History Funny / VShojo

--->'''Melody:''' ''[pauses video, puppeteers a [[VideoGame/{{Catherine}} sheep]] into petting Bao as if to soothe her, speaks shakily]'' There, there... Bao. It'll be okay. There, there. ''[sheep touches Bao's nose]'' Boop. ''[sheep goes to bottom of screen]'' You got this. Bao, you got this. I mean, holy fuck! ''[shouting]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DUDE]]?!'''''

-->'''Melody:''' I'm sorry, we are all- we all have our amazing individual skills. Some can cook well, some can- can draw well, some can sing well. ''[shouting]'' BUT I WANNA BE THE SLUTTY ONE!

--->'''Melody:''' ''[pauses video, puppeteers a [[VideoGame/{{Catherine}} sheep]] into petting Bao as if to soothe her, speaks shakily]'' There, there... Bao. It'll be okay. There, there. ''[sheep touches Bao's nose]'' Boop. ''[sheep goes to bottom of screen]'' You got this. Bao, you got this. I mean, holy fuck! ''[shouting]''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DUDE]]?!'''''

--->'''Melody:''' ''[pauses video, puppeteers a [[VideoGame/{{Catherine}} sheep]] as if to soothe Bao, speaks shakily]'' There, there... Bao. It'll be okay. There, there. ''[sheep touches Bao's nose]'' Boop. ''[sheep goes to bottom of screen]'' You got this. Bao, you got this. I mean, holy fuck! ''[shouting]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DUDE]]?!'''''

* While answering questions from chat, Melody is asked if there's any plans to collab with newcomer Nazuna.

** Similarly, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wevjn3y6go Mel reacts to an introduction video]] of WebVideo/AkumaNihmune, and the video weirded her out so much she exited stage left when it was over. On the other hand, she did say that she is a bit offended that she's not the biggest pervert.
** Mel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaCdUHASyk watches a video of Bao]] reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to [[Characters/EldenRingSecondaryCharacters Blaidd]] reading her infamously horny tweet. She spends a good chunk of the watch stun-locked at how down ''horrendous'' Bao is, snaps about three-quarters of the way through, and ends up confusing Blaidd for Death from ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''.
--->'''Melody:''' ''[pauses video, moves a [[VideoGame/{{Catherine}} sheep]] as if to soothe her, speaks shakily]'' There, there... Bao. It'll be okay. There, there. ''[sheep touches Bao's nose]'' Boop. ''[sheep goes to bottom of screen]'' You got this. Bao, you got this. I mean, holy fuck! ''[shouting]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DUDE]]?!'''''

** Mel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaCdUHASyk watches a video of Bao]] reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to Blaidd reading her infamously horny tweet; she snaps about three-quarters of the way through the video, and she ends up confusing Blaidd for Death from ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish''.

* While playing ''Minecraft'', [[https://youtu.be/Hc7d-3qACJ0?si=42WfOANPfoETYfBG Kuro came across Michi and tried to suprise her with a shout]]. However, Michi was watching his stream at that exact moment and pretended to be AFK instead. After Kuro waited for her to come back for a while, someone in chat told him to check out her stream, upon which he saw her laughing like mad at his expense. He then just walked away defeated in utter silence.

** Michi finds a [=VShojo=] invitation letter and declares that she will not open it... [[HypocriticalHumor before opening it anyway]] and getting pulled into the headquarters. At that moment, all the talents gather round and talk among themselves about the weirdness of the situation (including Haruka, who also randomly screams like [[Literature/KonoSuba Aqua]]) while [[OnlySaneMan Zentreya cuts through all that and tries to introduce herself to her]]... ''only for Michi to pause her like she's a video recording''.

* Michi goes over the profile quotes of the [=VShojo=] members, and she goes [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Kaela Kovalskia]] and has a silent laughing fit [[https://youtu.be/uSROIRtkHuY?si=v5eG8YK-TIaeNOb2 over Kuro's profile quote]]: "The darkness doesn't scare me. My only fear is losing who I am." Granted, it is true to his lore, but Michi points out that she would not have laughed if Kuro, an upbeat, snarky goofball, normally behaved with such gravitas on stream.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPX_iRSWZb4 When user asks Henya if she has a Silver Play Button]], Henya nervously [[IHaveThisFriend tells chat about a certain friend of hers who forgot to get one]].

** On a technical level, the lore video is built on the foundations of StylisticSuck. For one thing, it has an inconsistent art style, cycling from professionally animated slides to crappily animated still photos, stock photos, crude drawings, and more. And it is [[LemonyNarrator all narrated by Kuro]], who is really letting his snark cut loose. Michi herself is voiced by Panini, one of her managers, and not only is the audio quality terrible, but the delivery is so stilted it greatly clashes with Michi's wild reactions upon being pulled into the [=VShojo=] headquarters. The video also glosses over Michi's backstory (she lived in terrible living conditions, fell ill, and died, then spent some years as a ghost before taking over a body made of pieces of multiple bodies, but the details are very scant) in favor of gags about [[HonestJohnsDealership her immoral business practices and how her antique store sells questionable products at very steep prices]]. The breaking point is when Michi, at the end of the video, [[BreakingTheFourthWall realizes she ran out of budget to pay her animators]] and then [[HeroicBSOD goes catatonic over not being able to elaborate on her lore properly]].

** Before logging down all the stuff she got, Michi tries out a potion that makes her sound like "THE COOLEST PERSON", "Panini from Vshojo". Jared, her creator who found immortality by possessing a weird-looking rabbit doll, only looks on in puzzlement. Much of the items they log down allude to other characters, like a broken mirror in a lake, pieces of an indestructible cockroach exoskeleton, an eyeball bow (bought by Froot), and a comb that's supposedly cursed. At one point, Michi finds a giant nail, which causes both Michi and Jared to [[ThousandYardStare stare ominously as the background turns dark]].
** Michi opens up a [=VShojo=] invitation letter, which pulls her into the headquarters. At that moment, all the talents gather round and talk among themselves about the weirdness of the situation (including Haruka, who randomly screams like [[Literature/KonoSuba Aqua]]) while [[OnlySaneMan Zentreya cuts through all that and tries to introduce herself to her]]... ''only for Michi to pause her like she's a video recording''.

** Mel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaCdUHASyk watches a video of Bao]] reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to Blaidd reading her infamously horny tweet; she snaps about three-quarters of the way through the video, and she ends up confusing Blaidd for Death from WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish.

** Mel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xaCdUHASyk watches a video of Bao]] reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to Blaidd reading her infamously horny tweet; she snaps about three-quarters of the way through the video.
--->'''Melody:''' ''[pauses video, moves a [[VideoGame/{{Catherine}} sheep]] as if to soothe her, speaks shakily]'' There, there... Bao. It'll be okay. There, there. ''[sheep touches Bao's nose]'' Boop. ''[sheep goes to bottom of screen]'' You got this. Bao, you got this. I mean, holy fuck! '''''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DUDE]]?!'''''

* Henya learns the phrase "[[CountryMatters serving cunt]]"[[note]]a crass equivalent to "Slay, queen!"[[/note]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkGjMzl9aIM brings it up]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtAXjbrYyrk in collabs]] with immense glee. Almost everyone is highly amused, although Kuro reacts with a "[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAT?!]]" and Mint is [[EyeTake shocked speechless]].

* Henya learns the phrase "[[CountryMatters serving cunt]]"[[note]]a crass equivalent to "Slay, queen!"[[/note]], and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkGjMzl9aIM brings it up]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtAXjbrYyrk in collabs]] with immense glee. Almost everyone is highly amused, although Kuro reacts with a "[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAT?!]]" and Mint is [[OhCrap shocked speechless]].

* During a Minecraft stream with Mouse and Zen, Henya took the opportunity to try out her new mic- which somehow had the reverb turned all the way up right at the start, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okhvOaaaxFo causing Henya to sound like she was trapped at the bottom of a well.]]

** Mel [[https://youtu.be/miNT5cxeNZM?si=-U4_66lVV4nvLRnC watches a video of Bao]] reacting to a fan animation of herself reacting to Blaidd reading her infamously horny tweet; she snaps about three quarters of the way through the video.

* [[https://youtu.be/9nKc-Yg0srU?si=-lvsjLaf26mqW91S Matara manages to pair Henya]] with WebVideo/MaidMint, who deems the former her kamioshi, and leaves them to their devices, laughing all the way. After Mint and Henya spend a couple of seconds awkwardly interacting with each other, Matara returns to check on them, after which Mint makes [[StressVomit vomiting noises]] (she really was not throwing up). Henya immediately goes after Mint and accuses her of not enjoying the conversation, to which Mint replies that, on the contrary, she enjoyed it a bit ''too'' much. And then, Haruka joins in and has a happy reunion with Mint.

* [[https://youtu.be/9nKc-Yg0srU?si=-lvsjLaf26mqW91S Matara manages to pair Henya]] with WebVideo/MaidMint, who deems the former her kamioshi, and leaves them to their devices, laughing all the way. After Mint and Henya spend a couple of seconds awkwardly interacting with each other, Matara returns to check on them, after which Mint makes vomiting noises (she really was not throwing up). Henya immediately goes after Mint and accuses her of not enjoying the conversation, to which Mint replies that, on the contrary, she enjoyed it a bit ''too'' much. And then, Haruka joins in and has a happy reunion with Mint.