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Murder Family
- The opening sequence with Mrs. Mayberry committing Murder-Suicide as her students watch through the computer in horror.
- When it first cuts to Martha and Jarold having sex, you can hear Martha exclaiming "That's actually my asshole BUT I DON'T CARE" and Jarold repeatedly stating "Not there."
- While talking to a furious Mrs. Mayberry, Blitzo's sympathy at finding out his client saw her husband sleeping with another woman...leaves something to be desired.Blitzo: I mean...was she hotter?
- When Mrs. Mayberry hits her Rage Breaking Point, Blitzo starts frantically pressing a button which is quickly revealed to be one of a few emergency buttons with the one being pressed for "Deranged client". Other emergencies include "Client giving birth", "soiled my pants", "horny client", "more coffee", "ghost", and "Stolas". Keep in mind that they would not have these unless they needed them.
- The montage of people calling Martha a hero includes the kids in Mrs. Mayberry's class (who all saw that she was having sex with a married man), Martha's husband (in the middle of having sex with her), and a random guy - also in the middle of screwing her brains out, with her making a different ridiculous face with each thrust.
- Moxxie explains that the only family he'd feel comfortable killing is a mob family, and he slips into a stereotypical Corleone impression to emphasize this.
- Loona counters Moxxie's point by holding up a photo of a (seemingly) innocent family and making up outrageous scenarios where they're all completely reprehensible assholes.Loona: Hey! You don't know they're innocent. (Points to son) This kid probably sets dogs on fire. (Points to daughter) Maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online, and this guy... (Points to father) This guy definitely watches!
- Loona counters Moxxie's point by holding up a photo of a (seemingly) innocent family and making up outrageous scenarios where they're all completely reprehensible assholes.
- When Blitzo kicks open the door to introduce Mrs. Mayberry, he briefly dons the same pose
◊ as the MOM HOLY FUCK! meme. - A tank full of Psycho Electric Eels gets knocked over and sets fire to the I.M.P offices.Blitzo: Damn it, Moxxie! I just bought those eels!
- It becomes even funnier if you read his in-character Instagram: He made a post the morning before the episode aired gushing about finally buying some eels for the office. In the post, he even says how pissed he'd be if anything happened to them.
- It becomes even funnier if you read his in-character Instagram: He made a post the morning before the episode aired gushing about finally buying some eels for the office.
- As Mrs. Mayberry drives off, Blitzo tells her that if they don't pull off her job in 24 hours, the first kill is free.Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?
Blitzo: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKIN' DICK-SHIT! - When Blitzo asks Loona whether the Grimoire they need to access the human world is still intact after the fire, you can see one of I.M.P's billboards. To say that it's a mess would be putting it mildly: Blitzo's use of speech-to-text has resulted in copious issues with Rouge Angles of Satin and installation instructions for the sign being present on the final product, and an arrow that presumably should be pointing toward the I.M.P headquarters is instead pointing in the exact opposite direction."Goat an asshole in the Living worlds!? Come to I am Pee!!!!??! Make sure you put this sign on the rite side. Dont fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple of weeks because it cums in the Mail."
-SPEECH TO TEXT-
-Blitzo - As Millie starts drawing the portal to enter the mortal world on the side of the I.M.P offices, a poster advertising their service can be seen. The righthand corner is peeling away, revealing it to have been plastered over a "Condemned Building" sign.
- Blitzo's one-liner as they are going through the portal.Blitzo: Let's go lick some ASS!
Millie: The expression is "Kick some ass," Blitzo.
Blitzo: Mine's better. - When Moxxie asks Blitzo if they were really going to kill an entire family, Blitzo assures him that no, they were just killing the mother...they were ruining a family.
- After Moxxie makes Blitzo miss a sniper shot, Blitzo angrily questions why the smaller imp keeps trying to rationalize the innocence of a human, to which we are given the following gem:Blitzo: From the moment of birth, you're already a parasite leeching off your momma's tits. Get the FUCK over yourself, you baby dick prune!!
- Millie squeezing Moxxie's cheeks and making his mouth move in sync with her words when she reminds her husband that getting paid to kill people is their business.
- While on the run from Martha, Blitzo ends up getting a call from Stolas whom he makes an agreement with in regards to the book. In the middle of it Stolas goes into another of his censored speeches and continues after Blitzo drops the phone.
- Later on, as Moxxie runs back to the house, he passes by the phone where one can hear that Stolas is still talking. And he's saying something about "jelly sandwiches all night".
- And the ringtone used for the phone? It's a man screaming set on a loop. Not exactly an ideal choice for someone who needs stealth.
- His phone's back is covered with the letters "GFY". Anyone savvy with internet slang knows that it is not just some random combination...
- Martha tries to burn Millie and Blitzo at the stake... which doesn't work at all.Blitzo: Yeah, that's not exactly how it works, lady, sorry. Your fire doesn't really hurt us, but, I mean, I can fake it if that'll get your dick hard.
- Blitzo even makes a jerking off motion with his tail when joking about getting Martha's dick hard!
- Martha's nonplussed response of "Oh...shit" qualifies, too.
- When Ralphie falls on top of Martha's corpse while running away from I.M.P after they kill her, rather than the impact making a thud or squishing sound, her body instead makes a squeaky toy noise.
- The sheer malice Blitzo manages to put into his threat to fuck Moxxie and Millie if Moxxie messes up again, and then without missing a beat, immediately returns to his normal tone when saying it was time to go home, acting as if he didn't just threaten his employee.Blitzo: Apology accepted! But if you ever pull a stunt like this again I will FUCK you and your wife — alrighty, job well done, let's get off!
- Instead of killing Martha's husband and children himself, Moxxie calls the cops on them, but a helicopter arrives on the scene and shoots an anti-tank missile at the house, making it go up in a flaming fireball. Moxxie only has a few seconds to stare in horror at the carnage before Blitzo grabs him by the neck and pulls him into the portal.
- Blitzo and Millie give some mock aesops, summarizing the episode:Blitzo: Moxxie finally learnt not to fuck up!
Millie: And killing people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back.
Mrs Mayberry: Well that's messed up. But I paid for it! [Everybody laughs except Moxxie]Blitzo: Yeah, fuck that family!- The banner overhead at the celebration party simply says "Killed the Bitch!"
- The banner overhead at the celebration party simply says "Killed the Bitch!"
Loo Loo Land
- Stella's tirade over Stolas cheating on her is not unlike any standard family drama (real or fiction), but the context itself is humorously specific, as she sounds more pissed about whom/what and where he cheated on her with than the deed itself.Stella: I can't believe you slept with an imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!
Stolas: It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!
Stella: A motel?! Like a FUCKING PLEBEIAN?!
[...]
Stella: (holds up then throws an imp servant) You want to fuck this one, too?!
Stolas: No! Of course not!
Stella: You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, imp-sucking face!- Her parting shot after she storms out of the room?Stella: FUCKFACE! All your useless dickhead plants strewn around...! (throws one)
- Her parting shot after she storms out of the room?
- It's only after Stella storms off that Stolas notices Octavia's in the kitchen and tries to have a conversation with her. Keyword being "tries".Stolas: Good morning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?
Octavia: Is that a serious question?
Stolas: Mm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?
Octavia: This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me". *Stolas briefly has an Oh, Crap! look* It's by Fuck You, Dad. ...It's a band.
Stolas: Oh... How charming.
Octavia: Are you two done screaming for the day?
Stolas: Uhm... (cue Stella screaming and smashing more stuff in the background)- Bonus: during Octavia's walk to the dining room, we briefly hear the lyrics to said song - Which include "my world is burning down around me".
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus in the kitchen when Stolas looks inside the refrigerator. Among the items visible is a plastic bag with three white mice inside. All their refinement and human-like behavior aside, they ARE still owl demons.
- Stolas's reasoning to hire bodyguards:Octavia: [Security] for a theme park?
Stolas: We are rich and we are hot. People want our money and our bodies.
Octavia: Our money, maybe.
Stolas: Speak for yourself, princess. - Stolas says he plans on getting "The only man who can (bleep) me!" before doing a Verbal Backspace because he'd said this in front of his daughter.Octavia: Whaaat?
Stolas: Who can protect me!—Us! - The reaction that Blitzo and Octavia both have to Stolas's hello on the phonewhat he said, complete with a Spit Take from both of them.
- This also interrupts Blitzo pretending that Millie and Moxxie are having a threeway with him - using tiny puppets.
- Later, they share the same reaction to the circus — Octavia due to being frightened as a young child by Robo Fizz, Blitzo because he had to work there, and was clearly unhappy about it.Blitzo and Octavia: (in unison) I hate that fucking clown.
- A moment during Stolas's phone call that thankfully reveals the dark prince has some standards:Blitzo: Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant. That. Feathered. Ass!
Stolas: It's for my daughter.
Blitzo: Ah, well make sure she washes it.
Stolas: No!, no,no,no,no! - How Stolas gets Blitzo to agree to the job.Stolas: (seductively) I'll pay you.
Blitzo: Pay me what?
Stolas: (same tone) ~Money~...
Blitzo: DONE! - Blitzo breaking his phone. Again.
- Agreeing to act as bodyguards for Stolas and his daughter in exchange for money, Blitzo tells Moxxie and Millie that they're going to Loo Loo Land, which seems to sum up their characters rather well.Moxxie: (confused while opening the office door) Loo Loo Land?
Millie: [busts head through the door's window] Loo Loo Land!?
Blitzo: (sing-song) Loo Loo Land~!
Loona: (off-screen) SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!- Moxxie is surprised at his wife's antics.
- Blitzo tells Stolas not to make a pass at him.Blitzo: Now remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?
Octavia: Hey, Dad, do we have to—?
Blitzo: Okay, hold on there, sweetie. (to Stolas) If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to—
Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious. - Moxxie throwing morphine into a baby's stroller after Octavia calls him an old man.
- Octavia asks the Loo Loo Land mascot if the park is just a ripoff of the more popular Lu Lu World, he just says rather quickly, "No." But look behind him and you can see on a fence posters that say stuff like "Does Lu Lu World have a sexy dancing robot?" or "Not Lu Lu World! Stop sending complaints!"
- When the creepy Loo Loo Land costumed mascot turns to Moxxie, confused, after some out-of-context passing snark from Blitzo:Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there! [leaves without another word]
Loo Loo: [realizes that he cannot come up a rebuttal and sags in defeat] Yeah... - Millie gleefully pointing out "Big Woobly"◊, a park character. Cue extreme closeup on Big Woobly's face and...Big Woobly: [hellish scream]
Moxxie: That is... deeply upsetting. - When Blitzo opts to take the first watch and let Moxxie and Millie go have fun, Millie decides to take Moxxie on her favorite ride, which is a roller coaster called "The Lawsuit". Cue Moxxie vomiting in the trashcan afterward... Though the look of a family in the background indicates he may have started sooner than that even.
- In keeping with the theme, the park's mascot even says "If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
- Stolas gushing over the circus show and how Octavia used to "cry tears of joy" at it. Cut to baby owlet Octavia with an expression of absolute terror being pushed along by a crowd of imp children until she's right up against the stage, where a hellscape of fiery lights illuminates a monstrous, dangerously sparking Robo Fizz. Past Octavia bursts into tears.
- Robo Fizz burns a giant stack of Cease and Desist orders while mentioning you'll never see any copyright infringement before outright stealing lyrics from a certain princess of Hell's musical number:Robo Fizz: (singing) ♪ I have a dream, I'm here to tell, about a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land! ♪
- He plagiarized a song by a demon princess. And not just any princess, he stole from Lucifer's daughter. That takes some nerve.
- It's also alluded to and even outright stated by Octavia that Loo Loo Land is just a cheap knockoff of a far more popular theme park called Lu Lu World, which happens to be owned by Lucifer.
- Fittingly, the owner of the park is Mammon, a demon commonly associated with greed.
- Minor, but Robo Fizz calling the children ugly as he cheerfully sings to them when his previous line had him sing that "Everything is beautiful in Loo Loo Land".
- Right before the song, Robo Fizz shows a rather incendiary legal document signed by Mammon.This is a statement regarding the unfair accusations that my theme park "Loo Loo Land" is in any way trying to profit off my friend and ruler Lucifer's park "Lu Lu World". That is FALSE. These accusations are baseless and UNTRUE!! You are all just dicks. Fuck right off and stop saying that alright. They are LEGALLY DISTINCT. I checked.
Signed, Mammon - The arrows presenting Robo Fizz "Lookit Him Go!" "Yes! Love 2 C It!" "He", that last one is hands down the best.
- The "r" in Fizzarolli n Friends sign, turning "Friends" into "Fiends" perfectly describing them
- Moxxie's reaction when the target he hit in the bullseye didn't drop due to it being rigged.Moxxie: The heaven's wrong with this thing?
- Following this, Moxxie repeatedly pays for more rounds, with the shopkeeper continually mocking his failure.
- At Millie's turn, despite clearly missing her target, the target drops due to the shopkeeper's rigging. Moxxie only then realizes that he had been scammed. And all over "A Thing!"
- The tag for "The Thing" Millie wants actually says "Thing".
- The shopkeeper tries to schmooze on Millie, only to get some Laser-Guided Karma delivered to him courtesy of Blitzo. Moxxie's expression in the background as he realizes what is going on is half-Death Glare and half-You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!—one gets the impression if Blitzo hadn't intervened, he would have.
- When Octavia bitterly snarks that Blitzo and Stolas need to get a room, we get this humorous moment:Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day hooker! (a woman passing by looks disgusted) What? I just said I'm not one, prude! (flips her off)
- During his attempted "The Reason You Suck" Speech, Robo Fizz does the Car Shearer dance.
- Robo Fizz throws Blitzo right out of the circus...straight into a cart selling lit torches. Cue the inferno burning the place to the ground.
- As Blitzo is jettisoned through the tent roof, he yells almost more annoyed than anything."Fuck meeeeeeee...!"
- A poster in the background advertises for the Robo Fizz Personal Companion, with a number of sexual features... and it's machine washable.
- Wally Wackford the Torch Seller speaks in the Southern accent identical to that of Foghorn Leghorn. This extends to his screams of dismay as well.Wally: TORCHES! I say, I say get yer inconvenient torches!
(Blitzo crashes into his cart)
Wally: OW! I say, OW!
- As Blitzo is jettisoned through the tent roof, he yells almost more annoyed than anything.
- When Robo Fizz does a Bullet Catch with its teeth, Blitzo exclaims "ah, what a mouth," then pauses as he realizes what he just said.
- When Blitzo and Fizz both destroy the carnival guy's stand, one of the stuffed "things" goes flying and falls on the head of a teenage imp, knocking him out in the midst of him taking a photo with his family. The really funny part is the reaction from the parents—who bare a suspicious resemblance to Vernon and Petunia Dursley—with the mother glaring in disapproval and the father questioning why the boy was even born. Even the baby looks ashamed of him!
- It is the same family Moxxie threw up on!
- Stolas turning an attacking demon to stone is a mixture of awesome, funny, and Nightmare Fuel all in one. Awesome due to how he does it so effortlessly, Nightmare Fuel because of how chilling of a reminder it is of his status, and funny on account of that it means he hired Blitzo as a bodyguard solely as an excuse to be with him.
- Earlier, in the space of about ten seconds, Stolas being lifted off the ground by a gaggle of tiny imps who've tied his hands, thrown a sack over his head, gotten a rope around one of his feet, and are actively brandishing weapons against him while simultaneously stealing his wallet.Stolas: (smiling and jaunty as can be) Oh, Blitzy! I need my bodyguard, please!
- Blitzo carries Stolas into the tent, with the sack still on his head and unceremoniously plops him on the bench next to Via, before leaving. Via then proceeds to indignantly remove the sack of her father's head, to reveal his mildly surprised face.
- He's later rescued by Millie and Moxxie, which he complains about since his "Knight in Shining Armor" is supposed to be coming to his rescue, not "you littler ones".Millie: [Blitzo's], uh... busy.
Moxxie: Being a fool.
Stolas: What kind of fool?
Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind. - The cherry on top is Stolas looking completely unsurprised. Seems he knows Blitzo pretty well. The first episode of Season 2 confirms this - Blitzo and Stolas were thrown together as childhood playmates! Sounds like Blitzo was causing chaos even as a kid, if Stolas is unsurprised by this!
- He's later rescued by Millie and Moxxie, which he complains about since his "Knight in Shining Armor" is supposed to be coming to his rescue, not "you littler ones".
- Earlier, in the space of about ten seconds, Stolas being lifted off the ground by a gaggle of tiny imps who've tied his hands, thrown a sack over his head, gotten a rope around one of his feet, and are actively brandishing weapons against him while simultaneously stealing his wallet.
- While Stolas and Octavia leave the park, we can see chaos erupting around them as Robo Fizz gets eaten by a giant pterodactyl-dragon-thing in the background.
- The episode ends with Loo Loo Land in flames, and the three imps being blown out of the park in an explosion. As Moxxie reprimands Blitzo, Millie is dragged away by a small animal.Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir.
Blitzo: Worth It! That slutty toy clown had. It! Coming! (faints)
Spring Broken
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus of the carpark reveals many laughs and retroactively explains why Blitzo is so hung up over the parking spot. A video reviewer evaluates the carpark and he comes to the conclusion that Blitzo deserves that spot. Examples include:
- The toll gate being smashed along with a portion of the fence. The sign "$5 Entrance" is crossed out and is replaced with "Reserved Parking".
- A boat is taking up one of the lots.
- A tank that takes up multiple lots with a handicapped sign hung on the gun nozzle.
- One of the cars takes up two spots at once.
- Another car went in so deep that it went through the wall behind the space.
- There's a car sandwiched between two other cars. Vertically.
- That pink car parked across multiple spots at once might be a Shout-Out.
- Blitzo and Verosika have an...interesting relationship. It would sound like Verosika was going to taunt him that he might cry or throw a tantrum. Instead, her response is a bit more... specific.Blitzo: You are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week.
Verosika: Aw, you mad, Blitzo?note You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and...
Blitzo and Verosika: (in unison) Run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?
Blitzo: Goddammit, whore, you will NOT let that go! (steps his foot down to a horse snort)
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock. (rolls her eyes and walks away while flipping him off) - Blitzo has an I.M.P sticker family on the back windshield of the IMPmobile. It's hard to tell what's funnier: the fact that Blitzo, being Blitzo, bought the things in the first place, or that even Hell itself is not immune to soccer mom accessories.
- Then there's Vortex's introduction.Blitzo: Hold on! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna—!
Vortex: [growls threateningly right behind Blitzo] You'll what?
Blitzo: Or I'll, uh... I... I-I'll call H.R!
[beat]
[rimshot; all three of them laugh]
[abrupt stop]
Verosika: Anyway... - Millie asks Blitzo what sex with Verosika was like.Moxxie: Millie!
Millie: What?! It's a popstar! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.
Moxxie: [Opens his mouth to say something but closes it with a look of contemplation] Touché.- Better yet is that there's a quick pipe organ sting that follows Millie's comment.
- Not to mention I.M.P's general disbelief that their boss ever dated Verosika.Loona: You know Verosika Mayday??
Blitzo: Huh? Oh, yeah, her. Yeah, we dated.
Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?
Moxxie: [bursting out of the van] YOU dated a pop star?!
Blitzo: Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?
Loona: Hel-lo, it's Verosika Mayday?
Millie: It's...you?
Moxxie: I just...is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage? - Blitzo feels that they're making a bigger deal of it than it is, saying that he doesn't pry into their personal lives... only for all three of them to point out that he does do that.
- When Blitzo throws the keys to the van to Millie, there's a sound effect that would fit perfectly in a Super Mario Bros. video game.
- Blitzo, in his usual manner, assures Loona that she looks fine despite worrying about how she looked in front of Verosika and Vortex. In her frustration, she nearly calls Blitzo "dad". Blitzo reacts with Puppy-Dog Eyes before she corrects herself, sticking to "Blitzo" and shoving him aside. And he still maintains this face until he sees her approaching Vortex, even after Loona knocked him down and stepped on his face/chest where he let out a small scream of pain.
- When Moxxie offers to try and resolve Verosika's deliberately crowding out I.M.P's office with her own by reasoning with her, the camera pans over to Blitzo as we hear how Moxxie's explanation sounds to him ...and the latter's words are muffled and overshadowed by an incredibly loud drone beep.Blitzo: Moxxie, shut the fuck up.
Moxxie: Alrighty then. [goes to talk to her anyway]- Blitzo's expression during this suggests that he's either done listening to Moxxie's attempts at reason, this whole mess, or both.
- Moxxie calling it "pop genre music" with an exaggerated accent as if he considers it some sort of fancy/niche/exotic/avant-garde form of music.
- Blitzo's attempt at initiating a Demon Duel with Verosika.Blitzo: Alright ****! That's it! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees then I challenge you to a fucking... challenge! ...Fuck I said that twice.
- Also his illustration of his "plan" to show up Verosika during their bet. Stylistic Suck at its finest!Blitzo: First, we find a fuckton of clients; we portal up; we have our fun murder time as per usual; we pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe; we push said canoe into some water; we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, maybe even a goose too, fuck it; they come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face.
- Several details of the illustrated plan:
- Moxxie is constantly frowning at Blitzo in every frame.
- Millie is animated as constantly smiling and either spinning or vibrating a little.
- Loona is, like Moxxie, constantly frowning, but her expression doesn't change for the entire animation.
- The aforementioned "big fuckin' canoe" is given the lovely name of "S.S. CUM GUTTER"
- During the "celebration" portion of the animation, Loona is wearing a party hat which only says, "BYE BITCH"
- Several details of the illustrated plan:
- Moxxie and Blitzo's back-and-forth over the aforementioned Missing Steps Plan and Blitzo's resultant demonstration of how to take criticism like a pro is comic gold at its finest.Blitzo: ...Do you have any questions?
Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Blitzo: That wasn't a question.
Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.
Blitzo: I'm sorry, but that was a FUH-lawless pree-sentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Moxxie: A what, now?
Blitzo: I'm callin' you slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?
Moxxie: Well, why don't you take an art class?!
Blitzo: Why don't YOU see HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?! - Apparently that Blitzo isn't too pleased on how popular Loona is with the fanbase:Loona: Is there any chance I could come with you guys this time?
Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you! [cue all four I.M.P employees staring directly at the camera in suspicion, exasperation, anger and disgust respectively] - When Loona mentions having a human disguise, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie act like the idea of disguising themselves as humans to blend in is a revelation, despite their job revolving around entering the human world. Loona reacts accordingly.Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time without human disguises!?
- A billboard in the background says "Notice me, senpai". Complete with emoticons.
- Blitzo's plan for making sure they have enough contracts to get more kills than Verosika's seductions? A poorly-drawn flyer advertising a discount on a telephone pole.
- And it works, much to Moxxie's disbelief.
- When Loona dons a mortal disguise, Blitzo was amazed on how atrocious she looks as a human. Which he thinks is perfect, cause she would fit in just fine with the other humans.
- When Loona gets Distracted by the Sexy, Blitzo's first reaction is to frantically ask "Where's my baby?!" When he spots her talking with Vortex, he says that "Conversation leads to HPV!"
- Blitzo garrotes a beachgoer, and the guy keeps trying to drink out of his beverage can as he's being murdered.
- When Moxxie and Millie hide in a table of beer kegs, they get ready to snipe more victims and suddenly a partygoer gets wild and tosses the entire table straight through the air, launching the beer kegs and the couple as well.
- When Moxxie notices the guy screaming, his face goes from shock to perturbed before getting tossed and when they're both flying through the air, in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, you can see Moxxie pouting and crossing his arms like a child as if he's whining someone ruined their plan.
- And when Moxxie lands in front of a bunch of people, one woman is disgusted and thinks Moxxie is a possum, however what makes it doubly funny is her hilariously odd voice.
- When a horny guy runs toward Verosika during her mating call, Vortex slams him into the sand.
- There's something darkly humorous about the very first thing all the partygoers decide to do when seeing a "possum" is to grab it and shove it in a bucket of beer to get it drunk or maybe even drown it.
- Everything about Drunk Moxxie.Moxxie: (slurring heavily) A human called me a possum... I am NOT a possum!
- This line is delivered after he'd done a Face Plant in the sand - the imprint his face left was a literal frowny-face.
- Drunk Moxxie gets eaten by a mutant fish. While being rescued from the giant monster, instead of taking Millie's reaching hand, he high fives her. Even funnier is, Millie's hand drops for a moment after, as if thinking "Are you fucking kidding me?"
- Moxxie's first reaction to it is just to point at it and say "Ooh! Fish!"
- When Drunk Moxxie is freed from the fish, he and the fish's severed tongue are sent flying, during which he spreads his arms to soar like a bird. Then he lands in Blitzo's arms while the tongue JUST misses a human who hung around. Annoyed, Blitzo casually shoots the human with his flintlock, eliciting an overjoyed squeal from Moxxie.
- When Blitzo and Moxxie sees Millie taking down the monster. Moxxie's reaction is to declare how much he loves his wife while Blitzo says this gem of a line.Blitzo: Oh, she totally pegs you, doesn't she?
- After Millie kills the fish and returns to shore, she naturally asks if her husband is okay. Blitzo looks at Moxxie still in his arms, then drops him on the ground while bluntly saying he's fine before walking off.
- After I.M.P leaves victorious, Verosika and her entourage find themselves surrounded by the police for public indecency.Cop: Put your hands up, you sick deviants!
Verosika: Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dick.
(the others groan)- The way she strongly swivels her hips as she emphasizes "pig dick" is rather amusing. As well as her absolute indifference with the situation and announcing what they're gonna have to do, as if it's just another normal day for them.
- Notice that one of the groaning sounds is clearly Tex. So despite not being an incubus and only being hired on as muscle, he knows he's gonna have to do the cops sexual favors with the rest of them to get out of the arrest too.
- Also from the final scene: Blitzo jumping out of the portal again just to flip off Verosika with both hands. And judging by the look on her face, she knows exactly what he's doing without even having to turn around.
- If you look off on the right of the screen when all the cops show up, some of their numbers are a clown holding a balloon police baton and some kind of robotic rabbit rover.
- The fact that this entire episode was started because of a duel over a parking spot.
- The credits feature more of the song, called Mustang Dong that Blitzo was singing along to at the start of the episode. Not only is he still singing along as well as he can, with hilarious results, but he also gives this gem after hitting a high note:Blitzo: Oh god! I just went through puberty twice.'
- Every lyric of Mustang Dong is hilarious.
C.H.E.R.U.B
- Part of the C.H.E.R.U.B commercial has a Freeze-Frame Bonus talking about a spike in alley critter attacks. Below, they call out the audience for going through the trouble of reading it, calling them "sad as hell". A similar bonus is shown when Collin is filling out the mountains of paperwork, with the poster in the background reading "Surround yourself with people who will lift you up... so ditch your loser friends who you can't use - GOD"
- The fact that Collin didn't even NEED to fight the alley animals, because the human had already been lifted to safety at that point. Keenie did it for no reason.*
- Once the commercial ends, Blitzo decides to shoot the TV. He then has Moxxie set up another TV and change the channel to something else that annoys him just to have an excuse for shooting this one too.
- Just before Loopty Goopty enters, a rumbling shakes the IMP offices.Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a Hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: ALRIGHT, don't PANIC, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not panicking, because Hellquakes don't happen.
Loona: (shaking Moxxie) STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY! (smacks Moxxie across the room) - Moxxie getting trapped under the debris from Loopty entering the room, and no one helping him.
- At the end of the episode, Moxxie, despite avoiding getting crushed by Loopty again, gets crushed by Lyle this time.
- What's written on the white board whenever it is present can be worth a chuckle. On it includes four pictures of ponies with two hearts around them under "MOOD BOARD", a picture of Robo Fizz getting eaten by the dragon, and Verosika in a car with the words "Walk, Bitch!" next to her. This stuff is there at the beginning and remains there at the end.
- Loopty Goopty in general, as he's an eccentric inventor, and ergo "must therefore do eccentric shit".
- He does an odd little wavy wiggle with his body to illustrate his point.
- There's also his "Shut up, dear furry!" to Loona, which pisses her off even more than usual.
- As Loopty does this, you'll notice that he is actually Flipping the Bird at Loona when you pause fast enough. No wonder she is growling afterwards.
- As Loopty does this, you'll notice that he is actually Flipping the Bird at Loona when you pause fast enough
- "I was not ALWAYS an old man."
- Blitzo sniffs Loopty and guesses from the smell that he just recently died. The way he and Loopty are positioned makes it look like Blitzo is sniffing Loopty's ass.
- Blitzo introduces himself to Loopty with his standard "O is silent" disclaimer — Loopty, having only just met the I.M.P, doesn't understand the reference ("What O?"). His confusion is only compounded when Blitzo tells him to spill the tea on the mission ("The T?!")—he looks so confused and distressed, it's hard not to at least chuckle.
- The flashback to Loopty & Lyle's lives before the former's death is funny not just because of the sheer audacity of it all, but also because it's presented in the style of an old-timey sepia tone serial film even though, according to Loopty, it literally just happened earlier that day.
- The trio seems to have taken what Loona said to them about disguises into consideration... but they aren't very good at it.
- As I.M.P goes in for the kill, the humans on the tour do nothing but watch and take pictures.Tour Guide: (with the tone of someone spieling about a Hollywood landmark) And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!
- Lyle looking at a photo of his true love... which is a stock photo of money. And considering that it has a "Free Stock Photo" watermark on it, he didn't even pay for it.
- Blitzo, in a rare moment of foresight, disguises his tail with a sock puppet in the shape of a cat.
- In the buildup to Lyle slipping a noose around his neck, I.M.P gleefully eat popcorn from a vantage point in the window. The kitty puppet is also "eating" the popcorn.
- When the Cherubs show up to save Lyle, their holy powers somehow manage to make the cat puppet ascend to Heaven. Blitzo proceeds to watch it float away with a mournful look on his face.
- The sheer politeness and sincerity in Moxxie's voice when he straightforwardly asks Lyle to "commit die" is worth a chuckle.
- Just before that, Blitzo breaks through a window saying "Don't listen—" before he immediately faceplants on the glass-covered floor. When Moxxie uses the door right next it to ask Lyle to die, he abruptly interrupts himself to look again at Blitzo. Who still hasn't got up.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B suggest that Lyle can spread his wealth with the people of the world, Lyle only has this to say:Lyle: No.
- Moxxie gives Lyle some weapons to kill himself with,note Collin protests that he has more class than to use their weapons - only to notice Lyle sticking an assault rifle in his mouth.
- In a Freeze-Frame Bonus, when Moxxie is showing what weapons he has, Blitzo is smiling and looks pleased. However, when it cuts-back to him after Moxxie brings out more weapons, Blitzo is no longer smiling and looks outright concerned at the amount of weapons Moxxie was carrying.
- Millie barfing just by smelling Lyle. How bad is it that Hell itself smells pleasant in comparison?
- It should be noted that Millie grew up on a farm, and it's definite that she had smelled MANY awful things due to things like manure, and given that she lives in hell, it's possible that whatever foul stench associated with a barnyard in real life was a thousand times worse, and she had all the time in the world to get used to it, but Lyle Lipton smells so god-awful that not even she could handle it.
- The amount of Black Comedy unleashed by I.M.P while ruining C.H.E.R.U.B's attempts at saving Lyle:
- To counter them showing Lyle the joys of nature, I.M.P shows him the reality of nature, having a rapid chain of animals getting killed, going from small woodland herbivores, to wolves, to a bear, to a human lumberjack, to bees and an elk.
- The face that Blitzo makes following this moment is also worth a chuckle.
- Also, for some reason, I.M.P are dressed as cats in this scene, Moxxie in particular looking very reminiscent of a certain cat-demon. Though he could just as easily be dressed as Magical Mr. Mistopholes, especially since "Truth Seekers" implies he's a fan of the musical.
- This exchange right before Mother Nature's killing spree:Blitzo: Mm-hm. You gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?
Keenie: (gasps) That is so inappropriate!
Millie: Oh, kiss our ass, prude! (flips them off with both hands)
- The face that Blitzo makes
- The Cherub's reactions to Blitzo assuming they fuck are amusing, but especially Collin's; while Cletus simply looks slightly miffed and Keenie chews them out, Collin - either due to genuinely not comprehending what Blitzo meant or perhaps picturing such an act in his mind - does nothing but stare off into space.
- Notice how Blitzo never specifies which sheep Cletus is fucking. For all we know, it's Collin and his stare is him wondering how Blitzo could possibly make such a guess.
- To counter the happiness of children telling their wishes to a Mall Santa, I.M.P tears off his outfit to reveal the creepy pedophile he really is.
- The Mall Santa's T-shirt has "#Cuties" written on it. Also for some reason he looks and sounds like an overgrown gnome.
- Lyle reacts to the Mall Santa's unmasking as a creepy pedo by bawling like an infant, plus a child from offscreen can be heard wailing "Santa's evil!"
- I.M.P's outfits in this scene are gold. Blitzo and Millie are both dressed as elves, with the former using a Christmas hat to cover one horn and a large candy cane to cover the other and an annoyed Moxxie is dressed like Rudolph.
- To counter the merriment of love, I.M.P simply asks loudly if anybody in a make-out lookout would get it on with an old man, causing all of them to speed away and leave Lyle depressed.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B angrily scolds them, Moxxie counters by telling them how Lyle is nothing more than a selfish greedy authoritarian capitalist that they want to keel over dead. Blitzo tells him that he's making things too real and starts using a spray bottle filled with piss, causing Moxxie to hiss.
- Every time I.M.P confronts C.H.E.R.U.B, they are wearing different outfits. This time, it's normal outfits for woman...meaning Moxxie and Blitzo are in drag for literally no reason.
- Even better? Moxxie looks like a classic Karen.
- As C.H.E.R.U.B start talking about life's greatest joy of allnote , Lyle interjects:Lyle: Money!
- The last attempt involves an opera show. Even I.M.P fully admits that there's nothing bad about opera itself, so instead they mess up the performance to make it look bad, before accidentally killing the actress.
- Before he starts screwing with the spotlight to make the opera singer dart back and forth to stay in it, Blitzo is wiggling his butt like a cat about to pounce.
- Just prior to grabbing the spotlight, he shakes that butt in Moxxie's direction, provoking a look of horrified disbelief from the latter that must be seen to be believed.
- To counter them showing Lyle the joys of nature, I.M.P shows him the reality of nature, having a rapid chain of animals getting killed, going from small woodland herbivores, to wolves, to a bear, to a human lumberjack, to bees and an elk.
- When confronted by C.H.E.R.U.B after the opera incident, a few bits of humor occur before their brawl.
- Cletus outright states how they have full intent on making sure Lyle doesn't die, whether he wants to live or not, referring to him as "that shitty old man". Collin looks at him with concern when he does so.
- Blitzo reveals that he's already spent the entirety of Loopty Goopty's advance on a jewel-encrusted, pot-themed toy pony featuring a hat emblazoned with the word "Mare-ajuana◊."
- After Keenie viciously insults Blitzo for interfering with the affairs of the living, Millie immediately jumps to his defense to point out that she and the rest of C.H.E.R.U.B are doing the same thing...after she effortlessly picks up Blitzo and holds him off to the side, and continues holding him until Keenie tackles her. The look on Blitzo's face is one of pure bafflement, like a cat who just got picked up by their owner and is wondering how this could have possibly happened.
- When Moxie and Millie are swinging around on ropes trying to shoot at the cherubs, they start intensely making out in the middle of combat. And as they swing by Blitzo, Millie's bra and Moxie's bowtie go flying off, clearly indicating to the audience what they're doing.
- Right before Lyle has his epiphany, there's a shot of the imp's and cherub's battle reflected in his glasses. While one eye simply shows Keenie and Collin flying by with their crossbows, the other eye shows Moxxie and Millie partaking in a very intense make-out session.
- While Millie and Moxxie are having their shootout with Keenie and Collin, Blitzo is up in the catwalk/scaffolding chasing down Cletus. When they finally encounter each other, Blitzo tries to shoot... only to realize he's out of bullets. He looks at his gun in shocked disbelief, then at Cletus (who is just pointing his crossbow dramatically). After a beat he chucks his gun into the cherub's face.Cletus: Ow! You fucker!
- Lyle Lipton's death in the form of being crushed by a piano. He attempts to evade the piano, but it just moves itself to his new location and crushes him anyway. Toon Physics at its finest.
- Before the piano falls on Lyle, Blitzo, M&M, and a lighting fixture crash into the stage. The pianist, who had been awkwardly trying to keep the show going, glances back at I.M.P, towards his piano, then he stands up, adjusts his bowtie, takes his stool and calmly jumps off the section of the stage that catapults the piano into the audience.
- When C.H.E.R.U.B is fired and banished from Heaven for inadvertently killing Lyle, Keenie tries to pin the blame on I.M.P. Unfortunately, the imps had already left the scene, and the look on the Cherubs' faces is one of utter horror, which is completed by utilizing the Stock Scream of a high-pitched terrified woman.
- The way Deerie, a cherub higher-up, delivers the bad news can be considered annoying, but no less funny. She has no way of spinning the fact that the trio is Beyond Redemption at this point. At least one fan has compared her to a condescending retail boss.
- She is wearing the same shirt, suspenders and (briefly) glasses as very memetic Bill Lumbergh, a character from Office Space. She even has similar condescending speech mannerisms.
- To say nothing of the dark implications the incident as a whole raises about the true nature of Heaven in the Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss universe.
- The way Deerie, a cherub higher-up, delivers the bad news can be considered annoying, but no less funny. She has no way of spinning the fact that the trio is Beyond Redemption at this point. At least one fan has compared her to a condescending retail boss.
- After being told of IMP's failure, Loopy Goopty bursts into IMP's office furious - only for the now-deceased Lyle to burst in as well, having gone to Hell for experimenting on the poor. Which is followed by Wally Wackford from earlier in the episode dropping in from the ceiling.Blitzo: Everyone, STOP fuckin' up my walls! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!
- Meanwhile, Moxxie — either in sheer rage or from injuries sustained by the inventor duo — emits a short groan while foaming at the mouth.Blitzo: Ah, chill out, Moxxie! If you kiss my ass any harder, you'll go right inside me!
- Meanwhile, Moxxie — either in sheer rage or from injuries sustained by the inventor duo — emits a short groan while foaming at the mouth.
- Wally Wackford makes a lame pun and was the only one laughing while everyone else just stares in confusion.
The Harvest Moon Festival
- While Blitzo and Stolas are talking about the Harvest Moon Festival, Blitzo spits out a bird feather.
- Relatedly, the sheer amount of innuendo in almost all of Stolas' talk.
- Throughout the Episode Moxxie keeps trying to imitate a southern accent with varying success.
- The reason Blitzo accepts Stolas' invite to the Harvest Moon Festival? As Stolas points out, I.M.P can't do business while Stolas has the book. Stolas makes a rather amusing, playful apology to Blitzo over it — but Blitzo revealing he isn't upset about making his clients wait (implying he's mostly just sad he doesn't get to kill people) is even funnier.
- Blitzo calls M&M about the titular festival...while he’s in their home (again). Moxxie’s response to him falling on the bed from the ceiling?Moxxie: Mhm. Of course.
- And of course, at the start of the call, poor Moxxie can't get a word in edgewise before Millie responds with "YEE-FUCKIN'-HAW!"
- The fact that Moxxie's ringtone is a dramatic organ sting- rather appropriate for a resident of Hell!
- If you listen close enough, you'll notice that the ringtone sounds very familiar...
- Moxxie tries to greet Millie's parents. It doesn't go well.Moxxie: How've you been with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?
Joe: We lost our old farmhand to one o' them terrors last week. - Blitzo apparently doesn't appreciate Moxxie calling anybody other than him "sir".Blitzo: Hey watch it! I'm the sir here, bucko!
- Blitzo referring to Millie's parents as a "sperm and egg factory" to their faces. And then calling Millie a "sturdy bitch" (neither of which they see any problem with).
- When Joe says Blitzo's name reminds him of war, Moxxie goes on a tangent about how the wonders of Hell's weaponry. However, he than realizes his audience is less than receptive (Millie makes a "cut" motion while everyone else just stares blankly), forcing him to concede, "War fun!" And when Joe claims that a true man can rip the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands:Blitzo: HA! He's right, Moxxie, you got cute wittle baby hands, (reaches for Moxxie's crotch) like your baby dick!
Moxie: (swatting Blitzo's hand away) Refrain, sir.- Blitzo stealing a quick poke of Moxxie's crotch anyway. The look on Moxxie's face must be seen to be believed.
- When Blitzo introduces himself to Striker, the point about his relationship with Stolas inevitably comes up.Striker: So you even conned that ditzy blue blood into gettin' you into the surface?
Blitzo: Well, it's long and complicated, but the short answer is yes. But he's not like, y'know - we're not like - we're not doing a - we, w-what's betw... it's a transactional fucking, you see.- While Blitzo is floundering, Millie and Moxxie share a look, Millie rolls her eyes, and Moxxie stifles a laugh.
- Blitzo's response to Millie calling Stolas his boyfriend.Blitzo: Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy.
- Also, Millie's delivery of "boyfriend," somehow stretching the word into five syllables ("BO-ah-fuh-RAY-und.")
- This conversation after Striker offers to Blitzo to help skin the pig he just killed. Apparently, Blitzo really needs to brush up on common lingo:Blitzo: Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with a manly man...
Loona: That's What She Said.
Blitzo: What who said? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?! - Guess who's a major fan of Striker's fiery Hell horse?
- And then after the games...
- And then
- Millie is revealed to have been banned from competing in the games because the last time she did, there were fifteen separate funerals. Millie protests this by pointing out that she only was responsible for nine, and making an adorably ridiculous pouty face.
- Millie then angrily asks why Sallie May still gets to compete in the games but she doesn't.Lin: Your sister doesn't have a neighborhood headcount!
Millie: She so does!
Sallie May: (strolling by with a bag slung over her shoulder) It doesn't count if they don't find the bodyyyyyyy~!
- Millie then angrily asks why Sallie May still gets to compete in the games but she doesn't.
- Moxxie decides to enter the Pain Games despite Millie's protests, prompting this line from Sallie May.Sallie May: (to Millie) How pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?
- Stolas flirting with Blitzo while he's announcing the games. Blitzo's not impressed.Stolas: The winners are Striker aaand my darling Blitzy!
Blitzo: Just say my name right! Fuckin' dick. - During the games in a Freeze-Frame Bonus, there's a part where Blitzo and Striker are wrestling. Initially, Blitzo is losing, and Stolas can be seen in the background looking disinterested. Then Blitzo gains the upper hand and gets on top of Striker, and suddenly Stolas is much more interested and starts to fan himself.
- While Stolas is announcing the games, if one listens closely, his main theme "Stolas Speaks" is being played in the background... on a banjo.
- During the games, Moxxie finds himself constantly falling into water, only to be mauled by a six-eyed shark. First in an obstacle course, then in tug-of-war, and in the third instance, he ends up on the bottom of a mud fight, and the shark proceeds to get out of the water and elbow drop him, leading him to cry out "Motherfu-!" and Hard Cut to Wally jumping on the stage.
- Moxxie comforts himself by saying that, while he may not be much of a brute-force combatant, he's got other talents, like singing, that Striker doesn't have. Striker immediately starts singing a song about how much better he is than Moxxie. Moxxie's following bellow of " What the fuck?!?" is the icing on the cake.
- Relatedly, during the song, Striker charms a bunch of imps in the crowd, one of which rushes up to the stage. Striker kicks her away into the arms of a bunch of fellow crazed fans, who fall on her with a noise like piranha.
- Also, while the song is catchy, it's also such a freakishly pompous and obvious "I Am Great!" Song that it's kind of hard not to giggle at it. The fact that it includes the lyric "Moxxie, go fuck yourself" adds to the ridiculousness of it.
- Millie's reaction to the fact Moxxie had a gun on him the whole time.Millie: I love you hun, but for fuck's sake...
- Blitzo responds to Striker's smooth attempts to convince him to join forces with "Oh, that's kinda hot...", which then leads to this exchange when Striker says he'll help Blitzo kill the unkillable.Blitzo: Wow, that was a good fucking pitch.
Striker: Been workshoppin' it. - Striker has Blitzo and Moxxie pinned down, but Blitzo has a trump card. Unfortunately, that trump card is Loona, who reacts to his whistling with an irritated groan.Blitzo: Oh, fuckin' dammit, Loona.
- Ultimately, she does arrive...right in time to hit Moxxie kicking the door open right as he turns the tables against Striker, allowing him to escape.
- The motel that Striker visits has a sign that says THE GUY THAT TRIED 2 KILL U DEF ISNT HERE. The place's name? "Hideaway".
- Stella is revealed to be the one who hired Striker to kill Stolas, as she’s shown screaming that she wants that two-timer dead. This is during family dinner, with Stolas himself right across from her busy reading his book.
- Meanwhile, Octavia’s in the middle, jamming to music on her earbuds.
- Stolas barely reacts at first, and only just processes what his wife said right when he was about to eat his food.
- The book Stolas is reading is titled "Imps in the Sheets". This can be seen a metaphorical slap in the face to his wife, given his recent actions and that fact that he's read it right in front of her.
- Another punchline is that Striker is informing Stella about his failure, thinking that she is alone while unaware that she is eating right in front of his mark. Her response to his failure is filled to the brim with "You don't say?" vibes.
Truth Seekers
- Agents One and Two are discussing what to do about I.M.P, only to see Blitzo and Moxxie literally right outside the window from where they are. Two even lampshades how convenient it is.
- After Moxxie gets hit with a tranquilizer dart, Blitzo rushes in to save him. In order to create some distance between himself and Agent Two, he attacks her with the closest weapon at hand: Moxxie.
- When Millie calls for the portal to open after returning to hell, Loona points out that Blitzo wasn't acting like, well, Blitzo. Millie, however, isn't having any of it.Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-
Millie: OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL NOW! - The interrogation room scene is full of Moxxie and Blitzo messing around with the humans and having a blast while at it.
- Blitzo nonchalantly comments that he's developed somewhat of an immunity to tranquilizers due to taking a "shit load" of them in college. He's also been strapped nipple-first to a car battery at some point.
- Moxxie trolls the agents with an Overcomplicated Menu Order that succeeds in impressing Blitzo with some serious "douche chills."
- Then the agents threaten to resort to torture, and while Moxxie points out the impracticalities of using torture for information, Blitzo points out that they might like it too much, which will give the agents a whole new thing to worry about.Agent One: What do you mean by that?Blitzo: Oh, you're stupid, huh? I can work with stupid. Daddy likey dummy.Moxxie sputters, wheezing with laughter as he stamps his feet: Good one, sir...! Daddy likey dummy...!
- Moxxie's answer to Two's demand to know what he is.Agent Two: You better stop laughing at us!Agent One: Yeah, you are the ones at our mercy!Moxxie: It's hard to resist; I'm really sorry. I mean, considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for, what... hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are!Agent Two: What are you?Moxxie: I'm a Virgo.Blitzo: HAH!
- Agent Two threatens to shut them up if they get one more quip out of them. Blitzo is merciless.Blitzo: Oooh, getting KINKY![Agents One and Two utterly recoil in horror and disgust]
- Before One and Two can leave the chamber, Blitzo calls out asking if he and Moxxie get a phone call.Agent One: Well, that entirely depends. Who you gonna call? Hmm~?Blitzo: Your fat mom, thankin' her for a FAT TIME.Agent Two: Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!![Agents One buries his face in the crook of his arm, tears in his eyes.]
- After Millie and Loona's scene with the agent massacre, we cut back to the interrogation—Agent One is still ranting about Blitzo's "Your Mom" comments, and Blitzo just has a shit-eating smirk on his face as he slowly sticks the tip of his tongue out.
- Blitzo claiming that it would take "a roided-up hippo" to stop Millie.
- When catching sight of Loona and Millie sneaking through the facility on the way to rescue Blitzo and Moxxie on a security camera, an agent does a Spit Take with his coffee and slams the alarm. And the camera immediately shifts slightly to the side of him, showing the agent sitting beside him who has just been soaked in spit out coffee. Complete with him giving the other agent an appalled "What the hell, man?" look and hand gesture.
- If you pause after Millie says that she is "five years older" than Loona, you see that the base has a sign saying "no magicians permitted".
- After being dosed with Truth Gas, Blitzo admits that he hated the musical Moxxie recommended him, crying while saying that it was about "ugly, horny cats". That sounds familiar...
- This of course implies that Cats is still being performed in Hell.
- When Blitzo and Moxxie start to realize that they're being gassed with a truth serum:Moxxie: Just ask me something specific I wouldn't normally tell you.
Blitzo: Okay. Uh, does Millie ever peg you?
Moxxie: Sometimes. (brief look of happiness) Wait. Ew! Fuck! Why that!?
Blitzo: Heh, I knew it.- Later, during Moxxie's hallucination, Hallucinaton Blitzo asks Moxxie why does he have Millie peg him.Moxxie: (singing) It gives me an erectio- (normal voice) Hey!
- Slightly amusing that shortly afterwards, Hallucination Blitzo just can’t resist getting one last jab in about the pegging, to Moxxie's embarrassment.Hallucination Blitzo: (singing) The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty.
(Moxxie groans)
- Slightly amusing that shortly afterwards, Hallucination Blitzo just can’t resist getting one last jab in about the pegging, to Moxxie's embarrassment.
- Later, during Moxxie's hallucination, Hallucinaton Blitzo asks Moxxie why does he have Millie peg him.
- Hallucination Blitzo's insistence upon calling Moxxie a bitch.Hallucination Blitzo: Because you, my precious little bitch boy-
Moxxie: Stop it, Sir!
Hallucination Blitzo: Are tripping ba-a-a-a-alls! - The sheer contrast between Moxxie and Blitzo's Mushroom Sambas. Moxxie gets a stunning Disney like song, while Blitzo gets repeatedly insulted and beaten down by hallucinations of Moxxie, Robo Fizz, Verosika and Striker.
- Blitzo's hallucination of Moxxie suddenly sports a pimped out dress before disappearing.
- When Loona and Millie encounter a barred door with a passcode lock, Millie examines the keypad and notices only a single digit is worn to oblivion.Millie: Try 1.
- Blitzo takes a second to have a selfie with a decapitated head while killing the agents. This selfie later showed up on his instagram.
- In the same scene, we see that Blitzo's phone case has "Thot Patrol" written on it
- During the brawl, Agent One asks in aggravation why his colleagues keep using weapons from Japan's Edo Period over more practical weapons.Agent Two: Hey! The Edo Period was badass and you know it!
Agent One: Damn it, you're right. - Shortly after the Edo Period discussion, the camera pans away from Millie just as an agent is running at her with a set of nunchaku spinning over his head. He runs off-screen... only for the his arm to come back on-screen after getting cut off, with the nunchaku still spinning and lifting the severed arm up toward the ceiling like a helicopter.
- While Moxxie is in the middle of mowing down enemies, Blitzo startles him, causing Moxxie to drop his gun and have it fire off in one guy's... nether regions. Moxxie looks genuinely disturbed by what he just did while Blitzo casually puts the poor guy out his misery.Blitzo: Oh wow, really going for the dick there ain't ya. Here, I got it for ya.
- Blitzo's ultimate weapon: a gigantic rocket launcher labeled "My Dick" that fires an equally large rocket called the "Pussy Destroyer"Blitzo: Oh yeah, gettin' HARD holdin' THIS motherfucker!
- A Freeze-Frame Bonus: The final door in the sequence of barricades activated by the lockdown is an outhouse door with the lock set to "occupied".
- When you pause to read the runic letters on the grimoire, it reads "How to open—stupid fucking portal".
- A small "Blink And You'll Miss It" moment, but when Stolas arrives to save I.M.P, Loona is seen taking a picture on her phone as he scares Agents One and Two.
- This exchange after Stolas' Big Damn Heroes moment.Blitzo: Stolas? Wha-hold on, how did you know that we needed help?
Stolas: I have my ways, darling. Are you all right?
Blitzo: Ugh, I'm fine, Stolas.
Stolas: Mm, good. (Beat) HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET CAUGHT BY HUMANS?!- How can we tell how pissed off Stolas is? His swear isn't censored.
- Blitzo and Stolas’s flirting as they return to Hell.Stolas: Am I going to get any thank you for the rescue, Blitzy~?
Blitzo: Well, I suppose you should. Want me to fuck your brains out tonight?
Stolas: Very much so.
Blitzo: Alright, but you’re keeping quiet, or I’m using those bear traps.- And as later shown on their Instagrams, they did wind up using the bear traps.
- And ended up injuring themselves by accident.
- And as later shown on their Instagrams, they did wind up using the
OZZIE'S
- The episode begins with I.M.P returning from a job high on bloodlust. Moxxie emerges from a tree brandishing a chainsaw and grinning like a maniac while Millie enters walking like a crab for no reason whatsoever, holding an axe between her teeth before snapping it in half in excitement.
- After he learns that Moxxie and Millie are going to celebrate their anniversary, Blitzo once again shows complete and total disregard for their privacy by announcing his intent to join them. And deliberately not getting the hint when Moxxie tries to protest.Moxxie: Uh... no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh-huh.
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mm-hmm.
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all [gives them both a hug] See you love bugs later! [walks out whistling happily... and stops at the door for a moment just to whistle a few more notes] - The huge lifts that travel between the rings of Hell and the terminals that host them are amusing because their appearance completely subverts expectations; instead of being horrifying and gloomy like the rest of Hell, they're very bright with white and gold trimmings. Were it not for the Tempting Apple imagery everywhere and the demons inside, the place could easily be mistaken for Heaven.
- The bouncer tells Blitzo that he can't enter Ozzie's without a date, and in response, Blitzo attempts to seduce the bouncer to make him his date. Keyword being "attempts".Blitzo: Y-...You know, you have...really nice eyes...daddy?
(Immediately cuts to him getting thrown into the garbage)
Blitzo: You fuckin' prude! (flips him off)- It should be worth noting that in the background, a slightly obscured poster is advertising Angel Dust.
- Later when Blitzo is able to get in with Stolas, the bouncer looks at Blitzo aghast as if he's wondering how someone like him managed to procure a demon prince as his date.
- Stolas has officially turned into a single mom, sulking around his mansion in his bathrobe, eating cereal for dinner and watching a hella-novela.
- Right before the phone rings, the actress in the telenovela is wondering why her co-star doesn't love her (complete with Hispanic accent to maximize novela-ness). Stolas pitiably says 'That's a mood, Gabriella!'
- When he slumps down on the couch, he makes a sad owl hoot noise.
- Then there's his caller ID from a regular rotary, which hoo's like an owl (because of course it does) which is a cloud that reads, "Blitzy's calling!"
- Which leads to him choking on his cereal and practically struggling to reach the phone. One viewer noted the way Stolas chokes is the exact expression owls make when coughing up pellets.
- A waiter prepares Blitzo's chair by adding a stack of books so he can sit at eye level with Stolas.
- This little gem from Blitzo and Stolas's waitress:Waitress: Can I get you two off-I mean... start you two off with some drinks?
- When Blitzo looks for Moxxie and Millie there are quick snippets of some of the patrons taking full advantage of the club's lust theme, one couple making out passionately and one dude looking to be getting some head under the table.
- When Fizz points out Verosika standing by a bar, it causes her to get a look like a deer in headlights before shoving away the bartender (Wally Wackford, by the way) and striking sensual poses.
- Blink it and you miss it, the straws in Fizzarolli and Verosika's drinks actually spell out "bitch".
- Blink it and you miss it, the straws in Fizzarolli and Verosika's drinks actually spell out "bitch"
- During Fizzarolli's opening speech, when he brings up how profitable his robot replicas are, especially as sex dolls, one of the imps watching proudly and far too excitedly proclaims he has four Fizzarolli sex dolls. One is even poking out from under the table. Fizzarolli looks freaked out at the announcement and says into his mic:
- Fizzarolli also takes a moment to reference the destruction of Loo Loo Land and how he plans to sue the guy who caused it. Unsurprisingly, both Blitzo and Stolas try to make themselves scarce in response.
- Stolas having a genuine Oh, Crap! moment:Stolas: Did he just say Asmodeus?
- When Fizz announces Moxxie, he notes that the latter has no creative stage name whatsoever. Fizz continues to be a Funny Background Event for the entire song.
- Just before getting interrupted, Moxxie was just saying "I love you." over and over, implying that he is stalling for time to think of/remember the next proper verse. Being interrupted felt almost like an unintentional escape.
- The trumpet accompaniment of Ozzie's song quickly turns into Fizz miming playing the instrument while making trumpet noises with his mouth. He even says "Trumpet! BAH!" before darting behind Ozzie at one point!
- When Ozzie starts poledancing, Fizz zips onto the screen and starts throwing bills on the floor while wearing heart-shaped shutter shades. He then makes a very goofy face◊ as he struggles to hold up a performing Asmodeus.
- When encouraging Moxxie to revise his song to better fit the club, Fizz recommends rhyming "thong" with "schlong". He even pulls out a dictionary simply titled: "Rhyming Dic". Additionally, he's wearing librarian half-moon glasses, complete with a beaded glasses chain.
- When Moxxie still fails to perform a sufficiently raunchy song and Ozzie voices his disapproval, you can see Fizz extending his legs just to be tall enough to look down disapprovingly on Moxxie.
- Blitzo tries to defend Moxxie by telling the crowd that he's watched him and Millie have sex enough that they make missionary look almost exciting. Moxxie is obviously disturbed by this and keeps his horrified expression even when Fizz resumes the song.
- Once Verosika starts singing, rather then get shocked or angry, Blitzo just sounds annoyed as if he's thinking "Oh great, another person who hates me".
- Stolas's WTF face at Verosika while she’s singing.
- During her song she lays sensually on a table causing a demon to take a picture of her. His date on the other hand is not amused.
- The context makes it much more serious, but there's still something amusing about Verosika matter-of-factly admitting to "stroking and fellating" Blitzo but then getting nothing in return.
- Wally Wackford's shock at Stolas sleeping with an imp wakes up the demon slumped over at his bar who looks around with a confused expression.
- He also sends said customer's martini flying off the bar with his overly-eager pointing.
- The mere fact that Wally felt the need to insert himself into the song is pretty funny on its own.
- As Asmodeus and Fizzarolli try to sing their final lines of the song together, fireworks start to go off from the stage. And of course the projectile seems to be shaped like dicks.
- Millie getting revenge for Moxxie by knocking Fizzarolli out with Moxxie's guitar just before the end of their song. It comes out of nowhere and is both funny and glorious. It also happened so quickly that many viewers actually thought that she stomped on him until they slowed the video down frame by frame.
- Asmodeus has so far been unflappable and in control of the entire situation, but Millie smacking Fizzarolli is enough to make him freeze up in shock and scoop the clown off the floor with a comically teary expression. He then spends the rest of his screen time holding Fizz like a chihuahua.
- Asmodeus' singing display basically is just a way of telling Moxxie to read the room; Ozzie's is a high-end bistro in the Lust ring, where honest romance and devotion (and whacking people with guitars, apparently) are just not welcome. By the time all is said and done, the big man's flat-out tired of the imps showing him up.Asmodeus: Aw, ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT.
- Stolas's hitched a ride with Blitzo from the club. He struggles to get out due to his massive height. It is also shows that the van is very dirty, with various junk from the van's front seats alone flying around in the struggle.
- While the Downer Ending is pretty depressing for the most part, if one looks at Blitzo’s phone before he opens up his photos, most of the apps on his phone are thinly-veiled Bland-Name Product versions of real-life apps. This includes an app for a McDonald's stand-in and a mobile game called “Horsie Dress-up”.
Queen Bee
- Ke$ha, ladies and gentlemen. The episode was delayed for over a year, and once finally aired we were treated to the ball of casual fun that is her performance as Bee.Bee: I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now.
- Loona's reaction contributes to the absurdity of the statement above.
- Loona drops the B-word on a hellhound she doesn't like.Loona: Well maybe it's cause I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!
Preppy Hellhound: *Genuinely offended* Oh. My Dog. Wow.
Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true.
Bystander: You can't say that. - During Bee's song "Cotton Candy", several of her moments of enlarging food are hilarious, like when she enlarges the drinks of two hounds and one ends up collapsing from the alcohol overload.
- One hellhound is wearing a V-collar, which has been completely filled with booze to the point that only their nose is sticking out of it.
- Also during Bee's song Loona gets annoyed by the Hellhounds singing the background chorus popping out next to her.
- Another one that happens during the song, while Bee is giving out cotton candy in the background Loona wordlessly mouths "What the fuck?" due to seeing a bunch of Hellhounds swimming in a giant punchbowl.
- Bee says she hopes the party can serve as a nice introduction to nightlife for Loona. Loona looks behind her in time to see another hellhound perform a Banister Slide, hit his groin on the finial at the bottom, and fall off in pain; she then turns back towards Bee and lets out an unenthused grunt.
- Loona awkwardly saying out loud that she finds Bee hot.
- This leads to Bee going on a tangent about how she felt the same way the first time she saw Satan shirtless, describing how weird it felt because she considers him to be like a brother, though ultimately concludes that she "could hit that." Loona can only smile and nod awkwardly the whole time and even Vortex gives a "WTF" look.
- When Loona talks Blitzo into joining her so that she doesn't have to feel alone due to how there are people who know him, he agrees to one drink. One Gilligan Cut later, Blitzo is chugging an entire barrel from a straw.
- Loona catches Blitzo making out with a random imp and calls him out. Blitzo then asks the imp's name, which is Dennis. That's enough to turn Blitzo off.Blitzo: Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis. Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight! I need a Monica or an Alejandro in here stat!
- Even funnier is that Dennis briefly waves when Blitzo responds "This guy!" to Loona asking him what the fuck he's doing.
- After Blitzo starts demanding for another imp to do him after shooing away Dennis, a muscular imp (presumably named Alejandro) attempts to take the opportunity only to get punched in the face by Loona.
- The whole situation with Loona driving Blitzo back at the office at the end is highly reminiscent of a parent having to pick a drunk teenager up from a party. The fact that Blitzo is the one who is actually supposed to be the parent due to being Loona's adoptive father makes it even more hilarious.Loona: ...Do you need to throw up?
Blitzo: (pouts) No...
Loona: (unable to hide her amusement) Ha! Yeah, you do. - The end of the episode. After a hungover Blitzo admitting his fears about Dying Alone and a somber Loona ensuring her dad that she'll stick with him, what's the final part of that scene?Blitzo: [projectile vomits onto the floor] Fuck. Yeah, I did need to throw up!
- Even better is that the scene preceding it makes you think Blitzo already threw up on the way home via a Vomit Discretion Shot. But nope.
