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"You have a big horse face!" "No I don't!"

Regarded as one of the most demented My Little Pony parodies in existence, PONY.MOV is sure to ignite a ton of laughter behind all its Nightmare Fuel and Nausea Fuel.

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APPLE.MOV

• The video in its entirety, but special mention has to go to Applejack's apple trip. It's frightening yet hilarious for out of nowhere it is, and steers back into outright hilarity when the scene cuts straight to Applejack having some sort of seizure.
  Spike: Yo Applejack! You alright?
  Applejack: (gurgles up an apple)
  Spike: Yeah you're gonna be fine.
  • However, the Ask Jappleack blog turns that scene into a bit of Fridge Horror.
• The Mane Six's expressions when Applejack is eating all the apples. Especially how Rarity's eyes do some kind of somersault thing.
  • Even funnier in "DRESS.MOV", in which Twilight's entire face does the same thing.
• The very last scene in the video has Applejack with a pair of apples shoved up each of her nostrils.

DRESS.MOV

• The beginning of the video introduces Discord, who is depicted as being a 50-foot tall demonic brute who proceeds to lay waste to Ponyville.
  Twilight: (Watching Discord's rampage from a distance) Dear sweet Celestia! Discord, the God of Chaos, has returned from his stone imprisonment to lay waste to everything and everyone we hold dear! Spike, we have only one option: we must locate the Elements of Harmony!
  Spike: (casually lights up a bong) Yeah, far out dude.
• Twilight randomly decides to poke Fluttershy's butt with her horn, leading to this response:
  Fluttershy: Hey, hey, hey! Quit poking me with your thing!
  • Afterwards:
    Twilight: Fluttershy! Have you seen the Elements of Harmony? I can't find them anywhere!
    Fluttershy: Hey hey hey, I sure haven't, purple guy! Stay out of my shed, okay!
• When asking Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash about the whereabouts of the Elements of Harmony fail, Twilight then declares she'll ask Rarity instead. Now, that doesn't sound so bad... but for some reason she decides to rub her... you know what. In front of everyone mind you. An action that (thank God) is never brought up again.
• Twilight knocking on Rarity's door.
  Twilight: RARITY! Get your FATASS out here and help me find the elements!
• Rarity owning a sweatshop full of Mexican workers that make dresses for her and being such a Bad Boss that it goes in Refuge in Audacity almost immediately.
  Mexican girl: Mrs. Rarity, I'm so thirsty...
  Rarity: (grabs glass, snorts, and fills it with spit) Drink that, dear.
  • She also says that Mexicans aren't real people, and when the above girl asks for her pay, she says she can't understand her through her accent.
• After a boy named Paco complains to Rarity about his fingers hurting, Rarity responds by magically breaking his fingers, after which Paco says, "Oh no, looks like hard times ahead for Pacooooo!" It's such a cheesy-sounding line that it seems like it should be accompanied by a laugh track.
• This exchange:
  Rarity: Here Fluttershy, I had the help throw together a little dress for you. (Crudely drops it over Fluttershy's face) Maybe now you won’t look like such a unwashed tramp.
  Fluttershy: (unfazed by the insult) Heyheyhey, stay outta mah shed!
• The Mexican workers finally get fed up with Rarity's abuse and start a revolución against her.
  Mexican man: "Revolución."
  Rarity: "I'm sorry, darling, I'm ever so certain I don't speak that ghastly taco language of yours-"
  Mexican man: [inexplicable American accent] "Revolution."
  Rarity: "That's what I was afraid you said..."
  [The man drags Rarity back into her sweatshop and he and his fellow Mexican workers beat the everlasting crap out of her]
  Rarity: "No! Not my face! NOT MY GENEROUS FACE!"
  • There's also the big, meaty live-action hand grabbing her beforehand.
• Discord's sole line at the end of the video:
  Discord: I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!

SHED.MOV

• Apple Bloom's death is obviously supposed to be sad, and it genuinely is, but it was at least a little amusing how it was carried out Bambi Meets Godzilla style.
• The... conversation Spike, Dash, and Pinkie were having at the start. Words cannot describe it.
• When Pinkie Pie asks what Fluttershy has said bout people going in her shed, Spike has three consecutive flashbacks. The first flashback is fairly mundane, with Rainbow Dash asking Fluttershy if she wants to join the others in playing spin the bottle. The second flashback is Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie deciding to go hang out with Fluttershy... where "hanging out" translates to "beating the snot out of Fluttershy". The last flashback is of Fluttershy being named prom queen only to have blood dumped on her. Then Rainbow Dash tells her it's actually her period.
  • After all three flashbacks, what conclusion does Spike come to? "I think she said we're always welcome in her shed." Spike's face as he says this is also golden by itself.
• Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Spike enter Fluttershy's shed and are greeted by the sight of bloody, skinned animals nailed to the walls, buckets full of blood, and a pile of brains. Spike is horrified... because there's also a box full of pornography just sitting around.
  Rainbow Dash: (throbbing wingboner) Swag.
• Fluttershy's villain song is a parody of the Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids theme song, leading to this bit of dark-comedy gold.
  Fluttershy: So just sit back
  And relax
  WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAIN!
  • Derpy as a decorative toaster cozy singing along. Especially how her eyes spin.
• Fluttershy after she's caught by the police. Her face resembles the art style used in the official cartoons, which contradicts the voice used for her in this series.
  Fluttershy: Uhh...this isn't what it looks like...(giggles)
• "My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina."
• Discord humping a house in the midst of destruction.

MAGIC.MOV

• Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
• The demon Twilight accidentally summons walking over to Discord and the two high-fiving before continuing their rampage.
  • Said demon is wearing a Wolfmother shirt.
• Twilight and Spike's faces momentarily becoming Simpson-ized.
• Every time Spike cracks a So Unfunny, It's Funny joke. At one point he twirls around to reveal that he's got nothing below the waist for that particular animation model!
• This gem:
  Twilight: I'm going to try a black magic resurrection spell.
  Spike: How about you resurrect my penis... With sex.
• "You can say anybody instead of anypony. Frankly, I don't see what the point of that is."
• "Are we gonna rape it?"
• "Oh, I'm full of ideas, Spike. I'm a genius!" *poops*
• "Hey! Hows abouta wanna have a pizza pie? That's my catchphrase!"
• (smacks Rainbow Dash's corpse with the shovel) "Didn't get me a birthday present last year. Fuckin' biiiiiiiiiitch!"

PARTY.MOV

• Pretty close to the entire episode, in all its Formula-Breaking Episode-E! parody/satire goodness. But the best part has to be near the end:
  Narrator: You might ask yourself why things like this could happen. Are we, the public to blame? Is it our sadistic lust for watching these giants fall and crumble that pressures them into their ultimate downfall? And finally, why do we as the media choose to report all of this to you? The answer is simple: because there is not a single thing happening in this world right now that's more important than the personal lives of celebrities.
  [smash cut to Discord humping Wolflor with now an army of R-Dash 5000s destroying Ponyville]
  • And later:
    Narrator: So uhhh... what are your rates?
    Pinkie Pie: 10 for a tuggie, 20 for a blowie, and 25 if the cameraman watches.
• Pretty much every scene involving Spike. "She fucked! A snail!"
• While jacked-up on Cocaine, Pinkie Pie suddenly starts ranting on about how she hates internet piracy to two passing bystanders(one of them being Octavia). Blink-and-you'll-miss-it bonus: the other pony's cutie mark is a NERV logo.
  Pinkie Pie: What if Ringo Starr just lobs into your house and stole your... uh... favorite dress?
  Octavia: (visibly frightened) I think I'll mostly be confused?
• The entire phone call between Pinkie and Spike:
  Pinkie Pie: Spiiiiiiiiiiike...
  Spike: [in background] What?
  Pinkie Pie: Spiiiiiiiiiiike...
  Spike: What?
  Pinkie Pie: Spiiiiiiiiiiike...
  Spike: What?
  Pinkie Pie: Spiiiiiiiiiiike...
  Spike: (now getting annoyed) What?! Who is this?
  Pinkie Pie: It's Pinkiiiiiiieeeee.
  Spike: What do you want?
  Pinkie Pie: (noticeably slurring) I always thought you were cute. Come over and fuck me.
  Spike: I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill.
  Pinkie Pie: I want you... to get some beer... get some Oxycontin... come to my house-
  Spike: (interrupts) Let me stop you right there because I'm not going to do any of this. It's 3 AM.
  Pinkie Pie: Come on Spikey, I thought we were friends.
  Spike: Well, no offense "friend", but I hope you're buried alive.
  Pinkie Pie: (grunt) Hang on... there's this stupid bitch staring at me...
  (Beat)
  Pinkie Pie: Oh wait, that's me, I'm lookin' in a mirror.
  (Beat)
  Pinkie Pie: ...Hang on, I gotta go talk to this mirror, I'll call you back Spike.
  (Pinkie hangs up, there's now a dial tone in the background)
  Spike: AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOS?!
• Twilight sets up an intervention for Pinkie, which goes about as well as you would expect:
  • Among the intervention attendees besides Spike and Twilight are Derpy Hooves (who's been turned into a toaster cozy), Paco, a pregnant Lyra (whose confessional titlecard clarifies is an "unabashed rape victim") and a drunkard Bon-Bon. Twilight is less than pleased by this turnout.
    Twilight Sparkle: Spike, this is supposed to be an intervention? Where is everypony?
    Spike: Applejack's in a coma, Rarity's being held captive by the Mexicans, Fluttershy's in the nuthouse and Rainbow Dash is dead. [gets a shit-eating grin] Any more questions, smartass?
  • "You're just jealous because boys think I'm prettier than you! You have a big horse face!" *cuts to Twilight, who has a literal horse face (pictured)* "No I don't!" *whinnies*
  • Despite being the epitome of squick, this moment is still pretty funny.
    Pinkie Pie: I think I'm having my period...
    Spike: [gets sprayed] OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! Do you have any more fluids you wanna spray on me you stupid cunt?!

PANEL CONVENTION TOONS

• For the Trotcon panel toon, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie playing a game with Spike talking to reading over a set of rules telling them to keep the panel PG. He groans over the fact that it says "everypony".
• Spike questions why Rainbow isn't dead. Rainbow points out that the panel toon is not canon.
• He agrees to keep the panel PG, and he promises nothing scary will happen. Cue R-Dash 5000 breaking in.
• The Canterlot Garden Panel Cartoon starts out focusing on Fluttershy. Spike and Pinkie Pie come in and start talking smack about bronies. Fluttershy has to scare them off with a chainsaw.
• Rainbow Dash is still playing the game from the Trotcon panel, and she manages to get the high score. How does the game congragulate her?
  Sweetiebot: Wow! You really are a pathetic loser virgin. You need to get a life, Rainbow Dash. That's right. I know who you are.
  Rainbow: Ah well. At least nothing scary happened this ti-
  Jump Scare

PACO'S TWITTER

• Meesus Rarity's leetle sister helped me work today, but then Meesus Rarity told her to stop or else she would end up with a taco cutie mark.
• The great dragon migration may be fun to watch, but eet ees not fun cleaneeng up the great dragon defecation they leave behind!
• Where is Sancho? Last I heard from him he was going to Meesus Fluttershy's shed on an errand for Meesus Rarity. That was six weeks ago!
• I used to wonder what friendsheep could be. I steel wonder!
• An empire of Crystal Ponies sounds like Meesus Rarity’s wet dream.
  • …And then, Meesus Rarity keednapped several Crystal Ponies and had Fluttershy grind them up in her shed to make sparkly jewelery. The End.

SWAG.MOV

• "This is so fucking retarded oh my god I can't believe I'm animating this."
• "Nobody cares, you stupid cunt, shut your fucking mouth, oh my god shut up shut up, a million times shut up, I'm going to kill you, shut up. Nobody cares."
• Discord's severed head falling into Fluttershy's shed (which is no longer covered in animal pelts or terrifying) while she's drinking tea and her surprisingly calm, yet slightly upset, reaction to it.
  Fluttershy: You're in my shed.
• Several of the background ponies' cutie marks are hilarious if you freeze-frame them, including one pony with a penis for a cutie mark.
• "Hey, hey, hey, you can come in my shed, anyday!"
  • "Seriously though, don't come in my shed."
• Where were the Elements of Harmony all this time? They were in Spike's nose. Such a ridiculous Ass Pull, it's almost impossible not to laugh.
• Apple Bloom is mopping up blood while Big Macintosh is re-painting the barn, then wordlessly decides to kill two birds with one stone. It's also kind of sweet in a macabre way.

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