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How Terminator Dark Fate Should Have Ended
- While trapped underwater, Sarah explains how they'll blind the Rev-9 with a parachute once it gets close then escape. Instead, the Rev-9 simply waits them out.
The Avengers - Best Picture Summary 2020
- The Avengers spend the whole video complaining about not being nominated for best picture, despite almost literally swimming in money.
How Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Should Have Ended
- The thumbnail for the video already lampoons the fact that Rey and Kylo become a couple in the film, with Rey and Kylo appearing in the same light saber-wielding poses from the film's poster... except that here they're leaning over each other for a kiss, lips puckered up. With Palpatine doing the heart hand symbol behind of them.
- One word: REEEEEEEEYYYY!!!
- Palpatine trying to rehearse a dramatic entrance with the Sith spirits, trying to make them "extra spooky".
- Once again, Anakin starts gushing about familial relations when Palpatine offhandedly mentions Rey is his granddaughter, much to Palps' horrified annoyance. Ahsoka ends up questioning how it is possible Palps produced offspring, prompting Obi-Wan to answer that he prefers not to think on it.
- Anakin even addresses the Sith spirits and Snoke torsos in the background in his excited screechy voice.
- In a Call-Back to Attack of the Clones, Anakin ends up charging in headfirst to take on Palpatine midway through the Jedi's planning huddle... only to grab Palpatine and attempts to chuck him into the abyss the same way he did after returning to the Light Side at the end of Return of the Jedi. What makes this utterly hilarious is what he says when he throws Palpatine:Anakin: Execute Order FALL AND GO SPLAT!
After Palpatine falls into the abyss...
Anakin: WOOO! Chosen One!- Equally funny is Qui-Gon, who was the one to advocate for Anakin becoming a Jedi because he would fulfill the "Chosen One" prophecy, realizing that just picking Palpatine up and throwing him into a nearby abyss was how that prophecy ended up being fulfilled.
Qui-Gon: Well, that was....anti-climactic. - In the post credits scene, the final scene of the original movie is changed.Old woman: Who are you?
Rey: I'm Rey.
Old woman: Rey who?
Rey: Rey-venge of the Sith! Bow down to your new empress! Dark side!Loki: He's in denial, isn't he?
Palpatine: Everyone, Get Out!
How Frozen II Should Have Ended
- Queen Iduna calling out Elsa's journey to "Find who she's supposed to be", stating that's what she spent the entire first movie doing. Also refuting Elsa's idea she's the fifth spirit because ice is just a subset of water. When Elsa realizes the fifth element is love, she tries to claim the spot anyway, only for Iduna to yell "Not everything is about you!".
- "Show Yourself" somehow goes from Elsa realizing that the fifth element is love to different elements randomly joining the gang at the cave, including Aang. By the elements' powers combined, Captain Planet joins in!
- The ending is revealed to have taken place at Superman's Fortress of Solitude.
How Sonic the Hedgehog Should Have Ended
- During the climax, Tails pulls an "On your left!" for Sonic to call in a lot of their True Companions from the games. Robotnik calls them out for ripping off Avengers: Endgame, before summoning robot versions of Jim Carrey's past roles (even Vera DeMilo and Fire Marshall Bill!) to even the odds. What follows is a fight that's as ridiculously awesome as it sounds.
- Shadow's voice is, unsurprisingly, just a more emotional HISHE!Batman's.
- When the Badnik Carreys are scrapped by Sonic and pals, Robotnik cuts in and starts ranting that he's supposed to be the one on top until Wade suddenly shoots him in the head from offscreen and causes his Eggpod to unceremoniously crash.
- Robotnik's response to the above is an almost quiet "Goshdarnit!" of all things.
- Everyone else's response is a natural "what just happened" expression, so Wade tries clearing things up:Wade: I got 'im! I'm sorry, he was just blowing up the town so I just thought... I'm a cop, and I-- I have a gun, so... I'm sorry, we just don't need any more chaos.
(cut over to Chaos looking sad and collapsing)
- The inevitable Mythology Gag to a Mushroom Planet getting mentioned: When Sonic warps there, the first person to meet him was Mario. Sonic was not amused to see him. From enthusiasm to Flat Joy in an instant.Sonic: This place isn't so bad, it's actually kinda cool! Wonder what kinda people live he—oh, it's you.
Mario: It's-a me, Mario! - For The Stinger, we have the iconic "do you have your child in that bag" gag from the movie, except the bystanders actually try to do something about it this time:Bystander: (holding up a phone) Yeah, this is very strange behavior. I would just hate myself if I didn't call the police right now.
Tom: Oh, it's okay, I am the police!
(Beat as the bystanders look even more horrified)
Bystander: ...I'm just gonna call it in anyways.
The Villain Pub - Palpatine's Quarantine
- The basic concept alone (a Sith Lord goes into quarantine) is enough on its own, really.
How Birds Of Prey Should Have Ended
- The opening narration:
- Harley Quinn: They say if you wanna tell a story straight, you gotta start right at the beginning... Or, you know, just write a different ending and then complain later on YouTube. (a brick from the ACE factory falls on Harley and knocks her out while she walks towards the camera)
- Dinah successfully convinces Roman that it's Victor Zsasz' fault Roman lost his diamond, and Roman, disappointed that Victor lied to him, orders him to cut off his own face. Victor's feeble "But...I don't want to," really sells it.
- The GCPD police all Zerg Rush Harley instead of attacking her individually, ensuring she gets put behind bars. "Aw, nuts!"
- In the "But This Is How It Really Should Have Ended", Batman appears out of nowhere, stealing Harley's big moment by knocking Roman over, grabbing Cassandra, and grappling away with her, telling the disgruntled girl, "You're supposed to be Batgirl!", echoing a lot of fans' complaints about this version of Cassandra Cain being In Name Only. Also, Roman still gets blown up by the grenade Cass planted on him.
- In the after credits, Batman shows up at the cafe where the Birds Of Prey are meeting, presenting them with the diamond, and warning them to wash their hands thoroughly after touching it. He then tries to chat up all three of them in turn, and gets shot down repeatedly: Huntress pulls a crossbow on him, Renee bluntly tells him Sorry, I'm Gay, and Black Canary... you can tell what she does to him. Cut to the Super Cafe, where Superman acknowledges that Batman's Casanova Wannabe status has reached an all-time high by simply saying, "So, you struck out?" And then Bruce the Hyena shows up outside!
How Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended
- The opening narration. Spider-Man swings through the streets of New York, musing on how he loves Mary Jane but can't let anyone find out he's Spider-Man. And then, he swings in through the window of the law offices of Harmattan, Burton, & Smith to deliver the pizzas he's picked up from the street, and the secretary working there finds out he's Spider-Man right away.
- The Call-Forward to How Spider-Man 3 Should Have Ended. The Osborn family butler tells Harry the truth about his father before he tries stabbing Peter, and Harry pretends to fire him. Then, Peter in civilian clothes walks past the Superhero Cafe window in a slow, silly manner, and Superman and Batman notice him and hope he doesn't do anything else like that later on.
- The "here's a bright idea" guy advises Otto Octavius to make sure his audience stands at a safe distance away while he's doing his fusion experimenting. In this case, "safe distance" equals being on the rooftop of a building a whole road away from the laboratory. Otto irritably shouts "Is that distance safe enough for you?!" before testing out his reactor. And as per canon, it literally blows up in his face. At least his wife doesn't die this time.
- He shows up again during the train scene after Spider-Man is taken by Doc Ock with another "here's a bright idea" and takes off in a jetpack shouting "every man for himself" while the train crashes onto the pavement.
- Doctor Octopus accidentally gives Peter a Neck Snap with his disobedient arms, and goes to the Villain Pub to tell the other villains. While he's chatting with Joker and Skeletor, his arms are attacking other villains, beating Lord Farquaad into the ceiling, and harassing Ursula. Yes, a villain named after an octopus is irritating a villain who's actually part octopus.
- Peter's taunt of "Punch me, I bleed!" results in Nasal Trauma. Nice going, Peter.
- Mary Jane's Disposable Fiancé sadly watches her kiss Spider-Man right in front of him.John: Why are you making out with Spider-Man?! WHY ARE YOU MAKING OUT WITH SPIDER-MAN?!?
- Spider-Man defeats Doc Ock... by summoning his amazing friends, who set fire to Doc Ock!
How The Mandalorian Should Have Ended (Season 1)
- In Chapter 2, Mando after repairing his ship says this just before destroying the jawas' sand crawler.Hello Boys! I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK!!!
- In Chapter 3, Mando decides to interrogate Dr. Pershing before taking Baby Yoda back, shooting any Stormtroopers who try to interrupt. Whenever the scene cuts to Mando asking a new question, the pile of Stormtrooper corpses in the background grows progressively larger.What do you mean he's force sensitive?
What do you mean the emperor isn't dead!?
What do you mean the emperor had a girlfriend!?!
What do you mean those are called "Glasses"?! - In Chapter 4, Winta and her friends, as well as Omera, seize an opportunity to check out Mando's unmasked face.Mando: Okay. Now that she's gone, I'll just take off my helmet in front of this big window...
(Mando removes his helmet with a "pop!")
Mando: ...and enjoy this nice meal that was made for—
Kid: Hey, look! The new guy just took off his helmet right in the window!
(A bugged-out Mando winces)
Other Kids: "I see him too!" "Oh so that's what he looks like!" "Hi!" "Hi new guy!"
Omera: What was all that "This is the Way" talk? - In Chapter 5, Han Solo kills the poser Toro Callican, accusing him of taking his spot. Without the offer to hunt for Fennec Shand, Mando asks if the Cantina has any work for him. Cut to a shirtless Mando dancing for the patrons. When one asks for him to remove his helmet, he responds by firing his blaster. This scene even doubles as Accidentally-Correct Writing: Pedro Pascal worked as a go-go dancer
many, many years before he became the Mandalorian.
The Villain Pub: The Impostor
- The Joker killing Voldemort during a game of Among Us with a "Bang!" Flag Gun.
Voldemort: This sucks!
Joker: Ah ah ah, you can't talk when you're dead.
Mystique: Yeah, don't give him away! You're ruining the game for everyone else!
Voldemort: Good! If someone kills me, I will have my vengeance!
Zod: Well, now we all know it's Joker. Do-over?
Joker & Mystique: Do-over.
- Khan comparing Voldemort swearing revenge on Joker for killing him in the game to people posting spoilers in the comments.
- Nobody believes Palpatine when he says there's a killer among them. Only when he says there's an imposter in the Pub, then everyone gets it.
- The villains declare Thanos to be the Imposter and toss him into a pit of lava.
- When Khan and Mystique are found dead:
Zod: Oh no, it's KHAAAAAN! And Mystique.
Voldemort: I thought for sure it was going to be Mystique.
- Jason falling from the sky when he's accused of killing everyone.
- The Thing being accused, especially since Among Us was inspired by the film.
- The villains deduce that the Imposter can change his shape, just as Loki walks in wanting to play which causes them to throw him out.
- The resulting montage of villains getting thrown out.
Voldemort: (pointing at the Xenomorph climbing into a vent) I saw Alien vent! (Xenomorph gets thrown out)
Zod: Michael isn't taking out the trash! He's just standing there. (Michael gets thrown out)
Joker: (while Pennywise dances in the background) Pennywise keeps being Pennywise! (Pennywise gets thrown out)
Voldemort: There are too many threats to worry about! (The Terminator, the Predator, Cobra Commander, Chucky, Magneto, Ursula, and the Gremlins get thrown out)
- After finding Joker stabbed in the head, Palpatine immediately accuses Voldemort because he couldn't stand getting killed at the beginning.
- After Homelander reveals himself as the Impostor, HAL 9000 points it out mere moments later.
How Iron Man 2 Should Have Ended
- Batman and Black Widow get into a heavy make-out/bad guy beating session, which Nick Fury tries to get Superman to stop and do his "mind-erase" thing on them. Clark only does so when Bruce tells Natasha, "I'll leave DC for you!"
- Tony's growing frustration at not being able to do anything thanks to Natasha handling everything, in spite of being the star. By the end of the short, his only response is an angry "Pay attention to me!"
