Once Upon a Time, there was a little girl called Goldilocks whose hair was the color of gold. One day, she took a walk in the woods and came to a house where three bears lived - a papa bear, a mama bear and a baby bear. The bears weren't home, but they'd left their door unlocked, and so Goldilocks came in.
There were three bowls of porridge she tasted. Papa Bear's was too hot, Mama Bear's was too cold, but Baby Bear's was just right. Goldie ate Baby Bear's food, for she was hungry. Then there were three chairs she tested. Papa Bear's was too hard, Mama Bear's was too soft, but Baby Bear's was just right or it would've been if it hadn't broken under her.
Then there were three beds she tested. Papa Bear's was too hard, Mama Bear's was too soft, but Baby Bear's was just right, and she fell asleep there.
Then the bears came home. They saw the evidence of the break-in, the eating of porridge, the sitting in chairs, the sleeping in beds. Goldilocks didn't wake up until they got there, so you can guess how it ends.
Like many Fairy Tales, this one has evolved over the years. According to that other wiki, the original tale was probably that of Scrapfoot the vixen (as in a fox), who was an unwelcome guest at the bears' castle (yes, you read right. Castle). Robert Southey apparently heard this tale from an uncle and was the first to publish it. However, he accidentally thought it was the wrong kind of vixen, which got her changed into a mean old woman who, after not being invited around to the bears' place, decides to go check it out for herself. She falls out the window and is never seen again. Goldilocks as we know her only turns up in Joseph Cundall's version 12 years later and only to stop confusion with other old ladies in other fairy tales. Nor was she the only little girl; for a long time, she was dubbed Silverhair (and George MacDonald did a Shout-Out to the tale in The Golden Key by that title).
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As with other fairy tales, we have seen Goldie and the bears get fractured until they are shattered. Notable adaptations include Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears and the Terrytoons version, the latter of which is notable for making the bears Italian, replacing the porridge with spaghetti, and giving us "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT!". We've also seen her get added to the lineup of the Dark Parables, which makes her not only an adult, but an Action Girl, and a supporting villain in Fables where she's a terrorist for hire.note
This story provides examples of:
- Adaptational Heroism: In the oldest versions of the story, Goldilocks was an unnamed older woman who broke into the house out of spite, since they refused to let her in. Where the bears punished her by trying to burn and drown her. When it didn't work, they impaled her on a steeple. Later versions of the story have Goldilocks being a naive child who didn't what she was getting herself in to. Causing the bears to either scare her off or befriend her.
- Adaptational Villainy: The bears are often depicted as the villains despite being heroes in the older versions. They are often depicted as bears who maul an idiotic child to death for breaking into their home. Other Versions have Goldilocks being saved from the bears.
- An Aesop: Usually along the lines of, Don't break into people's houses and use their things without permission. Especially if they're talking bears.
- Bears Are Bad News: For Goldilocks, anyway. Though she brought it upon herself by breaking into their house.
- Beary Friendly: The bears are usually shown as a quiet little family, just understandably annoyed at Goldilocks for messing with their things.
- Bowdlerize: In most recent tellings of the story, especially for children, the bears either scare Goldilocks away, or make her apologize using their things without permission. In earlier versions of the story, they were... not so nice.
- Bullying a Dragon: The earliest version of the story has the protagonist already being aware that the homeowners were bears. Rather than, accidentally finding an abandoned house and not knowing who the occupants were.
- Catchphrase: Baby Bear: "My X is just right!"
- Character Name and the Noun Phrase: Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
- Dumb Blonde: What else would you call a girl who enters a house without permission, steals food, breaks furniture, and then goes to sleep at the scene of the crime?
- One owned by bears no less.
- Fairy Tale
- Fractured Fairy Tale: Many, but arguably the two best known are from Fables and Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes. And Goldie & Bear is an entire animated Disney series featuring Goldilocks (Goldie) and Baby Bear (now just Bear) as the main characters.
- Funny Animals: The Bears live in a house, sit in chairs, sleep in beds, and eat porridge!
- Idiot Hero: In the earlier versions, Goldilocks deliberately broke into the house out of spite despite knowing the homeowners were a trio of bears. In recent versions, Goldilocks was reimagined as a child who entered a (seemingly) abandoned home in the woods and simply didn't know the owners were bears. Still, it's not the best idea to do what she did.
- Karma Houdini: Goldilocks does manage to get away in some variants. Dahl explicitly mentioned this. Though it is just a little girl who got lost in the woods and thoughtlessly used some of their accommodations so perhaps this trope is a little harsh.
- Meaningful Name: Goldilocks has locks of golden hair. (Or in older variants, Silverhair.) Not to mention Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear.
- Nuclear Family: Mama, Papa, and Baby Bear, who live in a nice little house in the forest.
- Oral Tradition
- Painting the Medium: The original literary telling by Robert Southey represented the three bears' voices with different fonts and text sizes. Many later adaptations have followed suit.
- Rule of Three: Three bears, three bowls of porridge, three chairs, three beds.
- Schmuck Banquet: Three bowls of freshly-cooked porridge just sitting there unattended? Eh, what could go wrong. (An Unbuilt Trope in this story, because the meal wasn't specifically set there to lure passing humans; Goldilocks was just greedy.)
- In one Bugs Bunny story, the bears did intend to lure someone. Bugs becomes their victim because Mama Bear made carrot soup instead of porridge.
- Sleeping Single: Implied how else could Papa Bear's bed be too hard, but Mama Bear's too soft? (Of course, nowadays there are beds with adjustable hardnesses on each side, but still.) It should be noted that in the earliest versions of the story, the bears were not identified as a family unit, so them all sleeping in different beds made more sense.
- Super Window Jump: How Goldilocks makes her escape, in most tellings.
- Swiss Cheese Security: Goldilocks has no difficulty getting into the bears' house. In most tellings the bears leave the door open while they go out.
- Too Dumb to Live: Hey, look, a mysterious unlocked house in the middle of the creepy woods. Lets go inside!
- Vegetarian Carnivore: The bears are introduced cooking a meal of porridge. Technically bears are omnivorous, but literary scholars have pointed out the vegetarian meal serves the narrative function of helping young readers feel less worried that the bears will eat Goldilocks.
- Villain Has a Point: You can't really blame the bears for what they do to the protagonist. She invaded their home, broke their stuff, ate their food and stole one of their beds.
- Villain Protagonist: Goldilocks is a home intruder who spends most of the story actively committing unlawful entry and vandalism of private property.