In need of de-self-demonstration.
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- For example, in Deadpool #900, I deliver a Break Them by Talking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. I then cut his head off. No biggie. The awesome part? During the whole time I was in the room with the guy, my thought bubbles didn't talk to me, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home. I was utterly focused on killing the guy.
- And then I had this exchange between me and the "Savior."Messiah: But... I bring serenity... Absolute contentment...
Me: Yeah, I know.
Messiah: Then why?
Myself: Because... I want to do the right thing.
Messiah: How can you be sure this is the right thing?
I: I'm not.
- And I once kicked Captain America◊ right in the cojones to save the world. To be fair to Cap, he was possessed at that time by the same entity that possessed me some pages earlier. But then again, Rochambeau for the win.
- Ryu? Ken? Peeshaw, I can do Shoryukens better than anyone else. Heck, I'll even do them in Marvel vs. Capcom 3!
Me: I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming Dormammu. Laaaame. Next one's better.
- This clip showcases me pulling off my version of M.Bison/Dictator's Scissor Kick.
- Also, watch me demolish Wolverine with my own Lifebar and Hyper Meter. Oh yeah, I'm so awesome that the game decided to give Cap's team a pity score with timeup, before I beat Cap with those.
- And for those curious, here's what I say during that attack: "Health bar in your face!", then "Feel the love of the Hyper combo!", followed by "And it's a hooooooome run!". I top it off by singing "This is the Hy~per Com~bo!" after the attack is finished.
- My first revealed alternate color for Marvel vs. Capcom 3? My old X-Men outfit. I also got my old Weapon X outfit, too. Oh, did I mention that X-23 is now in the game? Yup, you can now have your own Weapon X team!
- I did a team-up with The Artist Formerly Known As Captain America. After demonstrating my extreme awesomeness to him and his team, I was put in charge of the mission to stop *giggles* Doctor Bong *chuckles*. That's right, I got to spend a whole evening telling Captain America, Black Widow, and Moon Knight what to do. And I even commemorated my triumph over my former psychologist *snicker* Doctor Bong *giggle* with fireworks. Too bad I had to have Captain America sit in my lap for there to be room enough for the fireworks in the car. I was THIS close to having Black Widow sit in my lap instead, too.
- In Deadpool #33, T-Ray confronts me by saying I'll never be a real hero or find happiness. And he does this while I'm surrounded by everyone I've ever killed. Then I did this.
- Bullsye is sent after me, the great Deadpool, one last time (and in Hawkeye's costume, for some bizarre reason). And this happens◊.Bullseye: Okay. Yeah, I admit it. That was #@$%in' awesome.
- I once beat Taskmaster... by breakdancing.
- How about everything I do in the trailer to my sweet debut game? And it took 'em long enough to get to me.
- When I took down Black Swan, I used my Power Born of Madness to be awesome (as usual!), basically making the mindreader live in my head for a minute. Wussy couldn't handle it!
- They say that Macho Gomez was the best of the best. Well, I beat that bastard with one (severed) hand tied behind my back! How you may ask? Well, we were fighting, and just after he was sure I was a puddle of wise cracking goo, he tried to kill this guy who was hiding in an escape capsule heading for space. Too bad for him, the guy wasn't inside, I wasn't dead, and once he was in the air, I had his gun.
- Search up the Deadpool story arc 'X Marks the Spot' or just go to a comic book store and buy the graphic novel. Every page is either a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny, to the point even Cyclops admits in the end I'm awesome.
- When I got to be a ghost at my own funeral (no worries, I bounce back in no time), I knew it had to be the BEST. FUNERAL. EVER. The result was this◊.
- I shot◊ Zombie President Theodore Roosevelt in the head.
- HATERS GONNA HATE.◊
- Deadpool Pulp: My brainwashing is eliminated when my three split personalities gang up on it.
- The ENTIRE script to my now dead movie. The finale in particular is nothing but back-to-bad awesomeness.
- I Out-Gambitted Black Box and proceeded to beat down Black Tom Cassady, Black Swan and the Trapster along the way. Without my healing factor, no less.
- My Marvel NOW! series has six issues of me killing Super Zombie Former US Presidents...really? Do I honestly need to add anything to that?
- At the end of my game, I fight Mr. Sinister and win! If you so decide, I can do this with the swords and pistols I started the game with!
- And THEN, y'know, there's my Super-Awesome Amazing Plan. With a capital SUPER-AWESOME.
- In Deadpool Volume 3 #26, I saved Nick Fury from a time-traveling Hitler. Yes, it was awesome.
- In Dracula's Gauntlet, I kicked the vampire's ass and stole his lady! Now he's licking his wounds and hates the sound of my name while I'm Happily Married (and Going Out with a Bang)note .
- No one suggests a PG-13 Deadpool movie and gets away with it! Not even Slater!
- At the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, M.O.D.O.K. tried to pressure me into telling a joke, even though I clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, so I retold his origin as a Black Comedy! This might also double as a Take That! to those who see my comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.
- In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
- During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
- Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade? And yeah, it was awkward that I was about to kill a high-schooler, but we did kinda make up and kick Arcade's ass so it's still pretty cool.
- After what happen with my... ex-wife, I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
- It must have been hard for the guys at Marvel to top Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe but they pulled it off with Deadpool Kills Deadpool, in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including the one that killed the Marvel Universe (but not that one) had an all out brawl and only one survived, ME, so to summarize ''A'' Deadpool is badass enough to kill the Marvel Universe and I'm the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
- Deadpool Vs Carnage was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that Nigh-Invulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to team up with Venom to take him down, well it took about half a day but I broke that redneck, he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.
- Deadpool: The End has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and or neutralized (except Spidey, who I brought back the three big lady loves of his life) and me gonna kill Death herself. Why? Why would I all of this? For Ellie. So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie even if I had to, in my own words, "put the universe in chokehold."
- Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.