:''' Hurry up!
->'''Ronaldo:''' What's the rush?
->'''Suarez:''' Blow it!
->'''Ronaldo:''' Fine! I'll blow it! ''[Lowers the airhorn so it's on his balls]'' ''On my testicles.'' ''[blowing the airhorn on his balls for a long time]'' Ahhh, what a sensatio...
->''[Suarez deliberately kicks the ball square into Ronaldo's groin]''
->'''Ronaldo:''' ...[[InstantSoprano OOOOOOOOOOON!]] Oh oh oh!
->'''Suarez:''' Haha! Sorry guys, no point, but it was worth it!
->'''Lionel Messi and Neymar:''' Agreed!
->'''Ronaldo:''' ''[Still falsetto]'' Son of a bitch!

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-> ''"Mario's ->''"Mario's penis just went to heaven."''
-->--'''Mario''', -->-- '''Mario''', ''WebAnimation/SMG4Crew'', after trolling Meggy.

->''[Luis Suarez is taking a penalty kick with Cristiano Ronaldo standing to the side, completely naked and slapping his balls against his legs]''
->'''Luis
legs]''\\
'''Luis
Suarez:''' ''[Clearly uncomfortable]'' Not looking... Not looking...
->'''Cristiano
looking...\\
'''Cristiano
Ronaldo:''' But you are listening... ''[grinning evilly while slapping his balls against his legs]'' Aren't you? [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. Listening!]]
->'''Suarez:'''
Listening!]]\\
'''Suarez:'''
Just blow it!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
it!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
If only I could!
->'''Suarez:'''
could!\\
'''Suarez:'''
I meant the airhorn!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
airhorn!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
Oh... ''[Ronaldo slowly moves the airhorn down while still slapping his balls against his legs]'' Good luuuuck!
->'''Suarez:'''
luuuuck!\\
'''Suarez:'''
''[annoyed]'' Hurry up!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
up!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
Don't miiiisss!
->'''Suarez:'''
miiiisss!\\
'''Suarez:'''
Hurry up!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
up!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
What's the rush?
->'''Suarez:'''
rush?\\
'''Suarez:'''
Blow it!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
it!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
Fine! I'll blow it! ''[Lowers the airhorn so it's on his balls]'' ''On my testicles.'' ''[blowing the airhorn on his balls for a long time]'' Ahhh, what a sensatio...
->''[Suarez
sensatio...\\
''[Suarez
deliberately kicks the ball square into Ronaldo's groin]''
->'''Ronaldo:''' ...
groin]''\\
'''Ronaldo:''' ...
[[InstantSoprano OOOOOOOOOOON!]] Oh oh oh!
->'''Suarez:'''
oh!\\
'''Suarez:'''
Haha! Sorry guys, no point, but it was worth it!
->'''Lionel
it!\\
'''Lionel
Messi and Neymar:''' Agreed!
->'''Ronaldo:'''
Agreed!\\
'''Ronaldo:'''
''[Still falsetto]'' Son of a bitch!



->''STERILITY!''

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->''STERILITY!''->''"STERILITY!"''



->HAHAHAHAH he kicked your genitals. Ninjas have no honor.

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->HAHAHAHAH ->''"HAHAHAHAH he kicked your genitals. Ninjas have no honor."''



->Checkmate. ''(Crunch)'' Oops, sorry.
-->--'''Saitama''' before and after unknowingly delivering one to Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan''

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->Checkmate. ''(Crunch)'' ->''"Checkmate. ''[Crunch]'' Oops, sorry.
-->--'''Saitama'''
sorry."''
-->-- '''Saitama'''
before and after unknowingly delivering one to Speed-o'-Sound Sonic, ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan''



->Metal foot! Metal foot... to... mantenna array! Pain levels... [[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatnerian]]... in intensity!

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->Metal ->''"Metal foot! Metal foot... to... mantenna array! Pain levels... [[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatnerian]]... in intensity!intensity!"''



->''I cannot stress this enough. The plot of this movie . . . involves Batman being tasered in the crotch.''

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->''I ->''"I cannot stress this enough. The plot of this movie . . . involves Batman being tasered in the crotch.''"''



-> "What does this guy have against testicles?"

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-> "What ->''"What does this guy have against testicles?"testicles?"''



->Oooh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!

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->Oooh, ->''"Oooh, look at that! Chainsaw to the dick!dick!"''



->Barry shows Batman around the place, where humans have been subjected to the most bizarre, grotesque and inhumane experiments imaginable — including [[ElectricTorture electrocuting genitals]], because it's not evil science without fried genitals.

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->Barry ->''"Barry shows Batman around the place, where humans have been subjected to the most bizarre, grotesque and inhumane experiments imaginable — including [[ElectricTorture electrocuting genitals]], because it's not evil science without fried genitals."''



->Oh, my balls… Oh my tiny, delicate lady balls…
-->-- '''Aisha Tyler''' after being kicked in the crotch by a little girl, ''Funny or Die'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5x_N38u8oI Aisha Tyler Doesn't Need It]]"

->No, no, NO, NOOO! [[OwMyBodyPart MY TESTICLES!!]] I LOVE THEM!!

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->Oh, ->''"Oh, my balls… Oh my tiny, delicate lady balls…
balls…"''
-->-- '''Aisha Tyler''' after being kicked in the crotch by a little girl, Tyler''', ''Funny or Die'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5x_N38u8oI Aisha Tyler Doesn't Need It]]"

->No, ->''"No, no, NO, NOOO! [[OwMyBodyPart MY TESTICLES!!]] I LOVE THEM!!THEM!!"''



->Why would you attack a place God only intended to be treated nicely?!

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->Why ->''"Why would you attack a place God only intended to be treated nicely?!nicely?!"''



->[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!]]

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->[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon ->''"[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD SHOULD BE JUST SO I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!]]TWAT!]]"''



->This is why the hippo is truly a noble and majestic creature, because no hippo will ever swim up your dick.

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->This ->''"This is why the hippo is truly a noble and majestic creature, because no hippo will ever swim up your dick."''



->[...] I crashed in my back seat, for a couple 'a hours, [[MemeticMutation and I OOP]]...... ''(very long beat, followed by a deep breath)'' I just hit my balls.

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->[...->''"''[...] I crashed in my back seat, for a couple 'a hours, [[MemeticMutation and I OOP]]...... ''(very ''[very long beat, followed by a deep breath)'' breath]'' I just hit my balls."''



->'''Cyanide:''' ''(drops controller)'' Ow! Ahh... that was my ball....
->'''Soviet:''' [[FridgeLogic Singular? Why... why is that singular?]]
-->--'''WebVideo/SovietWomble''', ''Random Rocket League Bullshittery''

->''Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!''

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->'''Cyanide:''' ''(drops controller)'' ''[drops controller]'' Ow! Ahh... that was my ball....
->'''Soviet:'''
ball...\\
'''Soviet:'''
[[FridgeLogic Singular? Why... why is that singular?]]
-->--'''WebVideo/SovietWomble''', -->-- '''WebVideo/SovietWomble''', ''Random Rocket League Bullshittery''

->''Don't ->''"Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!''off!"''



-> "So basically... Ultraman Ace basically likes hitting people in the nuts. Basically. Ok, good to know, good to know, I know if I see him in a fight, all I know is, as soon as he starts fighting, you'll have to learn to put *one* hand ''down'' there (near the groin) to defend yourself while you're fighting with one hand You know what I mean? (there's like) A fair punch, do a little kick, you've got to protect *''that''* down there, if you're a male monster. You've got to protect them. For he (Ultraman Ace) is going to hit you. He's going to hit you where it ''hurts the most''!"

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-> "So ->''"So basically... Ultraman Ace basically likes hitting people in the nuts. Basically. Ok, good to know, good to know, I know if I see him in a fight, all I know is, as soon as he starts fighting, you'll have to learn to put *one* hand ''down'' there (near the groin) to defend yourself while you're fighting with one hand You know what I mean? (there's like) A fair punch, do a little kick, you've got to protect *''that''* down there, if you're a male monster. You've got to protect them. For he (Ultraman Ace) is going to hit you. He's going to hit you where it ''hurts the most''!"most''!"''



->You're the goodest of heart and most righteous hero I've seen here. Tenderness! Ingenuity! Bravery! Nard-kicking ability!

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->You're ->''"You're the goodest of heart and most righteous hero I've seen here. Tenderness! Ingenuity! Bravery! Nard-kicking ability!ability!"''



->[[IceCreamKoan But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?]]

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->[[IceCreamKoan ->''"[[IceCreamKoan But master, does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?]]kicking?]]"''



->Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz!

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->Stomp ->''"Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz! Stomp 'em in tha nutz!nutz!"''



->Would you ''please'' leave my testicles alone?!

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->Would ->''"Would you ''please'' leave my testicles alone?!alone?!"''



->YOU. HAVE BEEN KICKED. IN THE TESTICLES.
-->-- '''Bill Dauterive''' to Hank Hill, as the latter regains consciousness after a particularly hard Groin Attack, ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->Earth Rick C-137! The Council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, [[AndIMustScream which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp]]! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also]], every ten seconds, it stabs your balls.
-->-- Council of Ricks Spokesperson, ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

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->YOU.->''"YOU. HAVE BEEN KICKED. IN THE TESTICLES.
TESTICLES."''
-->-- '''Bill Dauterive''' to Hank Hill, as the latter regains consciousness after a particularly hard Groin Attack, GroinAttack, ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill''

->Earth ->''"Earth Rick C-137! The Council of Ricks sentences you to the Machine of Unspeakable Doom, [[AndIMustScream which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp]]! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Also]], every ten seconds, it stabs your balls.
balls."''
-->-- Council '''Council of Ricks Spokesperson, Spokesperson''', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''



->But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!

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->But ->''"But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!levels!"''



->Ow my thingies!

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->Ow ->''"Ow my thingies!thingies!"''
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->And now let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clamshell to turn a T-Rex… into a T-Rachel!

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->And ->''"And now let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clamshell to turn a T-Rex… into a T-Rachel!T-Rachel!"''



->''Oooooohoohoohoohooh! My tenders...''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1''

->Don't be such a baby, it's just a kick in the nuts!

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->''Oooooohoohoohoohooh! ->''"Oooooohoohoohoohooh! My tenders...''
"''
-->-- '''Poh''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1''

->Don't ->''"Don't be such a baby, it's just a kick in the nuts!nuts!"''



->'''Donkey:''' (aiming for Puss in Boots) Did I miss?\\

to:

->'''Donkey:''' (aiming [aiming for Puss in Boots) Boots] Did I miss?\\



->'''Regina King:''' I hope you weren't planning on reproducing!
-->-- ''Film/MissCongeniality''

to:

->'''Regina King:''' I ->''"I hope you weren't planning on reproducing!
reproducing!"''
-->-- '''Regina King''', ''Film/MissCongeniality''



->"Look, I got a gun out there in my purse! And up to now, I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!"
-->-- Music/DollyParton, ''Film/NineToFive''

->Oooh, right in the mummy-daddy button!

to:

->"Look, ->''"Look, I got a gun out there in my purse! And up to now, I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing: if you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot!"
shot!"''
-->-- Music/DollyParton, '''Music/DollyParton''', ''Film/NineToFive''

->Oooh, ->''"Oooh, right in the mummy-daddy button!button!"''



->I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of shaved orange peels and a side of fresh-cut sliced beets misted with lemon juice. I will beautifully plate it and enjoy a glass of white wine with it while dressed in a tuxedo. It will be a Michelin three-star meal and you will not be invited to join me!

to:

->I ->''"I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of shaved orange peels and a side of fresh-cut sliced beets misted with lemon juice. I will beautifully plate it and enjoy a glass of white wine with it while dressed in a tuxedo. It will be a Michelin three-star meal and you will not be invited to join me!me!"''



-> Hitting between the legs? Where's your sense of honor?

to:

-> Hitting ->''"Hitting between the legs? Where's your sense of honor?honor?"''



->Cock-shot!

to:

->Cock-shot!->''"Cock-shot!"''



->Ow! My balls.

to:

->Ow! ->''"Ow! My balls."''



->Say "auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls.

to:

->Say "auf Wiedersehen" ->''"Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls."''



'''Le Chiffre:''' (''huffs in annoyance, obliges with a THUMP!''}\\
'''Bond:''' ARGH - NO! (''grunts loudly'') To the ''right'', to the ''right!''\\
'''Le Chiffre:''' (''chuckles'') You are a very funny man, Mr. Bond! (''THUMP!'')\\
'''Bond:''' ARGH - YES!! Yes! Yes! (''laugh-sobbing'') ''[[DefiantToTheEnd Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!]]''

to:

'''Le Chiffre:''' (''huffs ''[huffs in annoyance, obliges with a THUMP!''}\\
THUMP!]''\\
'''Bond:''' ARGH - NO! (''grunts loudly'') ''[grunts loudly]'' To the ''right'', to the ''right!''\\
'''Le Chiffre:''' (''chuckles'') ''[chuckles]'' You are a very funny man, Mr. Bond! (''THUMP!'')\\
''[THUMP!]''\\
'''Bond:''' ARGH - YES!! Yes! Yes! (''laugh-sobbing'') ''[laugh-sobbing]'' ''[[DefiantToTheEnd Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!]]''



->Do you know what they do to horses that can't be tamed, Johnny? They geld them.

to:

->Do ->''"Do you know what they do to horses that can't be tamed, Johnny? They geld them."''



->Hey, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of ache'rs!

to:

->Hey, ->''"Hey, you wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of ache'rs!ache'rs!"''



->Ooh, grabbed his clusters!

to:

->Ooh, ->''"Ooh, grabbed his clusters!clusters!"''



->Right in the round tables…

to:

->Right ->''"Right in the round tables…tables…"''



->I take his weapons away from him. '''Both''' of them.

to:

->I ->''"I take his weapons away from him. '''Both''' of them."''



->Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

to:

->Say ->''"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."''



-->--'''Madame Blossom''', ''Film/TheManWithTheIronFists''

to:

-->--'''Madame -->-- '''Madame Blossom''', ''Film/TheManWithTheIronFists''



-->--'''Dr. Barry Jones''', ''Film/TheNewYorkRipper''

to:

-->--'''Dr.-->-- '''Dr. Barry Jones''', ''Film/TheNewYorkRipper''



-->--'''Terry''' on '''Aeloth the Blind''', ''Film/{{Deathgasm}}''

->'''Rosemary:''' That would hit 'em where it hurts, wouldn't it?
->'''Mrs. Prodworthy:''' Oh please, Rosemary. You know I don't like any reference to that area of their ''so-called'' superiority.

to:

-->--'''Terry''' -->-- '''Terry''' on '''Aeloth Aeloth the Blind''', Blind, ''Film/{{Deathgasm}}''

->'''Rosemary:''' That would hit 'em where it hurts, wouldn't it?
->'''Mrs.
it?\\
'''Mrs.
Prodworthy:''' Oh please, Rosemary. You know I don't like any reference to that area of their ''so-called'' superiority.



->Well Emil, I guess it's just you... me... your balls... and this drawer. [...] Say Joe, wouldn't a couple of Danishes go great with this coffee?

to:

->Well ->''"Well Emil, I guess it's just you... me... your balls... and this drawer. [...] Say Joe, wouldn't a couple of Danishes go great with this coffee?coffee?"''



->You bomb me with one more can kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!

to:

->You ->''"You bomb me with one more can kid, and I'll snap off your cojones and boil them in motor oil!oil!"''



'''Ramona Flowers:''' Let's both be girls. [knees him hard in the groin]

to:

'''Ramona Flowers:''' Let's both be girls. [knees ''[knees him hard in the groin]groin]''



->Ivan... do you remember, whenever one of you fellows got kicked in the nuts and went over, doing sports or whatever, how I laughed? I'm sorry. I never knew. I'm ''sorry''...

to:

->Ivan...->''"Ivan... do you remember, whenever one of you fellows got kicked in the nuts and went over, doing sports or whatever, how I laughed? I'm sorry. I never knew. I'm ''sorry''..."''



->Why does every woman have to rip my penis off?
-->-- '''Jobe Wilkins''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' [[note]]yes, this happened more than once; the second time, referred to here, was a prosthetic organ Jobe had created to replace the one detached by [[DealWithTheDevil Carmilla]] when she forcefully completed his accidental GenderBending transformation against his wishes[[/note]]

to:

->Why ->''"Why does every woman have to rip my penis off?
off?"''
-->-- '''Jobe Wilkins''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' [[note]]yes, this happened more than once; the second time, referred to here, was a prosthetic organ Jobe had created to replace the one detached by [[DealWithTheDevil Carmilla]] when she forcefully completed his accidental GenderBending transformation against his wishes[[/note]]
once[[/note]]



-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

->An aging warrior cut down in the vanguard of battle
->disgraces the young. His head
->is white, his beard is grey, and now he is spilling-
->his powerful spirit in the dust,
->naked, clutching his bloody groin; a sight
->for shame and anger.

to:

-->--''Literature/RedDwarf: -->-- ''Literature/RedDwarf: Backwards''

->An aging warrior cut down in the vanguard of battle
->disgraces
battle\\
disgraces
the young. His head
->is
head\\
is
white, his beard is grey, and now he is spilling-
->his
spilling\\
his
powerful spirit in the dust,
->naked,
dust,\\
naked,
clutching his bloody groin; a sight
->for
sight\\
for
shame and anger.



-> You mean to say you bit the top of the bastard's prick off, and he didn't even squeak?

to:

-> You ->''"You mean to say you bit the top of the bastard's prick off, and he didn't even squeak?squeak?"':



->"To the best of my knowledge no one has ever crushed the testicles of an assailant using a stringed instrument."

to:

->"To ->''"To the best of my knowledge no one has ever crushed the testicles of an assailant using a stringed instrument.""''



->Check out the grip! Right now, his chances of having grandkids is dropping exponentially!

to:

->Check ->''"Check out the grip! Right now, his chances of having grandkids is dropping exponentially!exponentially!"''



->When you go to a dating site, people say they like to travel. I've never seen anybody on a dating site say they like groin shots.

to:

->When ->''"When you go to a dating site, people say they like to travel. I've never seen anybody on a dating site say they like groin shots."''



->Congratulations. Today's the day a girl is gonna touch you in your special place.

to:

->Congratulations.->''"Congratulations. Today's the day a girl is gonna touch you in your special place."''



'''Jason Bentley:''' Well, first I'm going to lean this way... (''dodges punch'') lean that way... (''dodges punch'') have a glass of wine... (''elbows Spanker as he drinks'') and then scratch my knee. (''knees Spanker in the groin'')

to:

'''Jason Bentley:''' Well, first I'm going to lean this way... (''dodges punch'') ''[dodges punch]'' lean that way... (''dodges punch'') ''[dodges punch]'' have a glass of wine... (''elbows ''[elbows Spanker as he drinks'') drinks]'' and then scratch my knee. (''knees ''[knees Spanker in the groin'')groin]''



->(''Clara kicks the Doctor's sonic screwdriver up in his lap, he makes a face'')\\

to:

->(''Clara ->''[Clara kicks the Doctor's sonic screwdriver up in his lap, he makes a face'')\\face]''\\



'''The Doctor:''' (''pained'') Oh, the symbolism...

to:

'''The Doctor:''' (''pained'') ''[pained]'' Oh, the symbolism...



->Your famous cock must be very precious to you. Would you say it's your most precious part? [...] I'm not killing you. Just making a few alterations.

to:

->Your ->''"Your famous cock must be very precious to you. Would you say it's your most precious part? [...] I'm not killing you. Just making a few alterations."''



->...My tenders!

to:

->...->''"...My tenders!tenders!"''



[''[[CallBack flashback to Tim and Duane's paintball match]]'']\\

to:

[''[[CallBack ''[[[CallBack flashback to Tim and Duane's paintball match]]'']\\match]]]''\\



->"Well, fate is sometimes very cruel, isn't it. Consider the concert pianist who has a hand crushed, a tennis player who breaks an elbow. I understand that George Carson ''used'' to be something of a ladies man."

to:

->"Well, ->''"Well, fate is sometimes very cruel, isn't it. Consider the concert pianist who has a hand crushed, a tennis player who breaks an elbow. I understand that George Carson ''used'' to be something of a ladies man.""''



'''Tony:''' What? (''grinning as he catches on'') Oh, that's a fuckin' brilliant idea.\\

to:

'''Tony:''' What? (''grinning ''[grinning as he catches on'') on]'' Oh, that's a fuckin' brilliant idea.\\



->A trauma to the groin, boys, a trauma to the groin! Nothin's quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin! There is no wit more pretty, there is no joke divine, or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin!

to:

->A ->''"A trauma to the groin, boys, a trauma to the groin! Nothin's quite as funny, as a trauma to the groin! There is no wit more pretty, there is no joke divine, or limerick delicious as a trauma to the groin!groin!"''



->See, look at that chump, see the way that he struts?\\

to:

->See, ->''See, look at that chump, see the way that he struts?\\



You got desperate balls!

to:

You got desperate balls!balls!''



-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "Like A Boss"

->Holy fuck!\\

to:

-->--'''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', -->-- '''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "Like A Boss"

->Holy ->''Holy fuck!\\



But they might just ruin your balls...

to:

But they might just ruin your balls...''



->AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF.

to:

->AND ->''AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF.''



->Kick your desperate balls\\

to:

->Kick ->''Kick your desperate balls\\



You got desperate balls!

to:

You got desperate balls!balls!''



->Treat [[ActionGirl sword-ladies]] like sisters and not like some whore\\
Or your wenching days, child, will be few.

to:

->Treat ->''Treat [[ActionGirl sword-ladies]] like sisters and not like some whore\\
Or your wenching days, child, will be few.''



->[[HumanoidAbomination Alexei]] glides its hand lower, and the [[{{Muggles}} kine]]'s thrashings [[OhCrap quicken anew]]. "Such a clumsy process, yes? Like a pig blindly rooting the muck for a truffle." Alexei looks up, staring with hooded lenses into the kine's white-rimmed orbs. It clenches its demonstrative hand, then casually yanks.\\
The staccato of the kine's skull beating itself against the metal backboard is as soothing as rain on a rooftop. Alexei scrutinizes its findings distastefully and flips its wrist towards the corner. I hear scuffling as [[TheIgor Radu and Mikhail]] squabble for the morsel.

to:

->[[HumanoidAbomination ->''"[[HumanoidAbomination Alexei]] glides its hand lower, and the [[{{Muggles}} kine]]'s thrashings [[OhCrap quicken anew]]. "Such a clumsy process, yes? Like a pig blindly rooting the muck for a truffle." Alexei looks up, staring with hooded lenses into the kine's white-rimmed orbs. It clenches its demonstrative hand, then casually yanks.\\
The staccato of the kine's skull beating itself against the metal backboard is as soothing as rain on a rooftop. Alexei scrutinizes its findings distastefully and flips its wrist towards the corner. I hear scuffling as [[TheIgor Radu and Mikhail]] squabble for the morsel."''



->Many years ago, I took my finger...and I pushed in my penis. And it hasn't come out since.
-->--'''The Sultan''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''

to:

->Many ->''"Many years ago, I took my finger...and I pushed in my penis. And it hasn't come out since.
-->--'''The
since."''
-->-- '''The
Sultan''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''

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->If you don't have the balls to fight on your own, then you don't need them.

to:

->If ->''"If you don't have the balls to fight on your own, then you don't need them."''



->YOUR DICK IS REVOKED!
-->-- '''Maaya''', while delivering a kick powerful enough to lift someone four times his weight three inches off the ground, ''Manga/BioMeatNectar''

->What does the fate of mankind have to do with the fate of my ''balls?''

to:

->YOUR ->''"YOUR DICK IS REVOKED!
REVOKED!"''
-->-- '''Maaya''', while delivering a kick powerful enough to lift someone four times his weight three inches off the ground, ''Manga/BioMeatNectar''

->What ->''"What does the fate of mankind have to do with the fate of my ''balls?''''balls?''''"''



->Gall-darnit!! Burn down my bar, subject me to torture, bite off my pecker...!! Who's gonna take responsibility for all that!

to:

->Gall-darnit!! ->''"Gall-darnit!! Burn down my bar, subject me to torture, bite off my pecker...!! Who's gonna take responsibility for all that!that!"''



->WHAT A LOW BLOW! YOU FIEND OF A CHILD! [[ThisIsUnforgivable A PUNCH TO THE SCROTUM IS UNFORGIVABLE!]]

to:

->WHAT ->''"WHAT A LOW BLOW! YOU FIEND OF A CHILD! [[ThisIsUnforgivable A PUNCH TO THE SCROTUM IS UNFORGIVABLE!]]UNFORGIVABLE!]]"''



->Ow... my balls! My balls! That was a cheap shot!

to:

->Ow... ->''"Ow... my balls! My balls! That was a cheap shot!shot!"''



->Don't go poppin' a boner over my head!

to:

->Don't ->''"Don't go poppin' a boner over my head!head!"''



->Thought you were full of it when you said you "wasted kindness" on me... But you ''are'' nice! 'Cause when ''I''... fight a ''dude''...! It's ''nuts! OR! '''NOTHING!'''''

to:

->Thought ->''Thought you were full of it when you said you "wasted kindness" on me... But you ''are'' nice! 'Cause when ''I''... fight a ''dude''...! It's ''nuts! OR! '''NOTHING!''''''''NOTHING!'''''''"''



->Quit stabbin' me groin, ya wee baby man!

to:

->Quit ->''"Quit stabbin' me groin, ya wee baby man!man!"''



->You want magic? "Abracadabra!" The future generations of Thundercats disappear!

to:

->You ->''"You want magic? "Abracadabra!" 'Abracadabra!' The future generations of Thundercats disappear!disappear!"''



->'''Three:''' Even when a man's unarmed, he's still '''armed'''. You understand what I mean?
->'''Probie:''' You're talking about his dick.
->'''Three:''' It's more than that, but yeah. A guy can think with his brain or think with his penis, but he can't think with '''both'''. And when his little rod is fully extended he's more dangerous, but he's also more vulnerable. You follow?
->'''Probie:''' I think so. You're saying we...we can use our sexuality against them.
->'''Three:''' No, I'm saying you can grab his boner and rip it off his '''pelvis'''.

to:

->'''Three:''' Even when a man's unarmed, he's still '''armed'''. You understand what I mean?
->'''Probie:'''
mean?\\
'''Probie:'''
You're talking about his dick.
->'''Three:'''
dick.\\
'''Three:'''
It's more than that, but yeah. A guy can think with his brain or think with his penis, but he can't think with '''both'''. And when his little rod is fully extended he's more dangerous, but he's also more vulnerable. You follow?
->'''Probie:'''
follow?\\
'''Probie:'''
I think so. You're saying we...we can use our sexuality against them. \n->'''Three:''' \\
'''Three:'''
No, I'm saying you can grab his boner and rip it off his '''pelvis'''.



->'''Goku:''' Wow. I can't believe ''[[AllOfThem every single one]]'' of [[[MesACrowd the thousand Cooler clones]]] kicked you in the dick.\\
'''Vegeta:''' (''high-pitched whimpering'')

to:

->'''Goku:''' Wow. I can't believe ''[[AllOfThem every single one]]'' of [[[MesACrowd ''[[[MesACrowd the thousand Cooler clones]]] clones]]]'' kicked you in the dick.\\
'''Vegeta:''' (''high-pitched whimpering'')''[high-pitched whimpering]''



'''Android 13:''' (''grins, grabs Goku's leg, and readies a punch]''\\
'''Goku:''' Hey, what are you- (''[[DeathCryEcho echoing scream]]'')\\
(''FlashForward to...'')\\

to:

'''Android 13:''' (''grins, ''[grins, grabs Goku's leg, and readies a punch]''\\
'''Goku:''' Hey, what are you- (''[[DeathCryEcho ''[[[DeathCryEcho echoing scream]]'')\\
(''FlashForward
scream]]]''\\
''[FlashForward
to...'')\\]''\\



'''Goten:''' (''[[{{Retgone}} vanishes]]'')\\

to:

'''Goten:''' (''[[{{Retgone}} vanishes]]'')\\''[[[{{Retgone}} vanishes]]]''\\



(''and back in the present'')\\

to:

(''and back ''[back in the present'')\\present]''\\



->And if you ever fool around with another woman I'll show you exactly what I would have done! It involves electricity... and testicles.

to:

->And ->''"And if you ever fool around with another woman I'll show you exactly what I would have done! It involves electricity... and testicles."''



'''Tifa:''' Nah. [[LimitBreak BUT I'LL HURT YOURS!!]] (''punches Reno's pelvis hard enough to break it'')\\
'''Reno:''' (''[[InelegantBlubbering sobbing]]'') You destroyed half of my enormous dick...\\
'''Tifa:''' (''snickers'') Yeah, okay.

to:

'''Tifa:''' Nah. [[LimitBreak BUT I'LL HURT YOURS!!]] (''punches ''[punches Reno's pelvis hard enough to break it'')\\
it]''\\
'''Reno:''' (''[[InelegantBlubbering sobbing]]'') ''[[[InelegantBlubbering sobbing]]]'' You destroyed half of my enormous dick...\\
'''Tifa:''' (''snickers'') ''[snickers]'' Yeah, okay.



'''Doctor:''' Alright, your testicle started here (''points to his groin''), then it went here (''points to his pelvis''), here (''points off the X-ray print''), looped around here (''points to his sacrum''), and ended up here (''points to his toe'').\\

to:

'''Doctor:''' Alright, your testicle started here (''points ''[points to his groin''), groin]'', then it went here (''points ''[points to his pelvis''), pelvis]'', here (''points ''[points off the X-ray print''), print]'', looped around here (''points ''[points to his sacrum''), sacrum]'', and ended up here (''points ''[points to his toe'').toe]''.\\



->U-Ban was already exposed, about to throw himself upon her.\\

to:

->U-Ban ->''"U-Ban was already exposed, about to throw himself upon her.\\



"AHHHHHHHHH!" U-Ban screamed, looked very, very surprised, and grabbed his crotch. The very air was steaming around it. Not enough to injure him, probably, but damned well enough to make him hurt.\\
"Pull up your pants," said [[ComicBook/PowerGirl Kara]], getting to her feet. "You look ridiculous."

to:

"AHHHHHHHHH!" 'AHHHHHHHHH!' U-Ban screamed, looked very, very surprised, and grabbed his crotch. The very air was steaming around it. Not enough to injure him, probably, but damned well enough to make him hurt.\\
"Pull 'Pull up your pants," pants,' said [[ComicBook/PowerGirl Kara]], getting to her feet. "You 'You look ridiculous."'"''



->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' So, you went after [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Harley]], huh?\\
'''[[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Green Goblin]]:''' (''with a bomb strapped to his crotch'') Yeah. ComicBook/TheJoker tends to go for the really obvious jokes, doesn't he?

to:

->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' ->'''ComicBook/{{Batman}}:''' So, you went after [[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Harley]], huh?\\
'''[[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Green Goblin]]:''' (''with ''[with a bomb strapped to his crotch'') crotch]'' Yeah. ComicBook/TheJoker tends to go for the really obvious jokes, doesn't he?



->''As Josuke turned to the rift, Joseph practically yelled at Jonathan "Be careful, grandpa! If anyone tries to attack you, just give 'em a good [[PowerOfTheSun Hamon]]-charged kick right in the-"''

->''[[CurseCutShort "Yes, thank you Joseph!"]] Jonathan quickly cut him off, envisioning his next words, and resisted the slight urge to scold his grandson.''

to:

->''As ->As Josuke turned to the rift, Joseph practically yelled at Jonathan "Be careful, grandpa! If anyone tries to attack you, just give 'em a good [[PowerOfTheSun Hamon]]-charged kick right in the-"''

->''[[CurseCutShort
the-"\\
[[CurseCutShort
"Yes, thank you Joseph!"]] Jonathan quickly cut him off, envisioning his next words, and resisted the slight urge to scold his grandson.''



->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HE! STABBED! ME! IN! THE! COCK!]]

to:

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ->''"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis HE! STABBED! ME! IN! THE! COCK!]]COCK!]]"''



'''The Shredder:''' (''gets kicked by Splinter'') AUGH MY NUTS!\\

to:

'''The Shredder:''' (''gets ''[gets kicked by Splinter'') Splinter]'' AUGH MY NUTS!\\



->My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!

to:

->My ->''"My only weakness! MY BALLS! How did you know?!know?!"''



(''horrible wet slurping noise'')\\

to:

(''horrible ''[horrible wet slurping noise'')\\noise]''\\



'''Kazuto:''' (''[[MirthlessLaughter laughs hesitantly]]'') Can we— can we not… please? (''[[ThousandYardStare stares at Suguha]]'') Sometimes… late at night… I can still hear it… ''tearing''…

to:

'''Kazuto:''' (''[[MirthlessLaughter ''[[[MirthlessLaughter laughs hesitantly]]'') hesitantly]]]'' Can we— can we not… please? (''[[ThousandYardStare ''[[[ThousandYardStare stares at Suguha]]'') Suguha]]]'' Sometimes… late at night… I can still hear it… ''tearing''…



->[[CallingYourAttacks "HORSE KICKS FOR THE CROWN JEWELS!"]]

to:

->[[CallingYourAttacks "HORSE ->''"[[CallingYourAttacks HORSE KICKS FOR THE CROWN JEWELS!"]]JEWELS!]]"''



->"If your hand goes somewhere inappropriate, my knee will let your groin know."

to:

->"If ->''"If your hand goes somewhere inappropriate, my knee will let your groin know.""''



->"How is that a problem? Remember, plan sequentially. Kick him in the shin, first, and when he lifts his leg to rub it, you may punch him in the genitals. THEN when he's kneeling is WHEN you may kick him in the teeth."

to:

->"How ->''"How is that a problem? Remember, plan sequentially. Kick him in the shin, first, and when he lifts his leg to rub it, you may punch him in the genitals. THEN when he's kneeling is WHEN you may kick him in the teeth.""''



->"Your security guard is busy holding his groin and wishing he'd been born a woman."

to:

->"Your ->''"Your security guard is busy holding his groin and wishing he'd been born a woman.""''



->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]:''' "Really, Lynn? A nut shot right at the beginning of the fight?"
->'''Lynn Loud Jr.:''' "What can I say? I'm a rudo."

to:

->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]:''' "Really, Really, Lynn? A nut shot right at the beginning of the fight?"
->'''Lynn
fight?\\
'''Lynn
Loud Jr.:''' "What What can I say? I'm a rudo."

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