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"Fire Alone Will Save Something Or Other"
- Bluestar asks Frostfur if any of her babies are feeling "orange", and then tells her to work on it.
- Bluestar's idea of testing if Rusty can join the clan is yeeting Graypaw at him.
Bluestar: You needed to be tested. (suddenly chipper) Are you interested in joining some sort of forest cult where we run around naked and fight each other?
Rusty: Oh, of course! That's what being a real cat is all about!
"Spottedleaf"
- It starts with Clawface killing Spottedleaf, and the titular character's realization upon dying. "Oh no, I'm dead! Beat Oh sweet, I'm hot!" She then proceeds to try and brag about this fact to the rest of the afterlife.
- Spottedleaf insists on following Firestar's dreams, only to end up in Leafpaw's instead.
Spottedleaf: Greetings, it's me! Your beautiful ghost wife!
Leafpaw: (with heart-shaped pupils) A ghost wife? For me?
In "Yellowfang", the titular character tears into Firepaw for (among other things) being an Idiot Hero, being an unnatural shade of orange, and for not killing her Obviously Evil son Brokenstar and instead bringing her more bedding. As she rants, Firepaw imagines her face turning into Garfield. He then decides to get her some food.
"Bluestar Makes Some Warriors"
- Dustpaw wants his name to be Dustclaw, "because only -claw names are respectable in this work environment."
- Bluestar's only reason for promoting Graystripe to warrior is because it would be weird to promote Fireheart and not him.
"Restoring Windclan"
- WindClan is comprised of seven entire cats, one of which is a kitten. At this point Fireheart proposed that he and Graystripe could just be New WindClan. The rest of WindClan decide that they also want to be in New WindClan.
Fireheart: If it [WindClan] can be six cats, it can be two cats. The rules are meaningless now Graystripe.
- It's later revealed that they just left Ashfoot and Tornear behind. And this isn't even the first time this has happened. Ashfoot even points out that with only eight cats in WindClan they wouldn't be left behind so easily.
"Graystripe"
- Graystripe dodges his responsibility of his apprentice by telling him to disregard his own wants and needs for the good of the clan, unintentionally setting Brackenpaw up to become the most boring warrior in the future.
- Graystripe's excuse for why he's in RiverClan territory? He's Mistyfoot's father! ^Note
"Fireheart Gets To Keep The Kitten He Found"
- Fireheart tries to object to Princess giving him a kittypet to raise in the clans, only to realize that he was one too.
- Princess gives Fireheart her largest son not because she wants one of her children to grow up free and wild, but because she's sick of "Su Susann's Suspicious Van"^Explanation leaving endless amounts of fan kittens on her doorstep to raise. When she threatens to bring more, Fireheart wisely decides to take the one he was offered and flee.
- Nobody in ThunderClan wants to keep Cloudkit... until they get a good look at his little face.
Bluestar: We do not need more mouths to feed in ThunderClan- (Fireheart shows Cloudkit) - oh. Y'know, I hear Brindleface lost a kit...
Brindleface: I dunno, I feel heartbroken- (Fireheart shows Cloudkit) - Give him to me!
"Darkstripe"
- Tawnykit wants to join her father in killing Bluestar, but Goldenflower is desperately trying to shush her. And when Tigerclaw asks Goldenflower to join him in exile, Tawnykit is smirking in the background.
- Darkstripe isn't even on Tigerclaw's list of people to ask to follow into exile. He's able to justify it to himself when Longtail and Goldenflower are chosen, based on the fact that Longtail is older than him and Goldenflower is Tigerclaw's wife, but the moment Dustpelt is asked Darkstripe starts quietly crying. And then Fireheart congratulates him on being such a loyal warrior.
"Tigerstar Gets A Life"
- Tigerclaw ripped a man's toe off. That makes him overqualified to be leader of ShadowClan!
- Redtail and Runningwind, two of Tigerclaw's murder victims, object to Tigerclaw receiving nine lives and becoming ShadowClan's leader. Tigerclaw claims they're tourists.
- The one life that Tigerstar receives is "Blind confidence in that all your plans will succeed even after the last three go totally wrong!"
"Brightpaw's new name" isn't Lostface, like it was in the books. Instead, since Bluestar hates StarClan now, she decides that Wilfred is going to be Brightpaw's new name. Cloudtail is also now Marshmallow.
"Tawnypaw leaves"
- Tawnpaw isn't leaving because of prejudice against her for her father, but so that she won't have to be Brackenfur's apprentice anymore.
Tawnypaw: Hi Brackenfur!
Brackenfur: Hello Tawnypaw. Today is very weather, isn't it. The prey is somewhere.
Tawnypaw: Do you want to go hunting then?
Brackenfur: I want what is best for my clan, for the wants of the individual are unimportant. Personality and desire are a hinderance that I've killed for the betterment of the whole.
Bramblepaw, understanding now: Oh...
- Firestar initially wants to go hunting with Bramblepaw, up until he sees his apprentice's face. He then has a whole list of excuses to not interact with Bramblepaw.
"Tawnypaw and Tigerstar" is just one long game of TigerClan being Obviously Evil, with children slated to be murdered, a throne of bones, a tapestry with "Evil" written on it, a death laser aimed at ThunderClan, and tying Mistyfoot to train tracks with a mustache to twirl while doing it.
"Bloodclan"
- The name BloodClan was chosen out of a poll, with some other options being Sharp Club and Twolegplace Cult.
- The city cats have no intention of actually hunting in the forest, being convinced that they're actually keeping trashcans and pavement hidden behind the trees. They also don't want to go there, because sometimes grass gets wet.
"Leafpaw Calls"
- Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw's telepathy is presented as a phone call, where Leafpaw decides to share with a stuck-in-a-fence Squirrelpaw that she needs help overthrowing "the system".
- When Squirrelpaw hangs up, Crowpaw immediately asks "Who was that? She sounded hot."
"Rabies"
- Softpaw and Fringepaw play a Drinking Game where they drink from gross puddle water every time they hear the sentence "The prey is running well" at a Gathering. As a result, coughing and gagging can be heard in the background, and at the end, they're both passed out.
- When Leafstar apologizes to Harestar regarding the SkyClan apprentices making noise, he empathizes with "I understand. My Clan has Breezepelt in it."
- Bramblestar coughs up foam while trying to deny having "rabbies".
- Tigerstar II continuously implies invading ThunderClan, despite not sharing a border with them anymore.
Tigerstar II: Whaaaat? I wouldn't invade! Look at this cute little heart on my forehead!
Bramblestar: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you still looked like that the last time you broke into somebody's house.

I Spoil

Into the Wild

"So Spottedleaf makes up something about fire to console her and Bluestar goes off to commit arson."
"'Awww, look, they’re playing!’ says Bluestar as Longtail murders her new son."
Brokenstar confesses to having killed his father, the kits, and Mufasa.

Fire And Ice

Barkface’s vision of the blood-stained cloud is represented by "OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD".
Graystripe lampshades that Cinderpaw and Brackenpaw are under six moons, not ready to be apprenticed, and apprenticing them now is the very same crime Brokenstar committed in the last book. Bluestar’s response:
Moon: 'Shut up', says Bluestar, shoving Brackenpaw in his face.

Forest Of Secrets

Fireheart and Graystripe's punishment for repeatedly going over the RiverClan border is dealing with Longtail for longer than a few minutes.
Tigerclaw gets to see the miracle of birth. He finds it disgusting.
Tigerclaw's attack on Bluestar:
Tigerclaw: I'm evil and I'm going to kill you.
Bluestar: What do you mean by this?
Yellowfang killing Brokenstar is given a quiet "Kid’s book."
Spottedleaf shows up in Fireheart's dream, because Spottedleaf.

Rising Storm

Bramblekit's various nicknames. Among them are Tigerstar Junior, Baby Murderface, and the devil in diapers.
Bluestar’s sprite freaking out as she brings Fireheart to the Moonstone.
Littlecloud and Whitethroat are introduced as being "both pathetic as heck. And also sick. And also hungry. And also dying."
Cloudpaw has been ordering McDonald's every day. Just like Moonkitti.

A Dangerous Path

"Swiftpaw is upset. Brightpaw is upset. Thornpaw wants to join the dawn patrol."
Snowkit is revealed to be deaf when he tells Fireheart that his favorite band is Nickelback.
Rather than Graypool suffering dementia, Tigerstar and Graypool are roleplaying Warrior Cats with Tigerstar playing Oakheart. He kills her anyway because he doesn’t like the way the roleplay goes.

The Darkest Hour

"While asleep, he’s gifted with 8 extra lives by all his dead friends. You know, normal feral cat stuff! Don’t you miss the first series where everything was realistic?"
All the gray cats are put on trial.
Graystripe: Oh no, my son, Stonefur!
Gorsepaw’s corpse is engraved with “This is u…LOL” by Tigerstar.
Rather than Tigerstar being gutted like in the original book, Tigerstar is instead killed via witnessing Scourge do a backflip so awesome that all of his organs fail.
"Sandstorm teaches the kittens to KILL."

The Rise Of Scourge

"Jake is everyone’s father. Jake is your father."
Tiny being beat up by Tigerpaw is a lot less brutal when seen as puppeted sprites being tossed around with pink text saying "An unforgettable experience".

Tigerstar and Sasha

The text "I’m not making this up" is on screen as Moon says that Sasha finds out her owner is dead via visiting the Salvation Army.

Firestar’s Quest

The two attempts to just end the book already.
"Clover doesn’t want to be a warrior. Clover wants to have babies until she dies."
The text names given to the SkyClan cats: Clovertail as Uglykits, Sharpclaw as Bloodface, Patchfoot as Straighttallstar, Shortwhisker as Loser, and Leafdapple as Literallynobody. "For some reason, they’re all okay with it."

SkyClan’s Destiny

Leafstar thinking helplessly.
"The cute little kitty cats start coming up with plans on how they would kill a human being."
"Frecklepaw summons the bees. This is a problem."
Moon urges the viewer to neuter their cats, "or they will pee on your Xbox."

Midnight

Everyone loves Purdy!
"FIRESTAR! And. TIGERSTAR! Are. TOTALLY. GO-ing. OUT."

Moonrise

Mothwing mentions the possibility of taking over WindClan in its weakened state, and Leafpaw’s response is "Ha ha, you’re so pretty."
Leafpaw is scared of Hawkfrost due to her father’s ancestral fear of Tigerstar clones.
Sharptooth’s attack is framed as a birthday party for them, with fun games like "Pin The Cat On The Mountain Lion".

Dawn

Moonkitti sings about her boredom with the walking chapters.
Moon: Over the mountain and through the woods, to the new lake we go! Mudclaw's the worst, this dumb book is cursed, and it’s as boring as we can sho-ow. Over the mountain and through the woods, please, just get there you guys! This is taking forever and nothing is clever and I’m already tired of Tri-ibes. Bum bum bum, an apprentice falls off a cliff, bye.

Starlight

The only difference in sprite artwork between Squirrelpaw and Squirrelflight is that the Squirrelflight sprite has a bigger, fluffier tail, nearly the size of the rest of her body.
Mistyfoot joins the prophecy cats on the trek through the territory, because "we’re pretty sure that’s Graystripe’s daughter."
The RiverClan cats argue on whether a pirate or mermaid theme is better, and Leopardstar decides on a mermaid theme. For the rest of the video, every RiverClan cat is dressed as a mermaid.
"Spiderpaw becomes Spiderman, and Mousefur becomes old!"
The Moonpool in the I Spoil universe is a kiddie pool.
Sorreltail: That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!

Twilight

Cinderpelt’s death, and Leafpool’s Skewed Priorities.
Leafpool: Don’t go! You can’t die, Cinderpelt!
Cinderpelt: Don’t worry, Leafpool, I was already spoiled for this, so it’s pretty anti-climatic. (dies)
Leafpool: Noooo! This means I can’t be with my boyfrieeeend!

Sunset

Sorreltail’s kits: Cinderpelt, Sorreltail, Deadkit, and Soon-to-be-deadkit!
Tigerstar’s meetings with his sons are not in the Dark Forest, they’re in Chuck E. Cheese’s. Even the climax is in one, with Hawkfrost trapping Firestar in a Skee Ball machine.
"But Leafpool doesn’t talk to people. That would make her chapters in any way interesting."

Leafpool’s Wish

Squirrelflight and Leafpool are attacked by a badger, who gets attacked by a fox, who gets attacked by a dog, who gets attacked by a Twoleg, who gets attacked by a badger.
Leafpool figures out that Jaykit is blind by asking him how many fingers she’s holding up. "'22!', says Jaykit. Cats don’t have fingers…"

The Sight

Spottedleaf insists that Jaypaw become a medicine cat "or so help me I will turn this StarClan around."

Graystripe and Millie

"[Duke] initiates this cool one-on-one battle that he invented where he brings along two guys."
Just before Graystripe and Millie reach the old Clan territory, they "re-enact that scene where Mufasa shows Simba the stars because Warrior Cats and The Lion King have like the exact same religion."

Dark River

Fallen Leaves' mother reassures him with "If you escape from Rock’s death trial, you get to live!"
Upon Cinderpaw being hit by a truck, "It’s back to the medicine den with you, evil ghost of Cinderpelt!"
The mention of otters in RiverClan territory in this book is noted as Moon asks "Why do we never talk about the otters, Erin?"

Outcast

The traveling cats all talking like "RPG party members halfway through the game".
Crowfeather: Do you know how to catch squirrels in the mountains, son?
Squirrelflight: Kits sure are a handful.
Talon: Do Tribe cats have any battle moves?
Hollypaw: I hate Breezepaw.
Night: The Tribe and the Clan are different.
Hollypaw: How?
Night: Minorly.
Stormfur: I hate Breezepaw.

Eclipse

Sol knows what’ll happen next, because he reads Warrior Cats.
"Luckily for Jaypaw, multiple cats will come out of this experience with vision problems."

Long Shadows

Greencough is referred to as "baby disease".
Moon notes the error of Berrynose covering his ear…with his tail. Berrynose’s tail.
The fire scene is presented as Squirrelflight and Ashfur fighting over the books’ realism when Squirrelflight knocks a tree over.

Sunrise

Each time someone seems to be suspected of Ashfur’s murder, the reasons are presented against a white background. These reasons include "LOOKED AT ME WEIRD" and "GETS AWAY WITH IT (IT BEING EVERYTHING)" for Sol, "LIKES BAD BOYS", "KEEPS SHOWING THEM OFF AND ALMOST EVERY ONE IS WORSE THAN THE LAST", "YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE", "IT’S OKAY I FORGIVE YOU" for Speckle, "IS LEAFPOOL", "SERIOUSLY DO YOU TRUST LEAFPOOL? WHO EVEN IS SHE ????", "I’M JAYFEATHER I SPENT HALF THE BOOK SNIFFING MOSS", "THERE WAS THSI ENTIRE SIDE MSYTERY ABOUT JAY SNIFFING LEAVES BUT I COULDN’T MAKE IT ANY FUNNIER THAN IT ALREADY IS TO BE HONEST WITH YOU" for Leafpool, and "IF YOU’VE BEEN INTO WARRIOR CATS FOR AT LEAST 3 MINUTES THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN SPOILED FOR YOU" for Hollyleaf.
Jayfeather gets beaten up by Toadkit, and Moon presents it as "Top 10 Warrior Cats Battles, Number 1: Toadkit defeats Jayfeather!"
Jayfeather asks both Mousefur and Leafpool who his parents are, and both say Leafpool’s his mother. Clearly, he has no idea who his parents are!
Hollyleaf reveals at the Gathering that the characters are all in a book series for teenagers, and more importantly, she doesn’t have superpowers!
When the rocks in the tunnels fall on Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Jayfeather instantly assume she’s dead despite her muffled voice screaming "I’m right here!", and they decide to pick out a new sister.
Jayfeather: I kinda like the gray one.

The Fourth Apprentice

In StarClan, the vision of the third cat is given to three important ThunderClan cats, and Lionheart.
Dovekit and Ivykit’s introductions result in Moonkitti stumbling over trying to think of things preteen girls do while she is a 27 year old woman.
When Spiderleg and Berrynose are saved by Thornclaw using Jayfeather’s stick to dig them out, Jayfeather gets upset because "his stick is definitely more important than whether or not the Clan has Spiderleg."

Fading Echoes

When the stick gets tossed off a cliff, "distantly, Jayfeather screams."
"Ivypaw wants to go to a rock concert. Dovepaw wants to go to the worst possible alternative: WindClan camp!"
Ivypaw is framed as a horse girl, with Hawkfrost's offer to join the Dark Forest being him offering to teach her how to ride horses.
Jayfeather gets to see the half-dead spirit of Firestar, several cats fading into nonexistence, and Spottedleaf: three equally terrible things.

Night Whispers

Blackstar replaces his dead dark ginger deputy with another dark ginger deputy.
Moon parodies the frequent excuse of "a thorn in the nest" that Dark Forest trainees use to cover up their injuries by having Dovepaw pull a medieval broadsword out of Ivypaw’s bedding.
Ivypaw’s logic.
Ivypaw: It’s fine that I train with known evil dead people, but you having a halfClan relationship is too far! …Also, Tigerheart trains there too, heh heh.

Sign of the Moon

Moon’s hatred of Tribe traveling books makes itself especially clear.
- "'Noooo, not the Tribe!', says Lionblaze, and also the person reading this."
- "Dovewing thinks that traveling is cool. Jayfeather knows that she is wrong."
Jayfeather assists in the birth of his own brother.

Hollyleaf’s Story

"Killing people is okay, but I draw the line at halfClan relationships."
Hollyleaf tells Fallen Leaves that she has two moms, but not like that, because this is Warrior Cats. Fallen Leaves, and the readers who started at this book, are disappointed.

Starkit’s Prophecy

The typos being manifested into the animation. Every time 'looked' is misspelled as 'locked', the character 'locking' opens and closes a padlock, Episode 4 has Stargleam "fund" catching Hollyleaf, and when Stargleam jumps with 'joe' in Episode 5, a kittypet named Joe jumps along with her.
In the original fanfiction, Stargleam is inconsistently referred to as both having orange eyes and having rainbow eyes. How does Moonkitti fix this? By making her normal eyes orange…and giving her rainbow eyes between her neck and shoulders.
The fact that many of the silliest lines are delivered with full sincerity.
Everyone saying "Gasped" in Episodes 3 and 4.
Tigerstar running on two legs in Episode 4.
The way the Ten Commandments are relayed in Episode 5 with appropriate visuals. "If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits" is shown with Stargleam slapping a kit repeatedly, "don’t say Starcclan in vane" and "Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh" is shown with Stargleam duct-taping Cloudtail’s mouth, "don’t br unfateful to our mat" is shown with Firestar and Graystripe trying to get back together with Sandstorm and Millie after both being in love with Stargleam in previous chapters, and "Dotn steel things from he other cland" is shown with Crowfeather taking Leafpool away as Stargleam looks disappointedly.
In Episode 5, Stargleam making Lionblaze her deputy is accompanied with a very angry Jazzpaw.
Ashkit saying "do you want to fo huntibg with me desu ka?" is given an Art Shift to an anime style.
Starpaw being referred to as an Ashfur apologist in Episode 7.
The SSS Warrior Cats parody at the end of Episode 7.
Episode 8 and the Christmas special have animations of x.darkroses.x pressing on a keyboard frantically with each Author’s Note.
Ocelot playing piano for the Christmas special, with a “Follow along with Leafpolo’s Bouncing head!”
Jayfeather and Dawnsparkle meowing at an innkeeper in the Christmas special. A human innkeeper.
Innkeeper: It’s just…cats again.
Episode 9 has Hollyleaf in the form of a mongoose next to an arrow saying "This is the ideal Hollyleaf. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

Warrior Cats As

In "Warrior Cats as Chips", Tigerstar is plain Pringles, "because they’re evil!"
- Breezepelt is Bugles, but Moonkitti just gives a picture of the chips on someone’s hand to look like claws and says "These things."
"Warrior Cats as Drinks". The entire video falls apart due to having Firestar, her base, as Orange Fanta rather than plain water, a move based off of her spite from comments of the previous video insisting Firestar be Doritos instead of plain potato chips. Various characters aren’t from Warrior Cats, such as her own real life cats, or they aren’t edible substances, such as Sandstorm being sand. But what tops it all off is Mapleshade.
Moon: Mapleshade is water from the river that someone has put in a glass. You have the choice between three glasses of water but you have no information as to where the other two came from. Do you take a chance at drinking the water from the river, or do you try one of the other two glasses in hopes they came from the tap or a filtered pitcher? The look in the eyes of the woman presenting this information is mischievous. Also, you’re thirsty.
"Warrior Cats as Dogs" has Moonkitti, while saying Graystripe is a Goldendoodle, demanding the viewer brush their Goldendoodle RIGHT NOW.
- "Bramblestar is a German Shepherd. Tawnypelt is a well-trained German Shepherd."
- Fernsong is a Golden Retriever. "Because he’s a good boy!"
In "Warrior Cats as Pokémon", Tigerstar is Rhyperior, "because he’s bad and nobody likes him!"
- Onestar is Raticate, because he’s a rat.
- Hawkfrost ends up as Glalie and Ivypool ends up as Togedemaru, and on Hawkfrost’s screen, text says "I’m shaped like a ball, too, Ivypool."
- Part of the reason Blackstar is Shiftry is because he’d be super effective against Stonefur (a Golem).
"Warrior Cats as Cereals" involves the latter half of the video being dedicated to Moon’s desire to try the Neopets cereal, as melodramatic music plays and she goes further and further off-track.
In "Warrior Cats as Minecraft Blocks," Moth Flight is a fluid source block "because you only need one of them to make a huge mess forever."

Stoneclan

Unsolicited Voice Acting

Moonkitti's patrons sent her unsolicited voice acting, one right after the other, and asked her to put them into a video. She did so by making them tiny kittens interrupting their mothers' conversation. Highlights include:
The subtitle. "Stoneclan: Known for their randomly distributed piles of rocks."
- Barkclaw's first two children begging for milk in deep adult voices, calling her "Mother" and "Progenitor". Her third kitten, the only girl, just makes tiny kitten noises.
- Dewfur's only son screams for milk, and when he's bapped instead switches to Gratuitous Russian.
Rainkit: А, что? *sighs* Ну что вы хотите, а? А? ^TranslationWhat do you want from me, huh? Huh?

Casual Problems

"Stoneclan: Rated only 2/5 stars on Grubhub"
Two trained warriors fail to take down one fluffy kittypet, Mittens.
Thymeleaf wonders why her clan fails to have a unified accent when everyone in the clan is raised together, including her mother (who's American) versus herself (who's British). Spidermoss just tells her that Stoneclan is multicultural.
Icepelt in StarClan tries to convince Ratleap to sacrifice all his children to them. Ratleap isn't having it, and chews her out on it while she tries to flee.

Rocks

"Stoneclan: Extremely Competent and Trustworthy Group of Cats"
Spidermoss lists off the benefits of being a Medicine Cat: You can mock the dead for being dead, you can poison someone you don't like under the guise of trying new remedies, and you can avoid relationship dramas due to a vow of celibacy acting as a cover for you being a sad, pathetic loser who can never get a mate no matter how hard you try.
Birdtail finds out that Barkclaw is straight and refuses to talk to her. Barkclaw tries to scold her for her attitude but ends up breaking into laughter.
The Stoneclan cats discuss the best parts of eating rocks.
We find out the reason Mittens is so dangerous is because he's so fluffy that no matter how bad his fighting is, the other cats can't land a scratch on him.

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