Funny / Cinema Sins Series and Franchises: M-R

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Mamma Mia series

Mamma Mia!

• The very first sin of the video involves Jeremy swearing at Chris for what is to come.
• This bit:
  Sophie: I have a dream, a song to sing / To help me cope with everything...
  Jeremy: If you have a song that helps you cope with everything, it either doesn't exist or it's MMMBop.
• At one point, Jeremy refers to the movie as "a musical version of Jennifer's Body with less kissing or blood."
• While Ali and Lisa follow Sophie through the woods as she sing-reads from her mother's diary:
  Jeremy: The fact that a smoke monster isn't eating any of these girls as they run through the woods.
• This:
  Sophie: I'll know my father as soon as I see him!
  Jeremy: No, you won't.
• "I'm not gonna lie, this movie gives a solid case for drinking at 11 AM.
• During the "Chiquitita" number:
  Jeremy: Man, I I swear I liked some of ABBA's music before watching this movie.
  • This nice little Actor Allusion: "Since Donna doesn't know, it'll ultimately be Sophie's Choice."
• The Running Gag about the terrible singing voices of the actors in the movie such as referring to Colin Firth's voice as "Kermit the Frog doing a James Taylor impression" and Pierce Brosnan as "a drunk David Bowie impersonator".
  • This culminates in the sentence for the movie: "An Entire Album of Colin Firth & Pierce Brosnan Duets".
• This bit:
  Donna: What have those men ever done for their daughter?
  Jeremy: Their?
• Jeremy repeatingly points out the green screens for outdoor shots despite the fact the filmmakers actually shot it in Greece.
• "This whole movie is basically song, misunderstanding, song, misunderstanding, song, misunderstanding...kind of like my sex life.
• This sin:
  Sophie: Am I letting you down?
  Jeremy: Are you speaking to the audience?
• "Down the dusty dirt-roard the donkey drove Donna's daring daughter to her draconian dedication deed."
• Jeremy points out a Stan Lee cameo during the wedding. ^note It isn't actually Stan Lee but it is a disturbingly close look-alike.
• When Sophie confesses that, after all the trouble she went with, she doesn't care as to which of the three possible fathers is the real one:
  Jeremy: F*ck the beat, I'll go a cappella! F*ck a Papa Doc, f*ck a clock, f*ck a trailer! F*ck everybody! F*ck y'all if you doubt me! I'm a piece of Website/YouTube critic trash, I say it proudly! And f*ck this movie, I don't wanna sin, I'm outtie! Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again

• "40 seconds of unnecessary logos for a wholly unnecessary sequel. It's like two peas in an unnecessary pod!"
• At a cameo by Andy Garcia as Fernando Cienfuegos:
  Jeremy: "Andy Garcia is featured in no more than 3% of the runtime" cliche! Poor bastard...
• This bit:
  Sophie: Should I ask her?
  Jeremy: She f*cking died?! OFF-CAMERA?!
• Jeremy points out the implications of Sophie singing "When I Kissed The Teacher" for her valedictorian speech.
• This:
  Jeremy: Donna's song is so infectious, they graduate without getting their diplomas and ride their bikes through town and sing. Now, this would be fine if they were Muppets. But they're not. They're humans. So it's not fine.
• This bit:
  Donna: She's coming...my mother.
  Jeremy: Even if your mom is Cher, it's creepy to know this much about her sex life.
• "So much of this movie is flashback. They should have called it Mamma Mia: Here We Went Again!"
• The Running Gag of the movie having to dig to the bottom of the barrel for ABBA songs in their catalog.
• A Call-Back to the original sins video when Jeremy proclaims that the singing voice of Dominic Cooper is "somewhere between drunk, late night open bar in Sacramento and Captain Von Trapp in a fifth-grade production of The Sound of Music."
• Jeremy refers to a weird-looking candle holder as "Satan's Irony Lantern: designed to make you die by lighting a single match!"
• This:
  Tanya: 2 of your 3 fathers couldn't make it.
  Jeremy: Oh, CHRIST.
• This bit:
  Donna: Sailors used to think that the world was flat and that you'd sail off the edge!
  Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Used to think. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Used to.
• Jeremy ends up completely befuddled at a scene:
  Jeremy: This guy is playing a baguette as a air guitar...and then as a f*cking trumpet! *adds 10 sins*
• "Movie clearly did not learn from its predecessor about letting Pierce Brosnan sing."
• Jeremy considers Bill to have too many actual sins to be excellent at Cinemasins.
• This:
  Fernando Cienfuegos: I have made my peace with pain.
  Jeremy: You've got to admire Andy's attitude here. Not everyone would get over Geostorm so quickly.
• "In case you thought this movie lost its core demographic, it literally becomes an HGTV episode."
• Jeremy refers to Sophie's constantly mood swings as a "hypocondriac of emotions" and later goes on to wonder if her therapist trademarked the phrase That escalated quickly.
• This:
  Elderly Greek woman: I know what you're looking for with your wandering eye and restless groin.
  Jeremy: Sh*t, movie. Way to spoil the title for my upcoming medical drama on the CW coming out this Spring!
• "These assholes are performing Marine Dancing Queen, which means they preen instead of clean in advance of the byzantine scene of saccharine libertines that are all keenly on Dramamine. And for these obscene routine, they recieve fifteen dings."
• When Ruby (played by Cher) finally appears in the film:
  Fernando Cienfuegos: She has turned my frown upside down!
  Jeremy: Yeah, she's got access to all the doctors that can do that.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man

• This gag.
  Stane: You think, that just because you created something, that you own it?
  Jeremy: This must be what Stan Lee said to Steve Ditko and Jack Kirby.

The Incredible Hulk

• Jeremy's comments about the "Green Sasquatch" newspaper article.
• The response to the military continuing to shoot the hulk when it's obvious bullets don't work.
• "How are we gonna get where we need to go on $40 and no credit cards?"
  Jeremy: That's the exact same question that launched CinemaSins, actually. *ding*

Iron Man 2

• When Tony's eating doughnuts in the Randy's Donuts structure, they have Homer Simpson saying, "I paid for a colossal doughnut, and I'm going to get a colossal doughnut."

Thor

• Jeremy going over Loki's complex, yet dumb plan to become the heir to the throne of Asgard.
• "Movie introduces Hawkeye and he does jack s*it."
• This gem:
  Thor: Can you see her?
  Heimdall: (chuckles) Yes.
  Jeremy: Hey, can you tell me what she's wearing?
• One of the stingers: Playing the "We Do" song from The Simpsons over the scene when Thor talks with Hogan and Volstag before they go to Johtunheim.

The Avengers

• "This is a Tesseract, and that's pretty much all we'll ever know for sure about it." *ding*
• The numerous hints of love among the superheroes, whether it's Captain America and Iron Man almost kissing or Tony Stark and Bruce Banner driving off together while the Cinema Sins Narrator wonders if they are dating.
• "Cap gets AIDS from handling bloody baseball cards."
• A pair of "superhero pissing contests."
• The 10th Anniversary Resins:
  • "In terribly choreographed and edited action scenes like this, I often like to press "pause" and forward through the scene frame-by-frame. You see the usual shenanigans, like guys getting picked or punched once and being so out-of-commission they can't help out until one of their colleagues is kicked or punched, and when Natasha head-butts this guy only her hair hits this head, and we get a decent look at Scarlett Johansson's stunt double. That's really the only time I have fun with these fights."
  • "S.H.I.E.L.D. can build impossible Helicarriers but doesn't have interior scanner/sensors to find audio and video bugs?! Or people playing Galaga?"
  • Jeremy finally getting to redeem his infamous "There is no gravity in space" error:
    Jeremy: There IS gravity in space, but only inasmuch as you are near a planet, moon, star, or black hole. Tony falls back away from the Chitauri vessel on the other end of space as though Earth's gravity is so strong it's pulling him back through the portal. But in reality, he came through the portal with some amount of speed, and he would have continued on that path forever. He would've flown into the explosion the missile caused, not the opposite direction.

Iron Man 3

• Putting audio from The Incredibles of Syndrome taunting Mr. Incredible over a clip with Aldrich Killian after Tony Stark is captured.
• After Killian murders Maya Hansen.
  Killian: ...a high-level position has just been vacated.
  The Joker: So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team?
• The Bonus Round consisting of every submission of "Scene does not contain a lap dance".
• When we find out that The Mandarin is actually a washed up British actor named Trevor Slattery.
  Trevor: My name's Trevor...
  Jeremy: Surprise! Except it's stupid. *ding*
• And before the above moment:
  Cinema Sins Narrator: Ben Kingsley isn't Gandhi in this scene.
• The entries submitted by the Screen Junkies crew is voiced by Jon Bailey, the Honest Trailers narrator.
  Jon Bailey (on the one the paparazzi people recording video with the phone vertically): Vertical video. *ding*
  Interviewer that Jon Bailey called the worst extra ever: Just sayin'.
  Jon Bailey: And I'm just sayin' you're a terrible extra. *ding*
  Jon Bailey (on the bad positioning of one of the microphones): Good mic placement, dude. *ding*
  Jon Bailey (on the one of the interviewers bringing a notepad and a pen): Ha ha. This guy only brought a pen and a pad. *ding*
  (Tony Stark throws a phone away...)
  Jon Bailey : Tony Stark is a dick to phones. *ding*
  (As Tony Stark heads home...)
  Jon Bailey: Car is pointed one way when he gets in, then leaves in the other direction. *ding*
  • And the sin-counting paused for this exchange:
  Jeremy: *Ahem* What are you doing?
  Jon Bailey: (nervous chuckle) Uh, what's that over there? Boobs.
  (Static screen)
  • And the misfit sins as well, such as "Why. Is there a bunny?" (in response to Pepper's white outfit), "You're lazy. Sins are your job.", "The black guy doesn't die? (sorry for racism)" and "What if a shark eats it?" Presumably referring to Tony Stark throwing his deactivated chestpiece into the Pacific Ocean.

Thor: The Dark World

• When Malekith confronts Frigga:
  Frigga: Who are you?
  Jeremy: Yeah, Doctor Who is that? *ding*

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

• One of the stingers shows a clip of Cap visiting his wing in the museum. In place of the regular video is Everything Wrong With Captain America: The First Avenger.
• One of the stingers is combining Steve Rogers' speech via speakers in the S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ with Emmet Brickowski's "I may not be a Master Builder" speech from The LEGO Movie.
  Captain America: Attention, all SHIELD agents, this is Steve Rogers. (in Emmet's voice) I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans, or having ideas in general.
• Another stinger is Sam Wilson (aka The Falcon) punching Brock Rumlow with audio of the Japanese "Falcon Punch!" sound from the Japanese F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu anime.
• Jeremy describes Steve’s plan to hide the flash drive behind two packs of Hubba Bubba bubblegum in a vending machine as “either the most I’ll-conceived hiding place ever, or a testament to how few people actually buy Hubba Bubba”.
• When Pierce agrees to one of Fury’s conditions on the condition that Iron Man come to his niece’s birthday party.
  Jeremy: ''Iron Man 4: Niece’s Birthday Party. No wonder Downey didn’t want to do it.
• Jeremy criticizing Cap's tendency to be invincible in the movie by asking why the good guys come up with a plan to use chips to subvert Project Insight, instead of just having Cap knock all the heli-carriers out of the sky by punching their engines out.

Guardians of the Galaxy

• Saying Gamora looks like the child of Uhura and the "green chick" from Star Trek (2009) along with the "blue chick" from Avatar. Then giving it a sin for not featuring a "sex tape" of said conception.
• A touch of Self-Deprecation, comparing the assumed ease of Vin Diesel's voiceover job playing Groot to his own doing Cinema Sins.
  • An additional bit of Self-Deprecation comes when Rhomann Dey says that he doesn't believe anyone is one-hundred percent a dick:
  Jeremy: This guy has never seen CinemaSins.
• Saying Stormtroopers have better aim than the guards at the Kyln.
• Adding Michigan J. Frog singing "Hello, My Baby" (and then croaking) to the scene where the Groot sapling is dancing while Drax is cleaning his knives.
• Dubbing over the Guardians' police lineup with the audio from the police lineup scene in The Usual Suspects.
• After using the "I may not be a Master Builder" speech in one of the stingers of EWW Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Jeremy uses it again, this time applying it to Peter Quill, who is played by Chris Pratt, who also voiced Emmet in The LEGO Movie.

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Ant-Man

• "This isn't some cute piece of technology like the Iron Man armor!"
  Jeremy: Whoa whoa WHOA!
• "The Italian Impossible Eleven!" *ding*
• When Ant-Man realises that in order to sabotage the Yellowjacket's titanium suit from the inside, which he cannot do while shrunk, he has to go subatomic, Jeremy comments that since the Yellowjacket's suit also consists of yellow stretchy material, Ant-Man can just tear through it and punch the Yellowjacket in the dick several times.

Captain America: Civil War

• "So Zemo's plan is to...wash that evil right out of his hair?"
• In the scene where Cap prevents the helicopter from taking off:
  Jeremy: OK, if we have to remove 3 sins for this, I guess we will. Sin Counter will NOT be happy!
  • And it wasn't. After the sin removal, the sin counter reads "73 :(" until the next sin is added.
• "Cap and Tony take an hour and a half to start Civil Warring."
• "Get this to Ross." "Which one?"

Doctor Strange

• "In 2016, audiences were delighted to see Inception 2 in theaters, which they weirdly called Doctor Strange. I mean, strangely called Doctor Strange."
• Jeremy takes a minute to draw some parallels between Stephen Strange and another, surprisingly similar superhero.
  Jeremy: Oh, gee... A hot, rich, [...] brilliant, cocky, charming guy who gets deeply injured, then overcomes that injury to become the hero... that's so Starkly familiar... where have I — oh right, Bruce Wayne.
• This moment:
  Kaecilius: (to Wong) You're on the wrong side of history, my friend.
  Jeremy: Or maybe, dare I say it... the WONG side of history! Ha ha ha... I'll give myself five sins for that.
  (screen shows an extra counter that says Cinema Sins Sin Counter: ∞ + 5)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

• This:
  Zylax: Fire with the intent to kill.
  Jeremy: Then what have they been doing this whole time? Firing with the intent to miss?!
• Drax comically crashes into trees and doesn't comically die.
• "Guardians of the Galaxy continues to try and shove Howard the Duck in our faces."
• This callback to a Running Gag from the original GOTG sins video:
  Yondu: You a professional asshole or what?
  Jeremy: Movie speaks directly to me and gets it 100% right!
• Despite liking the movie, Jeremy drags it several times for its poor pacing.
  Jeremy: This reminds me of all those Hawkeye's farm scenes during Age of Ultron.
• Jeremy sins the scene where Quill transforms into a giant rock monster version of Pac-Man for reminding him of Pixels.

Spider-Man Homecoming

• At the beginning of the film, we get this:
  Jeremy: This is as good of a time as any to say that the collective timeline of all the films in the MCU is basically f*cked.
• This:
  Aunt May: My turkey meatloaf was a disaster!
  Jeremy: I could have told you that before you started cooking, but whatever.
• This bit:
  Spidey: Great movie!
  Jeremy: Movie steals an outtake from us.
• Eventully, Jeremy gets fed up with all of the things the Spidey suit can do and comes up with a new version of the 1967 theme song:
  Jeremy Spider-God! Spider-God! There's literally nothing this suit can't do for him!
• Jeremy scoffing at Liz not having a date to homecoming, even if the in-universe excuse is she was too busy planning the dance.
  Jeremy: Yea no, a girl that hot has a date, a back-up date, and three friend-zoned guys waiting on standby.

Thor: Ragnarok

• This moment:
  Surtur: I must fufill my destiny and lay waste to your home.
  Jeremy What a sh*tty destiny. For him and everyone else. He's like an intergalactic Airbnb nightmare.
• Followed up by:
  Surtur: I must bring about Ragnarok.
  Jeremy Ragna-roll credits.
• At one point, Jeremy notes the background extras are so bad, he questions if they're winners of a contest that got to be in the scene.
• This:
  Odin: Isn't this beautiful?
  Jeremy Wow, Norway looks fake as sh*t.
• Jeremy refers to Hela as "Space-Catwoman" throughout the video.
  • He laters notes that she looks like "a rejected concept for Maleficent 2".
• When Thor lands on Sakaar, Jeremy immediately ponders if it's the trash planet from The Transformers: The Movie and if the Junkions are nearby.
• When Thor's electric powers come out of his eyes:
  Jeremy Well, they finally did it. They turned Thor into Raiden.
• When Loki looks into the mind of Valkyrie, Jeremy is quick to note that it's not the "Tom Cruise trying to kill Hitler movie".
• On the subject of Skurge's Heel–Face Turn:
  Jeremy Because he did one good thing, it immediately negates all the bad things he did. All is forgiven!
• The Running Gag about the movie theater ushers hating the end credit scenes continue from the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 video.
• One of the outtakes plays "It's a Small World" over the tour of Sakaar.

Black Panther

• During the opening narration:
  N'jobu: To become the first Black Panther.
  Jeremy: Roll kittens!
• Jeremy is in disbelief that T'Challa, the future king of Wakanda, allowed his sister to flip him off.
• The Running Gag about the bad special effects culminates in Jeremy wondering if they used Weebles to simulate the crowds.
• This:
  T'Challa: WAKANDA FOREVER!
  Jeremy And so, millions of people are going to ask Chadwick Boseman to do this for the rest of his life.
• When a civilan's car is reduced to a seat and a steering wheel:
  Jeremy: I guess I must have missed the part where this Marvel movie became a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
• Jeremy on the climatic fight: "Man, and I thought my family's get togethers were awkward. Last year's Thanksgiving's got NOTHING on this!"
• Jeremy gets increasingly irritated over how Vibrantium can seemingly do everything.
• Jeremy groans in dismay at the appearance of the CGI rhinos in the climatic battle.
• The sentence? Dusted.
• One of the outtakes dubs in Miracle Max over T'Challa's death scene.

Avengers: Infinity War

• The YouTube description lampshades all of the requests the channel has recieved for the movie and says that "Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)"
• This, if only for the mental image if provides:
  Jeremy: 18% of the MCU has just been Thanos bitching on the freeway.
• The Running Gag about Jeremy forgetting the number of movies in the MCU.
• This bit:
  Wong: Six stones, spread across the universe!
  Jeremy: Why only six?
• This bit:
  Ned: Holy sh*t! We're all gonna die!
  Jeremy: Oh, Ned, you are such a treasure. removes a sin
• Jeremy claims that Mark Ruffalo's performance as Bruce Banner is "the most embarrasing thing he's done since In The Cut."
• This:
  Subtitle: SPACE
  Jeremy: While this is 100% not a reaction to CinemaSins complaining about placenames being used when they're unnecessary, this is 100% a reaction to CinemaSins complaining about placenames being used when they're unnecessary!
• Jeremy sins Groot playing Defender, partially because he's shocked there isn't any future-space video games and partially because "Defender is a f*cking awful arcade game."
• When Thor lands on the Guardians ship windshield:
  Jeremy: This Thor is dangerous and unnecessary, but I do love Fig Newtons!
• This:
  Thor: Who the hell are you people?!
  Jeremy: That's a rude way to greet people you don't know. Why, I woke up one time in this room and this dude tried to do all this gnarly sh*t with these strange tools and I was all like "Who the hell are you" and he said "I'm your f*cking dentist!". Dr. James Packer D.D.S was tough but fair.
• Jeremy is distracted by a sign saying that "We will deep fry your kebab" and spends some time trying to piece together what it might mean.
• When Wanda fights a henchman:
  Jeremy: Why does she have to THROW her MIND powers at people?!
• When Falcon shows up:
  Jeremy: Hahahahaha. Guns. Hahahahahaha.
• When Gamora seeks shelter from Thanos:
  Jeremy: Why don't you just go and hide in a cave with Spock?
• "NO ONE in this movie should have a Rickenbacker bass and have it displayed on the floor stand in a library. This guitar is the biggest lie the MCU has ever told."
• Jeremy refers to Thor Ragnarok as Thor 33 1/3.
• Bucky's introduction, made all the more funnier with Jeremy's legit rage at him showing up.
  Bucky: (resignedly) Where's the fight?
  Jeremy: F*cking Bucky.
• "This is the second Marvel movie to completely waste Peter Dinklage."
• This:
  Red Skull: The Soul Stone is a very special stone...
  Jeremy: Why?
  Red Skull: It requires a certain type of wisdom...
  Jeremy: But why?!
• "Oh, goody! Just what I wanted to see in my Marvel movies, swarms of easily killable CGI monster clones! Thanos can easily do the job right now, but why do that when you can reenact Braveheart instead?!"
• During a particularly incomprehensible fight scene:
  Jeremy: A bunch of whatever!
• This:
  Rocket: I think he's dying!
  Eitri: HE NEEDS THE AXE!
  Jeremy: Why?! He's not the god of axes, is he?!
• When Bruce Banner enters a mech:
  Jeremy: Bad CGI floating Bruce Banner head gives me nightmares.
• This:
  Thanos: With a snap of my fingers...they would all cease to exist.
  Jeremy: Why a snap? Why not an OK sign or a salute? Or a middle finger? Or The Shocker?
• During the fight on Titan, Jeremy removes a sin for Thanos utilizing the moon in the fight, stating that they'd answered a question he'd never thought to ask - but then sins it because everyone survives it.
• When Star-Lord attacks Thanos:
  Jeremy: This f*cking guy.
• When Okoye asks why Scarlet Witch wasn't fighting with them the entire time, we get an inversion of a Running Gag.
  Jeremy: Because Scarlet Witch was there to destroy the Mind Stone if Shuri got it out of Vision. Jeez, lady, who do you think you are? You're worse than CinemaSins!
• When Vision returns in the final fight:
  Jeremy: Vision-Ex Machina! Seriously, this guy should be vomiting magenta computer code right now but instead, he's well enough to fight?! Just have 25% more consistancy, Marvel! That's all I ask!
• Jeremy refuses to remove sins for the iconic snap and instead chooses to point out every reason why it doesn't work from a storytelling standpoint instead.
• The sentence for the movie? Dissolved. On its own, its not that funny but with the audio track playing underneath it...
  Speedy Alka-Seltzer: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!

Ant-Man and The Wasp

• "AHHH! Bad wigs!"
• This bit:
  Hank Pym: But now I think it's possible to bring her back.
  Jeremy: And I think it's possible to make pigs fly but I've still got several legal and moral hurdles to clear before my country will allow me to cut off a pig's nose and surgically attach a propeller in its place.
• This:
  Jimmy Woo: Thanks. I'm also a youth pastor.
  Jeremy: Pop quiz, hotshot. "Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor" is A) Whatever I say when I get complimented on my hygiene, B) a spicy Albanian cola drink, C) what I had tattooed on my penis or D) the only sworn testimony I have given in a court of law.
• During Scott's house arrest, Jeremy is shocked that he did all sorts of crazy things to pass the time instead of watching TV or looking up porn on the internet.
• During a flashback sequence:
  Jeremy: This is apparently a real memory because Blah Blah Scott Blah Blah Quantum Realm Blah Blah Married to the Mob is stuck in the Quantum Realm.
• Jeremy gets upset at how cheap the giant ants look and wonders why Marvel didn't simply develop the technology to make actual ants into giants, just to use them in the movie.
  Jeremy: I, for one, would destroy the natural ecosystem as we know it for a movie.
• When Pym Labs is shrunk into a suitcase, Jeremy goes on a long rant about how it wouldn't work, citing plumbing and electrical issues as well as the fact no one notices an entire building going missing. After it gets sinned, the scene plays again, only this time with:
  Jeremy: Also, I hate this.
• "Walton Goggins plays a bad guy in a movie" cliche.
• This bit of Swapped Roles:
  Jeremy: Hey, you know what's better than a million dollars?!
  Sonny: 100 million dollars.
• This fight scene's editing is brought to you by the MCU.
• This:
  Jeremy: Luis and his co-worker have a 20 second long conversation about oatmeal. And people wonder why this movie didn't connect with some viewers.
• The scene where Scott considers the name Ulysses S. Gr-Ant for his new pet is sinned without explanation or stopping the scene.
• Jeremy is actually glad to get exposition as it gets away from the movie's humour, only for him to get tired of it just as quickly.
• "I was going to say 'Hank is a dick to these ants' but Hank's just a dick in general."
• When Hank and Hope escape:
  Jeremy: These guards are dumber than the ones who let Ted Bundy escape in Chicago.
• When Scott prepares to enter the Quantum Realm:
  Jeremy: Holy sh*t, this movie just turned into Time Cop!
• This bit:
  Hank Pym: I'm so sorry...
  Jeremy: He's talking about his marriage to Catherine Zeta-Jones while his first wife was stuck in the Quantum Realm.
• This:
  Janet: Your pain...I can feel it...
  Jeremy: And that's how Mantis was born!
• On the post-credit scene:
  Jeremy: A drumming ant. Aren't you so glad you waited ten minutes of credits to see that?!

Captain Marvel

• This:
  Yon-Rogg: There is nothing more dangerous to a warrior than emotion.
  Jeremy: What about a nuclear weapon? A landmine? A sharp sword? A sniper's bullet? Jagged rocks? Meat from a plant that once had an e.coli outbreak?!
• "As technologically advanced as they are, the Kree are somehow still dependent on 90's cell phone reception."
• Jeremy's comments on the opening cinematography:
  Jeremy: Dust! Things! Dusty things! Suspense?!
• "Movie does a great job advertising the Air Force."
• Jeremy notes a suspicious sound effect:
  Jeremy: It's not fully formed but I guess we could call this a Lil-Helm Scream.
• Jeremy loses it when Carol crashlands on Earth:
  Jeremy: In case you thought this movie was going to be subtle about the 90's references, she literally crashes into a Blockbuster Video.
  • He then notes the erratic placement of the VHS's on the shelves and that "whoever stocked these would be fired instantly."
• Jeremy winds up being terrified at CGI de-aged Nick Fury.
  • He later points out that Agent Coulson's face "makes Jeff Bridges in Tron: Legacy look like fine art."
• "A fight scene on top of a moving train?! I feel like I've never seen that before in a movie except for ''ALWAYS.''"
• This:
  Doctor: How's your eye?
  Nick Fury: It's fine.
  Jeremy: Whew. Glad they're not going to find a way to shoehorn in Nick Fury's eyepatch in this movie!
• Jeremy quickly gets weary of all the 1990's pop culture references, culiminating in:
  Jeremy: How about we all go drink a Clearwine and go to Sam Goody and pick up a Jagged Little Pill CD before doing anything else important at this time?!
• At one point, Jeremy cracks up at how fake Goose looks in some of the scenes.
  Jeremy: You couldn't have taken some of that Samuel L. Jackson de-aging money and use it to make a better-looking cat?!
• This:
  Carol: What's it doing?
  Talos: It's loading.
  Jeremy: F*cking Windows 95!
• "WHY THE F*CK DID THEY BRING THE CAT TO SPACE?!"
• Jeremy's comments on the Space Invaders pinball machine:
  Jeremy: She's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist. A pinball wizard has got such a supple wrist.
• This bit:
  The Supreme Intelligence: On Hala you were reborn...Vers.
  Jeremy: Because every f*cking sci-fi movie has to have an alien race that misreads something and calls it something else like V'ger in Star Trek and Calima in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.
• Jeremy falls asleep during the climatic fight scene:
  Jeremy: Oh, look! They're fighting in the canyons, just like in Independence- zzzzzzzzz.
• When Goose scratches out Nick Fury's eye:
  Nick Fury: Mother-flerkin!
  Jeremy: Mother-flerkin.
• The sentence? Cats & Dogs: Flerkin Wars.

Avengers: Endgame

• In the opening sin, Jeremy refers to Ant-Man & The Wasp as Ant-Man 2: The Ant-ening.
  • He later refers to it as "Ant-Man 2: Die Antwoord." and "Ant-Man 2: Ant-ebellum Parabellum."
  • He also notes that both Hawkeye and Scott Lang lose members of their family but "Craig and HIS family are OK. F*ck you, Craig!"
• 34SECONDSOFMARVELLOGOS!
• When Pepper Potts first appears:
  Jeremy: Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't know what movie she's in in this scene.
• Jeremy is not a fan of the MCU's humor:
  Tony Stark: Honestly, until this exact second, I thought you were a Build-A-Bear.
  Jeremy: Har har, Tones. This falls just as flat as when he called Ebony Maw "Squidward" in Infinity War. Rando pop cultural references doesn't ALWAYS equal comedy, movie!
• This:
  Nebula: I can tell you where Thanos is. He's gonna retire and go back to the garden.
  Rhodes: That's cute. Thanos has a retirement plan.
  Jeremy: Do The Avengers have a quota of snarky wisecracks that have to be inserted within certain intervals? Sh*t, I'm BUILT on snarky movie wisecracks, and I don't even have a quota!
• This bit:
  Natasha: This is gonna work, Steve.
  Steve: I know it will. Because I don't know what I'm gonna do if it doesn't.
  Jeremy: Go back to the Fantastic Four?
• When Thanos gets his head chopped off with an axe:
  Jeremy: Lizzie Thor-den!
• This:
  Subtitle: FIVE YEARS LATER...
  Jeremy: Movie gives us the actual time it takes for this text to show up onscreen.
• This bit:
  Natasha: I'm sorry. It must've been a very long five years.
  Scott: Yeah, but that's just it... For me, it was 5 hours!
  Jeremy: Directors accidentally film Paul Rudd talking about his real life and put it in the movie.
• When Tony discovers how to time travel:
  Jeremy: It took Tony less time to figure this out than it took the screenplay writers to make this scene.
• When Future!Thor shows up:
  Jeremy: Thor is fat. Get it? It's a joke. For almost the whole movie. Except when the movie wants you to take it seriously. Then... back to joke.
• This:
  Tony: One side there, Lebowski!
  Jeremy: Hilarious reference. But this is a reference to a movie that starred Jeff F*cking Bridges ... who was IN THE ORIGNAL IRON MAN STOP WITH THE CONSTANT REFERENCES ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY MAKE NO GODDAMN MAKE SENSE! GAH!
• This bit:
  Scott: So Back to the Future is a bunch of bullsh*t!?
  Jeremy: I'll have you know Alan Silvestri scored that movie AND this one, so, you owe an apology to Alan Silvestri AND THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD WHO LOVES THAT MOVIE.
• When the movie travels back to the events of The Avengers, Jeremy takes the opportunity to make sins he missed all those years ago.
• After Loki disappears into mist:
  Jeremy: This scene brought to you by an upcoming series on Disney+.
• At the Stan Lee cameo, Jeremy proposes to use Marc Maron in lieu of him instead.
• This unexpected reference:
  Thanos: With the stones you've collected for me, I will create a new [universe]. Teeming with life. That knows not what it has lost, but only what it has been given.
  Jeremy: So with the stones he could have done anything he wanted? And he chose option Z "cut the population of the universe in half"? What a f*cking dick.
• When Pepper shows up in the climatic battle:
  Jeremy: Pepper, I'm glad you're here but you look kinda fake in that suit.
• Jeremy removes a sin when the battle begins...only to immediately add 5 more when he realises that its going to be an incomprehensible mess.
• This:
  Scott: The car's dead!
  Jeremy: Well, is there a spare rat around you could use to fire that sh*t up?
• The sentence manages to tie into the Infinity War video: Dust-Buster.
• One of the outtakes:
  Thanos: The universe had to be corrected.
  Mr. Grady: I ''corrected'' them, sir. And when my wife wouldn't cooperate, I was forced to...''correct'' her too!
• Another outtake:
  Tony: We have to look out for each other...
  Abraham Lincoln: Be excellent to each other. And...PARTY ON, DUDES!

Spider-Man: Far From Home

• When everyone that was snapped came back:
  Jeremy: Still calling bullsh*t on no human being fusing into another person when they reappeared and causing some kind of mutation hybrid. But at least they showed what happened in the gym scene rather than the scenario in the men's room.
• During the high school news broadcast, Jeremy sins them for using Comic Sans.
• This:
  Ned: If there's one thing I know, it's this. Americans love Europeans!
  Jeremy: Uh, you might want to check that, Ned. According to the Love Actually documentation, it's actually Americans that love Europeans.
• This bit:
  MJ: You might want to download a VPN so the governments can't track you.
  Jeremy: Conspiracy theorists.
• Jeremy mentions that he "hates hates hates hates HATES Spider-Man in an Iron suit. And I know it's in the comics, you f*cking nerds."
• "This looks like a regular airplane. But look closely and you'll see that no one in coach wishes that they were dead right now."
• Jeremy's reaction to the fictional Tony Stark documentary:
  Jeremy: Heart of Iron. HEART OF IRON?! They made a Tony Stark documentary and they call it "Heart of Iron". Why not Stark Realities? Or the M C You? Or Dead Dickhead Now Revered? Or Tony Tony Toni?
  • Jeremy is equally upset at Tony's airport portraits, lamenting how long it would take global governments to make such a decision.
• When Peter jumps on gondola poles, Jeremy splices in Mario jump sound effects. A sin is promptly added without explanation.
• Jeremy adds 5 more sins to cover for every moment where someone should have noticed Peter becoming Spider-Man.
• This bit:
  Mysterio: Don't ever apologise for being the smartest guy in the room.
  Jeremy: The Zuckerberg family motto!
• Jeremy refers to Peter's glasses as "Holy God-Goggles, Batman!"
• This:
  Nick Fury: I knew it the whole time. YOU WERE NOT READY!
  Jeremy: To be fair, he told you that in Venice.
• Jeremy is upset when the movie copies plot details directly from Homecoming, only with Nick Fury instead of Tony Stark. He then wonders if the rest of the MCU Spider-Man movies will be the same. "It'd be like multiple remakes of Rocky III!"
• Jeremy gets so annoyed with the [[Filler teachers subplots]] that he eventually shortens the sins to TMT: "Too Much Teacher" so he doesn't have to repeat himself.
• When Mysterio's true nature is revealed:
  Jeremy: F*CK! For the SECOND time, a MCU Spider-Man villain turns out to have connections to Tony Stark, making him more of an Iron Man Villain than a Spidey one. Maybe Sony SHOULD have the rights back.
• This:
  Mysterio: -including Nick Fury, the most paranoid and dangerous man in the world!
  Jeremy: That's not true. The most paranoid person in the world is Kanye West. The most dangerous person is ALSO Kanye West!
• This:
  Title Card: Berlin, Germany
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Berlin, New Hampshire.
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for the drones doing things that they shouldn't be able to.
• This bit:
  Happy: You're never going to be Iron Man.
  Jeremy: Good. Also, SKIP!
• During an action sequence:
  Jeremy: I'm sure Spider-Man did something awesome and amazing in these action scenes, but I'd honestly need a transcript to know what the f*ck just happened.
• This:
  Happy: No one dies on my watch!
  Jeremy: Technically Iron Man did...
• An unexpected reference:
  Mysterio: FIRE! ALLLL THE DRONES! NOW!
  Jeremy: This guy is dumber than Kent Mansley.

Black Widow

• Jeremy's comments at the opening logo:
  Jeremy: This Marvel logo used to give me goosebumps, but now that it's before every single episode of every Marvel TV show, I've seen it so much that it no longer gooses my bumps. In fact, it now does the opposite. It's now an immediate mood killer and completely wilts all my skin boners on sight.
• Jeremy sins Ohio.
• This bit:
  Yelena: I want my song.
  Jeremy: Jesus, kid... can you learn to say please?
• Jeremy mocking the effects of young Alexei hanging on to a plane.
  Jeremy: Somewhere in a darkened personal theater Tom Cruise is cackling at the screen and yelling to himself, "I did it for real, so suck it, Harbour!"
• Jeremy adding a sin for Natasha having a Windows phone... and then removing a sin when she throws the Windows phone into the water.
• This:
  Ingrid: Smile.
  Jeremy: Telling a mask to smile.
• Although Jeremy admits that Moonraker is an underrated Bond movie, he still sins Natasha for being able to quote the entire film.
• When Taskmaster takes out her sword:
  Jeremy: They have a sword in their backpack?! Why not start with that?!
• This:
  Yelena: So you checked the body? Confirmed the kill?
  Jeremy: Why would a trained killer confirm a kill when there's a storyline that needs a hook?
• When Natasha falls down a series of flights, landing on heavy metal pipes before being OK:
  Jeremy: SHE IS PEOPLE.
• Jeremy's rant about the tic-tac-toe and hangman games Hawkeye and Black Widow played while hiding.
• Jeremy doesn't hold back on his opinions of Natasha:
  Natasha: I needed out.
  Jeremy: Justifying murder.
• This:
  Rick Mason: I'm not made of jets.
  Jeremy: Na-doi. You know who is made of jets? Starscream, other lesser jet Transformers, end of list.
• In a prison scene, Jeremy sins every prisoner who has the identical star shaped tattoo, adding 12 sins.
  • Later, Jeremy sins a group of extras who aren't looking in the right direction, adding 18 sins.
• This:
  Yelena: Can we throw him out the window now?
  Jeremy: Frustration administration via defenstration insinuation.
• When Melina activates a mind control chip in a pig:
  Melina: Stop breathing.
  Jeremy: This remake of Charlotte's Web is somehow even more f*cked up than the original.
• On the control panel for the pig's body systems, Jeremy wonders what the skeletal system slider would do.
• This:
  Drekov: Say hello...
  Jeremy: "...to my little girl!"
• Followed with:
  Drekov: Smelling my pheremones prevents you from commiting violence against me.
  Jeremy: Ohhh...
• When Natasha escapes the Widow-filled compound and dives off the side of the building:
  Jeremy: Oh, hi there, random parachute. Thanks for being so conveeeeeeeneient!
• When Natasha seemingly falls to her death:
  Jeremy: Oh no, is Black Widow going to die? My fragile nerves can't take much more of this!
• Jeremy is so annoyed by the movie hyping up a jacket, only to have it be less than impressive, that he threatens to add 100 sins if they bring it up again. They do.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

• The Running Gag of Jeremy constantly referring to the Ten Rings by different derisive nicknames. Standouts include Halo Infinites, Golden Sphincters of Ultimate Power, supernatural fitness trackers, wrist anklets, and Sonic circles.
• When it cuts to "PRESENT DAY", Jeremy expresses that he's tired of the "PRESENT DAY" title cards.
• When Shang-Chi attempts to clarify how to pronounce his name:
  Jeremy: "This Shangs on for some time."
• Jeremy sins the movie for the countless Iron Man 3 references, from an Extremis-enhanced man in the Golden Daggers club fight to Wenwu describing Aldrich Killian stealing his image (and calling him "the Mandarin"). This all culminates with him angrily deeming this movie Iron Man 3.5 when Trevor Slattery shows up.
• When Katy badly sings "Hotel California":
  Jeremy: "Thinking The Eagles might save you. What is this, The Lord of the Rings?"
• This:
  Wenwu: "My son is home!"
  Jeremy: "'Unfortunately he's also wearing a hoodie! And he has a girlfriend with neon pants!'"
• Jeremy getting Tropic Thunder vibes on Trevor's situation of acting for a terrorist group.
• As Shang-Chi rides a dragon:
  Jeremy: "I get it now! He's Khaleesi!"
• The sentence: Trevor's Shakespeare performance.

Eternals

• When a random kid's dad is devoured by a Deviant:
  Jeremy: "Ha ha ha. This is the funniest death since Samuel L. Jackson's death in Deep Blue Sea."
• At Kingo's Bollywood scene:
  Jeremy: "Movie stops even deader in its tracks to show the rehearsal of a Bollywood number for a minute and a half."
• When Gilgamesh finds out Ajak is dead, and the pie he is baking collapses:
  Jeremy: "I wish this movie would pick a lane with its tone because this pie moment ALMOST feels like it was played for laughs. Are we just done being sad that Ajak was murdered?!"

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

• When 838-Christine explains that her universe's scientists have dubbed the Sacred Timeline (i.e. Earth-199999) "Earth-616":
  Jeremy: I'm not even gonna do my research, but off, outright saying that the MCU takes place on Earth-616 is such an odd choice. That makes it the same universe that the most well-established Marvel comics are set in INSTEAD of making it its own distinct universe.
• When 838-Mordo introduces the Illuminati:
  Jeremy: "I can still hear the cheers in the theater, but I honestly think this scene will come to be seen as the worst Christmas ever. Imagine you get every single present on your list, even the limited edition ones, the ones that no one else liked, or the ones that were murdered by Famke Janssen and resurrected by Bryan Singer. ALL OF THEM. You get to play with them for a while, but the next day your parents hide all the presents in the basement and don't tell you when you're next able to play with them. Then instead of hiding all the presents in the basement, the parents f*cking burn them all in front of their sobbing kids.
• When Strange snarks at the Illuminati:
  Jeremy: The strangest choice the MCU ever made was to bury that post-Endgame movie which explained how Dr. Strange got possessed by the spirit of Tony Stark. It would certainly explain why he's so full of one-liners and quips.
• When Earth-199999 Strange tells Sinister Strange that they had a sister:
  Jeremy: You had a sister! You! For all you know, this guy lived on a farm and was raised by an alpaca!

Thor: Love and ThunderBlack Panther: Wakanda ForeverAnt-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

The Maze Runner series

The Maze Runner

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

• Using the Robot Roll Call from Mystery Science Theater 3000 in one of the outtakes.

Maze Runner: Death Cure

• This bit:
  Jenkins: You're late.
  Jeremy: Because, clearly, punctuality is still important in this post apocalyptic wasteland.
• Jeremy gives some extra backstory to two pilots:
  Pilot: We're on our way, sir.
  Jeremy: "Hey Fred, why didn't they just use our plane to transfer the kids?"
  Jeremy: "I dunno, Bob. WICKED just pays me in tequila shots."
  Jeremy: "Holy sh*t. How'd you get promoted to tequila shots?"
  Jeremy: "Networking, Bob, networking."
• "Remember when these Maze Runner movies actually had mazes? Good times, good times... "
• This:
  Thomas: Minho, can you hear me?
  Jeremy: Yeah, f*ck all these other enslaved kids! I only care about Minho!
• The Running Gag about Jeremy getting upset over WICKED not using their airships throughout the movie.
• "They better get off that roof before they're CGI-ed to death!"

Middle-Earth films

The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

• "Oh hey, Frodo. What are you doing in this film? Not a damn thing." *ding*
• "This kill is lucky, but this kill is downright inexcusable." *ding*

The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug

• The sentence uses Thorin's dwarvish insult, then dubs over Kyle for a translation.
  "Dude, I think he told us to go f*ck ourselves!"
• Jeremy's complaints about the film's long runtime, which culminates in this after a Title Drop:
  Jeremy: Roll credits... please! *ding*
• When the dwarves reach the mountain entrance and are about to give up because the keyhole isn't visible:
  Jeremy: Bull-SH*T. We walked all this f*cking way and nearly died a million times. Give me the f*cking key and I'll drag it along the rock until it hits a keyhole. *ding*

The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

• Jeremy's explanation of Gandalf's plan, pointing out a major flaw.
  "Also, let's not forget the very reason why this whole thing happened. Gandalf met with Thorin and told him to retake the Mountain. And his vague reasoning was that "darker minds would turn their heads toward it", forgetting the fact that everyone so scared of this damn dragon that no one DARED go near it, and the idea of Sauron's return was not even considered possible at the time. I don't know what "darker minds" Gandalf was thinking about... but none of those assholes could have killed the dragon. It took a well-placed arrow in a rumored weak spot to take that f*cker down, but Gandalf was worried enough that he started all this sh*t. Never once did he seem concerned about Thorin getting "dragon-sickness", but oh well. Gold is evil. I think we all learned something here today." *ding*
• Jeremy commenting on the reduced screentime for Bilbo, who is supposed to be the main character of this series:
  Jeremy: This movie about elves and dwarves is strangely titled The Hobbit. *ding*
• Shortly after, as Legolas is using the Stepping Stones in the Sky, they dub in the Mario jumping sound effect.

The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring

• "What the f*ck is Sauron reaching for?! Just kill the guy! You have this huge mace... FOR KILLING."
• *shot of Frodo reading* "Reading."
• "After Bilbo's unnerving proclamation, Gandalf apparently said, 'Dude you need to smoke some weed.' "
• The question about what Frodo was doing for that long time after Bilbo disappeared. "What the f*ck was Frodo doing for the last 20 minutes after Bilbo disappeared? Looking for Bilbo in places other than Bilbo's house?"
• "Convenient hiding tree is convenient."
• The Nazgûl feel the presence of the ring at all times and are drawn to it... until it's convenient for them not to be drawn to it.
• The proper identification of a blade.
  Aragorn: He's been stabbed by a Morgul blade. (blade turns to dust)
  Jeremy: You know, the kind that dissolve dramatically after you identify it.
• "Terrible as the dawn?! The f*ck is that supposed to mean?"

The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

• This moment.
  Legolas: This forest is old.
  Jeremy: How old is it?!
  (brief pause)
  Legolas: Very old.
• Aragorn stating that 2,000 good men are riding north, followed by the scene in which the group of men (a rather small group) is sent.
  (an arrow points at the men) "Does this look like 2,000 men? Where did Aragorn learn to count?"
• Legolas doing an almost-acrobatic move to climb above a horse.
  "You know,I believe a lot of things in these movies: magic, talking trees, immortality, evil spirits... but in no way do I believe Legolas got on this horse in the manner depicted."
  • Followed by a quick examination of the dwarf who is behind him on the horse.
  "Who... the f*ck is that? That is not Gimli!"
• "To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death."
  Jeremy: The Forbidden Pool? Are you making this sh*t up as you go along?
• On the sin videos of both this and the former movie, the Nazgûl have failed to detected the ring they are meant to detect even when feet away from it. This subject is not mentioned again until near the end of the video, when Nazgûl is seen.
  (arrow points at the Nazgûl) "This asshole probably still can't detect the ring."
• The sentence - Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
• The last stinger: An Uruk-Hai runs to set the bombs while holding a torch to the Olympic Games theme.

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

• As the Rohirrim Army takes down one of the Oliphants: "No CGI elephants were injured in the making of this scene."
• "Sauron fails at Blue's Clues. HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"
  • It carries into one of the stingers, where they use a clip from the movie, BASEketball.
  Newscaster: Update, we still have no f**king clue where this guy is.
• "OH MY GOD YOU WHORES!"
• One of the stingers: The reinforcements for the Orcs at Pelenor Fields are a group of Imperial AT-ATs.

Mission: Impossible series

Mission: Impossible

• During the scene where Jack shows Claire the glasses gadget:
  Jack: There is a camera built right into the bridge.
  Jeremy: Movie unintentionally inspires Google Glass. *ding*
• When Ethan uses the explosive gum in the restaurant to create a diversion for him to escape, which causes a man to get blasted into a pane of glass:
  Jeremy: Ethan probably killed that guy... but hey, when you're innocent of a crime, all of the crimes you commit afterwards are legal. *ding* Also... was that window already pre-broken? *ding*
  • As well as the sin after those two, where Ethan hides in the IMF safehouse:
  Jeremy: So, someone sold his own team out and they're all dead, his boss thinks he's a mole, and he just learned that there was a 2nd IMF team shadowing them the entire mission... yet Ethan still thinks that it's a smart idea to return to the safe house? Jason Bourne is laughing at your carelessness, Ethan Hunt. *ding*
• Jeremy's reaction to how small the money that Ethan hands to Claire.
  Jeremy: That's some tiny money! It's so tiny, it's cute! Who's a cute little dollar bill guy, huh, is it you little fella? *ding*
• The sentence, for those who know what the next Mission Impossible film is like. Overdose of John Woo. Cue sounds of Disturbed Doves playing over the "Subscribe" screen.
• Stingers:
  • When Ethan is yelling at Claire that their team are gone:
  Ethan: WAKE UP, CLAIRE! JIM'S DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD! THEY'RE ALL DEAD! (Voice changes to Al Capone's) I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!
  • When Ethan is wearing a black bag mask to see Max, the audio of Pulp Fiction plays over the scene.
  Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
  Maynard: Gimp's sleeping.
  Zed: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
  • As Ethan is crawling through the vents, John McClane's sarcastic line is used:
  "Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!"
  • During the moment where Ethan is watching the television news showing that his mother and uncle were arrested, the news report about "a strange man dressed as an elf wandering through Central Park" is edited onto the television screen instead.

Mission: Impossible II

• When Ethan is monitoring Nyah via a transmitter:
  Jeremy: So, while [Nyah and Ambrose] had sex, did Ethan watch the tiny yellow dot move three inches, then back three inches, and so on and so forth... during the whole thing? *ding*
  [Ethan contemplates over a sunset]
  Jeremy: "My thief girlfriend is banging her criminal ex-boyfriend" sunset. *ding*
• When Luther is almost shot:
  Luther: That punk put a hole in my Versace!
  Jeremy: Okay... you wearing Versace on a mission, him hitting the jacket and not you, and you not taking the opportunity to use the Showgirls pronounciation of Versayce. Three sins in one. (+3 sins)

Mission: Impossible III

• Two sins occur when Brassel is giving a What the Hell, Hero? speech towards Ethan and Musgrave.
  Brassel: I've been trying to bring Davian down since the day I got here.
  Jeremy: Does that mean you too are a failure at CIA-ing? *ding*
  Brassel: Your operation has achieved one thing. You have reminded Davian that he is winning.
  Jeremy: And that's what we hate the worst at the CIA, is bad-guy self-affirmations. *ding*
• When Ethan is escaping from the IMF because he was framed of being a rogue agent, knocking over a box filled with Virginia Department of Transportation (VGOT) brochures...
  Jeremy: Irony. ^note Ethan's IMF cover job is an analyst for the Virginia Department of Transportation. *ding*
• During the entire Shanghai car chase scene:
  Jeremy: This car chase scene is filled with so much shaky camera movement, and so many edits, and confusion... why even bother keeping up? *ding*
• The exchange when Musgrave gives his Motive Rant towards Ethan:
  Musgrave: I've had enough of Brassel and his sanctimony. IMF director, he's an affirmative action poster boy.
  Jeremy: That's racist. *ding*
• The sentence of this film, "Hung Outside An Airplane", is a deliberate Call-Forward, as it not only refers to Ethan's High-Altitude Interrogation on Davian, but also on his eventual plane stunt two films later.

Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

• "Paula Patton is... damn... simply not my girlfriend. I am a failure."
• This sin regarding about Ethan and his team's plan to find the female assassin in two days:
  Jeremy: You would have thought it would have been difficult to find an assassin like her in two days, but she was as easy to find as Shaquille O'Neal in a sea of Peter Dinklages. *ding*
• The sentence: A sandstorm (cue Darude Sandstorm)
• Stingers:
  • When the team is going into the plane for Mumbai:
  Benji: Love the jet!
  Ethan: Wait 'till you see the car! (voice changes to Batman's) Chicks love the car.
  • This gem:
  Brandt: It's a... 25-foot drop. And... we're using magnets.
  Jesse: YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!
  • The one after that features features Les Grossman's rant playing over Ethan's order to Brandt to jump down the hatch.
  "Take a big step back, and literally F*CK YOUR OWN FACE!"

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

• Jeremy's comment on the plane scene:
  Jeremy: If you think that I'm not going to remove 5 sins for this badassery, you are dead wrong. (-5 sins)
• His comment on where the Austrian Chancellor is seated during the opera scene:
  Jeremy: This is how this sh*t is set up: The Chancellor of Austria is seated in a super-up-close side booth, and way above him is an empty booth that NONE of his guards are guarding? Do I have that right?

Mission: Impossible - Fallout

• When Ethan has to verify his identity by pricking his finger:
  Jeremy: Now, thanks to Gary all IMF agents have indentify themselves by pricking their finger into a DNA reading. F*cking Gary.
• This:
  IMF Recording: Known only by the code name of John Lark.
  Jeremy: Or John MacGuffin.
• When the IMF recording self-destructs, leaving a cloud of smoke.
  Jeremy: Vaping.
• Jeremy sins Benji's line "It's entirely possible to be uneasy and relaxed at the same time" without commenting a word or stopping the video.
• Jeremy loses it at the opening credits spoiling the movie, declaring it to be "the worst thing about this franchise with the exception of [[the second movie.
• When August Walker first shows up:
  Jeremy: And this is the mustache that singlehandedly ruined Justice League.
• When the team arrives to the rave:
  Jeremy: Raves this big.
  • Immediately followed by
  Jeremy: Raves in general.
• Jeremy adds a sin for August Walker's badassery, not because of the movie, but because it makes him angry about how Henry Cavill botched his role as Superman in Justice League.
• "If you look up the word omniscient in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Ilsa."
• When Ethan hops on a motorbike and it won't work:
  Jeremy: What's this? The "Tom Cruise on a motorcycle" cliche AND the "Vehicle won't start when you need it" cliche in one scene? CLICHE-SCEPTION!
• This bit:
  Ethan: It's complicated.
  Jeremy: Roll credits! Oh wait, sorry. Wrong Alec Baldwin movie.
• This:
  Ilsa: So...in order to stop the bombs, we have to let the countdown start?!
  Jeremy: Ilsa would be f*cking amazing at Cinemasins.
• When Benji wakes up from being attacked:
  Jeremy: The original draft of this sins video had 15 "He survives this" sins in a row here.

MonsterVerse

Godzilla (2014)

• While Ford and another soldier are trying to escape a burning train heading their way while on the train tracks:
  Jeremy: We interrupt this Godzilla movie to bring you Stand by Me.
• While Ford and Elle are kissing and then the phone rings:
  Jeremy: Ringing phone prevents Elizabeth Olsen from saying "Yes" to the question, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Kong: Skull Island

• As two soldiers run away from Kong, one tells the other to "run to the side":
  Jeremy: The guy yelling did NOT go to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things but his partner...guess where HE went?

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

• At a shot of protestors demanding to "kill the titans":
  Jeremy: Movie uses footage of people from Nashville after their football team goes 8-8 for yet another season.
• As Larva-Mothra attacks people with silk:
  Jeremy: Man, this new Spider-Man movie is dark as f*ck.
• This bit:
  Emma: Mothra escaped and is currently cocooned under a waterfall.
  Jeremy: Hey, who doesn't like a good shower after a long nap?
• When Dr. Stanton shows up in the film:
  Jeremy: They dragged poor Bradley Whitford into this, didn't they?
• This:
  Mark: Wouldn't be the first time Emma put all this ahead of herself..or her family.
  Jeremy: Damn, if I wanted to see this much unecessary drama related to a monster movie, I'd read the aftermath of the CinemaSins: Kong Skull Island video.
• When Madison reaches to touch the frozen wall:
  Jeremy: No, Eleven. Your powers won't work here.
• Jeremy remarks that he was originally going to make a Bonus Round of all the times the characters say "Bioacoustics" but claims that would have made the video too long. He instead decides to add all 95 sins at once.
• At a Jump Scare from Godzilla:
  Jeremy: "Just thought I'd swim by and scare you. Ha ha ha, we have fun.
• When King Ghidorah finally shows up:
  Jeremy: All right! Godzilla's here!
• The Running Gag of Jeremy getting increasingly annoyed at the movie cutting from the monster fights to the human drama.
• At a shot of an oil rig being destroyed by a Titan:
  Jeremy: I could edit a shot from Transformers into this part of the movie and you wouldn't even notice, would you?
• As the titans destroy cities:
  General: Chicago. New York. Washington D.C.
  Jeremy: It's a bad cover but I'm just glad to get a new version of Hewy Lewis's Heart of Rock and Roll.
• When Mark stands down in front of a glowing monster:
  Jeremy: Kyle Chandler is about to be killed by the Tri-Star logo!
• As Washington D.C. floods and King Ghidorah flies overhead:
  Jeremy: I could edit a shot from Bright and the Day After Tomorrow into this scene and you wouldn't even notice, would you? The Bright after Tomorrow?!
• At the iconic shot of Godzilla shooting his atomic breath in the air:
  Jeremy: What a waste of energy.
• When King Ghidorah shatters a wall at Fenway Park:
  Jeremy: Well, that brings new meaning to "hitting a ball over the Green Monster."
• Some of Jeremy's most biting remarks yet when Emma is revived by Mark:
  Jeremy: Ohhhhh. He LOVED her back to life.

Godzilla VS Kong

• When Kong breaks the digital display of Skull Island:
  Jeremy: Oh sh*t! King Kong is in Cabin in the Woods!
• This bit:
  Title Card: Kong Containment
  Jeremy: F*cking government. Kongtainment was RIGHT THERE!
• This:
  Researcher: Dr. Andrews, did you see that?
  Jeremy: How could she '''miss''' seeing it?!
• Jeremy cracks up that the opening credits show King Kong and Godzilla fights in a bracket style, wondering how they chose Kong to fight Godzilla based on the statistics.
• These two sins in succession:
  Guillermin: No, don't eat that!
  Jeremy: Did he know eating these apples make you look like assholes?
  • Immediately followed with:
  Jeremy: The director said "let's make that you eat that other asshole's apple, it'll make you look like even more of an asshole.
• Jeremy expresses complete disbelief that only eight people died in a Godzilla attack.
• This bit:
  Walter Simmons: I'm sorry to hear of your brother's death.
  Jeremy: This does nothing to me.
• Immediately after Jeremy sins the movie for how they transport King Kong from Skull Island to the mainland:
  Maia: Who's the idiot who came up with this ideas?
  Jeremy: Self-deprecating screenwriters.
• This bit:
  Dr. Lind: Now, the gravational inverse will be quite intense. Our theories is that it'll feel like bungee jumping.
  Jeremy: Wait, wait, wait. They didn't even test the vehicles that are going to the centre of the earth?! This plan is getting better all the time.
• When Kong embraced Jia:
  Jeremy: No. No! They're not...seriously?! Is it really time to give King f*cking Kong an E.T. moment?!
  • Moments later, Jeremy loses it when Kong actually signs "home".
• This bit:
  Jia: Kong is sad and angry.
  Jeremy: Yeah. So?! Kong is sad and angry all the time back home too. WHO F*CKING CARES?!
• This:
  Madison: He's not a weirdo, he's a covert investigator and he's the only one looking for the truth.
  Jeremy: Yeah, well, I said the same thing to my roommates before answering a Craigslist ad in 2005 and let's just say that he was a weirdo and the investigation was biological in nature.
• Jeremy pauses the movie to laugh at Dr. Lind's "three collared jacket" and sinning it accordingly.
• When the military unleashes missiles at Godzilla despite them not hurting him, Jeremy notes that he will add 50 sins for everytime this happens. The sin counter promptly jumps 50 sins ahead.
  • When it happens again seconds later, he adds 50 more.
    • Later on, it happens again during the battle between Kong and 50 more sins are added.
    • 100 more are added when Mecha-Godzilla uses missiles on Godzilla.
• "It literally takes 40 minutes to Godzilla vs Kong."
• Jeremy ends up falling asleep due to the poorly edited action of the fight scenes.
• When Kong throws a fighter jet at Godzilla:
  Jeremy: It isn't part of the 50-sin bargain but this action is equally worthless.
• As the two monsters destroy battleships:
  Jeremy: Kong and Godzilla are killing countless amounts of people and get off scot-free while Superman and Zod don't get a break.
• This bit:
  Ilene: It won't end until one of them submits.
  Jeremy: Thing my college girlfriend's roommate said after she caught us having sex somehow makes it into the film!
• Jeremy is amazed when Madison, Josh and Bernie ride the transporter without buckling up:
  Jeremy: I thought I was incredibly for not using the pole on the subway but this is next level!
• "Why do they slow the helicopter rotors in every movie? They've been doing it for 60 years!"
• This bit:
  Jia: Home.
  Jeremy: Kong immediately doesn't sign back "how the f*ck am I supposed to fit in that thing?!"
• This:
  Dr. Lind: It's not working. Why isn't it working?
  Jeremy: You've been trying for literally 15 seconds. Sit the f*ck down and shut up.
• At the first appearance of Mecha-Godzilla:
  Jeremy: Hey, this robot kaiju is a ripoff of that other robot kaiju that stole from that other kaiju thing!
• "Oh sweet, Apex built this convienent bunker, just in case you needed an out of nowhere spot to hide from Mecha-Godzilla attacks."
• One of Jeremy's most biting remarks:
  Madison: That's why Godzilla attacked. They're trying to replace him...
  Jeremy: WHY?! Does he have a union job?!
• This:
  Ren: Godzilla went in the other direction...he's moving very fast. Projections show that he's heading to Hong Kong.
  Jeremy: When I put on a movie called Godzilla vs Kong, I thought it'd be King Kong, not Hong Kong.
• At Kong's axe:
  Jeremy: Ooh, he has a Stormbreaker but with a testicle handle.
  • Followed with:
  Jeremy: Cool. So, is he Aquaman now or something?
• This:
  Bernie: That's Monster Zero.
  Jeremy: So it has no calories or sugar and tastes slightly better than diet monster?
• "I never thought I'd say this about a movie with a giant ape fighting a giant nuclear lizard, but this movie has too much extraneous sci-fi sh*t."
• Jeremy loses it when they download the energy signal from the hollow earth, pointing out every reason why it wouldn't work before devolving into [[Angrish]].
• During the second Godzilla-Kong fight, Jeremy wonders who the audience is supposed to root for, noting that neither monster can die so "they're about as meaningful as the fights in Captain America: Civil War."
• Jeremy decides to add a sin for each resident of Hong Kong killed, culminating in 5 million sins.
• When Godzilla and Kong roar in each other's faces:
  Jeremy: This is basically the giant monster version of the villain expositing their entire plan to the hero instead of just killing them and ending it already.
• As Godzilla and Mecha-Godzilla fire at each other:
  Jeremy: Literally the end of the last Harry Potter movie, only with giant lizards instead of pliant wizards!
• When Kong and Godzilla tear Mecha-Godzilla's arms off:
  Jeremy: That's f*cking teamwork!
• As one of Mecha-Godzilla's drills approaches Kong:
  Jeremy: This is the most bonkers pornography I have ever seen.
• The sentence? Congo.
  Amy: Amy want green drop drink.

Mortal Kombat franchise

Mortal Kombat

• After Liu Kang does a handstand tumble-flip thing over a short rock formation:
  Jeremy: Well, hell, I can do that. (ding)

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

• The Running Gag of Raiden being blown through walls.
• Jeremy gives 100 sins just for Jade's death and stating that we wouldn't mind at all.
• During The Stinger, a scene of Smoke performing some strange arm movements to activate his Chest Blaster is accompanied by "Go Go Power Rangers" playing.

The Mummy series (1999-2008)

The Mummy

The Mummy Returns

• "Also, it's never a good sign when your 8-year-old son grabs a picture of an older man you've never met and says, 'Hey! I know him!'"

National Treasure

National Treasure

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

• While looking at one of the desks made from the Resolute in 1880
  Jeremy: Let me ask you this question: If this desk was built in 1880, and the Statue of Liberty replica was built in 1889, how the F*CKING GODDAMN PISS HELL does John Wilkes Booth have a diary in 1865 that points to ANY of this s*it? *ding*

Now You See Me Films

Now You See Me

• "They programmed his mind to make him go to Las Vegas..." "Is this for real? They just performed Inception on this guy while passing him on the street?"
• After already pointing out a fleet of Contrived Coincidences and improbable "tricks" throughout the movie, the protagonists get past a cop. "The amount of convenience in this scene is overwhelming. They predicted every single move this cop would make in a fight. If they can do that, why do they need to do these magic shows and sh*t? I mean, they're basically gods!"

Now You See Me 2

• "It must be a pretty sad world where "magic debunker" is an actual thing you can get famous doing. Someone who takes the fun out of every damn thing. It's almost like getting famous for being a 'Santa Claus Isn't Real' Informer and CinemaSins."
• Jeremy can only sigh when he sees "Harry Potter" make his appearance as the flamboyant billionaire.
• Jeremy is amazed with all of the luxury Thaddeus has while in prison.

Pacific Rim series

Pacific Rim

• After one of the Kaiju breaks through the Sydney Wall:
  Jeremy: Why are you surprised? Why is anyone surprised? You built a giant wall to try and keep out something that eats boats and giant robots for breakfast.
• As a Jaeger wrestles with a Kaiju in Hong Kong City's harbor, they destroy several huge freight containers, to which Jeremy exclaims, "Aw man, my f*cking Xbox ONE was in there!"
• At one point, the Jaeger loses contact with the Kaiju and can't pinpoint it.
  Jeremy: How can you possibly lose track of a Kaiju? This is even worse than when the military kept losing track of Godzilla.
  • Later, after they destroy the Kaiju and celebrate their victory, one of the Jaeger members exclaims, "It's pregnant!" when seeing a baby Kaiju, prompting Jeremy to remark: "We don't have nearly enough similarities to Godzilla in this movie; let's add some more."
• Towards the end, a bunch of helicopters go out over the water to rescue the two survivors in a life raft:
  Jeremy: "Hey boss, how many choppers should we send out to pick up the two survivors?" "F*ck it, all of 'em!"

Pacific Rim: Uprising

• Jeremy starts off the video completely blindsided by the poor quality of the narration:
  Jake: Most of the world has recovered. But a few coastal cities never did and the world is picking up the pieces.
  Jeremy: DID A F*CKING MIDDLE SCHOOLER WRITE THIS?!
• During a chase scene:
  Jake: HEY! Get back here with that!
  Jeremy: I would have removed 1000 sins if that actually worked.
• "If I spliced in a scene from a Transformers sequel, you wouldn't even notice, would you?"
• Jeremy claims that he wrote a dozen jokes each about how this movie is a mix of Transformers, Power Rangers and Godzilla. Which means it gets 36 sins at once.
• During an action sequence:
  Jeremy: Unecessary slow-mo of Zack Synder meets unecessary building destruction of Michael Bay. Zackle Bay? Mikey Snyder? Zamichael Synbay?
• "I liked this movie better when it was called Starship Ender's Troopers Aliens Kingsman's Game."
• Upon seeing the contents of a fridge:
  Jeremy: Oh yeah, everyone has that shelf in the fridge that holds multiple cans of whipped cream which is right in front of the beer, which is in front of a bunch of lemons out in the open. I call it the whipbeerlemon shelf.
• During the Jaeger fight:
  Jeremy: Rock Em Sock Em No-Bots!
• When Jeremy hears the term "Gravity Swing":
  Jeremy: Pop quiz! Is "Gravity Swing" A) a space traveler's sex appartus, B) A newfangled rock projectile device, C) an electro-swing act out of Billings, Montana or D) some techno-babble that a screenwriter made up that means ultimately nothing?
• "Holy sh*t, that Jaeger was piloted by Meatwad!"
• Jeremy theorises that the plan to unlease the Kajiu was set into motion because "Charlie Day was mad that Fist Fight didn't do well at the box office."
• During a scene of random city destruction:
  Jeremy: Movie saves money by using B-Roll footage from Tommy Lee Jones's Volcano.
• When one of the Kaiju lets out a loud, dubstep-esque bass roar:
  Jeremy: Man, I would hate to be watching A Quiet Place in the adjacent theater to this bullshit.
• The final sin:
  Newt: YOU THINK IT'S OVER?! WE'RE JUST GOING TO KEEP COMING AGAIN AND AGAIN!
  Jeremy: Charlie Day dedicates this performance to Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor.
• One of the outtakes:
  Newt: 100 percent! Yeah, that's the way you do it!
  Mark Knopfler: Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free!
• Another outtake shows the Jaeger hangar while the theme from Neon Genesis Evangelion is playing.

Paddington series

Paddington

• Jeremy calls the foghorn gag the most clever fart joke he's ever seen. But sins it anyways because it's still a fart joke.
• Jeremy adds five sins for The Weinstein Company getting credited in the film.
• Jeremy notes that the presence of Peter Capaldi and Matt Lucas makes this seem like a Doctor Who episode.

Paddington 2

• This:
  Uncle Pastuzo: Reading makes me sleepy.
  Jeremy: You and me both, brother.
• At a scene in a yoga studio:
  Yoga Instructor: Open your mind and your legs will follow.
  Jeremy: Wow, that's literally one of my wedding vows! This movie owes me money.
• The Running Gag of referring to Phoenix as Hugh Grant throughout the entire video.
• Jeremy refers to Mr. Curry as British Tim Roth.
• When Paddington is arrested and framed for a crime he didn't commit, Jeremy sins the movie "for not being fictional enough."
• At a shot of Paddington entering the prison:
  Jeremy: No one will be seated during Wes Anderson's guest directed scene.
  • Jeremy later adds a sin because he honestly wishes Wes Anderson could have directed the film.
• This bit, if only for how simple it is:
  Paddington: Aunt Lucy says be polite, be nice and things will be alright!
  Jeremy: Aunt Lucy is a f*cking idiot.
  • Followed with:
  Knuckles: Your Aunt Lucy sounds like the most gullible, soft-headed...
  Jeremy: He gets in trouble for saying this but he's 100% right.
• Jeremy is floored at the in-film newspaper actually having well written articles to the extent that he considers taking off a sin. Instead, he adds one because it reminds him how lazier every other movie is.
• When Paddington and Knuckles bake:
  Jeremy: Pad-atouille.
• This:
  Knuckles: A nun, a beefeater and a king?
  Jeremy: Oh! Oh! I know this one! The punchline is "Old habits are hard to break!"
• When a row of prisoners escape through the floor:
  Jeremy: Well, that's just poor prison design.
• During the hot-air balloon escape, if only for the image it provides:
  Jeremy: The only stupider way you could escape out of prison is if you did it from a fire truck going at 5 miles an hour with the sirens on and "Livin' La Vida Loca" blaring out from some amps taped to the truck.

Paranormal Activity series

Paranormal Activity

• The constant remarks that the Paranormal ghost/demon is more of an annoyance than an actual threat.
• Jeremy getting progressively more bored and annoyed with the series' Leave the Camera Running style.

Paranormal Activity 2

• Jeremy's sheer rage at all the nothing happening in the second movie.
• PrANkSter dEa-MOn'S FUNiest HoME ViDja's: Jeremy plays Yakety Sax over the paranormal occurrences with a Laugh Track as though the audience is cheering on the demon as he/she messes with the main characters.

Paranormal Activity 3

• "Welcome to Paranormal Activity 3, the movie where you are literally watching paint dry."
• Jeremy threatening to add 50 sins to the film automatically if Micah shows up, and adding a sin for having to say his name.
  Jeremy: #MicahIsADouche
• Jeremy pointing out how weird and creepy it is that Katie and Kristi have had a tape containing the beginning of their mother and stepfather's sex tape laying around for most of their lives.
• Jeremy shows what the closed captioning is showing for the scene of Dennis walking down the sidewalk for 30 seconds:
  [crickets chirping]
• In regards to Toby "showing up" again at the end:
  Jeremy: Ok so is, like, the grandma in charge of Toby? Is Toby the demon who was impregnating the girls to have their ghost babies, that they then have no memory of? Is it a family ghost that went from, generation to generation? Why was the mother skipped? So many questions. But mostly (throws up the [crickets chirping] caption, accompanied by... guess)

Paranormal Activity 4

• "Movie series blah blah blah video game table tennis."
• "OH F*CK! A CHAIR!"
  • "There's a shadow! Now f*ck your face."
• "Watching this movie at 2x speed is a slightly improved experience over watching it in normal speed. That's not as much a sin as it is a helpful tip. Which was a show we planned on producing but had to cancel it because "Cinema Tips" was already taken by an adult entertainment company."
• Jeremy theorizes that Alex's parents aren't home at 1 in the morning because their marriage counselor was a vampire.
• "There's a 15-year-old girl in our yard! Send...EVERYONE!!!"

Percy Jackson Series

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

• "Percy just 'saved' Grover from a lifetime of sex with Rosario Dawson."
• Jeremy's Sarcasm Mode reaction to the hilariously unconvincing sparring.
  Jeremy: Why are they practising bad stage fighting? Are they putting on a play later? Is it like a drama camp? *ding*

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

• Jeremy's general disdain for the narration.
  Percy: At first, I didn't believe it either.
  Jeremy: Neither did I! Oh, wait, did I miss the part where you explain what the hell you're talking about? *ding* Also, narration. *ding*
  Percy: Sometimes, these gods have children with humans-children called half-bloods.
  Jeremy: And Voldemort hates those assholes. *ding*
• The scene where the cab splits in two. Jeremy says that is so obnoxious, he gives it five sins.
• The narrator's increasing love of Alexandra Daddario.
  Jeremy: "Alexandra Daddario is so hot she makes my body hurt" cliche.

Pirates of the Caribbean series

The Curse of the Black Pearl

• About Governor Swann...
  "Dustin Hoffman was apparently unavailable to play the old man with a long dark wig and red coat and white scarf."
• Near the beginning, Jeremy criticizes the British soldiers' formations and presentation of arms, which he notes are not at all straight at all:
  "Have they never practiced these before? Have they not seen the opening to A Few Good Men?"
  • This is referenced again later on, when Jack Sparrow's newly-formed crew all look toward the ship they will be commandeering:
    "These mostly-drunk pirate losers have better alignment and timing than the f*cking British soldiers do."
• Jeremy ridicules Gov. Swann's inconsistency on attempting to kill Jack Sparrow, which happens three times.
  "At first, the governor wants to shoot Jack on sight without knowing who he is or what he's done. Then when he finds out Jack is a pirate, he wants to hang him. Why the change? To delay Jack's death so he can escape later?"
  • Then, as Sparrow escapes, Gov. Swann asks Norrington and his men to shoot Sparrow...
    "Will you make up your f*cking mind? We didn't shoot him before because you said 'hang him,' remember?"
  • Finally...
    Norrington: Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment with the gallows.
    Jeremy: But I thought the order was to shoot him now.
• Jeremy takes into account some of Norrington's men as they try to shoot Sparrow:
  Jeremy: (pointing out one soldier) This guy's closing his eyes while firing. (pointing out a second soldier) This guy's got his head turned completely to the side. (pointing out a third soldier) And this guy appears to be three feet tall.
• Will Turner slams a hatchet down on a map, prompting Jeremy to call him "a dick to maps".
• As Sparrow and Turner switch back and forth between the Dauntless and the Interceptor to shove off to sea, while being pursued by the soldiers, who also abandon ship as they pursue them, there's this:
  "Is it naval policy to abandon ship completely when you search other ships for two f*cking criminals?"
• In the climax, after the curse is lifted, and Pintel and Ragetti are held at gunpoint by the pair of bumbling soldiers...
  Jeremy: Bumbling idiot pair number one, meet bumbling idiot pair number two.
• At first, the final sentence for this movie is "Tortuga", but Will Turner is heard saying, "That's not good enough!", so the sentence is immediately changed to "Davy Jones' Locker" instead, to which Jack Sparrow is heard saying, "Not sure I deserved that."

Dead Man's Chest

At World's End

• "Everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End In... the minutes... oh the minutes!!"
• Jeremy calls out all of the singing in the opening of the film.
  "TOO MUCH SINGING!"
  • In the same vein, in the opening scene, before the prisoners are executed, their singing as one leads to this:
    Jeremy: Wow, movie goes full Les Mis before the 4 minute mark!
• When Sparrow is first seen in the purgatory...
  "They told Johnny Depp he was still in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. This was the result."
• These:
  "It's pretty obvious the thought was, 'You know what's better than Jack Sparrow? TWO Jack Sparrows! And why should we stop there?'"
  "It's pretty obvious the thought was, 'You know what's better than one rock that's actually a crab? TWO rocks that are actually crabs! And why should we stop there?'"
• When the crew arrives on the shore of Davy Jones's Locker:
  Gibbs: This truly is a godforsaken place.
  Jeremy: You mean, the beach? Yeah, it looks awful.
• This:
  Barbossa: What are you doing?
  Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doing?
  Barbossa: No, what ARE you doing?
  Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doing?
  Jeremy: Skip!
• "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Desolation of Smaug".
• His wondering how the Pirate Lords managed to capture Calypso in the first place. His guess? They put our Reese's Pieces and had her follow them into a trap.
• This moment, during the storm as the climactic battle is about to take place:
  Davy Jones: Calypso...?
  Jeremy: Is she in the sky now? Did she not just turn into a bunch of billion or so crabs and dive into the sea? What was the point of that s*it?
  • Then...
  Davy Jones: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
  Jeremy: Argh.
• "It is perhaps fitting that one of the final battles will take place in an abyss of rapidly rotating water, because it simulates the effect of being in a toilet."
• At the end of the review:
  Jeremy: THIS MOVIE NEVER ENDS!
  (credits start)
  Jeremy: Oh it ended. Splendid!
  (scene during credits is shown)
  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T IT DIDN'T END! THERE'S EVEN MORE MOVIE!

On Stranger Tides

• Near the beginning, a subtitle reads the opening to be set in Cadiz, Spain, which prompts this remark:
  "Not to be confused with Cadiz, Kentucky... Wait, there is a Cadiz, Kentucky? Well, f*ck."
  • Later, the scene shifts to London, England, according to another appropriate subtitle, "just in case you confused it with London Fletcher."
• "Barbossa's qualifications for being the captain of the king's ship are: communication skills, previous sailing experience, and being in all the other movies."
• Quite possibly one of the best stingers ever made in Cinemasins:
  Theodore: (Holds up a giant England flag in front of himself, towards the Spanish troops) This land is hereby forever claimed in the glorious name of his majesty, King George- (Suddenly shot the stomach by the Spaniard)
  Spaniard: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Dead Men Tell No Tales

• "This movie should be 90 minutes, but like the Gluttony victim in Seven, they overstuffed it until it exploded."
• At the Paul McCartney cameo:
  Jeremy: Wow, they got Pete Best to make an appearance!
• During the whirlpool scene:
  Jeremy: This movie isn't even trying to hide that it's a flushing toilet.
• One of the stingers- Yoda raising the Black Pearl.

Pixar films

Brave

• "Will-o-the-wisp Reese's Pieces."
• Early on, Merida says, in voiceover narration, that she could never get away with anything. As she is eating an apple while saying this, Jeremy blames it on said apple, which, of course, makes her "look like an asshole."
  • Moments later, Merida is seen stealing an apple, which makes her guilty of "DOUBLE asshole duty in two minutes".
• Two moments during the archery contest that Jeremy thinks are phallic metaphors. The first is this:
  Merida: And I'll be shooting from my own hand!
  Jeremy: This is probably as blunt of a masturbation metaphor as it gets!
  • The second comes when Merida's arrow perfectly splits another arrow in half as it goes into the target:
    "This is probably as blunt of an emasculation metaphor as it gets!"
• "Aaaaaand they finally did it: Disney remade Brother Bear and made it into Mother Bear."
• When Elinor-as-a-bear tries to catch fish with her mouth like a real bear, Jeremy thinks this scene has committed three sins at the same time:
  "She thinks bears fish just by opening their mouths... this fish jumps DIRECTLY into her not-moving open mouth... AND she spits it out like it's gross! Lady, you are a BEAR now — get with the program!"

A Bug's Life

• "I hate it when someone gives away the ending."
  Jeremy: He gets eaten by birds. The ants use Flik's inventions and live happily ever after.
• Jeremy notes that the technique the bird uses to feed Hopper to her chicks is nothing like in real life.
  Jeremy: This technique here promises to shove this big grasshopper down the middle chick's beak, leaving the other two hungry and this one in need of surgery.
• Sentence: A Bug's Life

Cars

• Jeremy's impression of Count Von Count.
  Lightning McQueen: He has a Piston Cup? ...three Piston Cups?
  Jeremy: No, FOUR Piston Cups! Ah ah ah ah. *ding*
  • Moments later...
    McQueen: [Doc Hudson] won three Piston Cups!
    Mater: (spitting out the oil he was drinking) He did what in his cup!?
    Jeremy: <sigh>
• "In this world, you get a ticket for running too fast." *ding*
• This:
  Mr. Tex: There's more to racing than winning.
  Jeremy: Name one thing. *ding*
• After Hudson's past as a race-car is revealed.
  Jeremy: I have never known a time in sports history when an athlete was still in his prime and got completely ignored just because that person suffered a season-ending injury. You'd probably STILL have an owner who would pay for Babe Ruth to be on their team if they could afford the exhuming costs.
• During the credits:
  Mack: Wait a minute here...They're just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this?!
  Jeremy: Mack is right about the cut-rate production, but for the wrong reasons.

Cars 2

• This moment:
  Sally: You never take Mater to any of your races!
  Jeremy: That's race-ist! *ding*
• This:
  Francisco: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
  Jeremy: Movie speaks for the audience. And it does so expertly. *ding*
• Jeremy carries on a metaphor just a bit too far, and it's hilarious.
  Jeremy: This is some maniacal s*it right here, tying a man to a—wait a second, how the F*CK did CARS get up here to even tie him into place? This movie gives me a rage boner, and I'm gonna f*ck it HARD!!!
• When Mater accuses Miles Axelrod for being the true mastermind behind the main conflict of the film:
  Jeremy: Whaaaaaaaaaaat!?
• When Lightning feels bad after reading Mater's letter:
  Lightning: I didn't want him to leave.
  Jeremy: Yes, you did. End of sin.

Cars 3

• During the opening credits showing Lightning's winning streak:
  Lightning: See ya next week, Cal!
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure that Cars 4 is all about how Cal has had enough and becomes a serial killer.
• "Cars 3: Get Off My Lawn!"
• This scene:
  Lightning: That's just it, Mater. I don't know. I feel like I'm all out of ideas.
  Jeremy: Pixar's new slogan.
• This:
  Ramone: Hey, McQueen! You can't race in prime!
  Jeremy: That's prime-ist!
• And this:
  Rosco: Rule #3: No cursing. It's Family Night.
  Jeremy: F*cking goddamn s*it-dick bitch-ass-- *ding*
• This bit:
  Simulation Voice: YOU HAVE JUMPED THE BARRIER.
  Jeremy: Did it say barrier, or shark?
• At one point, Jeremy politely requests the CinemaSins video editors for a image of a middle finger to wiggle back and forth over footage of the movie. They happily comply.
• During Lightning's apology dance, Jeremy sins the fact that people actually like this movie.
• The last sin of the video:
  Lightning: I sure am glad that Mr. Tex bought Rusteze.
  Jeremy: Well, that wrapped up nicely. Now on to Cars 4: Cal's Revenge!

Coco

• As Miguel dresses up as El Santo with his great grandmother:
  Jeremy: You know, the last time I was in a room with a woman this old, a wrestling mask, and feathers... Well, I've already said too much.
• During every Shout-Out to other Pixar films, we get this Running Gag:
  Jeremy: The inside jokes in these Pixar movies and movies in general are becoming distracting.
• This moment:
  Enrique: You will join us in the workshop!
  Jeremy: Nike.
• As Imelda smashes a computer with her shoe:
  Jeremy: Cambridge Analytica.
• The Running Gag about Jeremy getting increasingly annoyed by Dante the dog.
• One of the outtakes plays Thriller over the Land of the Dead.

Finding Nemo

• When one of the fish parents learns that Marlin is a clownfish...
  Fish: You're a clownfish? You're funny right? Hey, tell us a joke!
  Jeremy: That's fish-racist! *ding*
• When Marlin and Dory are hopping down the pier from Nigel, Jeremy notes that "It's the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MOVIE!" (The first was when they were swimming away from the sunken ship which was toppling over them.)

Finding Dory

• "Jesus, another fish has gone missing?! This makes me feel like the NSA dude at the end of The Hunt for Red October: 'You've lost ANOTHER submarine?!'"
• Jeremy becomes tired of the film's coincidences in the film's second act, forcing Chris to step in and do the "<sigh>" gag for him. Also, instead of sighing, Chris actually says "Sigh."
• This moment:
  Bailey: It's your destiny, Destiny.
  Jeremy: S*it writes itself. *ding*
• Another moment:
  Fluke: (telling Marlin how to befriend Becky) All you have to do is imprint with her, mate.
  Jeremy: Aww man, they dragged Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2 into this didn't they? (ding)
• As Dory, Nemo and Marlin all jump from one open-topped fish tank to another toward the one full of blue tangs...
  "Who do you think made sure all these open-topped fish tanks were in the right order for this progression of jumps: the screenwriters or God?"
• This...
  Dory: What is so great about plans? I never had a plan!
  Jeremy: Thing that Andrew Stanton told the writers when this movie began production somehow finds its way into the script.
• It leads to Jeremy ridiculing the messages in this movie as terrible for kids. First...
  Dory: The best things happen by chance, because that's life!
  Jeremy: Is this movie's message seriously that we shouldn't plan for stuff and just take life as it comes?! While I recognize the problems with over-planning, this is a terrible, terrible message to send to kids.
  • Second...
    Jenny: You can do whatever you put your mind to.
    Jeremy: Another terrible message to send to kids! Because this s*it is patently untrue! What if my kid sees this movie, then "puts his mind to" jumping off a bridge to fly? Huh?! HUH?!?!
• Jeremy calls out the amount of Artistic License used in the film's climax, where the Marine Life Institute truck careens down the road without hitting other cars and jumps multiple concrete highway barriers and still keeps going, all while the fish tanks never fall and break and the fish never get killed, only bounced from one tank to another. It leads to this:
  "It's like this movie was made just to test my patience. And the movie has won."
• At the very end, Jeremy decides to remove a sin from this movie for its fun visuals during the end credits, which he describes as something more movies should do.
• After the review, there is a Bonus Round called "20 Reasons Finding Nemo and Finding Dory are the same movie", in which Couch Tomato compares identical scenes from both movies and ultimately adds on 20 more sins to the overall total.
  • Also, the "bonus round" music from Super Mario World plays throughout.

The Incredibles

• "This move doesn't work out any better for Incrediboy than it did for me at Taylor Swift's estate. W Hich is why, in 15 years, Taylor Swift is gonna be really sorry once I unleash all my evil inventions."
• One of the stingers:
  Frozone: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  "The greater good" – "How can that be for the greater good?" – "The greater good"

Incredibles 2

• "Rick Dicker."
• This:
  Mr. Incredible: Trampoline me!
  Jeremy: Whoa, Bob! I thought that sort of thing was just for anniversaries and special occasions only!
• When Frozone saves the monorail:
  Jeremy: Deus Ice Monorailia?
• At the Endeavour's backstory:
  Jeremy: An eccentric billionaire who is interested in superheroes because his parents were shot and killed in a random act of violence? Sound Batmiliar- I mean familibat, I mean bats fa-Batman-bats bats!
• Mr. Incredibly Sexist.
• This bit:
  Bystander: Marry me, Elastigirl!
  Jeremy: Proposed polygamy.
• This:
  Violet: So mom's going out there...illegally...to talk about why she shouldn't be illegal.
  Jeremy: Violet would be super at Cinemasins.
• At the raccoon's human-like behaviour:
  Jeremy: This scene's officially pushed me Over The Hedge.
• Jeremy gets momentairly distracted from a sin:
  Dicker: This is Dicker.
  Jeremy: Dicker?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AHAHAHAHA! Ahem.
• Jeremy is disturbed at Dash's "visual bloodlust" during the scene where Mr. Incredible controls his car remotely.
• Some of the most biting sarcasm ever:
  Jeremy: So, you're telling me that the female aloof character who always seemed a little too non-chalant and who's name can literally be pronounced as "Evil Endeavour" was the bad guy?! I am shocked! Shocked, I say!
• When Elastigirl is in a cold room, preventing her from using her powers:
  Jeremy: So her kryptonite is the month of January.
• In response to Dash accidentally getting the Incredibile to follow the boat:
  Jeremy: I HAVE to sin this moment for being preposterously convenient, but I'm also smiling too hard at how awesome it is.... Must...have...strength...to...sin...movie... (sin gets removed) DAMMIT!
• Jeremy gives interesting names to some of the background superheroes including The "Which Way Does The Batteries Go" Twins, Fluffy Earbud Man and Captain Crochet.
• One of the outtakes:
  Brick: MY NAME IS BRICK.
  Elastigirl: Oh! Um, nice to meet you.
  Brick (Anchorman): People seem to like me because I'm really nice!
• "Never pronoun game in anger, Bob. Never pronoun game in anger."

Inside Out

• "Eat me, I'm organic" is now Jeremy's new pickup line.
• "Sadness imprisonment."
• Jeremy sins the fact that the father is thinking about a full game of hockey on dinner, deeming it racist and impractical.
• Jeremy thinks The Nothing is responsible for the perils in the film's climax.
• Jeremy is heard genuinely laughing hard during the 'girl alert' scene at the end, which also results in a sin removal. The subtitles misrepresent just how much he enjoyed it.
  Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha ha.
• Two of the stingers:
  • When Riley gets her first memory and Joy sends it on its way: "WELCOME TO REGAL."^note a reference to Regal Theaters' preshow bumper.
  • Toddler Riley refusing to eat her broccoli is accompanied with a certain clip from "Another Brick In The Wall".
• This:
  Joy: Here comes the tickle monster!
  Jeremy: Tickle monster. *ding*
• When baby Riley is running naked around her house at the beginning of the movie:
  Jeremy: Well, I'm definitely on some kind of watchlist now. Thanks, Pixar. *ding*
• When the Golden Gate Bridge is shown:
  Jeremy: Neither apes nor mutants are attacking the Golden Gate Bridge in this scene.

Lightyear

• Since this is supposedly the film that got Andy interested in getting a Buzz Lightyear action figure:
  Jeremy: Andy must've flipped out when he saw a movie that opened by not only mentioning him by name, but also telling him what he was getting for Christmas^note actually his birthday next year.
• At the film's LGBT mention:
  Jeremy: Score one for queer representation, I guess. What's wild is that a queer characters shouldn't even be a big deal in 2022 but in 1995 it would have been a major shock to see an animated movie address queer life in any way. Somehow this movie is both too progressive for its fictional year and not progressive enough for its actual release year.

Luca

• As a sea monster snatches up goods from a ship:
  Jeremy: How is this creature targeting the exact right spot for these things? If he's this able to snatch everything in such a short time, wouldn't you say his collection's complete? Wouldn't you think he's the boy, the boy who has everything?
• When the aforementioned sea monster gets caught in a net:
  Jeremy: As they said in a much better Pixar movie, SWIM DOWN!
• As Luca swims after a sheep-fish:
  Luca: Hey, wait!
  Jeremy: Look, I'll accept a race of fluent English speaking Mer-people...would that be "fluid" speaking...sorry, got punstracted. But I will never accept fish that behave like sheep! The line has to be drawn somewhere!
  • Immediately after:
  Jeremy: Also, English speaking Mer-people.
• This bit:
  Daniela: They're here to do murders!
  Jeremy: Taking your life lessons from The Village. Actually, learning ''anything'' from The Village.
• This bit:
  Lorenzo: Oh, you're magnificent.
  Jeremy: Admiring your crabs.
• This:
  Lorenzo: Why do dolphins sound like that? Why don't they just talk?
  Jeremy: Lorenzo Gaffaswim would be excellent at CinemaSwims!
• This bit:
  Lorenzo: No thanks, I'm full.
  Jeremy: Having a character played by Jim Gaffigan turn down food for any reason. Weeeeet pockets.
• When Luca goes out of the water:
  Jeremy: Forcing someone to become human without their consent.
• At scenes of Scenery Porn:
  Jeremy: Terence Malick's Luca.
• This bit:
  Alberto: Wow, that was hard to watch.
  Jeremy: My daily recitation after watching a movie to write sins somehow makes it into the final film!
• This:
  Alberto: Everything is better above the surface.
  Jeremy: G-Spot deniers. Also, I'm pretty sure this flies in the face of some sound subaquatic advice a Jamaican crab gave me back in the 80s.
• This bit:
  Alberto: You've got a Bruno in your head! "Alberto, stay away from land, Alberto, don't put that in your mouth.."
  Jeremy (in a very pleased voice): Hey, I'm Bruno!
  Alberto: DON'T be like Bruno!
  Jeremy: Well, f*ck you too, kid!
• Jeremy is disgusted by Uncle Ugo, sinning the character every time he's on screen.
• The Running Gag of Jeremy pointing out all of the ripoffs of other Pixar and Disney movies.
• This:
  Alberto: What's under the dogs?
  Jeremy: Misquoting the Baha Men.
• As Luca plays with a fork:
  Jeremy: Can't blame the kid. Who uses a dinglehopper to eat pasta?!
• This:
  Ercole: Trash like you can't ride a Vespa!
  Jeremy: That's Vespist.
• As Luca and Guilua walk along a rooftop with an enormous moon in the background:
  Jeremy: E.Ting your Bruce Almighty moon.
• This bit:
  Luca: I want to go to school.
  Jeremy: This is the least believable thing in a movie about talking sea monsters.
• When Luca jumps off a tower:
  Luca: Look out, gravity!
  Jeremy: I know, I know, he survives this, but the more important thing is the lesson this is teaching children. Do you want your kids to grow up to be Steve-O's?! Because this is how you get Steve-O.
• When Luca walks underwater in a diving suit, Jeremy surmises that he used the Metal Cap and is looking for a star.
• As Guilua finishes her pasta:
  Guilua: Finito!
  Jeremy: Bullsh*t! (Arrow points to one tiny piece still on the plate)
• After Luca and Alberto win the race in their sea monster form:
  Ercole: They cannot be the winners! They aren't even people!
  Jeremy: And Alberto never was officially registered.
• At the end of the movie:
  Title Card: FINE
  Jeremy: Admitting that your movie was just fine.

Monsters, Inc.

• "These CDA guys were all going #2 at the same time."
• "Car with teeth inspires the two worst Pixar movies ever."
• Jeremy calls Mike "Mikey" instead of Mike.
• In one of the outtakes, during the entrance of the monsters at the scare floor, "Little Green Bag" plays, parodying Reservoir Dogs.
• In one of the outtakes, when Mike replays Waternoose's confession, the "Get your ass to mars." recording from Total Recall plays instead.

Monsters University

• During the opening credits sequence, Jeremy questions the fact that scarers have trading cards with this:
  Jeremy: There are trading cards for best scarers who are essentially factory workers. This monster society is pretty big on Communist propaganda.
• Jeremy notes how vague and generic the names "Fear Tech" and "Monsters University" are, and decides they must be diploma mills.
• This bit:
  Mike: We have everything we need to win right here. (points to chest)^note He's actually talking about himself.
  Squishy: Heart...
  Jeremy: Waaaaait. Where's Mike's heart? He's like, 80 percent mouth!
• One of the outtakes dubs over the scene where Oozma Kappa gets covered in paint with the prom scene from Carrie, complete with rotating images of people laughing.
• The sentence is definitely the most terrifying thing in the video: "Fear Tech Student Loan Debt"

Onward

• At the usual studio logos:
  Jeremy: 45 seconds of Luxogos.
• "OK, houses made of mushrooms is 100 percent a ripoff of the Smurfs. If Gargamel shows up, I'm adding a millions sins to this movie. Hell, if a cat shows up, I'll add 500,000 sins out of spite!"
• Jeremy adds 10 sins to the notion that mythical beings would give up the power of flight in order to fly in airplanes, pointing out many reasons why flying on airlines suck.
• This:
  Laurel: It's your birthday! It's a chance for you to try something new!
  Jeremy: I thought that was New Years! Birthdays are for self-loathing and calorie bombing.
• "Wrestling with your mom."
• Jeremy gets upset at the movie treating its audience like idiots:
  Jeremy: Burger SHIRE is holding SECOND BREAKFAST. It's a LOTR reference. GET IT, DWEEBS?!
  • Later on, Jeremy is confused at a Mt. Doom reference, claiming that "I thought Pixar was supposed to make only Pixar references!"
• At Ian's checklist:
  Jeremy: Well, "learn to drive", "be like dad" and "invite people to party" are all pretty harmless looking. Unless his dad is RUSTY NAIL!
• This:
  Ian: Just wondering if you'd come to my party and get down with some cake!
  Jeremy: Look, however much heart this movie has at the end- and I've been told it does- this snoozefest opening 10 minutes of exposition and set up is something I'd expect from Illumination, not Pixar.
• This bit:
  Ian: You brought him back to life?! That's not possible!
  Jeremy: Well, it used to be but people got bored with trivial things like raising the dead because they're apparently just THAT lazy.
• When Wilden's legs materialise:
  Barley: Whoa, feet!
  Jeremy: Tonight, the role of Barley will be played by Quentin Tarantino!
• This:
  Ian: He can't hear us!
  Jeremy: F*CKING DUH! HE HAS NO EARS!
  • Shortly followed by:
  Barley: You said it right. It's just, for any spell to work, you have to speak from your Heartsfire.
  Jeremy: OH, FOR CRYING OUT F*CKING LOUD!
• Jeremy lets out one of his laughing fits when Barley claims that Quests of Yore is historically accurate.
• When the brothers unscramble a word puzzle to reveal "Ravens Point":
  Jeremy: Well, to be fair, you could have just as easily spelled out "Nap Investor", "Spa Inventor" and "Vainest Porn". So you might need to check out Philip Krim, ancient Rome or that video you filmed of you masturbating in the mirror.
• At one point, Jeremy tells a long rambling story about him going on a date in Chicago as footage from the movie plays. When the van breaks down, Jeremy notes that "only in movies do vehicles break down at inopportune moments, my story being the exception."
• "The Manticore is about to pull an OJ, and the sin here is making me use the phrase Pull an OJ."
• This bit:
  Barley: Put it in O! For Onward!
  Jeremy: Roll D20s! I mean, credits!
• Jeremy bluntly refers to the car chase as "my least favorite chase scene of all time".
• The magical loopholes eventually causes Jeremy to snap, saying that the movie has a worse script than Cars 2 and Cars 3 ''COMBINED''.
• This:
  Barley: Answer a question with a question.
  Jeremy: Oh, so we're stealing from 40 Year Old Virgin now?!
• Jeremy snaps again when he realises what the movie is ripping off with Wilden's limp upper half:
  Jeremy: Oh my god. It's Weekend at Bernie's. IT'S WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S! PIXAR HAS STOOPED TO RIPPING OFF VISUAL JOKES FROM A MOVIE MADE IN 1989!
• At the "controversial" scene:
  Specter: It's OK! My girlfriend's daughter has me pulling my hair out.
  Jeremy: And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is Pixar's idea of LGBTQ representation! Hooray?
• As Barley prepares to make a van-jump:
  Jeremy: I'd give back ALL the sins if it turns out like Sideways and the van immediately wrecked and did no good.
• Jeremy attempts to Rage Quit on the ending with the dragon golem.
• When The Manticore returns to slay the dragon golem:
  Jeremy: Manticor-ex Machina.
• The final sin:
  Barley: He told me he's very proud of the person you grew up to be.
  Jeremy: Based on WHAT?! He literally had no conversation or awareness of Ian this entire time!
• One of the outtakes replaces Grecklin's voice with Roz's.
• Another outtake plays "The Most Annoying Sound in The World" over Laurel and The Manticorn in the van.

Ratatouille

• This bit:
  Remy: I'm a rat...which means life is very hard for myself.
  Jeremy: That's Ratsict.
• Jeremy is shocked that Gusteau died from a bad review, noting that he has recieved "dozens of hate mail, angry tweets and at least 2 maps to death traps" and hasn't died from it yet.
• Jeremy calls out the saucier not being at his workstation, sarcastically wonders if he was on a smoke break then realises that "they ARE in France."
• "Linguini went to the Mario Batelli school of workplace behaviour.
• Jeremy is pissed that Linguini's "sh*thole apartment" somehow has a view of the Effiel Tower.
• At Gusteau's new marketing campaign which includes a Chinese version of him:
  Jeremy: Man, I haven't seen a marketing campaign this racist since H&M's last ad.
• When Jeremy hears Linguini saying the film's title:
  Jeremy: Roll rodents.

Soul

• At the Logo Joke of Joe's high school band playing the Disney theme badly:
  Jeremy: Are Disney just sitting around trying to figure out ways to make sitting through 45 seconds of logos even more painful?! We're already tormenting the eyes, why don't we use a high school band to torment the ears as well?! *ding* Also, in real life, no band would dare play "When You Wish Upon a Star" because they would immediately be assaulted by an army of lawyers.
• Jeremy points out that the music staff written on the chalkboard doesn't correspond to the song they're playing at all and follows it up with "no wonder these kids suck."
• At a sign advertising a book fair:
  Jeremy: Book fairs were the biggest lies our teachers pulled on us. Fairs have corndogs, carnival rides and washed up rock stars, not literature.
• This bit:
  Joe: Wow! I would die a happy man if I could perform with Dorothea Williams!
  Jeremy: Gee, that would sure be a dark direction to take this story in, but this is a kid's movie so I'm sure nothing like that is going to happen...
• "29% INTEREST ON A CAR LOAN?! I know this is New York but THAT is a sin!"
• When Joe plays his piano while psychadelia images shift in the background:
  Jeremy: LSD.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Joe survives this. And this. And this. And this. A-
  Joe: *falls into a manhole and dies*
  Jeremy: Ohhhh...
• Jeremy points out that Joe's soul has a fedora on it:
  Jeremy: Is it really such a part of him that it stays when he dies?! Who is he?! Jason Mraz?!
• This:
  Joe: I'm not dying the day that I got my shot! It's due...overdue.
  Jeremy: I hear you, Joe. One time, I blew my shot when my college girlfriend was overdue as well.
• When Joe falls between dimensions:
  Jeremy: Man, Pixar's standards have gone to s***. They just stuck an animatic in the middle of this movie and pretended like we wouldn't notice.
• This bit:
  Jerry: Appearing in a form your tiny human brain can comprehend.
  Jeremy: Wait, Joe's brain stays with him even when he's dead?! If MY brain stays with me after I die, The Great Beyond can suck it.
• This:
  Jerry: We call it the "You-Seminar". Rebranding.
  Jeremy: Movie believes these space-time cloud people care anything about Market Strategy. Add an extra sin for making me say "Market Strategy"!
• "Forcing someone to ride your butt-hand without their explicit consent."
• This bit:
  Jerry: The first stop is the Excitable Pavilion.
  Jeremy: Skipping foreplay.
• This:
  Jerry: This concludes your tour. Jerry will take it from here.
  Jerry: Thanks, Jerry! Head right over to Jerry right there.
  Joe: IS EVERYONE HERE NAMED JERRY?!
  Jeremy: Soul Joe would be excellent at Cinemasins.
  • "Also, the way I see it, either all of these Jerrys are one being or God is a former heavyweight champion with a lean mean fat-draining grill machine.
• At the You-Seminar:
  Jeremy: Either Great Beyond technology hasn't passed VHS or the filmmakers deliberately chose this quality. Vaporwave is dead. Long live Vaporwave.
• This:
  Soul: I'm a manipulative meglomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.
  Jeremy: 20 sins for whatever this kid does when it gets back to Earth...and one sin for Jerry playing this for laughs.
• This bit:
  Joe: This is the moment where I fell in love with Jazz!
  Jeremy: SKIP.
• "Lighters exist in this dimension?! Are there rules?! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
• This:
  Joe: Why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady?
  22: I use this voice to annoy people.
  Jeremy: That's Karen-ist.
• This bit:
  22: Popping and locking. Breakdancing to show my dominance...
  Jeremy: Step Up 4: Old Soul edition!
• At the appearence of the hippie souls, Jeremy goes into a longwinded rant about a disasterous music festival in 2007 while footage of the movie runs in the background.
• This:
  Joe: Why am I in a cat?!
  22: I don't know!
  Jeremy:Apparently the screenwriters don't know either!
• At a Pizza Rat reference:
  Jeremy: I hope that rat sues Disney for everything they're worth. EVERYTHING.
• At a shot of a sign twirler:
  Jeremy: It's so weird that this guy becomes The Joker later on.
• Jeremy wonders if we should be rooting for Joe, noting that "he's acting like a selfish Jazz-hole at every opportunity."
• This bit:
  Phil: You are not all that. Anyone can play in a band if they want to!
  Jeremy: Did this guy come back just to insult Joe some more?! My kind of guy!
• This:
  Lulu: Your momma's in the back.
  Jeremy: WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?!
• This bit:
  Libba: You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey...
  Jeremy: Bacon deniers!
• "AH! The cat came back to life! I know they have nine lives, but do they have nine souls?"
• At one point, Jeremy wonders if The Great Beyond is really The Matrix.
• Jeremy is disappointed at the film's ending, noting that it would be better if Joe had to make a sacrifice for 22. "What happened to the Disney that killed Mufasa and Bambi's mom?!"

Toy Story

• "Pizza Planet serves a 128-ounce Mega Gulp." *ding* "Also, burgers." *ding again*
• As Buzz runs from a globe rolling his way, Jeremy remarks, "Ah, I see Buzz Lightyear also went to the Prometheus school of running away from things." *ding*
• When Bo Peep says of Buzz, "I found my moving buddy," Jeremy exclaims, "What a whore!"
• "Conveniently, the Chuck-E-Cheese-like Pizza Planet also delivers and just happens to drive at this abandoned gas station where I heard a guy got murdered one time." *ding*
• "I'm okay with talking, sentient toys in a movie. I really am. But I am NOT okay with talking, sentient toys that can run fast enough to catch up to a truck moving at even the slowest speed." *ding*
• When Woody threw the Christmas lights from Sid's house to Andy's house, Jeremy claims that the throw is impossible for a human to make that even Dude Perfect would need 20 to 30 takes.
• In the family car, "Hakuna Matata" plays on the radio, which prompts this remark:
  "Disney, didn't we get enough of that song the year before this came out?" *ding*

Toy Story 2

• As Woody worries that his hat is missing and he can't go with Andy to camp without it:
  Jeremy: Does he have ANY reason he can't go to camp without it?! 'Cause if not, Woody needs a psychiatrist more than he needs Andy.
• Suggesting that the joke book "Real Real Big Trucks by Cousin A.J. Joe Jimbob" should be about 300 pages lighter.
• "Super well-trained, toy-friendly dog is utterly clueless when his best toy-friend falls off in the yard sale, because the script called for conflict!"
• Jeremy removes two sins with no explanation when Rex chases the car:
  Rex: Dinosaur overboard! *removes two sins*
• Jeremy calls Slinky great at Cinema Sins for calling out an inaccurate illustration, and when Hamm responds, "Picky, picky, picky", he is pronounced great at being a critic of Cinema Sins.
• This:
  Geri: You can't rush art.
  Jeremy: You hear that, Marvel? *ding*
• In response to Joan Cusack voicing Jessie...
  "Do you get the feeling that Joan Cusack signed up for this because she thought it was the sequel to Toys? Oh wait, nobody would do that. Stupid question."
• From the moment the Prospector is shown, Jeremy immediately knows that he is the villain simply because he has the voice of Sideshow Bob.

Toy Story 3

• "#JustLetLotsoDie!"
• Andy playing with his toys realizes that Jeremy really misses his childhood. He removes a sin in doing so.

Toy Story 4

• During the opening credits:
  Jeremy: We've gone back 9 years to revisit Andy's childhood when we already left his childhood in the previous film. How many playing with my Woody moments do you really need?!
• Jeremy adds 10 sins to cover all the times that humans should logically see the toys moving on their own.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ in Hasbro's junk drawer. Look at all these toys! This is what happens when you make too many sequels in a franchise and too many characters. Now everyone needs some sort of screen time, so you have to pay a boatload of money for Jeff Garlin to say random things in a microphone.
• When Forky tries throwing himself away:
  Woody: It's OK. He thinks he's trash.
  Jeremy: And you were made in Taiwan but I don't see you hopping on a flight to Taipei any time soon.
• When Woody keeps Forky from getting away on the road trip:
  Jeremy: This is a hostage situation that's going to end with Forky either learning to love his captor or stabbing someone. I'm down with the second option.
• "Wow, I never thought I'd see an animated version of The Road!"
• This:
  Slinky Dog: Any sign of Woody?
  Jeremy: Failed Viagra slogans!
• Jeremy adds a sin for all the abandoned toys at the playground, then admits that he may not know too much about the topic because "I was busy having salve rubbed on me after getting third-degree burns from the metal slide".
• An unexpected reference pops back up:
  Jeremy: Woody? How's the Bo-Peeping? Woody. Woody. Woody. Woody. How's the Bo-Peeping?
• This bit:
  Woody: Buzz, who are those guys?
  Jeremy: Well, they're two new comedy relief characters in an attempt to revitalise an aging franchise. In the industry, we call that "pulling a Poochie". It's better than most Poochies but a Poochie has been pulled nontheless.
• Jeremy is conflicted whether to add or remove a sin for a photorealistic CGI cat but eventually adds one because "why do the cats look realistic but the humans look like like they're made of plasticine?"
• This:
  Woody: You can't teach an old toy new tricks.
  Jeremy: Unless there's billions of dollars to be made. Then bring on the new tricks!
• When Duke Caboom finally makes his jump:
  Jeremy: A toy making this jump is like a bus jumping over a construction site overpass gap while maintaining a speed of over 50 mph or else the bus will explode. Hey, wait a minute...
• As Buttercup pulls the brakes:
  Jeremy: When all else fails, murder the humans! This toy asshole is so adorable.
• When Woody decides to leave Bonnie:
  Jeremy: I'd remove all the sins if she said "where's Woody" right now.
• Jeremy gets upset that Woody left Bullseye behind, claiming that he "broke the Cowboy Code! Stallions before gal-lions!"

Up

• Sentence: Down (Hell)
• "Russell's persistence leads me to believe he thinks Carl is the only old person in this town."
• Jeremy is appalled by the way that Carl can use balloons to lift his house into the air. After questioning how he was able to conceal the balloons so well and have so many that it can lift it into the air so that it can rip the house off the foundation and its connected utilities (he didn't bother to disconnect the water and electricity beforehand), he then concludes:
  "Way to use an increasingly-scarce resource to fly your house irresponsibly, you jackass."
• Jeremy thinks that "numerous military and police would have been called when they heard reports of a flying house using balloons, but fortunately for Carl, this took place during Taco Tuesday and no one called or cared."

WALL-E

• At the opening shot of garbage stacked as high as the tallest buildings, creating their own skyline, Jeremy removes three sins from the movie.
  "It's the anti-Cinema Sins movie really, since so much of it is anti-'what other movies do.'"
  • Instead of going down -3 sins, it goes to -5, prompting Jeremy to remark, "See? Even the sin counter doesn't obey!"
• "The 'Twinkies and cockroaches survive the Apocalypse' cliches finally get married and have a baby."

Planet of the Apes films

Planet of the Apes (1968)

• At the shot of the 20th Century Fox logo at the very start...
  Jeremy: Even in 1968, the Fox logo took 15 goddamn seconds, proving this logo s*it is a long-standing Hollywood tradition of bullying audiences.
• Jeremy removes two sins for the 25-minute opening scene, in spite of "the weird 2 minutes of opening exposition":
  "Disorienting without explaining too much, long takes with little-to-no dialogue... This movie is WAY better than you remember it being, is what I'm saying."
• Jeremy sins the movie for it "overestimating [his] tolerance for watching people walking."

Planet of the Apes (2001)

• When Leo kisses Ari:
  Jeremy: Ewww...
  • Then when Leo kisses Daena:
    Jeremy [even more disgusted]: Ewww!

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

• "Human... leave. NOW!"

  Jeremy: Wow, this is exactly what was said to me after my first sexual encounter.

• One of the outtakes is Caesar dropping Koba in slow motion while dramatic music plays...only for Koba to abruptly hit a wire and yell as he continues to fall; then the slow motion and dramatic music continues like nothing happens...only THEN to abruptly crash into ANOTHER object, and then continues to fall with the slow motion and dramatic music. It's much funnier than it sounds here.

War for the Planet of the Apes

Predator franchise

Predator

• At Dutch and Dillon's famous handshake:
  Jeremy: Bicep-tion.
• When Billy puts camoflague on his face:
  Jeremy: OK, if this is to help out with the sun, you've gone too far. If this is like Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder you've gone WAY too far.
• This bit:
  Cooper: Bunch of slack-jawed f*ggots here!
  Jeremy: Ladies and gentlemen, your governor of Minnesota!
• This:
  Dutch: C. Hopper?! I knew this man!
  Jeremy: I bet you did.
• Jeremy is stunned at all of the carnage Dutch's team causes to the rebels, noting that they care more about killing the rebels than saving the hostage.
• This:
  Dutch: My men...are not expendable.
  Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• This:
  Anna: El que hace trofeos del hombre means the demon that makes trophies out of man.
  Jeremy: Oh, we just call that The Oscars...
• When we see the Predator's collection of skulls, Jeremy notes an oddly shaped one:
  Jeremy: The evilest thing the Predator has ever done is kill this little platypus.
• Jeremy's reaction to Dutch's Tarzan yell:
  Dutch: UUUUUUOOOOOARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  Jeremy: Arrgh.
• One of the outtakes dubs in Darth Vader over Dutch's and Predator's fight at the end.

The Predator

• At the beginning of the movie, with the hostage scenario:
  Jeremy: I would have loved to hear the phone call setting up this hostage meet-up. "Hey, you know the muddy road with the one singular streetlight on it?" "Of course, who the f*ck doesn't?" "Good, we'll meet up at 10. Don't wear nice shoes."
• The Running Gag about Jeremy lamenting Shane Black's screenplay.
• This bit:
  Sign: HALLOWEEN HAUNT: 10:30- STDS AND PARENTS WELCOME
  Jeremy: My guess here is that this is a Shane Black special, where the school accidentally spelt students as STDS. And while I'm laughing my ass off at this, STDs in a middle school is no laughing matter!
• When two teenagers pull the fire alarm:
  Jeremy: These kids.
• This bit:
  Will: They've been here before. '86.'91.
  Jeremy: And 2010, but we don't discuss that sh*t.
• Jeremy's reaction to Nebraska Williams:
  Jeremy: Hi, I don't eat apples but I do chew gum all the time to make me look like more of an asshole.
• This:
  Sean: My name is Sean Keyes. ^note The son of Peter Keyes, the main human antagonist from Predator 2.
  Jeremy: And pause for the three people who like Predator 2 to applaud.
• This bit:
  Casey: Why'd you call it The Predator?
  Jeremy: Well, you know...because if we called it something else, it would be harder to get people into movie theatres. We CALLED it The Predator and it was STILL hard to get people to show up to theatres!
• This:
  Nebraska: We took a vote. Predator's cooler.
  Jeremy: They took a vote. Predator's cooler.
• This:
  Nebraska: Get to the chopper!
  Jeremy: If this movie had been less nudge, nudge, wink, wink and more, you know, good, this line wouldn't make me want to rip off my ears.
• "Welp, The Predator brought whatever their equivalent of bloodhounds are on this hunt. I say that because that's not stupid at all!
• "Daytime trick or treating? What is this, a Halloween sequel?!"
• This bit:
  Nebraska: It looks like an alien version of Whoopi Goldberg.
  Jeremy: So, I'm wondering if this movie would have been a bigger success if they called this movie "The Whoopi". I bet Fox is kicking themselves right now!
• "You know, there's been a lot of dumb monsters in movies. Killer leprechauns, ghoulies and puppet-masters. But Predator dogs are the absolute worst."
  • Immediately after:
  Jeremy: Why do the dogs have dreadlocks too?!
• When the Predator fights the Super-Predator:
  Jeremy: Predator Vs Predator: Requiem.
• When Coyle gets his throat slit:
  Jeremy: Key and Slice.
• This:
  Quinn: Let's take this ship down!
  Jeremy: With my son inside it! YEAH!
• The final sin:
  Doctor: What is that?
  Traeger: It's my new suit, doctor. Hope I get in it before too long.
  Jeremy: Double sigh.
• One of the outtakes:
  Quinn: What are you?!
  Super Predator: I'm Batman.

The Purge

The Purge

• Sin 37: The part where Jeremy comments on how all that Charlie is doing during The Purge is using the charred camera baby doll.
  Jeremy: Man, this Charlie kid has to be Purged someway, somehow, tonight. I mean, it's legal, right? What an asshole this kid is.
• Sin 69: The stranger following around Charlie's charred baby camera doll.
  Jeremy: I'll follow you anywhere, remote-controlled Satan.
• Sin 114: The stranger distracting the Sandins' neighbors with Charlie's charred baby camera doll.
  Jeremy: The homeless guy found Charlie's burned peeping RC baby and decided, "I'll use this as a distraction first, because my surprise entrance will be even stupider that way."

The Purge: Anarchy

• Jeremy points out how Eva's father's note is written in all caps, and thus wonders why his narration isn't yelling at us.
• Liz's constant need to explain what was happening in lieu of a narrator annoys Jeremy to no end.
• At seeing a little girl covered in blood:
  Jeremy: Carrie?
• Jeremy just laughs when a guy is shot up just a split second after a love confession.
• Jeremy frequently wonders why if ALL crime is legal, people are only committing murder instead of more profitable crimes like looting.
• "Stop!"
  MC Hammer: Hammertime!

The Purge: Election Year

• Jeremy constantly mentioning how stupid is it that the Electoral College is still a thing in the Dystopian near future of The Purge.
• Jeremy about the murder tourists:
  Jeremy: Because we aren't clever anymore.
  • Also, his reaction to the first murder tourist's bizarre accent.
• When Roan notices a drone behind them.
  Roan: It's behind you. 13 yards back, 15 yards up.
  Jeremy: Senator Roan is kinda cocky about her distance estimating skills.

The First Purge

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: I've got something you can purge, Hollywood. It's logos.
• During the opening of the film:
  Jeremy: Can't think of a clever or compelling way to give the audience the information they need for the movie? Now, with "Newspoition", you don't have to! Just throw up some vague, split-screen news clips and some reporterish narration and you're good to go! Newspoition! When easy means more than excellent!
  • When it happens a second time, Jeremy responds with:
  Jeremy: This just in; an extra 45 sins added!
• This bit:
  Title Card: Staten Island; New York
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Gilligan's Island.
• This:
  Citizen: Let's just get through this purge bullsh*t so things can go back to normal!
  Jeremy: This is something we've had to say at CinemaSins HQ four times now.
• This bit:
  Purger: SKELETOR, PURGE IS ON!
  Jeremy: I would remove 1000 sins if this turned out to be Skeletor purging He-Man and his friends. Especially Orko. F*cking Orko.
• "Well, they did it. They managed to combine The Purge franchise with the Fast and the Furious franchise. Will Tyrese earn his Purge paycheck?
• One of the outtakes:
  Nya: There's only five bullets in here?!
  Selena: Better than a damn spatula!
  Spatula City Woman: Oh my, where did you get that lovely spatula?

Resident Evil films

Resident Evil

• During the final skit of the video we hear "Angel" playing over the scene where Alice fights the zombie dogs. The best part is at the very, VERY end.
  "Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan."

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

• "Who the fuck is Yuri?!"
  • Which begins a Running Gag where Jeremy essentially acts as if Yuri is the greatest guy in the world.
    Jeremy: Yuri is the lifeblood of this movie!

Riddick films

• Comparing Riddick's Stealth Hi/Bye to the abilities of Bugs Bunny.
• "Every day is a day of damn days!"

Rio franchise

''Rio

• Jeremy is shocked when the movie starts with only 33 seconds of logos and wonders if he shouldn't sin it out of restraint but sins it anyway.
• When all the birds wake up in the jungle:

  Jeremy: Synchronized sunrising seriously supposes several species stir selves simultaneously.

• During the opening musical number:

  Birds: Rio!

  Jeremy: Roll Cre-

  Birds: Rio!

  Jeremy: I said ROLL CREDITS!

• Jeremy sins the movie for having bookstores.
• This bit:

  Tulio: I'm like the Mama Bird to all of them!

  Jeremy: I was going to make a comment that this guy is way over the top but...have you ever SEEN a bird person?!

• At the Brazilian gangsters:

  Jeremy: Man, I was NOT ready to watch an animated version of City of God.

• This:

  Blu: Who needs to fly anyway?!

  Jewel: Birds need to fly!

  Jeremy: Jewel would be bird-tastic at CinemaSins!

• This bit:

  Rafael: What's going on down there?!

  Jeremy: Apparently animated antics that will help this movie gross- 484 MILLION DOLLARS?! F*ck everything.

• Jeremy finds himself unexpectedly turned on by the romance scenes between Rafael and Eva.
• This bit:

  Nico: Baby got beak!

  Jeremy: Every time I convince myself that this movie is leaps and bounds better than the standard animated fare, a line like this slaps me back to reality.

• When Nico and Pedro begin playing the drums, Jeremy wonders if they're going to start a Matrix Reloaded-esque orgy.
• This:

  Blu: EVERY SONG SOUNDS THE SAME! TICO-TACO YA YA YA! TACO-TICO YA YA YA!

  Jeremy: PitchFork.

• "Holy sh*t, did they adopt Fernando?! This sh*t's more messed up than the ending of Face/Off!"

Rio 2

• "42 seconds of TWO overlong logos! And isn't everyone sick of Scrat's bullsh*t by now? He's like the Despacito of animated characters!"
• This bit:

  Announcer: Welcome to Rio!

  Jeremy: Come on..."Welcome to Rio 2" would have been a much better name for this movie.

• This:

  Jeremy: Christ the Redeemer?! This is Brazil on New Years Eve...more like Christ the RAGER!

• This bit:

  Blu: We are the last blue Spix Macaws on Earth. We have to stay safe!

  Jeremy: So the best place to stay safe is to be in one of the world's biggest parties where they could be kidnapped or killed?

• When Blu is launched by a firework:

  Jeremy: Blu survives this.

• This:

  Linda: It's so pretty...no, spit it out! Spit it out!

  Jeremy: Things my college girlfriend's roomate said after our first and only threesome somehow makes it into the film!

• When Blu cooks for the children:

  Blu: Who's ready for breakfast?

  Jewel: Unbelievable.

  Jeremy: What's with the attitude? I assume they've been together for a long time and I'm positive Blu's made pancakes for his kids before. Jewel needs to Macawlm down!

• This:

  Tulio: We will find them and protect them!

  Big Boss: Tree-huggers.

  Jeremy: Andrew Wheeler.

• Followed by:

  Big Boss: Prepare the boats.

  Jeremy: What's with the lollipops? Is [[Series/Kojak Kojak]] our villain here?

• This:

  Luis: The Amazon? Wow, that's wild!

  Jeremy: Only in the Home, Garden and Tools section really. The Health and Beauty section can get a little racy and I suppose Industrial and Science will get some nerds off but in general, they keep it pretty tame outside of HGT. THAT sh*t gets wild.

• At a shot of a swiss army knife approaching the camera:

  Jeremy: I haven't seen a shot this obviously pandering to a 3D print since Gaspar Nöe's Love.

• This:

  Pedro: Who's ready for a tropical adventure?!

  Jeremy: The producers seriously said to themselves "You know what? This movie needs MORE will.i.am!"

• "Goddamn, I honestly think this 'flying to the Amazon' montage takes up 86% of the movie's runtime. Don't get me wrong, it's visually stunning but it utimately is a tale told by an idiot, full of salsa and fury, signfying nothing."
• This bit:

  Gabi: Nigel is muy macho...

  Jeremy: Damn, Gabi's so horned up, she's got a Wet Ass Cloaca.

• As Nigel escapes:

  Jeremy: This scene makes me sad there aren't any "An anteater, a poison tree frog and a cockatoo walk into a bar" jokes.

• Jeremy admits that he likes Gabi's song but still sins it for not having anything to do with the story.
• This:

  Gabi: I can't think of anything more romantic than poisoning someone on a moonlit cruise.

  Jeremy: Agatha Christie's Rio.

• This bit:

  Henchman: Boss! What are you doing in the jungle?!

  Jeremy: YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEE!

• When Eduardo makes his first appearance:

  Jeremy: An avian aquamarine Andy Garcia?! I thought he was only supposed to appear in movies for about 30 seconds!

• Followed with:

  Eduardo: You will call me "Pop-pop"!

  Jeremy: Grandparents naming themselves.

• When Roberto first appears:

  Jeremy: This Macaw is voiced by Bruno Mars and I haven't heard an animal song this bad from him since Gorilla.

• Jeremy is horrified when a group of pirahna eat some capabaras:

  Jeremy: Holy hell, this movie just got a bigger death count than John Wick 3!

• This bit:

  Blu: I thought we were going sightseeing.

  Eduardo: It's training day!

  Jeremy: Great. If we see Eduardo forcing Blu to smoke PCP at gunpoint, I'll change my whole opinion of this movie.

• This:

  Linda: Hello?

  Jeremy: Surprising someone with a chainsaw from behind.

• Jeremy almost removes a sin for Nigel's song but decides not to because he's still upset that Flight of the Conchords only got two seasons.
• One of the dirtiest sins ever:

  Jewel: What a glorious morning! I forgot I could have mornings like this!

  Jeremy: Looks like Jewel discovered Blu's electric toothbrush...

• This:

  Big Boss: It's a shame, really. You came all this way to protect this jungle...

  Jeremy: But they didn't...they came here for the macaws. They didn't know about the illegal tree cropping happened until they came here.

• This bit:

  Eduardo: It's not a game! It's war.

  Jeremy: Boston fans.

• When Jewel abandons Blu, Jeremy notes that he "hasn't seen Anne Hathaway this self-centered since Rachel Getting Married."
• As Blu outflies the bulldozers:

  Jeremy: It's like Ferngully had sex with the Battle of Endor and produced a thoroughly disappointing offspring.

• When Blu seemingly dies:

  Jewel: BLU!

  Jeremy: Aw, don't worry. He'll be having a drink with you in an Italian restaurant while Michael Caine looks on in a matter of months!

• At Big Boss's death:

  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T, that anaconda ate his entire ass! I was not expecting this dark of an ending!

• The final sin:

  Tico: Hey, Luiz!

  Luiz: Yo, I made it!

  Jeremy: Man, Tracy Morgan must have done some crazy shit even for him if he got kicked out of this movie!

Rocky franchise

Rocky IV

Creed

• "You know it's a Rocky movie when they use previous footage of a Rocky movie in order to emphasise that this is a Rocky movie...but wait...doesn't that mean the first Rocky isn't a Rocky movie?!
• Jeremy adds boxing stats over a shot of Adonis's mother, with hilarious highlights such as "71 knockouts", "title winner in Greece" and "former star of the Cosby Show".
• This bit:

  Adonis: I want you to train me!

  Rocky Balboa: I don't do that anymore!

  Jeremy: Because then you get Rocky V.

• Jeremy adds 5 sins for the movie ruining the Rocky III ending by giving away the mystery of Apollo and Rocky's fight.
• "Running! Jumping! Push-ups! Pull-ups! Montage! Excitement!"
• "I'm amazed this movie doesn't end with Adonis getting 500 STDs from sleeping in Paulie's bedsheets."
• "I see Adonis has decided to take Rocky's approach to boxing: get punched in the face a bunch of times and still come out a winner."
• During one of Rocky's speeches to Adonis:

  Jeremy: Rocky ramblings.

• Jeremy almost removes a sin, complete with sound effect, but eventually decides against it.
• This:

  Announcer: I did not expect to see this back-to-back punching!

  Jeremy: Except for everyone who's ever seen a Rocky movie.

• One of the outtakes adds Mike Tyson's Punch-Out sound effects to the Adonis-Ricky fight.

Roland Emmerich films

2012

• "I sure am glad this movie keeps reminding us what year it is in every scene, or else I would just think every scene is a new year and it will be 2156 by the time the movie's over."
• "This [X] escaping the [disaster] scene is exactly like that [Y] escaping the [disaster] scene ... you know ... THREE MINUTES AGO!!"
• "Danny Glover isn't too old for this sh*t in this scene.
• From the bit when Charlie's telling Jackson about the upcoming apocalypse:
  Jackson: Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie.
  Jeremy: Tell that to the people hiding Tupac.
• A variant on the "eat an apple" gag, involving Charlie Frost:
  Jeremy: The director said, "Why don't you eat a pickle? It'll make you look even crazier!"
• When an earthquake tears through a store and pulls Kate and Gordon apart:
  Jeremy: Devastating, cataclysmic Earth event has a sense of humor.
• Jeremy pointing out two people in the background, ONE WITH FU*KING HEADPHONES, before the crack destroys the store, as well as the fact that absolutely no one was in the background in the next shot.
• Near the end, when the apocalypse has ended and the calendar has been reset to "January 27, Year 0001":
  Jeremy: "Oh, f*ck you."
• During the outtakes, they overdub Anheuser with the dialogue from Dr. Strangelove's "ten women to each male" line.

The Day After Tomorrow

• The "A Roland Emmerich film" credit is sinned without comment.
• Sin 131: The scene where people are smiling at each other after the rescue.
  Jeremy: This unlikely couple got married shortly after this helicopter ride. They divorced 5 hours later. Wah-wah.
  • And then he starts to say the same thing about J.D. and Brian in Sin 132, implying that they're gay for each other.
• Jeremy's utter bewilderment at the film trying to create tension against cold.
• "Yeah, shut up, only black guy I know!"

Godzilla (1998)

• During the "What's the Damage" video, Jeremy lists one item as "one goddamn Chrysler Building".

Independence Day

• Jeremy shouts "White! House! Submarine!" in his "Things! Excitement!" tone while the movie displays different angles of the White House and a submarine with white flashes in-between shots.
• "The 10-to-15 giant city-sized alien spacecraft hovering conspicuously over every major city in the world? You have a bad feeling about that?"

Independence Day: Resurgence

• This moment:
  Dylan: I couldn't save her, it's too late.
  Jeremy: [in mocking fashion] I wasn't jiggy enough. *ding*
• Another moment:
  Dylan: [while fighting the alien queen] Get ready for a close encounter, bitch!
  Jeremy: Did this movie just stole from Independence Day AND Aliens WHILE taking Close Encounters of the Third Kind's name in vain? *ding*
• Jeremy refers to one of the characters as "Discount John Oliver."
• Another moment:
  Patricia: [while shooting at the alien queen] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  Jeremy: [calmly] Ah. *ding*
• When President Lanford's reading her speech in preparation for the "celebration":
  President Lanford: For 20 years the world has seen no armed conflict. Nations have put their petty differences aside.
  Jeremy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [deep breath] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The Patriot

• The very first sin of the video:
  Title: A Roland Emmerich Film
  Jeremy: That's not a selling point!
• This moment:
  Benjamin: Forgive us for our sins.
  Jeremy: I'll see what I can do.
• When Benjamin is told he has nothing to be ashamed of, Jeremy cuts back to him mercilessly hacking a soldier to death with an axe and just laughs.

Stargate

• The film's director, Roland Emmerich, joins the distinguished group of people involved in filmmaking whose name's mere appearance in the credits warrants a sin.
• Pulling out a 5th Avenue candy bar illicits an annoyed sigh and a sin from Jeremy.