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In General
- Whenever Billy unleashes his infamous laughs known as the Billy Cackle, the viewer is guaranteed to follow suit. For example, in the "Bad Movie Review" of Blind Fury where the main villain is bisected and is falling down a cliff, Billy screams as if he himself is falling down a vast precipice, and when the camera cuts back to him, we see he is literally reeling with laughter and shock at the scene.
- The "Bad Movie" reviews, full stop, especially with Billy's legendary laugh as mention above will instantly make you bust your gut from hilarious stupidity of certain So Bad, It's Good (and just plain bad) movies.
2015
- From their review of Inside Out, when they treat Sadness like she is the mascot for an antidepressant commercial.Korey: You know in the commercial, where they try to show you how well the medicine works, and everyone's like "Yeah! I'm so fucking happy!"Martin: And then they do a freeze-frame for a loooong list of side effects.
- Said side effects include Erectile Dysfunction, Insomnia, Menopause, Glaucoma, Diabetes, among many others.
- For Crosses the Line Twice humor, Korey discussing how the dinner scene would've played out in his family.Korey: In my Mama's head, it would've been like "FIRE ALL TORPEDOES!" (mimes a backhanded slap.)
- The entirety of the Phuc Dat Bich
video. - In their review of Avengers: Age of Ultron, they treated the Hulk's being Brought Down to Normal by the Black Widow like a guy who "finished" way too early. With the song "Pussy Control" to boot.Korey: YOU WHOOPED, HULK! YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! (Everyone else erupts in laughter.)
- From their review of The Peanuts Movie, with guest Billy Brooks. (Billy was the third member of Let's Do This, a podcast from Spill.)
- "You're like George Washington Carver; you're such a Peanuts purist."
- From the discussion of concerns over the movie flinging itself in Totally Radical territory as well as the Little Red-Haired Girl, Billy comments, "It might work if he cannot twerk!" Cue the insertion of that moment from the trailer into the "Hotline Bling" video.
- There was a barrage of jokes from the opening ice-skating scene, specifically a moment where Franklin smiles in Marcie's general direction.
Korey: Franklin looking a little bit like you, Billy. "I'm going to get this white girl!"Billy: Not that one.Korey: He don't know Marcie is a lesbian.Billy: I don't know who doesn't.Korey: He looks confident as hell, "Yeah!"Billy: Looking like a gay Tina Fey.- They talk about a scene from A Boy Named Charlie Brown that what was lifted from the comics. Specifically, Korey's reaction to Linus talking about the clouds: "What the fuck is he talking about!?"
Billy: How come I didn't get any mushrooms?- When talking about the WWI Flying Ace segments, Martin talks about how he would go the library and get an encyclopedia to look up the Red Baron. The other two immediately latch onto his comments and do not let go.
Billy: The way Martin's talking, (turns to Martin) I'm going to get an old hat and some peanuts to shell all day long.Korey: (in an elderly tone) Live it up, boy!Billy: (in an elderly tone) We were happy to do it! And when we walked to school...Korey: Back in World War I, I knew what happened.Billy: Y'all don't know. We ain't got the tweetin' and the textin' and the phonein' and the, you know. When we wanted to call somebody, we used carrier pigeons! And we liked it! - Their review of "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip". ALL OF IT.Korey: "Kids, if you like this, you're an asshole too."
2016
- During their tribute to David Bowie, when they get to Bowie's iconic collaboration with Queen, 'Under Pressure', Korey accidentally plays the video for Vanilla Ice's 'Ice Ice Baby'.
- Korey: David Bowie's gonna come back to kick my ass now!"
- During their reaction to the Logan trailer, Korey and Goodwin show Girts a YouTube video of Johnny Cash's "Hurt"...sung In the Style of Kermit the Frog. It's become a Running Gag for Girts ever since.
- Some of the best material has come from their review of Zootopia, especially when they mine the Applicability for all that it is worth, mainly for it to be Played for Laughs. Here are some key examples:
- When they discuss the initial premise, they pretty much subvert Does This Remind You of Anything?:Korey: All those little racist bunnies that tried to keep that shit inside, it's like "I TOLD YOU SO!"Martin: Burning carrots...Korey: Burning carrots and crosses and shit. (In a faux-white trash accent) "Get out of here, ya goddamn n*** lion! I told ya, go back to Africa!"
- They also make a brief crack at Idris Elba as Chief Bogo, especially in light of his role as the Commandant in Beasts of No Nation.Korey!Commandant!Bogo: I saved your life, now go have a carrot.
- When Nick and Judy go to Bellwether for aid in the investigation, Nick begins touching Bellwether's wool hairdo and whispers to Judy how fluffy it is, while Judy whispers back at him to stop touching it.Korey: Man, there was a black mom sitting behind me, I'm not lying. She knew exactly how that was, 'cause she said, "Don't do that, don't do that." She was getting mad for [Bellwether]... "Girl, don't let him touch your hair like that!"
- Martin's opinion about the scene at the naturist club. That is all.
- When they discuss the initial premise, they pretty much subvert Does This Remind You of Anything?:
- At the beginning of this video, Korey and Martin talk about how during their access show days, their sound man would purposefully annoy Martin by playing a sound clip of "MAR-TIN!", which Korey found hilarious.
- In the Kubo and the Two Strings video, Korey brings up director and Laika founder Travis Knight's past stint in the early 90s as a rapper named Chilly Tee.
- Korey proclaiming how stupid the "Purple Lamborghini" music video is, asking why somebody like
The Joker would hang out with Skrillex and Rick Ross at all, let alone on a fancy boat.Martin: It shows what a boss he is?Korey: Oh, so he's on a boat, bitch?! This isThe Joker we're talking about! The Joker would blow that boat up with both them in it! - During the Yoga Hosers review, when the two Koreys mention that Kevin Conroy (yes, that Kevin Conroy) briefly appeared in the movie, a person off-camera gives a Big "WHAT?!". Then Goodwin mentions that Conroy actually does his Batman voice in the movie, leaving Martin visibly disgusted.
- Korey's finishing rant:
Korey: I paid for this shit! I paid 11.22! I know how many cents I paid, I paid 11.22 for me, I paid 11.22 for my girlfriend, I mean fiancee, I paid 11.22 for her fucking friends because I was drunk and high! I paid because one of the dudes was Canadian so I was like let me do you a favor! I paid 11.22 for him! *points at Goodwin* I paid almost 50 fucking dollars out of my pocket to give this a fair shake. I paid 50 dollars to say FUCK YOU then. - Korey getting drunk explaining Nine Lives.
- Goodwin started taking pictures during the movie with the flash on, and nobody cared.
- Ghostbusters (2016):
- Korey and Martin bring up Filmation's Ghostbusters, along with its live-action show (which they call "Martin's Ghostbusters"), which included Tracy the gorilla (actually a man in a gorilla suit). Then Martin jokes that when he saw Leslie Jones in the new movie, he thought they were making "his" Ghostbusters, leaving Korey wide-eyed in shock and the audience groaning.
Martin: Oh, come on. You were going to say it if I didn't!Korey: I was not ever gonna say that, Martin. I was never gonna say that shit! (chuckles nervously) Excuse my racist—my self-hating black friend over here. - Some highlights from Korey's Top 10 Worst Movies of 2016:
- Korey comparing The Enchantress from Suicide Squad to Pig-Pen because of the dust constantly flying around her.
- Pointing out the Special Effects Failure on Morgan Freeman's stand-in in London Has Fallen.
- The lack of subtlety with the "piss-covered moose" gag in Why Him?.
Korey: They actually stop the movie to tell you "Hey, do you see my moose? Covered in piss? Oh, what's gonna happen next? I don't know! Do you really think that piss is gonna stay contained in that glass? Stay tuned, assholes, and see!"- While Korey hated Bad Santa 2, Goodwin points out that he (Korey) did laugh at Tony Cox's feet kicking as he crawled through a vent.
- Martin's impression of Jeremy Irons's character in Assassin's Creed.
Martin: (through clenched teeth) "They aren't paying me enough to open my mouth."- Goodwin's story about how Girts almost bought Nine Lives while he was drunk.
- Korey proclaims that showing Norm of the North in theaters is the equivalent of allowing a sex offender on a playground. The group then starts cracking up at a clip of Norm dancing.
2017
- The entirety of the Monster Trucks review in which Korey was drunk.
- Apparently, Korey once cussed out a bush, threw up on it, and had sex with it while he was drunk.
- Crossing over with Moment of Awesome, the entire Double Toasted team calls out the bullshit double standards behind a number of the complaints over Atomic Blonde
- During their review of Fist Fight, Korey explains that Ice Cube's motivation in the film is to beat up another teacher...for the kids. Cue Girts (who didn't see the movie) making a completely dumbfounded expression.
- Korey's Tracy Morgan impression.
Korey: Tracy Mo'gan is just dere to talk like dis...'cause it's funny. Tracy Mo'gan is just gon' be Tracy Mo'gan in every Tracy Mo'gan movie. - Smurfs: The Lost Village:
- The Fridge Logic involving The Smurfette Principle, especially when Baby Smurf entered the picture.
Korey: When Baby Smurf came along, it was sad because he didn't know who his daddy was. [everyone else groans] It was really sad. Smurfette was...Martin: There was no Maury Smurf.Korey!Maury: "You, Hefty, are not the father, not the Smurf!"Korey!Hefty: "YEAH! Fuck you bro!"Goodwin: She go running behind the stage...Korey!Hefty: "YEAH! Fuck you Clumsy! Your dick fell and slipped into her!"- When looking at the intro for the old cartoon, they notice the rabbit with the red eyes.
Korey: That rabbit been smoking that bush right there.Goodwin: How you doing, rabbit?Korey: Yeah, were you with him behind that tree?Goodwin: Just don't tell nobody, shit.- Their lengthy discussion on Hefty's crush on Smurfette. Or, as they call him, "Thirsty Smurf".
Goodwin: "I can't leave her! We gotta save her!" "Man, you thirsty, you're about to get us killed for this shit."Girts: All so he can fuck some clay.- The comparisons of life in Smurf Village to life in high school, especially with the names.
- Korey and Martin discuss the disaster that was the Fyre Festival, where they take pains to put their own spin on the Upper-Class Twit trope.
- While the tribute to Roger Moore was a Heartwarming Moment, there are a quite a few funny moments when the crew looks over the sillier parts of the actor's career.
- While one of the clips from The Saint is shown as Hilarious in Hindsight, there is more humor derived from the cartoon halo and how the woman Templar is talking to can apparently see it:
Korey: "I'm trippin'!" She's like, "I'm high as fuck!"- When covering Live and Let Die, they talk about the blaxploitation feel of the movie, especially Mr. Big's Narm Charm line, "Names is for tombstones, baby."
Korey: Roger Moore be like, "You wanna call me a Jive Turkey now, too?"- When talking about the henchmen, they refer to Tee Hee Johnson as "RoboNegro", as well as relating to a story of how Jaws was Korey's nickname for a classmate with braces.
- Upon seeing Hugo Drax, Goodwin asks, "Why is Eddie Munster the main villain in this?"
- Three words: Twerking Mickey Mouse.Korey: Because somebody had to show Minnie how to do it.
- Girts admitting during the Wonder Woman review that he was disappointed by how good the movie was, because he was having fun watching the DCEU's critical bashing.
- After a DestinationDefenestration, Korey yells "YEAH, NOW THIS IS A BACHELOR PARTY!"
- The guys discussing how much Diana reminded them of Miss Mia, Korey's wifenote
- For Transformers: The Last Knight -
- Korey initially suggests that this was going to be a drunk show, noting the beers and the liquor in the studio (which Martin points out might be gone)... only to declare "No, no, no!"
Korey: I ain't gonna sit there and drink to this fucking film!- The round of insults continue with "Professor Marky Mark, the inventor from Texas with a Boston accent! If that's the least of your worries, then your movie is shit!"
- With the opening, Goodwin asked, "Did we go into the wrong screening?"
- During the review of War for the Planet of the Apes:
- Korey shows the famous "damn dirty ape" line from the original, along with the reaction shots.
Korey: "You done fucked up now!" [One of the other apes] was like, "Wow, I'm cool with you, but these other people are gonna whoop your ass right now. I can't hold them back."- Martin lands a nuke of a bad pun as Korey raves about the film.
Korey: Again, the irony is while blockbusters start to devolve and get dumber, these ape movies as blockbusters have gotten better.Martin: How apropos.Korey: Thank you.Martin: Or ape-propos.Korey: Fuck you.*Cue entire studio laughing and cringing in reaction* - For The High Score, Girts and Goodwin roleplay as Korey in a certain visual novel.
- While discussing the upcoming Joker movie, the crew mentions the accusations that Disney/Marvel has been bribing the critics.Korey: Do you really really think Marvel's gonna produce "Three Broke Negros and A White Guy"?
- Martin calling Korey a "rat fuck piece of shit" at the end of the The LEGO Ninjago Movie review.
- Also in the same review, when they talk about how Koko and Garmadon met and got married.
Koko: He said he wanted to conquer the world!Korey: He was a bad boy. He was an asshole.Goodwin: She was sprung. - For Blade Runner 2049, Korey explains how Agent K is a Hunter of His Own Kind and considers the old Replicants to be defective. With that in mind, certain thoughts are expressed on the Fantastic Racism side of the movie.Korey: They say this uppity motherfucker right here, who do he think he is? [The others start laughing.] Oh, he thinks he's better than us! Self-hating Replicant, crab-in-a-bucket Replicant...Goodwin: He doesn't sing "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" no more...Korey: Who the hell he thinks he is?Martin: He's an Uncle Tom robot! [Someone in the audience laughs hysterically.]Korey: Coon-ass Replicant!
- A segment where they react to an episode of Fat Albert where they use the word "retarded". The entire thing is gold.
- Martin's "case by case breakdown" for why "Spider-Man 3" is better than "Spider-Man 2". The audience reactions and Goodwin's expressions just add to the hilarity.
2018
- For Phantom Thread, some humor is mined out of what can be charitably described as a twisted Meet Cute.Korey: Both of these people are crazy, but he at first comes across... like, he comes across like [how] Prince used to pick up girls.Girts: Right!Martin: That's exactly what I thought.Goodwin: "I need another one." Yo!Korey!Prince: I wanna take you home and stick jellybeans to your naked body.
- And for that matter, the Unfortunate Name of Reynolds Woodcock.
Korey: That's what they'd even tell people, "You're not fit to wear a Woodcock!" Ok, don't want that shit on me anyway. I don't want no Woodcock on me. - Black Panther (2018)
- To the surprise of no one, the crew starts with a few potshots at how Disney's, er, history of having a questionable approach towards African culture (read: they mock Uncle Remus).
Korey: Got this Negro in slave rags. That bird is dressed up better than him! (the others laugh) Bird's got a top hat and a cane, got him walking around in a potato sack - just happy as Hell. "Oh yeah, look at these cartoon flowers! Boy, Jim Crow sure is dandy. Where that crow at?" (The others laugh some more)Korey!"Jim Crow": Caw! Right here! Get back to work, nigger! (Mimes sound of a whip)Goodwin: Jesus! - Martin and Korey admitting in the review for Incredibles 2 that they spent a lot of the movie distracted by Elastigirl's... assets.
- Crazy Rich Asians
- Korey describes the Romantic Comedy as "one of the easiest cinematic cocktails: Fall in Love, Fight, and Start fucking Again!"
- When talking about the Fiction 500 elements ("[Nick's family] can make Batman sell ass"), Martin comments about how he got genuinely jealous in the process.
Martin: This is fun!Korey: Don't walk in there talking about money don't mean shit. Or don't walk in there talking about money don't buy happiness. Your broke ass is going to be very unhappy when you walk out of there!- "You know what, this is our time. If you ain't Asian in this movie, GET YO ASS TO THE BACK!"
- When Eleanor first learns about Rachel, Korey and Martin point out the hypocrisy of gossiping in a Bible study group.
Martin: It was kind of instigating. "Her name is Rachel Chu!"Korey: I know! Sitting up there, reading the Lord's Word and talking shit at the same time.Martin: Exactly!Korey: God is like, "Put my Book down!" - Venom (2018): Everything about Korey ripping into Sony for being greedy and trying to make money off of Venom instead of letting the MCU have the character. Also, Korey and Martin talking about the stinger.
- The entire review for an obscure indie movie called Kinky. While the movie could be summed up as "Tyler Perry directs Fifty Shades of Grey", Korey believes that applying that description to it is an insult to those two things.
2019
- Korey's reaction to Mewtwo's appearance in the second Pokémon Detective Pikachu trailer.Korey: OH SHIT!!!! OOOOH SHIT!!!! OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! OOOOH!!!
Other Guy: (during the second "Oh Shit!") OOOOOH!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
Korey: (completely calm) Who the fuck is that? - While discussing Jussie Smollett (the Empire actor who allegedly faked a hate crime against himself), Korey's imitation of Terrence Howard (at 19:02) is hilarious.
2019
2020
2021
Bad Movie Reviews
Tammy and The T-Rex
Warriors of Virtue
Theodore Rex
Blind Fury
Leprechaun In The Hood
- In the first few seconds, we see the blind grandma jabs Leprechaun's eye so hard, the result of it was nothing short of hilarious.
Steel
- The whole review in general is hilarious, but Steel throwing the grenade towards the tough guy saying "NOOOOO!" in a terribly funny way, Billy starts immediately getting out his chair and bursts into laughter.
Cry Wilderness
Homeward
Soul Plane
- In the first seconds of the review (in the YouTube cut), Billy's hilarious reaction to the awful CGI death of Trey, Nashawn's dog, when he gets sucked into the plane turbine looking like a stock dog photo with terrible effects.
Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Anaconda
Fast And Fierce: Death Race
Cool as Ice
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Demolition Mannote
The Last Airbender
Zoombies 2
Wild Wild West
Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood
Juwanna Mann
Tiptoes
Stone Cold
The Minis
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
The Master of Disguise
Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows
Halloween: Resurrection
Sir Billinote
White Chicks
The Cat in the Hat
The Pest
Jingle All the Way
Son of the Mask
Grizzly 2: Revenge
Titanic: The Legend Goes On
- "That the way it do it boys, UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND?!"
- The movie's annoying overuse of HOLD ME, NEVER LET ME GO, so much that Korey hates the movie for it.
- The infamous unnamed rapping dog making no sense in the movie.
