”Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were born”
The Argus is a D&D fifth addition campaign set on the titular Argus, a massive submarine that is made up of several floors, each an entirely different civilization. When the Argus’s enigmatic captain announces that he is dying and will pass down his power to whoever reaches him first, war breaks out across the ship as each faction seeks to claim the captain’s power for himself. Our heroes are sucked into the conflict when they receive a set of instructions from a dying stranger to stop the end of the world, but doing so will take them right into the eye of the storm
This Work Contains Examples Of:
- The Ageless: Lots of characters, in part due to the Argus being an Eldritch Location
- Alternate Character Interpretation
- Papa. Caring ruler that tried his best and achieved a utopia for hundreds of people at a great cost and sacrificed everything to maintain the Argus? Neglectful asshole that let thousands of people live in terrible conditions to benefit a select few and brought the Argus to ruin by egging on a fight for the successor?
- Amazing Technicolor Population: The zotl
- The Assimilator: Atlantis
- Arc Villain
- Balphas Bilif for the first session
- Lord and Lady Octalius in the Gardens arc
- Harrow Bell in the Tempest arc
- Solano Bernardina during the Sprawl arc
- General Hax during the Womb arc
- Big Bad Ensemble: The High Controller, Armitage Jan-Markuth, and Olga Chitterly
- The Big Bad Shuffle: Pinpointing the actual villain of the story is kind of complicated. The High Controller or the Chairman are the biggest and most persistent threats depending on the arc, but ultimately both of their actions are the result of Olga’s treachery
- Big Good: Meradinus Crisp
- Barbie Doll Anatomy: Buddy and the other Alanteans
- Benevolent Conspiracy: The Kingtakers
- Catchphrase
- “Any way I can help” - Buddy
- “No honor…” - Lord Spiver
- “Solano Bernardina, customer relations.” - Solano Bernardina
- “Can I quote you on that?” - Nino
- Chekhov's Gun: Almost everything
- Complete Monster
- Chiggir Marnal-Synes: A famous actor that secretly runs a human trafficking ring across the Sprawl. Taking advantage of his good reputation and the terrible conditions of the Sprawl, he lures unsuspecting youth in with promises of great career opportunities, only to have them doomed to a hellish life as a sex slave.
- Crapsaccharine World: The Gardens and the Sprawl in particular
- Eldritch Location: All of it. The Abyss, The Argus, Atlantis, it’s all very weird
- Endless Winter: The Tempest
- The End of the World as We Know It: What the conflict for the Wheel will supposedly end in
- Hate Sink: Spiver, Skif, Vethos, Solano, and especially Olga
- Heartwarming Moments
- A young, wheelchair-bound leper girl being inspired by Grimia, a beautiful, successful person with a disability like hers
- Spiral becoming a surrogate father to Ivie and eventually offering to adopt her
- Mies’s first announcement as God Captain. They are overwhelmed with joy and excitement the whole time, with Grimia and Ivie helping them out.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: While in the barrens, the characters find the ruins of a settlement called New Osharia, which died out because of their own strict rules on racial population and reproduction
- Hope Spot: Things seem to finally be going when when Mies becomes the new God Captain, and they begin their journey to the surface…Then the ship breaks and becomes stuck at the very center of the universe…and Belladonna invades the material plane
- Jerkass Woobie
- Grimia some of the time
- Mr. Black, who has been forced to deal with constant agony, and was hated for his hideous deformities since the moment he was born from his drug-addicted parents. Although it’s hard to have too much sympathy for him considering that he grew into a sadistic, rapist thug.
- Kill Sat: How Belladonna uses the Argus to keep the surface people in line
- Layered World: How the Argus is set up
- MacGuffin: The Argus’s steering wheel, and also Lione’s book
- MegaCorp: Belladonna, formerly known as Wolfsbane Valley Trading Company
- Moment of Awesome
- Ivie defeating Spiver in an honorable duel even when he starts cheating
- Grimia crashing the Farewell Concert, saving Mies and Riri, and finally killing Tenpenny and Bernardina
- Ivie turning Hax’s twisted logic against him during her epic Reason You Suck Speech
- Grimia gunning down Skif, saving Nino’s life
- Mood Whiplash: It happens a lot
- Moral Event Horizon
- Davos Octalius’s serial murders of lowblood runways
- Bernardina hijacking the nanobot virus to kill his own people for the sole reason of putting pressure on the Kingtakers.
- Spiver murdering his own daughter in an honor killing. Made even worse with the reveal that he only did it to help his image among the elders after his dealings with the Octalius family came to light.
- Chairman Markuth admitting that he was responsible for Papa’s death
- Musical Theme Naming: The plot is literally made up of music references
- The Argus itself is a reference to the Ween song of the same name
- The plot of the Sister’s Tale loosely follows the lyrics of King Crimson’s Court Of The Crimson King
- In addition, the Moonchildren are a reference to the song Moonchild from the same album
- Mies is based off the musicians Sophie and Arca
- The High Controller comes from the Yes song Machine Messiah
- Mystery Meat: All of the meat in the Sprawl secretly comes from giant roaches. As well as anyone who gets on Medium Jimmy’s bad side
- Nightmare Fuel
- Mr. Black. A perverted, sadistic, seemingly unstoppable Belladonna assassin that’s capable of disappearing into the shadows like nothing and randomly popping back out again to strike
- The Old Colonel and his house.
- One Nation Under Copyright: Belladonna owns the entirety of the Sprawl, the Springs, and most of the Tempest
- Penal Colony: The Cage
- Planet Space Ship: The Argus is an underwater version of this
- Plot-Triggering Death: Papa
- Poor Communication Kills: Ryyselda tells the Moon King to “throw that horrible, manipulative parasite of a woman off the tower”, referring to his daughter. He throws Ryyselda instead
- Ripped from the Headlines: Several of the antagonists are inspired by real life criminals:
- Harrow Bell becoming wealthy and successful through infamy after getting off scot free for killing and eating people. As unbelievable as it is, it’s actually based on the case of Issei Sagawa, which ended the same way
- The Octalius couple taking in runaway and orphaned children to kill them without raising suspicion is based off the real serial killers, Fred and Rosemary West. Lord Octalius is even visually based on Fred.
- Running Gag
- “Why did you click ‘yes???’ if you couldn’t read it??”
- Buddy trying to make coffee
- Grimia’s attempts to see Spiral’s face
- Science Fantasy
- Squick: Pretty much everything that happens in the Womb
- Succession Crisis
- Super Wheelchair: Grimia buys one in the Gardens
- Tear Jerker
- the honor killing of Misa Thoraz by her own father. Made even worse by the fact that she was so close to achieving her dreams, and Grimia’s guilt over being tricked into assisting with the scheme
- The Moon King’s death
- Abney breaking down when Papa is unable to recognize him
- Papa finally dying peacefully after all the suffering he was put through
- Trapped in Another World: The Argus routinely uses teleportation magic to abduct groups of people living on the surface in order to maintain a steady population and culture
- The Trickster: Spiver Thoraz
- Unholy Matrimony: Lord and Lady Octalius
- Womb Level: The Meat Jungles
- The Woobie
- Grimia and Ivie both had pretty terrible lives before they were pulled into the plot
- Davos Tridentarius. He watched his beloved brother die for him, and was forced to take on his responsibility as Moon King. He spent his reign being manipulated and abused by his mother, and then his sister. He even had to give up his one chance of freedom to protect his daughter from Spiver and Hax, who eventually kill him when he finally stands up for himself.
Characters
Players
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: She becomes a Celestial after her death
- Boom, Headshot!: How she dies, courtesy of Solano
- Fake Relationship: With Starr Moon
- Hates The Job Loves The Lime Light: She loves making music, she just hates doing it under Belladonna’s strict rules
- Inspirationally Disadvantaged: The basis of her entire career
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Beneath her aloof personality, she is a kind soul, especially towards children and the less fortunate
- Psychic Link: The power Mies granted her. At random moments (although they are often relevant or helpful to her) can see through the eyes of someone for a few minutes, and sometimes even communicate with them
- Stepford Smiler: She puts on a happy face and cheery attitude whenever she’s interacting with fans or anyone else that just knows her from her fame.
- Winged Humanoid
A young warrior from the Nursery
- Abusive Parents: Her parents barely seem to care about her at all
- The Ace
- The Big Guy
- The Chosen One: Sort of
- Draconic Humanoid
- Gagging on Your Words: She is physically unable to pronounce the word “alcohol”
- Gentle Giant
- Heroic BSoD: When she finds out that possibly all of her talent was artificially engineered
- Human Weapon: She is revealed to be an experimental weapon, a dragonborn implanted with cybernetics by Hax that enhance her abilities
- Kid Hero
- Master Swordsman
- Parental Substitute: She has pretty much accepted Spiral has her new dad
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers a brutal one to Hax in response to his monologue
- Younger Than They Look: Despite their large frame, they’re only around 12
Allies
“We all have things we would rather leave behind”
Galwey O’Coyle
A masked mercenary sent to work for Ivie
- The Atoner: Sort of. Due to his past atrocities, he believes he doesn’t deserve redemption, but still wants to be a better person
- Collective Identity: The Spirals are an organization of blades for hire that all share the same persona and code
- Cool Mask
- Dark and Troubled Past: The details are unclear, but it was bad enough that he preferred to throw away his entire identity
- Expy: He’s basically a fantasy version of V from V for Vendetta
- Fate Worse than Death: What the God Captain inflicted on him as revenge for his family’s death. He gave the once heartless killer empathy, forcing him to live with the guilt of his actions
- Gentleman Thief
- Heel–Face Turn: It’s eventually revealed that he used to be the Mutineer’s vicious right-hand, until Papa cursed him with a sense of empathy, forcing him to change his ways
- Lovable Rogue
- Mr. Fanservice: Enough so that him revealing the corner of his mask is enough for him to give inspiration
- Punch-Clock Villain
- Team Dad: Ivie has started to refer to him as “dad”
Princess Lione Tridentarious
The runaway daughter of the Moon King- Abusive Parents: Her mother is cold and unloving, her father is a madman that tried to have her killed. Or so she thought.
- A Little Bit Beastly: She has moth-like antenna like all female Moonchildren
- Assassin Outclassin': She is able to avoid the attacks of Lord Spiver and his men long enough for Grimia to fight them off
- Fish out of Water
- He Knows Too Much: Her discovery of The Sister’s Tale was what lead to the attempt on her life.
- Lonely Rich Kid
- Rebellious Princess
- Royal Brat
- Scars Are Forever: The scar she gets from the accident with Buddy remains after she is healed
- Spoiled Sweet
- Terrified of Germs
- Wrong Assumption: She believes that her father is trying to have her killed. In reality, it was her aunt and uncle.
- Adorkable
- Become a Real Boy: He becomes a living creature as a side effect of being a celestial
- Big Good: As it turns out, Buddy was the one who set everything into motion in order to bring the party together and save the world
- Blithe Spirit: He doesn’t understand the world of the Argus at all. That doesn’t stop him from trying to have fun with it.
- Extreme Doormat: He just wants to make everyone happy
- Heel–Face Turn: After his memories were lost.
- Joins to Fit In: After accidentally burning Lione, he briefly returns to the Atlanteans, thinking it’s the only thing he can do right.
- Swiss-Army Appendage
- Token Heroic Orc: He’s the only Atlantean so far that’s not a brainwashed drone or complete psychopath
- Adorkable
- Ambiguous Disorder: It seems like he suffers from some form of depression and or anxiety
- Cowardly Lion
- Fetish: He likes girls with wings
- Intrepid Reporter
- First Girl Wins: He is the first of Grimia’s potential love interests introduced, and the one she ends up with
- The Load: Nino doesn’t really offer much utility compared to the rest of the team
- Love Interest: To Grimia
- Nerds Are Sexy
- Brainless Beauty
- Casting Couch: Gets pressured into this position by Belladonna elites, in particular Mr. Black
- The Ditz
- Food Coma: After she eats pretty much anything
- Pressure Point: How she fights (and also heals)
- Winged Humanoid
- The Woobie: As cheerful as she is, Riri’s life is absolutely miserable
The Holy Kingdom of the Moonchildren
King Davos Tridentarious
The tyrannical monarch of the Moonchildren- A God Am I
- Red Baron: After this assault on the Nursery, he is referred to as “the Mad King” by most
- The Caligula: Subverted
- Eye Scream: Spiver rips the Royal Lens out of his eye socket
- Good All Along: The Mad King turns out to be a sweet, naive man with a very low IQ that just wants to help his people. All of his tyranny and conquest is a result of Ryyselda’s manipulation
- Heroic Sacrifice: Rather than taking the chance to escape from his miserable life as a king, he decides to stay behind to try to keep people like Hax and Spiver from coming after his daughter
- Manchild
- No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: His selflesss decision to stay at the Gardens and hold off Atlantis leads to him being brutally killed Spiver when he starts to get in their way
- Puppet King: His sister is the one really pulling the strings behind the Moonchildren Party
- Black Sheep: Due to how outspoken he is about his sexuality, lifestyle, and political views, most of his family see him as a freak and never talk to him.
- Camp Gay
”I WANT A GUN THAT’S ALSO AN AXE! WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??!!”
The head of the Moonchildren’s royal guard
- The Alcoholic
- Frame-Up: It seems like this was the case for his wife’s murder that he supposedly committed.
- Hardboiled Detective
- Punch-Clock Villain: He’s the attack dog of a mad king, but off the clock, he’s a pretty good dude
- Sympathetic Inspector Antagonist
- White Mask of Doom
Ryyselda Octalius
Sister and advisor of the Moon King- Aristocrats Are Evil
- Big Sister Bully: She belittles and insults her brother for his childlike personality and his interest in picture books
- Behind Every Great Man: She is the true ruler of the Kingdom, using her brother as a mouthpiece.
- Disney Villain Death: The King throws her off the tower to her death
- Evil Matriarch
- Interplay of Sex and Violence: Her husband mentions that she gave him a handjob as he stabbed his father to death, and they had sex afterwards
- Iron Lady
- Lady Macbeth: Towards her brother and husband
- Long Game: What her plan mostly involves. Once the book is destroyed, they will wait until the other factions destroy each other trying to become God Captain, and rule them in their weakened state
- Treacherous Advisor
Davos Octalius
Ryyselda’s husband- Aristocrats Are Evil
- Bad Samaritan: He has a reputation for being a kind person and is known to take in orphans from Lowblood Territory. He’s been killing them the whole time
- Blood Magic: He uses the boiled blood of children to grow Celestial Shards
- British Teeth
- Evil Uncle
- Killed Mid-Sentence: Ivie slices through his head as he tries to give a dying message to his wife
- Serial Killer
- Undying Loyalty: To his wife
- Wake-Up Call Boss: He is the first seriously difficult opponent that the party face.
Belladonna
Leadership
Armitage Jan-Markuth
- Big Bad: The closest thing the story has to one
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: He seemed like a friendly old man up until he was revealed to be the Chairman of Belladonna
- Corporate Conspiracy: He plans to destroy the Argus’s wheel so that there will be no new God Captain, and Belladonna will be in control instead
- Corrupt Corporate Executive
- Disney Villain Death: He ends up falling to his death inside the mech
- Driven to Suicide: According to Buddy, In every timeline, after he accidentally destroys the world, the first thing he does (if someone doesn’t kill him first) is shoot himself in the head
- Hero Killer: While under the zone of truth, he lets it slip that the reason Papa is dying is because they have been poisoning him.
- Lethally Stupid: On a worldwide scale. His foolish choice to destroy the wheel kills millions of people in multiple timelines
- Lonely at the Top
- No One Sees the Boss: Do to constant assassination attempts, the identity of the current chairman is only known to a select few.
- Obfuscating Disability: He carries around a cane and fakes a limp to seem less threatening
- Rapid Aging: He randomly gets attacks of this as a result of a genetic condition related to his half-elf lineage. It eventually ends up causing his death
- Unwitting Instigator of Doom: In every other timeline, Markuth’s destruction of the wheel causes a train reaction which destroys the entire planet and kills nearly everyone.
Beatrice Humboldt
A soulless husk of a man that exists only to serve Belladonna- Deadly Euphemism: The “farewell concert” he plans for Mies
- Empty Shell: Decades of working in monotonous cooperate jobs have shaped him into this
- Evil Old Folks
- Gender-Blender Name
- The Sociopath: His general disconnect from reality results in him feeling little empathy
- Surprisingly Sudden Death: He is disintegrated along with Veruca when Markuth loses control of the laser and hits their ship
- Accidental Public Confession: Grimia broadcasts him gloating about murdering Papa to the entire crowd.
- A Man Is Always Eager: His justification for downplaying the experience of Chiggir’s male victims
- The Chessmaster
- Complexity Addiction
- Fatal Flaw: His arrogance. He’s grown used to always having the advantage and everything as he plans, that when things get shaken up, he doesn’t really know how to cope.
- Hate Sink
- Make It Look Like an Accident: What he did with Grimia’s “accidental” injury by a Belladonna construction vehicle
- Narcissist: Solano has a very high opinion of himself, and gets aggressive when he feels like others don’t hold this opinion
- Sadistic Choice: He forces the Kingtakers to choose between deactivating the virus, their one advantage, or letting Bernardino’s mutation kill the infected
- Slave to PR: It’s his job to make Belladonna look good at any cost
- Smug Snake
- Torn Apart by the Mob: After his secret is revealed, the crowd stars throwing things at shaking the stage, which causes the screen to fall down and crush him
Cobb “Little Jimmy” Jameson
The youngest Jameson brother, currently running the energy factories owned by his older brother- Big Brother Worship: He loves his big brother and will not tolerate any perceived insult towards him
- Disproportionate Retribution: He exiles his disruptive employees deep into the tundra to die
- Fat, Sweaty Southerner in a White Suit
- Faux Affably Evil
- Inferiority Superiority Complex
- It's All My Fault: He blames himself for his sexual assault at the hands of the mercenaries
- Redemption Rejection: Ivie gives him the chance to sort out his issues and walk away, but he still decides to pursue them to make his brother proud. It gets him killed.
Slugg “Medium Jimmy” Jameson
The middle Jameson brother. A bitter, jaded slacker that distances himself from his brothers.- Ax-Crazy: Judging by how he brags about pushing a strike organizer into a meat grinder, and gleefully tortures Tenpenny, he’s definitely not the most stable person around.
- Boom, Headshot!: How he dies at the hands of an assassin sent by his older brother
- Cultural Cringe: He is deeply ashamed of his orc bloodline
- Black Sheep
- Card-Carrying Villain: Unlike most other Belladonna leaders, he does not attempt to hide his evil nature, openingly boasting about it
- Cattle Baron: He owns the entirety of the Sprawl’s meat production plants
- Chubby Chaser
- Plastic Bitch
Chimney “Big Jimmy” Jameson
The oldest Jameson brother. Elevated his family into wealth after inventing the Abyssal Combine that powers the Argus- Affably Evil
- Anti-Villain
- Big Brother Mentor
- Driven to Suicide: After he is defeated, he jumps into the Abyssal Combine
- It's Personal: He blames the players for his brother’s deaths
- Mercy Kill: He has Medium Jimmy killed to save him from the President’s wrath once it comes to light that the Kingtakers used his meat to spread disease
- Self-Made Man
- The Social Darwinist: Big Jimmy lived in poverty and pulled himself out with his invention. Despite this, he holds no empathy for the poor, because he thinks they should be able to get out of their situations by working hard like him, otherwise they’re just lazy
A charismatic and well-liked actor
- Asshole Victim: His death at the hands of Harrow Bell and his followers is not exactly a great tragedy
- Bird People
- Complete Monster
- Human Traffickers: He runs a human trafficking ring that he keeps hidden through his connections
- Karma Houdini Warranty: He gets off scot-free for attempting to disfigure Grimia out of spite. At least until he is devoured by Bell’s followers
- Villain with Good Publicity: He is a beloved celebrity among the Sprawl, and is commonly seen in advertisements
- At Least I Admit It: When he is confronted, he fully admits to Belladonna’s corruption as well as the countless rapes and murders he’s committed in front of a live audience
- Didn't Think This Through: When the riot caused by Starr’s death breaks out, there’s no one left to protect him from Ivie and Grimia
- Entitled Bastard: He believes Belladonna is entitled to do whatever they want to their entertainers since they still make them stars
- Fat Bastard
- Human Traffickers
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: He’s basically Dan Schneider as a tiefling
Contractors, Enforcers, and Employees
Friltish Thorne
A shady figure that does Belladonna’s less pleasant work- Casting a Shadow
- Collapsed Mid-Speech: Inverted. He bleeds out while Grimia is monologging to him, and doesn’t notice he’s dead until later
- The Dreaded
- Evil Cripple: Thanks to his mother’s constant drug use, he was born with many health problems, including his deformities, that leave him in constant agony to this day
- From Nobody to Nightmare: He went from a sickly child with numerous debilitating health conditions to the attack dog of the most powerful company in the world
- Hated by All: Everyone either despises, fears, or barely tolerates Mr. Black
- The Heavy: For Belladonna as a whole
- Human Traffickers
- Sadist
- Red Right Hand
A fearsome assassin dressed up as Bellabear, Belladonna’s mascot
- Bears Are Bad News
- Beware the Silly Ones: Despite his goofy costume, he’s one of the most dangerous people on Belladonna’s payroll
- Corporate Samurai
- Punch-Clock Villain: He’s only killing people to earn some extra Serotonin for his family
- The Reveal: In the end, he is revealed to be Julian Kalander from Goldspire
- Wolverine Claws
- Would Hurt a Child: Downplayed, he really dislikes it, but will fight children as seen with Ivie.
- Double Standard Rape: Female on Male: Subverted. Her assault of Little Jimmy is presented as a pure evil act on her end
- The Dragon: To Olga
- Private Military Contractors
- Slashed Throat: How Petra kills her
- Statuesque Stunner
Lucius “Two Toe” Tenpenny
Grimia’s abusive manager- Bullying a Dragon: He constantly insults Grimia even she shows him mercy. It eventually leads to his death
- Butt-Monkey: Unlike the rest of the major Belladonna-affiliated characters, Tenpenny is constantly being beaten, humiliated, and defeated.
- The Dragon: To Solano
- Green-Eyed Monster: The real reason he hates Grimia so much
- Half the Man He Used to Be: His lower torso is all that’s left after Mr. Black is done with him.
- Jerkass
- Mean Boss
- Mercy Kill: He begs for one from Grimia when he realizes Mr. Black is coming for him. He doesn’t get it
- Scary Black Man
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- Token Good Teammate: Although he can be a bit of an asshole, he’s one of the few reasonable or moral people on Belladonna’s payroll
- Totem Pole Trench: He’s really three kobolds in an overcoat
- Fat Bastard: When he is introduced, he is inhabiting the body of a morbidly obese orc
- Jerkass Gods
- Psycho for Hire
- Condescending Compassion: He claims to be sympathetic to the poor, but based on the way he talks about them, he doesn’t even see them as people
- Dirty Cop
- Faux Affably Evil
- Laser-Guided Karma: He is shot dead by Grimia seconds after murdering Starr
- Law Enforcement, Inc.: His entire brigade serves Belladonna first, not the people
- Alpha Bitch
- Hate Sink: She’s an annoying, passive aggressive bully that gets by on ripping off other, more talented people’s acts
- Obfuscating Disability: She fakes numerous different conditions for attention, swapping them out periodically
- Sugary Malice
- Surprisingly Sudden Death: She is disintegrated along with Humboldt when Markuth loses control of the laser and hits their ship
The Sprawl
Caleb Monsoon
The smarmy, power-hungry ruler of the Sprawl- Collector of the Strange: He has a vast collection of magic items that he keeps in a vault
- President Evil
- Schoolyard Bully All Grown Up: He’s still just as much of a petty asshole as he was when he was in school, only now he’s bullying the entire Argus
- Smug Snake
- Trumplica
- Villainous Legacy: He wants to live up to his mentor, Baldur Yates’s legacy of being the most powerful sorcerer alive
Parci Vukwint
The idiotic right hand of the President- Bumbling Sidekick
- Clueless Boss
- Expy: Of Principal Icehead from Summer’s Cauldron
- Harmless Villain: He’s technically another corrupt politician working for Belladonna, but he’s too stupid to any harm
The President’s seer
- Affably Evil: He may be murderous, cannibal cult leader, but he’s usually pretty nice
- Beard of Evil
- Boxed Crook: He got out of his sentence for murder by agreeing to work for the President
- Comic-Book Fantasy Casting: He is noted to look like Jeff Bridges
- Complete Monster: Subverted. While Bell is a terrible, evil person who’s actions seem like mindless evil, he shows genuine empathy and remorse, and truly believes he’s doing the right thing
- Cult: He runs a radical Circlism cult
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Melted from the inside out by his own boiling blood
- Foregone Conclusion: According to The Sister’s Tale, he’s not going to make it very long
- Horror Hippies
- I'm a Humanitarian: He even says it
- Mad Prophet
- No Historical Figures Were Harmed: He’s loosely based off Grigori Rasputin
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: As horrific as his actions are, he does them out of a genuine desire to help
- One-Winged Angel: He becomes a Celestial after absorbing Lord Octalius’s shard
- Beautiful Singing Voice: Fatto is famous for this
- Big Fun
- Kavorka Man: Despite being so fat he can barely move, he is quite popular with the ladies thanks to his voice, charisma, and money.
- Nice Guy: Despite his strange appearance, he is once of the kindest Sprawl musicians
- Fake Relationship
- Lack of Empathy: He really doesn’t seem to care about anyone or anything around him
- Spark Of Rebellion: Starr abandoning Belladonna’s lifestyle is what finally provokes the people of the Argus to turn on Belladonna …and then he immediately dies
Miscellaneous Floors
Olga Chitterly
'“I do nothing but give and give and give, and everyone just hates me.”'The author of the 'The Sister’s Tale', now operating as a thief in the Cage- Big Bad: While not as dangerous as Markuth or the High Controller, she’s one of the main instigators of the story’s conflict
- Captain Obvious Reveal: What we knew about Olga from her writing doesn’t make it all that surprising that she’s a terrible person
- Disney Villain Death: Grimia knocks her off the edge of the God Captain’s control center, and she is disintegrated on the way down when Markuth’s machine explodes
- Evil Old Folks
- The Fagin
- It's All About Me: All of her actions are motivated by her extreme selfishness. As it turns out, she doesn’t even really want to become God Captain, she just thinks she deserves it.
- Hate Sink: Olga spends all of her screentime being as horrible, insulting, and unlikable as possible
- Jerkass
- Motive Decay: Her motives are very unclear, and seem to change every time she talks about them. By the end, it just seems like she doesn’t really have any, she just wants to spite everyone else
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: At first she seemed like just a thorn in the party’s side. In reality, she is a dangerous psychopath that drove her sister to madness, actively assisted in the end of the world in several timelines, and wants to take the Wheel from herself
- Russian Fashion: She wears a traditional babushka outfit
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: She has a bizarre, shrill Icelandic accent that occasionally shifts into other accents. Word of God says it’s a result of all the fake personas she puts.
- You Owe Me: Her typical response whenever the players whenever they point out something bad they did
- Daddy's Little Villain
- Genki Girl
- Master Swordsman: But not as good as Ivie
- Nice Girl
A halfling couple on their honeymoon
- Finishing Each Other's Sentences
- Fusion Dance: They become one entity in their celestial forms
- Insane Troll Logic: They are taking part in a chaotic battle for godhood… because they think it would be a cute honeymoon activity
- Sickeningly Sweethearts
”Melanie Smith”
- Ambiguously Evil: She seems to be on the players guide, but she is clear that her overall goal includes mass murder
- Eco-Terrorist
- Fluffy the Terrible
- Scary Black Woman
Kwasi
- Understanding Boyfriend: He seems to find his partner’s stranger traits cute
- People Jars: He has to stay in one to travel on land
- Affably Evil
- Even Evil Has Standards: His beliefs are absolutely horrific, but at least he doesn’t want to force them on anyone
- Friendly Neighborhood Vampire
- Horror Hippies
- Punch-Clock Villain: He may be a vampire cultist that wants to bring eternal torment upon the world, but he’s chill about it
Sylvina
A powerful mage that lives in exile in the Tempest- The Archmage
- Big Beautiful Woman
- Trapped in Another World: She was one of the people brought to the Argus by force, and is not happy about it
- Unexpected Character: It’s Sylvina! From Goldspire!
- Chekhov's Gunman: Her interaction with Grimia is what ends up leading the group to Harrow Bell
- Jaded Washout
- Ms. Fanservice
Spiral #8635
A member of the Spiral Collective hired by Bernardina- Asshole Victim
- Collective Identity: Like the rest of the Spiral Collective
- Villain Has a Point: He is correct that Spiral can’t just become a new person and hide the atrocities he committed forever
Old Colonel Cullin
A monstrous colonel of the Mutineer that haunts the Barrens- Colonel Kilgore
- Complete Monster
- Karmic Transformation: He is eventually turned into monster as a result of his experiments
- Posthumous Character: He’s long dead by the time the players learn about him. It’s his undead body that’s problematic
- Asshole Victim: No one is particularly sad to see him go when he is incinerated by the gateway fires
- For the Evulz: He doesn’t have any kind of overarching goal, he just wants to break women’s backs.
- Jerkass
- Only Known by Their Nickname: We never learn his name before his abrupt death
- Serial Killer
- Smug Snake
Supervisors
The God Captain
The Argus’s enigmatic captain- Butt-Monkey: Papa goes through a lot during the campaign
- Cool Old Guy
- The Good King: In a world full of corruption, he is one of the few rulers that seems to genuinely care about his people.
- Physical God
- Team Dad: To the entire ship
- Universally Beloved Leader: No one really has anything bad to say about Papa.
Abney Cargan
Papa’s right hand man, and the ruler of the Foundation- All Love Is Unrequited: He was in love with the God Captain, but he didn’t return the feelings
- The Archmage
- Obstructive Bureaucrat
- Scary Black Man
Kingtakers
Inner Circle
Meradinus Crisp
An old, grizzled man, one of the Kingtaker’s leaders- Big Good
- Cattle Punk: He embodies this aesthetic
- Cool Old Guy
- The Farmer and the Viper: When Skif is revealed as the traitor, he shows him mercy, only for him to shoot him in the chest and leave him for dead
- The Gunslinger
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He seems aloof and uncaring at first, but he’s one of the friendlier Kingtaker leaders
- Mentor Occupational Hazard: He is fatally stabbed by Olga during the climax
- Multi-Armed and Dangerous: He has two mechanical arms that extend from his back
- Riches to Rags: Before his transition, he was a wealthy woman named Meridina Crisp, who was one of the people funding the creation of the Argus
- Shout-Out: He is named after the drag queen Sandie Crisp, known for the infamous “Obey the Walrus” video
- Team Dad: To the point where he adopted Jackal
- Verbal Tic: He always pauses a few seconds before speaking
Cedrik Gildenjarl
King Tridentarius’s bastard son. Strong, respected, and pure of heart, Cedrik is who the Kingtakers plan to make the new God Captain.- Heroic Bastard: Supposedly, he’s Davos Tridentarius’s bastard son. Grimia is suspicious of this
- Nice Guy
- Parody Sue
- Purity Personified
Sebastien Takana
An eccentric genius with no social skills- Brainwashed and Crazy: He is remade into a servant of the High Controller
- Death by Irony: Takana’s brain is hijacked by his own nanobots]]
- Insufferable Genius
- Nanomachines: His weapon of choice
- Plaguemaster: He can cause illness with his nanobots
- The Smart Guy
Petra
Mies
A glamorous independent musician with several secrets- The Diva
- Future Music: Their specialty
- The Mole: One of the Kingtaker’s spies among the Sprawl.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Mies is loosely based on the musician Sophie
- Non-Human Non-Binary: They are a zotl, a species with a third gender
- Sexy Mentor
Stahl Digby
A farm boy looking for a way home- Beard of Sorrow
- Farm Boy
- Took a Level in Badass: He went from a mildly annoying bumpkin to a badass warrior of an ancient conspiracy
Dauna Styx
The Kingtakers’s weapons expert.- Asshole Victim: She was a nasty, unpleasant person right up until Mr. Black killed her
- Attention Whore
- Expy: Of Sir Alliser from Game Of Thrones
- Eye Glasses
- The Friend No One Likes: The rest of the Kingtakers grow increasingly fed-up with Dauna’s bullshit as the campaign goes on
- Jerkass
- Our Dwarves Are All the Same: Although she’s a bit better groomed than the average dwarf
- Surrounded by Idiots: At least she thinks so
Skifalion Parann
A brash and nihilistic enforcer of the Kingtakers.- Character Tics: Tapping surfaces rhythmically. It turns out this is how he was relaying information to Bernardina
- Dirty Coward
- Feeling Oppressed by Their Existence: He feels that people who identify as nonbinary and transgender are appropriating zotl culture
- Hate Sink: He’s an all-around shitty person that spends all his screentime being an asshole
- Heroic Lineage
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He could have easily just accepted his life of luxury and become a Karma Houdini, but his anger at Grimia and Ivie drives him out to attack them, leading to his death
- Jerkass
- The Load: He’s only kept around out of respect for his father
- Manchild: His spoiled, whiny attitude and pretentious nihilistic ramblings make him sound like a 14-year old, but he’s canonically 34.
- The Mole: He sells out the Kingtakers to Belladonna
- Rasputinian Death: He is electrocuted, burned, disemboweled, and then finally shot in the head
- Straw Nihilist
Other
- Flat Character: Their only traits are agreeing with everything Skif does
- Yes-Man
Atlantis
Rosa Chitterly
The tyrannical ruler of Atlantis- Alas, Poor Villain: In her last moments, we see that deep down, she’s still just a meek little kid
- Big Bad
- Evil Overlord
- Faceless Eye
- Fallen Hero: She just wanted to save the world, but failing so many times drove her to madness
- Kid Hero: A dark subversion. The responsibility of saving the world placed her when she was a little girl was what drove her to madness and eventually villainy
- Master Computer
- Psychopathic Manchild
- Tragic Villain: She was a sweet girl who could have done great things if it weren’t for her sister
- Well-Intentioned Extremist: She thinks that the world will die no matter what, so rather than trying to save it, she wants to make a society that will persevere after the end by any means necessary
- Affably Evil
- Big Bad Wannabe: He is presented as the main threat to the players before his abrupt death
- Dropped a Bridge on Him: The Players accidentally crush him with their airship during the invasion the Nursery.
- Horror Hippies: He adopts a more progressive ideology than the average Atlantean, and shows a respect for the Argus’s people. This of course doesn’t stop him from wanting to kill and convert them all.
- Wicked Cultured: He studied the Argus’s culture for a decade before the invasion
Ivus Hax
The obsessive, jingoist right hand of Bilif- Absolute Xenophobe
- Baby Factory: His primary role before his promotion was the abduction of women from the Argus to be forcefully impregnated so that their children can be turned into Atlanteans
- Big "NO!": After Bilif’s death
- Empty Shell: He has a major breakdown trying to comprehend why the players don’t operate by his logic, that his mind breaks, and he is rendered brain dead.
- The Comically Serious: To the point where he literally filters out the players quips
- The Dragon
- Evil Cannot Comprehend Good: He just simply cannot understand why anyone wants to do anything than serve the High Controller, or not want their body to be horrifically mutilated and stripped of their identity
- Eye Scream: During his unhinged rant, Ivie slashes his eye out
- Fatal Flaw: His jingoism. He is so convinced that his culture is the only one that matters that he refuses to even understand how the people of the Argus operate, which leads to him failing again and again.
- General Ripper
- The Heavy: While the High Controller remains in the shadows, Hax is the main threat of Atlantis that the players have to deal with
- Proud Warrior Race Guy
- Sanity Slippage: After his ascension
- Species Loyalty
In General
- Evil Genius: They are given more sentience in order to make them better leaders
- Mook Lieutenant
Gan Sun
A monstrous, hulking warrior of Atlantis- The Brute
- Pet the Dog: Buddy claims Sun was the only one who showed him any kindness during his time with them
Aro Gelphi
A pompous, whiny Atlantean who despises all natural life.- Fantastic Racism: He’s a lot more vocal with his distain of non-Atlanteans
- Jerkass
Berto Cog
One of the original Atlantean, now senile and worn outDrones
Drones make up most of Atlantis, they are soulless husks used for labor and combat- Cruel and Unusual Death: When Olga kills the High Controller, the Atlantean’s artificial minds deactivate, and their machinery fails. This means that they all become sentient as their previous selves again, fully aware of what has been done to them. They all die screaming in agony and horror
- Death of Personality: A side effect of their conversion. Supposedly, when paradise is finished, they will get their sentience back and be rewarded for their service
- Full-Conversion Cyborg: They are completely mechanical on the outside. The only thing that remains intact inside is their organs and nervous system, as well as their mummified heads.
- Mooks
- Tragic Robot: The majority of Atlanteans were forced into becoming the cold, emotionless monsters that they are today
Scions
Mortal followers of Atlantis that go through smaller conversations in exchange for their loyalty- Dirty Coward
- Elite Mooks
- Hate Sink: In general, they are portrayed as greedy, entitled weasels that will happily let the world burn as long as they make it out alive
- The Quisling
Scions
“No honor among them! They are not worthy to partake in the flesh of the horseshoe beast!”
Lord of the Lowbloods
- Bait the Dog: When he reappears with the Kingtakers, it seems like he genuinely cares about his daughter and wants her to be returned safely. And then he murders her in an honor killing
- Corrupt Bureaucrat
- Crocodile Tears: Constantly
- Dirty Coward
- Hate Sink: He’s a pompous asshole that abuses and manipulates everyone around him. This, combined with his hypocrisy, sexism, and refusal to ever admit his wrongdoings makes him one of the most unlikable characters in the story
- Heroic Build
- Hypocrite: Spiver preaches about dignity and honor, but he himself is a petty, corrupt bully and one of the biggest cowards in the campaign
- Noble Savage: He’s a parody of these types of characters
- Offing the Offspring: He murders his daughter to “restore honor” to his family because she was “defiled”
- Politically Incorrect Villain: He is willing to let undocumented refugees from the lower floors die instead of come into his land and “poison the culture”
- Power Tattoo
- Rasputinian Death: He gets his eyes stabbed out, is set on fire by Ivie, and run over by a tank
- Right-Wing Militia Fanatic: Becomes this when he takes over the lower floors
“We’ll have it in the morning”
Arjan and Nala Cirlel
- Abusive Parents
- Freudian Excuse: Arjan’s parents treated him worse than he treats his daughter, but it’s still hard to pity him
- Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: How Arjan dies
- Parental Abandonment: They ditch Ivie to join the Scions
- The Quisling
Outsiders
- Big Brother Instinct: His experience with his sister makes him very protective of younger girls, as shown when he sees Yolora’s kidnapping
- Back from the Dead
- The Drifter
- Earthly Barefoot Character
- God Is Good: She is one of the kindest and sympathetic of the gods.
- Nice Girl
- The Storyteller
- Final Boss: The last confrontation of the campaign is a verbal battle with Ivie against him, as she negotiated with him to save Grimia and Spiral
- Creepy Good
- Don't Fear the Reaper: Despite being the setting’s Grim Reaper, he is a benevolent figure that seeks the best for humanity
- The Grim Reaper
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- Possessing a Dead Body: He speaks to mortals by possessing random corpses, usually animals
- Fat Bastard
- The Gods Must Be Lazy
- Grandpa God
- Hate Sink: In all of his appearances, Vethos is a condescending asshole to the lower gods, and an irresponsible ruler that puts humanity in danger so he doesn’t have to put in the effort of dealing with them.
Others
- Big Good
- Determinator: They are able to endure their grievous wounds long enough to deliver their message to Ivie
- Future Self Reveal: They were Ivie all along
- Im Dying Please Take My Macguffin
- We Hardly Knew Ye: They die shortly after they first appear
Selma and Seryn
The fictional protagonists of The Sister’s Tale- Big Sister Bully: Selma
- Corrupted Character Copy: Of Frodo and Sam
- Designated Hero: Selma is potrayed as the hero despite doing pretty much nothing heroic, and treating her younger sister like garbage
- Unintentionally Sympathetic: It’s clear that the author wanted the readers to find Seryn annoying and useless, but considering how badly her sister treats her, most end up feeling bad for her