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How Spider-Man: No Way Home Should Have Ended
- When the Green Goblin is restraining Peter and planning to kill May, Peter suddenly whips out his phone and texts MJ to push the Machina de Kadavus' button. She obliges, sending the Green Goblin back to his own universe. His last words are hilarious:
- Ned summons the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man... but it's Bully Maguire.
- When Strange is still trapped in a ton of webbing inside the Mirror Dimension, Wong emerges from a portal and offers some advice. Strange being Strange, he refuses to swallow his pride, leading to this hilarious exchange.Wong: Well, well. You want me to fix this?
Strange: No! Everything is fine!
Wong: Maybe you should start carrying a backup sling ring.
Strange: I don't want to hear about it! - The Raimi-verse Peter begins narrating once more as him and the other two Spider-Men swing around the Statue of Liberty. When the other two call out the Raimi-verse Peter about his narration, the villains decide to avert Talking Is a Free Action.Sandman: (smashes the three Spider-Men with a tsunami of sand) Where's the box?
Electro: Ha ha! You like that?
Lizard: Poor Peter Parkers! - Peter had Strange put a Curse Escape Clause in the mind-wipe, and Superman and Batman are the last ones on his list. Naturally, Batman already remembered. Three guesses as to how.Batman: Because I'm Batman!
- The cafe scene naturally devolves into chaos with the extra dimensional people there.Tobey Spider Man: This is not how I wanted my first actual cafe scene to go. (faints from blood loss)
- When Batman suggests a way for Peter to help his loved ones remember him after the memory wipe spell, namely kissing someone to make them remember, MJ, being Peter’s girlfriend, admits she’s okay with that.
- The hilarious scene where Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man once again goes psycho, after a comment from Doctor Strange sets him off.
Doctor Strange: Too many who know a Peter Parker have come through the cracks!
Andrew Garfield Spider-Man: Wait! Does that mean Gwen could be out here?
(Spider-Gwen is seen swinging past the window)
Doctor Strange: Let's just stick to one adorable spider couple for now...
[Andrew Garfield Spiderman suddenly cocks a gun in Batman's face, his look now changed to psychotic eyes and hair.]
Andrew Garfield Spider-Man: DON'T YOU DARE SEND ME BACK IF GWEN IS HERE.
Batman: Oh no, not this again. - After several characters turned down Superman's idea to reverse time, he feels relieved when Happy Hogan holds Batman at gunpoint like Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man to make him reverse time and save Aunt May in The Stinger.Superman: Thank you!
Spider-Man - Best Picture Summary 2022
- Peter-2 and Peter-3 discussing talking about Bruno.
- When the Spider-Men discuss West Side Story (2021), Andrew Garfield Spider-Man points out that he was in a musical, tick, tick... BOOM!, and even got a Best Actor Oscar nomination.
- Maguire Spider-Man dyeing his Spider-Man suit golden and posing like the Oscar statue at the end. Holland Spidey sees it and simply says it's not the same.
How The Snyder Cut Should Have Ended
- The typical Super Cafe segment has Batman be replaced with Darkseid after he killed off the other members of Justice League members (except for Batman who was watching the entire conversation from the sidelines with the Joker).
How The Batman Should Have Ended
- At the funeral, Batman answers the ringing cell phone on Colson's hand.Riddler: I've been trying to reach you.
Batman: Let me guess; my car warranty is about to expire?
Riddler: What? That's not why I'm calling...
Batman: (ends call) Get lost, spammer! - Then, the bomb explodes, and Batman is in the GCPD, where Gordon is telling him he needs to get out of there, to which Batman clearly knows the reason why, due to a Surprisingly Realistic Outcome:Batman: (with REALLY burnt face and wide eyes) I know right?! I just took a bomb, to the face!
- Later the burnt face makes two further appearances. The first, when Bruce tries to speak with Falcone and the twins remark (upon Bruce asking do they know who he is) that he looks like someone who took a bomb to the face, just like Batman, prompting a very, familiar line:Bruce: What? Who's Batman? I'm Bruce Wayne! (raising fists) I just came to party.
- The second, is when Selina asks if he's just hideously scarred.Batman: You have no idea!
- Later the burnt face makes two further appearances. The first, when Bruce tries to speak with Falcone and the twins remark (upon Bruce asking do they know who he is) that he looks like someone who took a bomb to the face, just like Batman, prompting a very, familiar line:
- Alfred talks just like Gollum.Alfred: Hello Master Wayneseses.
How Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Should Have Ended
- When the Chaos Emerald slips off Robotnik's hands, Rachel ctaches it, which causes her to grow into a literal bridezilla; she immediately gets near Robotnik's giant Mecha-Robot and this scene follows:Giant Rachel (with a booming voice): So who's responsible for ruining my wedding?!
(both Sonic and Tails point at Robotnik; they fly out of the robot with Knuckles after this)
Giant Rachel: RAAAAUGH!!!
Robotnik: Uh-oh
(Giant Rachel procceeds to kick the Robot, sending it far away and destroying it) - Knuckles chucking a boulder at Dr. Robotnik just as he's about to steal the Emerald. And then he takes the Emerald and goes Hyper Knuckles...
How Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness Should Have Ended
- "HAVE REAL BABIES OR CONSIDER ADOPTION!"
- Superman saying Zombie Strange smells worse than Batman's coffee breath.
- Strange deciding to use the memory erase spell on Wanda to Wong's protest.
- The three Strange counterparts singing together in The Stinger. And them calling dibs on Clea.
How Thor: Love and Thunder Should Have Ended
How Jurassic World: Dominion Should Have Ended
- The very first Survival 101 here ("Hands don't work on every dinosaur"):Owen: See what I'm doing with my hand here? This means calm down.
Parasaurolophus: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Also, I weigh like 4 tons, so this rope ain't gonna hold me...
Owen: Oh dang...- Which is then followed, some time later, by "SERIOUSLY, hands don't work on every dinosaur", which when Owen tries his "hand move" on the Carnotaurus and the Allosaurus, they don't know what it means either and decide to eat him straight away.
How Top Gun: Maverick Should Have Ended
- The Running Gag in that every time a pilot is killed in this video, they go up to heaven as angels (still in their flight suits with plane wings for their angel wings) and meeting Goose.
- Phoenix wondering what the enemy country is, and Maverick insistently saying they're "FIFTH-GENERATION FIGHTERS!"
- Rooster and Maverick arguing over who gets to talk to Goose. As they're spiraling to the ground.
- And when they die and meet Goose in heaven, Goose is busy playing "Great Balls of Fire" on piano and not listening to them.
- This gem from Iceman:
How Black Adam Should Have Ended
- Supes brings Black Adam to the Super Café, where Adam gets confused about Bats and Supes' moms having the same name and how that ended their rivalry. Supes and Bats also insist they're good guys, and then Bats brings up a list of the Justice League violently killing their enemies. Which Supes does not want to acknowledge.
- Batman repeatedly calling Black Adam "Black Shazam". This culminates in Adam saying, "DON'T CALL ME BLACK SHAZAM!", realizing too late what that means...
- When he turns back to normal, Batman beats the crap out of him and duct tapes his mouth so he can't say "SHAZAM!" and break free. Then Batsy tries to goad Supes into snapping his neck.
How Eternals Should Have Ended
- The Eternals decide on "asking the Avengers" for help in getting Tiamut born without sacrificing the planet, and after some of them wondering on which Avenger is going to help them, the scene cuts to Ant-Man at the volcano throwing his shrink-discs right at Tiamut when he starts to emerge, shrinking him to quite a little size. Ikaris then takes Tiamut up into space, along with some grow-discs to get him back to full size.
- When Arishem appears and summons the Eternals, it seems like he's about to express his displeasure.Arishem: Eternals. For what you did here, I have but one thing to say..
Sersi: And here it comes.
Arishem: That was pretty sick!
Sersi: Wait. You're not mad?
Arishem: Why would I be mad? The celestial was born, wasn't it?- Followed by Arishem being a bit confused about a certain someone having also been brought along....
Arishem: Also, why did that mortal come along with you and how is he even breathing right now?
Batman: Because I'm BATMAN!
(Superman appears)
Superman: Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry, I got him!
Batman: Hehe, don't forget to smile for the camera....- Not to mention, this conversation between Arishem and Kingo.
Kingo: Arishem. Look, I just want to go on record as not supporting this whole plan.
Arishem: Ah, shut up Kingo! For just like one second, would you please shut up?
Kingo: You got it boss. - Onboard the Domo, where Pip the Troll appears before Thena and Makkari, he introduces Starfox of Corneria. Which of course, is followed by an iconic phrase:Thena: What would you have us do?
Peppy Here: DO A BARREL ROLL!!
How Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Should Have Ended
- Darth Vader talking to the Grand Inquisitor:Grand Inquisitor: My Lord, we must continue our pursuit of the insurgents. We cannot prioritize one lone Jedi.
Vader: I know that! Do you think I'm stupid? We have more than one ship you know!
GI: Oh.
Vader: Ready my shuttle. I will face him alone. You stay on the insurgents.
GI: Of course, My Lord.
Vader: And maybe launch some TIE fighters instead of standing around just staring out the wind-
GI: Okay, we will! Jeez. - When Obi-Wan cuts Vader's mask in half:Obi-Wan: Oh Anakin, I'm so sorry!
Vader: No you're not!
Obi-Wan: No I'm not. That's kind of exactly what I meant to do.
Vader: Oh, I hate you so much.
Obi-Wan: Oh come on, Anakin, I did you a favor, really. This place is so dark. It's a wonder you can see anything in that helmet. - Vader wondering how Obi-Wan isn't burned after he lit him on fire:Vader: No burns, no scars, no singed hair! I dipped my stump of a leg into lava one time, and I burst into flames! What is happening to me?
- Qui-Gon sharing some unnecessary details:Obi-Wan: Wait, you've always been here?
Qui-Gon: Oh yes, I'm afraid I've seen a lot of things. You use the bathroom excessively, my old Padawan.
Obi-Wan: Gross!
Qui-Gon: You're telling me. - Anakin's ghost appearing as soon as he heard he has secret children.
