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dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#1001: Nov 22nd 2018 at 2:40:41 AM

Kill Dorbickmon, wahooey with Demios, and marry Shendu.

Nagini, Lord Cutler Beckett and Princess Kitana.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1002: Nov 22nd 2018 at 8:48:05 PM

Woops accidental double post

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 22nd 2018 at 10:48:35 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1003: Nov 22nd 2018 at 8:48:16 PM

Kill Beckett, Marry Nagini (if she's in human form), Sex Kitana.

Dan Backslide, Lord Boxman, Supreme Leader Snoke.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1005: Nov 22nd 2018 at 8:58:11 PM

Marry Bowser, Sex K. Rool, Kill Ridley.

Shego, Dr. Blight, Cousin Mel.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#1006: Nov 22nd 2018 at 9:07:10 PM

Kill Dr. Blight (she's evil, she deserves to die), sex Cousin Mel (she's too petty to kill and to marry), and marry Shego (it can't be any worse than living with Drakken).

Peach, Daisy, Rosalina.

It's been 3000 years…
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1007: Nov 22nd 2018 at 9:12:22 PM

Kill Daisy (SAY IM DAISY ONE MORE TIME BITCH!), Marry Peach, Sex Rosalina.

Carol Kincaid, Delia Ketchum, Beth Sanchez

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#1008: Nov 22nd 2018 at 10:33:49 PM

Sex Carol (she’s stronk), Marry Delia (she cute), Kill Beth (alcoholic, questionable mom, her dad’s horrible, etc.)

Timon, Nala, Scar

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 22nd 2018 at 12:34:47 PM

Huzzah
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#1009: Nov 22nd 2018 at 10:37:14 PM

Okay.... who am I supposed to kill, sex and marry...?

Kill Scar, yahooeys with Nala (she's married to Simba, not me) and marry Timon (the funniest of them)

Starlight Glimmer, Domon Kasshu and Dolores Umbridge.

[down] Domon: "MY BODY IS BURNING RED! IT'S SCREAMING FOR ME TO BANG YOU UP!"

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Nov 23rd 2018 at 2:00:09 AM

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1010: Nov 22nd 2018 at 10:53:51 PM

Kill Unbridged, Bang Dominic and Marry Starlight.

Miss Pauling, Nathalie Sancoeur, Gazelle

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#1011: Nov 24th 2018 at 12:21:07 AM

Kill Gazelle, marry Natalie and sex Miss Pauling.

An iron maiden, a beartrap, and a mousetrap.

The League of Heroes
HyperReal Facing the consequences. from the alternate universe where everyone went crazy Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
Facing the consequences.
#1012: Nov 24th 2018 at 1:49:14 AM

Kill iron maiden, Marry beartrap, Sex mousetrap.

Giygue, Pikachu, And King of Spades

Edited by HyperReal on Nov 24th 2018 at 1:50:36 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#1013: Nov 24th 2018 at 3:13:23 AM

Kill King of Spades (he's a piece of shit so that's an easy decision), sex Pikachu (...Please don't be a normal Pikachu. Please turn out to be Detective Pikachu), and marry Giegue (He really doesn't seem that bad in his current state.)

Karen, GLaDOS, and HAL.

Edited by Weirdguy149 on Nov 24th 2018 at 6:14:09 AM

It's been 3000 years…
dave_the_assassin Light and Hope from France, New World Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#1014: Nov 24th 2018 at 3:31:04 AM

Marry Karen, robosex with GLaDOS, and kill HAL.

Shao Kahn, Tom Marvolo Riddle/Lord Voldemort and Mike Shinoda.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#1015: Nov 24th 2018 at 4:02:16 AM

Kill Tom Riddle, sex Shao Khan, marry Mike Shinoda.

Zodd, Alucard, SCP-076-2

Edited by Ghostninja109 on Nov 24th 2018 at 3:02:29 AM

VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1016: Nov 29th 2018 at 7:41:53 AM

Kill Zodd, Sex SCP, Marry Alucard.

King Dedede, King of Spades and King Alfor.

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
DrNoPuma Dr. Thomas Light from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1017: Nov 29th 2018 at 2:12:02 PM

Kill the King of Spades for sure. ...I guess sex Altor and marry Dedede? I guess?

Lewis Carroll's Walrus, Marvel's Walrus, and John Lennon.

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#1018: Nov 29th 2018 at 2:24:48 PM

Marry Lennon, cuz he's a Beatle, Bed the Walrus villain, cuz at least he's human, and Kill the Wonderland Walrus, because he's a baby-oyster murderer.

Stan Lee, Stanley Hudson, and Stan

Edited by TacoBadger on Nov 29th 2018 at 4:25:41 AM

Huzzah
EeveeGirlChey Not stupid or expendable. from the Liberator Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Not stupid or expendable.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#1021: Nov 29th 2018 at 6:22:35 PM

Kill Dirty Bubble (he's by far the easiest to take out), Sex Man Ray (he's the only one that's even slightly attractive), Marry Barnacle Man (he's just a guy who went through a lot of bullying, that's all).

Mr. Popo, Jynx, and Uncle Ruckus.

It's been 3000 years…
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1022: Nov 29th 2018 at 8:18:31 PM

Kill Ruckus, Marry Popo, and Sex Jynx, at least the latter can wipe out my memories afterwards.

Toxica, Lord Dominator, and Albedo

Edited by VengefulBale on Nov 29th 2018 at 10:19:12 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
shackwave Legosi from Nebula M78 Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
Legosi
#1023: Nov 30th 2018 at 4:26:12 AM

Kill lord dominator (sadly), Marry toxica, Sex albedo.

Butterscotch, Jerry, Peter.

Edited by shackwave on Nov 30th 2018 at 12:52:54 PM

My Anime crush is Legosi
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#1024: Nov 30th 2018 at 5:35:46 AM

In the trio of bad dads...

Kill Peter, Sex Butterscotch, Marry Jerry

Mr. Meeseeks, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Krabs

Huzzah
VengefulBale Dagded Dujardin from The Universe (it's his room) Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: It's complicated
Dagded Dujardin
#1025: Nov 30th 2018 at 6:06:30 AM

Kill Mr. Burns, Sex Mr. Meeseeks, Marry Krabs.

Samus Aran, Lady Palutena, Rosalina

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

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