Funny / VShojo

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Projekt Melody

• Melody attempts a Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter, but messes up the last word in a way that explodes with Hypocritical Humor... twice in a row.
  Melody: The other version is... is packing a throbbing fanny pack 'cause he's ready for adventures. God, you people! Get your minds out of the peni- [Beat] ...dungeon! [laughs] ...gutter! [laughs even more] Couldn't think of a word for something under the ground!
• There are some moments that are from Melody's "other site" but aren't necessarily about anything explicit:
  • Just for the sheer juxtaposition factor, a number of the conversations that have been noted would be more fitting for Twitch. Just imagine going onto a camgirl site and finding Melody... seeking out advice for Persona 5 or Dungeons & Dragons.
  • "If you're gonna have a mimosa at 10:30 in the morning, it better go in your facehole and not your butt-hole. Mm-hmm, no butt chug. It's bad. It's bad."
  • In Mel's one-year anniversary stream on the "other site," she unveils a new toy she had been discussing for some time. As she's doing this, though, several VTubers in her circle, including Mouse, Nyanners, Silver, Snuffy, and Vei, were Tweeting comments about the stream and talking about buying the toy for themselves. Capped off when Mel took a break and was informed by chat about who all was watching in on her "ride," prompting a hilariously surprised and shy reaction.
• In a cooking collab with Jeannie of MxR, Melody talks about going to the grocery store to get some thin bagels and bread but pronounces the former as "baggle" (instead of the much more common "bay-gull"). Jeannie notices.
  Jeannie: No way... You say "baggle"?
  Melody: ...no?
  • Jeannie then asks if Mel likes sesame "baggles." Mel's response is adorable.
    "YES! That's my favorite! That's my favorite!"
• One of her streams saw Melody bring in Mouse partway through for a chat. At one point, the subject turned toward the general attitude Mouse's mom has about her interests, and that she is aware of Melody. More specifically, how she came to be aware of Melody.
  Mouse: She walked in on me watching you one time!
  Melody: On Twitch?
  Mouse: No.
  Melody: Ohhhh...
• In one stream that Melody holds with Lumi and Merryweather as guests, they get the idea to "prank call" people:
  • For the first impromptu addition, Merry discovers that Fredrik Knudsen happens to be available.
    • Bringing him into the call under the pretense that it was an emergency and they needed him to answer a very important question, Melody opens by asking him... what it would be like to be a Hot Pocket. To his credit, Fred pauses only briefly before giving an answer in a tone worthy of the show he's most known for, positing that it would be like perpetually feeling like one hasn't showered in ten days.
    • Apparently, when Merry brought Fred into the call, he neglected to mention that it was on Melody's stream at first, prompting a hilariously blindsided reaction when Merry lets that tidbit slip a little ways in:
      Fredrik: Well, I mean, the weirdest, most obscure rabbit hole is literally the video I'm making right now but I can't say that.
      Merry: You're only live to 4,000 people, you can say it.
      Fredrik: THIS IS LIVE!?!
      Melody: [as Merry and Lumi laugh] Uh... no.
    • At one point, Merry randomly asked Fred if it was possible for an immortality pill to be made available in their lifetimes. Fred suggests that it might be available conditionally, prompting this exchange:
      Merry: Can I have it?
      Fredrik: No.
  • The second extra guest is Takahata101, who answers in-character as his Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series portrayal of Dartz.
• Some time after the stream above featuring Knudsen, he appeared on another of Mel's streams to make good on his offer to do a commentary on his most recent video of Down the Rabbit Hole. While the video itself is anything but comedic, there are some good moments between Fred's added commentary and his interactions with Melly:
  • Fred brings back Mel's Hot Pocket question from her stream where they first met, and jokes about it being particularly profound, suggesting that it's the kind of question that one would ask their significant other in order to determine whether the relationship is worth pursuing further.
  • At one point, Fred breaks out a stunningly accurate impression of Meatwad.
  • One story Fred has about the K-Class submarines that wasn't mentioned in the video involves one of them accidentally colliding with a ship and heavily damaging its own hull (albeit not enough to put it in immediate danger). In a bid to avoid getting reprimanded for the mistake, the captain had his crew cover the hole in cardboard and paint it to look like the hull as if it were undamaged; as crazy as it sounds, the ploy actually worked. Combined with a tidbit Fred mentioned earlier about John Fisher's time as a captain, specifically how he required everyone who worked on his ship learn how to dance ^note (which he justified as an exercise to promote skills such as teambuilding and coordination), Fred jokingly posits that this captain had similarly required all of his submariners to learn how to paint, and realized that this situation was one that would allow that tendency to actually be useful.
  • In a bit of dark humor, after the video goes through the many, many issues of the K-Class submarines and the perils their own crews were subjected to, Mel stops the video to add even more ridiculous, over-the-top hazards of her own:
    Melody: ...and don't get me started on the quicksand room. The quicksand room was more of an artistic choice; like, that's an aesthetic thing.
  • At one point, Melody points out an ominous-looking man lurking off on his own in a photograph of a submariner crew. Fred notes that he looks like an SCP, and promptly goes off on a tangent concocting a story for him and looking for a way to fit it into existing SCP lore.
• Melody declaring herself as Connor's rival for Mousey's affections, telling him "he has stolen her affections with his Welsh magic" and even attempting to swear in Spanish.
  • This clip included his response: "How much did Mouse pay you to send this?"
• Melody's big confession, courtesy of chat pressuring her. All her attempts to refuse to confess end up making her sound like an incredibly guilty toddler, but she eventually cracks.
  Melody: [hesitantly, while choking her sobs] I, Projekt Melody... like... VIDEO GAMES! [bawls] Ooohh, God! I'm a neerrd! I'm a neeerrrrrd! Noooooo! [runs away stage right while wailing]
• Mel's attempt to sing "the pumpkin spice song"^note which is very likely "Halloweenie II: Pumpkin Spice" by Ashnikko, which Silvervale occasionally sings, in which she awkwardly makes up an impromptu song based on "I'm a Little Teapot" while doing the can-can.
• While answering questions from chat, Melody is asked if there's any plans to collab with newcomer Nazuna.
  Melody: I'd love to do something with her in Minecraft. What do you guys want to see us all do together? WOW...
• There's something hilariously ironic about Melody, an artificial intelligence who came to be because of a "porn virus", having a mental malfunction trying to comprehend the extent of Rule 34.
  • Similarly, Mel reacts to an introduction video of Akuma Nihmune, and the video weirded her out so much she exited stage left when it was over. On the other hand, she did say that she is a bit offended that she's not the biggest pervert.
  • Mel watches a video of Bao reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to Blaidd reading her infamously horny tweet; she snaps about three quarters of the way through the video.
• Melody is a bakery.
• Mel does not want anyone else to take her title as "the slutty one" in VShojo.
  Melody: I'm sorry, we are all- we all have our amazing individual skills. Some can cook well, some can- can draw well, some can sing well. [shouting] BUT I WANNA BE THE SLUTTY ONE!
• As Mel has a hard time doing an ahegao herself, her Lewd Cadet model comes with a toggle for it, which she demonstrates with a very squeaky "Nyah!" As a result, she looks less like she's being fucked silly and more like she's... being silly.
• Mel does not realize that her breasts are in full view until a viewer points it out, and she embarrassedly moves aside while saying "sorry" in a very Canadian accent (Canadians tend to pronounce the "o" in "sorry" with an "oh" sound, making it rhyme with "story" or "gory"). With that, chat quips "first time that happened"—keep in mind the kind of person Mel is—and an unamused Mel sasses back.
• Mel receives a TTS saying that her "brotherboard" sounds like the protagonist of a hentai novel called "My Sister Convinced My Mom to Become a Pron Star", and its tags, specifically "oyakodon", cause her to bluescreen for a good couple of seconds. According to the chatter who sent the TTS, Mel was talking about her motherboard semi-jokingly stating that she wanted to start doing "yoga", while her brotherboard is the only normal one in the family. The chatter decided to take this and run with it.

Ironmouse

• Don't ever tell Mousey not to say "daddy."
  Mouse: "Stop saying 'daddy', that's gross." DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY!
• "As a native speaker, the coño seems a little unnecessary and excessive, to be honest."
  Mouse: Oh, you don't like it when I say coño? Hello, coño. Como estas coño. What's up coño? Hi, my name is Ironmouse coño COÑITO coño COÑITO coño COÑITO coño COÑITO!
• "Are you a neko?"
  Mouse: No, I'm a demon. I'm a semen de- [Beat] [gasps, whispering] Oh god... [zips away off screen] UWAAA! NOOOOOO!
• This moment, also the first known sighting of Mamavale:
  Silvervale: OH MY GOD MY MOM IS IN CHAT!
  Mouse: Oh no, we gotta be nice! [...] Hello Mom, I- I- I- I- I-, I'm rated G.
• Mousey reacts to old clips of herself.
  • The moment Mouse witnessed what she said back then left her freaking out, following by her wheezing hard from her exasperated laughter for quite a while.
    Mouse (Clip): "Can you sing Despacheeto?" You know that's my favorite song. That's my favorite song to get fucked to!
    Mouse: [shrieking] When did I say that?! [giggles] Oh my god! [wheezing laughter] Oh my god! What?! When did I say that?!
  • The comments on the video were pretty great, as was Mouse's reaction.
    Mouse: "What's with this sassy lost child? She's a good singer though!" [laughter]
  • Out of morbid curiosity, she tries to watch more of the video, which she regrets immediately.
    Mouse (Clip): Ola! Me llamo Dora! Can you say "Fuck Your Mom"?
    Mouse: [screams] Oh my god! Oh my god it gets worse!
  • The end of this very clip? Mouse claims to someone hosting her, "this is a Christian stream!"
• In the stream debuting her new 2D model, she celebrated the occasion with a dedicated karaoke session.
  • One song ended up being from Sword Art Online... except she doesn't sing the lyrics at all, instead choosing to roast the main character Kirito in tune with the song.
  • The following song is from Fairy Tail, with her similarly deviating from the song to sing about how she only likes the first season and that the show got worse later on.
• "KULIKITAKA TI, KULIKITAKA TA~!"
• Her reaction to "Otoko No Uta" (The Song of Men) from Granblue Fantasy. Her voice and facial expressions were so over the top, and her Perverse Sexual Lust levels so off the charts, that she performed a "hand check" in order to assure her audience that she was not touching herself while she was streaming.
• Her Getting to Know interview with "Hey It's Joe" has many funny moments, but the highlight has to be around the 32-minute mark, when she mentions an unfortunate "mail-order incident." To put it as mildly as possible, since she can't get intimate with anybody due to her medical condition, she uses her "special friends" (which she has all named) to satisfy her urges. At some point a certain online store had a "special buy-one-get-one-free" offer, and she ended up ordering a lot of "special friends." What she didn't take into account was that due to her medical condition and the COVID-19 outbreak, her parents have to open up and sterilize all her deliveries before handing them over to her.
  Joe: You mean to tell me that your parents had to "Clorox" your "Bad Dragon"!?
  Mouse: Well, it's a Bad Dragon [...Beat...] My father refuses to look at me ever since.
• Any time she and CDawgVA collaborate on a stream, one can pretty much expect hilarity to quickly ensue.
  • Mouse is seriously offended that Connor thinks that Mexican food and Puerto Rican food are the same.
  • Their playthrough of It Takes Two (2021) can be summed up as a bickering married couple in the middle of a divorce.
  • At one point, Connor calls her out on her Elective Broken Language. He calls on the Latino members of the chat to confirm it, and some of them actually do. And it goes downhill from there.
  • Connor is about to play an early clip of Mouse being ecstatic about him following her on Twitch. She very vehemently opposes this and threatens to ban him and cut all contact with him if he does. He asks if there is something he can do to change her mind. She eventually relents on one condition: that he cosplays as her live on one of his streams as soon as possible. All just for him to play an old clip of her. Deal with the Devil, indeed.
    • Though he eventually gets the last laugh when he finally does the cosplay during Mousey's "4th Year Streaming Anniversary Stream".
      Mouse: Oh my god! This is so cursed! I regret everything!!!
• Mouse reads her tropes list on our VShojo Characters page, reacting to them with various amounts of agreement, incredulousness, confusion, and outrage - and flat-out refusing to read a few entries.
  Mouse: Can't Have Sex, Ever, FUCK YOU!
  Mouse: Erotic Asphyxiation!? HEY?! [reverb] HEY! WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT?! [...Beat...] Yesterday. [laughs]
• During one of Melody's Just Chatting streams (the same one in Melody's folder above about how Mouse's mom found Mouse watching Melody on "that site"), Mouse mentions that, while she was in a hospital, her mom visited to tell her that they had (devoutly Catholic) friends from church over and unknowingly played an unlabeled DVD. Said DVD happened to be Bible Black. This caused them to end their friendship and caused her father to throw holy water at her. Melody at this point is trying her damnedest to hold back her laughter.
  Mouse: And it's like, you think about it. It's like, think about my parents. They're both very Catholic and this is about an evil sex cult.
  Melody: [about to completely lose it and slapping herself] What the fu...ck... They're like the perfect people to find it.
  [Mouse bursts out laughing]
• Mouse going over updates to her TV Tropes character folder.
  • Her first listing of tropes leads to this:
    Mouse: Anything That Moves, already there. Apologizes a Lot, already there. Becoming the Mask, already there. Breast Expan- [gasp of laughter] ...Breast Expansion.
  • The Can't Have Sex, Ever trope is still a sore spot for her.
    Mouse: Can't Have Sex Ever? [beat] Why y'all gotta do me like that? Fuck you. Why you gotta mention that shit? I thought you guys love me. Huh? HUH?!
  • Both instances of her character folder snarking at her left her laughing and slamming her desk, from her poor tendency to keep new models a secret, to her Cute Monster Girl entry having a note at the end.
    Mouse: "Mousey received a new outfit for her 3D avatar (a swimsuit, with a different hairstyle) that she planned to debut on June 3rd, 2021." [wheeze] "You can guess what happened on June" firth- "1st." Wha- Ha HAAA?!
    Mouse: [reading Cute Monster Girl note] "There we put the trope in your page. Happy now-" [sudden laughter, followed by rapid desk-slams] AHHHH! Fuck you!
  • "There's fan art of me fucking all my friends. [raspberry, angry] I mean having fun with all my fucking friends. That's what I mean."
• Her reaction to Flowmotion's video featuring her "waifu body-pillow." She really can't believe what she is watching.
  • And he did a follow-up video featuring her.
    Flowmotion: [in Spanish] Baby, if your beauty was a sin, you would never be forgiven by God.
• "Ehlien please don't come for me, don't come for me~"
  • "Kulikitak-AAAAAAAAAAA!"
• Her "reverse harem application form" shenanigans:
  • The very first question on the form: "Are you Connor/CDawgVA?" ^note (Choosing "yes" or "maybe" automatically gets your form rejected.)
  • This didn't stop him from submitting with an alias. As Mousey tells it, she knew it was him when he wrote that his goal "was to infiltrate the harem to make it his own" and screamed "rise up gamers" in all-caps.
  • And apparently a lot of people submitted they were Connor anyway.
  • Apparently having the only qualifiers "being over 18" and "not being CDawgVA" was not such a good idea. Mousey was flooded with submissions (over 5,000!) and had to disable the form just two days after it was launched.
• During a hot tub stream with Nyanners, Mouse tells of how her mom once accidentally took a box she thought was medical waste that had to be disposed of to a medical waste facility. Said box was actually where Mouse kept her "toys." While the stunned silence from Mouse after her mom casually told her she threw it away is funny, the real kicker is the thought of someone at the facility having to sort out what they think is medical waste and instead finding a whole box of "special toys."
• This clip, where Mouse says that her parents are old, and they wouldn’t hear her yelling. Then her door opens.
  Mouse: I gotta call! I gotta ca-
  [door opens in background]
  Mouse: Ah-oh... I mean, my parents are so young, an-and young! And amazing!
• Mouse tells Haruka Karibu to watch out for the hole on the way to the exit door.
  Haruka: AHHHHH~!
  Mouse: Oh no... Dear God... [reverb] What have I done...?
  Haruka: [echoing] I can't get up! Where am I? Why is it so cold and dark?
  Mouse: Oh no, I don't have insurance.
  Haruka: YOU DON'T HAVE INSURANCE?!
  Mouse: No! I'm an American!
  Haruka: GODDAMMITTT~!!!
  Mouse: [breaks into laughter]
• Mouse sings "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys, and when she learns it contains the lyric "Am I sexual?" she completely stops and refuses to sing any further.
• Mouse singing Christmas songs whilst being "extremely medicated" is line-crossingly hilarious.
  • "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away... Fuck you. Don't fucking talk to me."
  • "Saaa-tan is coming to town~... Just kidding, I'm already here motherfuckers!"
  • "Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, cum is glistening. A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, walking in bukkake wonderland..."
  • "You're a mean one... Connor." [laughs so hard she can't even continue the song]
• While discussing health in this clip with Connor, they get repeatedly sidetracked by people donating messages with funny names (all relating to Connor's teeth).
  ConnorsTeeth: Waterpik is not a replacement for flossing. It's like a bidet, it's an enhancement for flossing. Also other countries have worse teeth. Don't @ me Connor!
  ConnorsBlackMolar: He just said he has good teeth but why am I the only tooth that's the wrong color?
  • At this point, Connor begins to take offense. Not that the things are being said about him, but that people are donating money to Mouse to say them.
  • Then, Connor starts getting donations.
    Connor [reading chat]: "Hey man, fuck that molar. I think you're doing fantastic." Thank you. Thank you ConnorsPenis.
    [Mouse loses it]
    IronmouseRightArm: SEND HELP ^note (Mouse had carpal tunnel at this time)
• When Mouse's attempts to stream Jump King result in her internet being disconnected, she dedicates a good portion of the following rebooted stream writing a Strongly Worded Letter to her internet service provider, taking notes from a tutorial video on how to make a calm, concise, and respectful letter... and deviating heavily with long-winded (and hammy) paragraph after paragraph of threatening complaints about the poor internet she purchased, all emphasized by the menacing BGM in the moment.
  Mouse: GIVE ME BACK ALL THESE YEARS OF TORMENT AND SUFFERING
  AND BUFFERING
  • Her email account is [e-mail], while her phone number is all sixes - with the exception of the nine at the end.
  • Upon reviewing her completed letter, which dwarfs the demonstration letter in the tutorial video at 200 lines, has her briefly rethink her choices. Keyword being "briefly."
    Mouse: Oh no, mine looks a little different... uh, that's okay- that's okay!
    There's nothing wrong with it. That's fine!
  • The true kicker is how her stream ends up inevitably failing at least three more times that night.
• One stream has her setting up a heart monitor, but she's having trouble and accidentally slips why.
  Mouse: Holy shit, my tits are too big. [realizes what she said] I didn't mean to say that out loud! AAAAAAAAAH!
• CDawgVA's Powerpoint presentation about "Why Ironmouse is Good" is a huge exercise in Refuge in Audacity. Highlights include:
  • "Who is Ironmouse? This could be Ironmouse..." ^note (proceeds to show pictures of an ostrich, a wet owl, and a rat)
  • "Ironmouse is a small streamer" ^note (in height, not viewer size)
  • "Ironmouse is from Puerto Rico" ^note (proceeds to show the Cuban flag)
    Connor: Did I just do a "racism"?
    Mouse: YES!!!
  • "Voice of an angle" ^note (plays rat noises)
  • "What I actually like about Ironmouse..." ^note (Chirping Crickets)
• At one point during an Elden Ring stream with a few guests, Nyanners admitted to never telling the others she'd had COVID-19 due to not wanting to worry them. While Haruka tries to talk her out of that mindset, Mouse seizes on the opportunity for some Gallows Humor:
  Mouse: You know what? Just for that, if I get COVID, I'm not gonna tell you.
  Nyan: [genuinely shocked] Oh WHAT?!
  Mouse: But it's only gonna be 'cuz I'm gonna be dead, but, y'know...
  [Mouse and Haruka start laughing, Nyan and Aethelstan are horrified]
  Nyan: That's not... Too dark! That's too dark! [...] Don't even joke about that!
  Haruka: I should not be laughing, but I am. That was such a good joke.
  • Ironically, Mouse would eventually catch COVID-19, which she would only refer to as "Ligma", and while by no means was it easy, she did recover.
• During Mouse's "Pokémon Smash or Pass" collab stream with Snuffy, they get to Wailord (which, for those unaware, is essentially a 47-foot-long whale).
  Snuffy: Smash.
  Mouse: What?! Why?
  Snuffy: Forty-seven feet.
  Mouse: [genuinely panicked] Forty-sev... Snuffy, you'll die!
• During a stream of the 2022 Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? video game, Mouse gets frustrated and goes on a swear-filled rant. Someone in the chat asks "You kiss your mother with that mouth?", to which she immediately replies "No, I have immune deficiency; I can't kiss my mom!" Chat immediately collapses into a mix of laughter and sadness at Mouse's Brutal Honesty.
• BuffPup introduced Mouse to the rather NSFW rap song "3 Big Balls" - causing her to shriek at just how ridiculous the lyrics were. The fun really began when she decided to add a clip of the "4 Big Guys" verse to her soundboard. She set its cost at 5,000 bits (approximately $50) in the hope that it wouldn't be used too often, saying that "no one in their right mind is going to continuously spam 5K bits to play that fucking song. No one." You can just guess what happens next...
  • And then Connor pops up in chat, wondering what mayhem he just walked into.
  • The only sound alert more expensive than 4 Big Guys was "Kulikitaka Ti", which costs 10,000 bits (around $100). Almost immediately after Mouse suggests that the price of 4 Big Guys be raised, someone plays the Kulikitaka alert - much to Mouse's chagrin. And almost immediately afterward, someone plays 4 Big Guys again.
• During a stream using the tan version of her Punk Mouse model, Mouse did the animation where her model's hair flies away, leaving her bald... only to learn that her modeller neglected to turn her bald head tan, inadvertently making the model looking like she has a bleached buzzcut. Mouse was both surprised and delighted, and wound up really loving the look.
• During the Speak of the Devil episode with Nijisanji's Fulgur Ovid, both he and Mouse wind up experiencing some Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure.
  Fulgur: I only found out recently that Mickey Mouse has a child.
  Mouse: WHAT?!!?
  Fulgur: You didn't know this?
  Mouse: [shocked Mouse noise]
  Fulgur: Wait, I need to find his name as well, it's so funny!
  Mouse: Oh my God, this is just as bad as when I found out Hello Kitty has a boyfriend.
  Fulgur: HELLO KITTY HAS A BOYFRIEND?!!?
  Mouse: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!
• When watching a Skallagrim video, Mouse made a running gag of the video making it look like he was trying to hit her with a sword. Skallagrim later made a follow-up video acknowledging and reacting to the clip, correcting some of the points in his earlier video along the way... with Ironmouse herself reacting to that video.
• During the second part of her Resident Evil Village stream after Miranda kills the last sole human inhabitant of the once-peaceful village, Mouse starts singing a hilarious rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" consisting mostly of the word "mama" and gremlin noises going through her audio filter.
  Mouse: Mama.... Just killed me... Put a gun a ga ga ga, meh me me meh meh meh mehhhhhhhh~
• Later on, Mouse's encounter with Lady Dimitrescu's rear causes her to immediately boot up Photo Mode, resize her model to make it look like she's looking down at her immensely small stature, and demand that she step on her. She also requested Jojo memes from the soundboard, to which her viewers happily obliged. It has to be seen to be believed.
  Mouse: [laughing] Crush me, mommy! Please! Crush me!
• Her second subathon had some pretty hilarious highlights:
  • A new feature of her second subathon is the ability to change Ironmouse's model to one of your choosing for one hour by redeeming 100'000 channel points. During the very first day of the subathon, not even two minutes into the stream, somebody uses this system to change Ironmouse into her scuffed "Iron-Dora" model.
    Mouse: You mean to tell me I need to be like this for an hour?! This was a mistake... Hey, I said "day one" not "say one"!
• Mouse was nominated for Content Creator of the Year at the 2023 Game Awards. While watching the award ceremony online, she believes that the content creator, Quackity, will win that award. Only to find out that she'd won instead.
  Presenter: And the game award goes to…
  Mouse: Quackity!
  Presenter: Ironmouse!
  Mouse: [screaming] WHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?

Zentreya

• Zen watches a clip of a dragon documentary, where one of the witnesses claims to have found a scorch mark left by a dragon. Zen, a dragon herself, closely examines said mark and offers her two cents on the matter.
  Zen: It's a motherfucking smudge!
• The comedic timing of Zen's Reaction Shots are truly an art form, such as her reaction to fellow dragon Kiryu Coco claiming that the latter's tail is actually removable.
• Speaking of timing, the absurdly perfect timing of Zen's chat with donation messages, soundboard clips, or a combination of the two.
  • In a November 2021 stream, Zen told her chat to be "normal" just for a minute. She was being serious, and got out a timer. It took a while.
  • Perhaps one of the best chat trollings she's had was one donor who deployed the following:
    Donor: But first, a joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road? To scare the dragon!
    [Zen fixes the camera with a Disapproving Look]
    Donor: Oh, wait. Forgot the punchline. [blasts ear-bustingly loud Megalovania as Zen ducks for cover]
• Introduced on April Fools' Day 2021, Gecko Zen, a new model for her. There's not much else to say beyond being oddly cute, freaky, and everything in between. Best of all, it's not a one-off April Fool's joke, as she continues to use this model on occasion.
• When the chat was complaining about the music, she decided to play something else, but she accidentally played a clip of Caillou saying "oh yes, daddy," then a grown man clapping and saying "oh yes, daddy." Zen breaks down in complete hysterics, even having to turn her back to the camera because she couldn't stop laughing.
• Zen takes the time to kick herself after a particularly ponkotsu (clumsy) moment. Specifically, after putting her phone in her toaster and briefly using the waffle she was going to toast as her phone.
• During her new model debut/birthday stream in 2022, her Sitcom Arch-Nemesis Haruka Karibu presents her a birthday gift:
  Haruka: It's... a cane!
  Zen: [pauses the video with a disapproving look, calls Haruka on Discord] Fuck you.
  Haruka: WH- [Zen hangs up]
• During the off-time of her Speak of the Devil debut, amidst Zen's heartfelt speech regarding her history with Mouse and her experiences with the VTuber community, she takes the time to thank her moderators. Except for Fatman, with her delivering a suddenly blunt "fuck you" to them in particular.
• When Zen does a tierlist of fast food chains, she milks "I've had Five Guys" for all it's worth, and then gets derailed when her STTTS makes her say "[...] just to see how far gays taste again." Chat then comes in with a zinger.
  Chat: At one point, Zen got five guys. Nowadays, she only gets one guy. KEK.
  Zen: *pulls a gun* Okay, buddy.
• During the Toys For Tots charity stream, Zen picked up Henya's avatar (in a bumper car) and threw her out of the skybox!

Apricot / Froot

• In one art stream, Froot starts doing impressions of various other VTubers, both in and out of VShojo, working in-jokes into as many as possible, such as her impression of Zen continuing the Running Gag of Zen being the bottom between the two of them.
  Froot: [imitating Hime] Ara ara... AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
• In one stream, Froot mentions to chat that she can do an ahegao face, but she wouldn't do it for chat. However, after a couple of minutes, she was convinced to do it for only a brief moment. Sure enough, Cooksie had it clipped and posted within the hour. And it was posted to the "English VTubers Out of Context" Twitter account. And was made into the profile picture for said Twitter account.
• Froot is asked to show her shirt design, only to realize not long afterwards why she was asked to do so. ^note (She was basically coerced into showing her breasts without actually doing so.) Her reaction (and resulting exit) is priceless.
• The BBC report on VTubers mislabels the CEO as Froot. Froot runs with the blooper and shows off a Live2D-rigged model of the CEO with her hair on top.
• After winning a round in Crab Game, Froot winds up getting pushed off an obstacle to her death before the next round begins. She responds by quitting the game and moving onto Apex Legends, smiling without saying a word.
• Froot doesn't typically rage at games, so seeing her completely lose her composure while playing golf is something to behold.

Hime Hajime

• During her Hot Sauce Challenge/Q&A Stream, her and special guest Mouse's constant claims that they are pure, wholesome girls... Only to be immediately contradicted by their conversations every time.
• Hime's real identity is one of the worst-kept secrets of VShojo.

Kson On Air

• Kson tries to teach Nazuna some English slang. One of the expressions is "WTF", which Nazuna reads as "What, thank you, fuck". Kson finds it funny enough that she decides to play along, saying "What? Thank you. Fuck you!"; Nazuna translates it back into Japanese with "Nanda? Arigatou. Konoyarou." (Literally "What? Thank you. You bastard.") It is when Kson deliberately presses Nazuna's Berserk Button by reading "WTF" as "Why tenshi flat?" when Nazuna indignantly replies "What the fuck", finally saying it correctly.
• Leave it to Kson to take the heavy news of Nyanners, Silvervale & Veibae not renewing their contracts and turning it into something hilarious:
  Kson: I mean, VShojoJP is treating me very good right now, but if there is an agent that can give me A WAY BETTER contract, like giving me one million dollars per month sponsorship and if VShojo couldn't afford more, then Hell Yeah I'm down. Contracts are BUSINESS after all.
  HeyKojiro: I am offering 3$ a month and you can pet this cat whenever you want (posts a picture of his cat).
  Kson: BOUGHT! WHERE IS THE CONTRACT?!
  Soma Rigel: VShojo Announcement: KsonOnAir has left VShojo as she found a contract she is happier with. We wish her the best in her VTubing activities.
• After making it through the "Like A Dragon" Hostess Auditions, she makes a comment about how perfect Ai's^note (One of her rivals and fellow winners with whom she became really close during the auditions) shoulders are, in contrast to her own which are too wide for her liking. She them attempts to correct her shoulders using photo editing software. When she tries to bring her shoulders back to normal, she ends up making them huge. Her shoulder width became a meme, and she even made it part of her Twitter avatar for some time.
  Chat: every sub adds 1cm to kson's shoulders
  Kson: [after begging chat to stop] Thank you, but I think that's enough. It's starting to stab my neighbors.
• Winning the Like a Dragon hostess auditions not only secured her positions in The Man Who Erased His Name and Infinite Wealth, but also a spot on the promotion of the game. This all came to a head at Anime Expo 2023 where she sat next to Takaya Kuroda himself during the Like a Dragon panel. Since Kson is such a high-profile fan of the series with an equally high-profile crush on Kiryu^note And also since Kuroda is likely in on the open secret, it would come as little surprise that he had a bit of fun with her.
  Kuroda: I'm single~!
  (Crowd erupts into cheers and laughter)
  Kson: (Visibly bashful) I'm single as well!
• And then there's the name of the achievement you get when you finish her hostess minigame in The Man Who Erased His Name... "Kei's Husbando".

Haruka Karibu

• Upon Haruka's official inclusion in VShojo, after the dramatic lore video featuring her, we get a skit of Haruka (her prior model) introducing us to Haruka (her new model).
  • Old Haruka constantly interjecting New Haruka's introduction. Whether it be calling her out for peering out from below the screen like most other VTubers, noting Haruka's new look with a "Damn!" (including another Haruka inexplicably appearing to give a Wolf Whistle), to commenting on the Leg Focus and the bust.
  • The self-interview flashback section:
    • After the heartfelt section about Haruka wanting to better herself, Old Haruka promptly breaks the mood, with New Haruka responding in kind with a headbutt.
      Haruka (Old): Sucks you'll still be called a cult, be Zentreya's grenade dummy, being called a moose— oh, oh! And you smell like dirt.
      Haruka (New): [headbutts] BITCH!
    • After getting knocked to the ground by New Haruka for her above comment, Old Haruka gets the 2D knocked out of her, now being depicted as her 3D model. Old Haruka, in response, attacks back to send New Haruka flying, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate style.
• A chat member asking Haruka if she liked the venison she was sent turns into a discussion about how she has had to invoke No Party Like a Donner Party on her own family members to survive the harsh Canadian winter, Corpsing the whole time.
• Haruka's curiosity gets the better of her in one of her Baldur's Gate III streams after she reaches the point where the player is given the option to have sex with a Mindflayer. Both Zentreya and Henya have teased her over that.

Henya the Genius

• Any time Zen annoys Henya, which is guaranteed to end in Henya screaming "ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
• To prove that she is a genius at the end of her debut stream, Henya attempts to solve a Rubik's Cube in 30 seconds...which she breaks, causing it to fly apart into pieces shortly before the time runs out, and she abruptly cuts to black in embarrassment.
• Much like Hime Hajime's Real Life identity, Henya's past identity is one of the worst-kept secrets in VShojo:
  • During her debut stream, she actively tries to suppress her Verbal Tic, but it eventually slips through.
    Henya: ...Did I say "dayo"? Oh shit.
  • "Thank you Papam... I MEAN PAPAYA!"
  • "I bought my microphone years ago when..."
    Chat: What do you mean you bought it years ago?! You just got started!
    Henya: (silently) Fuck... I have no excuses...Would you look at the time? It's time to end the stream!
  • She eventually accepts that everybody already knows who she is and just goes with the flow from then on.
  • During her "Portal" Collab with Kson, Kaichou accidentally addresses Henya as her previous online persona^note No, we are not going to link a clip or add a time-stamp. And then she does this:
    Kson: WASURERO (FORGET) BEEEAAM!!!
    Henya: WASURERO (FORGET) BEEEAAM!!!
    Chat: (Playing along) Hi, First time here.
  • The "WASURERO BEAM! / Hi, first time here" interaction whenever Henya accidentally reveals her previous persona's identity becomes a Running Gag later on.
  • When user asks Henya if she has a Silver Play Button, Henya nervously tells chat about a certain friend of hers who forgot to get one.
• Henya has a special message for Nazuna:
  Henya: I am not "pettan, pettan". I am not the most flat in VShojo! (Evil Kettle Laugh)
• During a Minecraft stream, Henya comes up with the perfect Fan Community Nickname for her viewers: Hentai ["Hen" from "Henya" + "tai" (隊), Japanese for "squad" or "team"]. When she tells Haruka, the latter briefly goes silent and disconnects.
  Haruka: Motherfucker- really?!
  • In the next stream the following day, Henya made note of how the VShojo Highlights channel clipped the segment. In light of her concern with discussing the matter with VShojo out of fears they wouldn't approve of the nickname, Henya chose to interpret this move as at least tacit endorsement (though she later suggested her fans to not spam "Hentai" and risk getting shadowbanned, and instead to type it out with kanji as "HEN隊").
  • She reveals it to the rest of VShojo during the Pummel Party Collab with Sykkuno. Zentreya is horrified.
    Zentreya: She might be a genius, but she ain't right in the head.
  • And then, during that same collaboration, Haruka and Ironmouse start singing the HEN隊 song. They assure Henya that it really exists and Henya decides to make it her official donation sound.
  • In the leadup to her first crossover stream with Ninomae Ina'nis, Henya contemplated the possibility that she'd have to explain what her Fan Community Nickname was at some point, dreading it considering how much more "seiso" Ina was. Unfortunately, due to a clip of this public confession of concern getting popular, once the stream was underway, Ina decided to beat her to the punch and point-blank asked Henya to explain herself.
    • Henya then tries to turn it around and psyche Ina out by referencing the infamous "Ina's Back" meme. It doesn't work. What really sells the moment is Ina's nonchalant attitude about the whole thing.
• When a chat member asks Henya whether a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers is heavier, she answers "steel". Cue her confusion about them actually being the same weight and not understanding why chat is laughing.
  • And then in a later stream we get this gem of an interaction.
    Chat: Both are one kilo, but the feathers are heavier because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
    Henya: Man, that's deep.
• During her Dead Island 2 playthrough, a donation gave out a "helpful" tip:
  Donation: Also, if you press Alt-F4, you can keep the map on the screen while running.
  Henya: ...Alt-F4?
  (she presses the keys; the game closes)
  Henya: [Beat] ...FUCK YOOOOUUUU! Fuck you! Fuck you! AAAHHHH! (devolves into kettle-laugh) ...you got me~!
• Shortly after being raided by Saruei, Henya tries to introduce herself to the Special Assault Team (Saruei's name for her fanbase)... but she takes a while to remember her name.
• After starting up her stream of Diablo IV, Henya realized too late that she required a graphics driver update in order to play the game, followed by a donor relaying to her that doing so may require her to end the stream and restart her computer. Henya scoffs at the idea and attempts to devise a workaround, only for her the restart to automatically kick in, knocking her offline mid-sentence. When she finally returned, she didn't even wait for her avatar to load back in before apologizing to her chat and thanking them for the heads-up, kicked off with the same donor making another donation message: "You. Were. Warned. Kappa".
• An early shared Minecraft stream saw Henya accidentally ending up in a truly Looney Tunes-esque bit with Zen: while rushing to get into their makeshift house for the night, Henya attempts to get in bed but accidentally sets off a Creeper right next to her and Zen's beds (though not enough to damage either of them), with her immediate reaction being to go to sleep and pretend like nothing happened. Zen somehow completely misses all of it — once morning comes, she gets up, chows down on breakfast, walks out the door, excitedly typing "DAMN IM GOODF. RISE AND SHINE BABY", totally oblivious to the giant hole in their house right next to her, all as Henya is hyperventilating in the corner, praying that she doesn't notice. It takes almost a full minute for Zen to type "HENYA. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE".
• With some encouragement from Zen, Henya tried to get one up on Kson by asking her if she had ever been to "Sawcon". When Kson asks what "Sawcon" is, Henya enthusiastically proclaims: "SAWCON DEEZ NUTS DAYO!" Kson, however, saw it coming and quickly turned the tables.
  Kson: If you do a "Deez Nuts" joke to me, I'M GONNA REALLY SUCK ON YOUR NUTS! (goes after Henya)
  Henya: (look of panic) I don't have it! I don't have it!
  Kson: I'm lookin' for it!
• Henya learns about the Grimace Shake trend going on in the US since it's not available in Japan. She reacts in abject horror at the memes of people dying from having a sip of the cursed shake.
• Zen challenges Henya to beat Donkey Kong Country within a day, promising to call her the smartest member of Vshojo if she succeeds. Hilarity Ensues.
  Henya: [kettle scream after running into a Krash in Mine Cart Carnage] YOU GODDAMN CROCODILE! GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FLORIDA! GO BACK TO THE FLORIDA, YOU FUCKING CROCODILE!
• While playing Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, Henya struggles to get past Toxic Tower. She eventually snaps and threatens to force those who told her that Diddy's Kong Quest is easier than the first game with the "Watch Henya Forever" punishment, in which the saps have to watch Henya's streams for the rest of their lives, even on their wedding day, their funeral, and when their family is around. Should they try to decline even when their parents are around, Henya will deliberately make it awkward by occasionally shouting "Yamete, onii-chan!", showing that Henya, though she is one of the more seiso members, is Not So Above It All. That said, even this is much more restrained and can even be taken in a more innocuous context, unlike, say, a lewder VTuber like Saruei, Numi, or Shylily invoking The Immodest Orgasm when informed the viewers' parents are in the same room.
• During a call with Filian, Henya's Brutal Honesty ends up triggering one of Filian's Berserk Buttons, with hilarious results:
  Filian: For a dollar, name a furry.
  Henya: Filian!
  Filian: FUUUUUUUU- (leaves call)
• It's a running gag in Henya's Minecraft streams that Zentreya likes to steal from Henya's potato farm, but one time, Zen stole ALL the potatoes from the farm and sent Henya on a scavenger hunt to get them back, with the final location being close to the max build limit of the world. At the end of the hunt, she finds out that Geega (who had joined VShojo the day prior) helped and was so shocked that she fell off the dirt tower she used to get up there WITHOUT the potatoes.
• During her playthrough of The Mortuary Assistant, poor Henya gets so freaked out by the scares that she starts nervously singing "Idol" by YOASOBI.
• During the preamble to a crossover stream with Pipkin Pippa and Tenma Maemi of Phase-Connect, Henya decided to treat herself and the audience to Pippa's song, "Pippa the Ripper". While Henya was sincerely enjoying herself, the fun saw an abrupt end when the video was privated live. Very observant viewers will notice that Pippa, who doesn't consider the song her most dignified work, commented "NOOO" upon seeing Henya beginning to play it. She was watching the stream the entire time and did everything in her power to stop Henya and her viewers from hearing the rest of it.
  Henya: [upon seeing the link being made private] NOOOOO! [giggles] It's got privated! PIPPAAAAAA!
• At the beginning of a cooking video with Oni Giri, Henya flies around wildly like, as Giri put it, "a plastic bag in the wind", and is clearly enjoying herself. At least, until Giri realizes that Henya is actually stuck on her tail, and that is when Henya panics.
• Henya struggles to spell Puerto Rico. Ironmouse finds the struggle hilarious.
• When Henya received a brand new model and outfit in December 2023, she revealed that it came with new expressions, including an illustrious ahegao face of her own, but understandably (especially given her reaction to the girls flaunting their ahegao faces in months prior), she decided to not show it. Two weeks later, she would not only toggle it on by accident, much to her horror, but her model ended up freezing on it for a moment as she was evidently unable to switch it off, resorting to hiding herself entirely off-screen as she was trying to fix herself up, praying that nobody watching saw what happened. Needless to say, it was clipped, and the fallout became too much to the point where she used the Wasurero Beam on chat.
  Henya: How do I fix it?! KEVIIIIIIIIIIN!^note Referring to the model's rigger, KevinX, who would always sneak in an ahegao toggle, according to Mel.
• Henya apparently spent her entire vacation building an enormous Minecraft house, which turned out quite beautiful and intricate... on the outside. The inside is completely open and bare, except for a chair for Henya to sit in next to a sign that says "I'm tired of building this baka big house dayo".
• During a Minecraft stream with Mouse and Zen, Henya took the opportunity to try out her new mic- which somehow had the reverb turned all the way up right at the start, causing Henya to sound like she was trapped at the bottom of a well.
• "Life is pain, dayo."

Geega

• Geega's debut stream is filled with these moments:
  • Flashing back a week prior, Geega calls Ironmouse and tries to get ideas from her on what to do for said debut stream. Mouse suggests a new costume, remarking that it usually takes months in advance to prepare... and then Geega changes into said new costume offscreen.
    Geega: I found this in my closet, will this work?
    Mouse: Oh biiiitch, you look good as hell!
    Geega: I know! [quiet snicker]
    Mouse: [Beat] W-wait... you had that the whole time?!
    Geega: Mmhm!
  • Five days later, Geega then asks Kson for ideas, and she obliges... in Japanese. Geega pretends to understand what she's saying, resulting in:
    Geega: Oh my god, a date night should be sooo good!
    [Beat]
    Kson: ...Yep! That's definitely what I said! Right, Henya?
    [camera pans over to a distressed Henya, who lets out a high-pitched scream]
  • After introducing herself to her chat, she then plays a video where she interviews herself... only for Haruka and Zentreya to interrupt, calling her out for doing something Haruka's already done before. Zen remarks on how Geega said she was going to post the interview video the following day, and suggests that they "play games or something". This causes Geega to have the idea of hosting a game show, much to Zen's consternation as the green screen and the lights slowly turn off.
  • This is followed by Geega beginning a game-show segment with Melody and Froot as contestants... only for Froot to remark on Geega's new outfit, reminding her of her debut stream and causing her to call the game-show off, much to Mel's annoyance (as she was apparently winning) as the curtain abruptly falls.
  • As Geega shows off her merch, she draws attention to one shirt in particular, saying that it supports a friend... a plain white t-shirt with black text stating "ZEMTRAYA SUCKS". Better yet, it's an actual piece of merch available at the VShojo store, and is called the "Tee of Friendship".
  • At the end of the stream, she attempts a stunt that wouldn't be out of place in a circus act: lowering herself headfirst into a shark-infested pool of lava. Cue the curtains falling as she's about to begin and the credits rolling despite her audible protests.
• During a chill stream, Geega wound up talking about weirdos in the chat. One example in particular was someone who simply posted "sex" in the chat, was banned, and then attempted to appeal the ban by saying "no more sex."

Kuro Kurenai

• The slideshow Kuro uses to introduce himself in his debut stream, the composition of which could be best described as Stylistic Suck.
• For Kuro's first post-debut stream, he decided to play the indie horror game Paranormal Entities. Hilarity Ensues as, despite what his dark appearance would suggest, he's not really in his element. Special mention goes to the Running Gag of him Tempting Fate in regards to Jump Scares.
• This exchange between Kuro and Matara:
  Matara: I meant everything I said in the moment I said it. Later, I don't mean it anymore. [laughs]
  Kuro: That's like, when you go camping with the boys and then you, like, touch each other's dicks, but it's, like, camping so it doesn't count...
  [a few seconds of silence from Matara]
  Kuro: Hello?
  Matara: Yeah yeah, I'm, ah, processing... ah, could you elaborate on that?
  Kuro: ...I don't want to anymore. Wait, no, wait... [cracks up]
• Kuro has a tendency to say a bit too much, and it bugs him to no end. For instance, he blunders while looking at an idea for his signature, and he starts kicking himself.
  Kuro: [catches his blunder, smacks desk] GOD! WHY!? WHY!? Why!? Why, why, why, why, why, why, why!? I can't! I can't, man!
• Kuro finds a group around a bale fire in Elden Ring and comments that they're worshipping someone. Then a dragon lands on top of them all.
  Kuro: WHAT THE FU-!!!!
• Kuro meets Henya in Minecraft, but because Henya got a new microphone and voice mixer and is trying it out, her voice is pitched down, and she quickly readjusts it when Kuro points it out. Afterward, Kuro tries to show Henya a death trap he invented and how it works, but he accidentally kills her with it.

Matara Kan

• Matara's profile description is just "bug" repeated 76 times, in four nineteen-word sentences.
• At the end of one stream, Matara tells Zentreya that she wants to poke Zen for future gaming. Zen tries to say "Poke me as many times as you want", but her STTTS renders it as "Fuck me as many times as you want." Matara gets very tickled by this and decides to run with it.
  Matara: Uh- *cracks up laughing* Zeeeeeeen...
  Zentreya: Don't fucking clip that. Oh my God. I'm so tired. What a fucked up- *drops the call*
  Matara: I love you! [after Zen leaves] It made me blush a little bit! I mean, listen, listen. I know it's Friday night and I know people tend to get a little lonely. Like, you know, Zen played video games, she got a little lonely, but that was so forward of her! I just was not expecting that from Zen, you know? [...] Listen, you know what she wants, and what she wants is me. [...] Maybe love can bloom at work!
• Matara talks about how she was attempting a British accent and genuinely thought she was doing a good job... until Froot, a Brit, flatly tells her "You're really bad." Matara even adds that she thought that Froot was laughing because she was doing a good job of doing a British accent when in reality... Froot was laughing because the accent sounded nothing like the real thing.
• During a Palworld collab, Matara tries to pin down a commercial, only for Mouse to reply "I just know the incest one." Matara immediately responds with "Whoa...go on." and then hastily tries to cover her tracks as Mouse busts out laughing and Zentreya grills her.

Michi Mochievee

• The general character of Michi's lore video serves to establish that she is an utter loony.
  • On a technical level, the lore video is built on the foundations of Stylistic Suck. For one thing, it has an inconsistent art style, cycling from professionally animated slides to crappily animated still photos, stock photos, crude drawings, and more. And it is all narrated by Kuro, who is really letting his snark cut loose. Michi herself is voiced by Panini, one of her managers, and not only is the audio quality terrible, but the delivery is so stilted it greatly clashes with Michi's wild reactions upon being pulled into the VShojo headquarters. The video also glosses over Michi's backstory (she lived in terrible living conditions, fell ill, and died, then spent some years as a ghost before taking over a body made of pieces of multiple bodies, but the details are very scant) in favor of gags about her immoral business practices and how her antique store sells questionable products at very steep prices. The breaking point is when Michi, at the end of the video, realizes she ran out of budget to pay her animators and then goes catatonic over not being able to elaborate on her lore properly.
  • Upon awakening and seeing that she is brought back as a patchwork undead human made up of several dead bodies stitched together, Michi looks into a mirror and notices that she has, in the video's words, "MASSIVE TITS!" Michi is so content with this that she stops pondering her origins and starts fooling around in front of the mirror.
  • Before logging down all the stuff she got, Michi tries out a potion that makes her sound like "THE COOLEST PERSON", "Panini from Vshojo". Jared, her creator who found immortality by possessing a weird-looking rabbit doll, only looks on in puzzlement. Much of the items they log down allude to other characters, like a broken mirror in a lake, pieces of an indestructible cockroach exoskeleton, an eyeball bow (bought by Froot), and a comb that's supposedly cursed. At one point, Michi finds a giant nail, which causes both Michi and Jared to stare ominously as the background turns dark.
  • Michi opens up a VShojo invitation letter, which pulls her into the headquarters. At that moment, all the talents gather round and talk among themselves about the weirdness of the situation (including Haruka, who randomly screams like Aqua) while Zentreya cuts through all that and tries to introduce herself to her... only for Michi to pause her like she's a video recording.
  • Days later, Kuro later admits that the lore video was a collaborative effort between him and Michi; Kuro wrote much of the jokes in the video, while the giant nail and the "MASSIVE TITS" gag were all Michi's.
• After showing her lore video in her debut stream, Michi inadvertently reveals too much about herself. And right out of the gate, nonetheless.
• Michi's profile description is just her gleefully promoting her merchandise and telling her readers to subscribe to her channels, and she candidly admits that she will not remember writing the description.
• Michi goes over the profile quotes of the VShojo members, and she goes Kaela Kovalskia and has a silent laughing fit over Kuro's profile quote: "The darkness doesn't scare me. My only fear is losing who I am." Granted, it is true to his lore, but Michi points out that she would not have laughed if Kuro, an upbeat, snarky goofball, normally behaved with such gravitas on stream.

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Former Talent

Silvervale

• Silver's horrified reaction to a certain Korean Burger King commercial. The background music just adds to it.
• During a stream with Mamavale, Melody shows up in chat. Silver tells Mama to say hi.
  Mamavale: Hi, Mel! I love Melly. Except for when I—
  Silver: [accidentally interrupting her] I love Melly, too!
  Mamavale: Except for when I click the wrong thing and I see waaay too much of Melly.
  Silver: [laughs out of embarrassment] Oh my god, Mom!
• The rather... "interesting" choice of music that Silver has for $100+ donations has caught her off-guard a few times, especially on a $1,000 donation.
  Silver: This isn't how we say hello to guests! Oh fuck... [ears droop]
• In the highlights video for one of her "basket waifu" streams with Robcdee (an IRL stream with him in Japan and Silver chatting with him), they come across a Host Club with several images of the hosts on the outside. Cue Silver, with a Super-Deformed head and heart eyes, drooling a waterfall in response.
  • Later in the video, he surprises her by bringing her to a "secret shop," to which he drops some hints ("It's a disposable product that you should only use once" and "You use it to save a lot of money"). When they finally reach the store, what do they sell? Condoms. A large variety of condoms.
• During another one of her "basket waifu" collabs with Rob, he decides to bring up Silver's stream on a gaming PC he finds at an electronics store. Only for Silver to start doing a certain memetic dance - and Rob to get kicked out of the store by an employee in the process.
  • And then on another episode, she does it again when Rob's looking at a Surface Duo (thankfully it was on a smaller, phone-sized screen this time).
• Mamavale catches Silvervale singing Ashinikko's "Halloweenie II: Pumpkin Spice".
  Silver: [singing] Pumpkin spice this pussy baby / I'm glad my mom's not watching this stream.

Nyatasha Nyanners

• Pretty much all of her stream of Custom Maid 3D 2.
  • Her experimentation with the first maid has Nyan give the maid Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises plus ridiculously-sized boobs, followed up with making the maid do a variety of poses that cause her chest to bounce to a ludicrous degree, make said boobs "clap," and just seeing all the weird accessories the game gives. All of this causes Nyan to freak out repeatedly and give out inhuman screeches.
  • The Good Bad Translationinvoked adds to the hilarity. By the end of the first half, she's been called senile with a pee fetish.
  • She insists that she plays these types of games more for the Virtual Paper Doll and Character Customization aspect and nothing pornographic. Naturally, nobody in the chat buys any of this.
  • Upon discovering the free-roaming camera during the cutscenes, she tries to look at "herself" at another angle.
    Mai Sakuramaji: You're having lewd thoughts aren't you?
  • She googles a reference photo of Melody to create her in-game. Problem is, it's Melody, and Nyan is googling an image of her. After being caught off-guard, she found a proper reference pic after turning Safe Search on.
• When Nyan showed off her Halloween outfit, the chat took notice of her newly-pronounced assets, much to her chagrin. Not helping matters was that whenever she resized herself on-screen, her boobs took up the view. Probably the crowner moment is when somebody sent a donation message at just the right time, leaving Nyan in a panic.
  Nyan: I'm not really sure what I'm in for, but it seems like it's gonna be a treat. Or shall I say-
  Donation Message: Mommy Milkies.
  Nyan: No! Not that! NOOOO! No! No milkies! No milkies! No milkies! No milkies!
• When playing Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion, Nyan invoked Nightmare Retardant on the real Specimen 10 to devastating effect, referring to it as "the Vore Monster" or "Wide Boi," playing "Song for Denise (Maxi Version)" (the "Wide Putin" meme music) whenever it was chasing her, and likening its chase mechanics ^note (if you get too far away from it, it shifts to a form that's far too fast to be outrun, forcing the player to constantly keep it in sight) to dancing with it. She ultimately turned what is often considered one of the genre's prime examples of That One Boss into an absolute delight, and one of the highlights of the playthrough.
• Her "One Million YouTube Subscribers Celebration Stream" begins with her various clones holding a funeral for her following the events of the "Failed to Acquire One Million Subscribers Before the End of 2020" videos.
  • One of said clones comes up to speak, then begins yelling about how Nyan stole her wife, taking cues from Alfred/PaperBoxHouse's memetic rant as Eggman from SnapCube's fandub of Sonic Adventure 2.
  • Another of the clones comes up to give a eulogy to Nyan. Except this clone can only speak in seal noise Bleaghs.
• When Nyan watches Cold Steel demonstrations, Hilarity Ensues, and she ends up buying a sword cane.
• Oh, hey babe. That is all.
• When someone in chat says she sounds "seductive," she disagrees and says she sounds like "a 13-year-old boy on Xbox Live." Then this happens.
• During an AI Dungeon stream with Veibae, one tale starts with them going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and somehow leads to them becoming Regis Prime and creator of the universe.
• During the collab with Kiara Takanashi, Kiara's face tears up on Nyan's stream. While Kiara couldn't see it from her perspective, they manage to get some good jabs in anyway.
• As part of her 2021 birthday stream, as part of reaching a charity goal ($69,420, to be exact), Nyan very loudly spouts off meme after meme in relation to her, ranging from "peepeepoopoo" to screeching monkey noises. Out of her open window. Her reaction afterwards is priceless.
  Nyan: I closed my fucking window, I closed my fucking window, I closed my fucking window...!!
• During her seiso challenge stream where she has to avoid any untoward behavior like cursing or toilet humor, she recalls a time when her family owned a dog named Stains, and how they would say "Come, Stains!" to call him. As evidenced by her Corpsing not a moment later, it was all a ploy to sneak in a Double Entendre.
• One stream opens with Nyan role-playing a microwave. Heating up chicken nuggets has never been so hilariously creepy.
• The time Nyan got sent a very dirty song.
  OblvionFall After Dark: Welcome to the cum zone. Only cum inside anime girls.
  Nyan: No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Haaaaaa! Okay, we're watching- we're gonna watch a wholesome G.I. Joe uh PSA now. It's a PSA.
• Nyan streams with a heartrate monitor, but she gets bored with Outlast, so she takes a break by watching videos of oddly-sexual ads. While watching a video of the green M&M, she's raided and tries to pretend she was playing Outlast the whole time. The best part is that out of all the things that happened during that stream, being raided caused the biggest heartrate spike.
• Taking notice of Spider-Man's pecs during a watch of the Spider-Man 2 video game trailer, a fascinated Nyan asks a question she clearly was not expecting an answer to.
  Nyan: Does Spider-Man have tits?!
  Venom (in trailer): YEEEEEEEESSSSS...
  Nyan: [dies laughing] No, you weren't supposed to answer that!
• During one stream in which she goes over videos of potentially supernatural real-life events, she comes across one called "The Mystery of Mel's Hole," which naturally results in a storm of innuendo about Melody and her "Mysterious Hole" throughout it. Of special note were the points where Nyan's heart rate spiked while discussing it.
  Nyan: Mel's hole is quite infamous.
  • And then Mel would be sent the above video of Nyan's reactions in one of her own media share streams. This prompts a series of Jaw Drops, as well as her sending a picture of herself to Nyan for "mystery-solving" purposes.
• Nyan's November 3, 2021 karaoke stream is plagued by a beeping truck that can be heard throughout. She eventually has enough of the beeping and ad-libs some lyrics about it, to the tune of "Fly Me To the Moon."
  Nyan: Fly me to the moon and let me kick its fucking ass / Why the fuck are you backing up with your stupid-ass truck
• Nyanners milks herself on stream. It's... hard to discuss beyond saying it's definitely not your standard breast milk session, what with using her udders to result in pink milk ^note (her "udders" appear to be makeshift gloves, and that milk may be mixed with strawberry syrup). Here it is in video form.
  • And then someone adapted it into a browser game. Naturally, she played it.
  • And the moaning sounds that Nyan made in that stream were used by Lord Aethelstan for his song Boof Pack. While she did have a minor freakout when she realized that the moaning sounds were hers, she did admit it was a good song.
• During a PowerWash Simulator stream, Nyan experiments with a new donation sound consisting of a fart played in reverse, an elongated scream, and a slap, among others. The viewers proceed to donate a lot so that the sound plays repeatedly, causing her to completely lose it.
• While playing Metal Gear Solid, Nyan gets an unexpected codec call. A conversation with Snuffy ensues about butts, raccoons, and plugging bullet wounds with tiny raccoons.
• A sudden comment from Mouse regarding Country Matters prompts one of Nyan's most epic Spit Takes to date.
• While signing her posters with a live-action cam, Nyan does an "unintentional" face reveal. Said face reveal being her IRL self wearing an uncanny cat mask. She even pulls a The Dark Knight Rises Bane quote, after some Corpsing.
  Nyan: I was born in the— [wheeze] I was— [more wheezing] I was born in the darkness, molded by it!

Veibae

• While playing Final Fantasy XIV, Vei runs into another player that she remarks is quite hot. Then makes a comparison she probably shouldn't have made.
  Vei: Holy shit, this guy is hot as fuck. This guy looks like my brother. Wait!

Amemiya Nazuna

• After her brief appearance at The Stinger of Kson's lore video, Nazuna's Twitter account was flooded with followers, which caused the site's bot protection to activate and cause her account to be suspended (similar to the "HoloEN Curse"). After her account was reactivated, she posted this illustration from Merryweather Media which shows her literally breaking out of "Twitter Jail."
• Nazuna's debut stream was a little slow to start. This was mainly because nerves caused her to oversleep, leading to management needing to wake her up to ensure she wasn't late(r).
  • Certain theories about Nazuna's past gained a lot of fodder when, shortly after showing off her full 2D model, she noticed a certain Japanese word for "flat-chested" in chat - especially given that her response was in English. Needless to say, you can swear that the fans from her supposed past life were doing a shit-eating Aside Glance to a non-existent camera the whole time:
    Nazuna: "Pettan pettan"? Not pettan! Not pettan! Boing boing dakara...
  • When she asked her chat where they were watching her from, someone decided to give a silly answer. The first one would probably incite another shit-eating Aside Glance from her alleged previous life's fans:
    Nazuna: Taiwan! Chile! Mars! Wait, that's... No way!
• While naming her Minecraft World, Nazuna somehow managed to very loudly fall out of her chair... her first reaction being to yell apologies to the chat in the distance.
• During another Minecraft stream a few days later, Nazuna happened to see a Zombie Pigman and was immediately overcome by Cuteness Proximity... to the point that she walked right off a cliff to her death. Cue Death Metal Scream.
• "Berries! Berries! Berries! Ouch. Ouch."
• At one point, while playing Duolingo, Nazuna has to transcribe an audio clip saying "This bus is very old". Upon listening to the clip, she gawps in utter confusion and a bit of horror.
• When Nazuna gets raided by Henya and her fans and reads "HEN隊", she asks if the HEN隊 are hentai ("ヘンタイ"), as in, if Henya's fans are perverts. Even after chat clarifies what "HEN隊" means, Nazuna explains what "hentai" typically means anyway... and proceeds to remove her jacket, revealing her chest (or lack thereof, rather). To her amusement, chat likes what it sees, and Nazuna orders it to say "I'm HENTAI" with pride.
  Nazuna: "Hentai"...? [speaking Japanese] Do you like pantsu? [begins speaking English with Japanese dashed in] Do you like pantsu? And burajā (bra)? And oppai? And ass?
  • Shortly after explaining what "hentai" means, a chat member says "Henya BOING BOING", but Nazuna misreads it as "Hello boing boing".
• After Nazuna breaks the news that she is graduating from VShojo (she still keeps the rights to her character and model and can stream as Nazuna, so she effectively is going independent), a chat member has decided to lighten up the mood a bit by saying "Nazuna is cute pettanko!" Her reaction is exactly what you might expect.

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Collaborations

For the Nekopara collabs hosted by Noble, see here.
For the Dungeons & Dragons campaigns "Death & Debts" and "Steel & Silence," see here.
For the Dungeons & Dragons campaign "Otikata's Curse," see here.

Group Streams

• During a Fall Guys stream, Melody invites Papa John's to "touch my torta." Mouse completely loses it and starts laughing so hard she can't form coherent sentences for the next five minutes. ^note (While "torta" in most Spanish-speaking regions means "cake" or possibly "sandwich," in Puerto Rico it's slang for women's genitals - and yes, Mel confirms she knew that.)
• Mouse's birthday stream in January 2021, held primarily in VRChat with Mel, Nyan, Zen, Silver, Vei, Snuffy (still a cat at this point), Bunny, and (briefly) Momo, was filled with silliness and random shenanigans.
  • The portion with the group in a lavish apartment overlooking a city at night feels very much like an IRL party stream, especially since Mouse was the only one of the group that was streaming that night and our viewpoint is her own first-person view. Multiple things seem to be happening across the apartment at any given moment, and Mouse ends up often being the straight man reacting to the weirdness going on around her.
    • Nyan changes to a school swimsuit outfit while standing in the tub, explaining that "I'm gonna take a bath." Immediately afterward, the "Sexy Sax" sound from Mouse's bit-donation soundboard goes off.
    • Soon after that, Snuffy ends up partly in the wall, facing Nyan.
      Snuffy: What are you doing, step-nyan?
      [Mouse loses it and quickly leaves the bathroom]
    • At one point, Snuffy has solid-black pupils and is poking Mouse repeatedly.
      Mouse: Are you high as fuck?
      [Beat]
      Snuffy: I don't know where I am.
  • During the final portion, set at an amusement park:
    • Pretty much every time Nyan is on a ride, she somehow flies off or out of it.
    • Silver's model ends up circling alongside the Ferris wheel, causing her to get progressively closer to Mouse with each loop. Much lewdness ensues, especially given the closeups of Silver's chest.
• During the collab with Kizuna AI, the VShojo members ^note (Mouse, Nyan, Silver, Froot, and Vei) are clearly a little starstruck at collabing with the one generally considered to have paved the way for not only all of them, but Virtual YouTubers in general. Which is shown most hilariously when Nyan, as an Impostor, takes advantage of an opportunity to kill Ai-chan - she spends several moments clearly in shock at what she just did, before repeatedly wailing "GOMENASAI!"
• A drunken Froot's "dad joke" in this clip is not funny. The gremlin noise she makes in response to it, a sound that can best be described as an unholy auditory marvel, very much is.
• The script reading stream that Nyan put together as one of the rewards from her birthday charity stream, in which she, Vei, Snuffy, Mel, Mouse, and Silver got together to read out The Room (2003). The premise alone suggests it's going to be hilarious, and the end result very much delivers. Some highlights:
  • After Mel claims that a demon wrote the script, Mouse is quick to point out her lack of involvement.
    "It wasn't me, I promise!"
  • Vei's impression of Tommy Wiseau/Johnny. Just her first line had everyone cracking up for a good while.
  • The steady Vocal Evolution of Nyan's rendition of Lisa, going from a female Chills to an over-the-top Valley Girl to Harley Quinn.
  • Mouse's absurdly whiny voice for Denny. Which she proceeds to add autotune to for his scene after Johnny's death.
  • Nyan adding in a football prop and moving it between the various avatars throughout the reading, as if they were throwing it around.
  • They had originally started reading the original script, until they realized that they had a choice between "Dragon Ball and Draculas" ^note (apparently, the original script had a Dragon Ball reference and would eventually reveal that Johnny was a vampire) and "Denny and Fellatio" ^note (the original script also had a reduced amount of sex compared to the final movie, and many of Denny's lines went to a character that didn't make the final cut: Billy, Lisa's obnoxious younger brother, who is a homosexual {Wiseau's own words}). Mel wanted the former, but everyone else insisted on the latter, so they switched to a fan-made transcript of the finished movie.
    Silver: I just Control-F'ed "fellatio," and there is nothing!
  • Snuffy, as Mark, reciting his line "Sure baby, come on up, I want your body." invokes full-on Aroused by Their Voice from everyone else, who all try to get her to repeat the line again.
    Silver: Say you want our body again! Please, we need this!
  • When Johnny plays back the tape of Mark and Lisa's conversation, Silver takes the opportunity to play audio of Nyan yelling out her window from her birthday stream.
• Zen organized a massive collab that not only included fellow members (Nyan, Mouse, Silver, Vei, Froot, and a pre-VShojo Haruka), but also Elira, Finana, and Pomu of NijisanjiEN, Pikamee of VOMS Project, and indie talents Bao, Vienna, and Scarra. To call it chaotic would be an understatement.
• During a stream with Mouse and Nyan, the former recalls a time she was stopped from driving a car due to someone mistaking her for a middle-schooler. This also led to Mouse revealing that she was also interrupted from doing basic adult tasks as well. This also causes Mouse to confide to Nyan that, before becoming bedridden, she drove in her family truck, but because of how big the truck was in contrast to how short she was, she needed to sit on a cushion and wear platform shoes just to drive without problem. All of these stories were made even funnier thanks to Nyan's increasing shock mixing with Mouse's embarrassment.
• In October 2021, Nyan hosted a Jackbox Party Pack 8 stream with Mouse, Vei, Snuffy, and Haruka. The Job Job games they play, where they have to write goofy answers to interview questions and then use words from those questions and answers to craft responses to additional questions, became a big source of moments.
  • During the first game, Nyan asks if the answers they give will be seen in some way. While they do show some responses at the end of the game, Nyan looks relieved... until Snuffy reads some of the unseen ones.
    Snuffy: Haruka also showed us, uhhh... "I take a shower and open up at least 30 tabs of Overwatch SFM porn and edge for at least two hours until I feel better."
    Nyan: AHHHHHHHHH! NO! DON'T! DON'T!
    Haruka: Was that yours?
    Nyan: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THAT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THAT! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO READ THAT!
    Mouse: Oh my god, wait! Is that yours?
    Vei: Oh my god.
    Snuffy: Is that why you were telling us last night "I don't know if I'll have time to take my shower"?
    Nyan: SHUT UP!
  • After the realization that Nyan provided the Overwatch SFM porn response, Mouse follows up.
    Mouse: Yeah, Nyan. Let me ask you a question. Who's your Overwatch main?
  • This highlight video collects some of the more hilarious responses.
    • What do you hope to find in the office recreation room?
      Vei: A man with your wife.
      Snuffy: I wish John and Daenerys' baby.
    • Flora won't stop showing you pictures of her grandkids. What do you say to her?
      Haruka: baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
      Nyan: [after reading Haruka's answer] Isn't that the Persona 3 song?
    • The CEO has just told you she is retiring and handing over the reins to you. How do you respond?
      Nyan: adventures in the world of McDonald's
      Snuffy: God himself is my savior, everyone is cringe.
    • You notice a fellow coworker clearing out their desk midday. What do you do?
      Vei: I would make them feel very little
    • Where would you like to go for the company retreat?
      Haruka: go to japan and buy hatsune miku
    • Carol wants to hang out after work. What's your excuse for bailing?
      Haruka: I fucked up someone's car, and I fucked the pacer test
      Vei: I don't care much for you. you is shit
    • Final first impressions: I reject
      Nyan: NOTHING. bitch
    • Final first impressions: I love
      Vei: FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING
• Mouse's Halloween 2021 party in VRChat, dear Lord (highlights):
  • Mouse officially revealing the 3D version of her Demon Queen model (after leaking it as usual a few days prior), resulting in a running gag of her breasts taking up a good portion of the screen whenever she looks down.
  • Much of the stream takes place in a Legend of Zelda-themed nightclub updated with Halloween-themed decorations. Cue Mouse trying to play an "Atacc-Man" arcade game only for it to be a mimic, and later luring Nyan into the same trap.
  • The arrival of Snuffy , who is dressed in a very adorable seal onesie (which prompts Nyan to interrupt a discussion about Laffy Taffy mid-sentence to greet her with an inhuman gasp).
  • Vei wearing a Sexy Police Officer costume, with whip.
  • Nyan quickly becoming the Chew Toy, especially when her full-body tracking goes awry...
  • After Nyan told her she had her "special Halloween panties" on, Mouse told her she had glow-in-the-dark panties with skeletons on them (only to be disappointed she was allegedly wearing them in real life and not on her model).
  • Later on, the gang goes to a few Squid Game-themed worlds. Nyan and Mouse's attempts at the glass bridge result in them repeatedly falling to their doom.
• In the course of the usual hilarity that was Mario Party Superstars with Nyan, Mouse, Vei, and Snuffy, one moment stands out: Snuffy revealing her lack of knowledge of female anatomy. Nyan in particular was horrified at the sheer ignorance displayed, and not even the girls were sure if Snuffy was just trolling them or not.
  Nyan: What?!
• A Minecraft collab stream between Mel and Kson, with Mouse, Nyan, and CDawgVA joining in soon after was such a gem, with the expedition to the Nether being a particular highlight.
  • Kson, having an angered Piglin targeting her, tries to fight back against it while on a makeshift bridge that Connor made, and promptly hits him in the crossfire, knocking him into the lava as a result. As he angrily asks who's responsible for nearly killing him, Kson quickly claims to have not done so.
  • During their expedition, Kson drowns in lava, and Connor spends about 5 minutes trying to retrieve the head which houses her stuff. When she returns, she reveals that she didn't actually have any items, causing everyone to lose it.
  • Kson's reaction to seeing a Mouse/Connor argument in person.
• The Raft collab has loads of moments.
  • Zen repeatedly dying to the shark to Silver's increasing annoyance.
  • While the shark's eating the shark bait, Zen approaches the shark, making it look like she's petting the shark while everyone else keeps telling her to get away from it. Predictably, once the shark ate through the shark bait, the shark starts attacking Zen.
  • The girls discuss a dream where they can build a raft specifically for VTubers when someone donated bits on Mouse's stream to play a screaming sound, surprising everyone.
  • When Mouse taunts the shark to go "suck on its mother's teets," the girls start wondering whether sharks are born from the womb or from eggs. Then Silver asks the important question:
    Silver: What kind of shark is this? Is this a nipple shark or an egg shark?
  • When Zen is carried to the bed yet again, Mouse starts teabagging Zen's corpse, making it seem like she's performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
  • Mouse complains about having to drink a lot of water in the game and wonders why she needs to.
    Silver: Cause we're under the hot sun and we're surrounded by hot ladies.
  • Froot fishes a fortune kitty and Nyan names him "Kevin."
  • Nyan sees the potato Zen planted in the shoe and can only think that they look like balls.
  • When Zen dies yet again, instead of the group rescuing her, Nyan instead tries to rescue her by using the fishing rod due to Zen wearing the shark head.
  • At the start of another session, the group discovers that the shark gets beached on land, with the group claiming that the shark became a land shark.
  • Melody doesn't get to take care of her health and thirst bars and dies due to the the big fish still cooking on the advanced grill. Everyone else starts wailing with Zen telling Mel "welcome to the club," only it's taking place behind a wall. Nyan, who was on the other side of the wall, can only imagine that they're all moaning behind the wall.
  • Froot makes a hammock and lies down on it with Nyan wondering if she's chilling.
  • Nyan accidentally falls down and struggles to get back up to the raft. Once she finally manages to get up, she falls down again due to the girls making a hole for the paint mill.
    Nyan: I'm traumatized.
  • The girls come across another raft to loot the crate. The raft then sinks with their raft still caught onto the sinking raft. It ends in janky physics with Nyan going back and forth multiple times due to her going to the other raft.
    Nyan: That's what happens when you loot a shipwreck.
  • Due to Froot's heavy British accent, the girls misheard her saying "butt hole" instead of "bottle" when Froot asks how to make one. Froot plays along and claims that she needs to make one everyday. After which, Froot ends up making binoculars then wonders why she even made one to begin with.
  • Froot's heavy accent strikes again when she wants to know how to make "sweep nets" but the group hears it as "sweet nuts."
  • Nyan complains that she can't really take any lactose products due to her being lactose intolerant. Silver then starts wondering what happens if they milk people who are lactose intolerant. Nyan then claims that she would feel better due to having less milk.
  • Froot makes a sign that says "Home S Home" due to her not being able to fit the word "Sweet" in there. Then discovers later that someone changed the sign to "Penis."
• Kson tries to teach Nazuna and Oni Giri some very dirty English phrases. Later on, Giri and Nazuna end up getting involved in some very perverted antics, while Kson, known for aiming to push Nazuna further into debauchery, just sits there silently, as if something inside her died.
• At one point in a collaborative stream featuring Mel, Henya, Kson, and Oni Giri, Giri and Kson talk about their ahegao toggles and jokingly accuse Henya of being prejudiced towards horny people when she gripes about them being horny all the time, all while Mel just stands aside, silently laughing her head off as she watches everything. Eventually, Henya has enough and bonks Giri, Kson, and Mel, who apologizes anyway despite barely contributing to the shenanigans.
• For the start of the stream collab with Mel, Mouse, Zen and Henya for Lethal Company, Melody was absent at the start due to still being active on "Offbrand Twitch" at the moment, which Mouse vaguely alludes to as being busy "working". What follows is Henya not catching onto the precise context, along with the inevitable jokes.
  • When relaying what's happening to Henya, Mouse refers to Melody as "exercising":
    Henya: Is she working at the gym right now?
    Mouse: [strained laughter] ...Yeah, kinda like the gym.
    Henya: Why do you sound so sus, dayo? [Mouse laughs] Mouse? Mouse???
    Mouse: Is- Is like a gym.
    Henya: Yeah?
    Mouse: Is like a gym, but only one person goes to the gym.
  • Mouse proceeds to explain to Henya about how Melody operates on another site, conveniently leaving out the exact content behind said site with the "gym" narrative.
    Mouse: She's on another place where she does exercise for people, on stream, and she shows all of her cool exercises.
    Henya: Like yoga?
    Mouse: Yeah, kinda like yoga.
  • Henya noting her familiarity with yoga to Grand Theft Auto V leads to the to analogy to the one scene in game, which in led to Mouse and Zen noting the funny mention that ties back to what Mel's actually doing.
    Mouse: Oh yeah, the guy with his wife... [laughing] ...and he's like "What are you doing, are you fucking my wife?!"
    Henya: Yeah, that one! [laughs]
    Zen: Yeah, that's about right.
    [...]
    Mouse: It's funny you just make that analogy. Yeah, kinda like... Fucking. [gasp]
    Henya: Waaait, I have an idea...
    Zen: Literally and clearly just said [with reverb] Fucking.
    Henya: Oh, oh wait!
  • After Henya finally catches on to the context, the Double Entendre of Melody "finishing up" and "coming" starts picking up steam:
    Mouse: Yeah, I think she's finishing it up right now.
    Henya: [laughs] Why is everything sounding weird, dayo?
    Mouse: Yeah, she said she's coming. [wheeze]
    [Mouse and Henya laughing fits]
    Zen: Oh, fucking damn it, dude.
  • If all that wasn't enough, Melody finally joined the call five minutes after the whole shenanigan started. She actually bore witness on her "other site" what went on in this collab stream, with her embarrassment being palpable. Not helping matters is when she gets met with an "I told you she's coming" from Mouse and more laughter, with her responding by briefly disconnecting out of embarrassment.
    Mel: I open my phone.... And I just hear everyone shrieking...! [Mouse shrieks]
  • Melody is clearly still frazzled after her latest stream, as she accidentally refers to their collab game as "lethal daddy" and "leather daddy", sparking further laughter from Mouse and Henya.
    Mel: I—I—I forgot to download Lethal Daddy... Leather Daddy...
    Mouse: [giggling] Lethal Daddy...!!!
    Mel: Lethal Kingdom...
    Mouse: Are you okay? Is your brain still fried?
    Zen: [with reverb] It's not Lethal Daddy. I promise you, it's not Lethal Daddy.
    Mel: [hyperventilating] Lethal... Lethal Weapon!? [Mouse and Henya laugh while Mel whines in distress]
    Zen: That's a movie. Try again.
    Mel: LETHAL COMPANY!!!
    Zen: [As Mouse and Henya keep laughing] Yes. Lethal Company. Good stuff.
  • Later during the collab Mel mentions being cold, causing everyone else to realize that Mel joined the collab so quickly after her other job that she didn't even have time to put clothes on.
  • During a media share stream held some days later Mel is given the entire clip from the perspective of the other girls and is instantly mortified. Y'know, when she's trying her damnedest to not burst out laughing.
    Mel: [pauses the video] Are you fucking kidding me? Pocky? Are you fuc—Are you—Are you for realin' right now? Are you? Already my face hurts! Already! Are you for realing right now? Right now? Are you for realing? [whispering] Oh my god my chest hurts...
    [...]
    Zen: Literally and clearly just said [with reverb] Fucking.
    Mel: Oh my god, fucking kill me, FUCKING KILL ME!!!
    [...]
    Mel: [gasps after the video ends] I forgot to breathe the whole time...!
• In VRChat, Kson offers her head to Henya, who grabs it and says "Kson's giving a head". Henya gets told what she just said almost sounded like "giving head" (as in the oral sex term), and despite Matara forewarning Henya that the term "giving head" is "yabai", Henya insists on wanting to know anyway, claiming to be an adult who can "handle yabai". Mel, being a hentai AI, tries her best to explain what the term means, but her fumbling attempts cause Henya to somehow think it means execution by guillotine. Though Mel does convey that it is an oral sex term (though Henya apparently does not get what "oral" means), Matara steps in and uses a banana as an aid to convey the meaning of the term. That is when Henya finally gets it... and scampers away in disgust. An exasperated Matara replies "You said you're an adult!" and calls Henya out for thinking the guillotine is okay but oral sex is not, but Henya replies thusly:
  Henya: Violence dayo, not the lewd!
• Zen's Troll tendencies reaches their peak in a Lethal Company stream when, after over half the team has died, she decides to manually abort the run and leave the current moon despite multiple surviving team members still having valuable loot. This serves to finally break Haruka, who proceeds to have her biggest rage in regards to Zen's antics ever, shrieking like a banshee and furiously ordering her to get off the ship and not come back without loot. According to Haruka herself, she was so angry and screamed so much that she actually threw out her voice and got a minor cold for a week afterwards.
• In the New Year's celebration leading into 2024:
  • Melody showed up closer to the New Year...and had Mouse mercilessly torture her with Double Entendre after Double Entendre, having being alluding to her "visiting the moon" and playing with her "fireworks box", reducing Mel to gibberish again. Mouse's faux-innocent "Was it somethin' ah said?" statements in the thickest Texan accent she can muster and Mel's desperate statements that yes it was are the icing on the cake.
  • Thanks to being on some pretty intense painkillers, Mouse was utterly blitzed during the celebration. Many montages ensued.
  • When Mouse, Froot, Henya, and Matara first get into VR chat, Mouse discovers that Froot's breasts' Jiggle Physics make them move unnaturally. Cue Mouse and Henya treating Froot's boobs like Silly Putty while Froot calmly comments and Matara bounces back and forth between laughing her head off and lampshading the inappropriateness.
  • Matara repeatedly yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" as she tries to play Flappy Bird and Haruka pokes fun at her every time she dies.
• Matara manages to pair Henya with Maid Mint, who deems the former her "kami-oshi", and leaves them to their devices, laughing all the way. After Mint and Henya spend a couple of seconds awkwardly interacting with each other, Matara returns to check on them, after which Mint makes vomiting noises (she really was not throwing up). Henya immediately goes after Mint and accuses her of not enjoying the conversation, to which Mint replies that on the contrary, she enjoyed it a bit too much. And then, Haruka joins in and has a happy reunion with Mint.

Lewdcast (Original)

• This bit, from the highlights for Episode 10:
  Silver: [Twitch] banned the words "Simp," "Incel" and "Virgin."
  Plankton: What?
• Episode 12. God, Episode 12:
  • For starters, rather than Melody, we have Malady, a model usually used by Mel when she's "tired," which leads to frequent misunderstandings and Accidental Misnaming as she tries putting sentences together.
  • At one point, Mouse says she wishes there was a Season 2 of No Game No Life, prompting Malady to say "flugelhorn" is her favorite character ^note (she was talking about Jibril, who is an angelic being known as a Flügel).
    Mouse: A flugelhorn is like a trumpet.
    Malady: No. She's a strumpet.
  • And when she's told the name of the character she was talking about, she refers to her as "gerbilslut."
  • They then start talking about Laid-Back Camp.
    Malady: I thought it was the Nebraska one, but I was mistaken.
    Mouse: Antarctica?
    Malady: It's like the same letters, dude!

Lewdcast (Reboot)

• Episode 5: When Melody is paired with Finana Ryugu, another well-known Lovable Sex Maniac of the VTuber scene, these moments naturally ensue:
  • They discuss the weirdest object they've used as sex toys. For Melody, a Wii Remote... which she offhandedly reveals belonged to a friend. For Finana, her younger sister's recorder (without the mouthpiece, but still). What's more, after Finana "used," washed, and replaced it, her sister found it and, none the wiser, started playing it, causing Finana to "[lose her] shit." Melody's shocked reactions to the story are priceless.
  • Also the topic that follows Melody's answer involving playing a game with a Wii Remote while it's inside you, and the hypothetical conversation that ensues:
    Melody: "Did you hear about Projekt Melody?" "Oh, what'd she do now?" "She played Wii Tennis..." "Yeah?" "...for charity..." "Yeah?" [Beat, low voice] "...with her pussy." [normal voice] "What?!"
• Episode 6: Melody getting distracted by Shylily's "chest pussy" (body markings around her cleavage resembling a vagina), which Lily then reveals glows in the dark along with the rest of her body markings, causing Melody to briefly slide down offscreen.
  • After Melody mentions her least favorite hentai tag, they talk at length about how "post-nut clarity" can make you question your choice of material:
    Melody: I have said that so many times, where I look up and I'm like, "What's wrong with me?"
    Lily: [laughs] "What's wrong!" And you just go through your history, and it's just like, everything is one-upping each other. It just gets worse and worse and worse and worse!
    Melody: Yes! Yes, you know exact— oh my god!
• Episode 8: The episode opens with Melody and Silver making "bwabwabwabwa" noises, which quickly turn into sexual moans.
  • Silver proposes that Melody impose her head over Silver's body so she can "finally have giant huge knockers," while clarifying that she's not trying to insult Melody's bust. Melody, while jokingly acting offended, complies. It is a sight to behold.
    Melody: Chat, what do you think of my knockers?
    Silver: I like it! I like your new knockers!
    Melody: Thank you! I just had them installed!
    Silver: [laughs] You look so beautiful!
• Episode 10: When introducing Bao, Melody remarks that she should know better than to mention water and blowing around her whale-girl guest, which causes Bao to spray water from the blowhole atop her head as a demonstration. She promptly remarks that Melody could sit on her blowhole to get an enema, and calls herself a "biological bidet."
  • While Melody and Bao were reading fan questions, one had Melody say to Bao, "Who's a good girl? Yes, you are." This provokes an... interesting reaction from Bao.
• Episode 26: At one point in the podcast, Akuma Nihmune asks Melody how she pronounces "bagel". She says "baggle", but this time with much more confidence compared with the last time it was pointed out. And Numi remains silent throughout.
  Numi: How do you say the word "bagel"?
  Melody: "Baggle". [beat] Bag-gle. [another beat, turns to chat, in a more cutesy manner...] Baggle! [another beat, as if bleating] Ba-a-a-a-ggle.
  Numi: Well... it's nice.
  • Later, Numi points out that Melody is a bottom, greatly upsetting her. Mel then tries to insist that she is a top... all while bawling her eyes out in a nigh-incoherent tantrum. Keep in mind that Numi herself is teased on a very regular basis for being a bottom.
    Melody: I'm testing the bed for poison. I'm testing the underwear in my mouth for poison. I'm testing the weight of people above me for poison because I am a hero.
    Numi: [beat] Isn't that like a synonym for "bottom" in this case? Like, what—
    Melody: [groans in agony, then replies defeatedly] It's different... I assure you.
    Numi: How?
    Melody: I'm— I'm not sure, but— but you must trust... [trying to stifle herself] you must trust... do you trust—
    Numi: [to chat] So, what do you have to say about this? Look at her. She's— she's like... she's, like, crying.
    Melody: [clearly upset] ...I'm not crying! I'm a tooooop! [sobs]
    Numi: [beat] Um...
    Melody: Yes?
    Numi: [not convinced] Right. Ah...
    Melody: [sobbing] I'm a top, and I'm a dom, and I-I-I whip out a big ol' penis, and I do some major damage, and I— and I— I am strong, and I... am in charge, and... and... and... umm... ROAR!
• Episode 30: Melody, Zen, and Haruka^note and later GEEGA are all using their gremlin models, which leads to many physical shenanigans, such as Zen repeatedly divebombing the others calling out "From the top rope!"
  • At one point, it becomes clear that Haruka genuinely thought that "Disco Stick" is slang for a dancing pole.
    Zen: Haruka.
    Haruka: Yeah?
    Zen: It's a dick.
    [Beat as Melody bursts out laughing]
    Haruka: It is?!!?
    [The chat plays an applause sound effect]
    Haruka: [mortified] Oh my god, it is!!!
    Zen: [increasing the size of her model with each word until she towers over Haruka] RIDE ON. YOUR. DISCO. STICK.
    

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