is a Love Hina Fan Fic
written by Greydon Creed
. The fic can be read here
Unlike canon, Keitaro is far from an Extreme Doormat
and comes to manage the Hinata House with quite a bit more assertiveness. The story is ongoing, with fairly frequent updates.
This fic contains examples of the following tropes (Beware of spoilers):
- Accidental Pervert: Contrary to expectations, Keitaro has had only two major incidents so far: once when he first arrives at the Hinata, and once when he investigates the hole in Naru's bedroom floor only to accidentally see her in her underwear.
- Adaptational Badass: As we all know, in canon, Keitaro was little more than a spineless Extreme Doormat who essentially let the Hinata's tenants step all over him. Here, he's far more assertive and actually has a backbone, being far more willing to stand up to the tenants.
- Affectionate Nickname: Sarah refers to Keitaro as "the dork."
- Aggressive Categorism: To the very end, Motoko refuses to see Keitaro as anything but a dishonorable future pervert, despite all evidence to the contrary, simply because he's a man.
- Badass Family: The Urashimas. The family style itself is based around Tai-Chi before branching out into incorporated styles. They only have 3 kinds of belts for their family training: white, black and red. All beginners wear white, black for those who finished their training (enough to teach others) and those who have killed while protecting from harm receive the red belt. Granny Hina, Great-Uncle Hiro and Keitaro are all red belts.
- Been There, Shaped History: Gidget the turtle has survived the eruption of Krakatoa (and in fact was saved by the eruption: she had been captured by whalers and was about to be eaten when the eruption sank their ship and freed her), and during World War II saved the life of a sailor implied to be John F. Kennedy.
- The Berserker: Naru is recognized as one and is forced to take Tai Chi as anger management if she wants to stay at the dorm.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Tsuruko warns Motoko of this about the Urashima clan, especially when she sees that Keitaro has a red belt. Motoko doesn't listen.
- Bi the Way: Natsumi and Miyuki are involved with Keitaro and each other. Motoko has some attraction to Keitaro but most of her Character Development begins showing after she starts a relationship with a woman.
- Big Brother Instinct: You harm Kanako and Sarah when Keitaro's around, you die. Not Hyperbole. While he had very good reason for it, Keitaro now has a rather long list of people he's harmed/killed in their defense.
- Big Brother Worship: Kanako naturally. Sarah as well, though not nearly as much.
- Combat Pragmatist: Keitaro manages to get the better of Motoko during their duel in chapter 21 by mixing up swordplay with hand-to-hand combat, exploiting the fact that Motoko has only been seriously trained in swordsmanship.
- Conservation of Ninjutsu: Averted. When Keitaro asks why he's being trained to shoot up to three targets, Natsumi and Miyuki explain that if he's faced with four or more gunmen, they'll most likely kill him before he can shoot all of them.
- Crippling Overspecialization: Motoko's skill on swordsmanship and only swordsmanship comes back to bite her when she duels Keitaro.
- Crossover: A minor one with You're Under Arrest!, with Keitaro having both trained and been romantically involved with Natsumi and Miyuki. An even more minor one with Street Fighter is mentioned in chapter 22.
- Evil Weapon: The Juuchi Yasamu (Ten Thousand Cold Nights Sword) aka Hina Demon Blade requires blood every time it's drawn before it can be sheathed. Keitaro also warns Kanako to never cut herself on the blade or she'll risk Demonic Possession.
- Expecting Someone Taller: When he meets Natsumi and Miyuki in chapter 24, Keitaro, having been told to look out for them because they would be training him for Seta's expedition, briefly does not believe that they are who he was looking for.
- Fatal Flaw: Motoko's self-righteousness, refusal to admit she's wrong and the fact that she's capable of almost anything when upset cause more than one tragedy of impulsiveness.
- Hidden Depths: In chapter 34, Su surprises everyone when she reveals full knowledge of sex, her mother and older sister having told her about the birds and the bees when she hit puberty at ten. Not only that, but she apparently reads hentai manga (though she doesn't read anything involving tentacles because they're "too icky").
- Keitaro, as admitted by the synopsis, is FULL of surprises.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: Motoko's All Men Are Perverts mentality is, in part, the reason she ends up evicted from the Hinata House.
- Humiliation Conga: In chapters 15-22, Motoko is subjected to a particularly brutal one. First, she assaults Keitaro over a misunderstanding (see One Side of the Story below) only to be K.O.'d by Kanako. Later, at a meeting to discuss her possible eviction, she adamantly refuses to accept responsibility and instead challenges Keitaro to a duel, only to lose her temper after he breaks her weapon and continue to attack even after being disqualified, after which she gets K.O.'d by Keitaro. Afterwards, she is not only evicted from the Hinata House, but her family is so disgusted by her actions that they elect to ban her from using their techniques and banish her from their family completely until they feel she has learned her lesson.
- Innocent Bigot: Thanks to her aunt, Motoko sincerely believes that sex could never be pleasurable for women and it simply exists to sate men's desires and produce children. Kotoko makes sure she is VERY disabused of that notion.
- Killer Rabbit: Motoko begins to see both Keitaro and Kanako as this.
- Mama Bear: Though not really Keitaro's mother, Haruka nonetheless fits the bill in chapter 6; when Naru is trying to assault Keitaro for accidentally seeing her in her underwear, Haruka physically restrains her, threatens her with a pocketknife, and explicitly threatens to use said knife on Naru if she doesn't back off. Afterwards, she admits to Keitaro that she didn't want to do so, but would have done it to protect him.
- My God, What Have I Done?: Motoko has this initial reaction in chapter 15 when she discovers that she attacked Keitaro over a misunderstanding.
- Ignored Epiphany: Unfortunately, it devolves into this when, during a meeting to discuss whether or not Motoko will be evicted, Motoko states she does not regret her actions and instead declares that Keitaro is to blame.
- Knife Nut: Haruka carries around a switchblade that she's quite skilled with. Keitaro is implied to be one when he mentions that he can't twirl switchblades without looking like a thug.
- Never My Fault:
- In the opening chapter, Naru calls Keitaro out for knocking out Motoko. However, as Keitaro points out, Motoko was attacking him with the intent to kill and he was only defending himself.
- After attacking Keitaro over a misunderstanding (see One Side of the Story below), Motoko adamantly refuses to take responsibility for her own actions and instead blames Keitaro, the victim in the whole situation, for everything, electing to challenge him to an honor duel which ends badly for her.
- No Sell: Keitaro does this to Motoko's Evil Cutting Blade attack during their duel, pointing out that it only works on those with actual malicious intent.
- Noodle Incident: The incident in Roanapur is not explained in detail until chapter 32.
- Nosebleed: Kitsune gets one when Su reveals she read hentai in chapter 34.
- Not Distracted by the Sexy: Kitsune is dismayed to find out that Keitaro is completely immune to her sexiness and will not suffer her foolishness at all. She quickly shapes up.
- Older and Wiser: The author has aged up the younger members of the cast; Motoko is now seventeen, Su and Shinobu are fourteen, and Sarah is also fourteen.
- One Side of the Story: Motoko overhears Kitsune talking to Haruka over the phone about an incident involving Keitaro, Naru, and the police. Given her All Men Are Perverts mentality, Motoko automatically jumps to conclusions and assumes that Keitaro had assaulted Naru, being so certain of this that she doesn't even bother confirming it with Kitsune. With that, Motoko attacks Keitaro as soon as they return home from the police station, only discovering after the damage is done that Keitaro actually saved Naru from being kidnapped and possibly gang-raped. As a result, Motoko kicks off a series of events that result in her not only being evicted from the Hinata House, but all but disowned by her family completely.
- Police Brutality: As detailed in chapter 23, Keitaro saved Kanako from being kidnapped and nearly sold into sex slavery, killing one of her captors in the process. Because of this, and also because Kanako had been drugged and was in no shape to verify what had happened, Keitaro was arrested as a criminal suspect, with the two arresting officers variously accusing him of either being a rival gang member or simply a crazed martial artist, before the lead investigator brutally beat him when he got tired of Keitaro's denials. When Hina got wind of it, she quickly went down to the station and put a stop to it; the more violent of the two who beat him was promptly dismissed, while the other was permanently demoted to traffic cop.
- Sex God: A minor version but Keitaro does a good enough job his first time that Miyuki and Natsumi's neighbors chip in to buy them a gift certificate to a love hotel so the three don't keep them up again.
- At the end of chapter 25, Keitaro defeats Motoko using the Hadoken.
- In chapter 34, Su refers to sex as "snu-snu."
- Smoking Is Not Cool: Keitaro disapproves of Haruka's smoking, but doesn't really make a big deal out of it.
- Thicker Than Water: The Urashima family is very big on protecting it's own. Besides Haruka threatening Naru with a switchbalde, Keitaro killed a thug to protect Kanako. Likewise, one of their family style's "ranks" (though noted to not be a reward or an honor) is allotted only to Urashima who have killed to protect a family member.
- Token Yuri Girls: Motoko and Kotoko as of chapter 36.
- Trouser Space: Motoko attempts this but fails given that she was trying to hide a sword down her pant leg.
- Unskilled, but Strong: Naru is strong enough to punch through solid wood without hurting herself but only knows how to punch.
- When All You Have Is a Hammer: In chapter 9, Keitaro remarks to himself that this is part of Naru's problem: having been only taught how to punch and hit correctly when threatened, Naru has grown to respond to all threats, no matter how small, with violence.
- You Need to Get Laid: Su of all people says this about Naru and Motoko. In Motoko's case, it really does help.