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How Dune Should Have Started

When asked if they accept to take control of Arrakis, Leto just says "Nah, we good", thumbs up and everything, which leads to the Herald of the Change gaping.
- When asked why, he mentions that not only is Arrakis hot, but "sand is coarse and rough and it gets everywhere", before pointing to Anakin Skywalker, who "knows what I'm talking about".
Gurney Halleck's head is swapped out with Thanos' head.
With House Atreides not mining on Arrakis, the job is given to the Lethal Company guys, who are immediately confused about what "the spice" is.

Previously on Dune (Comedy Recap)

Duncan Idaho being replaced with Aquaman. Likewise Rabban is Drax and Piter is Polka-Dot Man.
- Baron Harkonnen is modeled after Jabba the Hutt in his first scene, complete with a cameo by Salacious Crumb.
Lady Jessica commands a Harkonnen soldier to stab his friends to the melody of 'Cha Cha Slide'
Because Zendaya's character is with a character named "Paul", Spider-Man shows up to take a few shots at him. No doubt HISHE was expressing their feelings with a certain other Paul.

How Madame Web Should Have Ended

The beginning of the movie has Madame Web narrating how the best part of the future is that it has not happened yet. And then she falls out of the window.
Madame Web: How did I not see this coming? (Proceeds to crash into several things along the way before going splat on the pavement right in front of Superman and Batman).
Superman: What the Heck was that?
- This is then followed by her getting run over by Ecto-1 and then trampled on by Godzilla with Batman commenting on how this is likely a metaphor for how Madame Web collapsed on itself trying to hold up a cinematic universe while Superman is too busy being horrified at a disabled woman falling down before their eyes.
Superman tries to defend Madame Web, claiming it so bad, it is good. Johnny then makes a cameo, being from another movie that is also known for So Bad, It's Good which is also made in 2003 which is when Madame Web is supposed to take place.

Johnny: I did not hit her, It's not true, It's Bullcrap. I did not hit her. I did not! Oh hi, Clark.

Then, Batman changes his mind about Madame Web, much to Superman's confusion. He tells him that he would let him know why in a couple of years. Several years later, Batman is dancing with the three Spider-Women who are now in costume. Superman finally loses his patience and admits this whole movie is awful before going back in time to before the movie was ever made.
After Superman tries doing his "reverse-time" schtick, the scene cuts to "a few years before", where we're treated to a HISHE-depiction of a Pitch Meeting, with the producer and screenwriter being visited by the "here's a bright idea" guy (coming into the scene within the afterglow of a halo) who simply asks why don't they simply throw the Madame Web script straight into the trash. After that is done, a Spinning Paper reveals that "creating a stand alone cinematic Spider-Verse without MCU involvement continues to be not easy and very much an inconvenience for Sony Pictures".

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