"The covers of this book are too far apart."A common literary term that refers to a book being so thick and heavy that it can be used as a doorstopper. Or a literary weapon. Or a substitute for barbells. Or a method with which to give an orthopedist a job. While it is likely to be used in a spirit of derision, as it evokes the idea of Padding in spades, there are also many fine books that could technically stop a door or kill a man in a pinch. Proper Doorstoppers (also known as Tree Killers) should be over 500 pages. If one book is over 1,000 pages, it is probably a Doorstopper. This goes double if the typeface is smaller than 10 point. When talking about a "doorstopper series", the series in question is likely to involve great battles between good and evil, a Chosen One and mysterious jewelry. It is a doorstopper series if, and only if, every actual book in the series is a Door Stopper. Oftentimes, publishers will turn an ordinary trilogy, tetralogy, or series into one huge book. This is not strictly a Doorstopper but an "Omnibus". These books, though, can invariably be used to stop doors, press flowers, act as fake gold in a bank robbery, or crush small children. These are sometimes for the convenience of fans of the series. Othertimes, with very long series or ones where the order almost doesn't matter, it's to sell volumes that don't sell anywhere near as well as the most popular books in the series. Conversely, a publisher might avoid releasing an intimidating doorstopper by having the book Divided for Publication. Can and will cause massive muscle fatigue when reading while holding the book in your hands. Can also cause the written text to disappear into the center fold—or the book itself to rip apart halfway through reading! Technology Marches On, and these days, a doorstopper can still be really, really long, but all fits neatly on your comparatively light and small smartphone or favorite e-reader. Keep in mind how lucky we are today compared to the 20th century and before, when bookworms had to decide if they really wanted to lug the doorstopper of a book they were really enjoying with them on the bus to work. The Visual Novel genre of Video Games and any video games that use this trope has taken this to an art form. These games can have upwards of 70+ straight hours of reading (around double the length of an average game, which is 25–40 hours) being unusually common for the high-profile games. When a character takes this trope a little too literally, see Useful Book. Extremely useful if one wishes to Throw the Book at Them. And what's a doorstopper without Loads and Loads of Characters? Of both types. A doorstopper can incite a case of Archive Panic with one single volume.
Examples that became their own doorstoppers:
- Encyclopedias and Dictionaries (Real-world example)
- Fan Works (Real-world example)
- Law And Government (Real-world example)
- Literature (Real-world example)
- Myths and Religion
- Tabletop Games (Real-world example)
- Textbooks (Real-world example)
- Video Games (Real-world example)
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- Return of Superman contains all 21 issues of the arc. Paired with The Death of Superman and World Without a Superman, another 7 and 9 issues respectively, it is thicker than a phone book.
- The collected volumes for Superman: Doomsday and Superman: Our Worlds at War are just as long.
- Jeff Smith's Bone. Other comic books can — and have — run longer, but few of them are published as a single-volume, 1,300-page tome.
- The Cerebus "phone book" collections; all but the thinnest four can indeed stop doors. And they're tradedrift paperbacks!
- Publishers have recently released complete collections of the entire runs of certain newspaper comic strips, including Calvin and Hobbes as well as The Far Side. Though spread out into multiple volumes, each one is still pretty hefty.
- The complete Calvin and Hobbes weighs over five pounds.
- The Far Side one is in two volumes, each being about as big as a double-size cereal box and the preface even calls it an "18-pound hernia giver".
- Collections of comic strips often have larger dimensions (taller/wider) than normal books, as well, making them even more awkward.
- Given how long some comics like Blondie have been running... imagine how big a "Complete Blondie" collection would be. This volume is only three years worth, and it's almost four pounds!
- The complete collected edition of From Hell.
- The Complete Peanuts, begun by Fantagraphics in 2004: "50 years of art. 25 books. Two books per year for 12½ years."
- The Marvel Omnibuses, massive collections of selections of various series, tend to be hefty. The Hulk omnibus, for example, weighs six pounds.
- At least 15 of them are over 1,000 pages. As of May 2013, the largest published is the collection of the first ten Dark Tower comic adaptations, at 1260 pages.
- Close followers are the complete collection of Peter Milligan's and Mike Allred's X-Force/X-Statix and related spin-offs, also at over 1200 pages, the collection of Walt Simonson's complete run (as writer) on The Mighty Thor and related spin-offs (1,136 numbered pages of reprints plus about 50 of supplemental materials) and the Amazing Spider-Man Omnibus (Stan Lee and Steve Ditko's entire 39 issue run plus two annuals: 1,088 pages long, three inches thick and a whopping eight pounds).
- Similarly the Absolute collections of certain comics and runs of comics produced by DC Comics. They aren't usually as long as the Marvel Omnibuses, but make up for it by being printed at an expanded page size.
- Comic Book Tattoo, a collection of short stories based on songs by Tori Amos, is both thick and wide, making it absolutely massive...and a great prop for using one's laptop on the bed.
- The Flight Anthologies more often than not deserve this status, as do the Popgun anthologies.
- The collected editions of Richard Starking's Elephantmen comics, they also usually come out in hardback first so they're quite heavy.
- The collected edition Toda Mafalda, at 658 pages.
- The Judge Dredd complete case files. Each one contains a year's worth of storylines. And don't even get started on the upcoming Meltdown Man graphic novel.
- Although not really a Door Stopper, Neil Gaiman's introduction to "The Kindly Ones" states that the hardcover version of the book is heavy enough to stun a burglar in the dark, which has always been his definition of true art.
- The The Walking Dead Omnibus collects 24 issues, and is officially described as being "perfect for long time fans, new readers and anyone needing a heavy object with which to fend off The Walking Dead."
- And then there's The Walking Dead compendium, which is 48 issues, collected in one volume.
- The KISS Kompendium, a compilation of the KISS Psycho Circus comic book series which comes in at a massive 1,280 pages and 10+ pounds.
- Not a comic book but a book about comics: the volume produced by DC Comics to mark their 75th anniversary - called, naturally enough, 75 Years of DC Comics: The Art of Modern Mythmaking measures around 16 by 11.5 inches and is three inches thick. It weighs in at around 15lb. Fortunately it comes in a sturdy cardboard carrying case.
- The "Ultimate Collection" volumes for UDON's Street Fighter comics are roughly the size of an average text book. And cost $60 each, making them similar in price as well.
- The aptly named Gold Brick collections of Antarctic Press's Gold Digger are 25 issues each.
- The TF Wiki refers to the G.I. Joe vs. The Transformers Omnibus as a "tarantula-smasher" of a book at around 500 pages.
- The Strangers in Paradise Omnibus edition. 2 volumes in a single slipcase box totaling just under 2400 pages.
- The Invisibles Omnibus: 1536 pages and just under 10 lbs. Not recommended to be read in one sitting. DC Entertainment is not responsible for any hallucinations you may experience if you try.
- Frank Miller's Big Damn Sin City, a compilation of every Sin City yarn written to-date. It's the size of a dictionary.
- Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere is almost certainly the light novel series with the longest volumes - each of which is divided into two or three parts due to length. The parts peak at 1152 pages and average around 800.
- By the same author, and in the same continuity, The Ending Chronicle shows the same tendency as it progresses (it was written first). Volumes 1-6 were all divided into two or three parts for publication but volume 7 was released as a single, undivided volume of around 1000 pages. Indeed the author is used as an example of why the "Light" in Light Novels does not actually refer to their usual length. (It refers instead to the limits of what kanji can be used).
- The New York Times and The Washington Post were Doorstoppers until quite recently (the last two serious newspapers in the U.S., and 25¢ in the case of the Post) when a combination of the ad-killing recession, Franchise Decay (the Post laid off half its reporters the minute it no longer had a serious newspaper competitor) and the foolish decision to split up its content into multiple formats (half the articles are now available for free in subway editions, and the front page actually tells you to go online to read an article accompanying a photo for a paper you just bought!) the result, needless to say has been a precipitous decline in volume and content from over 100 pages an issue to something like 25.
- At the height of its popularity around 1994-1995, Electronic Gaming Monthly would crank out issues that totalled about 400+ pages in length (although half the pages were just ads.) This caused EGM 2, a spinoff magazine which focussed more on tips and tricks launched in July 1994. For comparison's sake, the magazine could barely fill 100 pages by the time it "died" in early 2009.
- The British computer magazine Personal Computer Worldnote also often resembled a small (ad filled) phone book during its heydays. Although it hadn't shrunk as much as EGM, it was still a shadow of its former self when it was cancelled.
- Japanese Shonen Jump volumes are phone-book thick, weighing in at about 500 pages each. And this is a weekly series. Hope you're big into recycling.
- The monthly American version is no slouch either. A few years ago, it covered 7 series, and had about 400 pages per issue. Unfortunately, that's been going down recently, with the most recent issue having 4 series and 250 pages.
- Vogue is generally on the thick side, but its annual Spring and Fall fashion issues are always the magazine's 800-lb gorillas. Or should it be, 500-page gorillas. Most of it is ads, which you can't even call padding because it's an essential part of the magazine. But still, the table of contents doesn't even start until page 100 or so!
- While Playboy usually goes over a 100 pages, sometimes it reaches the 250-300 mark (most are advertising to maintain such a number of articles/pictorials, but still!).
- Before Internet shopping was commonplace, Computer Shopper carried ads to buy anything computer related. The result was a magazine that averaged 800 poster-sized pages, easily making it the largest magazine on newsstand shelves.
- This was the norm for print magazines of this type (of which there were several) in that era. Finding the editorial content in them was somewhat of a chore, as it was no larger than for a typical magazine, leaving almost all pages as nothing but ads.
- Any worthwhile partwork that makes it to the end of its run will end up quite hefty. Marshall Cavendish, renowned publisher of partworks, came up with the computer programming collection Input in the UK in the early-mid 80s; 52 issues at 32 pages a piece comes out to 1664 pages and four very heavy binders.
- Katsuhiro Otomo's Cyber Punk/Bio Punk magnum opus of manga, AKIRA, weighs in with six small-phonebook-sized volumes totaling 2182 pages.
- It Takes A Wizard was called this, mostly because it's notably longer than most manga.
- In order to cut costs during the economic downturn, many North American manga publishers have been combining two or three volumes of material into a single book. The resulting releases, depending on their dimensions, look either like phone books or pocket dictionaries. It's even more common with reprints of old material, since the title likely already made back its licensing costs during the original release, thus there is an incentive to put out a more economical book for new/poorer fans.
- For example, Viz Media released Cross Game as 2-in-1 books, each one just over 350 pages apiece.
- Azumanga Daioh doesn't seem very long once you've finished it, but the 4-volumes-in-1 omnibus is a somewhat surprising 686 pages. The lightning-fast presentation, however (think "newspaper comic"), belies the length.
- Viz Media reprinted some of their legacy Shonen Jump titles in what they termed their "VizBIG" line. These are omnibuses of popular titles like Dragon Ball or Rurouni Kenshin printed on noticeably higher-quality paper, with larger dimensions (5¾"×8½" instead of 5"×7"). They also put three or even four old volumes into a book, making each one 600 or more pages, literally phone-book sized.
- Battle Royale is almost 3,000 pages, and feels like a small fraction of that.
- Every single volume of Keiko Tobe's With the Light qualifies. Seriously.
- Omnibus release of Fruits Basket - in two halves but they're huge seperately.
- Technicaly, they're magazines, not books, but the One Piece Logs average 30 chapters and 700 pages. There's 16 so far and it's not gonna stop anytime soon.
- The Japanese-language single volume collection of Death Note, which has 2400 pages and weighs ten pounds.
- Laurie Anderson's first Live Album, United States Live, also qualifies, as it is five records long.
- Neil Young once stopped a classroom bully with one of these. He asked the teacher if he could borrow the unabridged dictionary, then walked past the bully and dropped it on his head. Said bully hadn't even been harassing him, but another kid in the class.
- Until 2010, Penguin published guides to recorded classical and jazz music. These informative tomes each consistently came in at well over 1500 pages.
- The Da Capo Catalog of Classical Music Compositions exhaustively catalogs the works of 132 major composers, and it comes in at almost 1400 pages.
- Franz Schubert: The Complete Songs started as liner notes to pianist Graham Johnson's 40-CD set of Franz Schubert's lieder. It eventually turned into a 3-volume, 3,000 page set that includes German and English texts of the songs, Johnson's analyses of each song, a chronology, relevant artwork, etc. - enough to keep any Schubert scholar occupied for weeks.
- Mick Foley's autobiography Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks is nearly 700 pages long. But that's not all - he has three more, Foley Is Good, The Hardcore Diaries and Countdown To Lockdown, all of which clock in at an average of 400 each. This in addition to his several original novels. He's credited with getting wrestling fans interested in reading, when they weren't before.
- The Ultimate Millenium Falcon set by LEGO featured a 500-page ring-bound instruction manual that weighed four pounds.
- The set itself contained 5219 pieces and retailed for 500 US dollars.
- Instruction booklets for modern Lego sets seem longer in general. Compare, for example, SPII set #6984 (1992) with SPIII set #5984 (2010). Both have the same number of figurines, and about the same number of pieces, yet the instruction manual of the former set is 20 pages long while the latter has a 76-page manual, of which some pages are advertising.
- The play time for Fate/stay night is usually put at about three full days, so at least seventy hours of straight play time. And that's skipping scenes that occur in the multiple routes. In English, the total word count clocks in at a bit over a million words, counting all 3 routes.
- The sequel, Fate/hollow ataraxia, is also notoriously long. While the main story is straightforward enough, there are an awful lot of bonus scenes and similar things.
- Which is outdone by CLANNAD, which can take several hundred hours to complete fully.
- Itself outdone by Rewrite, which is currently Key Visual Arts' longest one ever, beating even Clannad and Little Busters!.
- Umineko: When They Cry clocks at around a 6 MB text file for all Episodes — compare War and Peace which is around 3.2 MB worth of text. On the upside, the novel is pretty linear until the eighth Episode. Lampshaded in Episode 5 (out of 8):
Ronove: If you were to write down the unprecedented feats of Ushiromiya Kinzo, ......you would probably have an uproarious tale longer than all the grimoires in the study put together. It seems the tale of [the main character] will be worth writing down as well. In fact, it already is being written. It's already a very, very long tale.
- Digger is by itself over 750 pages long, and the omnibus edition adds many pages of extras making it 800 large and rather thick pages. The author says in one of her notes the irony of having produced this book while disliking Doorstopper fantasy novels.
- Homestuck is over 800,000 words long as of August 2015, which makes it longer than Les Misérables. Here are some helpful stats. As another estimate, Homestuck Book One is 162 book-pages, and encompasses Act 1 (which is 247 web-pages). If all of Homestuck, which is approx. 7600 web-pages and still ongoing, was converted into a book, it would be ca. 5000 book-pages.As noted below, there are also several in-universe examples.
- The Gunnerkrigg Court books aren't that long with less than 300 pages each. But the paper quality is so good that they're freakin' heavy.
- The Order of the Stick is over 1000 pages/strips long and has clocked in at five volumes (so far), with one prequel volume for the heroes and villains each, and a (presumably) non-canonical, just-for-fun collection of comics. That's eight volumes, with the ninth currently being written and released, and a possible tenth (or more) if the story doesn't wrap up in this arc.
- Whateley Universe: The series has a bit less than 9 million words for the first year of Generation 1 alone. In comparison, the Harry Potter books, in total, has about 1 million.
- The Phase story "Ayla and the Tests" is longer than six out of seven Harry Potter books.
- If the entirety of the Darwin's Soldiers RPs were to be printed out, it would take 400 pages to print out the second one and over 900 pages to print the final one.
- The Half-World MSTs were counted to be at ca. 200,000 words only after one year, which meant it was updating faster than Homestuck. However, he has both taken down many of these early MSTs and slowed down production of new ones.
- Koukon Bridge, which would have been completely ordinary FictionPress material were it not the fact that it's over two million words long and still unfinished. It hasn't updated since 2014, however.
- Similar to the Fanfiction.Net example above, Writing.Com hosts many works (fanfiction, interactive, or original stories) that quickly amass 1000 chapters or more. Some have several thousand chapters and are less than 1 year old!
- The entire archive of Metamor Keep will be a huge one.
- The SCP Foundation administration once required new members to read all the SCP and Tale pages (each getting to typical short story length at the longest) aside from the site etiquette and how-to essays. After the number of SCP and Tale pages started reaching into the thousands, however, this policy changed to having members read enough pages (preferably including the highest rated SCPs) to get a good feel for the wiki. Statistics from October 2015 show that the total wordcount of all the SCP articles and Tales is nearly five million (and that's not counting over half a million words on other pages.)
- The Journal of Aframos Longjourney (introduction here) from The Wanderer's Library, at least by the standards of the site. It's well over 70 entries and still going, all describing the travels of the eponymous Longjourney.
- Worm is now completed at 1.65 million words.
- For reference, that's longer than the entire Harry Potter series (1,084,070 words), even more impressive when you consider the author was writing at least two chapters a week for the duration.
- As of May 12, 2014 We Are All Pokémon Trainers is about 14,892 pages and counting, and text-only versions of single forum pages on the main thread alone can be in the range of 5-8 pages. A conservative estimate of the amount of printed pages would be about 105,000 pages and counting.
- Cong Ling Kai Shi (Start From Zero) is a Chinese-language web novel that at its conclusion in March 2016 had 20.2 million characters subdivided into 23 volumes, each with anywhere between five and 565 chapters. Since one English word is roughly equivalent to 1.5 Chinese characters, this gives an estimated equivalent word count of over 13 million. However, this has since been overtaken by Bringing the Farm to Another World which contained about 24 million characters as of August 2017.
- Chinese wuxia/xianxia web novels can get pretty long as well. Case in point:
- Coiling Dragon, which has just under 3.4 million Chinese characters. The English fan translation has yet to be counted.
- Desolate Era, by the same author, has 4.2 million, released over 26 months.
- Martial God Asura as of September 2017 had nearly 3200 chapters grouped into 8 volumes and totalling over 7.1 million characters.
- Copying and pasting every article and BUAFY from May 2016 to November 2016, including the headers, leads to a bigass 320,000 words - all in the span of six months, including the break Froge took in July. It's helpful to mention this was all made by one person as a personal project.
- Although a modest sum compared to other mediums, the 26,000 word count of The Froge Guide to Writing (which is more of a triad of advice than an actual guide) is huge compared to what you expect out of a typical blog. This was intentional, as he wanted to beat the word count of his Old Shame "The Industrial Steamworks", a 21,000 rant against Valve Software.
- Froge has been known to write thousands of words in the span of a day, such as the 5,300 word 10,000 Update Special being written in a single evening at the request of a fan.
When you see, for instance, me write 3,000 words in a single update, or write a massive BUAFY, or write 14 reviews of an anime over two weeks, then know that it isn't because of some magical otherworldly thing. It's all very human and very simple. I simply spend the time to do the thing, and so I do it. I get past all the negatives, I get past all the "what if I'm not good enough?" (which I haven't had in over six months), and I get past every fibre in my body that wants me to be a lazy shit and take a break and give up... and the net result is that I get a blog that just so happens to write more words than any other thing I have ever written.
- Simpsons World: The Ultimate Episode Guide is a complete guide to the first twenty seasons of The Simpsons. At two pages per episodes (four for the Treehouse of Horror episodes), plus profiles on the family, a guide to the early shorts and Itchy and Scratchy shorts, analysis of every opening sequence, and complete lists of the Couch Gags, Homer saying d'oh and mmm, the Church of Springfield marquees, the Krusty merchandise, Troy McClure's roles, song lyrics, who voices every character (every character, even unnamed, one-line ones), and celebrity guest stars, plus a massive index, it clocks in at 1200 pages long, or 3.3 inches thick, and weighs 9 pounds. The intro calls it "the biggest, thickest, most-lethal-if-it-were-dropped-on-your-head companion to the show yet".
- Though Lonely Planet tour guides are usually devoted to either a single region/city in a large country (ie, "London," "The American Southwest") or a small country, they do occasionally publish more ambitious, comprehensive guides with a page count to match. Their guides to simply "Western Europe" and the "United States" are each over 1,000 pages, which does somewhat test the limit of "backpack friendly."
- It has been estimated that, was the human genome compiled into books, it would occupy the equivalent of 200 books, each one with the size of a Manhattan phone book and 1000 pages each. And most importantly being written with just four letters (A, T, C, and G), one for each DNA base.
- The hugest mathematical proof in history is the proof of the Classification Theorem of Finite Groups, which according to Mathworld is "spread throughout the mathematical literature and is estimated to be approximately 15000 pages in length". Thankfully, progress is being made on a more compact version of the proof, which as of 2016 takes up a mere 2140 pages or so across six volumes (but is not finished yet.)
- The lowly digits of A Million Random Digits With 100,000 Normal Deviates alone make the book 600 pages, but with the extensive foreword, this book is far larger and heavier than its contents can justify.
Anime & Manga
- Assassination Classroom:
- Koro-sensei hands each student a gigantic, super-detailed travel guide of Kyoto. It includes miscellaneous information such as maps, popular sightseeing sights, Kyoto's Top 100 souvenirs, what to do if a five-story pagoda collapses, coping with food that accidentally gets stuck in your throat, and "How to comfort yourself when seeing couples flirting by the Kamo river makes you feel lonely". The guide's contents eventually help the students track down and knock out the delinquents who kidnapped their friends.
- He later gives 3-E another guidebook for the ideal way to spend their summer break, which actually ends up longer than the Kyoto travel guide.
- Garfield: April 28, 2008:
Jon: This is my new cell phone.
Jon: [holding enormous book] And this is the manual for it.
Garfield: "Volume One."
Films — Live-Action
- In Wonder Boys, Michael Douglas' character, Grady Tripp has been working on a book for years. Despite setting out to write one 250-300 pages in length, he has been writing on it continuously and the total number of pages ranges in the 2000s.
James Leer: "Is... all of that single-space?"
- In the Inspector Gadget movie, there is the humongous manual to Gadget's new cyborg body. And that's just Volume One...
- Parodied in Men at Arms, when the Librarian responds to a dwarf digging into the library by reaching for a 3000 page book called How to Kille Insects (sic). The good news is the dwarf was wearing a helmet. The bad news is, said helmet is now stuck on his head.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
- The microfiche version of the Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever requires a fleet of lorries to transport.
- The eponymous Guide would require several large buildings to store if it were ever printed on paper instead of stored electronically.
- The rules for Brockian Ultra Cricket are so intricate and convoluted that, the only time they were printed, the book collapsed under its own weight and became a black hole.
- Harry Potter:
- Harry and Ron are shocked that Hermione refers to A History of Magic as "light reading".
[Hermione drops the book on a table with a thud]
Ron: This... is light?
- Rita Skeeter's "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore" is 900 pages long.
- Harry and Ron are shocked that Hermione refers to A History of Magic as "light reading".
- Grady Tripp's long-delayed novel (3000+ pages and nowhere near finished) in Wonder Boys.
- The Handbook of Robotics, as described in Isaac Asimov's Elijah Bailey novels, has undergone so many revisions, additions, and emendations in the several millenia it's been in print, that a hard-copy of it would be impossible for an ordinary person to carry unassisted. Fortunately, in the 47th century, most books are printed on microfilm.
- The Pale King's mandatory reading materials for the IRS employment applicants certainly do qualify.
- The Myth-O-Mania series kicks off after Hades receives The Big Fat Book of Greek Myths from The Big Fat Book of the Month Club. As he reads it, he discovers that Zeus rewrote all the stories to glorify himself and his spawn, motivating him to create some novels explaining how the tales really went.
- Deke McClelland's Photoshop 3 Bible doesn't quite reach this status (having about 800-900 pages depending on edition), but in its foreword, the reader is warned that the book shouldn't be put into the baggage compartment on an airplane in order to avoid damage to some other luggage, and that it shouldn't be used in self-defense unless the opponent has an equally hefty weapon.
- Paris in the Twentieth Century has a three meter tall ledger used by the accounting department (the rise of the personal computer was not one of the aspects of modern life Jules Verne predicted).
- In Anathem the punishment device simply known as "The Book", an extremely lengthy... well, book, containing mostly mathematic proofs. Avout who violate the rules can be sentenced to study and memorize several chapters. Its length is not the only horrible thing about it, it's written in a way that the internal logic of the chapters is subtly wrong. The first chapter consists of nursery rhymes that don't quite rhyme. The second chapter is several hundred digits of pi. It only goes downhill from there.
- In The Fault in Our Stars, An Imperial Affliction is stated to be over six hundred pages long.
- The Baroque Cycle — itself a doorstopper — has a character use the Cryptonomicon to hold a door open.
- Ann M. Martin, in her first published book Bummer Summer, mentions the protagonist's father reading an unidentified book that was one of these, because it "must have weighed thirty-five pounds". Said protagonist later mentions she's learned some important things from him, one of which is "Never read anything you can't lift".
- The unpublished Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure is an extremely hefty paperback in the style of men's adventure pulp novels. Thankfully, the book exists only within the warped reality of The Colbert Report.
- Game of Thrones:
- The Lineages and Histories of the Great Houses of the Seven Kingdoms, With Descriptions of Many High Lords and Noble Ladies and Their Children is just as much a door stopper as the name implies. Even the notoriously long-winded Grand Maester Pycelle calls it ponderous.
- The Book of Brothers contains the service record of every Kingsguard to serve since its inception three hundred years ago.
- Tyrion's wedding gift to Joffrey is Lives of Four Kings, a history of four Targaryen kings the size of a phone book.
- Parodied in Man to Man with Dean Learner, where horror author Garth Marenghi advertises a compilation novel, 'Garth Marenghi's The Oeuvre'', of all 436 of his books, in a reinforced spine made from genuine cat bone. It looks less like one giant book and more like a tower of books fused together. It's actually so large it comes with poles to hold it while you read, and even comes with brackets to mount it on the wall for storage.
- One episode of WKRP in Cincinnati revolves around the station's (ultimately destroyed) commercial for a chain of funeral homes. The owner of the chain comes in for a meeting and hands Andy a copy of what he calls a "brochure". It's hardbound, and the size of a large photo album.
Andy Travis: Heavy.
Mr. Ferryman: In my business, people want heavy.
- On the Castle episode, "The Fifth Bullet," it's noted that a character was saved from a bullet because he was holding a copy of Crime and Punishment.
Keving Ryan: Good thing he reads Russian literature. If the guy was a Nicholas Sparks fan, he'd be dead.
- A running joke in the detention segments of You Can't Do That on Television, was students being asked to copy huge segments of a large dictionary — a prop which was obviously several dictionaries glued together.
- The Good Place: Chidi's life's work is a 3600 page book that tries to encompass the entirety of ethics and human morality. For reference, Aristotle's "Nichomachean Ethics", considered one of the definitive works on the subject, doesn't even clear 200 and the only other books of any genres that are longer are all series with multiple volumes. Michael, a near omniscient supernatural being who can read all of the world's literature in an hour, had given up on reading it part way through because it was incredibly convoluted and makes no forking sense.
- In "Let X = X," Laurie Anderson has this:
You know, I could write a book.
And this book
Would be thick enough
To stun an ox.
- Parodied in a MAD back cover; "The Super Thick Book Of The Month Club", which features books that really serve only one function; to impress people.
- An artifact in Dungeons & Dragons, the Codex of the Infinite Planes, a giant book containing detailed knowledge about the other dimensions in the cosmology, the reading of which can drive people mad. It requires the strength of two men to lift. The book is literally infinite in length. (Well, one can only assume that's true. Certainly, anyone who has tried to read it long enough to find the last page has been struck dead, gone mad, or worse by its evil power before succeeding.)
- The Dwarfs bring us the Great Book of Grudges. To Dwarfs, seeking revenge is essentially a religious sacrament, and the Book is their way of documenting every slight against the Dwarfen people. the Warhammer universe being what it is, the book is of course insanely long. It's implied that the book is a magical object that is literally endless.
- Warhammer 40,000:
- The "Tactica Imperium", which contains various amounts of tidbits, from battlefield tactics to command structures of various organizations to how you should request higher levels of ordinance to the exact listings of every single one of your superiors, in order, up to the the High Lords of Terra. The reason the information varies so much is because any given sub-sector, if not PLANET, has its own version which is constantly being updated and modified: any given complete collection would outstrip the Library of Congress, a "portable" version would make the Encyclopedia Britannica seem like a pamphlet, and the "bare minimum" that would ever be found in a command tent could double as protection from a boltgun.
- The Horus Heresy introduces us to the Book of Magnus and the Book of Lorgar. While the individual "books" of Magnus's opus are described as HUGE, we're never told how many volumes there are. The Book of Lorgar, on the other hand, is described as being hundreds of volumes long, and he plans on giving copies to each of his traitor brothers. One wonders when they would find the time to read them.
- Roboute Guilliman's Codex Astartes, which he wrote in an attempt to predict every possible battlefield situation and how Space Marines should act in such situations, and also covers such subjects as unit markings and launching planetary invasions. Certain chapters consider the Codex to be holy scripture and have their initiates memorize sections of it, impressive considering that some sections are hundreds of pages long.
- Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder is not in and of itself a doorstopper. However, the flavor text references various in-universe works of Twilight, and one of the most commonly referenced is Of Ponies And Peril which has at least 128 chapters and required a flow chart at one point.
- The "Very Holy Book" in Munchkin comes with a cart to move it around in, and is almost as tall as the priest carting it around. Given the nature of the game, it is probably used to whack monsters over the head with.
- It could be assumed that higher-level magic tomes (particularly Dark/Elder magic ones) in the Fire Emblem games could be an ingame example, since the weight of an equipped weapon (be it sword, axe, lance, bow or tome) may impact on the wielder's speed stat, which affects factors such as their dodge rate and whether or not they can attack twice (all depending on the character's constitution, or physical size). For instance, Canas, your only allied dark magic wielder in Fire Emblem 7, has a base constitution stat of 8, and the strongest tome he can equip (Gespenst) has a weight stat of 20, meaning that, if equipped, his speed stat will be reduced by 12 in battle, which is nearly half of his theoretical maximum speed. To put it this way, the BFS Durandal has a weight of 16 and the massive axe Armads has 18. Gespent beats them both. In Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, there's another tome, Gleipnir, just as heavy as Gespenst. The wielder would probably deal more damage throwing it at the enemies!
- Lezard Valeth from Valkyrie Profile refers to the Philosopher's Stone as "a ten billion page codex". That is a pretty massive book.
- In Dragon Age II, take a look at Bethany's sleeping area (if you are Warrior!Hawke or Rogue!Hawke, not sure about Mage!Hawke). There's a book that you can examine for a codex update. The book is enormous - it's not a coffee table book, it IS the coffee table.
- In the game Floor 13, when you assassinate an Albanian troublemaker, his thousand page book wouldn't be published, saving a few trees and improving the popularity of the Prime Minister.
- Played with in Mass Effect: Andromeda. During one side task Ryder gets a full copy of Angaran law, which is well over 5000 pages, but it's provided in the form of an ordinary datapad.
- Future Histoire of Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory mentions that a plot-relevant function is located on page 141,006 of her user's manual. It's assumed that there are many, many more pages, considering it took her three days using her index to find the information in the first place.
- In Dragon Quest VIII, there exists a book that, if Hero should pick it up, rather than giving an excerpt of its content reads "This book is so weighty Hero's arms begin to tire from holding it."
- In Borderlands 2 Sir Hammerlock can be heard advertising his Almanac, which will either teach you how to stop a Stalker (by informing you of their vulnerable mouths) or let you stop a Stalker by throwing the literal book at it. Apparently Hammerlock ensured that there are enough pages to knock one out stone cold on contact!
- In Paper Mario: Color Splash, you can find a really thick book titled "The Internet (Print Edition)" on the shelves at Dark Bloo Inn.
- Parodied in Darths & Droids with the rulebook for grappling being (apparently) so large they actually comment on the size.
- Homestuck, in addition to making a hefty book by itself, contains several in-universe and in-in-universe examples as well:
- John's unabridged copy of "Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolty and Practical Japery" is described as being big enough to kill a cat if dropped on it. His Nanna died in an incident involving an unabridged version of said book, a ladder, and a meteor. The book also kills a Shale Imp when it's accidentally dropped at one point. And it does eventually end up falling on and killing Jaspers while he is in the Alpha universe.
- Another Doorstopper is seen later, this time a guide for the "~ATH" programming language.
- More doorstoppers appear in a Show Within a Show Within A Show "Complacency of the Learned". "Complacency" itself is a doorstopper series, and a stack of six books is half the height of Roxy's sprite, or roughly half a meter. While in those books, Frigglish is cursed to write out his knowledge by Calmasis, which becomes quite incomprehensible, and Calmasis ends up killing Frigglish with his own books. For added bit of irony, Jaspers, who ended up being killed by Colonel Sassacre's book, was renamed Frigglish by Roxy.
- Crossover Wars: Scale's armor has a rather heavy manual.
- Mentioned in a Nodwick comic where Artax uses a Robert Jordan novel as a bludgeon.
- Goblins had a cutaway gag strip to an Alternate Universe known as the Rothfuss reality.
Alternate-Universe-Complains-of-Names: Wait, this isn't a brick, it's a book.
Alternate-Universe-Fumbles: "Sequel to The Name of The Wind". Hey Dies, isn't that the book you're... um... wearing?
- Mentioned in A Game of Roleplay where it is remarked that the backstory for A Song of Ice and Fire is larger than a cat.
- Which makes sense considering the books combined length.
- Neopets often has very large books that fit this trope, often with a spine that is comically taller than the cover's height, for example this Big Book of Verb Conjugation.
- Carmilla the Series: The student handbook at Silas University is 700 pages long. Which Laura did not read. She used it as a doorstop.
- If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device: The Book of Judgement is already ridiculously huge, and grows at an even more ridiculous rate every day until the Emperor outright outlaws the drafting of new laws to put a hasty end to it. Rogal Dorn's severely outdated copy already has a spine bigger than he is, and he occasionally uses it as a support beam for his various forts. This carries some unnerving implications, considering the parchment in that one is human skin.
- Parodied in one episode of The Simpsons in which an "Angelica Button" book leaves an indent in asphalt when thrown out a car window.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:
Twilight Sparkle: This is the most complete...
- In "The Crystal Empire", Twilight has a copy of "The Magical Compendium, Volumes 1-36", it's as big as a door, and true to the bit in the intro about "being able to crush small children", her young dragon assistant, Spike, is indeed crushed underneath it when he attempts to catch it.
- In "Testing, Testing, 1 2 3", Twilight Sparkle presents Rainbow Dash with a huge book while helping her study for the written portion of the entrance exam to the Wonderbolt Reserves.
Rainbow Dash: And ginormous!
Twilight Sparkle: ...book on the history of the Wonderbolts.
- In The Smurfs episode "Calling Dr. Smurf", Brainy gave Smurfette an autographed copy of Quotations of Brainy Smurf 20th Edition, which was a pretty heavy book for Smurfette to carry.
- The Spongebob Squarepants episode "Grandma's Kisses" had a scene where Spongebob's grandmother read Patrick a small children's book. In contrast, she gives Spongebob a book that's almost as tall as he is.
- In Time Squad, the Chinese philosopher Confucius was writing long-winded books that were so huge and heavy that you could break the ground with them.