Benson: Haha, are you serious? Fist Pump? Do you know what kind of people go to those concerts?
Muscle Man: (Standing on a cart and twirling his shirt while High-Five Ghost Drives) WHOOOOOO! THAT'S RIGHT, LADIES! WE GOT TWO TICKETS TO FIST PUMP! SEE YOU LATER, GRANDMAS!
104 — Death Punchies
In "Death Punchies", the montage of Rigby losing to everyone (even Pops) at Punchies. Especially the part with Skips, where it cuts to a helicopter taking Rigby's body away. WEE-OOH WEE-OOH WEE-OOH
Rigby being called the one cheek wonder, with one of his butt cheeks removed.
Mordecai: WEE-OOO WEE-OOO WEE-OOO! (impersonates a doctor) Quick doctor, both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. If we want anyone to recognize this as a butt in the future, then we have to do a complete butt-transplant stat!
Rigby: STOP TALKING! There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it!
Rigby: YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!! [Throws phone book at door, which bounces right into his face.]
105 — Free Cake
The entire "Free cake! Free cake!" "No cake, no cake..." sequence in Free Cake is pretty hilarious, but the whole "disappointed" version of Mordecai and Rigby's usual "happy dance" just really takes the cake.
This exchange at Skips' surprise party:
Benson: Kill the lights, it's almost 8 p.m.!
Muscle Man: Skips is going to be so surprised when he sees us totally naked!
Even funnier, the girl in the trailer was very obviously voiced by JG Quintel.
203 — Appreciation Day
Muscleman (regarding a year): That's almost, like 400 days!
What really brings it home is the look on Mordecai and Rigby's faces after hearing the utter stupidity of his statement.
The part where Benson is giving out plaques for the employees for their accomplishments, such as the one for Skips for never taking a day off. Since Pops is just the son of the guy who owns the park and doesn't really do much in terms of being an employee, (but is still really liked by everyone for being such a nice dude,) Benson gives him a plaque for helping a baby bird back into its nest. It was a pretty chuckle-worthy moment.
204 — Peeps
The ending of the episode.
Muscle Man: I learned that Mordecai can go a long time without blinking!
Mordecai: Actually, my eyes won't blink anymore. Somebody get me some eye drops?
Mordecai holds the eye drop over his eye. The drop dissolves in midair.
Mordecai: Take me to the hospital.
205 — Dizzy
Iacedrom and Ybgir (a realistic bluejay and raccoon that Pops meets in a hallucination).
The best part is JG Quintel trying to do a funny accent.
"WOULHD YOU LIHKE SUM ICHE CREEEEM?" to be precise.
Pops' speech from the end of that episode.
This one from "Dizzy":
Benson: Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today?
Muscle Man: Yeah, and you know who else has seen Pops today?
Benson: (dryly) Who, your mom?
Muscle Man: I wasn't gonna say that! Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"?
206 — My Mom
A couple from "My Mom":
Rigby: Dude! Benson will blow a fuse if he knows we were slacking off!
Muscle Man: You know who else would blow a fuse if she finds out we were slacking off?
Mordecai: We don't have time for this!
Muscle Man: You know who else doesn't have time for this?
Mordecai & Rigby: Uhh!
Muscle Man: You know who else says "uhh"? (beat) MY MOM! (High-fives High-Five Ghost)
Then later on, Muscle Man asks the two if they know who taught High-Five Ghost his mechanical skills:
Muscle Man: You know who taught him? My Uncle John. He's a mechanic [Beat] You know who taught him? MY MOM!
"Pull your panties out of your butt, bro!"
Muscle Man in general is an amazing source of funny moments.
Rigby: You know who else hates Muscle Man?
"That's not even a picture of my mom! It's a picture of my buttcheek! I just squished it up to look like a woman's face!"
207 — High Score
Mordecai:(monotonous tone) DUUUUUDE. Why ya crying, duuuuuude.
Another one from High Score is when Mordecai kicks GBF between the legs.
GBF: AAUGH! MY CHIN!
"But, now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realized my mistake!"
The world record that Mordecai and Rigby beat was 1.250.000. GBF's Universal record that he prized so highly? 1.250.001
Mordecai's epic fail at his first attempt at Broken Bones.
Rigby: How do you get negative points?
208 — Rage Against the TV
Muscle Man getting hit in the face by his own tits in Rage Against the TV.
The commercial for TV Store Warehouse.
"TVs are trash to us and so are you!!!"
"We're literally giving them away! Literally!!! And the other TVs are really cheap so we're practically literally giving them away too! Literally!!!
"Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk!" "I'm kicking him in the junk!"
209 — Party Pete
Mordecai and Rigby's rap from "Party Pete"
M+R: We gonna par-tay!
Mordecai: Got some chips, got some dip.
Rigby: Some call me CHEAP, bit of a free-loader, but I bought CUPS for that old-school soda!
Mordecai: I don't mean to BRAG, I don't mean to BOAST, but I got hummus for these MINI-TOASTS!
Benson (off screen): Why are you guys yelling hummus?!
The ending of Party Pete. Oh man. Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, and some centaurs help clean up the mess from the party...just before Benson arrives. Once Benson inspects the house, he commends M&R for not throwing a party and says he wants to do something nice for them? What's the reward? Why, the vintage Radicola M&R gave to Party Pete, of course.The Unreveal of Benson's reaction to the missing cola makes it all the more priceless.
Rigby's attempt to get the party started with his horrible music and everyone's reaction to the music.
210 — Brain Eraser
Every second of "Brain Eraser".
"I watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day, every day".
The episode Benson Be Gone in which Benson gets fired is priceless. More specifically? He copies Mordecai and Rigby's over-drawn "OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"
Susan demoniacally floating out of the house screaming after Benson gets everyone to slack off. Oh yeah, and her head was spun around.
Mordecai accidentally driving Mr. Maellard's limo into the house. The second floor of the house.
Then backing out of it...
212 — But I Have a Receipt
The whole scene that unravels after they realize that they just stabbed the Comics Shop owner in the chest with a yardstick is priceless.
213 — This Is My Jam
After Rigby thinks he's got "Summertime Lovin', Lovin' in the Summer(time)" out of his head:
Rigby: Mordecai! Mordecai! I don't have that song stuck in my head anymore!
Modecai: Oh, that's great, dude. Now we never have to listen to that dumb song ever agai- (Sees the Ghost Tape Dancing) ....What the heck is that?
Rigby: I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Mordecai's philosophical realization:
Mordecai: It's just music. You can't touch music... but music can touch you.
Rigby: Oh barf.
Also, the montage of trying to get the song out of Rigby's head. First, he sticks his head in a toilet. Next, Mordecai tries to use loud objects like a pencil sharpener and a blender. Finally, Muscle Man is hitting Rigby on the head with a broom.
Rigby: Man! None of this is working! The song's still stuck in my head!
Muscle Man: You have a song stuck in your head?
That entire episode was hilarious. Another highlight is when the ghost tape appears, and in every scene, it's boogying down with a new dance move!
Skips in "This is My Jam". Just... everything he does. For example:
Skips: (in response to Mordecai and Rigby asking him how he knew about their idea) I know everything, remember?
Mordecai and Rigby: Whaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Skips: Just kidding. I was on the can and I heard your plan.
In "Muscle Woman", Mordecai and Rigby worked all day on the rock garden...and walked on it.
Starla's tramp stamp of all the men she dated before (with Muscle Man's name on it twice)
"That guy who thinks he's a knight got out again and made a fortress out of mattresses down by the creek, get him out of there."
The slow motion running of Muscle Man and Starla...with both their Gag Boobs flapping in the wind.
215 — Temp Check
The biker farting through a harmonica as part of his audition (if you live in the UK, then you get to see the same biker stick a kazoo in his nose and blow through it).
216 — Jinx
Benson unleashing his rage in "Jinx".
After Summoning the monster, it goes on a rampage on patrons of the park. Among them is a rather dedicated jogger. After being attacked by the monster, the man gets up, turns into a monster himself, gets ready to find and kill Rigby.....then goes right back to his jogging routine.
Also Rigby attempting to jinx Mordecai and then succeeding
Leading up to Rigby being unable to cause Mordecai any harm with his punches, Mordecai states that its sad that Rigby will never be able to enjoy this game since he's too weak to punch anyone for breaking the jinx, and after a second of glaring, Rigby just pokes Mordecai in the eye instead.
Rigby tries to get Benson to say his name three times, as saying his name three times will break the jinx. He throws trash in Benson's face. "Rigby!" screams Benson. Rigby throws more trash in Benson's face again. "Rigby!" screams Benson again. Rigby throws trash in Benson's face again. Benson FLIPS out, starts screaming, and drop-kicks the trash-can, then throws it at the cart, and kicks it.
Poor, adorable, helpless Pops feebly protesting against the Jinxed people who are carrying him away. "Where are you TAKING me?! I DEMAND you put me down at ONCE!"
The whole montage of Mordecai punching Rigby.
217 — See You There
Muscle Man's epic freak out after Rigby spills soda in his face.
Muscle Man: "Does THIS answer your question?" [Tosses cassette at boombox, misses.]
Benson: "No...that doesn't answer my question, actually."
218 — Do Me A Solid
Mordecai's 10th solid. It's mind blowing. Mordecai must do this solid so no one dies. He squats down on the floor, and randomly makes truck noises. Everyone else gives this noise/look of disapproval/disgust. If you didn't laugh at that, Margaret just has this...LOOK that seals the deal. And then Rigby, the little shitter that's been putting Mordecai through hell, gives the best shit eating grin, then pulls out a camera. If you saw it when it premiered, your sides would've hurt.
Oh, and Rigby saying Mordecai will "Mordi-cry himself to sleep tonight".
Though considering how Mordecai treated Rigby in the Jinx episode, this was definitely some hilarious Laser-Guided Karma.
Eileen was just hilarious in that episode.
"Hey Rigby, look at me! I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea! Although many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood."
219 — Grave Sights
In Grave Sights, Mordecai assuring Benson that the scary movie night will be a success:
Mordecai and Rigby: (singing) Because we know everything about scary movies, and you know nothing about scary movies, we'll save the park with our knowledge of scary movies—
Benson:Stop singing or YOU'RE FIRED!
Mordecai and Rigby: (stop singing) —with our knowledge of scary movies. (short Beat)
Mordecai: We'll go get the movie.
220 — Really Real Wrestling
"For tickets, call yo momma and cry 'cause they're SOLD OUT!!"
Rigby: And thats why we dont have tickets, because all you can think of is Bensons crank.
DRUNK. BENSON. Notably: "SKIPS. SKIPS. I am your BOSS. And as your boss, I order you... To arm wrestle me..."
Skip's and Rigby's third arm wrestling match, complete with Mozart's "Dies Irae," in the background.
222 — The Night Owl
"Do you love cars so much that if they were a beautiful women you'd try to get to second base with them?"
Bit of Fridge Brilliance there, since second base is often referred to as 'going under the hood'.
The scene in the Night Owl episode where Muscle Man pretends to kill Mordecai and High Five Ghost floated up.
In the distant future, the park is now a museum dedicated to the Night Owl, and Benson is still working there.
223 — A Bunch Of Baby Ducks
From "A Bunch of Baby Ducks" the baby ducks bitch slapping/karate chopping a dog and snake to death.
Also, the ducks imitating the "Ooooh"s and "Hm"s that Mordecai and Rigby have as catchphrases.
The baby ducks forming into a muscle bound man and karate chopping their kidnapper so hard it causes an explosion.
It's a blink and miss thing, but if you watch as Mordecai and Rigby are running out of the house to chase the kidnapper, you'll see Mordecai slip and fall into the kiddie pool. It's hard to choose between what was the funniest part though: the fact that Mordecai tripped and fell, or the face he makes while in the the pool.
Form a mental image of the ducks' non-anthropomorphic mother calling Mordecai on the phone.
224 — More Smarter
In "More Smarter", when Mordecai and Rigby's verbal abuse of each other is literally taking physical form and assaulting the other... and then Mordecai still falls back on calling out Rigby's lack of a high school diploma as his proof of higher intelligence.
Also in "More Smarter", the emphasis on the words while Mordecai and Rigby are arguing. Among them, "butt cheeks".
Now genius Mordecai and Rigby replace their "Hmphs!" with "Tsks!"
"Quarum hi! Fitio morionis!"
"And if you don't stop goofing off, and clean up this grafitti, NOW, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"
Muscle Man calling the bizarre Latin that Mordecai and Rigby were speaking 'Spanish or something'.
225 — First Day226 — Go Viral
Muscle Man finally getting what's coming to him when the bear lands on him, plays the xylophone, and then farts on him.
Everyone in the room joining in with Mordecai and Rigby's "OOOOOOOOOOOH" when Muscle Man is forced to pay up the 20 bucks he owes them for the bet.
Mordecai: Admit it, Benson. [...] How 'bout now, B-benson?
Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, wearing sunglasses and holding drinks while riding with two girls in their golf cart, said this:
(Seeing Mordecai and Rigby on their bikes)
Girl: Muscle Man. What are those things?
Muscle Man: Those are losers, baby. You don't want nothing to do with those.
During the trial, the prosecutor ends his statement with a guitar riff. The judge asks the escribe to repeat the prosecutor's statement and she does so... Including making the exact same guitar riff with her mouth.
309 — House Rules 310 — Rap It Up 311 — Crusin'
When Mordecai and Rigby are trying to get dates, just to get away from them, a woman runs, jumps on a car, launches from said car, and grabs onto a helicopter, Speed Highway style.
312 — Under the Hood
After being forced to admit to painting graffiti in the park, a man with a spray can nozzle for a head goes into a rant about how he's "showing the truth" and Benson deadpans, "I'm calling the cops." Spray can nozzle head tries to escape through a portal made by spray paint from his head, but gets stuck while Benson casually dials the police.
313 — Weekend at Benson's
Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson's epic Mushroom Samba after they drink the "Mississippi Queen", which appropriately has the song of the same name playing.
Benson falling out of the golf cart.
Any time Benson falls over or Mordecai and Rigby accidentally drop him. An unconscious person falling over or getting dropped shouldn't be this funny.
314 — Fortune Cookie
The whole sequence of Benson's bad luck which ends with him getting beaten up by the same guys from the bus stop and then, for no particular reason, a beekeeper just runs up a throws a beehive at him.
315 — Think Positive 316 — Skips vs. Technology
The computer staff getting frustrated with Skip's inability to use a computer.
Those two kids were just TERRIBLE; "Oh my GOD, you don't know exactly as much about computers as we do? How can you even be ALIVE?" ...is something they likely would have said.
317 — Butt Dial
"Burn them! BURN THEM!"
"We're not going to burn them; when have we ever 'burned' anybody?"
Pops: Oh, was that you're phone Mordecai and Rigby were sucked into?
Margaret: Uh, sure...
Pop's face when he hears Mordecai sing about how "hot" Margaret is.
318 — Eggscellent
Rigby convincing Mordecai into going to the restaurant with him by screaming random crazy words.
"Shubaboo! Slebeeboo! Meybeway."
Rigby: Hold on, I'm confused. I'm the customer, right? [...] What does that sign over there say? [...] And what am I? [...] And the sign? [...] SAY IT.
Mordecai: Dude, you're allergic to eggs?!
Rigby: (weakly) I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice.
The fight between the park staff and the restaurant staff which includes Benson slapping the restaurant waiter with a pizza and Skip pouring soup down one of the staff's shirt and then punching his gut which sends the soup flying back up to his face.
"Cool" Kid: Haven't you been watching the commercial, you idiot? It's the Maximum Glove! *Pumps fist in the air* Huh!
Kid: *Eyes catch on fire* MY EYES!!!
Rigby's mixed tape.
Why do friends not pick their friends to enter a video game competition with them when they know that they would wanna be in it?
They never pick their fre-yends! They never pick their fre-yends!
On the night before the tournament, Rigby holding a boombox over his head playing his tape outside the hotel they're staying at in a reference to Say Anything.
Skip purposely breaking his hand and displays his mangled hand in a calm matter to the referee to prove that he could not continuing playing.
When Rigby uses the Maximum Glove for the first time and the results did not go as expected.
Rigby: Dude. This controller blows.
321 — Big Winner 322 — The Best Burger in the World
Just the sheer insanity of the Best Burger In the World. Its a cheeseburger, wrapped inside a cheeseburger like a Beef Wellington, with two deepfried cheeseburgers for buns. And its only sold once every hundred years. And has ketchup from the Himalayas on it
323 — Replaced
Mordecai and Rigby waking up late because Rigby accidentally set the alarm to the wrong time.
Mordecai: Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddle boats two hours ago!
Rigby: But I set an alarm!
Mordecai: Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot!
Rigby: (pouty) Aw, man! Pizza King not happy! (throws crown to the ground)
The fact that Rigby changed his name to "Trash Boat".
The fact you could see it coming from a mile away.
'Rigby: Aw coooool, I wanna change my name to two completely random words, but what words should I pick?" Wait, what was the name of this episode?
The guy in line behind Rigby at the courthouse wants to change his name back to Chad from "Butt Cheeks." Seeing as how he was wearing a Barracuda Deathwise t-shirt, he clearly saw the same show Rigby did and got the same idea.
Anytime "The Urge" starts screaming.
The ending where several rock stars, each with a different Instrument of Murder, travel back in time to kill the rock star that stole their fame in the future, which results in a large battle. The battle ends when a maraca grenade kills them all and destroys the courthouse.
325 — Fists of Justice
"We know you're home, Skips! Pick up the phone, Skips!"
326 — Yes Dude Yes 327 — Busted Cart
Benson getting pulled over and being forced to do a road sobriety test.
Later on, when Mordecai, Rigby, & Benson were dancing to music in the car, they get pulled over again by the same cop but he decides to dance along with them.
328 — Dead at Eight
Muscle Man's water slide accident.
Mordecai looking through Death's refrigerator to look for food for Thomas.
How Thomas finally falls to sleep. A glass chandelier drops on him and knocks him out cold.
Mordecai and Rigby's reaction to it.
Mordecai: Dude. We're so dead.
Rigby: He could be alright.
329 — Access Denied 330 — Muscle Mentor
This little bit.
Muscle Man: Hey everyone, look! It's Rigbaby!
331 — Trucker Hall Of Fame
A rather morbid moment of funny, when we find out how Muscle Man's dad died.
Muscle Man: We're here today, cause my dad put a cactus under a cop in a bear costume, who turned out to be an actual bear.
The fact High-Five Ghost doesn't deal well with these things. ...When he's a GHOST.
Though, since he and his family 'started out as' ghosts, he conceivably could have no personal experience with death.
Muscle Man's breakdown in the field. It just barely straddles the thin line between being a genuine Tear Jerker and being hilarious. Muscle Man punches the framed picture of his dad in frustration. His fist gets stuck, and he starts squealing like a pig. Still screaming, he starts running around, then falls, and rolls around in the grass, with the picture still on his wrist, and he's still screaming.
"Son, if you're reading this, you punched my face and freaked out in the field by the rest stop where I faked that picture."
332 — Out of Commission
The "Family" "Restaurant." The sign quotes everything ("Live Entertainment", "Fine Dining", "Fun", est. "1960"), making it seem like everything is a perception. And then some, because the "Family" "Part" has decayed to not being followed to the point the the "Restaurant" became a truckstop-like bar.
333 — Fancy Restaraunt
Muscle Man and Starla's dad taking their shirts off and screaming, "Whoo!" at Wing Kingdom, and Mordecai and Rigby getting sickened by it.
334 — Diary
Mordecai's and Rigby's failed attempts to fix Margaret's diary ends with the diary burned and wet.
Rigby's suggestion to heat the glue off in the microwave:
Mordecai: Wait! (flashbacks to when they put clocks in microwave, going to an alternate dimension and Rigby's temporary death)
Mordecai: We are not putting anything in the microwave.
When they show Margaret's diary to Skips:
Skips: Why does it look like that?
Rigby: It's a long story.
Rigby's big secret, to save himself, Mordecai and Skips from the Guardian.
Rigby: I think Eileen looks hot without her glasses on!
Which she was revealed to have heard at the end of the episode. She tries to impress Rigby by serving him and their drinks without her glasses... then walks intothe table.
During the ticket winning montage, Rigby made a kid cry after beating him in air hockey and then gloats and Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost playing on a DDR-like game, "Dance Like a Loser 3".
Benson's Accidental Innuendo about the Skeeze Ballz game ("When the balls drop..." [Mordecai and Rigby snicker] "When the game starts...").
The ending montage of the episode. It's a John Hughes-style outtro, complete with Simple Minds' "Don't You Forget About Me" as montage music...following a huge Grand Theft Auto-style shootout between the FBI and the animatronic band from the arcade that ends with them completely obliterated into tiny pieces.
339 — Sugar Rush
Pops on a sugar rush.
Skips shocked to find out that he was wrong on how to solve the sugar rush problem.
After managing to replace the donuts they ate before, Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, and Skips get a sugar low and don't want anymore donuts, leading to Muscle Man eating all of them. As he does so, he makes another My Mom joke, only to get sped up like the others did earlier in the episode and disappears. Benson's reaction to this? He only cares about the donut he wanted not being in the box.
Muscle Man in slow motion, saying, "WOOO!" and swinging around his shirt.
340 — Bad Kiss
When Mordecai tells Rigby he kissed Margaret:
Rigby: Whoa! I owe Muscle Man so much money.
401-402 — Exit 9B
The Creepy Duck Man getting sliced in half again.
When they were hiding behind a slightly ajar door:
Junior: Why's that open?!
Rigby: He knows...!!!
The way the soundtrack abruptly cuts out the second "Summertime Lovin'" shows up, only to immediately resume.
403 — Starter Pack
The Pranking in the Workplace video. The second prank in the video was exaggerated so hard, it's hilarious.
404-405 — Terror Tales From The Park II
In "Payback", Mordecai moonwalking and doing Michael Jackson's "hee hee", which knocks his uncle into the bowling ball return.
Margaret thought her scary story would be funny. Immediately after she's done telling it, Mordecai laughs nervously, and looks over to his co-workers. Their reactions are priceless.
The end, when the park staff die in a car crash, and get out as ghosts.
Benson: Ugh, unbelievable! Rigby, you're fired!
Rigby: You can't fire me, I'm dead! Woo, party!
The guys blowing up at the end of "Wallpaper Man". No, really.
Rigby: Hey, hold on. How far away are we supposed to be before these things go off?
Mordecai: Wait, what?
406 — Pie Contest
How Mordecai & Rigby just laid on the ground groaning in pain after their golf cart mishap, but still had the enthusiasm to high five when they got their way.
The entire exchange about Margaret's contest entry. Especially:
Rigby: Oh, dude! How much you wanna bet this is Margaret's pie?
Mordecai: *socks him one*
Mordecai and Rigby telling everybody how bad their pies are.
Rigby: Starla, your pie was gritty and tasted like a sack of butt cheeks!
Mordecai: Skips! Next time you bake wear a hairnet, bro!
Rigby: Death, this was terrible! Stick to killing people!
Mordecai: Hey, dude with the pie glasses! The only thing more tasteless than your glasses was your pie!
Rigby: Scabitha, your pie was soggy and I found a bandage in it!
Mordecai: Margaret, your pie...ugh, your pie...it was the worst pie I've ever seen! Somehow it was burned and raw, it tasted like barf.
After defeating Promise Pie, Mordecai picks up a shovel and scoops him up to throw him inside a garbage truck but misses and he ends up flying into the side of the truck and dies.
407 — 150-Piece Kit
Mordecai and Rigby meeting Hair To The Throne.
Mordecai: Of course we know you guys. Gunner Von Straus, Lead Guitar. Oggie Ogstrom, Lead Vocals. The bass player.
Muscle Man: Hey, completely random strangers! Come to this chick's party!
414 — Firework Run
The whole bit where the delivery Hector makes the gang do in exchange for fireworks is treated like a drug run. Its actually gunpowder used to make Hectors stuffed chilies
Muscle Man blowing up Hectors warehouse with one of the stuffed chilies.
Hectors reaction to the giant firework being lit.
Hector: Oh no, the prophecy!!
415 — The Longest Weekend
While trying to keep Muscle Man from getting in touch with Starla, Mordecai and Rigby rip the computer off the desk and prepare to trash it. Only to meet the throbbing head vein◊ of Benson. They put it back. Very gently.
416 — Sandwich of Death
Waver:You can't sue me.
417 — Ace Balthazar Lives418 — Do or Diaper
6 words: "Have a nice week, diaper boy!"
419 — Quips420 — Caveman421 — That's My Television
After discovering that RGB2 is a man in a television costume, he sighs deeply, at which points Mordecai respectfully shuts his eyes...until:
RGB2: I'm not dead! I'm just resting.
Mordecai: Oops. Sorry.
422 — A Bunch of Full Grown Geese
The geese ruining Mordecai and Rigby's sandwich by slapping it out from Mordecai's hand, kicking dust into it, throwing it in a trash can then proceed to punch the trash can several times, and then finally rolled that trash can towards Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops.
Rigby lampshading that Benson always threatens to fire them and not follow through with it which leads to Benson to scream angrily at them and chase them out his office.
Mordecai and Rigby's failed attempts to get rid of the geese. The second attempt ends with Rigby being beaten up by the geese while screaming "Why?"
Skips finding Mordecai and Rigby hanging around outside his house a few minutes later after suggesting to contact the baby ducks and irritably asks, �You guys are still here?�
When Mordecai calls the baby ducks, three of the four baby ducks greet him. When Mordecai is about to tell them his problem, the last duck greets Mordecai pretty late which annoys his brothers while he smiles.
After Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are transported to the game show from the phone:
Game Show Host: What are your names, contestants?
Mordecai: Oh my gosh!
Benson: What the..?!
Game Show Host: Welcome first American contestants: "Oh My Gosh", "Uh", and "What The".
Benson: No, no, no! There's been a mistake and we need to leave. Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby.
Game Show Host: Oh! You fooled me once!
Audience: Shame! On! You!
Benson: No! We weren't even trying to fool you!
Game Show Host: But, I thought you were!
[sirens start appearing around Benson]
Benson: This makes no sense!
Game Show Host: You fooled me twice!
Benson turning out to be great at the obstacle course, and Rigby and Mordecai getting their asses handed to them.
Rigby: It looked a lot easier on television.
The host getting tricked into punching himself in the face.
424 — Limousine Lunchtime
The meatball falling out from Mordecai's and Rigby's sandwich in slow motion.
Benson watching a instructional video telling him to be diligence, to keep his eyes peeled, and act as if his employees are right behind him at all times... while Mordecai and Rigby are quietly stealing the limousine keys from him.
After all the trouble Mordecai and Rigby go through to get a new limousine, Mr. Maellard winds up staining the seats with his lunch. His reaction?
Mr. Maellard: Eh, I'm rich. I'll just buy another limo.
The stretch limo getting stuck right out of the gate of the coliseum, because its too long for the arena.
Driver: Argh, every time!!
One of the millionaires in the audience is eating a chalice of diamonds
425 - Picking Up Margaret
After Mordecai is kissed by Margaret, We are the Champions begins to play as Mordecai celebrates. His victory is cut short as he sees Benson's car being towed. And the music keeps playing.
426 — K.I.L.I.T. Radio427 — Carter And Briggs
Briggs getting the audience psyched up.
Briggs: Alright! You guys ready for some donuts?!
*The audience cheers*
Briggs:I can't hear you! I said: ARE YOU READY!?
*The audience cheers louder*
Briggs:THANK YOU MY HEARING IS NOT SO GOOD!
Mordecai and Rigby's Bad Bad Acting during their guest spot on Carter and Briggs.
Thomas: It's just, I don't know him that well and-
Fives guarding Muscle Man's trailer with a goddamn bazooka!
Based on the timing of the flush and him leaving the bathroom immediately afterwards, the health inspector "probably" didn't wash his hands afterwards.
The "dramatic" reveal that the health inspector is really Frank Jones, the guy that came runner-up in the hot dog eating contest...who lost by quite a large margin. All Frank Jones does is remove his glasses, still looking the same without them. The look on Muscle Man's face, complete with the very overdramatic music, really sells it.
Muscle Bro asking for his truck back, not knowing Muscle Man plunged it into the canyon as part of his Batman Gambit.
431 — Meteor Moves432 — Family BBQ
Mordecai in the leopard print speedo.
Margaret's family, which consists entirely of red cardinals except for her dad, who is human.
The Reel To Reel Guardian. Muscle Man is a little squicked when he has to put the reels on what look like its nipples.
434 — Country Club
The rich snob's bizarre fixation on stealing the property of poor people and turning them into toilets, they have a room full of them.
The Bald Snob not being able to feel pain in a fight due to all the facelifts he's had. He then proceeds to curbstomp Rigby and Mordecai thanks to the tiger tendons he had implanted in his hands.
435 — Blind Trust436 — World's Best Boss
A box of— A box of— A box of—
437 — Last Meal
Rigby's impression of Death and calling Death's skin grated Parmesan cheese.
438 — Sleep Fighter
Benson insisting Muscle Man's sleep fighting isn't a park problem... Until he shows up in his apartment.
The fact that MM even went to Benson's apartment since it isn't even in the park. Lampshaded by Thomas:
Thomas: How did you even find out where I live?
439 — Party Re-Pete
When the gang needs to see Benson, Rigby calls "Party Starters" to get Benson to come:
Rigby: Hello, "Party Starters"? Yeah, it's an emergency. I'm a helpless loser with no friend and I can't get the party started. My name? Mordecai. (Mordecai punches Rigby in his face) Rigby: Ow! Huh, no I'm fine I uh... fell down the stairs.
After Rigby finish calling them, he ask if everyone of them has $50 on them to pay for Benson .
The police quick response to the explosion at "Party Starters" with Rigby lampshading it.
Police: We came when we saw the explosion. Rigby: You guys got here fast. Police: Of course we did we're the police.
440 — Steak Me Amadeus
Near the end, the animatronics start mocking Margaret for choosing to go to college, when rockets come out of nowhere and blow up all 3 of them. Turns out it was Amadeus, the chef, who apparently found a rocket launcher lying around, that fired them. Then he gives us a Pre-Mortem One-Liner along these lines:
Amadeus: Nobody talks that way about college education in my restaurant!
Muscle Man spinning around on the ground while firing his gun.
When the whole gang gets arrested and are told that they will be going to jail:
Silver Dude being sentenced to street jail by turning into a mime and then being flung away by the God of Street Performing.
The God of Street Performing teabagging the ground. When Benson comes in and sees him doing it, he immediately tells Mordecai and Rigby to clean the floor, mainly the spot the God of Street Performing is teabagging on.
Rigby and Mordecai wandering the wilderness for days after becoming standed, and are forced to use the tortillas they were supposed to bring Benson to make clothes out of. Then they come across the gang again, and its revealed they've only been gone about an hour, and were really just freaking out just beyond the campsite.
508-509 — Terror Tales of the Park III
Benson: Rigby, You get all the promotions! (Cue high five and freeze frame.)
Muscle Man: Wait, did he say Rigby gets all the promotio *is cut off by credits*
Muscle Man's response to Thomas's failed scary story:
Muscle Man: Seriously, that made my ears sad, bro.
Thomas's story was so bad that Rigby used it in an insult when describing Muscle Man's costume.
Rigby: That's the Thomas's story of costume.
510 — Tants511 — Bank Shot
Cash Bankis and his friends eating gold-plated chicken.
Cash Bankis' friend: This gold really holds in the moisture.
Any moment Rigby fails to shoot a proper bank shot:
When Rigby is practicing for his rematch, he frustratingly throws a basketball that bounces off several objects and then breaks the window in Benson's office.
Benson: Oh, come on! Are you kidding me?!
When Rigby demonstrates his skills in front of Don, the basketball hits Rigby in the face and breaks through a cardboard box that was covering Benson's broken window.
Benson: Ugh! Not again!
During the training montage, Rigby throws a bank shot that breaks a lamp post, hits a squirrel, and lands in a bird fountain. Rigby frustratingly kicks the ball away that ends up hitting Muscle Man in the head that knocks him unconscious while he was mowing the lawn.
The Call Back to previous episodes, such as Don helping Rigby train, the Eggscellent Challenge hat and the God of Basketball returning.
The reveal that Rigby's original gut shot that he thought he lost was actually still in play, just undergoing a ridiculously complex bouncing pattern.
512 — Power Tower
Mordecai and Rigby's horrified reaction to Don DeNoccio performing "The Shredder" pose incorrectly, which results in your muscles getting literally shredded, leading to an agonizing death.
When he does the pose, Don explodes, and the video immediately ends, leading to Mordecai and Rigby looking very horrified. Muscle Man simply stares and says, "Easy!"
The flashback to how Muscle Man got his nickname, he was apparently a natural bodybuilder in his teens, having spontaneously sprouted an incredibly muscular body while saving Muscle Dad from getting his throat crushed in the bench press.
The audience's horrified reaction when Muscle Man first walks on stage, due to his less than stellar physique.
513-514 — Thanksgiving Special
The spectacular moment where Mordecai and Rigby single-handedly ruin the Park's Thanksgiving dinner.. With nothing but a football.
A foam football, at that.
Special mention goes to the turkey becoming a projectile and blasting out the front door, where it flies upward and explodes.
Muscle Man schooling the football players at doing touchdown dances.
Thomas triumphantly removing his pizza costume during Thanksgiving dinner, and being an absolute mess underneath to his mother's bewilderment. Keep in mind he had to wear it for four weeks straight.
"Chewing on Freedom". ALL OF IT. Especially the cameo from past in-universe celebrities.. and a lizard man.
Anything involving Rich Buckner, mostly due to J.G. Quintel doing his best Donald Trump impersonation in a flat monotone.
Rich Buckner: I wish for Thanksgiving to be mine... (beat) and for another million dollars in an untraceable Swiss bank account! (breaks the wishbone only to find out it's just the spoons Rigby was using) (in a flat monotone) Noooo! (sees that his blimp's about to crash) (in the same monotone) Nooo!
When Rigby finds out that the gang's parents aren't coming:
Rigby: Let's just go home.
Rich Buckner: Yes!
Let's not forget Mordecai and Rigby's squicked reaction to Buckner digging around in the turducken for the golden wishbone.
One of the patrons at the concert crying tears of joy in reaction to Rigby's "spoon-boning". Later on he mentions that he's thankful his whole family looks like him.
515 — Heart Of A Stuntman
The one time that Muscle Man doesn't have connections to someone:
Muscle Man: Well, I might know a guy who...(beat) actually, no. I don't know any stuntmen. Ugh! You're losin' it, Mitch!
Johnny Crasher (voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait), a stuntman who is an absolute mess. Having survived 40 comas, he's now blind in one eye, hideously overweight, has severe headaches, and his stuntman training program is nothing short of a Training from Hell.
Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost almost killing themselves trying to complete Crasher's obstacle course to get their stuntman licenses.
The ridiculously underwhelming stunt performance MM and Rigby put on in the ending, since both of them are in full body cast from the injuries they sustained during the stuntman course.
When MM and Rigby have finally made it across the finish line for the stunt course, two of Crashers assistants runs up and smashes a pair of chairs over their heads just to top things off.
516 — New Year's Kiss
Future Rigby trying to warn Rigby about the future by appearing above a toilet as a hologram.
Rigby: Were you in the stall the whole time? Future Rigby: Gross! No.
When Future Rigby meets Rigby again:
Rigby: Dude! Why are you always showing up in the bathroom? Future Rigby: I just get better reception.
Muscle Man decides to streak during the New Years party while wearing a diaper and at the end of the episode he's being chased by two police officers.
517 — Dodge This
Benson suffering a major concussion from dodgeball.
Benson (whispering to Mordecai): I like you better than all of these guys.
Benson is really funny in this episode. When Mordecai lets CJ win, he lets out a Big "NO!" and bawls "This was the Ballerz' year! THE BALLERZ' YEEEAAAR!"
"I need a wing real bad..."
"Rignado!" (Hits referee in the face)
The Brick Joke later when Rigby's "Rignado" actually manages to net the team a win against the magical elements.
518 — Portable Toilet
Rigby's misspelling his own name on his lunch bag by forgetting to include a "B" making it "RIGY" so he uses a caret symbol to include the "B".
"What a coincidence. My sandwich is chicken, too."
Rigby's claustrophobia kicks in and what little logic he's capable of goes out the window
When Mordecai discovers that Rigby got meatball gravy on the doorknob of the portable toilet:
Mordecai: How did meatball gravy get on the doorknob, Rigby? Rigby: I was eating meatballs! Mordecai: You're not supposed to eat meatballs with your hands, dude. Rigby: Hands are nature's forks!
Rigby's scream of terror. On Rigby's third scream, which was on the phone with C.J., she had to pull the phone away from her ear when Rigby screamed again.
Eileen and C.J. encountering Muscle Man in a robe, eating chocolates and listening to music in the portable toilet with lit candles.
Muscle Man: Eileen! (sees C.J.) Uh... second girl. This is not awkward. Eileen: Okay... Muscle Man: I said it's not awkward!
And after learning that Mordecai and Rigby were inside the portable toilet that he had sent away to a military base to be destroyed:
Muscle Man: Oh. Uh... okay. Yep. Well... this is awkward.
Anything to do with the General:
The General denying one soldier to speak freely while allowing the other soldier to speak.
Soldier #1: Permission to speak freely, sir? The General: No. Soldier #2: Permission to speak freely, sir? The General: Granted.
After being told the President wanted limited testing on the laser satellite because each shot cost $3 billion:
The General: The President's not my father! I'll blow up as many toilets as I like!
The General sighing like an annoyed teenager when he gets a call from the President at the end of the episode.
The fact that the later part of the episode revolves around the military blowing up portable toilets.
Soldier #2: Sir, why do we test the satellite laser on portable toilets, sir? The General: Why do we test on portable toilets?! We need to be able to stop the enemies at a moment's notice. Enemies and portable toilets have two things in common: they're both soulless and they're about the same size. Soldier #2: Can never be too safe, sir. The General: You better believe it. Now, I do not feel like being intimidated today, so let's put some taxpaper money to good use. Begin laser sequence!
"Thank yoooou Mordecai!"
The random guy Eileen frees from one of the toilets.
519 — The Postcard520 — Rigby in the Sky with Burrito
Rigby's To Do list from the yearbook, which included "mooning on every continent" and "make a slam dunk at the Olympics".
Rigby trying to eat a practice burrito while at the sky diving training facility, and accidently dropping it into the fan, splattering both him and the trainer with sauce.
The reveal that they got sent the wrong invitations, the reunion was for Pop's graduating class, not Mordecai and Rigby's.
Rigby: Man, I didnt need to worry about not having accomplished anything, look how ugly everyone got!
521 — Journey to the Bottom of the Crash Pit
Rigby's scream of terror when he bails out of the car. It's even funny in-universe.
522 — Saving Time
"Heh-heh. Heh-heh heh-heh. This is the clock song, we're setting all the clocks wrong!"
523 — Guitar Of Rock
"Bruce Rock is gonna live forever!" Cue Bruce taking a fatal tumble off the stage.
Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson completely failing at respectively playing a guitar, keyboard, and bass, with Rigby also singing incredibly off-key.
After literally going to Hell and back in pursuit of a replacement Bruce Rock signed guitar, Mr. Maellard just goes Roger Daltery on it by smashing it on the ground.
524-525 — Skips' Story
Headmaster Bennett's speechless reaction when Walks and Mona not only ignore him, but kiss in front of him.
Just the whole story being portrayed as a typical 80's high school romance movie, even though the setting is clearly Victorian, complete with cliques, such as the Nerds, which mainly consists of the Guardians Of Immortality.
526 — Return of Mordecai and the Rigbys
Eileen's reaction◊ to watching Rigby rub a glass of ice water on his sweaty body to cool off.
Mordecai's bad luck with Margaret resulted in his friends creating the slang "Pulling a Moredecai", which is "the act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands." It's so bad that even Skips mocks him for it.
Moredcai asking Skips, Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost, and Thomas on how to fix his problem.
Skips: Tell her the truth. Mordecai: Uh hmm, uh hmm... Thomas? Thomas: Well, my second girlfriend likes dancing, but my fourth girlfriend was more into the DJ scene. So... uh... try... try that. Mordecai: Okay, not really sure why you're on this panel. Muscle Man? Muscle Man: One word, bro: cellphone thief. (snatches Mordecai's cellphone) Mordecai: Hey! Muscle Man: (calling CJ on Mordecai's phone) CJ: Hey, Mordecool. Muscle Man: This isn't Mordecai. This is a common criminal. I've been stealing phones and texting people, "I like you hi", all day. CJ: I know it's you, Muscle Man. What are you doing with Mordecai's phone? Muscle Man: Uh... (imitates a police siren)The cops are coming, gotta go!(hangs up and gives Mordecai's phone back) Sorry, bro, that always works on Starla. Mordecai: Okay, anymore advice? High-Five Ghost: Well, you have to wait four years but... Mordecai: Okay, anything I can actually do? (Skips, Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost, and Thomas tells him they have nothing for him and they leave)
Rigby lampshading how bad Mordecai's plan on how to fix things between him and CJ.
Rigby: Hoo, that's bad! That's like one of my plans.
Practically everything Yuji does and say throughout the episode.
His reaction to Mordecai and Rigby warping into Mordecai's phone.
Thomas making a giant minotaur chase Mordecai thinking that he flirted with his wife. His wife is a giant praying mantis.
When the minotaur tries to jump the gorge and fails to make it across, he has this to say as he plummets which sums up some of the innocent antagonists in the show:
Minotaur: I'm the victim here! You're the one who hit on my wife! I was just playing with my kids!
Mordecai's solution to keeping Thomas from ratting them out to Death? Knocking him unconscious with a bowling ball
Death's non-reaction to the destroyed garage door, tipped over motorcycle and Thomas sleeping face down on the floor.
When Death comes back and picks up Thomas and tells Mordecai and CJ to leave:
CJ: Wait. You don't get paid? Mordecai: Nah. He just lets us live.
530 — Catching The Wave
Pops: A brow of grass, and hair of moss, puddles are my dipping sauce, a petal, a wing, an arm or two, presenting a hug from me to you. (moans in comfort) (gets pricked by thorn) Ooh! (Gets stung by bee) Ow! (Gets smacked in head by branch) Ohoo! (Trips over rock and falls knees first into creek) Ooh! (Starts getting bitten by turtles) Oh, why nature, WHYYY?!
The Douche Surfer calling upon the ancient battle hymn of their people - Wipeout
531 — Gold Watch
When Benson is rocketed three months into the future, what does he see written on his headstone? Yup, "You're Fired!"
Benson's escape plan for getting out of the Corrupt Cop's prison? Grab and hide behind Pop's large head.
How Pops found Benson: he recognized the sound of a distinct bird in the background, so he tried searching for it on the computer. Pops got Thomas to help after he accidentally got a picture of an muscular man instead.
532 — Paint Job
Benson yelling at Mordecai and Rigby at beginning where Mordecai and Rigby just stood there and didn't even react or say anything.
When Rigby asks Eileen to get him the coffee shop's most relaxing drink, Eileen gives him this:
Rigby: Eileen, this is just hot water. Eileen: It's good for your digestion.
533 — Take The Cake
Benson accidentally teleporting the replacement cake into the sky, and scaring Maellard into a coma when it falls.