Funny / Verum

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Kalkatesh

Saints Of The Street

Trial By Fire

The Inquisition

The Wonders Within

Beyond The Veil

Wicked Ways

Gailen's Gate

Silent Knights

• Basically the entirety of the party's initial meeting with Wadu Heck. Highlights include how he failed to recognize that Jairx was a servant of Wode, accidentally misfiring his crossbow into his own house, and spontaneously becoming infatuated with Dr. Essler.

A Sprinkle of Fate

Deals In The Dark

A Tale Of Two Towers

Maw Of Abbaddon

Shattered Crowns Season 1- 3

• The boys find a Monkey's Paw in their new Bag of Holding. Arcadum explicitly states that they may wish for whatever they want, but they will always be disappointed. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Guy spends the first wish to make it so he no longer spontaneously sings. The paw makes it so that instead of singing spontaneously, Guy has to sing all the time.
    Guy: (singing) I've made a terrible mistake!
  • Scrumpo wishes for there to be no more gods, reasoning that because he doesn't actually want the wish to come true, he can't be disappointed by the outcome. The wish ends up severing Ikkar's connection with Sekelcuse, leaving him extremely peeved.
  • Big Pipe wishes for the parts he needs to become a full robot. He gets them... dropped upon him, knocking him out instantly. The parts then disappear soon after. He does manage to catch a glimpse at some of the parts... but they turn out to be the ones he already has affixed to himself.
  • Lastly, Huckleberry wishes for everything to return to how it was before they found the Bag of Holding. The wishes are reversed, and the paw disappears... along with the bag and everything inside. Bahroo lets out a scream of anguish upon realizing. Luckily, only the bag and the paw were lost due to everything being dumped out to find the paw in the first place.
• The famous Fireball Incident. Scrumpo's chaotic antics end up royally pissing off Big Pipe, who decides to hit him with a Fireball, seemingly unaware that he was in a tent filled to the brim with magical scrolls, all of which would be triggered by the fireball. Guy tries what he can to stop him (via using Suggestion to make him suck his toes), and in the end, the only reason why the party didn't get wiped was because dumb luck dictated that the first spell triggered was a warp to get them out of there.
  • Scrumpo tries defending himself after everybody sees that he tried stealing a scroll and stabbed Hazeem:
    Scrumpo: Oh my- I- look, alright! This guy's clearly bad news! He walked up to me, he was like "how are you even a lord of flowing water, I curse you with the tar- the curse of Tarzan!" Now I'm dying! It's not my fault!
  • Ikkar, in a last ditch effort to spare themselves from any blame for what's about to go down, imitates Hazeem's voice, amplifies it so the people outside can hear, and says... "Oh, I dropped my candle."
  • The regret and hindsight of the players is also hysterical.
    Joe: I had a spell to bring him back to life!
    Arcadum: Yup! Yes you-yup. That would've been great to have been able to use...
    Bahroo: So let me get this straight, you had the chance to revivify him, and you chose to pour water on my head.
    Joe: Look, I didn't cast the Fireball!
    Ster: Hey, I had you suckin' my toes and you Lucky'd it. You're gonna blame this on him?
    Moon: Look, I think that the thing that brings us all together is that all of us are at fault, including Huckleberry.
    Huckleberry: Wait a minute, what?

The Cost Of Hubris

Gambler's Delight

Duality Of Dragons

Meaning In Madness

Strange Roads

Shadow Of Tyre

Broken Bonds Season 1- 2

Heart Of Tyre

Secrets In The Stones

Soul Of Tyre

Death and Debts / Steel and Silence

• For the Death & Debts and Steel & Silence campaigns, see here.

The Tearing Veil

The Herald's Call

Weal and Woe

The End Game

• At one point, the "Steel and Silence" party end up mentioning Azeatac, thus summoning him forth and leading to EVERY campaign (Except Shattered Crowns) to now know of his existence.
  • To the bemusement of the other Changelings, Melody/Terryn lets slip that she uses Bing because she's scared of her porn getting traced. Immortalized in this comic.
  • In a section where the groups are getting ready for the upcoming battle with the one Umi being in lending their magic strength, the mermaid sings a lovely song that everyone cheers for, even Flamewrath, whom wasn't initially amused to have her sit by him and now high-fives her in respect. Despite this, though, she ends up rolling a 6... which, with her modifier, turns it into 9. This did not go unnoticed by viewers.

Other

Glies

Prologue

Into the Mists

• In the party's first combat encounter, after they manage to uncover the Blood Wraith, Vasily accidentally calls for a "Marriage Check" instead of "Martial Check," leading to this gem:
  Arcadum: The creature is, in fact, single. It has no aspirations to marry at this time.

Lost at Sea

• When the party is in Greenbramble, they try haggle with the Geckoi over the reward for their task. Unfortunately for them, they forgot that the Geckoi are a Proud Merchant Race, who neatly turn things around on them. Animated here.
• When Goker emerges from a well, he ends up with his legs covered in leeches; not only that, but a group of zombies have appeared and are making their way towards the party. The Goker's turn comes around and he opts to use 'Talk to Animals', confusing everyone about what exactly he was planning to talk to. He talks to the leeches, who all speak like members of a Mexican cartel for some reason. Animated here.
• At one point when the battle with the Steward of Rot is coming near its end, the Goker's turn comes around. Dunkey brings out his guitar, strums a few notes, and then...
  Edward: What does that cast, though?
  Dunkey: Alright, and then Imma throw the guitar at his head.

Pride of the Nightwolf

Scrolls of Not'Chek

• An early indicator for how silly the campaign will be is when Arcadum leaves the players alone for a minute during the first episode, causing them to immediately indulge themselves in a cacophonous bit where they're talking over one another - most prominently Anaalius ranting in the background about how nothing is real while Schmeg and Brewbad conspire to kill him.
• "Yes, I have a penis." The quest giver of the campaign says in a refine matter-of-factual statement.
• Everything regarding Anaalius' obsession with "boofing," which is a funny euphemism for "cramming things up his rump."
  • Upon his initial encounter with Schmeg, he misnames him as "Shmenema" and considers carrying him with a baby harness, while offhandedly mentioning that he would fit inside his rectum.
    Schmeg: Bippity boppity, bippity bect, I know the first person whose bones I'll collect.
  • When looking for the scroll, Scribbles simply notes that it would be "inside" somewhere. The ambiguity of the statement immediately causes Anaalius to burst into a musical number.
    Anaalius: It's about ~ to be ~ the boofing time!
  • When encountering the crystals within the scroll, Anaalius immediately decides to ram a particularly large one up his butt, claiming that its massive girth of five feet is "rookie numbers."
    Schmeg: IT'LL SPLIT YOU LIKE A HOT DOG BUN!
• What's the first thing the group end up fighting? A swarm of flies.
  • Brewbad ends up KO'ed by them when he provokes them to come after him when he makes himself bleed, which he realises was a bad mistake from being incredibly easy to hit and nearly ends up going overboard.
  • Anaalius shows off his Split Personality for the first time, taking down to one of the flies with contempt in a baritone not unlike Keanu Reeves and builds up to his strike... Before hitting it with a Nat 20. He then proceeds to piss on the deceased insect before ending his turn.
  • When the group trying to figure out how to revive Brewbad, Anaalius manages to find some ingredients and form a makeshift potion out of them. So does Anaalius feed it to him through his mouth? Nope. Through boofing, of course. (With consent from Sock, Brewbad's player.)
• In episode 2, Brewbad reveals that he doesn't like caves. Schmeg is exasperated by this, pointing out that as a dwarf, he was likely born in one, before dialing it back and realizing that was likely racist. Brewbad ends up conversing with his god, Regalia, in an effort to find the courage to enter the cave. Regalia loudly and proudly calls him a coward, and goes on a hammy rant about justice and bravery, before Brewbad concedes defeat and leaves in the middle of his speech.
• Anaalius almost triggers a Total Party Kill in the second episode, because he wanted to leave the cave with several bags of Black Silver. Unfortunately, the party fell into a pool of water, dispersing the drug everywhere and making contact with everyone but Schmeg. The effects are so potent that it almost kills Brewbad and Mataal Ika, and Anaalius still contemplates letting Brewbad drown to get a whiff of the stuff before leaving. Later, in an effort to awaken the two from their Black Silver-induced coma, Anaalius tries to communicate with them in their dreams (taking the form of a bearded mermaid), while Schmeg ends up summoning his terrifying eldritch god in an effort to scare them awake. However, this somehow results in both of the drugged up Players going into the dream world and meeting Madd Morc. Kiwo makes her jealousy quite clear.
• As the party sets up camp near the end of episode 2, Anaalius notices a giant spire and notes that he wants to "broad" on top of it. Schmeg is initially confused until he realizes he means to say "brood":
  Schmeg: It's a fully different word. "Broad" is either an adjective or a sort-of condescending word for a person.
  Anaalius: Well don't be brood about it!
  Schmeg: Oh my GOD!
• The fight with the mosquitos is referenced in the opening of episode 3, as Scribbles frantically recounts the events of the story. Anaalius tries to comfort her by explaining that they actually managed to befriend one of the mosquitos. Schmeg is initially confused until Anaalius starts poking at his character icon, causing him to angrily insist that he's not a bug.
• Once again, Anaalius almost causes more death to his party members yet also more interesting encounters when he smacks his hand full of Capital D dust at the others. Brewbad is the only victim this time and manages to evade dying, thanks to Arcadum rolling dual 7s, followed by further calculations and holding the Lorekeeper's Staff, a fellow Dwarf that was a part of the 7. This leads to Brewbad gaining a new god in Jhasa, a handmaiden of the Red Pantheon and thus becoming an important player in the overall story. As Kiwo shouts out, this is only on Episode 3.
  • Just the fact that much of the lore is discovered through Anaalius trying to recreate drugs and boof things. It's worth noting that some of the story to the scroll is found through him boofing coloured crystals, due to it counting as consumption. Yes. Seriously.
• During the fight with the Scroll Sirens in episode 3, Scribbles unpacks her crossbow and nervously attempts to shoot one of them, frantically trying to aim it while shaking uncontrollably. She hits it for 15 damage. When the fight ends, the normally pleasant Scribbles is left a panting mess of nerves and unfiltered rage, not helped by Anaalius' previous refusal to help in the fight. Then there's Arcadum's statement on the matter:
  Arcadum: I'm sorry, all I can think about is the Doom Guy standing next to Scribbles and just going "Aren't you tired of being nice!? Don't you wanna just go APESHIT!?"
  • This leads to a Running Gag of Arcadum repeating this sentence whenever Scribbles finds herself frustrated or artwork depicting her as such.
• In episode 5, the party communes with Brewbad's goddess Jhasa, who after much conversation, attempts to Mercy Kill Mataal Ika due to having a faceless one inside him. While Brewbad and Schmeg make an effort to talk her out of it, Mataal Ika can be seen trying to make a break for it before Jhasa pulls him back.
• The party is trying to figure out how to get around a mass of water to open up a submerged chest:
  • Mataal Ika uses his newfound abilities to see the unseen, and warns Schmeg not to go in the water, explaining that it "thinks." Anaalius offers a question:
    Anaalius: What would a water think during an enema?
    Schmeg: I think if water could speak and it was in one of your enemas it would be thinking "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
    Anaalius: You're so overdramatic, calm down...
  • Schmeg flies over to the chest to investigate, informing the party that the water is around "six or seven Schmegs" deep (or 20 feet). After an insult from Anaalius regarding how he looks like a mosquito, Schmeg pouts and says he's not going to come back until they say something nice. The party clams up while Schmeg reiterates what he said out of annoyance. Later, Schmeg comes back, at which point Anaalius starts stretching and flailing him around, measuring his height in the sand to figure out what "six or seven Schmegs" looks like.
    Burn: One Schmeg! Two Schmeg! Ah, ah, ah!
  • While the party is busy arguing, Scribbles throws caution to the wind and decides to walk into the water. Schmeg is unenthusiastic, roaring her name at the top of his lungs for around ten seconds.
• The boss fight against Norubaga is initially quite the challenge for the party, forcing them to manage respawning ashen monsters while staying alive against his potent attacks. However, the fight suddenly goes completely off the rails after Scribbles nearly kills the party with Wild Magic - Anaalius, who has spent the entire fight screwing around in the ash, goes into a speech about his tragic backstory and the development of his other side, all while Schmeg tries to get him to pick up the pace a little while Brewbad is begging for help and Scribbles and Mataal Ika are dying. When the samurai finally wakes the fuck up, what does he do? He runs up to Norubaga and tosses a vial of Capital D Dust into his mouth. Arcadum is so taken aback by this he has to spend several minutes reading his notes and deliberating what to do. In the end, Norubaga completely vanishes while the party is transported to the dream realm where the monsters come from.
• Episode 6 sees the start of another notable Running Gag, with Schmeg trying to make doors open with magic. Brewbad typically just opens it himself, letting the Sprite think he did it himself and Anaalius, of all people, is exasperated by this.
• Right as the party is about to enter a mysterious temple, Mataal Ika happily puts a crown of flowers on Scribbles' head, hoping to ease her nerves. Everyone shits a brick when Arcadum quickly does an unexplained roll in response and then tells them to proceed as if nothing had happened. Burn quickly jokes that Scribbles likely almost got erased from reality.
  Kiwo: What. The FUCK.
• Anaalius needs to be turned into Serious Anaalius again for a moment, and encourages the party to try and trigger him. Mataal Ika responds by slapping the crap out of him for a prolonged period of time until he gets knocked to the floor, all while Milton provides cartoony slapping sounds in the background. Bonus points for the quick bit where Scribbles, of all people, punches him to try and help.
• Serious Anaalius has a friendly, philosophical conversation with the spirit of an old samurai, exchanging words of wisdom over tea. Of course, Serious Anaalius is still... Anaalius, so he ends the chat the way only he would.
  Anaalius: Will I ever see you again? There's gotta be something we can do. Maybe I could... boof you.
  Sai: Your ways are strange... but no.
• When rummaging through a carriage in a wartime flashback, Kiwo needs to bring up her character sheet to confirm something for Arcadum. She struggles to find it, and she expresses her frustration by saying... "fuddy duddy." Arcadum is immediately sent into a laughing fit, while Burn, Sock, and Milton all agree that it sounds like a children's breakfast cereal.
• In episode 7, the gang runs into a group of clay people who only move when they're looking at them. They're a fairly frightening encounter... at first. While the rest of the party is more interested in seeing if they can do anything to help them, Scribbles just up and shoots two of them with her crossbow, leaving them headless and "bleeding" on the floor while the other clay people look at them in horror. The funny part is that, when they decide to just seal off the doors and move on, Scribbles opens the door and kills another one seemingly for the hell of it.
  Arcadum, while giddily zooming in on Scribbles' token art: Aren't you tired of being nice!?
• Schmeg tries getting Brewbad to open a door with magic. Brew doesn't even pretend to care.
  Brewbad: Bippity boppity, bippity fuck.
• The largely serious and epic battle with Not'Chek still has some of the gang's signature humor present:
  • Schmeg's performance for most of the fight is abysmal, with most of his attacks failing miserably. Milton interprets this as Schmeg hiding behind the pillar, peeking out over top once in a while with a goofy look on his face to toss out a spell, then slowly sliding back down while giggling to himself.
  • Silly Anaalius suddenly emerges during the fight and decides to boof the crystals he got earlier. This results in a beam of light firing out of his ass and shooting Anaalius straight into the ceiling, stunning him for one round and causing him to take damage. It's so absurd that Not'Chek himself needs to take a second to process what just happened.
• After Not'Chek is defeated, the fable begins to collapse around them, forcing the party to scramble for a way out. Brewbad realizes that the crypt behind the Seven might be the exit, and he asks Schmeg to go check it out. Schmeg, who is completely exhausted from channeling Oloken'hai, is unenthused.
  Schmeg: Oh yeah, don't mind me, just channeled the fucking dark lord through my body. No big deal, let me fly over! Anything you want while I'm over there? A drink of water? Goat's milk!? SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?
  • Shortly following the above rant, Brewbad gets an idea to bring Schmeg to his senses.
    Sock: Brewbad will smack Schmeg 'round the face.

Milton: Schmeg dies.

Shrine of Sin

• Generally, any time Kickpuncher, the hypothetical Yozai Monk with feet for hands, is brought up.
• The many, many shenanigans of Verp, played by known Loonie Tomato:
  • "What's a yokai?", and his increasing frustration as people fail to actually answer his question.
  • How did Verp end up reaching the mainland? He shwam. Across the ocean.
  • One of the first things Verp does is piss off the innkeeper, spilling ramen all over the place and getting chased out with a broom, escalating to the point where the innkeeper tries to kill Verp with an axe to use him as an ingredient. Zhan Ren initially defuses the situation, only for Verp to spit some of the soup onto the innkeeper in a poor attempt at an apology, and then he steals more ramen on the way out.
  • When the party first reaches the eponymous shrine, Verp and Worgh take a shortcut by climbing up the hill to the shrine while the other three take the long way around, only for the two to find that the dirt in the nearby garden has been molded to resemble screaming faces. Worgh ends up messing around with it a little too much, causing his own face to melt. Verp's reaction is to start screaming for help, which wouldn't be funny if Tomato didn't scream at the top of his lungs while turning down his microphone to give the illusion that he's screaming in the distance. Finally, when Kenji rushes over to help and asks Verp what happened:
    Kenji: And you're telling me you stuck your face in this and you're fine?
    Verp: I ate some.
  • This leads to Kenji demanding Verp to spit it out, whom complies, but doesn’t spit it all out. When Kenji notices this, he tries to grab Verp and force him to spit out the rest, making them both do a Strength check. Verp rolls first and rolls incredibly low… Yet Kenji manages to roll even lower.
  • Verp initially follows along happily with a religious text describing how meditation can lead to happiness, only to be disgusted when he gets to the part where it starts describing gods, causing him to eat the book out of annoyance. Later, we get this brilliant exchange:
    Zhan Ren: My suspicions were correct, this is a manufacturing temple.
    Verp: Of lies?
  • Starting in episode 3, Tomato starts a Running Gag where Verp seems to think he's a police officer, despite knowing absolutely nothing about law and needing to ask Akakai what taxes are.
    Verp: I am the law!
• The first episode ends on a badass cliffhanger, where Akakai leaps off of a balcony in an effort to tackle the corrupted shrine maiden to the ground. The second episode shows the result of this, where Akakai rolls poorly on an Athletics check and... lightly shoulder checks the boss.
• Worgh shares some insight.
  Worgh: Mist is lazy rain.
• In episode three, the party end up running into Wallace Pho, a parody of stock internet otaku:
  • Wallace initially tries to make the party leave his home be, up until he sees Akakai, at which point his tone changes in an effort to be suave and he lets the party in. Red immediately gets to roleplaying this by making Akakai absolutely furious the entire time and begging Joey to tell her that Wallace is an akuma so that he has an excuse to take him out.
    Akakai: Let's kill him.
  • Wallace's house turns out to be filled to the brim with lewd drawings of both Tearn and akuma. Akakai gets even angrier and Zhan is clearly embarrassed. On the other hand, Worgh and Verp just look through it out of innocent curiosity, while Kenji swipes some of the porn on the way out, which bites him in the ass later when Verp randomly decides to throw it at the city's Premier.
  • Zhan makes an observation:
    Zhan: I... don't think this one's an akuma. I think he's an... acoomer.
  • For a brief moment, Verp is actually in danger of being crushed by Wallace's enormous girth as the latter is trying to reach for some ginseng, prompting Worgh to pass a Dexterity check to save him from "the ass of annihilation" as Arcadum calls it.
  • Near the end of the encounter, Akakai expresses even more frustration when she notices that Wallace has a hat that looks exactly like hers. Wallace misunderstands her meaning, and dramatically puts it on top of his head before tipping it to make himself look cool. This cringeworthy act provokes an actual reaction out of the party - Verp is blown across the room, Joey starts keeling over, Akakai is shaking, and Worgh suddenly takes 30 damage.
  • Akakai starts wrecking the room out of annoyance and tries threatening Wallace to change himself for the better instead of living his life worshipping akuma. She only succeeds in making him think she's going to come back and starts sniffing some of the material she cut up.
  • Verp ends up stealing Wallace's hat, wearing it on his head by drooping it over one of his eyes. Turns out, the hat actually has a special property: +2 False Intelligence.
• When exploring the sawmill, Akakai has a brainfart:
  Akakai: What is this thing? What are we walking over?
  Verp: It's a sawmill! Even I know that and I'm an idiot!
• Worgh tries to buy some gear off of a blacksmith mourning the death of his father.
  Worgh: Can I have plate armor?
  Daask Breeze: If you've got the money for it, sure.
  Worgh: Hmmmm, how much?
  Daask: 1200 gold.
  Worgh: Too much. What if I avenge your fallen family?
  Daask: ... For what?
  Kenji: He died of sickness, Worgh.
  Worgh: I will defeat sickness.
• The entirety of "The Coin Incident". For context, the group came to an impasse on whether to trail Sinning Simon to the Laughing Swamp or the Ruins of Argalast. To resolve this, they decide to flip a coin.
  • Verp immediately tries to cheat the flip in favor of swamp by grabbing it midflip with his tongue and spitting it out as heads.
  • Kenji attempts to prevent more Verp interference:
    Gmart/Kenji: I would like to ready a reaction that if Verp's tongue leaves his mouth, I grab it.
    Tomato/Verp: I would like to ready a reaction to kill Kenji.
  • After disregarding the first flip due to obvious interference, the second flip is also interrupted... by Akakai shooting an arrow at it.
  • Just the fact that Akakai, who’s tried to act cool throughout much of the campaign, plus is supposed to be distancing herself from Joey after some revelations, is acting as much of like a spoiled brat like Verp is in trying to get everyone to go to the swamp just because it’s thematic to Joey. Needless to say, she needed to work hard to look and be cool afterwards.
  • After the second attempt, Kenji tries to tell Captain Iho that they’re going to the ruins with both Verp and Akakai dragging him a way, the Captain asking the party if they could take this where he isn't working. The party responds by awkwardly shuffling away, embarassed.
  • The situation escalates further by the fact that the coins land on tails four times in a row.
    Verp: THIS IS A WEIGHTED COIN!
  • Verp decides to “check” the weather of the two areas.
    Tomato: I pull out my fucking smartphone. I'm gonna check the weather of these two areas. Gonna see which one's doing better today. Uh, looks like swamp is clear! But it looks like, aw dang, the ruins have a murder blizzard happening right now!
    Gmart/Kenji: Dude, I love murder blizzards! The people in those ruins need help from the murder blizzard!
  • Finally, the roll has to be decided by Arcadum himself, since Verp & Akakai are both adamant about the swamp, Kenji the ruins as he despises the swamp, Zhan is considering the ruins after so many coin flips for it and Worgh doesn’t care; They end up going to the swamp. Verp and Akakai are overjoyed while Kenji is livid.

Main Story

Otikata's Curse

• The campaign hasn't even started yet, and we've gotten some good moments. From Session 0.5:
  • Nyanners and Veibae realizing that their D&D characters are basically each others's VTuber selves.
  • The return of "Dungeon Daddy", much to Arcadum's dismay. To be fair, he ended up bringing it upon himself by asking to not be called by the nickname with 2 Ds. Thankfully for him, they eventually decided to call him by the more wholesome title, “Mr. Dad.”
  • The idea that the Shui (Water) Clan are Canadians came up after Arcadum show an image of one of their members fishing while wrapped up in a blanket, which eventually resulted in Arcadum and Haruka (a Canadian herself) bantering at each other in full-on, over-the-top stereotypical Canadian manner.
• In one stream, Arcadum come across a clip of Nyanners talking about the then upcoming campaign, in which she encourages fans to draw Rule 34 fan art of her D&D character. He goes through various levels of This Is Gonna Suck, before finally settling on resigned acceptance.
  Arcadum: If that's what you want, you're gonna get it. Ooh boy.
• The entirety of Kyse's rivalry with Mei.
• When Kyse ends up winning Nia over as a customer, Mei lets out a simple, posh "fuck", which is hilarious from how it sounds in Froot's accent.
• When Kyse is offering Nia one item from his stand for free, she has a brief conversation with Lune and goes into thought, then makes a decision: she wants Kyse. As the adorable little Cat Girl starts describing how delicious he seems to her to the point of drooling, Kyse backs away into his stall, closes up, and calls out for Mei to take Nia off of his hands.
  Kyse: You can have her!
• While Kyse and Mei are arguing, Nia takes the opportunity to start stuffing meat from Kyse's stand into her bag, with Lune occasionally joining in. While Mei and Kyse don't notice her, Tomoe gets a high enough Perception check to manage it, but is too confused to do or say anything about it.
• This party started out being overall more serious than "Steel and Silence" was, but they prove capable of being just as chaotic during breaks in sessions. This especially comes into play at one point in the first session, when Arcadum has to get medicine, and the party use Captain Chei as a stand-in for the members of the community that were against them getting a main story campaign and poke fun at him, at one point directly referencing the "Steel and Silence" group when Haruka suggests cutting off his nipples.
• When Mei catches up to Lune for stealing from her stand, she tries to invoke To the Pain, but Lune proves to be Too Kinky to Torture.
• As the party traverses the festival in Chimeveld, Lucine's talent for one-liners starts to appear. Both of the below examples are animated here.
  • After speaking with a fortune teller who hinted at being aware of her double life, Mei leaves that part out when relating the experience to her party, instead claiming that he told her that she would soil herself in the coming weeks. When she expresses dismay at not knowing when this will be, Lucine steps in with probably one of the more interesting wordings of Screw Destiny that you're likely to hear:
    Lucine: You can shit yourself whenever you want to. Fate is in your hands.
  • When Arcadum mentions that the next activity will be one that involves the whole party, Snuffy guesses that it will be an escape room, leading to this line:
    Lucine: Every room is an escape room when I'm in it.
• While the scene in which Otikata's Curse is overwhelming both the party and Chimeveld in general is very much serious, there was a moment between Mei and Kyse. When Arcadum calls for a saving throw, Mei passes successfully, but continued roleplaying as if she were about to kill Kyse ^note In Froot's own stream, she mentioned that she was under the impression that Kyse was the one being infected and that she was being pushed to Mercy Kill him until Arcadum steps in. Animated here.
  • Before everyone leaves the village, Mei initially tries to convince Kyse to stay in the building they're in, just in case what's up ahead is dangerous. A nice gesture... Except that there's people still attacking each other and ravaging the city they're in with said building very likely going to be destroyed in the process. You almost wonder if Mei is actually trying to get poor Kyse killed. (Though her pledging "I'd do anything for that bird." later thankfully proves otherwise.)
• Once when trying to shut Lune up, Tomoe shoves him into the Bag of Holding, at which point the party celebrates sealing away their first evil entity. Animated here.

  Lune: (muffled) I'm going to shit in your fucking breakfast...!

• While "The Spirit Dance" one-shot had a serious premise with some very high stakes, it had its share of levity as well.
  • River gets hit on twice:
    • The first time is by a demonic warrior who comes over to the table where she's eating, grabs and eats a couple of potatoes, tells her she's attractive, and then simply walks away.
    • The second time, a Dwarven warrior comes up and flat-out propositions her for sex. When River turns him down, he promptly goes around doing the same to every other female character in the vicinity. The kicker is exactly how he leads off:
      Kalgor Brimstone: It's a lizard! I've never tasted lizard before!
      River: I don't think you want to taste this liz-
      Kalgor Brimstone: Tell me, girl, before you go on your big, grand tour, how about a roll in the hay with Ol' Kalgor?!
      River: Ah, that's what you meant.
  • While exploring the Hall of Heroes, River comes across a meeting of "Axe Wielders Anonymous". She quickly opts to perform a Backing Away Slowly as best as controlling a token would allow.
  • When River is transported to the arena, Madd Morc and Zara are already there conversing, with Zara voicing her bewilderment at the considerable amount of fucking that apparently goes on in the Hall of Heroes. Even funnier considering she not only had a boyfriend, her old group was easily one of the lewdest. Clearly, she's still not used to there being so much sex occurring around her.
  • Anyone familiar with Zentreya will likely get a kick out of Zara referring to River as a gecko.^note Zentreya is a Virtual Youtuber with a dragoness avatar, but has a Running Gag of people calling her a gecko instead. She later added to this herself by obtaining a muppet-like gecko avatar that she uses in her streams on occasion.
  • After River duels Madd Morc and fully earns her right to return to life, she vanishes from the arena. Morc then hops back into the stands to rejoin Zara, who picks up the conversation right where she left off:
    Zara: Something about all of this fucking. We have to do something about it.
• While in a temple of Zvaigždė, Tomoe keeps up the Glien campaign tradition of "Piss RP" by peeing in a fountain after determining that the water in it wasn't in any way sacred.
  Arcadum: This water is no longer drinkable.

Chapter 1

Among the Reeds

• Rattacus sets the tone for the series right from his introduction, where he constantly bitches at the bartender to give him free drinks in exchange for hilariously terrible music, which Penta plays over his mic... using a xylophone.
• Halfway through the first episode, the gang is trying to evade brigands in the area. Machio proposes an idea to disguise himself as a humble bush salesman, while the other four hide inside the cart. When confronted by a group of bandits, Machio successfully convinces them to repair a wheel on the cart in exchange for free bushes, all while doing a terrible job trying to convince them all to group up together next to the cart. Then, Machio gives the signal for the party to attack with an incredible pun:
  Machio: I got bad news. We only got one type of bush for sale! It's an AM-BUSH!
• Thus begins the battle with the bandits:
  • Kaju Magi casts a spell that causes one of the bandits to start having second thoughts about the fight.
    Kyle: Look out, this rat's so strong, man! Be careful, guys! THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN WIN!
    Bandit 1: Shut up, Kyle!
    Kyle: You gotta listen to me, guys!
    Bandit 1: You were wrong the last time we went over this.
    Bandit 2: Yeah, Kyle, none of us forgot about the fucking "Dangerous Caterpillar".
    Kyle: GUYS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
    Dik Cok: YOU DESERVE IT!
  • Rattacus is stuck dealing with two bandits at once, prompting Kaju Magi to try and snipe one of them with Eldritch Blast, only to miss. Dik Cok tries to help too, only to end up shooting Rattacus' hat. Rattacus is unimpressed.
    Rattacus: See you in the next life. Maybe I won't be born as a shitty fucking rat.
  • Kyle runs up to Dik Cok and, without any warning at all, stabs him in his... dick cock. He proceeds to complain about it frequently for the remainder of the fight.
    Dik Cok: Oh, is this cuz I killed your friends? I get it.
    Kyle: Yes, it is!
    Dik Cok: Yeah, well, you're next, you little fucker.
  • Rattacus is eventually in danger of dying... and the rest of the party completely ignore his pleas for help, acting like he's already dead.
    Rattacus: Glad you guys are having fun.
    Machio: I'm sorry, Rattacus, but we've already made peace with your death! Don't make this any more awkward than it has to be!
• Dik Cok swipes a katana out of Machio's hand, who somehow fails to see him do it. Rattacus succeeds in the perception check, prompting him to gather the party together in punishing Dik Cok for his deed - by peeing on him, which Arcadum describes as a "yellow stream of justice". Worth noting is that Machio is still gigantic at this point. In the next session, Dik Cok admits he actually liked it.
• At the start of episode 2, the party needs to tell Dozo that his daughter isn't safe. Machio tries to get the party to take things seriously and break the news gently. Eli initially agrees, only to start pounding on the door saying "YA DAWTER GOT GOT!" Then there's the explanation regarding what happened proper:
  Dik Cok: Alright, listen, let me put this in- you- in... everything is fine.
  Eli: We were bushes!
  Dik Cok: He's right, we were the bush- I'll start from the beginning. We were in the wagon, and then Machio made the wagon work, and then we were a bush, but it was an ambush, and then we have no idea where your daughter is.
  Eli: We got our asses whooped!
• After another Black Silver trip gone bad, Kaju, Rattacus, and Eli (who enthusiastically used the Silver, calling it "God's powder) find themselves in the dream realm, and need to be bailed out by Nox and Alyla. Rattacus, however, thinks he's dead, and desperately tries to keep it that way, culminating in him trying to run when they send him back.
  Alyla: Do you need a hug?
  Rattacus: No, I need a crossbow to the forehead.
• Machio and Dik Cok reveal that, while the three of them were unconscious, they stripped them down to disguise each of them as a woman for their plan to break into the daimyo's lair, with Rattacus fully dressed up in a tablecloth that's stitched into his shoulders.
• "We met God, she's eight feet tall with washboard abs".
• The trio roll for constitution to check if they got addicted to Black Silver - Eli and Kaju fail it, while Rattacus succeeds, and still insists on having more so he can die in peace. They eventually concoct a scheme to get more Black Silver off of Scorp by luring him under a bridge and kicking the crap out of him, while he's standing right there, and eventually Scorp runs like hell when they aren't looking and gets away safely.
• Machio asks a question:
  Machio: Can I just ask a frank question quickly?
  Kaju: Who the fuck is Frank?
  Machio: ...Are we the bad guys?
  Rattacus: [unconvincingly] No, no, no...
  Machio: I... When I joined this party, I thought that we were out here to, I don't know, do some good, but... it seems like we're kinda just monsters.
• Dik Cok decides to pickpocket Machio again while he's distracted by the insanity around him, choosing to steal the exact same sword from last time, and giving it to Machio as a peace offering.
• Rattacus proposes an idiotic scheme to get the money from Dozo - instead of disguising himself as a woman and getting himself kidnapped in order to find out where the traffickers are keeping Dozo's daughter, he suggests disguising himself as the daughter and just turning him into Dozo for the money, pretending to have rescued her. Arcadum audibly shits a brick when he realizes what they're about to do, and the rest of the party sans Machio and Eli is on board with the plan.
  Machio: Can I just point out we're doing a lot of work so that we don't have to do the work?
• Dik Cok breaks into Dozo's house to find a picture of the daughter for Rattacus to use as a reference, and he comes across Dozo weeping and grieving. As he sneaks around the house, Penta's commentating the whole thing in child-like glee while Dik Cok sneaks around, eats some of their food, and steals some of the missing daughter's jewels. All the while, Dozo is speaking with his other daughter, completely certain the group’s going to save his daughter. Right as Dik Cok’s about to leave with the picture in tow, he gets an idea with the distraught Dozo:
  Dik Cok: I wanna pickpocket this guy.
• After Dik Cok gets back from the house, the entire campaign descends into madness, all because Rattacus suddenly realizes that Block has heard everything. Block tries to make a break for it when he realizes they're going to do something to him, only for Machio to throw Dik Cok at him to stop him. They tie him up in the bar and converse to figure out what to do, only for Machio to try and save him, before succumbing to pressure and killing him himself. The police show up to investigate the commotion, prompting an extremely convoluted explanation involving a stabbing game where Machio ends up cutting into Dik Cok's face while Rattacus has to employ an illusion to sell the bit. Finally, Eli suddenly performs a ritual on Block's corpse while Kaju nervously tries convincing him to stop, marking the entire town for dead and dooming the denizens to Crowley.
• After Machio wrecks a cart left behind by a Tearn merchant he scared off, Rattacus proceeds to drink from a mixture of Potions left on the ground. This leads to him becoming a white-skinned, slime-like being who’s afraid of pants… Seriously. Even funnier is that Penta/Rattacus immediately gets to RPing this, demanding for everyone else to remove their pants, even using Cunning Plan to convince them. Everyone proceeds to do so under the notion that it will make the police unable to recognize them as Block's killers because the killers had pants on.
  • After removing his pants, Machio rips Dik Cok's eye patch off his face and fashions it into a makeshift thong to cover himself.
    Machio: Rattacus is right. They'll be looking for a man with pants. But what they won't be looking for... is a man using an eye patch to cover his nudity.
    Dik Cok: Exactl—Wait, whatdoyoumean?
• Everything involving Dik Cok's encounter with Elwreath, a bombastic druid who bonks Dik Cok on the head to send him to the dream realm every time he tells a lie, before healing him to consciousness a second later:
  • Elwreath's first question is about why he found Dik Cok drowning in the nearby river.
    Dik Cok: I went swimming, but it was not my choice.
  • Elwreath's second question is about what happened to Dik Cok's friends. After a few consecutive trips to the dream realm, Dik Cok relents and admits they probably went back to the bar and abandoned him to die.
    Dik Cok: My friends are... my friends are... I don't think they're really my friends.
    Elwreath: Well, that's not a lie. That's tragic!
  • Dik Cok frantically tries to convince Elwreath to keep him alive by offering his services as a thief... and then immediately tries to pickpocket him with his teeth, which fails, to say the least.
    Elwreath: Well, I can tell you one thing, you're certainly hilarious!
  • Elwreath tries getting Dik Cok to tell him who told him where his hideout was, only for Dik Cok to admit he doesn't remember the guy's name. Arcadum, in a bout of friendly ribbing, goes on an absolutely epic rant in-character about how Spaceboy wasn't properly paying attention to the plot, all while Dik Cok is sobbing and freaking out about how everything sucks.
    Elwreath: You can't tell me his name? Were you not paying attention in the scene where he introduced himself!? DID YOU NOT WRITE IT DOWN IN YOUR NOTES!? WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL JUST DIE, WON'T YOU!? DOES IT FEEL GOOD!? THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!?
  • The interrogation finally ends when Dik Cok tries to convince Elwreath he doesn't recognize any of the people he's suspecting betrayed him.
    Dik Cok: Okay, alright, listen, what'd you say your name was?
    Elwreath: I am Elwreath.
    Dik Cok: Listen, Eleanor-
    "BONK"
    Elwreath: Give him a moment.
    "Healing Sounds"
    Elwreath: SAY MY NAME!
    Dik Cok: Ah, uh, Elizabeth!
    "BONK"
    Elwreath: Oh, I seem to be out of healing spells, how unfortunate! Welp! I suppose I'll have to wait until he wakes up!

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