With a Twitch streamer like DougDoug, you can expect there to be a lot of chaotic moments from here and there.
- During a challenge
in which Twitch Chat has to find a Shrek movie, Doug encounters the Fat Albert movie thanks to their insistence on watching it. He then scrubs to the end to sate their thirst, only to find a tombstone with the words "Fat Albert" on it, taking it to the conclusion that Fat Albert died. note The funny part is that they do manage to find a Shrek movie... Shrek 4D. - Doug's getting an AI to rewrite his LinkedIn profile so that spammers would have to read through it is a wellspring of hilarity as the bot writes the most bizarre anecdotes, but the crowner has to be the bot writing him as being in a relationship with Nicolas Cage as a summary of his YouTube career... or it would be, were it not subsequently topped by an even more legendary bit where he is dubbed "Diablo the Cheater", whose mod turned Skyrim into "an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer)."
- The Mario Party 5 video is chaotic on its own, with Doug playing against "A" Crew and "Z" Crew in a heated game of Mario Party, but the highlight is easily "A" Crew (playing Wario) using a Bob-Omb to essentially suicide bomb and eliminate both their and Doug's coins, only to land on a Bowser space and get their coins back. Doug's panicked reaction is absolutely priceless. And this all happens while God-Shattering Star plays in the background, only heightening what is possibly the most "A" Crew move ever pulled.
- In the Twitch Chat Controls Your Mods in GTA video, Twitch Chat manages to, in the span of a few seconds, change Doug's character to Jesus, get him to levitate, and activate slow-motion, all the while dozens of planes are suspended in the air. The sheer comedic timing of this whole sequence has to be seen to be believed.Doug: Using their new god-like powers, Twitch Chat summoned Jesus and began the Rapture. But the world of GTA5 was not ready for Jesus... like the game literally crashed.
- In the I speedrun Peggle, but Twitch Chat shoots half my shots video, Doug and Twitch Chat manage to work together, with Doug praising Twitch Chat for being surprisingly competent. This eventually evolves into Doug being labeled as weaker, and resulting him being traded to not only basketball teams, but other teams such as the London Silly-Nannies, even being drafted for an Apple-Bee's gift card.
- During the Red Dead Redemption Bath video, Twitch Chat continuously teleports him to Tahiti. Or spawns Silas Crawford, who Doug keeps referring to as "the Irish guy" (Silas is Scottish). Whenever Silas spawns, Doug usually dies at his hands, culminating with the chat spawning around 30 of him before teleporting him to Tahiti near the end of the video.
- Pretty much the entirety of I let an A.I. decide my next GTA 5 video, with notable moments including his alternate YouTube channel names such as ShitMouth and DogAss as well as some of the challenges involved such as being pelted with bananas and shooting a fish and washing it after (which he very noticeably laughs).
- In Planet Coaster, but a random disaster happens every 5 minutes, Doug uses an AI text generator to come up with names and backstories for his park's employees. This immediately goes off the rails when the AI decides that both of the janitors are child-eating cannibals, much to Doug's horror and his chat's delight.Abnormal Monks: I love this park, it has it's own daycare! A wonderful person introduced himself as jonitor and offered to watch my kids in the daycare while we walked to the ride.
- In Cities Skylines, but I elected Twitch Chat as Mayor, Mayor Randomhumannn causes several disasters and leaves the city a wreck before promising to fix it next term if re-elected. Mayor Benfarikfan is elected instead, and this happens.Doug: Welcome to the office, sir! You joined the position at a bit of a hard time, but we wouldn't have elected you if you didn't know exactly how to clean up this mess!
Benfarikfan: I CAMT- The new mayor then used a poll to decide what to do. Option "a" won, so he asked Doug to build a giant letter A instead of actually fixing anything.
- Mayor Sadikmclovin's first order is to resign.
- In GTA 5's most chaotic mod, but if I break the law I explode, Doug repeatedly annoys Parkzer by calling him, asking him inane, nonsensical questions, and refusing to accept that he is not his lawyer. At the end of the video, Parkzer is given control of the channel, and spends the last four minutes reading out the laws against harrassing and annoying people over the phone and internet.
- Doug using an AI to beat Pajama Sam:
- It starts to go off-rails when Sam #1 becomes too British for his own good and has his mind erased. Subsequent Sams have their own distinct quirks and personalities, with many rambling about demons, and it ultimately took 21 hours* to beat a children's game that can normally take 45 minutes.
- Early on in the video, while preparing the AI voice for Sam, Doug demonstrates the voice to fellow streamer PointCrow, whose voice he had just used as a basis for AI Sam. The result?
- Adding to the hilarity is that Doug frequently forgets to update and/or save the prompt when creating a new Sam, often forcing him to kill several Sams in rapid succession.
- Sam #24 developed a tendency to add some odd swears to the end of his responses.Sam #24: Who knows what we'll find beyond that secret door? Let's go. Hippopotamus shit!
- At the end of the stream, it took about 8 out of 25 Sam's to beat the game, culminating in Doug being forced to kill the 25th Sam when he vows to investigate the deaths of the last 24.Sam #25: To my lost Sam brothers I just want to say how proud I am that we come from the same family line of solvers and closure appraisers. Despite the many challenges we might have faced on this adventure, you better believe I thought of you and your unwavering courage every step of the way, and for the record I haven't forgotten about where you guys have been. I'll pry your disappearance open like an oyster once I get home.
Doug: No no no, you do not need to investigate their death- OH NO, 25; LOOK OUT! -gunshot-
Doug: Oh shit, the investigation ends.
- Doug uses ChatGPT to play chess against Twitch Chat, and the AI is allowed to cheat. Adding onto the funny factor, Doug gives the AI the personality of Napoléon Bonaparte, who is visually represented by The BLU Spy, and who makes constant references to the theory that real-world professional chess player Hans Niemann cheated against Magnus Carlsen somehow using vibrating anal beads. Niemann may not have used beads to cheat, but AI Napoléon makes it very clear he does.
- Chat suggests Napoléon should come up with creative names for each of his moves. While a lot of the moves sound actually pretty badass, the pictures associated with some of them are hilarious, including Napoléon's BLU Spy avatar bending over forwards and flipping the bird between his legs, doing the "Take the L" dance straight out of Fortnite, and doing a goofy kung-fu pose.
- Not to mention a lot of these moves are just Mundane Made Awesome. The "Waterloo Whirlwind"? It's just one pawn moving one space to the left.
- The "Napoléon Ultra Paradox". It involves Napoleon's king piece "teleporting" as he puts it, directly next to Chat's King, thereby putting Napoléon's king in checkmate, considering that he's also still surrounded by Chat's pieces. However, this also "teleports" Napoléon's remaining pawns to surround them, thereby putting Chat's king in checkmate as well, effectively turning the game into a stalemate where nobody wins. One YouTube commenter was quick to point out that this turns the move into Exactly What It Says on the Tin, a paradox in which nobody wins.
- The fact that the AI, despite being based on Napoléon, says things such as "Shit happens" and "Viva la France and prepare to shit your pants".
- Any time Napoleon makes a mistake and Doug points it out, he blames it on "his generals", meaning Doug himself.
- Chat suggests Napoléon should come up with creative names for each of his moves. While a lot of the moves sound actually pretty badass, the pictures associated with some of them are hilarious, including Napoléon's BLU Spy avatar bending over forwards and flipping the bird between his legs, doing the "Take the L" dance straight out of Fortnite, and doing a goofy kung-fu pose.
- The ending of Rimworld, but a random disaster happens every 5 minutes looks like the colony will be doomed to failure when all the humans are killed during the last 5 minutes... only for Doug to find out that a guinea pig is controllable and counts as a citizen, netting him a win.BigDoggoEnergy: -sound of guinea pigs squeaking in the background- The time of man has ended. The time of guinea pig is now.
- Peggle Speedrun, but an Ai Robot threatens me with trivia is rife with these, be it Bjorn's Mood Whiplash between being friendly and aggressive, to the many various stipulations that come from each grade and question.
- Right off the bat, there's Bjorn's Establishing Character Moment just after Doug brings up his anger issues.Bjorn: Are you fucking kidding me? Holy unicorn shit, that answer was so far off the mark, I thought it was a joke!
- One of the first questions he gets is about the Chernobyl disaster, and was requested to be asked as if talking to a small child.Bjorn: So, Doug, my question for you is simple; Can you tell me what type of building had a BIG OOPSIE in Chernobyl?
- Doug is given a question about Peggle 2, something that not only he gets wrong, but Bjorn gets wrong as well.note Even so, Doug still tries to gaslight Bjorn into accepting the wrong answer, and...Bjorn: What the fuck are you on about?! You are so far off it's as if you aimed for a green peg in Peggle and hit the fucking abyss instead!
- The response he gives for the next question, during which he speaks like a Fratbro, is similar but arguably even better.Bjorn: Shit, man! It's like shooting for a gnarly green peg and hitting your own gnarly nuts instead, dude!
- After Doug gets a problem about penguins wrong, Bjorn goes on his usual rant, but then calms down and apologizes for the outburst. His delivery of this Tranquil Fury sounds so human it's almost disturbing.Bjorn: We'll try again, won't we? I believe in you! Remember, there are no wrong answers, just... just... better ones, yeah?
- When Doug makes it to 4th grade, he programs Bjorn so that he hates Peggle. So when someone requests he ask a question about Peggle, he takes it as well as you'd expect.
- At 5th grade, Bjorn no longer hates Peggle, but he is given worse anger issues, and gets set off when chat starts referring to him as anything but a unicorn.Bjorn: What the fuck did you just call me, you bald little virgin; a ZEBRA?! I am a majestic unicorn, not some common stripey-horse.
Bjorn: SHEEP?! Did you just call me a fucking sheep?! I am Bjorn, the majestic unicorn, not some wooly lawnmower with a helpless 'baa!' I swear if you cross that line again-
Bjorn: A RACCOON?! Do I look like a trash panda to you?! You really poked the horn this time, you hairless trivia trainwreck! When will you get it?! I am a glorious unicorn, not some dumpster diving doofus with striped fur! - Bjorn gets called a "mule-looking zedonk" and sounds like he's at a breaking point.Bjorn: I'm just about ready to blow a fucking rainbow gasket; I am not a 'mule-looking zedonk' you bald as a baby's butt trivia-challenged virgin, I'm a goddamn unicorn!
- On top of that, the chat member who referred to Bjorn as a "mule-looking zedonk" also asked for a broad question specifically in one of the categories that Doug asked fornote . Bjorn's answer? He asks Doug to name him a fantasy-themed, historical, geographical, exploration-based 2D platformer developed using Python.
- After Bjorn chews him out for getting the answer wrong, Doug notices he never told him the correct answer and demands to know what it was. Bjorn's response? It was a trick question — no such game exists.
- Bjorn is requested to ask a question about a hypothetical chess board that has had ten moves made on it, and to ask Doug what move would cause a checkmate. Bjorn's response is an absolute maelstrom of nonsense letters, numbers, and phrases for 33 whole seconds. The best part is Doug's answer, to resign from the game is correct, but he loses the Peggle level he was on and has to restart anyway.
- 6th grade teacher Bjorn thinks the government is out to assassinate him if anyone gets a trivia question wrong. Doug later adds on that Bjorn has a bomb strapped to his chest that will kill him in response to any wrong answer.Doug: Guys, Bjorn is gonna die unless you give me trivia questions I can answer. His blood is on your hands, okay?
- At 7th grade, PointCrow shows up in chat, prompting Doug to reprogram Bjorn into thinking PointCrow is a better streamer than he is and sweet talks about him any chance he can get.
- One chat member asks Bjorn for a history question, but phrased as if he was someone from that era. Bjorn, in full Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, asks Doug to name the conflict that took place between England and France spanning for over 100 years across the 14th and 15th centuries... then fails him for leaving out the 's' at the end of 'Years'.Bjorn: By the pixies' prancin' hooves, Doug! Thou art as mistaken as a jester who has lost his bells! It's actually known as the 'Hundred Years War', not just the 'One Hundred Year War'! Hath thou been educated inside a goblin's grimy grotto?
- 9th grade Bjorn is programmed to think he's going through puberty.
- One of the questions Doug gets in 9th grade is about Deadliest Warrior, and its most controversial matchup. Doug makes a guess and Bjorn starts off as if he got it correct, only to completely fool Doug and tell him he was wrong.
Bjorn: Butter my hooves and call me a cupcake! You're correct! The matchup between the mafia and the yakuza was the most debated... Oh, but wait, those aren’t cowboys and Indians! It seems like you've shot the wrong arrow there!- One question is about an obscure Easter Egg in The Stanley Parable that only the "creator's brother" would know. Luckily, Davey Wreden, the creator of said game, is Doug's brother, and Doug calls him up to give Bjorn the answer. Bjorn deems it wrong, and it leads to an argument between him and Davey.Davey: I will change every song in the soundtrack to the sound of you getting your ass beat.
- Right off the bat, there's Bjorn's Establishing Character Moment just after Doug brings up his anger issues.
- During a Minecraft speedrun, Doug decided to invest any donations he received for one hour into a single element. Needless to say, he spent more time looking for elements than he did on Minecraft.
- Doug ends up buying Bismuth crystals after a plurality of the audience voted for it. About three months later, Doug unpackages the purchase on stream, which proves difficult as the box is wrapped in black duct tape. When he eventually gets it open, he finds the bismuth itself is also wrapped in black duct tape. When the audience suggests he uses his teeth, Doug chomps down, only to bite directly into the bismuth.
- In I ran unethical social experiments on Twitch Chat, Doug gets five members of Chat to decide on three variants of the Trolley Problem. Of course, this being Twitch Chat, their reasons wind up being less about morality than usual examples of this problem…
- The first variant, where an out-of-control train is hurtling towards two tracks that could either kill one person alone or five people, Doug mentions that the lone person offers a sum of five thousand dollars to be saved. The chatters decide to kill him anyway, believing that the sum is not enough, and with one claiming “we don’t negotiate with terrorists.”Parallcx: KILL TH MONY W DONT ND CAPITAL
- The second variant, where the lone person is “cool and mysterious”, the chatters also decide to kill him, on the assumption that he “might be Doug” (and one audience member randomly calls him a pervert).
- Finally, the choice is given between all of Chat and all of the mods. You can probably guess where this one goes, a decision only strengthened when it is pointed out that Doug is technically also a mod.Alyssaromantic: Kill the mods. The lives of the many overvalue the lives of the few.
- In the second experiment, one contestant named Semitruckbeepbeep occasionally types "beep beep" through the video and it's even accompanied by an actual truck beep sound effect.
- Round two of the second experiment has everyone pick a stock on the stock market. Fanta_slurper chooses Costco because, in their words, they've "never seen a Costco that wasn't bussin". It turns out that picking the highest stock lead to Fanta's downfall as they were selected to be eliminated by Doug next. Doug also points out that PointCrow was going to initially take Costco before switching to Lockheed Martin, which ended up being the second highest.Dpars2233: (Sad) It's Bussin
- One of the side rounds had Doug ask the participants who the oldest cat was, and the reward was bequeathing them a PNG of the aforementioned cat, Creme Puffnote . The initial winner was Semitruckbeepbeep, but upon Semitruck's elimination, the cat was given to Toast_fazbear. The cat would eventually be placed into Pointcrow's custody, who at some point was cursed by Doug with Sdrawkcab Speech and would later be chosen to be eliminated. Pointcrow's decision is to have Creme Puff die with him, still speaking backwards in his final moments during the experiment.Pointcrow: em htiw nwod seog eH
- On top of that, Semitruckbeepbeep's avatar in the experiment was the red pepper chef, complete with a spatula. Doug points out that due to where he put the image of "Creme Puff", it looks like Semitruck was trying to cook the cat.
- The contestant Iam_xiv randomly deciding to show Doug and everyone their "motorcycle impression". They continue this throught their time too:Iam_xiv: Hey Doug. Have I shown you my motorcycle impression?
Doug: No.
Iam_xiv: mmmmmmm mm mm mm mmmmmmmm mm mmmm mmmm mm mm m.
Doug: (writing) Test subject thinks he's a motorcycle.
Pointcrow: Xiv that was beautiful.
Iam_xiv: I AM THE BEST MOTORCYCLE.
Semitruckbeepbeep: BEEP BEEP. - Upon Iam_xiv's elimination, fully having committed to the motorcycle bit, his final words are to quote Shakespeare. Doug proposes "mmmmmmmmmm"'s in the chat before eliminating him.
- When Semitruckbeepbeep is eliminated, Doug parts ways with these following words.Doug: Beep out in heaven, my friend. -sound of a truck horn followed by a gunshot-
- In the final round, Doug gets Chat to use clickmaps to choose which of the last two contestants to eliminate. 33% goes to Toast_fazbear, 11% goes to Thebaldpeter and 56% goes to Doug himself.Thebaldpeter: Doug is voted off the island.
Doug: I’m fucking invincible!
- The first variant, where an out-of-control train is hurtling towards two tracks that could either kill one person alone or five people, Doug mentions that the lone person offers a sum of five thousand dollars to be saved. The chatters decide to kill him anyway, believing that the sum is not enough, and with one claiming “we don’t negotiate with terrorists.”
- In I made an AI secretary to write my emails, Doug interviews several AI versions of himself to answer spam emails, each with distinct personality traits.
- The first winner, named Diarrhea Doug, is absolutely convinced he's the real Doug, frequently has a Potty Failure mid-interview, worships the sun like it's a god and is also made of plants...and then he starts actually answering the emails and has the same thing happen, nearly paralyzing Doug and the chat with laughter. It's even implied the email he sent to TEMU may have genuinely scared them off, as ever since the stream was made, they never sent Doug anymore emails.
- The other winner, Penguin Doug, is a black market weapons dealer who sincerely believes he’s a penguin and rambles when he gets nervous. While this is plenty funny on its own, this Doug also will occasionally mumble under his breath, which for some reason the Synthetic Voice Actor interprets as hair-raising screams.
- In Can I beat Mario before Twitch Chat beats ONE level?, Doug decides to do a quick one-off stream where he tries to beat the entirety of Super Mario World before Twitch Chat can beat the first level. Predictably, things go Off the Rails and the stream ends up taking several hours as he messes around with various forms of Interface Screw.
- The first two rounds, the former having a normal view and the latter having the two screens overlaid on top of each other, end with Chat taking the victory and announcing it with the sound of Doug congratulating himself just to rub the salt in the wound.
- After an attempt to play with both games cut into quadrants and randomly strewn about the screen is abandoned, the apex of the stream arrives as Doug goes on a 5 minute coding adventure to make the games bounce around the screen like DVD logos.
- Doug decides to play around with making Chat's screen shake while bouncing and sets the code to move it 200 pixels every frame. This causes the screen to jitter around so violently that it quickly glitches and moves offscreen, which Doug and Chat interpret as it BLJing out of the computer and going on a rampage through a city.
SeekingElegance: This is the state police, we found this set of pixels driving impaired and into a ditch. Is this your son? You should have watched out for him more.
Doug: No, I disavowed him. He's an independent boy now!- Chat suggests adding a reward if one of the screens hits a perfect corner, which of course leads to Doug needing a sound to play when it happens. Cue Doug half-singing and half-screaming to the tune of Ode to Joy layered over 4 different recordings. Then he does it a second time with him singing "corner" repeatedly, alongside a bunch of sniffing he decides to put at the end.
- While Doug starts the code and waits to make sure the corner hits work, one donation message refers to it as 'competitive edging'. Chat doesn't take long to latch onto that for the rest of the wait.
sergnr: Oh God! I'm about to corner...
i_love_toilet_water: doug, i can't last much longer. im gonna corner soon!
(after Doug's screen hits the corner)
CallMeKayd: Doug you did corner really really fast and I wasn't very satisfied.
Doug: I mean, I had a great time cornering. Look, I think now that I've cornered, we're done.
