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Pippa and Tenma react to commercials:
- On the topic of the Wunder Boner commercial, Tenma's mind drifted to some dirty thoughts about the product in question.
  Tenma: "Tenma, you can't fuck the fish-" This is not for fucking the fish! This looks like the type you put it on the... In-on the guys... [desk slam] NO, I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT, I'M GONNA GET BANNED!
- A Jack in the Box video that features the titular character getting rough with a "customer" garnered an incredulous reaction from Tenma, prompting her to ask Pippa if it's a Parody Commercial, who merely replied that it's real.
- Tenma picks one in particular for Pippa, since "(she) likes cringe." That commercial in particular being the So Bad, It's Good J G Wentworth commercial, prompting a Big "NO!" and screams of outrage from the bunny while Tenma just vibes to the song.
  Pippa: I do- Oh god... NOOO! NOT THE FUCKING CASH NOW! NOOOO! NOT THESE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! FUCK! THERE'S SO MANY OF THESE!
- For the Yule Log commercial, Tenma points out the Fridge Logic of using a freshly packaged chocolate cream roll for your cooking.
  Tenma: Wait, that's not fucking cooking if you already buy it fucking cooked! What the fuck?! Wait hold on- you just missed a- a few hundred steps before this!
  - As well as how her previous "two shots of vodka" were just a little more than two shots.
- The famous Big Bill Hell's caught Tenma off guard with its famous "FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!" opening...
  Tenma: I belie—
  Announcer: FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
  Tenma: Wha—(pauses video, starts cracking up as she slips out of frame)
  Pippa: FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
  (Tenma can be heard tromping around the room and coughing as she regains her bearings)
  Pippa: Mii-chan's fucking dead!
Pippa and Lumi are in a Minecraft collaboration while discussing wether they should date each other. The former then asks if the latter would be willing to put on a Pekora cosplay. When Lumi doesn't get the joke, Pippa sends her the notoriously NSFW "Let's just pretend I'm still Pekora" copypasta while claiming "it's not that bad actually" and "it's just bros being bros". Cue the rest of the people in the server panicking in the chat while Lumi reads it out loud.
Pippa: That was beautiful.
Lumi: Thank you.
Second Generation's Airi, Makina, Remilia and Shiina play Left 4 Dead 2 together... which also happens to be modded, with almost all the character models being replaced with Touhou Project characters, including all the common infected being Sanae Kochiya, Chibi Korone as Chargers, and Neco-Arc as Jockeys.
- Remi's approach to saving Erina includes unloading an unnecessary amount of bullets into a Jockey, despite it being killed after the first several.
- An encounter with a Tank prompts Remi to back away behind a fence as her teammates deal with it, yet in doing so, leaves herself at the mercy of a Smoker without aid, with Remi shrieking loudly as she gets pulled by its tongue and subsequently incapacitated.

Pipkin Pippa

Pippa discovering the Phase-Connect TV Tropes characters page on this wiki — and by particular extension, her character folder. Clip here:
- She particularly lost her shit, to the point of peaking the mic with her shrill screams, when she saw that one of the entries mentions her Suicide Pact.
- When she witnesses what the link to "that site" on the Troll entry is.
  Pippa: Tell me, what is that website- OH FUCK OFF!
In "Neopets Banned Me," while Pippa is talking about Neopets, one of the people who make her blow up is Max0r.
Max0r: is neopets still on its scientology arc [[sic]]
Pippa: ...where for some reason I believe it will (sees what was typed out) Max0r get the fuck out of my chat! You fucking shit talked Neopets and I hate you for it! The only people allowed to shit talk Neopets are the people that are part of the Neopets family, okay? We're an oppressed society and we don't need pieces of shit like Max0r coming in.
Pippa's stream on a cross company server devolved into mocking Ethan Ralph over getting beat up and getting his purse stolen in Portugal, and ends with Ethan Ralph blocking her on Twitter and getting donations from people who have beef with him. She brings it up in a later stream after he gets beat up again.
The FlaVR stream, where Pippa accidentally made an actual vtuber company.
- Pippa making a disclaimer that she is not responsible for this, and that she is unaffiliated weith them in any way, even though they credit her as the Founder.
- Getting surprised that Milla Vanilla, a fake vtuber she made up, got her own live2D
- Even news VTuber FalseEyeD got a hold of the information
- Rika makes an Auguste Pinochet reference
- Minna Vanilla ended up becoming the Rushia-equivalent, a sociopathic Yandere with her own yabs
  - And Pippa herself ended up grooming her and even taking yab pictures of her when she was unconscious, and even joking about being Bill Cosby
  - Which got her into a scandal when Kirsche exposed her as a sexual harasser and started a cancellation campaign against her.
- Pippa getting blocked from her own company.
- Fishman posting this pic for what she'd done, which means because of the yabs generated by this one stream he plans to kill himself or hang Pippa.
Pippa meets Nora, the aggressively horny fridge/vending machine from Atomic Heart. Much hilarity ensues.
Pippa: Why is the fridge horny, chat?
During a Minecraft collab stream, Pippa tricks Chikafuji Lisa of Tsunderia into looking up Bad Dragon. Hilarity (and much horrified screaming from Lisa) ensued.

Maemi Tenma

Tenma plays Lifeline, in which she struggles to get the game to understand what she's saying into the microphone, leading to a series of patronizing responses of "Bad" until she uses Text to Speech that's accepted as "Good", bringing her to a menacing chuckle. Then she later encounters the tutorial segment of "Look at the bottle".
Tenma: Look at the bottle.
Tutorial Announcer: Bad!
Tenma: Motherfucker! Are you blind?! Look at the bottle!
Tutorial Announcer: Good!
Tenma: Thank-oh! [claps and laughs]
- She proceeds to rag on Rio after controlling her against an enemy, hurling expletives and refusals during a section where she can talk directly to Rio as the latter tries to highlight that they'd work better together to find Naomi and rescue the Player Character, when Tenma then asks Rio if she is "Maidenless?", prompting a Game Over as Rio immediately gives up and shoots the camera, to Tenma's complete surprise and glee. And then Tenma realises she has no save data and has to go through the unskippable tutorial again...
  Tenma: [The sound of rapid Percussive Therapy as she mashes buttons to try and bypass the tutorial quickly]
Tenma is a lover of muscular macho men. Naturally, her God of War playthroughs have plenty of moments where she fangirls over her husbando Kratos.
The Professor Keen: You might have a problem. My mom is here with me watch you play (sic) and she finds Kratos hot too.
Tenma: Yeah? Well...your mom needs to change her fucking men, 'cause I'm easily a jealous bitch and I do not share my men! Kratos doesn't even like USED GOODS, so uhhh...back away!
- When she sees Hercules in that same playthrough:
  Tenma: I would like to bury my head in those massive tits of yours young man. May I die of snu snu between the amazing size of your breast?
While she's recounting a shopping trip with Pippa where someone tells her that they have a beautiful relationship and she mentions liking to hold Pippa's hand annd arm, Pippa mentioning how Tenma dressed very femininely and Pippa dressed masculinely causes Tenma to realize just how much they looked like a lesbian couple.
Pippa: It doesn't help that Tenma dresses up like hyper-feminine everywhere we go.
Tenma: That's how I dress up like, that is true; I did it really fancy.
Pippa: And I dress like a fucking boy, alright; like I just fuckin' throw on pants and shit.
Tenma: You know, you're kinda right; in most female-to-female relationships, there's one feminine and one-oh my god!
Pippa: Yeah.
Tenma: Wait! Wait! (*starts screaming while Pippa and Clara laugh*)

Hakushika Iori

During her first foray into Portal 2, as GLaDOS explains that 'science has validated [Chell's] birthmother for abandoning [her] on a doorstep', Iori simply pans the camera down in such a way to make it seem like it really got to Chell.

Remilia Nephys

Remilia's first Euro Truck Simulator 2 stream, showcasing her driving talent:
- Throughout the stream, Remi has Touhou-themed Eurobeat songs playing in the background. Furthermore, she starts her gameplay with a remix of "Septette for the Dead Princess," Remilia Scarlet's theme.
- After getting far into one mission, Remi states how she's getting the hang of driving. Shortly afterward, she ends up colliding with a barrier at full speed to ricochet over another barrier, trapping her out-of-bounds and forcing a restart.
Remi starts her Superliminal stream with the sudden invasion of a roach. The kicker is how she left her mic unmuted throughout the whole ordeal, resulting in all the sounds from her self-commentary, freak-outs and rummaging being broadcasted live while dealing with the roach, with her only catching on to her mistake after muting herself by the end of the "muted" segment.

Chisaka Airi

Airi plays The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the first time. Copious amounts of pon and the citing of Adults Are Useless ensue.
- From the first stream:
  - As soon as she learns Ganondorf's name, she wastes no time in renaming him as Gandalf the Great.
  - During the Great Deku Tree's dying breaths in which it asks for Airi and Navi to go forth into the world to stop Gandalf, the wolf is quick to try and refute such a heavy responsibility.
    Airi: I'm not even your grandchild. Why are you giving me your will? I want my lawyer involved in this! Where's my lawyer? I- I was never told of this!
  - Then when the Great Deku Tree passes, she calls out the abrupt Mood Whiplash of Navi excitedly suggesting she and Airi go to Hyrule Castle.
    Airi: It's literally "Good riddance, Moustached Tree!".
    Airi as Navi: Well anyway, he's dead. Let's go to Hyrule Castle! Goodbye, Great Deku Tree. Sayonara Mother-fudger!
  - When she enters the gatehouse in Castle Town filled with pots, she gets very excited and swiftly gets to farming rupees. Then she discovers they all respawn if she leaves the room and reenters, only to max out her rupee count. Once she realises this, she bemoans what to her is the apparent Fridge Logic of Link having a sword and a shield, but not being able to afford a bigger wallet.
  - Airi talks to the woman outside of the potion shop.
    Woman: Kid, have you been to Lon Lon Ranch? Their milk is delicious! There are many horses there, and the young daughter of the ranch owner is cute!
    Airi: Are you mentioning this because you're trying to set me up with their daughter?! You're trying to set up a stranger with someone- somebody's daughter?! Brah. You can't set up a stranger with somebody else's daughter! What the heck?
  - Airi learns you can shoot the windows in the courtyard, and after having a bomb thrown at her by a guard, calls them out for the stupidity of the action.
    Airi: Brah! Did you literally throw a bomb at me for being rowdy?! Did he literally just throw a bomb at me for being rowdy? He just threw an explosive bomb at a twelve year old child in the same area their frickin' princess is in. What kind of training do these knights go through?
  - Then she meets Impa:
    Airi: Oh, hello C-cup!
    Chat: Did you say c-cup???
  - The chat is quick to convince Airi to attack the first Cucco in Kakariko Village, luring her into the Video Game Cruelty Potential by labelling it as an Easter Egg. Once she hits it enough times...
    Airi: Hm? What's going on? [The Cucco calls for its friends to attack then Link down, which makes the wolf scream] Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-! What the fudge?! What the fudge?! What the fudge?! [makes a break for the village entrance to escape as she screams more and spouts gibberish as more Cuccos follow her] I'm being attacked by death chickens?! as she regains her composure You told me to attack the chickens! [reenters the village] You told me to attack the chickens! That's harder than the Dark Souls run in its entirety!
  - Airi opens up the Royal Family's Tomb:
    Airi: We're robbing Rie's grave, let's go!
  - And then she enters the ReDead room, hears their groaning before entering the main chamber, and non-verbally indicates This Is Gonna Suck by silently saving the game.
- Airi opens the second stream without the normal loading screen, then proceeds to play Full Tilt! Pinball for most of the first hour of the video, confusing those who joined part-way through expecting a Zelda stream. Then once she gets to the game itself...
  - On the way to the Happy Mask Shop, she takes a stop by the gatehouse again and energetically relishes breaking the pots to get her rupee count up.
  - The Disaster Dominoes that is the early stages of the Mask Trading Quest and getting reactions to the masks, a saga that last over half an hour straight, contain a few nuggets:
  - After acquiring the Keaton Mask for the guard at the foot of Death Mountain Trail, she returns to him, happily wearing it whilst likening it to Pikachu, and learns that the guard may open the gate to proceed into the game, but refusing to sell the mask to him closes the way. She is very unimpressed and takes to swinging her sword at him, before sighing and reluctantly handing the mask over, then despondently heading back to the Mask Shop while bemoaning the guard and how she was scammed^note. To add insult to injury, right as she gets to the drawbridge to Castle Town, it pulls up as night starts, forcing a hasty retreat back to Kakariko from some Stalchildren.
    Airi: I got five rupees. I got five rupees and the gate opened. But at what cost? [Beat] But at what cost? The door was already open... there was no point in opening the fricking door.
  - On returning to the Mask Shop, she cheers up immediately after worrying that the Keaton Mask would be sold out only to find it on the shelf behind the salesman. She reacquires it and reads the flavour text:
    Airi: I'll be popular for once?! That sounds like a frickin' steal!
  - However, a fair amount of people in the town react poorly to the Keaton Mask when she speaks to them whilst wearing it. Then things go From Bad to Worse with the Skull Mask, with everybody responding to it negatively, including the gatehouse and drawbridge guards whom she had faith would at least entertain her, only to add to her plight which culminates in her concluding that for the apparent crime of wearing the mask, everybody wanted to kill Link and forced him out of town, even raising the drawbridge on him - though she failed to realise that she forced the drawbridge to raise as a result of the Sun's Song.
    Airi: I really should be taking Gandalf's side...
  - While in her rut, she decides to try and cause the Cuccos in the house at the ranch to start attacking her, only to realise they aren't programmed like the ones elsewhere in Hyrule.
    Airi: Even the chickens ignore me now?!
  - After concluding the cows in the stable also ignore her, she then tries to milk a horse by swinging a bottle at it. Chat is equal parts confused and concerned about the implications, that fly right over the Pon Wolf's head as she tries to justify it by saying that goats have milk.
    Superchat: Airi thats not milk...
    why are you trying to milk a stallion.....?
  - As she heads towards Death Mountain, she concludes that the gate guard really wanted the Keaton Mask for himself, not his apparent son.
  - Airi meets her first Goron, and as it stands up so that it can be spoken to, she reflexively yelps and hides under the shield, thinking it to be another enemy. Once she learns the Gorons are friendly, she makes her way further up the trail and gets struck by one that rolls into her, prompting a panicked yelp.
    Chat: They're friendly, but they're also terrible drivers.
  - She is quick to highlight the Fridge Logic of the Gorons' food shortage problem:
    Airi: How are you running out of food when you live inside your food?
  - She mistakenly thinks that the "Big Brother" that the Goron at the spiritual stone pedestal is the Hot Rodder one rolling around on the third floor. She tries to get its attention by playing Zelda's Lullaby, only to be met with a huge Goron to the face.
  - "Hey Dead Tree, what's up? Is Saria here? No? Okay. Bye."
  - At the tailend of the gameplay portion of the stream, she has the Goron's Bracelet, and starts picking the bomb flower over the entrance to Dodongo's Cavern... only towards take them to the mountain path to try and open an alcove. Instead, she keeps getting herself blown up as the distance is just slightly further than the bomb flowers can last.
During her stream of Half-Life, Airi finds herself in a dead end en route to the Power Up chapter ^note, only to try and make her way towards the health stations, fall into the radioactive river, and, in her own words, "try yolo'ing it and see what's here". What follows is Airi rushing through the river, leading to a blind moment of Sequence Breaking parkour^note; as she tries to process what she just did, chat are simultaneously humored and amazed at the feat, describing it as Airi having "ponned her way through".
Airi: I don't think that's how I was supposed to do it!

Amanogawa Shiina

For her Passpartout stream, she makes paintings of her fellow Phase-Connect members and/or mascots. When Shiina decides to draw Airi, she decides to draw a view of Airi's torso — as in, her bust. Even better is the title given to it: "AIRI'S AIRI'S."
Airi (in chat): WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST THE BUST
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Hikanari Hina

On account of her main attire being very Stripperific, Hina wasted little time utilising the censor for a gag against herself.
Hina: 2nd outfit just dropped ✌️😘

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