Web Animation / Gamer Poop

"Intriguing, but highly disturbing..."

Gamer Poop is a comedic Machinima series by MANS1AY3R which consists of editing video and audio from various video games to create humorous scenes loosely based in and around the games he enjoys. So far the following games have been Gamer Pooped:

• Cyberpunk 2077
• Fallout 3
• Fallout: New Vegas
• Fallout 4
• Resident Evil 5
• The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
• L.A. Noire
• Mass Effect 3
• Mass Effect: Andromeda
• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
• The Walking Dead (Telltale)
• The Wolf Among Us
• The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
• Red Dead Redemption
• Game of Thrones (Telltale)
• Hogwarts Legacy

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It looks something like this:

• Affectionate Parody
• The Aggressive Drug Dealer: Ysolda will go to any lengths necessary to establish her crackhouse.
• All Just a Dream:
  • "Well, soldier? Are you up for this ass?" Much to the annoyance and disappoinment of the man having it. "It's just a dream," he sighs... at which point, a near-naked man stands up and walks off.
    Naked Man: Nope. Better.
  • Subverted when Shepard is about to be ravished by Garrus. He is relieved to wake up and dismiss it as a dream... only for Garrus to reveal himself. Cue a Big "NO!"
• All Love Is Unrequited:
  • Captain Bailey carries a torch for Shepard.
  • Shepard is likewise in love with Kaidan as seen in Mass Effect #3. Interestingly, this is the only situation where he's shown romantic interest without using his Catchphrase.
• Alternate Character Interpretation: Everyone is given this treatment in-universe:
  • Shepard is now a cross-dressing nymphomaniac with a fetish for steak.
  • Garrus gives little children drugs and wants to have Shepard touch his rectum. He also raped Shepard.
  • Liara is a Reaper Doomsday Device. Later, she becomes OPTIMUS PRIME!
  • Jarl Balgruuf was a little girl in France and dresses as a woman. He's also a Memetic Badass who can go on an epic Piss-Take Rap at the drop of a hat, and he's also Lord of the Ring and Lord of the Reefer.
  • Azura commands an entire realm inside Nelacar's anus. The rest of the tavern encourages him to sh!t her out into a cauldron, much to his chagrin.
  • Ulfric Stormcloak started the Skyrim civil war in order to steal Elisif's secret recipe for nachos.
  • Sheogorath is the crossdressing Daedric Prince of Douchebaggery who buys an entire of supply of "divine sluts" at once... which still fits into his canon personality.
  • Nazeem is flamboyant and really, really wants someone to ravish him.
  • Preston Garvey has a sexual fetish for settlements.
  • Scott Ryder is a Covert Pervert who likes watching recordings of his own conception, asks inappropriate questions about alien anatomy, and asks everyone on dates.
  • Drack fucks on the first date and skips the dinner.
  • Dr. Ramirez is a public masturbator and wants to enslave everyone.
  • Dr. Carlyle humps the comatose Sara Ryder.
  • Addison - or rather, her face - is now not only in control of everything related to the Andromeda Imitative, it harbors a Terminator-like hatred for Ryder's existence.
  • James is now some kind of hardcore badass who can kill people by punching a hole in their chests and tearing their hearts out. He also works on Project Pure Pussy to bring fresh clean pussy to the Wasteland.
  • The Dragonborn is a clumsy Butt-Monkey with farts that can kill grown adults and stun Alduin.
• Ambiguous Syntax: Three instances occur in a single skit Skyrim #19:
  • First, the Dovahkiin returned the family jewels (actual gems) to a woman.
  • He starts having problems when he's supposed to claim his reward, when the woman hands him a key that unlocks her chest (there's a locket over the woman's breasts and an actual chest right next to her).
  • He's kicked out of the house for trying to unlock the actual chest, but the woman practically begs him to grab her milk jugs. There's a shelf right behind him with literal jugs of milk.
• Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?: Nazeem seems disappointed that a guard doesn't want to rip his clothes and ravage the area. Later on he's captured by Forsworn but doesn't want to escape since he just wants to get "ravaged" one more team.
• Ascended Meme: MaleShep voice actor Mark Meer is fully aware of MaleShep's catchphrase from the Mass Effect videos.
• Ass Shove: Nazeem hid a key up his ass while he and an Orc were prisoners by the Forsworn. He let it "drop" and the Orc has to pick it up with his mouth to free themselves.
• Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever A giant chicken attacks Whiterun.
• Ax-Crazy: In Oblivion #2, an orc on the streets gives us the following, which turns out to be not actually a dream, when the guy wakes up to find him feeding a kitten in the middle of the city's flaming ruins:
  Orc: A little bird told me "Go, go! Socialize! Talk to those fine people! And then KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!!! PLUNGE YOUR KNIFE INTO THEIR THROATS WHEN THEY AIN'T LOOKING AND THEN BURN 'EM TO THE GROUND!!!" Well that's silly, isn't it? HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!
• Bait-and-Switch: Mass Effect 3 #4 is the first video to feature Fem Shep, with the first several scenes focused solely on her. A later scene opens with a surprised Jack saying, "I didn't think the Queen of the Girl Scouts would be here"...only for it to be revealed that she was talking to the male Shepard.
• Berserk Button:
  • Don't hoard any of Ysolda's cocaine. Ever.
  • Corporal Sterling had to drown some Rangers in the river for having fun with his weed.
• Bestiality Is Depraved:
  • The Dovahkiin eagerly awaits an attractive female pleasuring him. In the morning, it turns out a goat was sucking him off.
  • The Whiterun guards really like their hagraven meat.
    Guard: Of course. I caught a glimpse of that captured hagraven's beautiful tits. Dovahkiin. You better work, work, WORK that hairy coochie.
  • Emperor Titus Mede is a cow fucker.
  • Oblivion gives us an elf virgin who is upset about his predicament.
    "Out of my way! I once fondled a deer, and I'll do it again!"
  • Fallout 4 has an Institute scientist who's insulted when his "yanking" skills are questioned, and challenges the Sole Survivor to compete with him.
    "I can yank at a momentous pace, in fact I can yank a gorilla for an hour and still not get too attached. Any chance you can take that on? I say let's give it a try"
  • Strong fucks a Brahmin in full sight of everyone.
• Big Beautiful Woman: The dancing girls at the end of the first Fallout 4 episode.
• Big-Breast Pride: "Look at this beautiful big breasts!" (hums the old ESPN theme)
• Bigger Is Better in Bed:
  • Cicero has one that's apparently been predicted by sages... and turns Balgruuf into a giant walrus.
  • "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved... penises. BIG... curved. Penises."
• Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head: The first thing Alduin does after ambushing the Dragonborn is to call him a "buttface."
• Black Comedy Rape: Garrus does this to Shepard with it being censored by technical difficulties.
  Garrus: Are you ready to be a woman?
  Shephard: NOO-
  Technical Difficulties
• Black Is Bigger in Bed: Said by Jacob.
  Jacob: It's my cock, Shepard, it's fucking huge!
  • The warriors from Hamerfell have big, curved pen*ses.
• *Bleep*-dammit!: Words are censored with a total lack of consistency. Or rather, they're bleeped only when the maker couldn't find the right syllables to stitch together.
  Hammerfell Warrior: Fuck all that singing and shit.
• Blunt "No": "Is me tits nice?" "Nay." *shocked expression*
• Breast Expansion:
  • There's a reason the show's called "Battle Tits", and Shepard sees why in person, though it's implied it's just Shepard hallucinating.
  • Inverted with Dr. Eva Core's growing ass, leading to a Nonstandard Game Over.
  • Carlotta Valentia used a spell to raise her tits. She refuses to share her secret with Ysolda.
• Brick Joke: Diana ends up regretting her battle tits due to Shepard's Male Gaze.
  • In Skyrim, the kids operating a drug cartel.
  • During the DJ Arretino section, Braith can be seen in all her "finery" dancing among the other kids.
• Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: When Shepard offers his squadmates some icebreakers to talk to the females at a party:
  Shepard: " What's with the sausage fest? I've got females everywhere."
  Garrus: "Well, we don't know exactly what we need to do. ...don't know how.
  Shepard: " (short laugh) I'm Commander Shepard, but I guess I'm now your therapist, you could say, 'Hey,' 'What's your name?' 'Would you like something to drink?' 'What sound will you make when my cock destroys your pusssieeeeee?' You know?"
  Garrus: "I don't know, Shepard"
  Shepard: "Oh, come on! You can do it. Say it loud and proud!"
• Buxom Beauty Standard: Piper. Mayor McDonough calls them "glorious". The Sole Survivor can outdo her — the male one.
• Butt-Monkey: The Dovahkiin. Constantly asked to do all kinds of depraved sexual acts, and is so disillusioned by it all that by the time a woman asks him to "unlock her chest" for his reward, he goes over to a nearby chest and unlocks it, only for her to kick him out for trying to steal her stuff. Commander Shepard immediately appears and calls the Dovahkiin a "pain in the ass" for not noticing that she was "talking about her tits".
• Call-Back: In the first Mass Effect 3 Gamer Poop episode, we see Shepard talk to Diana about joining the crew to work on her "Battle Tits" show. In the fifth installment of the series, we are finally treated to a broadcast of said program.
• Camp Gay: Many, many times. The best example is "Skyrim Shuffle"
  And twirl, honey, twirl! TWIRL, honey, TWURL!
  • Paladin Danse shows off his moves on the "danse floor", but don't you dare trying to outdo him. "I'm the star here."
  • A pair of manly men teach a young boy how to be like them. "We are men, manly men! We are men, manly, manly, manly men!"
• Captain Ersatz: Batface and Super Gai.
• Catchphrase: Shepard's "We'll bang, ok?"
• Chestburster: Sarah Lyons gives birth to a Super Mutant like this. She actually survives.
• Chic and Awe: After someone brags about his wealth, house and sexual prowess, a character dressed in a revealing tavern clothes walk by, accompanied by sensual music. As this is Gamer Poop... it's a man.
• Commander Contrarian: Hilariously inverted in a sketch set in the final level in Mass Effect 3. In this case, Anderson is the one making insane plans that would result in massive civilian and friendly casualties for no net gain, and Shepard is the one protesting. Anderson continuously shuts him up.
• *Cough* Snark *Cough*: "Jailbait" in one of Skyrim's Gamer Poops.
• Creator Cameo: Mans1ay3r shows up twice, represented by a Redguard in both Oblivion and Skyrim. In Oblivion he's peacefully sleeping until a Manly Gay Nord wakes him up and later rapes him. In Skyrim he's prancing around in his underwear stealing chickens until he's arrested by a guard.
• Creepy Crossdresser: The entire population of Bruma, much to the player character's horror.
• Curse Cut Short: "Shepard, I'm a Reaper doomsday device." "Oh, SHI-" *cut to next sketch*
  Darner Vosque: To do business, I need your ass on a leash — in bed with me.
  Shepard: Ffffffffffffffffff-fuu—-!
• Dance Battler: A particularly camp Blade who manages to dodge every attack from an opponent during their training session in Ep.1 of the Oblivion poop.
• D-Cup Distress: Ashley Williams in the sixth Mass Effect poop. Shepard reassures her in his usual way:
  Ashley: I hate my titties.
  Shepard: Hey. They're fine, Ash. They're so damn fine. I think they're just stuck in those super-tight clothes.
• Dirty Coward: Landon Ricketts only shoots anything that can't shoot back, and runs the instant "real men" show up.
  Landon: LOOK. Real men on the bridge! We have to run! They'll slaughter us! Help!
  • Shepard's reaction to motherfucking dragons is to panic and tell everyone to run, abandon their children if need be, and he'll even push an old lady out of the way.
• Distracted by the Sexy:
  • The reason why breasts are banned in Mayor McDonough's office.
  • Shepard's eyes grow wide looking at Diana's Breast Expansion.
    Shepard: (after) Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, OK?
• Drag Queen: A recurring motif. To drinking game levels.
  • Shepard is the official Alliance Drag Queen, despite Tali's objection.
• Does This Remind You of Anything?: An elf asks Nazir (the Dark Brotherhood without the "hood" part) how to use his manhood. Cut to Nazir's face bent near the elf's crotch, as something white splatters all over his face while they both groan in exertion to pound out sweetrolls, which is a perfectly good way to be manly. The white stuff was glazing.
  • After the Normandy demolishes the roof of Dragonsreach during a crash landing, Jarl Balgruuf is understandably furious, but Commander Shepard reassures him that "[he's] investigated [himself] and determined [he] did nothing wrong". The Jarl seemingly buys it and says it is "fair and not corrupt at all", followed by Jarl Balgruuf and Shepard and friends doing an Aside Glance to the camera (this video came out not too long after the murder of George Floyd in 2020 by a police officer).
• Early-Installment Weirdness:
  • The earlier episodes focused more on surrealism and non sequitur and were closer to the YouTube Poops the series were named after, while the newer episodes have gone for lots of innuendo and Homoerotic Subtext and implemented more sophisticated editing and scripting rather than being mostly Manipulative Editing of normal conversations and scenarios in the game.
  • Earlier Fallout 3 entries were also devoid of text, making it somewhat hard to follow what is being said by characters. The addition of subtitles and Title Cards greatly improved the jokes.
• Enemy Mine: Shepard sides with the Reapers to abduct women.
• Escalating Punchline: "Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRR fruits."
• Exorcist Head: Commander Shepard does this in Mass Effect 5, after hearing about an apparent sex tape.
• Extra! Extra! Read All About It!: Nat Wright sells the Pubic Occurrences newspaper this way. Since it has lots of pictures, the Sole Survivor ends up buying all the stock.
• Extreme Omnisexual: Various Skyrim NPCs ascribe to the motto of "any hole is a goal". Even if it belongs to a hagraven.
• Fan Disservice:
  • Braith in a really, really slutty outfit and whore makeup. As put succinctly by the witnesses:
    AAARGH IT BURNS.
  • "I love... LOVE... moist towelettes. They feel so GLORIOUS upon my sweet ass. Watch." You're treated to the sight of asscheeks being wiped. (the screen even says "SHIELD YOUR EYES", with the text on the background displaying "cannot be unseen")
  • The dancing girls at the end of the first Fallout 4 Poop... assuming you aren't into curvier women, of course.
  • Most of the drawings of Jarl Balgruuf like one of the French girls.
• Fandom Rivalry: In-universe example:
  "For Skyrim!"
  "For Skyrim!"
  "For Skyrim!"
  "For Dragon Age!"
  *Everyone stops and turns around with a Record Scratch*
  "Uh... for... for Skyrim?"
  *Everyone chases after the poor Dragon Age fan, girly screaming ensues*
• Fartillery: Skyrim 18 reveals the Dragonborn's gas is noxious enough that it can kill a fully-grown man. And bring Alduin down to his knees.
  "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHAT TWISTED WORDS HAVE YOU CREATED WITH YOUR MORTAL ANUS?"
• Fling a Light into the Future:
  Shepard: (to Ryder) Hello! Anybody hear me? Is this the future? We'll bang, OK?
• Freeze-Frame Bonus:
  • During the "What about the rest of your ass?" "You're lookin' at it!" sketch, where an action prompt usually is in Mass Effect is the action "Flat Ass - Abandon".
  • When one man in Skyrim attempts to purchase eight- no, NINE divine sluts, the interface flashes up "9001 Gold Removed" as he pays the stewardess.
  • In Oblivion 2, during the private dance, "why are you watching this you nasty freak!" pops up for a split second.
  • In Oblivion 3, during Thaedil's "juggling" number, a card pops up reading "WATCH AGAIN IN 3D!!!!!!!!!" In the bottom right-hand corner is the text *may or may not be real 3D and yes you still have to pay extra if you brought your own 3D glasses.
  • In Skyrim 7, a fake Blue Screen of Death will appear, with the additional dialogue:
    Insert your penis into the ethernet port to continue_
    (Don't worry, we know it will fit)
• Funny Background Event: During the second part of Jarl Balgruuf's rap as The Stinger, Sauron can be seen off to the side dancing.
• Gangsta Style: James fires a .44 Magnum revolver this way to shoot the baby Super Mutant Sarah Lyons just gave birth to, Chestburster-style.
• Groin Attack: A guy is in jail for having bitten off the nuts of a man.
• HAHAHA No: When the Champion of Cyrodiil asks Obama if he can be Emperor.
• Harmful to Minors/Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: Manipulating the lines of children to produce this is where a significant amount of the humor comes from, such as selling their bodies or selling drugs. Said children usually wind up dead, as well.
  • Nat Wright sells pornographic newspapers in public.
  • Nord children have a strong pimp hand, and don't take backchat from their hoes.
• Hartman Hips: Dr. Eva Coré takes this to the absolute extreme. Shepard calls her "too valuable an ass to lose."
• Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: Shepard makes pretty frequent statements about how much he loves females, even though in reality he's more of an omnisexual.
  Shepard: More importantly, pussy's my friend.
  Garrus: You sure?
• He Knows Too Much: When Dr. Chocolates tells Shepard that she heard he's been working with the Reapers to abduct women, Shepard denies it, but internally proclaims that she knows too much.
  Shepard: [Laughs] You old cunt, that makes no sense.
  [Screen turns red and creepy music plays]
  Shepard: [Thinking] She knows too much!
• Ho Yay:
  • Pretty much the basis of most of the humor, especially in the more recent installments. invoked
  • Get your groove on, soldier! These boys work hard, but they play harder.
• Hypocrite: Onmund from the College of Winterhold finds anal sex or anal masturbation disgusting and forbids others from partaking in it, but he dabbles in it himself.
• I Did What I Hadto Do: Shepard says that he's found a way to beat the reapers, so he says to Liara to comply to his requests, while EDI says that's logical to listen to him.
  Shepard: I finally found a way to beat the Reapers
  Everyone Hell yeah! Let's do it!
  Shepard: James, grab that ass. Miranda, hold this cock.
  Liara: What are you thinking, Shepard?
  Shepard: We can do it, just give me control of your *ahem* body and I'll stop them!
• I Love the Dead:
  • Lee and company screw zombies.
  • Commander Shepard screws reapers. Dead reapers.
  • Donald Trump made a lot of money screwing NINE zombies.
  • Doctor Amari would like to inform you that inserting a butt plug in a dead man's anus is defiling a corpse.
  • Two children walking in Riverwood notice a dead body, and immediately scream that someone's fucking that dead body.
• Immediate Self-Contradiction: Onmund, working at the College of Winterhold gift shop.
  Onmund: I won't allow butt stuff in the College of Winterhold! It's not for you. It's not for me. It's not for anyone. Only me.
• Inn of No Return: A barmaid in Oblivion keeps some of her rooms stocked with fresh zombies for customers she doesn't like.
• The Internet Is for Cats: Shepard once spent all day watching cat videos online.
• Interspecies Romance:
  • Shepard once romanced a unicorn, with human breasts. He still thinks of her fondly enough that he freaked out when Jack says she knows about it.
  • Javik seems to freak Shepard out at first with his "human mating calls", but then Shepard says, "Stop that, you're making a scene...whisper that. Softly. In my ear."
• It Amused Me: When asked why he's smuggling prostitutes into Diamond City, and later, why he's impersonating the Sole Survivor's wife, Deacon's only response is "Why not?"
• It's All About Me: "I'm Commander Shepard. I'm right. Always am. Damn everyone else."
  Shepard:" It's not about you and me, Liara. It's about me and me "
• Jailbait Taboo: In one of the Skyrim poops, Braith is dressed up like, uh, a woman of easy virtue. She approaches two adult men while arguing with her mother that she's old enough to know what she wants to do with her body. The two men quickly leave, disturbed, but not before flinging their bread at the girl and (somehow) killing her.
• Jiggle Physics:
  • A certain woman in Tamriel is complemented for this. As is a certain Orc.
  • "Let's get to training these double-D's!"
• "Just Joking" Justification: A Skyrim tavern patron claims that while he wife is great, "every man needs a little man ass every now and then, right?" When no one else expresses their agreement, he tries to say he was just kidding. No one buys it.
• Kissof Death: Happens rather literally when a Solitude guard makes out with the Dragonborn - erm, Derpboy. The guard then threatens to give "some sugar" to Batface and Super Gai, who both politely refuse.
• Large Ham: "[Moist Towelettes] feel so GLORIOUS!!!! upon my sweet ass!"
• Laugh Track: Subverted. There's occasionally an audience "Aww..." or "Eww..." track played in certain scenes, but no laugh tracks.
• Leaning on the Fourth Wall: "This is insane! Oblivion's being trolled!" "Damnit MANS1AY3R!"
• Letting the Air out of the Band:
  • What happens when one man realizes that Sheogorath has already purchased every available piece of ass on sale.
  • The opening sketch of the second Skyrim video does this on the phrase, ———————> "*sigh* ...son, your mother will pay for this."
  • When Shepard is seemingly confessing to Kaidan aboard the ship and the latter mentions that he's attracted to his mother.
• Literal Metaphor: "LOOK OUT! IT'S A GIANT COCK!" [cue gigantic rooster]
• Lovable Sex Maniac: Shepard.
• Manipulative Editing:
  • Almost all the series' humor comes from this. The one time it doesn't... it's from Sheogorath. Highly fitting, considering what Sheogorath is.
  • Used to exploit Acting for Two. Lines that one character said will be used by others sharing the same voice actor. In particular, Nazir inherits a lot of Three Dog's lines and his signature howling, but other examples exist, such as the fact that Jarl Balgruuf never actually says his name in-game, and is in fact given by another character in the game voiced by Michael Gough.invoked
  • Lampshaded at the start of Skyrim 18 when a guard encounters Mans1ay3r and attempts to use magic armor to avoid being made to say something stupid. It doesn't work, and he gets teleported into the ocean for good measure.
• Manly Gay:
  • "Go fiddling with any cocks here, or we're going to have a real... BIG party." A dance party completely made of up of random guards and Thalmor start. Jon Battle-Born suggests that they invite some women, and gets body slammed for his troubles.
  • One asks that you call him "Princess" and lost his manhood years ago.
  • Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
  • Ulfberth War-Bear and his "Skyrim Shuffle".
    Ulfberth: Are you trying to tickle me?
  • And then there's the "Manly Men" segment.
• Meaningful Name: Mrs. Slut. Gloria Slut.
  • 'EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
• Medium Awareness: Ulfberth War-Bear can hear you leveling up.
• Mistaken for Gay: The guards dragged Cicero before Balgruuf because one of them thought he was a lady. Just because he takes care of his pretty, pretty body... oils it... PRESERVES IT... MASTURBATES IT...
• Mister Seahorse: One man in Skyrim unfortunately becomes this, and fears that he might end up in some holy book.
• Moment Killer:
  • It turns out the Catalyst created the Reapers to solely cockblock Maleshep.
  • It's a different kind of moment, but killed nonetheless, by the vampire lord some know as Cock Blockula.
• Mondegreen Gag: Dr. Chakwas is named "Dr. Chocolates" in the scene she appears in.
• Mood Motif: Whenever "The Wires" by Cheezrus plays, something ostensibly naughty is happening or is about to happen. DJ Dela's "I Love My Sex" and "Bleed" are getting popular, though.
• Mood Whiplash: In the sixth Skyrim video, there's not enough crack to provide the Stormcloaks with. In a heartwarming moment, everyone else in the shack donates their own crack to Ysolda, including the crack making girl who swiped some for herself. Ysolda reacts differently to that one, though.
  Ysolda: You crack-hoarding bitch! HOSENKA!
  K.O.
  [Beat]
  Ysolda: But thank you. I'll never forget you. [takes crack from dead kid's corpse]
• Nightmare Face: "Have you seen my cute little monkey?"
  • The little girl in Ivarstead whose father is a Snow Troll.
• Nobody Poops: Completely Averted:
  • In the The Walking Dead (Telltale), poops-Lee soils himself when fighting one of the zombies.
  • In the Mass Effect videos, the Normandy crew are forced to let Dr. Eva escape because Liara has to shit.
  • Nelacar is encouraged to sh*t out the goddess Azura after she somehow ended up commanding an entire realm inside his anus.
  • A father and his son in Markarth are ostracized by the community because they keep shitting everywhere.
  • One Thalmor officer accidently shits on the floor and the man walking behind him ends up walking in it.
• No Fourth Wall:
  • The YouTube buffer symbol stops the video during a brief moment in the first Walking Dead video. Unfortunately, it happens to stop like this:
    Kenny: So, I screwed his precious little girl[BUFFERING]'s duck.
  • GP Oblivion #4 inserts a direct address to viewers during the Emperor's bathing scene. "So I take it you like watching men bathe?"
  • Happens as a Brick Joke in Oblivion #5 where a character addresses the viewer twice:
    "Why aren't you playing Skyrim? Why are you... watching me?"
    *a few sketches later*
    "Seriously? You're still here?"
• Noodle Incident: Nelacar somehow has Azura commanding an entire realm inside his anus. A Stormcloak officer nearby says he's dealt with this kind of problem before.
• Nonstandard Game Over: Liara should have taken a shit before chasing Dr. Eva Core.
• "On the Next Episode of..." Catch-Phrase: "Find out between the Battle Tits."
• Papa Wolf: The Sole Survivor may be a typical Gamer Poop character but he still cares for his son Shaun and is greatly distressed to see Mama Murphy having psychic sex with him or Kellogg flushing him down the toilet.
• Parental Incest:
  • According to one sketch, after the war is over, Kaidan wants to "take [his mother] dancing in the streets, hugging and f*ckin'!" Shepard is very upset.
  • One episode has a Skyrim citizen express sexual interest in his mother. His brother tells him that's disgusting, and to try sis instead.
• Piss-Take Rap:
  • Jarl Ballin'.
  • Garrus Vakarian and Three Dog both do this with the same backing track in earlier episodes, albeit with Garrus receiving reduced enthusiasm when he points out his rectum.
• Pluralses: Recently a few characters have come to pluralize random words. The video descriptions are also affected.
• Railroading: A Skyrim citizen wants to enlist the Dragonborn's help to find an embarrassing picture of his micropenis before the Thalmor get to it. When the Dragonborn immediately attempts to leave and not get involved, the citizen blocks the exit and forces him to accept the quest.
  "Oh no you don't. This is a story mission. A main quest, bitch."
• Real Men Eat Meat: Ulfric shouts Anoriath off a ledge for suggesting that he eat fruits and vegetables (ironically, Anoriath in the real game sells meat).
• Real Men Wear Pink: Episode 18 of Skyrim has the Dragonborn hold a wicker basket to pick up pretty flowers.
• Relax-o-Vision: The "SHIELD YOUR EYES" card that appears when a bard wishes to demonstrate how moist towelettes feel upon his ass. It disappears, unfortunately.
• Ripped from the Headlines: Poops made from 2020 onward frequently mention the COVID-19 Pandemic. Exemples include "infected dragons" in Skyrim and Shepard saying a little "pandemic pussy" never hurt anyone.
  • One crossover video involving the Normandy crashing into Dragonsreach is an indirect reference to the George Floyd riots of 2020.
• Robotic Reveal: After complaining how Benezia hid her Transformers toys from her, Liara reveals she has also become Optimus Prime! Shepard doesn't bat an eye and tells her to quit showing off.
• Running Gag:
  • Shepard's "we'll bang, OK?" line from the Mass Effect 3 poops is the most classic example of this trope.
  • "Butt pirates" are mentioned occasionally throughout the series.
  • Shepard not shutting up about steak.
  • Three Dog's famous "Sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good" snippet (from Gamer Poop Fallout 3 #7) with Three Dog's catchphrase howling has made numerous comebacks in his Gamer Poops. Particularly with Garrus Vakarian. GP Skyrim #6 makes this a full feature, this time with Balgruuf, assisted with Nazir (who shares a voice actor with Three Dog).
  • "ARGH, IT BURNS!"
  • "Now dance!"
  • A woman turning out to be a man is common. Lampshaded when Commander Shepard starts suspecting that Traynor, who's coming on to him, could be a man.
  • The GIF of someone jiggling their buttocks is used to represent the word "ass" or "butt" in the subtitles.
  • The awesome face is used to censor words or private parts. In one of the Skyrim episodes, the coin design even seems to resemble an Awesome Face. invoked
  • At one point, subverted: it could have become a running gag in the Mass Effect poops that a Grissom Academy student would, in a deep voice that Reapers would love, go What the fuck?, in response to whatever nonsense Shepard subjects them to. The student tries it a second time, only to be told to shut up by Shepard.
  • Garrus Vakarian's rectum.
  • ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 150G - Private Dance. Cue the Fan Disservice.
    • Averted with Shepard and Garrus doing the tango - correctly.
  • "You've got a real bounce to your chest!"
• Signs of the End Times: Nearly quoted verbatim by a priest at the sight of Cicero's large penis.
  "IT'S THE END TIMES! THE END TIMES HAVE COME!"
• Screams Like a Little Girl:
  • Nate when he's out of ammo and confronted by a Raider.
  • The Stormcloak soldier who likes Dragon Age and gets chased because of it.
  • The Dragonborn, when he gets ambushed by Alduin while picking pretty flowers.
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Super Gai, when a guard wants to give him some sugar too.
• Show Stopper: Done via Laugh Track in Skyrim #20, when Commander Shepard suddenly appears on the screen.
• The Stoner: Marshal Leigh Johnson just wants to smoke weed.
• Stop Worshipping Me: The pregnant man from Skyrim is about to give birth to a "Holy Child" and wants to get rid of it because he's afraid he's going to end up worshipped by "crazies" because of it.
• Sorry, I'm Gay: After much egging from Tali, Femshep finally gets on the dance floor and "shake[s] that perfect ass" to attract a stranger. Unfortunately:
  "Uhm, excuse me... I like men."
  "What."
• Stalker Shrine: Legate Rikke has one dedicated to General Tullius.
• Stay in the Kitchen: A common attitude towards females, especially in the Skyrim videos.
  Bard:"Women love to clean, and they all love to cook steak!"
• Suddenly Ethnicity: Not for any character, but for the uploader, MANS1AY3R, who decided to do a Resident Evil 7 Let's Play on the side of his main videos...complete with a facecam. The fact that MANS1AY3R is very much a black man came as a (pleasant) surprise to the fanbase, especially after the jokes in Skyrim about Redguards having "curved penises."
• Synthetic Plague: The alchemist in Skyrim #8 managed to make synthetic gonorrhea by accident when he was 13.
• Teeny Weenie:
  • An elf in Skyrim has one and seeks the help of the Dark Brother to learn how to please his husband. The answer: Pastries, with an accidental cream bukkake.
  • When EDI removed Joker's pants, she detected a very short anomaly, and just like that, the magic was gone.
  • Someone tries to recruit the Dragonborn to find a picture of his before the Thalmor get it.
• The One That Got Away: Shepard has a mild Freak Out when Jack reminds him of a relationship he once had with a large-breasted unicorn, and is later shown gazing longingly at a photo of the two of them.
• Too Much Information:
  • Cicero's body-preserving habits that not only got him Mistaken for Gay, but nearly arrested.
  • Thanks, bard, for showing the viewers that you love your moist towelettes on your ass.
  • The conversation at the start of the fourth Skyrim video concludes in this way.
    "My nips are wet and been in the air. Cold won't be good for my crotch, either, never is."
    [Beat]
    "I think we're done talking."
    "Yep."
    "Mm-hmm."
  • One gets foisted on the man in the intro to the eighth Skyrim video: the pub patrons all agree his wife is a very nice woman, but once he begins talking about how he needs a little man ass every once in a while, the pub goes silent, much to his disappointment.
    "It was just a joke!"
  • Shepard wishes he could unhear EDI's comments about Joker's tiny penis.
• Trademark Favorite Food:
  • Shepard stays focused, because of how much he f*cking loves steak.
  • Turns out Nazir, the Dark Brother, loves sweetrolls, which he accepts in exchange for teaching an elf how to use his smaller-than-average manhood effectively. "Bloody brilliant payment! Now go. Please your husband like never before!"
• Unrequited Love:
  • Captain Bailey has a ... disturbing love for Shepard.
  • Kaidan doesn't want to date Shepard because he's already in a relationship with his mother. Shepard actually sheds a Single Tear.
• Unsettling Gender-Reveal:
  • Balgruuf is apparently female in Skyrim Poop, much to the horror of his guards and a grab-happy Stormcloak soldier.
    "By the Gods, you're a man!"
  • Done again in many instances, like the Skyrim #6 example above.
  • Everyone in Bruma is apparently a Creepy Crossdresser and/or Transgender. As one Argonian succinctly puts it:
    Bruma! That's where men are women.
  • Nate is actually Shaun's mom, not father, and has the boobs to support his claim.
  • Lampshaded in Mass Effect #5 when Shepard starts suspecting that Traynor could be a man. She says she is. Mostly.
  • And of course, the "woman" who showed Gulem-Ei her breasts and went down on him in one skit turns out to have been the Daedric Prince of Douchebaggery in disguise, much to said the Argonian's disbelief and horror.
  • Bigby's wife was Snow's husband—he didn't realize it was a man's d*ck. He then asks Snow if she would tell him if she had one, She says of course...she just did.
• Unusual Euphemism:
  EDI: "I kissed Joker last night. But when I removed his jeans, I detected a very short anomaly."
  "Feel free to stick money in the Old Glory Hole!"
  Ashley: Whatever generates your "Mass Effect field"...
  Miranda: My father believed deeply in hand-picked pickles.
  "But you stole a young child's plaything... and inserted it into your plaything."
  Jon Snow: Not one could puff the magic dragon like me.
• Verbal Backspace:
  Shepard: Never thought I'd spend 20 minutes [Klaxon!] A few hours [Klaxon!] Okay, all day on the internets. [Ding!]
• Visual Pun: In Skyrim 18, Alduin calls the Dragonborn a "butt-face", then a scene shows two farmers with butts for faces.
  Alduin: "DOVAHKIIN, YOU BUTT FACE!"
  Butt-Faced Farmer #1: "Huh, did you call me?"
  Butt-Faced Farmer #2: "Nope, did you call me?"
• Wholesome Crossdresser: He's Jarl Balgruuf, and he wants to be your fancy French lady.
• Would Harm a Senior: The Sole Survivor has no qualms about punching Mama Murphy. To be fair, she was having psychic sex with his own boy.
  • Shepard roughly shoves an old woman in Skyrim to the side when everyone flees in panic from motherfucking dragons.
• Would Hurt a Child:
  • The kid who called the Dragonborn a Dragon Bitch really should have thought about the consequences of smack-talking a man who can send people twice his size to Suplex City.
  • Don't be a crack-hoarding bitch when Ysolda is struggling to get enough for the army.
  • James immediately shoots the Super Mutant Chestburster that Sarah Lyons just gave birth to with his Hand Cannon.
• Wrong-Name Outburst: "I care about you, Ash- MIRANDA!"

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"It looks something like this..."
"I like your aaaassss!" "YOU'RE LYING MORGAN!"
"I'll have you know there's no PUSIEEEEEEE"
"Let's get to bashing butts, as well as DEEZ NUTS"
"I'm Jarl Balgruuf. And I be BALLIN'. SWAG"
"Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, OK?"
"I'm looking for the bitches of Crookback Bog" "You looks like a b!tch yourself!"
"Hahahaha. Women... Girls... BACK to our kitchens."