Quotes / Metal Wolf Chaos

"I've never seen anyone understand what it's like to be American more than the makers of Metal Wolf Chaos, and I once watched a man die during a pie eating contest from alcohol poisoning."

Michael: Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?
Jodie: You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.
Michael: Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to save America!

"RICHARD!"

"YOU GUYS ARE ROAST CHICKEN!"
Michael

"SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH!!"
Michael actually an impostor

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