Funny / Infinity Train: Knight of the Orange Lily

The Pearl Gates Car

The Snow Queen / The Pearl Gates Car Pt 2

• Mallow is shocked that Ash would be terrified in facing "reverse-Misty" Lillie.
• Larkspur is wearing an orange shirt that previously said "Camp Half-Blood" on it.
• Gladion gives a dramatic speech to Larkspur about how his Pokémon are his friends...and gets interrupted when Lycanroc tackles him and licks him happily before Umbreon and Silvally join in.
• Gladion, in his anger at Margaret, tore off his clothes. Once he calms down, Larkspur mentions how he's naked in a public garden. So he has to hop into a bush to hide his decency while everyone holds back laughter or screams.
  Gladion: A KNIGHT NEEDS PANTS! NOW!
  • His new outfit is so completely white that he can't think about how much he admires the White Knight without hearing his friend's giggling inside his head at how...appropriate he looks now.
• When Gladion tempts fate on Larkspur being slow, she teleports in front of him and he lands on his butt in fear. Larkspur teases that at least she didn't tell him "Don't drown".

The Soldier and Death / The Spiral Car

• Gladion decides to just go through the Village of Whirlpools without fear. Then Larkspur warns him of the "snail-boy" in his path. Cue this knight jumping into Larkspur's arms as if he's Scooby-Doo, freaking out at the sight. Definitely shows how he's such a contrast to Chloe!
  • Gladion getting seriously grossed out with Larkspur's explanation of all the stuff that happens in the Spiral Car from pregnant women drinking blood by drilling holes in people's bodies, the boy who emerges from his grave like a jack-in-a-box and was about to explain the mushrooms made from umbilical cords before Gladion stops her.
  • Gladion's Motor Mouth as he and Larkspur leave The Spiral Car for the Toy Brick Car.
    Gladion: ...Wellthatwasthescarypartofthequestoverthenightmarewoodsepisodelikethatsotherestofthisquestwillbeabreezenowdontsayimwrongletsjustkeepgoing…Ooh, a castle!”
• Lana's embarrassing attempts at using 'Move-puns' as Double Entendres.
• Ash once bragged about having the world record for 'Being nowhere near the explosions, your honor!' And his record holds thanks to an explosive battle with Marshadow offscreen.
• Lusamine did a happy dance when she thought no-one was looking about how she could play out her Power Rangers fantasy.
  • Apparently one of the debates Lusamine has in regards to Power Rangers is about which team didn't get trapped in a giant pizza.
• Ash is gushing over how he gets to ride a Garchomp and asks someone to punch him. Kiawe complies.
• Kiawe states that they must take this seriously, before he goes on a hammy pro-wrestling speech.
  Kiawe: The Ultra Beasts know neither friend nor foe...only DESTRUCTION!
• At the Toy Brick Car, the lobby of the hotel Gladion and Larkspur stay in play different remixes of "Everything is Awesome".
• The author notes has Green Phantom Queen hating Shady now for making Zossie the USR version of Blossoming Trail Chloe.

The Toy Brick Car

The Six Swans / The Toy Brick Car

• Pre-Infinet radio shows its limitations when Gladion worries he'll have to sift through Alastor's all-screaming channel, Yugoslavian Poetry slams, and nothing but advertisements just to find a history channel.
• Phyco's laughable attempts at sounding normal to a native Alolan. At least he got 'Alola' correctly.
  Alola! Tubular job out there! That is much more dope than the last time I attempted it! You’re the Meowth’s pajamas!
• Gladion's response to be awoken by Larkspur is "The mornings are evil".
  • Gladion's attempts to make something out of the toy bricks is something vaguely looking like Umbreon.
• Apparently a person calling himself a "Specter" is going through a similar trial like Gladion, even having a Living Statue partner like Larkspur. While funny in of itself, remember how much the author gushes over said specter.
  • We then get a Sneeze Cut to said partner...at the worst possible time to sneeze in something called the Giant Canada Goose Car.
• Blacksmith Pratt gushing over Lycanroc, much to the Rock-type's displeasure.
• After Gladion gets a hit in against the Black Tyrant, the crowd starts bickering about whether he's the orange knight, the white knight, or a lily knight.
• Zossie being totally enamored with everything. Upon getting the chance to hug Rowlet, she starts spinning around shouting, "This is the greatest day of my LIFE!!!! Woo!"
  • Ash compares Zossie to a princess who ended up in Castellia City and somehow could make people spontaneously go into song and dance.

Saint Gladion and the Dragon / The Toy Brick Car Pt 2

• Gladion is confused when the troubadours begin to play Crusade.
• After the Black Tyrant's attempt to launch a hammer to the dragon's face fails, the dragon starts tearing the tyrant's body limb from limb. What makes this hilarious is that whoever is piloting the armor is not going to indulge in screaming in terror at the knight is torn apart and the dragon actually leaves disappointed.
  • That, or the dragon was hoping for a certain Monty Python routine...
  • This becomes even funnier later when one learns that the Black Tyrant is Penelope Mouse who went through a similar schtick back in her home game.
• Master Vitruvius trying to show a statue of Emmet Brickowski...only for a knight to clear his throat since Vitruvius is pointing in the wrong direction. Said statue is of Emmet sitting on a double-decker couch.
• Silvally's reaction upon learning that in order to stop the dragon, it and Gladion have to enter the belly of the beast.
• Lusamine doing her best not to do another Happy Dance when the Ultra Rangers head out to stop Buzzwole.
• Ash unable to recognize that Phyco and Zossie in their Ultra Recon Squad outfits; albeit this is justified since their faces are obscured and the URS have blue skin.

The Orange Knight / The Toy Brick Car Pt 3

• Phyco, under the name of Phineas, is absolutely flabbergasted at how no one realizes that Masked Royal is Profsesor Kukui.

The 400 Rabbits Car

The Velveteen Rabbit / The 400 Rabbits Car

• After being thrown into a coffin by London and then subsequently waiting for Larkspur, Gladion is spooked by Specter and attacks him...only stopping when he realizes that Specter isn't London by staring at his crotch (because London's pants have sequins around the groin). Then when London appears, Specter then puts two and two together.
  Specter: (staring at London's attire) So this is the guy [London] that made you [Gladion] stare at my crotch for identification?
• The denizen that introduces himself is essentially Gentaro Kisaragi in bunny form!
• Dulse getting a bit too passionate about the ping-poing tournament.
• Dulse and Soliera are flabbergasted that these kids still don't realize that Masked Royal is Professor Kukui.

Babes in the Woods / The 400 Rabbits Car Pt 2

• London decides that the best weapon to attack Gladion's Umbreon is a carrot. Kisaragi reveals that it's a sin to use a carrot as a weapon and sends him, Specter and Gladion to the dungeon.
  • When Gladion questions why rabbits don't like carrots, Daimonji calls him out for stereotyping them. Specter has to explain that carrots are like candy to rabbits.

The Four Skillful Brothers

• When Lampetia reunites with Specter, she happily hugs him. But remember, she's made of marble, so she ends up nearly crushing him. And sadly this is actually the pair's last interaction before London has to kill her...
  Specter: Get off me! You're heavy!
  Lampetia: I missed you too~
• Larkspur begins to explain what she and Lampetia found, but Gladion immediately interrupts her. Larkspur is shown to be both annoyed and relieved over how her partner knows this already.
• London fights off Jojima who has electromagnetic cannons mounted on her shoulders, which he lampshades.
  Jojima: We are bunnies, but we're enlightened bunnies!
• Specter is led to a moving writhing bridge and is not reassured by Tokio that it's a straight line:
  Specter: That bridge is NOT a straight line! It’s not even staying still!
  Tokio: Just keep walking straight forward, it'll hold!
  Specter: If I die here, my ghost will haunt you!
• Phyco and Zossie watching Ash throwing a hundred Beast Balls to capture Poipole and failing.
• Tomas points out that if the Infinet gets up and running one of the benefits would be "less Yugoslavian ads".

The Shock Street Car

• The focus on this chapter is on Specter's Split Personality Easter who manages to be both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
• The story starts with the White Gestalt running for their lives from a giant praying mantis dripping black goo with Specter asking how they got into this mess before it flashes back to fifteen minutes prior and has the group asked to test some rides else they can offer up their arms to be used into ivory for pianos.
  • London gets the bright idea to suggest using Specter's "Hyde version" to fight off the animatronics by bringing in his "super awesome shockmaster powers". Specter notes how ridiculous this is before London bonks him over the head.
  • Then Gladion suggests that the best way to get Specter's other self to emerge is to electrocute him. In fact Silvally is looking in concern at having to attack Specter who notes that if this doesn't work, he can shock the street.
• Easter somehow gets himself electrocuted, but instead of screaming in pain like most people would, he enjoys it as if he was partaking in some sort of orgy. Mr. Denver is confused as to why Easter is still standing and decides to increase the voltage, to which the Split Personality cries, "Yes please!"
  London: (after placing his sunglasses over Tokio's eyes) Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope Goodbye!
  (drags Gladion and Tokio out of there while Easter is howling in pleasure)
  • This gets even funnier if you watched Lucha Underground where London was also shown to be Too Kinky to Torture and took a Groin Attack with a blissed out expression on his face.
• As Gladion, London and Tokio leave, they are attacked by a giant water tower/attack robot which London shouts that he warned everyone. Tokio states he didn't and lampshades if London is just doing a Shout-Out (he is, to Sly 2: Band of Thieves).
  • Gladion tries to fight off the robot with different Memories to no avail. So cue Easter striking down with a giant lightning bolt after leaving a smoking House of Shocks while exclaiming it was a party with the implications that they overloaded the machines from Shockro trying to see them in agony.
  • And the kicker is that when the robot collapses, it spills outs its contents of Monster Blood onto the entire four. There's a Beat before Tokio screams, then London and Gladion scream and then Easter screams because they think it's a shouting contest.
  Easter: Oh it's a screaming contest isn't it! Game on! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! I'M BEATING YOU!
  (London smacks him across the head)

The Celestial Starship/ The Windfish Car

• Phyco and Zossie rush off to contact the proper authorities about the Ultra Beast. When the Recon Squad show up shortly thereafter, Kiawe asks if they ran into them.
  "ZeeZee": Yehehehehes, we dihihihid...
• Dulse does not have a good day here...his "professional, adult, high tech analysis" just confirms Sophocles' analysis.
• Zeezee does an impression of Phineas while making a deduction. Despite the seriousness of the situation, Phineas still gives a hrm of approval.
• Lusamine calls the Ultra Guardians to brief them on their latest mission...only to be pre-empted again, as they already know everything they need to know and have come up with the plan entirely on their own. A rather deflated woman asks them to at least use the name she came up; Celesteela.
• London is very peeved that he had to use the White Rabbit's staff as a chew toy to a Chain Chomp. And he has to do it again at the climax.
• A rogue Gale Boomerang tousles London's hair wildly and knocks his hat onto a Cucoo...attracting its revenge squad against the hapless wrestler. Specter even laughs at this.
• After London clubs Specter on the head again, Specter explains how he's getting annoyed about having to be struck again and again and again before he screams "I HATE THIS!!!!"
• While Specter explains to Marin (actually Lin) about the nature of the Windfish Car, it's stated that Lycanroc, Umbreon and Sunvine Thrasher are fighting in a game of "one-upmanship" against the Nightmares.

The Desert Racetrack Car

The Hungry Desert

• Zossie's plan to get a Pokémon? She finds one and then catches it! Dulse groans how she needs to know what she wants, where she's going to find it and how she'll capture it.
• Dulse not understanding why the group not having ice cream is more important than the fact that Kiawe's family might lose their livelihood.
• London is not amused at Mad Ben being the ruler of the Desert Racetrack Car, snarking at how he's not into this "punky edgelord", this kid with an Australian accent and even referring him as "heinous highness".
• When Gladion shocks Specter, Easter unleashes a big grin before screaming I LIVE!!!!

The Tortoise and the Hare

• Despite this being a serious Mad Max world, the race itself seems more on the vein of Wacky Races with bonus points that Dick Dastardly is one of the contestants.
  • Speaking of which, when London points out if Dick got tired of chasing Penelope Pitstop, Dick has to remark that it was Sylvester Sneedley who did that.
  • Another contestant are two witches from Scooby-Doo! and the Reluctant Werewolf who do nothing but make puns.
  • The last known contestant are denizen versions of Junkrat and Roadhog called "Bombrat and Hog Roader".
• London states that seeing the contestants for the race isn't as bad as all the shit he's seen and heard of in wrestling.
  London: Well, last I heard about Super Cena was that he entered the Firefly Fun House and then the Broken Hardy also vanished into thin-air according to Brother Nero, and then there was The Undertaker burying the Prince of Phenomenal in a Boneyard Match while blaring out Metallica on his motorcycle, and the Devil’s favorite demon retired to become a mayor, oh and the Monster among Men won a tag team championship with a child...
• During the race itself, Dick Dastardly fires numerous spikes to pop the tires. Gladion has Lycanroc use Stone Edge to make a ramp, which makes London state this:
  London: Guess this road got a little...rocky. YEAH!!!!!!'
  • When it's down to Mad Ben, the Mean Machine, White Gestalt's ride (The Kendrick) and the Hog Bomber, London states that Tokio should use his cuteness. Tokio is in shock before London shouts to just do it as Tokio pulls his mask aside, gives a pair of Puppy-Dog Eyes with a twitchy nose and begs Hog Roader not to attack. Gladion and Specter are confused as London counts down from 3...and then the audience and even Hog Roader can't help but gush over how cute Tokio is.
  Hog Roader: (starts tearing up at Tokio) Awwwwwww! I wanna take this kid home!
  • Earlier, Bomb Rat's insult is "Your mum's an armadillo!"
  • Hog Roader gets distracted from the cuteness and crashes into the Mean Machine leading to this exchange:
  Dastardly: (as Muttley snickers) Using a child as a weapon...what rapacious reprobates! Wish I'd thought of that.
  Hog Roader: Still wanna adopt him! (passes out)
  • With only White Gestalt and Mad Ben left, Specter — who has never driven in his life — decides he wants to take the wheel. London refuses so Specter snaps his fingers and has his Sunvine monsters lift them into the air and switch places, with Sunvine Healer putting a seatbelt for London. London can only sulk in annoyance.
  • Due to Mad Ben attempting to crash their jeep and Gladion using Lycanroc's Counter to deliver knock-back damage, both cars end up passing the finish line at the same time and only protected by one of Specter's monsters. This results in London reaching for his hat and dropping sand on top of his head and Gladion helping a dizzy Tokio...and the audience is once again cooing over the boy.
• Finally as the group leaves the car, Lin praises how the legend of White Gestalt has begun. London dismisses it and doesn't think they're going to be flooded with paparazzi and fans...until the denizens of the car start flocking towards them.
  Specter: ...There’s things you just shouldn’t say out loud, London.
• Tokio asks Gladion what the plan is. Gladion has a brilliant plan that has helped him across the Alola region...run away!
  • And as they leave and Mad Ben swears revenge, he can hear Muttley snickering at his defeat.

The Ghoul School Car

• Whenever "Dr. Killjoy" is uttered, Dramatic Thunder accompanies it.
  • London notes that Dr. Killjoy is a better name than "Isaac Yankem DDS" (Yes, that was one of Kane's previous gimmicks)
• In a bit of dark humor, after Lin tells the story of her sister Luanne dragging her passenger partner to their death in a bog, the Ghoul School girls can't help but make puns about it.
• Zossie is enamored with Nina's Alolan Raichu and wants to get one for her own.
  Zossie: I need to know more of them! Where’s Professor Kukui? Where do they live? What kind of moves can they use? Can they come in blue? Can someone teach me to make Alolan pancakes to lure one?!

The Canal of Fondue Car

• Upon seeing Tokio's White Rabbit Mask, the denizens freak out.
  Denizen: IT'S THE WHITE RABBIT! COME TO SHARE AN OMEN OF DESTRUCTION! WE ARE TO BE STRUCK WITH DOOM AND DECAY FOR A HUNDRED YEARS! THE END IS NIGH!
  Tokio:...new outfits for everyone.
• Varon's infomercial flashback as to how Mallow inspired his malasada shop.
  Gladion: ...Somehow, I doubt it was quite like that.
  • And London questioning if if these malasada donuts are triangle shaped and full of jelly.
• As Hippy-Hop arrives, London mutters "Oh, fudge" only for a vendor to arrive with samples of fudge.
• During the fight with Daimonji, London asks for Lycanroc to do the Magic Hand thingy.
• The whole thing with the Canal of Fondue Car's denizens being hero fanatics. After Gladion won the bout against Zangatsu, he ends up being bombarded by denizens being enthralled by his heroics. Not even his friends are willing to help him out of his fan mob.
  London: (shows his number on the wrist) I’ve got a history.
  Specter: I’m too messed up.
  Easter: I’m unstable.
  Tokio: ...I don’t like crowds anymore.
  Lin: I...ra-ther...not.
  • The fans call him the White Wolf Trainer, to which he denies. Then someone shouts he's the Knight of the Orange Lily and Gladion glares at London for that.
  London: What? I'm helping.
  • Apparently, giant robots have entered the Canals of Fondue Car before.
  Ricky: That jerk rabbit [Daimonji] could’ve caused a lot of destruction. How could anyone be so careless with a giant robot? All the other giant robots we’ve met have been so much more considerate!
• And then, there is the statue reveal. Gladion is not amused at seeing his own statue, which does look tacky and ridiculous. And the marble one is coming later.
• Finally, when everyone agrees they should leave the car, mostly because Kisaragi and the Apex will be chasing after them, Tokio chimes in that Gladion's fan club will tear him apart. Gladion hopes that it's not that bad before Tokio brings up how they want a part of Gladion's jacket or hair or Lycanroc's fur as a souvenir
  Gladion: OKLETSGONOW! (rushes to exit as everyone laughs)

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