- Marge Arita: a female agent. Arita is a Japanese surname, so I'd fancast this hypothetical agent as being played by Karen Fukuhara (who played a Katana in Suicide Squad (2016)).
- There is an Asian female Statesman agent, but she's never given a name on screen.
- Perhaps Sake?
- Marge Arita aka Agent Sake? They did that with Whiskey (real name Jack Daniels).
- There is an Asian female Statesman agent, but she's never given a name on screen.
- Desi Daru: an Indian-American agent. He could also be called Desi Sharaab. He might either be a Bollywood Nerd Captain Ersatz of Q or a total aversion of that, being a muscular man who solves everything with his fists.
- The Lager Quadruplets: a group of fraternal quadruplets who work as a team unit. The four members have the individual codenames Pal, Goldie, Amber, and Darko; each derived from the four different kinds of Lager beers.
- Franzia (a brand of wine)
- Applejack as former or deceased member (the secret of making true applejack was lost with Prohibition).
- Martini
- If a female agent, name her Vesper. For full irony points, have her be a teetotaler, making her a Dry Martini.
- Captain Morgan: A male agent, well versed with bladed weapons. Probably has a Cool Boat.
- Merlot
- The Moscow Mule. The Big Guy and a Boisterous Bruiser. Possibly a Russian immigrant or descended from them (although the drink has no relation to Russia at all).
- Alternate idea: a redhead named Buck. Because one of the ingredients is ginger beer, and another name for the Moscow mule is the vodka buck.
- Sam Adams
- Boilermaker. If an Irish American, they'd alternately be Irish Carbomb. Expect full Lampshade Hanging from the Kingsmen agents both over the inaccuracy and tastelessness of the nickname.
- Or as an alternative, the Statesmen are adrenaline junkies who are all about insane stunts with an over-reliance on technology rather than genuine skill.
- Jossed: The Statesmen overall have very similar attitudes about their line of work to their British counterparts, other than having a bit of a Western theme.
- I'm going to have to Jossed over Halle Berry as Da Chief. She's the tech support like Merlin.
- In the second trailer, it looks like he's on Eggsy' side. Unless Poppy intentionally put him there to spy on them.
- Jossed. Harry was treated at the scene of his death by Ginger and Jack Daniels. Ginger's nanite technology repair his brain, but he was left with partial amnesia and his mind is back to an occupation he had as a butterfly researcher prior to joining the army. He regains his memory by the end though.
- Alternatively, she could be Faking the Dead when it happens, and come back in the third act.
- I'm going with undercover myself.
- Churchmen, in Rome or the Catholic world in general. They either wear even more stylish suits (and designer glasses in all probability) or else they dress as priests (the Pope does have an official tailor, for the record; see Gammarelli).
- Churchmen's agents would be named after religious figures from the Bible. The head of the organization would have the code-name "Christ".
- More specifically, they'd probably be named after Saints.
- Salarymen in Japan, in their crisp white company-man button-downs-and-ties.
- Salarymen's agents would be named after various samurai or ninjas from Japanese history.
- Their equipment is weaponized office supplies.
- A potential villain to oppose the Japanese branch could be a female Salarymen agent that tries to flirt with a male Salarymen agent, and she goes complete Yandere when she is rejected.
- Familymen in the Native-American community in general.
- Familymen's agents will have code-names referencing spirit animals.
- Chairmen in China (is that in bad taste?)
- Maybe Chinaman (or is that an even worse name choice)? They would have Chinese paper fans, with a funky HQ located in Chinatown, er... China. Commonly used Chinese codenames being Eastern Zodiac.
- Dandymen in South Africa; Swenkas in eye-searing brightly colored suits (at least I didn't say Tribesmen).
- South Africa has two branches, one for the black and one for the white.
- Dandymen's agents would be named after characters from various African Mythologies.
- Rangermen in Australia
- Or "Bushmen"
- Agents of Rangermen/Bushmen would be named after animals that are common in Australia.
- Clansmen in either Ireland or Scotland, in full tartan.
- Personally, I'd go with "Scotsman" in Scotland (just to avoid any potential confusion with the "clansman with a K" types), with the HQ deep under Edinburgh Castle.
- Scottsman's agents would be named after icons from Scottish history.
- Wiseman in Israel, dressing as synagogue workers.
- The agents for Wisemen would be named after figures in the Torah, or characters from Jewish Folklore.
- Workmen in Russia. After all, no kings, no church, no decadent aristocracy... only workers in a worker state.
- The incas in Peru: They would look more like peasants from the Peruvian mountains and would have as code names members of the Inca royalty.
- Their agents would be named after ANYTHING that originated or is popular in Russia.
- Presumably there are other branches that simply use the name "Kingsman", likely in Europe. In fact, I'd posit that France had both a Kingsman and a Churchman who were frequently in competition, the heads of each being respectively called Treville and Richelieu.
- Showmen in India, with the agency having the cover of a Bollywood movie studio. The members have Hindi language Colorful Theme Naming that correspond with the color that they primarily wear and are led by Mr. Neela, played by Shah Rukh Khan.
- Woodsmen in Canada. They wield explosive maple syrup, laser bladed skiing equipment, titanium hockey sticks, "smoke bombs" that explode into red maple leaves, and robotic lumberjack axes that safely return to them after they throw them (like Captain America's shield). They dress in outfits that vary wildly in design (referencing Canada's diversity) but always include a bit of flannel as a reference to their founder. Said founder was a female lumberjack named Paula Boyle who was codenamed Babe (Yes, I know Paul Bunyan is an American character, but it fits the lumberjack idea).
- Woodsmen's agents would be named after Hockey Players.
- Bulletmen in South Korea.
- Their agents would have codenames inspired by historical heroic Koreans.
- Grimmsmen in Germany.
- Those agents might be named after German Composers.
- Their front group would be an association of writers and poets, and their codenames would be literary characters. Their leader would be Erlkoenig.
- Revolutionmen in France.
- Their agents would be named after heroes from French History.
- Folkmen in Ireland.
- Their agents would be named after Irish Polytheistic gods.
- Bullmen in Spain.
- Their code-names would be made referring to swords and sword-fighting, swords being used in the stereotypically Spanish bullfighting, and the Spanish city of Toledo being famous for it's blades.
- Warriormen in Mexico.
- Their agents would have codenames based on wrestlers, especially lucha-libre wrestlers.
- They would use a few gadgets based on sports equipment, but focus more on wrestling moves.
- Soldiermen in Norway.
- Soldiermen's agents would be named after iconic vikings.
- Travelmen in Sweden.
- Travelmen's agents would be named after various character from Norse Mythology.
- Bisomen in the Philippines.
- Bisomen's agents will have code-names based on basketball players.
- Playermen in Brazil.
- Playermen's agents would have code-names based on soccer players.
- Artsmen in Italy.
- Artsmen's agents would be named after historical Italian painters.
- Resistancemen in North Korea.
- Ironically, their agents would be named after anything NOT from Korea.
- Freedommen in Cuba.
- Their agents will be named after various Latin mythological monsters.
- Sultanmen in Turkey.
- Their code-names would be based on historical Sultans and historical Turkish presidents.
- It's already somewhat confirmed in the first film, they stated that the candidate who 'died' in the first test was a researcher in their German branch, didn't they?
- Tejomen in Columbia.
- Their agents would have code-names named after different guns (Tejo is a throwing sport that involves gunpowder).
- Hillsmen as a sub-division of NATO.
- Their cover would be an international movie studio.
- They would have code-names after movie characters from movies that are NOT adaptations.
- Sunmen in Rwanda.
- Their agents would have code-names based on names of cultural objects iconic to Rwandan culture.
- Unitymen as a sub-division of the UN.
- Their cover would be an international video game company.
- They would have code-names based on video game weapons.
- Cookingmen in Ukraine.
- Their codenames would be based on popular Ukrainian food.
- Hasn't been answered one way or another. Guess we gotta wait for a possible threequel for that. Oh, and by the way, yes, Michael Gambon was Arthur.
- And there was one thing we didn't consider. Eggsy may have to resign as Galahad. Kinda hard to be a spy and a public figure.
- Jossed: There's no post-credits stinger.
- Jesus Christ that is so Jossed. I don't think anyone saw his plot twist coming.
- Jossed. Poppy is injected with a dose of her own drugs by Eggsy and overdoses after giving him the code to distribute the antidote
- Pretty much exactly how it happened.
- ....ish? He's not working for Poppy, per se, but he does more or less side with the president that the junkies should die.
- Jossed.
- Confirmed
- I know this is probably just a coincidence, but there was a trailer for Darkest Hour before this troper's screening, somewhat of a Winston Churchill origin film/war movie. Winston Churchill's "The End of the Beginning" speech is also quoted in the denouement.
- I think it's implied that the Churchill family bankrolled the Statesmen's espionage sideline.
- Unless Eggsy dons a newly-made Kingsman synthetic mask from now on during spy missions.
- Possibly jossed. They're played by the same actor, but the President in Kingman has a noticeably strong Southern accent, something his National Treasure counterpart lacks.
- Alternate idea: he founds the Swedish branch of Kingsman.
- Alternatively, it may have the original scenes of the President pre-reshoots.
- Both of the above are Jossed by DVD/Blu-Ray release.
- I'm just gonna point out that Kingsman is exposed. Ain't no way authorities didn't go through the wreckage and find the secret passageway, or sifted through HQ wreckage and not find the spy equipment.
The only problem I can think of is the fact that Statesman's founders did have Kingsman tailors, but I have always assumed Kingsman existed as a tailors before a spy organisation, and if the founders were relatively young when they started Statesman, say in their forties, then they could have still been alive when Kingsman was founded.
- That's no mere assumption. Harry did say back in the first movie they were tailors first.
- Statesman was probably the reason the Confederacy never succeeded in annexing Kentucky.
Their US counterpart, the Statesmen, support their team of New Old West cowboy agents by selling whiskey. It's apparently really good whiskey, but the most expensive whiskey bottled in the US costs about $80 — and the economics of selling hundreds of thousands of bottles every year mean they're a nationwide label, with a skyscraper office building in New York as well as their headquarters under their Kentucky distillery, which is much nicer than Kingsman's.
In the third movie, a third IIA will be revealed; the source of the Augmented Reality technology both agencies use. They support their efforts through... IT consulting. And given how they provide a couple dozen bucks of service hundreds of thousands of times daily, they're global, with one thousand agents. Say hello to Aleph and Miranda Zero for us, Eggsy.