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** What makes this even better is how it seems at first like a normal comedic psychiatric session. But then when Deadpool talks about how the most evil person he met was the man who took advantage of the 16-year-old and ultimately caused her to [[DrivenToSuicide kill herself]], the psychiatrist, realizing Deadpool is talking about ''him'', tries to immediately end the session. Deadpool proceeds to intimidate the ephiphophile into sitting back down by tossing shurikens at him and when the creep [[NeverMyFault tries to blame the girl for his despicable behavior]], [[ShutUpHannibal Deadpool has none of it]] and decapitates him.
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Please, don't She ''[[VictimBlaming begged]]'' me to be with her! Please don't kill me!\\
'''Deadpool''': She begged you, huh? Kinda like how you're begging me now.\\
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Please, don't She ''[[VictimBlaming begged]]'' me to be with her! Please don't kill me!\\
'''Deadpool''': She begged you, huh? Kinda like how you're begging me now.\\
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** What makes this even better is how it seems at first like a normal comedic psychiatric session. But then when Deadpool talks about how the most evil person he met was the man who took advantage of the 16-year-old and ultimately caused her to [[DrivenToSuicide kill herself]], the psychiatrist, realizing Deadpool is talking about ''him'', tries to immediately end the session. Deadpool proceeds to intimidate the ephiphophile into sitting back down by tossing shurikens at him and when the creep [[NeverMyFault tries to blame the deceased girl for his despicable behavior]], [[ShutUpHannibal Deadpool has none of it]] and decapitates him.
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Please, don't She''[[VictimBlaming ''[[BlamingTheVictim begged]]'' me to be with her! Please don't kill me!\\
'''Deadpool''': [[TranquilFury She begged you,huh? huh?]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Kinda like how you're begging me now.now]].\\
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** What makes this even better is how it seems at first like a normal comedic psychiatric session. But then when Deadpool talks about how the most evil person he met was the man who took advantage of the 16-year-old and ultimately caused her to [[DrivenToSuicide kill herself]], the psychiatrist, realizing Deadpool is talking about ''him'', tries to immediately end the session. Deadpool proceeds to intimidate the ephiphophile into sitting back down by tossing shurikens at him and when the creep [[NeverMyFault tries to blame the girl for his despicable behavior]], [[ShutUpHannibal Deadpool has none of it]] and decapitates him.
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Please, don't She ''[[VictimBlaming begged]]'' me to be with her! Please don't kill me!\\
'''Deadpool''': She begged you, huh? Kinda like how you're begging me now.\\
''[Deadpool proceeds to decapitate the predatory psychiatrist and leaves knowing that no more girls will ever be harmed by him]''
-->'''Psychiatrist''': Please, don't She ''[[VictimBlaming begged]]'' me to be with her! Please don't kill me!\\
'''Deadpool''': She begged you, huh? Kinda like how you're begging me now.\\
''[Deadpool proceeds to decapitate the predatory psychiatrist and leaves knowing that no more girls will ever be harmed by him]''
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* In Dracula's Gauntlet, he not only beat the title character, he also stole his lady! Now he’s HappilyMarried (and GoingOutWithABang).
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* After the slaughter that was ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'', it seemed impossible to top. But they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, the classic Earth-616 Deadpool, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and he’s the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
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* After the slaughter that was ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'', it seemed impossible to top. But they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, the classic Earth-616 Deadpool, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' A]]'' [[NormalFishInATinyPond Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and he’s the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
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* When he took down Black Swan, he used my PowerBornOfMadness to make the mindreader live in his head for a minute. [[MindRape He couldn't handle it]].
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* My Marvel NOW! series has six issues of me killing Super Zombie Former US Presidents...really? Do I honestly need to add anything to that?
* At the end of my game, I fight Mr. Sinister and ''win''! If you so decide, I can do this with the swords and pistols I started the game with!
** And THEN, y'know, there's my Super-Awesome Amazing Plan. With a capital SUPER-AWESOME.
* In Deadpool Volume 3 #26, I saved Nick Fury from a time-traveling Hitler. Yes, it was awesome.
* In Dracula's Gauntlet, I kicked the vampire's ass and stole his lady! Now he's licking his wounds and hates the sound of my name while I'm HappilyMarried (and Going OutWithABang)[[note]] It's a good thing I can heal [[/note]].
* At the end of my game, I fight Mr. Sinister and ''win''! If you so decide, I can do this with the swords and pistols I started the game with!
** And THEN, y'know, there's my Super-Awesome Amazing Plan. With a capital SUPER-AWESOME.
* In Deadpool Volume 3 #26, I saved Nick Fury from a time-traveling Hitler. Yes, it was awesome.
* In Dracula's Gauntlet, I kicked the vampire's ass and stole his lady! Now he's licking his wounds and hates the sound of my name while I'm HappilyMarried (and Going OutWithABang)[[note]] It's a good thing I can heal [[/note]].
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Presidents.
* At the end ofmy his game, I fight He fights Mr. Sinister and ''win''! ''wins''. If you so decide, I he can do this with the swords and pistols I he started the game with!
** AndTHEN, y'know, then there's my his Super-Awesome Amazing Plan. With a capital SUPER-AWESOME.
Plan.
* In Deadpool Volume 3 #26,I he saved Nick Fury from a time-traveling Hitler. Yes, it was awesome.
* In Dracula's Gauntlet,I kicked he not only beat the vampire's ass and title character, he also stole his lady! Now he's licking his wounds and hates the sound of my name while I'm he’s HappilyMarried (and Going OutWithABang)[[note]] It's a good thing I can heal [[/note]].GoingOutWithABang).
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* At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APc-ZaRZeuY the premiere]] of ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', ComicBook/{{MODOK}} tried to pressure me into telling a joke, even though I clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, so I retold his origin as a BlackComedy! This might also double as a TakeThat to those who see my comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.
* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] And yeah, it was awkward that I was about to kill a high-schooler, but we did kinda make up and kick Arcade's ass so it's still pretty cool.
* After what happen with my... ex-wife, I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
* It must have been hard for the guys at Marvel to top ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'' but they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, ME, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and I'm the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it took about half a day but I [[VillainousBSOD broke that redneck,]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.
* ''Deadpool: The End'' has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and or neutralized (except Spidey, who I brought back the three big lady loves of his life) and me gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie even if I had to, in my own words, "put the universe in chokehold."
** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
* In Deadpool: Too Soon, A guy who tried to hit on my wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I posed with for my christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn him to a eunuch and threaten to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
* During an issue of that poser Gwenpool comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I decided to remind her who I was, that everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) and there was no way in hell that I (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that if I knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] And yeah, it was awkward that I was about to kill a high-schooler, but we did kinda make up and kick Arcade's ass so it's still pretty cool.
* After what happen with my... ex-wife, I decided to head off to space to cool off my head. Granted, I did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying to trick people into thinking I have the one weapon that even galactus fear and people would kill for the prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And won btw) wasn't epic!
* It must have been hard for the guys at Marvel to top ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'' but they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, ME, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and I'm the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point in my awesome career, I decided (well the universe decided) I should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it took about half a day but I [[VillainousBSOD broke that redneck,]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.
* ''Deadpool: The End'' has me doing all sorts of crazy shit, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and or neutralized (except Spidey, who I brought back the three big lady loves of his life) and me gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I wasn't gonna lose Ellie even if I had to, in my own words, "put the universe in chokehold."
** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
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* At [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APc-ZaRZeuY the premiere]] of ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'', ComicBook/{{MODOK}} tried to pressure me him into telling a joke, even though I he clearly wasn't in the mood. He continued to pester me, Deadpool, so I in return, Deadpool retold his origin as a BlackComedy! This might also double as a TakeThat to those who see my his comics as nothing more than a bunch of gags.
* In Deadpool: Too Soon,A a guy who tried to hit on my Deadpool’s wife decided to try and win her back via killing alot of people I he posed with for my a christmas card. After finally capturing the guy (With some assistance) I turn Deadpool turns him to a eunuch and threaten threatens to cut his head off unless he brought the people he killed back to life.
* During an issue ofthat poser Gwenpool Gwenpool’s comic, she let slip that she's a fourth-wall breaker, making all that weird RPG analogy stuff to make sense and I to Deadpool. He decided to remind her who I he was, that by telling her everyone probably thought she was Gwen Stacy (Cause come on, her name has GWEN in it) Stacy, and there was no way in hell that I he (Who not only a popular comic book character but has the highest rating R-rated movie) would lose to someone who first appear appeared in a Howard the Duck comic. That will show Ms. 'I don't read Deadpool yet kinda dress like him' poser.
comic.
** Granted, it's kinda mitigated by the fact she pointed out that ifI he knew all of this, [[ArmorPiercingQuestion why was I he falling for a such a trick by a C-lister like Arcade?]] And yeah, it was awkward that I Also, he was about to kill a high-schooler, but we high-schooler. But they did kinda make up and kick Arcade's ass beat Arcade, so it's still pretty cool.
* After whathappen happened with my... his ex-wife, I he decided to head off to space to cool off my his head. Granted, I he did a stupid things even by my standard (Trying (Such as trying to trick people into thinking I have he has the Ultimate Nullifier, the one weapon that even galactus fear Galactus fears, and that people would kill for the that prime reason). But no one can deny that bar fight I was in (And he won btw) wasn't epic!
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*It must have been hard for After the guys at Marvel to top slaughter that was ''Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe'' but Universe'', it seemed impossible to top. But they pulled it off with ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'', in the end every Deadpool Marvel's ever given us, including [[TheWorfEffect the one that killed the Marvel Universe]] [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain (but not]] [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine that one)]] had an all out brawl and only one survived, ME, the classic Earth-616 Deadpool, so to summarize ''[[NormalFishInATinyPond A'' Deadpool]] is badass enough to kill [[WorldOfBadass the Marvel Universe]] and I'm he’s the toughest Deadpool in the Multiverse, yeah.
* ''Deadpool Vs Carnage'' was another high point inmy awesome career, I his history. He decided (well the universe decided) I he should fight Carnage, you know that NighInvulnerable sociopath who's so dangerous Spidey had to [[EnemyMine team up with Venom to take him down]], well it down]]? It took about half a day but I Deadpool [[VillainousBSOD actually broke that redneck,]] Carnage.]] he may be crazy but nothings ever random in the Marvel Universe.
* ''Deadpool: The End'' hasme him doing all sorts of crazy shit, shenanigans, but here's the starter. The universe is falling to pieces, all the big heroes and villains are trapped and or neutralized (except Spidey, who I he brought back the three big lady loves of his life) and me he’s gonna kill ''Death'' herself. Why? Why would I he do all of this? ''For Ellie.'' So what if she was dying of old age and lived to 96?! She dies Deadpool felt guilty knowing she had to die while someone like me lives?! I wasn't gonna take that. I him lives. He wasn't gonna lose Ellie Ellie, even if I he had to, in my his own words, "put the universe in chokehold."
**Course, Of course, it turns it was all part of my his big plan that had me him as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) Deadpool) and Death at my his side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
* In Deadpool: Too Soon,
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** And for those curious, here's what I say during that attack: "Health bar in your face!", then "Feel the love of the Hyper combo!", followed by "And it's a hooooooome run!". I top it off by singing "This is the Hy~per Com~bo!" after the attack is finished.
* My first revealed alternate color for VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3? My old X-Men outfit. I also got my old Weapon X outfit, too. Oh, did I mention that X-23 is now in the game? Yup, you can now have your own Weapon X team!
* I did a team-up with The Artist Formerly Known As Captain America. After demonstrating my extreme awesomeness to him and his team, I was put in charge of the mission to stop *giggles* Doctor Bong *chuckles*. That's right, I got to spend a whole evening telling Captain America, Black Widow, and Moon Knight what to do. And I even commemorated my triumph over my former psychologist *snicker* Doctor Bong *giggle* with fireworks. [[BlatantLies Too bad]] I had to have Captain America sit in my lap for there to be room enough for the fireworks in the car. I was THIS close to having Black Widow sit in my lap instead, too.
* In Deadpool #33, T-Ray confronts me by saying I'll never be a real hero or find happiness. And he does this while I'm surrounded by everyone I've ever killed. [[http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2775292.html Then I did this.]]
* Bullsye is sent after me, the great Deadpool, one last time (and in Hawkeye's costume, [[ComicBook/DarkAvengers for some bizarre reason]]). And [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bullseye+ain+t+got+shit+on+Deadpool_e691c0_3928647.jpg this happens]].
* My first revealed alternate color for VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3? My old X-Men outfit. I also got my old Weapon X outfit, too. Oh, did I mention that X-23 is now in the game? Yup, you can now have your own Weapon X team!
* I did a team-up with The Artist Formerly Known As Captain America. After demonstrating my extreme awesomeness to him and his team, I was put in charge of the mission to stop *giggles* Doctor Bong *chuckles*. That's right, I got to spend a whole evening telling Captain America, Black Widow, and Moon Knight what to do. And I even commemorated my triumph over my former psychologist *snicker* Doctor Bong *giggle* with fireworks. [[BlatantLies Too bad]] I had to have Captain America sit in my lap for there to be room enough for the fireworks in the car. I was THIS close to having Black Widow sit in my lap instead, too.
* In Deadpool #33, T-Ray confronts me by saying I'll never be a real hero or find happiness. And he does this while I'm surrounded by everyone I've ever killed. [[http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2775292.html Then I did this.]]
* Bullsye is sent after me, the great Deadpool, one last time (and in Hawkeye's costume, [[ComicBook/DarkAvengers for some bizarre reason]]). And [[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Bullseye+ain+t+got+shit+on+Deadpool_e691c0_3928647.jpg this happens]].
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* I once beat Taskmaster... by ''breakdancing''.
* How about ''everything'' I do in the trailer to my sweet [[VideoGame/{{Deadpool}} debut game]]? And it took 'em long enough to get to me.
* When I took down Black Swan, I used my PowerBornOfMadness to be awesome (as usual!), basically making the mindreader live in my head for a minute. [[MindRape Wussy couldn't handle it]]!
* They say that Macho Gomez was the best of the best. Well, I beat that bastard with one (severed) hand tied behind my back! How you may ask? Well, we were fighting, and just after he was sure I was a puddle of wise cracking goo, he tried to kill this guy who was hiding in an escape capsule heading for space. Too bad for him, the guy wasn't inside, I wasn't dead, and once he was in the air, I had his gun.
* Search up the Deadpool story arc 'X Marks the Spot' or just go to a comic book store and buy the graphic novel. Every page is either a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny, to the point even Cyclops admits in the end I'm awesome.
* When I got to be a ghost at my own funeral (no worries, I bounce back in no time), I knew it had to be the [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST. FUNERAL. EVER.]] The result was [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/44.jpg this]].
* [[http://ninegrid.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dudepeel.jpg I shot]] Zombie President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in the head.
* [[http://h8.abload.de/img/hghdeadpoolbth7.gif HATERS GONNA HATE.]]
* Deadpool Pulp: My brainwashing is eliminated when my three split personalities gang up on it.
* The ENTIRE script to my now [[ExecutiveMeddling dead movie]]. The finale in particular is nothing but back-to-bad awesomeness.
* I OutGambitted [[TheChessmaster Black Box]] and proceeded to beat down Black Tom Cassady, Black Swan and the Trapster along the way. Without my healing factor, no less.
* How about ''everything'' I do in the trailer to my sweet [[VideoGame/{{Deadpool}} debut game]]? And it took 'em long enough to get to me.
* When I took down Black Swan, I used my PowerBornOfMadness to be awesome (as usual!), basically making the mindreader live in my head for a minute. [[MindRape Wussy couldn't handle it]]!
* They say that Macho Gomez was the best of the best. Well, I beat that bastard with one (severed) hand tied behind my back! How you may ask? Well, we were fighting, and just after he was sure I was a puddle of wise cracking goo, he tried to kill this guy who was hiding in an escape capsule heading for space. Too bad for him, the guy wasn't inside, I wasn't dead, and once he was in the air, I had his gun.
* Search up the Deadpool story arc 'X Marks the Spot' or just go to a comic book store and buy the graphic novel. Every page is either a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny, to the point even Cyclops admits in the end I'm awesome.
* When I got to be a ghost at my own funeral (no worries, I bounce back in no time), I knew it had to be the [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST. FUNERAL. EVER.]] The result was [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/44.jpg this]].
* [[http://ninegrid.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dudepeel.jpg I shot]] Zombie President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in the head.
* [[http://h8.abload.de/img/hghdeadpoolbth7.gif HATERS GONNA HATE.]]
* Deadpool Pulp: My brainwashing is eliminated when my three split personalities gang up on it.
* The ENTIRE script to my now [[ExecutiveMeddling dead movie]]. The finale in particular is nothing but back-to-bad awesomeness.
* I OutGambitted [[TheChessmaster Black Box]] and proceeded to beat down Black Tom Cassady, Black Swan and the Trapster along the way. Without my healing factor, no less.
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* I He once beat Taskmaster... by ''breakdancing''.
* How about ''everything'' I do in the trailer to my sweet [[VideoGame/{{Deadpool}} debut game]]? And it took 'em long enough to get to me.
* When I he took down Black Swan, I he used my PowerBornOfMadness to be awesome (as usual!), basically making make the mindreader live in my his head for a minute. [[MindRape Wussy He couldn't handle it]]!
it]].
*They say that He once beat Macho Gomez was the best of the best. Well, I beat that bastard with one (severed) hand tied behind my his back! How you may ask? Well, we How? They were fighting, and just after he was sure I Deadpool was a puddle of wise cracking goo, he tried to kill this a guy who was hiding in an escape capsule heading for space. Too bad for him, However the guy wasn't inside, I Deadpool wasn't dead, and once he was in the air, I Deadpool had his gun.
* Search up the Deadpool story arc 'X Marks the Spot' or just go to a comic book store and buy the graphic novel. Every page is either a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny, to the point even Cyclops admits in the endI'm Deadpool is awesome.
* WhenI he got to be a ghost at my his own funeral (no worries, I bounce back in no time), I ([[DeathIsCheap he got better]]), In Deadpool’s head, he knew it had to be the [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEST. FUNERAL. EVER.]] The result was [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/44.jpg this]].
* [[http://ninegrid.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dudepeel.jpgI He shot]] Zombie President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt in the head.
*[[http://h8.abload.de/img/hghdeadpoolbth7.gif HATERS GONNA HATE.]]
*Deadpool Pulp: My His brainwashing is eliminated when my his three split personalities gang up on it.
* TheENTIRE script to my his now [[ExecutiveMeddling dead movie]]. The finale in particular is nothing but back-to-bad awesomeness.
*I He OutGambitted [[TheChessmaster Black Box]] and proceeded to beat down Black Tom Cassady, Black Swan and the Trapster along the way. Without my his healing factor, no less.
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* Search up the Deadpool story arc 'X Marks the Spot' or just go to a comic book store and buy the graphic novel. Every page is either a Crowning Moment of Awesome or Funny, to the point even Cyclops admits in the end
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* In Deadpool #900, Deadpool delivers a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. He then swiftly decapitated the psychiatrist. The awesome part? During the whole time Deadpool was in the room with the guy, he thought bubbles didn't talk to him, meaning the incident with the girl really stuck with him. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge He was]] [[TranquilFury utterly focused]] [[PapaWolf on killing the guy.]]
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* In Deadpool #900, Deadpool delivers a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. He then swiftly decapitated the psychiatrist. The awesome part? During the whole time Deadpool was in the room with the guy, he his thought bubbles didn't talk to him, meaning the incident with the girl really stuck with him. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge He was]] [[TranquilFury utterly focused]] [[PapaWolf on killing the guy.]]
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* He once [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/117437063498_6794.jpg kicked Captain America]] [[GroinAttack right in the stripes and stars]] to save the world. To be fair to Cap, he was possessed at that time by the same entity that possessed Deadpool earlier in that story. That entity? [[Comicbook/DoctorStrange Shuma]][[EldritchAbomination -Gorath]]
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* He once [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/117437063498_6794.jpg kicked Captain America]] [[GroinAttack right in the stripes and stars]] to save the world. To be fair to Cap, he was possessed at that time by the same entity that possessed Deadpool earlier in that story. That entity? [[Comicbook/DoctorStrange Shuma]][[EldritchAbomination -Gorath]]-Gorath]].
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* For his Level 3 Hyper Combo, Deadpool hits his opponent with his[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lsJREj9vY Lifebar and Hyper Meter]].
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* For his Level 3 Hyper Combo, Deadpool hits his opponent with his[[https://www.his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lsJREj9vY Lifebar and Hyper Meter]].
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* For example, in Deadpool #900, I deliver a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. I then cut his head off. No biggie. The awesome part? During the whole time I was in the room with the guy, my thought bubbles didn't talk to me, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I was]] [[TranquilFury utterly focused]] [[PapaWolf on killing the guy.]]
* And then I had this exchange between me and the "[[TheAntiChrist Savior]]."
* And then I had this exchange between me and the "[[TheAntiChrist Savior]]."
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* For example, in In Deadpool #900, I deliver Deadpool delivers a BreakThemByTalking to a psychiatrist who used his position to abuse his patients... one of them being a 16 year old girl. I He then cut his head off. No biggie. swiftly decapitated the psychiatrist. The awesome part? During the whole time I Deadpool was in the room with the guy, my he thought bubbles didn't talk to me, him, meaning the incident with the girl really hit home. stuck with him. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I He was]] [[TranquilFury utterly focused]] [[PapaWolf on killing the guy.]]
*And then I He had this exchange between me and with the "[[TheAntiChrist Savior]]."
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'''Me''': Yeah, I know.\\
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'''Myself''': Because... I want to do the right thing.\\
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'''I''': I'm not.
* And I once [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/117437063498_6794.jpg kicked Captain America]] [[GroinAttack right in the cojones]] to save the world. To be fair to Cap, he was possessed at that time by the same entity that possessed me some pages earlier. But then again, Rochambeau for the win.
** Something I just remembered; it was apparently [[Comicbook/DoctorStrange Shuma]][[EldritchAbomination -Gorath]]! Am I [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu awesome]] or what?!
* And I once [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/117437063498_6794.jpg kicked Captain America]] [[GroinAttack right in the cojones]] to save the world. To be fair to Cap, he was possessed at that time by the same entity that possessed me some pages earlier. But then again, Rochambeau for the win.
** Something I just remembered; it was apparently [[Comicbook/DoctorStrange Shuma]][[EldritchAbomination -Gorath]]! Am I [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu awesome]] or what?!
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** Something I just remembered; it was apparently
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* Ryu? Ken? Peeshaw, I can do Shoryukens better than anyone else. Heck, I'll even do them in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLHmGgLNBQ This clip]] showcases me pulling off my version of M.Bison/Dictator's Scissor Kick.
-->'''Me:''' I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming [[MultiversalConqueror Dormammu]]. Laaaame. Next one's better.
* Also, watch me demolish Wolverine with my own [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lsJREj9vY Lifebar and Hyper Meter]]. Oh yeah, I'm so awesome that the game decided to give Cap's team a pity score with timeup, before I beat Cap with those.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLHmGgLNBQ This clip]] showcases me pulling off my version of M.Bison/Dictator's Scissor Kick.
-->'''Me:''' I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming [[MultiversalConqueror Dormammu]]. Laaaame. Next one's better.
* Also, watch me demolish Wolverine with my own [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lsJREj9vY Lifebar and Hyper Meter]]. Oh yeah, I'm so awesome that the game decided to give Cap's team a pity score with timeup, before I beat Cap with those.
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* Ryu? Ken? Peeshaw, I can do Shoryukens better than anyone else. Heck, I'll even do them One of Deadpool’s standard moves in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3''!
''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'' is the Shoryuken.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLHmGgLNBQ This clip]] showcasesme him pulling off my a version of M.Bison/Dictator's Scissor Kick.
-->'''Me:''' I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming [[MultiversalConqueror Dormammu]]. Laaaame. Next one's better.
Kick as well.
*Also, watch me demolish Wolverine For his Level 3 Hyper Combo, Deadpool hits his opponent with my own [[https://www.his[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16lsJREj9vY Lifebar and Hyper Meter]]. Oh yeah, I'm so awesome that the game decided to give Cap's team a pity score with timeup, before I beat Cap with those.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBLHmGgLNBQ This clip]] showcases
-->'''Me:''' I really hate that video. I get my butt kicked by that cheap dark fireball-spamming [[MultiversalConqueror Dormammu]]. Laaaame. Next one's better.
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** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to never deal with me again. Take that Spidey!!!
* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to never deal with me again. Take that Spidey!!!
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** Course, turns it was all part of my big plan that had me as the King of Hell, ol' Mephisto chained up for good (all because of a deal between him and I) and Death at my side. Most importantly, Ellie was in Paradise like she deserves.
* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to never deal with me again. Take that Spidey!!!deserves.
* Once, I was in hell with Mephisto, because of a deal and he let me go because I talk too much. Let me explain this: Mephisto found me so annoying he break a deal just to never deal with me again. Take that Spidey!!!
