Video Game: Metal Wolf Chaos

That's the heinous terrorist Metal Wolf!

Remember Air Force One, that movie where Harrison Ford was like, the kickass President of the United States? ...Japan saw that and they were like "We can do better than that!"

Michael Wilson, veteran of the Arizona Conflict and 47th President of the United States has been deposed in a military coup by his running mate, Richard Hawk. Now, he must take up the guise of Metal Wolf and take back America city by city, armed only with his Mini-Mecha and the power of burning American freedom.

A game this American could only have been made in Japan.

Metal Wolf Chaos is an original Xbox game made by FromSoftware, unfortunately (and weirdly) never released in America. The game is a Mecha title focused around the highly American pursuit of blowing stuff up, with a plot and dialog that is the epitome of Hot-Blooded American Patriotic Fervor, regardless of coming from a different country altogether. Weaponry includes machine guns, rocket launchers, and a shark gun - Yes, a shark gun - while the plot takes you to shootouts in the southwest, bomb threats in Beverly Hills, mangling mechas in Manhattan, redecorating the White House with missiles, a showdown with Richard in Las Vegas, and space, assisted along the way by a resistance force skilled only in blocking tank cannons with their helicopters, and the President's slightly psychotic secretary, Jody Crawford.

Yes, this is a real game. A Something Awful Let's Play of the game can be found here, with gameplay videos mirrored here.

This game provides (hilarious) examples of :

  • Card-Carrying Villain: We never hear any of Richard's motivations beyond some incomprehensible propaganda near the beginning. He just hates freedom for some reason.
    • We are told near the end that Richard is doing this because he believes America has become corrupt and lazy (possibly due to too much freedom) and he intends to create a stronger nation by culling the weak.
    • Or so we think, for all we know he is merely using this as a testing bed for social engineering when Pax Economia comes.
  • Catch Phrase: No less than five - "Believe in your own justice," for the game as a whole, "Because, yes! The pen is still mightier than the sword!" for Peter MacDonald, "I, Richard Hawk," for, well, Richard Hawk, "Because I am the President of the United States!" for Michael and "The password is ______" for the Government Policy Promotion Department. No, really.
    • "Owkay... LET'S PARTYYYYY!!!"
    • Also, "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?!" for Michael.
  • Chest Blaster: Richard Hawk gets one as his answer to Michael's Macross Missile Massacre.
    Eat my flame of justice!
  • Curse Cut Short: Michael's commentary on Richard's Spider Tank.
  • Deadly Gas: In Chicago. Which has to be stopped by destroying the containers holding the gas...
  • Deadpan Snarker: Jody
    *giant explosion*
    I guess they won't be voting for you anymore Mr. President.
  • Deflector Shields: Equipped on the giant spider-bot in New York.
  • Dissimile:
    RICHARD!: What do you think of my cute lil' pet? Thanks to him, the people of New York City are right now festively... uh... Running around and trying to escape! Uh, it's like a big ol' carnival, it's like Mardi Gras, in New York or something, heh heh heh...
  • Disproportionate Retribution: The Government Policy Promotion Department's final broadcast announces that the following are subject to arrest and execution - Insurgents, Metal Wolf sympathizers, their families, their friends and acquaintances, anyone who has ever attended any form of school with them and any co-workers.
  • Eagleland: This game is drowning in it, and it shows: 1up has labeled this as the Number 1 Most Insanely Patriotic Game. And Michael Wilson is the Number 1 President.
  • Elevator Action Sequence: The finale.
  • Engrish: Bizarre version. The dialogue is actually pretty good English; it's just that it is horrifically cheesy (but not necessarily bad) English.
  • Everything Breaks: And unlocking a couple of secret weapons demands that you S-Rank the amount of property damage you do throughout the course of the game.
  • The Evil Army: Though they are always referred to as the "coup d'etat forces", pretty much the entire United States Military seems to be in on the coup.
  • Evil Chancellor: Richard demonstrates once again that "Vice President of the United States" is a modern way to say "Grand Vizier."
  • Evil Laugh: Richard lets one loose almost every time he and Michael run into each other.
  • Fighting Your Friend: Michael ends up fighting a lot of his old friends from the army. They don't come out well.
  • For the Evulz: Richard pretty much does all his evil crap just to show us he's evil.
  • Goomba Stomp: Surprisingly effective against buildings and stationary structures.
  • Gratuitous English:
    • While most of the English is quite good, the song titles on the soundtrack are just strange. "The President Spirit"? "Moduration City"? "Assign Monk"? "Dept Blue"? Yeah...
    • There are a few mistakes outside song titles, however. "Kill the legs, that's an iron-clad battle tactic" indeed.
  • Ham-to-Ham Combat: Tons of it.
  • Meaningful Name: Richard Hawk and film star Money-Money Gold. No, seriously.
  • Meta Mecha: Richard Hawk's quadrupedal mecha in the final battle.
  • Mini-Mecha: Metal Wolf and other mobile armors are only double the size of human infantry.
  • Mirror Boss: Richard Hawk, in the penultimate level.
  • Shout-Out: Among other things, the massive assault helicopter/floating fortress is named Olajuwon, after Hakeem Olajuwon, the star of the Houston Rockets during the 90's who led the team to winning back-to-back world championships.
  • Sky Surfing: More like atmospheric reentry surfing.