A type of Room Shuffle where the adults need some alone time but there are kids in the room. The adults will disguise an attempt to make the kids go away as a game, an errand, or something like that. With a bit of luck, it'll work.
Despite the obvious subtext in the explanation above, this trope doesn't only apply to sexual situations; G-rated examples include, but are not limited to, times when the adults need to talk about something the kids probably won't take too well (e.g. the death of a friend), or when they just need a break from playing with the kids.
- Paige did something like this to Jason in FoxTrot. During a game of freeze tag, he was left "frozen" in the yard while she went inside to watch TV.
- Also happens with Peter sending Jason and Marcus out to play hide-and-seek so he can have some alone time with Denise.
- A strip of Calvin and Hobbes had Hobbes counting as the "it" for hide-and-seek. The strip cuts to Calvin hiding behind a barrel, but after a while, Hobbes never shows up. Calvin gets suspicious and runs up to his room, where he catches Hobbes reading his comic books.
- Steven Universe: The Movie: Played for Drama in Spinel's backstory. She was created to be a "playmate" of Pink Diamond, who grew tired of how clingy she was and left her behind in Pink's garden when Pink went to found her first colony. Pink ordered Spinel to wait, under the pretense that it was one of their games, and apparently forgot about her. For six thousand years, and it wasn't until Spinel caught Steven's transmission from the start of the movie that she realized she'd been abandoned. She snaps immediately.
- Lampshaded in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan when Carol Marcus wants to have a private talk with Captain Kirk without her son David or the others listening in.
Carol Marcus: David, why don't you show Dr. McCoy and the Lieutenant our idea of food? [snip]
David Marcus: This is just to give us something to do, isn't it. Come on.
- While playing a game with the kids outside in Nacho Libre, Ignacio decides to talk to the hot new nun, Encarnacion.
Ignacio: OK kids, new game. (dropkicks ball) Go get it!
- Done in Life Is Beautiful to save the life of the narrator as the panicking Germans are executing every concentration camp prisoner they can get their hands on.
- In the 2009 film The Blackout, Daniel and Elizabeth Pierce send their son, Tyler, down to the basement of their tenement ostensibly to get Christmas presents, but actually to get some alone time. Sadly, they're unaware that the monsters are entering the building through the basement drains...
- There is one about mother and father who wanted to have sex really bad, but their little son was at home. In order to get rid of him for long enough, they asked him to go to the balcony and look what all the neighbours were doing in the building across the street, reporting everything back to them so that they would know he was still at the balcony. While they were getting busy, their son's was heard describing what he saw: "There is a cat resting at an open window... And there's an old lady watering her flowers... And there's a little girl on a balcony, I bet her parents are fucking too".
- Rodney Dangerfield used a variation of this in his standup.
"My father used to play a game with me, it was called 'Hide and Go Fuck Yourself.'"
- Happened in The Tamuli. Mirtai, a former slave, is telling her life-story as part of a 'ritual of passage into adulthood', and when she gets to a certain point, she asks the young princess Danae to fetch her some water, since all the talking has made her thirsty. Naturally, this heralds the beginning of a slightly more sordid part of her tale, which wasn't really appropriate for children. When one of the younger knights, a Chaste Hero if there ever was one, starts to flinch, she suggests that maybe he should go help Danae look for water. Since Danae is actually a reincarnation of the Child-Goddess Aphrael, she knows exactly what's going on, could still easily listen in if she wanted to, and is unlikely to be shocked by anything humans get up to. So she basically just played along, returning with water just when the story left the naughtier subject-matter, while at the same time making it clear that she was well aware of why she'd been asked to go.
- Happens to Crying Wind as she explains in her autobiography My Searching Heart. She takes a while to get wise to the fact that nobody's looking for her, and swears to never play childrens' games again. When she becomes a mother, she must relearn these games.
- An episode of The Cosby Show has Cliff send Olivia upstairs to find his slippers because he doesn't want to play with her. He then tells her to find his yellow robe. However, Olivia becomes wise to his game because Rudy tells her that she's being tricked.
- Possibly referenced, at the end of the Full House episode "Girls Will Be Boys", if Michelle's words to Aaron before he goins Michelle and their fellow peers are any indication.
Michelle: "Okay, we'll play Hide-and-Seek. You hide and we'll try to find you. (Beat) Maybe."
- In the first season of Last Comic Standing, the other comics tricked Dat Phan (the eventual winner) into a game of hide-and-seek, waited for him to hide, and then went about their business as before.
- Brought up on Malcolm in the Middle when Craig and Dewey are playing hide-and-seek. Dewey uncovers Craig hiding (fairly visibly) behind the curtains. When Craig says that no one's ever found him before, Dewey tells him it's because he's such a good hider.
- In the Married... with Children episode "Blond and Blonder", Peg suggests that they play Twister while the kids are away. Al suggests a game of hide-and-go-seek instead, with Peg and Marcy doing the hiding. Al and Jefferson turn on the TV the moment they are sure Peg and Marcy are out of the room.note
- Played for laughs in Reba when Barbra Jean plays hide-and-seek with Henry so she can be alone.
- Occurs in Scrubs when the Janitor is taking pictures of Doctor Cox playing dangerously with his son and a young girl spots him. He starts asking her to make silly faces for his camera:
Janitor: Look happy... now look sad... now look like you're going away...
- The final sequence of What Remains of Edith Finch is a flashback to 11-year-old Edith. Her mother Edie and her great-grandmother Dawn start arguing, so Edie tells her about some (probably non-existent) present in the hallway. The trope is subverted in that in the end she clarifies that she sends Edith away because they are arguing.
- Homestar Runner: In the Strong Bad Email "hiding", Strong Bad mentions that he's occasionally used hide-and-seek to keep Homestar out of his face, but he occasionally forgets that he's tried this ploy... for weeks, or even months, at a time.
Strong Bad: (on finding Homestar in his bath tub) Homestar, what are you doing in here?!
Homestar Runner: Remember last spring when you asked if I wanted to play hide-'n'-seek?
Strong Bad: But I've taken at least three baths since then...
Homestar Runner: (weary) Oh, I've been in here...
- Red vs. Blue uses this in Caboose's Image Song Your Best Friend. Apparently,"hide-and-don't-seek" is Church's favorite game.
- Adventure Time: In "Hot to the Touch", an accidental example is used to Hand Wave where the Never-Ending Pie-Throwing Robot went off to after his premiere episode "What is Life?"
N.E.P.T.R.: I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion! 15 months, 4 days, and 9 hours, and you guys could not find me. Haha!
Jake: Oh plops, we forgot about the game!
- Almost Naked Animals: In "The Night Shift", Bunny does this to ditch Howie; telling him to count up to a ridiculously high number while she goes off to bed.
- In Camp Lazlo, Scoutmaster Lumpus wants to spend the day fishing, and tries to convince the scouts that "You can help me by NOT helping me." Of course, this results in Lumpus actually needing help...
- On one episode of Monsters vs. Aliens (2013), Dr. Cockroach gets B.O.B. to play hide-and-seek so he can go away and let him work on a rocket to destroy an asteroid before it hits Earth. Unfortunately, B.O.B.'s hiding place is the fuel tank for the rocket, and so he ends up inside the rocket itself as it is about to launch.
- On The Simpsons, Bart uses this as a pause button for his reluctant play-date with Ralph Wiggum, giving himself a chance to clean the syrup stains off of all his toys.
Ralph: I've been in [the hallway closet] for two hours, and Bart still hasn't finded me!
- In Timon & Pumbaa, Timon uses this to get rid of Pumbaa Jr. in "Never Neverglades."
- In an episode of The Weekenders, Tino's divorced parents need to discuss him. Tino obligingly goes upstairs. "I'll just go organize my collection of Things That Aren't My Parents Having A Private Conversation."