->''"I've never seen anyone understand what it's like to be American more than the makers of ''Metal Wolf Chaos'', and I once watched a man die during a pie eating contest from alcohol poisoning."''
-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-american-things-that-arent-made-in-america/ The 6 Most American Things That Aren't Made in America]]

->''"...Why is Metal Wolf Chaos that it is made noise now?"''
-->--'''Creator/FromSoftware''', [[https://twitter.com/senden_ogu/status/687230169069703168?lang=en in response to Metal Wolf Chaos' surprising popularity]]

->'''Michael''': Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?\\
'''Jodie''': You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.\\
'''Michael''': Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to ''save America''!

->'''Jodie''': Mister President, how's the skydiving?\\
'''Michael, free-falling into San-Francisco''': Not too bad!

-->--'''Michael''', [[SayMyName too many times to count]]


->"'''''SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH!!'''''"
-->--'''Michael [[spoiler:actually an impostor]]'''

->"'''''HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NAAOOOW?!!'''''"
-->--'''Michael, upon unleashing LimitBreak'''

->"'''''That's an ironclad battle tactic!'''''"
-->--'''Resistance Commander's finising phrase for any of his tips during the battle with [[TankGoodness Warner]].'''

->''"The building was opened two years ago on April 25th. It's named the Hong Kong Dinghai China Building. Each season, it's decorated with gorgeous lights! Their Christmas tree tops 'em all! Over 800000 people came to see it last December! For such a long time... I've been wondering... How lovely that gorgeous building would look... If it were destroyed! I feel bad for the owner, but heeey, let's smash the hell out of it!"''
-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''

->''"That fat boy needs a presidential diet! I guess he had too much junk food! Give that kid some, too! Make junk food out of him, Mr. President!"''
-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''