- "My spoon is too big."
- Silly Hats ONLY
- The Non Sequiturs from Those Two Guys, at least until things get freaky.
- "You're watching The Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples."
- "My anus is bleeding!" Admit it, you laughed.
- "I am the queen of France!" as scary as it was, the way he said it and the little dance he did to go with it made it pretty darn hilarious.
- The segment drawn with Don Hertzfeldt's left hand.