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How Wonder Woman 1984 Should Have Ended
- When Diana and Trevor decide not to do it, realizing it would be wrong to force a man to get laid without his consent, namely the guy Steve's possessing, we get a cut to the guy Steve's possessing inside his head, tied up and surrounded by the emotions from Inside Out.Handsome Guy: I CONSENT! I CONSENT! (sobs uncontrollably)
- HISHE seems to remember the Monkey's Paw drawbacks of wishing on the Dreamstone, resulting in Maxwell Lord's wish to "be the Dreamstone itself" literally turning him into the stone.Max: Aw nuts.
- The various scenes of Diana and Steve trying to fly the plane.
- The first time, they can't get it to fly because it doesn't have any gas.
- After they get the jet off the ground, Steve asks how far away Egypt is.
Diana: About 6000 miles.Steve: Alright, and how far can we get on a tank of gas?Diana: About.....1000 miles.(beat)Steve: Well poop, Diana!(the plane crashes into the ocean)- The third time, it simply goes way too fast before they can get off the ground.
- This exchange between Diana and Barbara.Diana: Are you a cat now?Barbara: Yeah, I'm a cat! What are you, a bird now?Diana: No!Barbara: You have wings though! You're flying!Diana: This is just special armor, I don't actually need the wings to fly. I'm sorry, did you wish to become a cat?Barbara: I actually wished to be like you.Diana: Why are you a cat then?!Barbara: Max gave me an upgrade! So technically, that makes me stronger than you now!Diana: No!Barbara: Stop flying and come down here so I can scratch you!Diana: No, I don't think I will.Barbara: Fine, I'll just fly up to you then!Diana: Cats can't fly, Barbara.
- And then Barbara does fly up and kill Diana. You and your big mouth, Diana.
- The following Villain Pub sequence reveals that Maxwell granted the wishes of many of the villains (it still takes place in The '80s).
- Palpatine wished for a new Death Star, but it already exploded.
- Megatron wished to be in a live action movie. He doesn't know what it'll cost, but he's excited anyway.
- Hans Gruber wished for all the money in the world, only for John Kreese to beat him up as Gruber having all the money means Kreese can't afford to run his dojo.
- General Zod wished for a rematch with Superman. It's not like he's going to get killed.
- Jason wishes to spend time with his dead mother.
- David Lo Pan wished for two wives with green eyes, but he instead got a pair of cyclopses with their eyes in random parts of their faces. When asked where the other eyes went, in walks Skeletor with those missing eyes.
- Arthur Fleck didn't wish for anything, he's just satisfied with the chaos erupting around him.
- Shenanigans going on in the background include a Gremlin pouncing on Pinhead wearing a goofy clown wig and Shredder running around with a paper shredder for a head. And Daleks are flying around uncontrollably.
- Steve Trevor gets Maxwell Lord to undo all the wishes. Cut to Wonder Woman in the present day, having an ice cream in a cafe with Asteria, and commenting on how much she messed up Handsome Man's life along with the wish consequences. We then find out that Handsome Man ended up becoming Shrivelled Face Man, though he doesn't mind. Then Batman shows up to invite Wonder Woman to redo the Justice League film via the Snyder Cut. He then tries unsuccessfully to invite Asteria into joining the Justice League, and get to know his secret identity, to which she replies by kicking the Batmobile backwards into a wall. Batman is then forced to ask Wonder Woman to transport him home instead... by giving him a flying piggy-back ride.
- The Stinger features Maxwell Lord's son visiting him, and Maxwell says, "This child is good..." He then pops behind his desk, pops back up with Grogu and says, "But he could be better!"
How WandaVision Should Have Ended
- After Ralph Bohner / Fake Pietro shows up, Vision went on to point out that he isn't her brother, and Wanda tells Bohner to not "get people's hopes up for a crossover".
- John Wick showing up after Agatha stated that she killed Sparky in order to kill her.
- Wanda telling Agatha that she doesn't need her to tell her who she is... BECAUSE SHE'S BATMAN!*
- Wonder Woman begs for Wanda to renounce her wish, but Wanda simply tosses her aside.
- Vision questions whether or not it was right to trap Agatha in her Agnes form, until Wanda brings up how she killed Sparky, at which point his stance takes a complete 180.
How Falcon and the Winter Soldier Should Have Ended
- Bucky's arm continuously falling off.
- The Super Cafe sequence in which Superman describes Sam and Bucky's relationship as identical to himself and Batman, complete with one of them (Bucky) totally wanting to date the other's (Sam) sister given the chance. Batman points out that Superman doesn't have a sister, but Superman asserts that if he did, Batman would date her because he's Batman.
- Bucky aping Batman's catchphrase, only for Sam to shoot the idea down.
How Godzilla vs Kong Should Have Ended
- When Kong enters his species' throne room, he is greeted by three other versions of himself, plus Donkey Kong. Not only that but as a reference to the 2005 film being directed by Peter Jackson, that version of Kong speaks with a New Zealand accent.
The Villain Pub: Into the Loki-verse
- The fact that the seven Loki variants' presence means that the opening credits start with "Starring Loki, Loki, Loki, Loki, Loki, Sylvie, Loki", with the rest of the cast all being lumped together in the final card.
- Captain Hook getting bitten by Alligator Loki.
- Making it doubly funny is that Tom Hiddleston did portray a variant of Hook.
- As Loki starts to recap the events from his own show, Joker asks Loki if he is on drugs.
- Voldemort complaining that Loki's recap about the events from his show are confusing. Loki then tell him that he didn't even started with the confusing part, to much Voldemort's annoyance.
- Miss Minutes suddenly appears after Loki's recap. When asked why she's here, Miss Minutes reveals that she's dating HAL 9000.
- Kingpin is accused of starting the multiverse trend, but Kingpin shifts the blame onto Reverse Flash since multiverses are all they do now.
- If anyone would know that "universes have been crossing over for centuries", it would be Judge Doom.
- This line by Thanos:
- Mobius M. Mobius walks in and gives an emotional speech about how exciting the debut of the multiverse is, but the villains quickly shut him down and Mobius decides to see himself out before Bowser can throw him out.
- Zod saying, "You should be on a jet ski right now!"
- Loki leaves the Pub and says "Enjoy your endless lists of possible replacements! I mean Variants."
- Voldemort runs into a female version of him, and falls in love with her.
How Black Widow Should Have Ended
- One of Natasha's deaths leads to her gravestone being labeled "Fanny Longbottom". The epitaph defensively points out that it was on her (fake) ID.
- Melina calling out Superman on his usual sitting position in the Super Cafe, telling him to sit up because he'll get "a back hunch".
- Batman and Alexei arm-wrestling (for Alexei wants Batman to "prove himself" before he can "date" Natasha), and Alexei isn't able to make any headway.Alexei: How are you doing this?Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!
- Batman's Inelegant Blubbering at Natasha's grave in The Stinger, which the subtitles refer to as "Bat-sobbing".
How The Suicide Squad Should Have Ended
How Shang-Chi Should Have Ended
- Superman drawing a question mark on Batman's cup of coffee.
How Venom: Let There Be Carnage Should Have Ended
- Mosquito Carnage.
How Spider-Man Should Have Ended
- The "here's a bright idea" guy makes his appearance during the school trip, advising the tour guide to make sure that they locate the genetically altered super-spider rather than just assume that, "someone else has gotten it taken care of". After they catch the spider (which is spotted by Peter), the "bright idea guy" is congratulated.Great job, new guy. You keep that up... you're really gonna go places!
- Aunt May firing guns at the Green Goblin.
