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* When the Chaos Emerald slips off Robotnik's hands, Rachel ctaches it, which causes her to grow into a ''literal'' bridezilla; she immediately gets near Robotnik's giant Mecha-Robot and this scene follows:
--> '''Giant Rachel''' ([[PowerMakesYourVoiceDeep with a booming voice]]): So who's responsible for ruining my wedding?!\\
'''(both Sonic and Tails point at Robotnik; they fly out of the robot with Knuckles after this)'''\\
'''Giant Rachel''': RAAAAUGH!!!?\\
'''Robotnik''': [[OhCrap Uh-oh]]\\
'''(Giant Rachel procceeds to kick the Robot, sending it far away and destroying it)'''

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* [[RunningGag Annakin's ghost appearing as soon as he heard he has secret children.]]

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* [[RunningGag ~~Annakin's~~ Anakin's ghost appearing as soon as he heard he has secret children.]]

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** When Batman suggests a way for Peter to help his loved ones remember him after the memory wipe spell, namely kissing someone to make them remember, MJ, being Peter’s girlfriend, admits she’s okay with that.

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* [[RunningGag Annakin's ghost appearing as soon as he heard he has secret children.]]

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-->'''Vader:''' No burns, no scars, no singed hair! I dipped my stump of a leg into lava one time, and I burst into flames! What is happening to me?

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-->'''Vader:''' No burns, no scars, no singed hair! I dipped my stump of a leg into lava [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith one ~~time,~~ time]], and I burst into flames! What is happening to me?

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'''Obi-Wan''' No I'm not. That's kind of exactly what I meant to do.\\

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~~'''Obi-Wan'''~~ '''Obi-Wan:''' No I'm not. That's kind of exactly what I meant to do.\\

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'''Obi-Wan:''' Oh come on, Anakin, I did you a favor, really. This place is so dark. It's a wonder you can see anything in that helmet.
* Vader wondering how Obi-Wan isn't burned after he lit him on fire:
-->'''Vader:''' No burns, no scars, no singed hair! I dipped my stump of a leg into lava one time, and I burst into flames! What is happening to me?
* Qui-Gon sharing some unnecessary details:
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' Wait, you've always been here?\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' Oh yes, I'm afraid I've seen a lot of things. You use the bathroom excessively, my old Padawan.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' Gross!\\
'''Qui-Gon:''' You're telling me.

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* Darth Vader talking to the Grand Inquisitor:

-->'''Grand Inquisitor:''' My Lord, we must continue our pursuit of the insurgents. We cannot prioritize one lone Jedi.\\
'''Vader:''' I know that! Do you think I'm stupid? We have more than one ship you know!\\
'''GI:''' Oh.\\
'''Vader:''' Ready my shuttle. I will face him alone. You stay on the insurgents.\\
'''GI:''' Of course, My Lord.\\
'''Vader:''' And maybe launch some TIE fighters instead of standing around just staring out the wind-\\
'''GI:''' Okay, we will! Jeez.
* When Obi-Wan cuts Vader's mask in half:
-->'''Obi-Wan:''' Oh Anakin, I'm so sorry!\\
'''Vader:''' No you're not!\\
'''Obi-Wan''' No I'm not. That's kind of exactly what I meant to do.\\
'''Vader:''' Oh, [[CallForward I hate you so much]].\\

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'''Arishem:''' Why would I be mad? The celestial was born, wasn't it?\\

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'''Arishem:''' Why would I be mad? The celestial was born, wasn't ~~it?\\~~it?

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'''Arishem:''' Also, why did that mortal come along with you and how is he even breathing right now?\\
'''Batman:''' Because I'm BATMAN!\\
(''Superman appears'') '''Superman:''' Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry, I got him!\\

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~~'''Arishem:'''~~ -->'''Arishem:''' Also, why did that mortal come along with you and how is he even breathing right now?\\
'''Batman:''' [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace Because I'm ~~BATMAN!\\~~
BATMAN!]]\\
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'''Superman:''' Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry, I got him!\\

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[[folder:How ''Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi'' Should Have Ended]]
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* The Eternals decide on "asking the Avengers" for help in getting Tiamut born without sacrificing the planet, and after some of them wondering on which Avenger is going to help them, the scene cuts to Ant-Man at the volcano throwing his shrink-discs right at Tiamut when he starts to emerge, shrinking him to ''quite a little size''. Ikaris then takes Tiamut up into space, along with some grow-discs to get him back to full size.
* When Arishem appears and summons the Eternals, it seems like he's about to express his displeasure.
-->'''Arishem:''' Eternals. For what you did here, I have but one thing to say..\\
'''Sersi:''' And here it comes.\\
'''Arishem:''' That was pretty sick!\\
'''Sersi:''' Wait. You're not mad?\\
'''Arishem:''' Why would I be mad? The celestial was born, wasn't it?\\
** Followed by Arishem being a bit confused about a certain someone having also been brought along....
'''Arishem:''' Also, why did that mortal come along with you and how is he even breathing right now?\\
'''Batman:''' Because I'm BATMAN!\\
(''Superman appears'') '''Superman:''' Sorry! Sorry! Don't worry, I got him!\\
'''Batman:''' Hehe, don't forget to smile for the camera....
** Not to mention, this conversation between Arishem and Kingo.
-->'''Kingo:''' Arishem. Look, I just want to go on record as not supporting this whole plan.\\
'''Arishem:''' Ah, shut up Kingo! For just like one second, would you please shut up?\\
'''Kingo:''' You got it boss.
* Onboard the Domo, where Pip the Troll appears before Thena and Makkari, he introduces ''[[Franchise/StarFox Starfox of Corneria]]''. Which of course, is followed by an iconic phrase:
-->'''Thena:''' What would you have us do?\\
'''Peppy Here:''' DO A BARREL ROLL!!

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[[folder:How ''Black Adam Should Have Ended'']]

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[[folder:How ''Black ~~Adam~~ Adam'' Should Have ~~Ended'']]~~Ended]]

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[[folder:How ''Eternals'' Should Have Ended]]
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[[folder:How ''Black Adam Should Have Ended'']]
* Supes brings Black Adam to the Super Café, where Adam gets confused about Bats and Supes' moms having the same name and how that ended their rivalry. Supes and Bats also insist they're good guys, and then Bats brings up a list of the Justice League violently killing their enemies. Which Supes does not want to acknowledge.
* Batman [[MaliciousMisnaming repeatedly]] calling Black Adam "Black Shazam". This culminates in Adam saying, "DON'T CALL ME BLACK [[ByThePowerOfGrayskull SHAZAM]]!", [[OhCrap realizing too late what that means]]...
** When he turns back to normal, Batman beats the crap out of him and duct tapes his mouth so he can't say "SHAZAM!" and break free. Then Batsy tries to goad Supes into [[Film/ManOfSteel snapping his neck]].
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'''Iceman:''' I am. You want to know why? ''[types "[[ActorAllusion Because]] [[Creator/ValKilmer I'm]] [[Film/{{Batman|Forever}}!!!" and dons a Batman mask]''\\

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'''Iceman:''' I am. You want to know why? ''[types "[[ActorAllusion Because]] [[Creator/ValKilmer I'm]] ~~[[Film/{{Batman|Forever}}!!!"~~ Film/{{Batman|Forever}}!!!" and dons a Batman mask]''\\

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* The RunningGag in that every time a pilot is killed in this video, they go up to heaven as angels (still in their flight suits with plane wings for their angel wings) and meeting Goose.
* Phoenix wondering what the enemy country is, and Maverick insistently saying they're "FIFTH-GENERATION FIGHTERS!"
* Rooster and Maverick arguing over who gets to talk to Goose. As they're spiraling to the ground.
** And when they die and meet Goose in heaven, Goose is busy playing "Great Balls of Fire" on piano and not listening to them.

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-->'''Iceman:''' Do you know who's the better pilot? I am. Do you know why?\\
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-->'''Iceman:''' ~~Do you know who's~~ Who's the better pilot? You or me?\\
'''Maverick:''' This is a nice moment. Let's not ruin it.\\
'''Iceman:''' I am. ~~Do you~~ You want to know ~~why?\\~~
why? ''[types ~~message:~~ "[[ActorAllusion Because]] [[Creator/ValKilmer I'm]] ~~[[Film/BatmanForever Batman]]!"]''\\~~[[Film/{{Batman|Forever}}!!!" and dons a Batman mask]''\\

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* Phoenix wondering what the enemy is, and Maverick insistently saying they're "FIFTH-GENERATION FIGHTERS!"

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[[folder:How ''Top Gun: Maverick'' Should Have Ended]]
* This gem from Iceman:
-->'''Iceman:''' Do you know who's the better pilot? I am. Do you know why?\\
''[types message: "[[ActorAllusion Because]] [[Creator/ValKilmer I'm]] [[Film/BatmanForever Batman]]!"]''\\
'''Maverick:''' ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughs]]]''
* Phoenix wondering what the enemy is, and Maverick insistently saying they're "FIFTH-GENERATION FIGHTERS!"

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[[folder:How ''Jurassic World: Dominion'' Should Have Ended]]
* The very first Survival 101 here ("Hands don't work on every dinosaur"):
-->'''Owen''': See what I'm doing with my hand here? This means calm down.\\
'''Parasaurolophus''': I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I DON'T KNOW YOU! Also, I weigh like 4 tons, so this rope ain't gonna hold me...\\
'''Owen''': Oh dang...
** Which is then followed, some time later, by "SERIOUSLY, hands don't work on every dinosaur", which when Owen tries his "hand move" on the Carnotaurus and the Allosaurus, they don't know what it means either and decide to eat him straight away.
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* As Gorr tells Thor to call the axe, he refuses, so Gorr does it himself. How is he able to do it? [[ShoutOut Three]] [[Creator/ChristianBale certain]] [[Film/TheDarkKnight reasons.]]

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* As Gorr tells Thor to call the axe, he refuses, so Gorr does it himself. How is he able to do it? [[ShoutOut ~~Three]]~~ BE]][[ActorAllusion CAUSE]] [[Creator/ChristianBale ~~certain]] [[Film/TheDarkKnight reasons.]]~~HE'S]] [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy BATMAN!]]

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[[folder:How ''Thor: Love and Thunder'' Should Have Ended]]
* As Gorr tells Thor to call the axe, he refuses, so Gorr does it himself. How is he able to do it? [[ShoutOut Three]] [[Creator/ChristianBale certain]] [[Film/TheDarkKnight reasons.]]
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-->'''Sandman:''' ''(Smashes the three Spider-Men with a tsunami of sand)'' Where's the box?\\

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-->'''Sandman:''' ~~''(Smashes~~ ''(smashes the three Spider-Men with a tsunami of sand)'' Where's the box?\\

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--> '''Batman:''' Because I'm Batman!

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~~--> '''Batman:'''~~ -->'''Batman:''' Because I'm Batman!

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-->'''Tobey Spider Man:''' This is not how I wanted my first actual cafe scene to go. ''(Faints from blood loss)''

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-->'''Tobey Spider Man:''' This is not how I wanted my first actual cafe scene to go. ~~''(Faints~~ ''(faints from blood loss)''

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-->'''Superman''': Thank you!

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~~-->'''Superman''':~~ -->'''Superman:''' Thank you!

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* At the funeral, Batman answers the ringing cellphone on Colson's hand.
-->'''Riddler''': I've been trying to reach you.\\
'''Batman''': Let me guess; my car warranty is about to expire?\\
'''Riddler''': What? That's not why I'm calling....\\
'''Batman''': ''(ends call)'' Get lost, spammer!

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* At the funeral, Batman answers the ringing ~~cellphone~~ cell phone on Colson's hand.
~~-->'''Riddler''':~~ -->'''Riddler:''' I've been trying to reach you.\\
~~'''Batman''':~~ '''Batman:''' Let me guess; my car warranty is about to expire?\\
~~'''Riddler''':~~ '''Riddler:''' What? That's not why I'm ~~calling....~~calling...\\
~~'''Batman''':~~ '''Batman:''' ''(ends call)'' Get lost, spammer!

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-->'''Batman''': ''(with REALLY burnt face and wide eyes)'' I know right?! I just took a bomb, to the face!

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~~-->'''Batman''':~~ -->'''Batman:''' ''(with REALLY burnt face and wide eyes)'' I know right?! I just took a bomb, to the face!

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--->'''Bruce''': "What? Who's Batman? I'm Bruce Wayne!" ''(raising fists)'' "I just came to party."
** The second, is when Selina asks if he's just hideously scared.
--->'''Batman''': "You have no idea!"

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~~--->'''Bruce''': "What?~~ --->'''Bruce:''' What? Who's Batman? I'm Bruce ~~Wayne!"~~ Wayne! ''(raising fists)'' "I I just came to ~~party."~~
party.
** The second, is when Selina asks if he's just hideously scared.
--->'''Batman''': "You scarred.
--->'''Batman:''' You have no ~~idea!"~~idea!

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-->'''Alfred''': Hello Master Wayneseses.

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~~-->'''Alfred''':~~ -->'''Alfred:''' Hello Master Wayneseses.

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-->'''Stephen''': [[CallBack ♪Erasing the Dark Hold and your two boys, cause I like my friends!♪]]
* The three Strange counterparts singing together in TheStinger. And them calling dibs on Clea.
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~~-->'''Stephen''':~~ -->'''Stephen:''' [[CallBack ♪Erasing the ~~Dark Hold~~ Darkhold and your two boys, cause I like my friends!♪]]
* The three Strange counterparts singing together in TheStinger. And them calling dibs on Clea.
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