ITT: We badly describe TV shows/movies/games in one sentence...

Cute blue haired goddess but has an idiotic brain

Go through holes and shoot the moon.

Two space buddies who might be a couple.

Edited by AutisticAlivia on Jul 4th 2019 at 4:49:00 AM

Man with chronic depression shanks a bunch of Kaijus weekly, feat Blonde Iron Man and literally just some spandex-wearing sickos who don't do anything important.

Cloud and Deku's unholy bastard child attempts to defeat the elitist system with the help of Sasuke The Last Airbender and the mentally unstable Princess Aquaman.

Tacky-Hat Jack Sparrow desires to become the best pirate you've ever seen (among other things) and consumes the STRETCCH apple.

Pink boy attacks penguin.

Pink boy attacks darkness.

Pink boy, penguin, artist, pink Paula with wings, and hat Goomba attack darkness.

Pink boy calls his friends to kill god.

Pink boy calls his friends to kill god. Again.

A game where Light elements rule

Kill 50 unicorns so you can make their hide into assless chaps

Obituary writer goes through some dramatic symbolism.

Just a kid, a strong man and a silver puppet woman fighting some evil dolls

A man exposes the truth behind the left's ideas.

A wimpy guy travelling with hot evil witch

Edited by ElfenLiedFan90 on Jul 17th 2019 at 8:38:28 PM

10-year-old boy pulls out a sword, then takes a REALLY long nap.

A witch can't control her hormones on a reincarnating hero. Time hijinks ensue.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jul 17th 2019 at 10:59:31 PM

A boy's journey through his incredibly unlucky luck stat.

A boy/girl's quest to search for their father who died in a volcano while on his quest.

Minecraft: Story Mode but if it were not some dumb Telltale Games game and had Akira Toriyama as the character designer.

Edited by Revaryk on Jul 17th 2019 at 11:17:36 AM

School of government assassins gets into escalating situations.

All of these are Summer 2019 anime.

• A newly-awakened and severely impoverished demon girl fails again and again at doing much of anything.

• It's like Endurance + The Mole + FTL: Faster Than Light minus the human-supremacist rebel fleet of the latter.

• As the title implies, two teenagers roll natural d20's over and over again that allow for no counter saves.

• Firefighters fight fire with fire.

• Forgot one: Magical Girls play with each other on a monthly basis using puppets made from their own hearts. Sounds cute doesn't it?

Edited by aNinjaWithAIDS on Jul 19th 2019 at 11:56:52 AM

Two Gauls, a young girl and an old man go on a journey to find a successor for the latter.

A pet rat falls down a toilet and has to help another rat stop a toad from flooding the sewers.

A kid dies and joins Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Sandman stop the Bogeyman ruin every child's belief in them.

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 19th 2019 at 6:07:36 PM

Cute spoiled hamster that was born by a hot MILF who lives with a businessman

Don't touch red stuff.

s t o n k s 📈

Two guys running together in a whole new world after waking from their slumber

Sentient blue c*m who befriends a pigtailed cute demon lord the animation

Edgy black-wearing yet hapless gamer gets unwitting harem. And saves a few people.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Jul 28th 2019 at 9:37:14 PM

Haiyai Forces Haiyai Forces

The Man With No Name, except now he's a scaly.

Like Mario 64, but with bears. And Bowser is now a rhyming witch.

You know, for kids!

You know, for kids!

You know, for kids! (Sadly, only in Japan.)

Edited by Oggy123 on Sep 4th 2019 at 1:29:21 AM

A Light Novel written by Sergio Ramos and has the best girl in there